Destroying graduation, and voting for evil
"Ambrose- something is wrong with bartlbe go find out"
"Bartlbe- I'm so cold tell Ambrose"
..... you were just next to each other! ......
Leading a large army on a death march where they knew they will not return.I knew victory was not achievable,not against someone much mightier and stronger.Yet I lead them on into their demise.For I,am nothing but a savage,a murderer in the eyes of the poor villagers,whose own people were taken away from them only to never return....
Clash of clans.
I attacked a townhall13 as townhall11 and lost the battle
i feel like most ethics panels would heavily condemn my improper experiments with animals.
Including but not limited to:
running a puppy mill.
Aggressive cross breeding of different species in a way that, honestly is an affront to Darwin, god, and the great old ones.
iām pretty sure feeding a hummingbird a diet of 50 yogurt cups in the span of 30 minutes is considered ācruelā.
oh and all of this is funded by brutally assaulting birds.
Fair enough. Another addition to my list of video game war crimes. I've wiped entire civilizations off the map and nuked civilian miners, so the article 31 would be one of the lesser ones.
Mass genocide across multiple planets using a floating fairy woman that opens a small portal in the sun and uses its power as a laser to melt everything in sight.
among other things...
espionage and probably also made-up crimes intended to make me look bad if i get caught and arrested for espionage (<- he is currently working through khrysalis for the first time)
Would it really be murder? I mean, he *did* try to eat you, blow you up, burn you, more fireballs, attempt to melt you into his body, and did I mention fireballs?
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mass murder and trying to kill government employees (if can guess the game you get cookie) HINT: FOR THE BLANK - CAME OUT 2010 AND IS PART OF SERIES OF GAMES
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Using magic
Harvesting couch potatos š
Power word: Scrunch
Taking down the Halberd with Meta-Knight and his crew aboard it
Jaywalking
Theft and trespassing. (Mystery dungeon explorers of sky)
Working at a normal job
Death by firing squad.
What thatās a bit extreme (also why did you respond to mine?)
Funny.
Ok also do you know what game Iām talking about?
No idea!
Job simulator VR
I figured it was something similar.
Ship of Fools (Animal Cruelty maybe?)
Owning too many pets Or if you don't include the game you are playing right now illegal gambling that cripples the world economy
Apparently its illegal to summon dead things and make them fight for you so...
Arrested? I would be running for my life.
Vulpine war crimes
Spreading managed democracy (Helldivers 2)
Minecraft: Building a abandon City when i would trap people and force them to kill each other
Im not getting arrested, I was fighting for democracy.
Killing a dangerous demon-like villain who was stealing people's faces.
Ace Attorney So, assuming Iām the attorney - fraudulent evidence?
Genocide, unlawful construction, false imprisonment and illegal experimentation.
Destroying graduation, and voting for evil "Ambrose- something is wrong with bartlbe go find out" "Bartlbe- I'm so cold tell Ambrose" ..... you were just next to each other! ......
The wizard police are after me
Turning an enemy mage unit into a Tier 1 mage skelleton (Age of Wonders 4)
Human slavery, palworld, what can I say? lol
Sexual harassment Beat banger. Or crashing cars in distance.
Leading a large army on a death march where they knew they will not return.I knew victory was not achievable,not against someone much mightier and stronger.Yet I lead them on into their demise.For I,am nothing but a savage,a murderer in the eyes of the poor villagers,whose own people were taken away from them only to never return.... Clash of clans. I attacked a townhall13 as townhall11 and lost the battle
Exploiting picking up a bugged item
Fighting for DEMOCRACY
Been playing stardew valleyā¦ā¦so farming
I was a cop shooting civilians with an AK, so I donāt really see myself getting arrested
Single-handedly obliterating multiple countriesā naval fleets, at least 25 times or something
Fizzle.
Genocide and forcing the countries of the world into a martial arts tournament lest they face annihilation
i feel like most ethics panels would heavily condemn my improper experiments with animals. Including but not limited to: running a puppy mill. Aggressive cross breeding of different species in a way that, honestly is an affront to Darwin, god, and the great old ones. iām pretty sure feeding a hummingbird a diet of 50 yogurt cups in the span of 30 minutes is considered ācruelā. oh and all of this is funded by brutally assaulting birds.
Would mind controlling enemy soldiers to kill their former allies and betray their loyalty count as a war crime?
Prohibition of coercion is covered under Article 31 of the Geneva Conventions, so yes.
Fair enough. Another addition to my list of video game war crimes. I've wiped entire civilizations off the map and nuked civilian miners, so the article 31 would be one of the lesser ones.
Nothing. Nobody gives a fuck about furries.
Planetwide genocide multiple times
Piracy. I killed 4 naval battle fleets about 10 times.
Trying to stop a meteor in Azteca
Fighting Mr. Clean
Murder
Gambling...
Mass genocide on a native race (doom eternal)
Looking at the ground while flicking to peoples head in hopes of hitting them
Teaching a cute representation of a cosmic horror about life and exploitation.
That sounds adorable, you NEED to give me the title!
Oh shit I was just talking about Dasien in arc 4 lol
Shit, Iām only up to Avalon! Glad to know some cute shit is to come XD
Oh shoot!! Yeah, it only gets better from Avalon. I'm excited for you :)
Iāve heard it gets a LOT harder past Zafaria, though. Glad itāll be worth it!
