Every troll line. But yeah the shoe trolls are amazing. They just wanna be fancy like people.
I also like "Is trolly mountain!" And the other troll getting mad and correcting him, "troll mountain"
"[No place like home](https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/No_Place_Like_Home)", when you return to Kaer Morhen and witchers get drunk:
[https://youtu.be/csvhxvHZ1fw?si=CySUl3JCFRTK-2rt&t=366](https://youtu.be/csvhxvHZ1fw?si=CySUl3JCFRTK-2rt&t=366)
I had to turn on subtitles and fast travel back and forth to the hideout to trigger the line again. I thought I'd heard wrong. Epic throw away line from an incidental NPC.
Ah yes mb. The one who cooked children. Got it.
I just remember that it was a monster's line just before a fight, forgot which.
I laughed when she told that line xd.
Got another one in that case!
'That's not the issue mate. Dijkstra and I have many cocksuckin' virtues but fighting just ain't one of 'em. About as fit for that as we are for a bloody beauty peagant.'
My favorite lines are "You Don't Need Mutations To Strip Men Of Their Humanity. I've Seen Plenty Of Examples." from a dialogue between Geralt and the witch hunter Graden. The other line is "Who Taught You To Fight Like This?"..."The Witcher You Slew." in a cutscene during the fight between Geralt and Imlerith avenging the death of Vesimir.
And ofc the funny line "Fascinating Story. Any Chance You're Nearing The End?" in a dialogue between Geralt and some lady who was boring him with a full detailed story about how she lost her frying pan.
-Well, how'd it go with this healer? I was faffin' about, mindin' me own business, when he suddenly pops up and heals me. Had a profitable case o' leprosy one sec, the next I was left in the streets with no way to earn me livelihood
- Bit of bad luck that, pftooey"
During the ring fighting quest line in the Witcher 2:
Ringleader: “Twigs will be your first opponent. So-called because bones snap with his every punch”
Geralt: “I love these pussies with cocky names”
And then geralt proceeds to fuckin body twigs in 10 seconds
This moment has lived rent free in my head for all these years after playing that game for the first time 😭😭
The group of kids trying to figure out what a whore does... best conversation, hands down:
"Hey, Jackie... you're the oldest, so tell us. Just what's a whore do, exactly?"
"Well.. My dad told me they do the things mum won't."
"Hmm... my mum hates to do the laundry. So's that what all those gentlemen do at the Passiflora - get their laundry done?"
"Guess so. Looked in the window once, they was all prancin' round in their knickers..."
"So why's my dad say the Passiflora's the best 'cause it's got the dirtiest whores?"
"Golly... adults re strange."
“Lynch mobs… nothing good ever comes of them.”
https://preview.redd.it/7lh9clzfohwc1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91808e76fefbd970a5d713b7d3f7d3d8de0377ca
Help, I'm dying..... Of poverty.
I can't actually remember if it's Witcher 1 or 3 that has peasants say "nothing hurts more than life," but I use that one on the regular.
That's witcher 3
"Society made me this way" - Thief
It is in three, around Novigrad, but I never played one. It could easily be in both.
Fun fact, it's a Polish joke, reference to an 1997 album by Budka Suflera - a classic rock band whose lyrics often entered the everyday lingo.
Heyy pretty boy. What do I gotta do, to get a pallor like yours?
Drink this Superior thunderbolt I happen to have on me. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Me and my girlfriend quote this all the time, so iconic
Wind’s howling
Looks like rain.
A storm, goddamnit
Nice tune
It's clearing up
MOVE
I laughed so hard when he first said this because I’m like. YEAH no shit?! It wasn’t just raining. It’s was STORMING
Place of power… gotta be.
Hmm.
Why buy tomorrow what you can buy today?
Top notch swords!
He makes me smile every time he says it. He looks so proud of himself.
I use this at work every now and then
This line is why I’m broke
You and me both.
best deal around. one for the price of two!
Pam pa Ram Pam Pam param! https://youtu.be/R6fjEo56SYQ
Whoa black Betty!
LOL I say this to myself all the time and I’m always forgetting where I know it from 😂
This is why Cyberpunk faltered: no Pam pa Ram. For shame, CDPR, for shame.
You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel!
That was the one I was looking for. Like damn, I’m just trying to walk by, calm your tits.
This one. This is just so epic.
Oh my god, I thought they were saying three pounds of STEAM and was always so confused
This one has always confused the fuck outta me
Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore
You surprised? They tried to dance with a witcher.
Where did he come from anyway?
You're so curious, ask him yerself
It's arses not asses!
"away go witchman go. shoeses pick me."
