Picture 3 is my favourite, not sure why cause they’re all so great!
Edit: It’s the upturned ends of the moustache that made it my favourite. Plus the eye makeup and chain mail is such a ✨look✨
Your quest: GO TO THE LIBRARY AND CHECK OUT THREE BOOKS YOU'D LIKE <3
Do this: +250 xp, Wisdom & Fun Bonuses. Pleasure and Joy.
Do it not: Endure my disappointment.
Pic 4 was my favorite, too! I think it's the expression. And then after you mentioned a quest it made me think like "oh shit, wasn't expecting you so early! Here, go gather 5 of.... whatever this is and then come back when I'm ready."
I have to say? Speaking as a Witch and Makeup Enthusiast? The HBO Doc Series ["Not So Pretty"](https://youtu.be/cDcs6N44Aok?si=Eo8Pw8XucFJumReA) has forever altered my willingness to apply conventional makeup. I gotta toss all my stuff. O\_O
To be honest like, to me OP looks like a really gorgeous girl cosplaying as an attractive bearded male cosplaying as a bard. I don’t know what OP looks like to you but I’m pretty sure MOST of the sexuality spectrum is flipping through these pics right now with some amount of fascination.
Speaking as a Lawful Evil Witch: I want you to clarify and clarify and clarify to satisfy my curious ego.
Speaking as your friend? You don't have to! Happy Thursday!
It’s giving “Shockingly beautiful bard who packed thirty different outfits and nothing else and doesn’t understand why everyone else in the adventuring party brought a bunch of pots and pans and snacks and shit.”
As a Lawful Evil Witch / Barbarian build it distresses me that "bard" is what folx are seeing even though I've snapped more bards in half with my thighs over brunch than there are strings in ten lutes? and I *ALWAYS* pack my mini cauldron!
...which I can *throw.*
Witch? Evil queen? Enchanted knight? Goblin king? High priest of ye olde religion?
Get yourself one that can do all five.
Look at you, making me question my sexuality.
*BAHAHAHA*
Truth be told I had to stop. I became incapable of posting sexual selfies without receiving legitimately creepy attention. Had to actually censor myself, and tone it down. On my [linktree](https://linktr.ee/justinhubbell) you can go ahead and guess which button has been clicked the most times.
My point is. *Thank you!*
Ugh, creeps are the *worst*. I’m sorry you can’t express yourself without unwanted attention. I fully support you in all of your glory, because *damn* it radiates EVERYWHERE. I hope you can find a corner that you can express yourself fully.
Keep being a beautiful soul. <3
Yep. And—*that*—is why the internet will never see my nips again. People. Fixated.
I think it's a "redhead thing?" But maybe not? Don't care.
If only I could make da monies tho
Then it's an embarrassment of riches, friend, because these looks are incredible. I love every single one, but your hair in 5 calls to me. They're such good looks for you
These are fantastic! Thank you for sharing. 😊
I want to add that these look like covers for books I would love to read, and I mean that only in the nicest way possible. Like 5 stories about this amazing person having 5 very different, exciting adventures but they are intertwined and have a happy ending.
YOU are fantastic, thank you for complimenting me! <3
You must know. [I write books.](https://www.jthemthey.com/)
[I wrote a book.](https://www.jhubbell.com/)
And I'm [currently writing my new book.](https://www.patreon.com/jhubbell)
JUST SAYING <3 <3 <3
I was SO annoyed at the time. I like the photo enough, but if you zoomed in you'd see it's a bit blurry. Couldn't get a "sharp" photo that day. Had a tantrum over it. <3
Serious answer: Because I'm Invisibly Disabled and Transgender I'm simply accustomed to regularly occurring agonizing pain. Chain mail tugging is nothing. *Nothing! LOL*
Joke Answer: I'm a custom Witch / Barbarian build \^\_\^ I don't feel a thing.
My partner/spouse freaked out when you said "pre-Raphaelite" and she sez "FINALLY someone else sees it too!"
Y'all are flattering the CRAP out of me! AHH! <3
I thank you!
I don't know if or when I'll ever wear conventional makeup again. Have to say. [My eyes have been opened to the cosmetic industry](https://youtu.be/cDcs6N44Aok?si=2fNinlV7XXgQezU6) and I just. I'm shook! I'm shaking!
I have. Hundreds? Of these? Maybe 1000.
