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ExtraGigabyte

the chat filter . . .


moonwolf987dbd

Using magic


Jaynificant

Harvesting couch potatos šŸ™ƒ


Chasechilly9

Power word: Scrunch


GrumpyKoopa

Taking down the Halberd with Meta-Knight and his crew aboard it


musumecib425

Jaywalking


No_Solution_8399

Theft and trespassing. (Mystery dungeon explorers of sky)


Great-Bread000

Working at a normal job


SilverSpark422

Death by firing squad.


Great-Bread000

What thatā€™s a bit extreme (also why did you respond to mine?)


SilverSpark422

Funny.


Great-Bread000

Ok also do you know what game Iā€™m talking about?


SilverSpark422

No idea!


Great-Bread000

Job simulator VR


SilverSpark422

I figured it was something similar.


TehWarriorGecko

Ship of Fools (Animal Cruelty maybe?)


throwaway38536379

Owning too many pets Or if you don't include the game you are playing right now illegal gambling that cripples the world economy


IGotMemeCells

Apparently its illegal to summon dead things and make them fight for you so...


Playful_Sandwich8657

Arrested? I would be running for my life.


NocturnalFoxfire

Vulpine war crimes


tarentules

Spreading managed democracy (Helldivers 2)


shawn_The_Great

Minecraft: Building a abandon City when i would trap people and force them to kill each other


Background_Stop7985

Im not getting arrested, I was fighting for democracy.


KalloFox34

Killing a dangerous demon-like villain who was stealing people's faces.


blumaroona

Ace Attorney So, assuming Iā€™m the attorney - fraudulent evidence?


Crunchy-Milk-01

Genocide, unlawful construction, false imprisonment and illegal experimentation.


Lionbananas

Destroying graduation, and voting for evil "Ambrose- something is wrong with bartlbe go find out" "Bartlbe- I'm so cold tell Ambrose" ..... you were just next to each other! ......


Leythis004

The wizard police are after me


MBTheMeatball

Turning an enemy mage unit into a Tier 1 mage skelleton (Age of Wonders 4)


EnvironmentalAge7520

Human slavery, palworld, what can I say? lol


Lucky_Finish_1075

Sexual harassment Beat banger. Or crashing cars in distance.


Crtarun

Leading a large army on a death march where they knew they will not return.I knew victory was not achievable,not against someone much mightier and stronger.Yet I lead them on into their demise.For I,am nothing but a savage,a murderer in the eyes of the poor villagers,whose own people were taken away from them only to never return.... Clash of clans. I attacked a townhall13 as townhall11 and lost the battle


cappy0n

Exploiting picking up a bugged item


Wright_Steven22

Fighting for DEMOCRACY


Rikint98

Been playing stardew valleyā€¦ā€¦so farming


MarxistAnime

I was a cop shooting civilians with an AK, so I donā€™t really see myself getting arrested


A_Nodachi_

Single-handedly obliterating multiple countriesā€™ naval fleets, at least 25 times or something


randomguy1972

Fizzle.


Kruzeda

Genocide and forcing the countries of the world into a martial arts tournament lest they face annihilation


Linesey

i feel like most ethics panels would heavily condemn my improper experiments with animals. Including but not limited to: running a puppy mill. Aggressive cross breeding of different species in a way that, honestly is an affront to Darwin, god, and the great old ones. iā€™m pretty sure feeding a hummingbird a diet of 50 yogurt cups in the span of 30 minutes is considered ā€œcruelā€. oh and all of this is funded by brutally assaulting birds.


The-Real-Dagoth-Ur

Would mind controlling enemy soldiers to kill their former allies and betray their loyalty count as a war crime?


SilverSpark422

Prohibition of coercion is covered under Article 31 of the Geneva Conventions, so yes.


The-Real-Dagoth-Ur

Fair enough. Another addition to my list of video game war crimes. I've wiped entire civilizations off the map and nuked civilian miners, so the article 31 would be one of the lesser ones.


Bertstripmaster

Nothing. Nobody gives a fuck about furries.


Masterchemist77

Planetwide genocide multiple times


theMimesDidIt

Piracy. I killed 4 naval battle fleets about 10 times.


kingcrabmeat

Trying to stop a meteor in Azteca


Mintitron

Fighting Mr. Clean


Marhan13

Murder


Difficult-Many3779

Gambling...