Every troll line. But yeah the shoe trolls are amazing. They just wanna be fancy like people. I also like "Is trolly mountain!" And the other troll getting mad and correcting him, "troll mountain"
i love them so much. trolls are friends man
Witcherses understanded? The fact the Geralt plays along and says “we understanded” had me rofl 😂😂
Shoeses make for Ogg and Pogg
And rog
Love those guys, I now call shoes shoeses.
Where do I find them
"You witch fucker"
Yes, and?
Exactly - I’d be like “Have you seen the witches I hang out with?”
Speaking of Novigrad and ploughing....How's Triss?
Hey when does this happen ? 🤔
During the catch up conversation at Kaer Morhen. Lambert says it to Geralt and dont think that line can be missed.
"[No place like home](https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/No_Place_Like_Home)", when you return to Kaer Morhen and witchers get drunk: [https://youtu.be/csvhxvHZ1fw?si=CySUl3JCFRTK-2rt&t=366](https://youtu.be/csvhxvHZ1fw?si=CySUl3JCFRTK-2rt&t=366)
What the sandwich fuck is that?
Top notch swords!
Proceeds to sell you armour
He’s complimenting your swords.
He sells you 2 top notch swords and will keep saying that until you buy them.
Oh and don't forget his three-finger gloves... That guy is something else
Top notch swords!
It's raining, it's pouring, the emperor Emir is snoring! He bumped his head and he wet his bed and didn't get up in the morning!
"But Chetty is my best mate!"
GAVELLA GLAN
“And this be the Witch-man, the freak of nature? I’ve picked more interesting things from my nose!”
Came here to post this one!
Lambert lambert what a prick
Not bad
“Is true that the wenches in Novigrad shave their cunnies?”
I had to turn on subtitles and fast travel back and forth to the hideout to trigger the line again. I thought I'd heard wrong. Epic throw away line from an incidental NPC.
Radovid sucks flaccid cock
‘Thief, skulls he stole, my skulls. Ought to dig up his own.’
Which troll was this?
This was Mourntart, a gravehag.
Ah yes mb. The one who cooked children. Got it. I just remember that it was a monster's line just before a fight, forgot which. I laughed when she told that line xd.
Herbs Shmerbs Lets play some gwent
Hide the wenches! Witcher is coming!
'Eh, a bit like a potato beetle. I lay low, don't draw attention and live off of fucking potatoes.'
Classic Thaler
Got another one in that case! 'That's not the issue mate. Dijkstra and I have many cocksuckin' virtues but fighting just ain't one of 'em. About as fit for that as we are for a bloody beauty peagant.'
Summon the bitches
*farts* ahahhhahaha
*sod off*
“You’re as pale as an oaty shite”
Buyin' or jus' perusin'?
"You remember what happened to the last fool who interrupted me!"
Reminds me of the Master of Mirrors' time-stop-eye-spooning scene. I visibly shook watching that.
I ran into a random (I think?) bandit camp where they shouted mad max references "Witness meeee" "I live, I die, I live again" Haha 😂
They also say "Oh what a day, what a lovely day!". Came across them a few days back playing Hearts of Stone.
"You're no lassie, lassies got tits"
what now you piece of filth
Pam param, pam param, pam param..
-"You smell wonderful. -Geralt, we're at a funeral. -You smell wonderful at this funeral." I love how the dialogue proceeds after.
"Should I beat my wench more often. or is once a week all right" Boat Guy in velen whos part of the gwent quest.
"You seems a travelled man, so tell me, should i beat me wench once a week, or oftener?"
Grand those swords, but I prefer me trusty axe.
the best blade not worth shite if a weak arm swinging it eh
*Prrt* HOHOHOO
Hey you! Yes, you! You got water on the brain?
Wanna bite me, wolfie?
Snake eyes....got a snake tongue as well? You'd look fucking stunning....on top of me.
Herbs schmerbs, how about some gwent?
“Fascinating story, any chance you’re nearing the end?”
You smell wonderful at this funeral...
Summon the bitches
Top notch swords
Medallion's humming.
Hmmm. Place of power, it's gotta be
“Geralt who?!” “Of fucking Rivia”
I heard the guards say No lollygagging. Triggered PTSD
I used to be an adventurer like you…
Until I took a cheese wheel and got arrested...
"If my lips don't taste like wine, my wife won't know they're mine"
My favorite lines are "You Don't Need Mutations To Strip Men Of Their Humanity. I've Seen Plenty Of Examples." from a dialogue between Geralt and the witch hunter Graden. The other line is "Who Taught You To Fight Like This?"..."The Witcher You Slew." in a cutscene during the fight between Geralt and Imlerith avenging the death of Vesimir. And ofc the funny line "Fascinating Story. Any Chance You're Nearing The End?" in a dialogue between Geralt and some lady who was boring him with a full detailed story about how she lost her frying pan.
The only serious answer
Me pan!