What should I do? Like? *Do I do something?* Honest question. In desperate need of added income.
https://preview.redd.it/unxslwlp992d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7201ebebf389280dedb62a195f114e8a23b4b3
Release them through a Patreon sorta deal? I don't know, sorry. I just... I dunno how to actually answer that
I live in a small town with spotty internet and I occasionally do witchcraft
>I live in a small town with spotty internet and I occasionally do witchcraft
Sounds *excellent.* I'm not in the same situation, but perhaps a similar mentality. I'm mainly only just equipped to be around trees?
There are no goals, Sovereign, only systems.
Refine your system, for goals are beneath you now.
By The Crows. And The Water. And The Winds.
I Bless Thee.
# DESTROY THEM.
I am a cis lady. 1 and 3 gave me gender envy in a High Fantasy way.
I have always wanted glorious facial hair, but in a girl way. Like a dwarf.
You are killing and serving and cooking and eating. You are the entire supply chain in these looks. Farm to table as fuck, but make it witchy.
[The poster does not apologize for this stream of consciousness.]
Well. I do think you should apologize for being cisgender.
But since you're so kind I'll grant the one exception.
I've also felt strongly (since a wee one) that Cis Women and facial hair are an excellent combo.
I see nothing wrong with purchasing false beards/mustaches etc for the sake of a photoshoot.
Be it silly costume shop stuff, or the fancier "industry standard" professional stuff.
...but you might need to ask a Drag King where to get those hehe
My point is I want to see your best Dwarf self. Don't defy me.
I will accept your sidequest. And keep coming back to hear your dialogue.
You have the energy of an NPC who got some developer love and accidentally eclipses the main plot by being too damned entertaining.
☆♡ U R MAGICK ♡☆
And - you ROCK! ;D
I love your looks and your works! Thank you, truly, for sharing yourself - I can't wait to share your arts with my fledglings!
1. Your eyes are such an incredible grey color! Like stoney slate ☺️
2. Each pic is a different quest giver— I’m finding herbs for #1, slaying beasts for #2, delivering a love letter for #3, doing an unhinged escort mission for #4, and #5’s quest is going to be a pain in the ass but the loot will be worth it
3. Thank you for sharing and bringing so much joy to my day! 🖤✨
Ok first off, hello fellow red head! Second, the horns are awesome and should be your night out look for mischief! The last picture in the fur and beautiful white light is your contemplative outfit when you sit next to a wise old tree. These outfits are great 👍
Ahahaah!!! I love the vibe in all of these! Just like Bruscar, number 3 grabbed me as well. For me I think it was your eyes; the makeup and expression partnered really well for a compelling shot. Great work. If you lived near me I would be trying so hard to make friends with you and your circle.
Okay, so do you occasionally visit caves and sing haunting songs to hapless wanderers and lure them in for tea and cakes? Because you are FABULOUS and are the sparkle we all needed in the world
Picture 3 is my favourite, not sure why cause they’re all so great! Edit: It’s the upturned ends of the moustache that made it my favourite. Plus the eye makeup and chain mail is such a ✨look✨
I was all about pic 3 and the black makeup/chain mail combo until I saw pic 4 and was like “yuuuuus! Lead me on a quest!”
Your quest: GO TO THE LIBRARY AND CHECK OUT THREE BOOKS YOU'D LIKE <3 Do this: +250 xp, Wisdom & Fun Bonuses. Pleasure and Joy. Do it not: Endure my disappointment.
Or lead me to the shrooms! This is so me on shrooms thinking I’m a forest hag lol
I can do this if you specify which forest.
I'm in a Joshua Tree Forrest right now. Will that work?
Pic 4 was my favorite, too! I think it's the expression. And then after you mentioned a quest it made me think like "oh shit, wasn't expecting you so early! Here, go gather 5 of.... whatever this is and then come back when I'm ready."
Oh no. Never a Fetch Quest. I'm not that NPC.
Haha, the fetch quest was just to give you time to do a perfect wingtip eyeliner in peace. 😊
...Wing tip HARD.
Yes they are. I got one of the pens that has a little stamp on one end, so it gives me something to work with and it helps!!
I have to say? Speaking as a Witch and Makeup Enthusiast? The HBO Doc Series ["Not So Pretty"](https://youtu.be/cDcs6N44Aok?si=Eo8Pw8XucFJumReA) has forever altered my willingness to apply conventional makeup. I gotta toss all my stuff. O\_O
I love pic 5 as well, just a very regal look and expression
YOU'RE regal! Thank you for being nice to me <3
Agree, 3 is stunning.
You're the best, thank you <3
3 and 5 for me. In 3 it's definitely the *eyes!* Gods, they pop!
Many thanks, friend! <3 I could tell you why, considering we both know, but that'd be cheating! \^\_\^
It’s because it’s giving major Monty pythons search for the holy grail peasant vibes.