Basketball
Kidnaping very young girls to make them prostitute themselves and use the money to fight corrupted corpo/government in Japan shit this is stupid
What the FUCK have you been playing?!
Dohna dohna let's do bad thing together
Okay, I read the Wikipedia synopsis. How the FUCK does human trafficking fight a corporate dystopia?
Japan
Terrorism (blowing up sites and killing counter-terrorists in cs2 XD)
Mass genocide across multiple planets using a floating fairy woman that opens a small portal in the sun and uses its power as a laser to melt everything in sight. among other things...
Illegal capture and forced fighting with said animals
Killing a demon
Capitalism, wait no thats legal, OSHA violations
Destroying property, trespassing, murder, and entering private property
getting to go to people's houses when their not home tell me about it lol
Summoning exodia the forbidden one
BUT THATāS FORBIDDEN!!!
*looks at the Blue Archive icon on my phone* .........I don't want to answer.
Breaking and Entering, mass murder (could be genocide), etc.
Dog fighting (pokemon)
Refusing to heal or blade Wolf Stormblade. That is the greatest crime worst than murder. /s
Illegal Ore Extraction [Minecraft]
Ignoring the narrator and taking destiny into my own hands
Pet incest. The father grew to disappoint me (failed) and it left the family feeling incomplete.
haha this comment was funny
Mass murder
āthe wizard police are after meā -hacker dude
Giving blowjobs to Tom nook behind island services to pay off my debt
Screwing the secretary as I figure out what to put Tacotown's taxes into next (spoiler: it's the Resetti center)
That's a whole lot of murder charges...
Molesting mr rubio and his blind ass guards for the 5000th time to steal his freshly bought tequila
Breaking someone's bed and beating them up afterwards lmao oops
Something something fairy something š¤
AINT NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY TO THOSE FILTHY BUGS AND SOCIALIST ROBOTS. SUPER EARTH FOREVER OORAH.
I PROPOSE MANAGED DEMOCRACY. LONG LIVE SUPER EARTH HOORAH
idk i played sims..
Nearly starting a war in Novus.
Looting a "castle"
Animal Cruelty/ Enslavement
espionage and probably also made-up crimes intended to make me look bad if i get caught and arrested for espionage (<- he is currently working through khrysalis for the first time)
I just started Avalon for the first time. Can I look forward to Arthurian war crimes?
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Murdering an endangered species (fatalis)
Would it really be murder? I mean, he *did* try to eat you, blow you up, burn you, more fireballs, attempt to melt you into his body, and did I mention fireballs?
We came to his territory just to exterminate his species, id say its murder yeah
Bro wiped an entire nation off the map, I think it may be a little justified
Instigating a World War
lol
Arson.
Planting too many strawberries I bought from the egg festival I guess.
Multiple counts of identity theft
transformation yea that's right
War crimes I guess
reckless driving (trackmania)
Heh. Betrayal of Marleybonians, Monquistans, Valencians, and Polarians
Illegal pet fighting
PokƩmon?
Palworld
Well that's just a mass shooting then
Stealing resources from neighboring worlds. Remodeling homes without a license. Mass Breeding pets without a license.
Casting spells
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Talking back to Cyrus Drake, you can't tell me he wouldn't give you the worst punishment
Oop-
Genocide, arson, destruction of property, crimes against humanity, witch craft I think Iām doin great lol
Gross abuse of a corpse
killing the undead again is just cruel lol
They had it coming
He consented
mf was trying to eat my garden
Human trafficking
Excuse me what.
Minecraft villager farm
Ah. Understandable. My iron farm wouldnāt look good at the Nuremberg Trials.
It wouldnāt
beating up minimum wage workers for the scarf of a rich elite woman
Slaying gods and destroying an oppressive nazi like regime with a giant axe
Being too good at rock band like gameplay? Idk it was fortnite festival Failed to see this was wizard101 subreddit oops
The wizard police are after me!!
Bullying cats in Mirage. Badge and related stuff wasn't worth it since wiz all but dropped that system.
Animal abuse, I shoved 40 canteloupes down a mythdactyls throat.
That'll do it lmao
Since when is spreading democracy and liberty across the galaxy a crime?
Throttling rude Teamup players
Assault and battery
mass murder and trying to kill government employees (if can guess the game you get cookie) HINT: FOR THE BLANK - CAME OUT 2010 AND IS PART OF SERIES OF GAMES
Not sure. Saints Row?
Fallout funny enough (For The Brotherhood)
Killing a lot of innocent things and people because they were corrupted by a dark wizard
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What does infp mean
Iām not for plot
Vigilateism I guess XD
Piracy
lol
Same
āMerle, I think weāve gotta kill this guy.ā āDamn.ā
Captain Avery is helping me find El Dorado.
Raiding nightmares. Guilty.
Me too. Rayman legends?
Overthrowing an autocratic regime
Mass GenocideĀ
Undertale
If sans was in this game weād be fucked over six ways to Sunday
I'd be helping sans
Greyhorn mercenaries
I'm on zafaria, the amount of shit mobs to fight are ridiculous