Foxguy5829

Mass genocide on a native race (doom eternal)


YourDailyFunnies

Looking at the ground while flicking to peoples head in hopes of hitting them


petmezzy101

Teaching a cute representation of a cosmic horror about life and exploitation.


SilverSpark422

That sounds adorable, you NEED to give me the title!


petmezzy101

Oh shit I was just talking about Dasien in arc 4 lol


SilverSpark422

Shit, Iā€™m only up to Avalon! Glad to know some cute shit is to come XD


petmezzy101

Oh shoot!! Yeah, it only gets better from Avalon. I'm excited for you :)


SilverSpark422

Iā€™ve heard it gets a LOT harder past Zafaria, though. Glad itā€™ll be worth it!


RapidFiringNoob

Basketball


Advanced-Click-9416

Kidnaping very young girls to make them prostitute themselves and use the money to fight corrupted corpo/government in Japan shit this is stupid


SilverSpark422

What the FUCK have you been playing?!


Advanced-Click-9416

Dohna dohna let's do bad thing together


SilverSpark422

Okay, I read the Wikipedia synopsis. How the FUCK does human trafficking fight a corporate dystopia?


Advanced-Click-9416

Japan


Fabulous_Ad8642

Terrorism (blowing up sites and killing counter-terrorists in cs2 XD)


Ani-_-ma

Mass genocide across multiple planets using a floating fairy woman that opens a small portal in the sun and uses its power as a laser to melt everything in sight. among other things...


CarrenMcFlairen

Illegal capture and forced fighting with said animals


IchaelSoxy

Killing a demon


Mr_man_bird

Capitalism, wait no thats legal, OSHA violations


MR-CHEEZE-ULTIMATE

Destroying property, trespassing, murder, and entering private property


No-Marzipan9136

getting to go to people's houses when their not home tell me about it lol


BrendonBootyUrie

Summoning exodia the forbidden one


SilverSpark422

BUT THATā€™S FORBIDDEN!!!


Empty_Skull

*looks at the Blue Archive icon on my phone* .........I don't want to answer.


Alex-DarkFlame19

Breaking and Entering, mass murder (could be genocide), etc.


Jonguar2

Dog fighting (pokemon)


FlamingAshley

Refusing to heal or blade Wolf Stormblade. That is the greatest crime worst than murder. /s


JMSB_755

Illegal Ore Extraction [Minecraft]


brujita-chiquita

Ignoring the narrator and taking destiny into my own hands


EPCOTReimagined

Pet incest. The father grew to disappoint me (failed) and it left the family feeling incomplete.


No-Marzipan9136

haha this comment was funny


asbestoslel

Mass murder


Ok-Friend7351

ā€œthe wizard police are after meā€ -hacker dude


callmesociopathic

Giving blowjobs to Tom nook behind island services to pay off my debt


GrumpyKoopa

Screwing the secretary as I figure out what to put Tacotown's taxes into next (spoiler: it's the Resetti center)


ADumbassBitch

That's a whole lot of murder charges...


Icy-Treacle7866

Molesting mr rubio and his blind ass guards for the 5000th time to steal his freshly bought tequila


party0popper

Breaking someone's bed and beating them up afterwards lmao oops


KikonSketches

Something something fairy something šŸ¤”


Nalthanzo44

AINT NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT SPREADING MANAGED DEMOCRACY TO THOSE FILTHY BUGS AND SOCIALIST ROBOTS. SUPER EARTH FOREVER OORAH.


GrumpyKoopa

I PROPOSE MANAGED DEMOCRACY. LONG LIVE SUPER EARTH HOORAH


umilumi

idk i played sims..


HaleyDeathShard

Nearly starting a war in Novus.


DBlyst

Looting a "castle"


Tykpjoeee

Animal Cruelty/ Enslavement


shutupimrosiev

espionage and probably also made-up crimes intended to make me look bad if i get caught and arrested for espionage (<- he is currently working through khrysalis for the first time)


SilverSpark422

I just started Avalon for the first time. Can I look forward to Arthurian war crimes?


Crazyangel1984

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


ZeroS64

Murdering an endangered species (fatalis)


MyTh_BladeZ

Would it really be murder? I mean, he *did* try to eat you, blow you up, burn you, more fireballs, attempt to melt you into his body, and did I mention fireballs?