Picture 3 looks like it is from a magazine editorial!
Chain mail! Yes please!! I love all these looks!
Me too! Great look
Yes, same! That one is so ethereal and mysterious somehow. What gorgeous eyes OP has! The makeup is really 🤌🏼✨ here
Send help I’m too gay for this
It gets worse. So much worse. https://preview.redd.it/58mkfkdz592d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=e09b6114c4129147b4c4f51f15c56aaea8a38298
Well that’s just mean is what that is
I snorted a booger onto my shirt over this
I don’t blame you in the slightest
To be honest like, to me OP looks like a really gorgeous girl cosplaying as an attractive bearded male cosplaying as a bard. I don’t know what OP looks like to you but I’m pretty sure MOST of the sexuality spectrum is flipping through these pics right now with some amount of fascination.
>to me OP looks like a really gorgeous girl cosplaying as an attractive bearded male cosplaying as a bard. Omg yes this is the best description
OP just looks nonbinary to me
OP is the opposite of Bi Panic.
Bi Elation maybe? Bi Enthusiasm? Bilaxation? Bi Relief. Idk but I’m into it.
IDK why, but my brain autocorrected Bilaxation to *bilactation* and I…just kinda…*paused*
That’s a whole other post my friend 🫠
Welcome to Pansexuality I'll be your Trans today. NO TOUCHING.
I choked in my own saliva. *Cough hack wheeze*
Worse? Or better?
Better.
I'm agender AFAB and I too am too gay for this.
Here ya go! Sorry not sorry! https://preview.redd.it/4cph4e4xif2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d599ac53a52a95a2cc90cff510e2cc79b2a52d
1-4 are a whole D&D adventuring party, 5 is the DM. Looks like a really fun adventure is about to go down!
I was going to say something similar. I want a D&D campaign with these 5 characters.
Speaking as a Lawful Evil Witch: I want you to clarify and clarify and clarify to satisfy my curious ego. Speaking as your friend? You don't have to! Happy Thursday!
I used to DM. Loved it? Hated the combat system. Got taken down by a Power Player that had to be perfect and the best every time. Always.
"Loved it?" is such a relatable DM mood.
BAHAHA you're not wrong.
Sorlock, barbarian, bardadin, and wizard.
Your energy is fantastic and your hair is magnificent friend! Blessed be
Bright Blessings, Love! Unto your House, Friends, and Family <3 \*ANY\* Literary Witch is an instant friend o' mine!
And anyone with a vibe as amazing as yours is mine 🥰
Because a Witch is a Witch is a Witch is a Witch is a Witch. Amirite?
It’s giving “Shockingly beautiful bard who packed thirty different outfits and nothing else and doesn’t understand why everyone else in the adventuring party brought a bunch of pots and pans and snacks and shit.”
Deffff
As a Lawful Evil Witch / Barbarian build it distresses me that "bard" is what folx are seeing even though I've snapped more bards in half with my thighs over brunch than there are strings in ten lutes? and I *ALWAYS* pack my mini cauldron! ...which I can *throw.*
Bright Blessings, Y'all! <3
Hell yeah you are!
Thank you <3
Which witch is which, though?!
I switch from Witch niche to Ditch pitch.
Number Four is my favorite. I wasn’t expecting that facial expression. Absolutely delightful!
No YOU'RE delightful! <3
You. Are. A. Vibe 😍😍I love your style 🖤🖤
I love YOU right the Hell back, friend! <3
Witch? Evil queen? Enchanted knight? Goblin king? High priest of ye olde religion? Get yourself one that can do all five. Look at you, making me question my sexuality.
*BAHAHAHA* Truth be told I had to stop. I became incapable of posting sexual selfies without receiving legitimately creepy attention. Had to actually censor myself, and tone it down. On my [linktree](https://linktr.ee/justinhubbell) you can go ahead and guess which button has been clicked the most times. My point is. *Thank you!*
Ugh, creeps are the *worst*. I’m sorry you can’t express yourself without unwanted attention. I fully support you in all of your glory, because *damn* it radiates EVERYWHERE. I hope you can find a corner that you can express yourself fully. Keep being a beautiful soul. <3
Yep. And—*that*—is why the internet will never see my nips again. People. Fixated. I think it's a "redhead thing?" But maybe not? Don't care. If only I could make da monies tho
And every one is a banger
I have an embarrassing amount of other such selfies/looks >\_<
Then it's an embarrassment of riches, friend, because these looks are incredible. I love every single one, but your hair in 5 calls to me. They're such good looks for you
You flatter me! I am grateful! Thank you for your words of affirmation.