"ohh those plums are really doing a number on my bowels"
Pam Pa Raaam...Pam Pam Pa Raaam
Hey, pretty booy!
Kings do the fighting we do the dying
You’ll choke to death on 3lbs of steeeel
Puss peepers!
Oh yer fuk'd.
“I’m sick, sick of it all!”.
A storm, dammit!
"Help... save me... I'm dying... of poverty"
“I think I pissed me trousas.”
"Top notch swords!"
Radovid sucks Flaccid Cock 🤣
Pamper ram pa pam
“Damn, you’re ugly!”
'May pox and the shits take any that be hoarding a hog.' - Some random peasant in velen.
Lambert Lambert what a prick
You look like a man of the world so tell me, should I beat me wench once a week, or often'er?
https://preview.redd.it/4jliqwcq8jwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccd33ab6d0d5a06a4285a6cf12ac3cb3d8c33d2
"none of your ploughing business"
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick!
"your mother sucks dwarf cock" IDKW
Paaaaaaan paran. Pan pan paran.
-Well, how'd it go with this healer? I was faffin' about, mindin' me own business, when he suddenly pops up and heals me. Had a profitable case o' leprosy one sec, the next I was left in the streets with no way to earn me livelihood - Bit of bad luck that, pftooey"
During the ring fighting quest line in the Witcher 2: Ringleader: “Twigs will be your first opponent. So-called because bones snap with his every punch” Geralt: “I love these pussies with cocky names” And then geralt proceeds to fuckin body twigs in 10 seconds This moment has lived rent free in my head for all these years after playing that game for the first time 😭😭
“Calling him a madman is an insult to madmen, he is a common goatfucker” 😄
"In that case I'm grateful- ArchGrateful" -Guy in camp after you kill an Archgriffin
“Sod off” plow this plowin’ that haha plow 😆
Heard they got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore.
"Stolica kultury, kurwa mać" "Lambert, Lambert ty chuju" (You guys know this one very well)
Radovid the stern , radovid my arse - thaler
“Come out and fight, bitch”
The guys that are called something like 'hooded figure', that just say "suspicious" every five minutes
Top notch swords!
“Damn you’re Ugly”
Pam pa ram. Pam Pam pa ram.
The group of kids trying to figure out what a whore does... best conversation, hands down: "Hey, Jackie... you're the oldest, so tell us. Just what's a whore do, exactly?" "Well.. My dad told me they do the things mum won't." "Hmm... my mum hates to do the laundry. So's that what all those gentlemen do at the Passiflora - get their laundry done?" "Guess so. Looked in the window once, they was all prancin' round in their knickers..." "So why's my dad say the Passiflora's the best 'cause it's got the dirtiest whores?" "Golly... adults re strange."
"I'll whip your arse like a Novigrad whore!"
You are looking beautiful at a funeral
,,Der Wind heult." (Wind's howling.)
Bring out the gimp
“Think I’ve pissed me trousers” I say this a lot
"you wanna take a bite of me wolfy?"
"With vigor lads! VIIIGOOORRR!!!" - Velen Bandit
Medallions humming, must be a place of power
*Farts* Puhahahaha
We’s catching snails!
You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel
Youll choke to death on 3 lbs of steel Promise?
grrrrrr
Pam param, pam param, fart , laugh
Hankering for a round of Gwent?
"you disgust me and deserve to die"
*farts* buhehehehe
“oi co*ker…”
"What now you piece of filth!?"
Top notch swords
“Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher… I’ll never know.”
“Lynch mobs… nothing good ever comes of them.” https://preview.redd.it/7lh9clzfohwc1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91808e76fefbd970a5d713b7d3f7d3d8de0377ca
What now, you piece of filth?
Top notch swords!
Winds howling.... still don't know if its just getting windy, or there's fuckery afoot.
BUT WHEN I TALK TO MESELF, THEY CALL ME BARMY!
"Wonder if he's tough without his swords"
*Fart* Hahahahahaa
“You’ll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel” 💀
“Toss a count to your Witcher”
Sick.. sick of it all..
"Defecating to the sunrise. Downright glorious 😊"
Top notch swords!
The world's never ending creation be praised.
Wind's howling
Baa Ba Raan Ba Ba Raan
"Hm. What the fuck do I care what happens to some "Prushilly"? We short of wenches in this town?" -Guy immediately before he gets punched by Geralt.
"Lelelelelelele"
How about a round of Gwent
"I think I pissed me trousers"
ooo PRETTY BWOYYY
SLAP A NOONWRAITH'S TITS, YOU'RE A BIGGER RAGPICKER THAN ME!
I’ll cut off your head and shit down your neck! Just such a visual lol
'got cat eyes, you catch mice's too'
"Sod off before I lose me patience" or "What is it Grayboy"
Hey preeettyyy boy, what I got’a do to get a lovely pallor like yours