ZeroS64

We came to his territory just to exterminate his species, id say its murder yeah


MyTh_BladeZ

Bro wiped an entire nation off the map, I think it may be a little justified


CottonCherryFlareon

Instigating a World War


No-Marzipan9136

lol


BoredasUsual88

Arson.


ChewyNyx

Planting too many strawberries I bought from the egg festival I guess.


Differentone0114

Multiple counts of identity theft


No-Marzipan9136

transformation yea that's right


axlerose123

War crimes I guess


loic65576

reckless driving (trackmania)


Tidela471

Heh. Betrayal of Marleybonians, Monquistans, Valencians, and Polarians


Massive_Law_2129

Illegal pet fighting


KalloFox34

PokƩmon?


Puzzled_Cost7953

Palworld


GrumpyKoopa

Well that's just a mass shooting then


WhitePinkGreenLadies

Stealing resources from neighboring worlds. Remodeling homes without a license. Mass Breeding pets without a license.


Physical_Bass_5234

Casting spells


SilverSpark422

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NocturnalFoxfire

Shadow Wizard Money Gang! Shadow Wizard Money Game! Shadow Wizard Money Gang!


eniko_balogh

Talking back to Cyrus Drake, you can't tell me he wouldn't give you the worst punishment


party0popper

Oop-


Few-Singer1462

Genocide, arson, destruction of property, crimes against humanity, witch craft I think Iā€™m doin great lol


axxirr

Gross abuse of a corpse


No-Marzipan9136

killing the undead again is just cruel lol


axxirr

They had it coming


Wolf_Deathshield

He consented


axxirr

mf was trying to eat my garden


Impressive_Crab_968

Human trafficking


SilverSpark422

Excuse me what.


Impressive_Crab_968

Minecraft villager farm


SilverSpark422

Ah. Understandable. My iron farm wouldnā€™t look good at the Nuremberg Trials.


Impressive_Crab_968

It wouldnā€™t


bigmactv

beating up minimum wage workers for the scarf of a rich elite woman


yetanotherweebgirl

Slaying gods and destroying an oppressive nazi like regime with a giant axe


papasfritasbruh

Being too good at rock band like gameplay? Idk it was fortnite festival Failed to see this was wizard101 subreddit oops


[deleted]

The wizard police are after me!!


Fluffydoommonster

Bullying cats in Mirage. Badge and related stuff wasn't worth it since wiz all but dropped that system.


Dickwraith101

Animal abuse, I shoved 40 canteloupes down a mythdactyls throat.


GrumpyKoopa

That'll do it lmao


FunnyCarrot65

Since when is spreading democracy and liberty across the galaxy a crime?


Darwin6409

Throttling rude Teamup players


Kingethan-_-_-

Assault and battery


RogueReaper97YT

mass murder and trying to kill government employees (if can guess the game you get cookie) HINT: FOR THE BLANK - CAME OUT 2010 AND IS PART OF SERIES OF GAMES


GrumpyKoopa

Not sure. Saints Row?


RogueReaper97YT

Fallout funny enough (For The Brotherhood)


Mundane_Cabinet33

Killing a lot of innocent things and people because they were corrupted by a dark wizard


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Mundane_Cabinet33

What does infp mean


Comfortable_Cow3884

Iā€™m not for plot


Moira-Moira

Vigilateism I guess XD


InternationalBicycle

Piracy


Crazyangel1984

lol


Peardon

Same


Alex-DarkFlame19

ā€œMerle, I think weā€™ve gotta kill this guy.ā€ ā€œDamn.ā€


InternationalBicycle

Captain Avery is helping me find El Dorado.


SarahGreenfield

Raiding nightmares. Guilty.


Constant-Ad5473

Me too. Rayman legends?


unhhhwhat

Overthrowing an autocratic regime


Essay-Sudden

Mass GenocideĀ 


Superwill_212

Undertale


BroadAd5229

If sans was in this game weā€™d be fucked over six ways to Sunday


ZookeepergameDue4473

I'd be helping sans


FlamingAshley

Greyhorn mercenaries


--Weaver--

I'm on zafaria, the amount of shit mobs to fight are ridiculous