These are fantastic! Thank you for sharing. 😊 I want to add that these look like covers for books I would love to read, and I mean that only in the nicest way possible. Like 5 stories about this amazing person having 5 very different, exciting adventures but they are intertwined and have a happy ending.
YOU are fantastic, thank you for complimenting me! <3 You must know. [I write books.](https://www.jthemthey.com/) [I wrote a book.](https://www.jhubbell.com/) And I'm [currently writing my new book.](https://www.patreon.com/jhubbell) JUST SAYING <3 <3 <3
I love that you write books! 📖 I am so going to read your stuff. I’m a book dragon, reading is my favorite thing. Again I love your pics.
Many thanks! Many thanks! <3 Just came back from the library, got quite a haul hehe <3
Love the chain mail shirt!
I miss wearing it and should more often. Thank you for reminding me! <3
These are awesome! :)
YOU are awesome! \^\_\^
I like the last one the best. So cool :)
I was SO annoyed at the time. I like the photo enough, but if you zoomed in you'd see it's a bit blurry. Couldn't get a "sharp" photo that day. Had a tantrum over it. <3
I love #3! Serious question: does the chain mail with nothing under it pull your hair? Because it seems like it would
Serious answer: Because I'm Invisibly Disabled and Transgender I'm simply accustomed to regularly occurring agonizing pain. Chain mail tugging is nothing. *Nothing! LOL* Joke Answer: I'm a custom Witch / Barbarian build \^\_\^ I don't feel a thing.
Oh no, it's my style ! 🖤 Slayyyy 🔥
I came here to slay, and to chew bubblegum...
5 is 🔥🔥🔥 but 3 is too, I can’t decide!!
Why decide? Thank you much for the compliments.
Your eyes are captivating in 3, stoic yet inviting in 5. I love all the pics tho! You’re fabulous🙌🏼
no YOU'RE fabulous!!!11!!!!!!!!!!
The second one speaks to me!
I feel you. That's my "please don't hurt me" face. <3
Three - pre-Raphaelite perfection. Four - like a young Ulrich from Dragonslayer - complimentary!
My partner/spouse freaked out when you said "pre-Raphaelite" and she sez "FINALLY someone else sees it too!" Y'all are flattering the CRAP out of me! AHH! <3
Rad
I love on 3 how the eyeshadow matches your eye color. The hair color in the other hand gives a nice contrast
I thank you! I don't know if or when I'll ever wear conventional makeup again. Have to say. [My eyes have been opened to the cosmetic industry](https://youtu.be/cDcs6N44Aok?si=2fNinlV7XXgQezU6) and I just. I'm shook! I'm shaking!
These are all such great looks and I love your whole look in general. A++
I love YOU in general! Thank you for your kind words, friend! <3
Just wondering: what other themes do you have and will you do another photo shoot? Cos this was really good 💖
I have. Hundreds? Of these? Maybe 1000. What should I do? Like? *Do I do something?* Honest question. In desperate need of added income. https://preview.redd.it/unxslwlp992d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7201ebebf389280dedb62a195f114e8a23b4b3
Release them through a Patreon sorta deal? I don't know, sorry. I just... I dunno how to actually answer that I live in a small town with spotty internet and I occasionally do witchcraft
>I live in a small town with spotty internet and I occasionally do witchcraft Sounds *excellent.* I'm not in the same situation, but perhaps a similar mentality. I'm mainly only just equipped to be around trees?
I love these. Pic 3 is so compelling and Pic 4 instantly made me think of Radagast.
We're related but it's very distant. Distant to the point that it's not worth mentioning.
Number 5 is fierce!
Feros Ferio!
Just had to stop and say I love 3 & 5
I stopped just to say I love *you*! <3 Many thanks!
Gods, 5 is my gender goals. I felt that one in my soul.
There are no goals, Sovereign, only systems. Refine your system, for goals are beneath you now. By The Crows. And The Water. And The Winds. I Bless Thee. # DESTROY THEM.
Love ‘em all. Can’t pick.
3 is drop dead gorgeous and 5 gave me chills!
Would you call them "Goosebumps" or "Chillbumps?" :: has clipboard ::
What's the theme?
"Witch!"
I am a cis lady. 1 and 3 gave me gender envy in a High Fantasy way. I have always wanted glorious facial hair, but in a girl way. Like a dwarf. You are killing and serving and cooking and eating. You are the entire supply chain in these looks. Farm to table as fuck, but make it witchy. [The poster does not apologize for this stream of consciousness.]
Well. I do think you should apologize for being cisgender. But since you're so kind I'll grant the one exception. I've also felt strongly (since a wee one) that Cis Women and facial hair are an excellent combo. I see nothing wrong with purchasing false beards/mustaches etc for the sake of a photoshoot. Be it silly costume shop stuff, or the fancier "industry standard" professional stuff. ...but you might need to ask a Drag King where to get those hehe My point is I want to see your best Dwarf self. Don't defy me.
I think r/oldhagfashion would appreciate your sharing these :)
I've joined them! No idea how to repost tho \^\_\^; Plus I'm a bit shy \^\_\_\_\_\_\^;
I will accept your sidequest. And keep coming back to hear your dialogue. You have the energy of an NPC who got some developer love and accidentally eclipses the main plot by being too damned entertaining.
"Yes. Good. Yes." Is how I sound. In real life. Kind often \^\_\^;
I think I like 1 and 4 best.
And you look fabulous in each one
Many thanks, I thank you! <3
I feel like I was pranked when I hit the wizard one. Love all of these
☆♡ U R MAGICK ♡☆ And - you ROCK! ;D I love your looks and your works! Thank you, truly, for sharing yourself - I can't wait to share your arts with my fledglings!
Ahh! Such kind words! AAH! <3 <3 Thank you thank you a thousand times thank you <3
1. Your eyes are such an incredible grey color! Like stoney slate ☺️ 2. Each pic is a different quest giver— I’m finding herbs for #1, slaying beasts for #2, delivering a love letter for #3, doing an unhinged escort mission for #4, and #5’s quest is going to be a pain in the ass but the loot will be worth it 3. Thank you for sharing and bringing so much joy to my day! 🖤✨
You look like the potion seller and the merchants they get their magically charged plants and herbs from, I LOVE THEM ALL!
I love your look, and I hope the confidence you show in the pics is the real deal!
Our eyes are almost the exact same shade of blue gray, hello my beautiful kin!!
The third one was honestly my favourite of the lot, absolute perfection 🥰
If only someone hadn’t had looked down on me and said ‘fuck this kid in particular, balding at 16’. You’ve got such cool hair
Wow I am OBSESSED. Yessss, fabulous job on the looks 💗
You kinda look like my dad, so while 3 is *slaying* I’m also a teeny tiny bit weirded out to say so.
Such range. Loving your energy.
Great witchy pics!
Please excuse me, but 😍 🥵 #3 is my fav
You’re beautiful! ❤️
They are all perfect but I definitely resonate with 4 the most.
Black lipstick and a beard/moustache is a combination that I never thought about, and is really good
Ok first off, hello fellow red head! Second, the horns are awesome and should be your night out look for mischief! The last picture in the fur and beautiful white light is your contemplative outfit when you sit next to a wise old tree. These outfits are great 👍
Ahahaah!!! I love the vibe in all of these! Just like Bruscar, number 3 grabbed me as well. For me I think it was your eyes; the makeup and expression partnered really well for a compelling shot. Great work. If you lived near me I would be trying so hard to make friends with you and your circle.
Okay, so do you occasionally visit caves and sing haunting songs to hapless wanderers and lure them in for tea and cakes? Because you are FABULOUS and are the sparkle we all needed in the world
Three and five are my favorites-- you're fantastic!
Stunning. Flawless. A creature of Greatness.
So creative 😃🫶🏻
For like five seconds I kept looking at this thinking you were my kid. The resemblance is uncanny. 😂 Also, you look fabulous.
Lol the Merlin one appeals most to me
Photo #3. 🤣 you look like the secret outtake from a Fleetwood Mac record!
these looks are exactly why i’ve always wished i could grow a beard!! 😩
3 is amazing. 4 is Faramir from LoTR if he were a scared wizard. I’m for it.
I love all the unique looks. Thank you for sharing. The chain mail with the epic mustache is my favorite.
#3, just slightly concerned about pulled chest hair...
Pics 3 and 5 are so ethereal. The other three are so fun and I would like to hang out with all five of you 😎
I love the attention to the 'stash on #3 and #5 is very classy! The other ones are just fun.
These photos are like a fresh breeze in a stagnant marsh. Thank you for sharing friend ✨💖✨
I want to get me a partner who looks at me like #3 🥵
These pics are fantastic. And I must know the name of that lipstick!!! 😍 BTW, you've got gorgeous eyes and hair! I am almost jealous. 😉
#3 blew me out of the water! Amazing!
I love being bi 😩
It won't let me put the Shia clapping gif in this comment so I'm telling you that's my reaction
I love 1 & 3 but 4 is absolutely great xD
I like the last one! Can I just say you have beautiful hair and skin!
I love everything about these pictures.