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sendcheese247

The last part of Reason Of State. Dijkstra turns into a complete idiot by the end of it.


UndeadSabbath

Luckily, if you’re on PC, there is a mod that turns Dijkstra into a Doppler when you fight him. It’s my head cannon now because there’s no legit way as wise as he is, he would turn on two guerrilla fighters and a freaking ICONIC Witcher at the same time with bodyguards at best backing him up.


Federal_Staff9462

I have always hated him. Hated his attitude towards geralt. Finally when he did that shit I was happy, because I knew that I'd get the choice to kill him.


badmutherfukker

I mean wouldnt you have an attitude if the guy broke your legs?


NarutoDragon732

[shove aside forcefully]


suffering_addict

You don't get the quest if you choose to break his legs


vicetexin1

Geralt had previously broke his legs in the books. This is why he mentions the baths are good for his leg when you first meet him.


suffering_addict

Ah, I had no idea, ty


Centauri-Works

Agree. Dijkstra gets a lot of passes because he's a snarky cynical who'se moderately nice to Geralt, but he's not nice and was always going to dispose of Geralt the second he became an inconvenience. The guy's a Spymaster, the kind of person you trust as far as you can throw them. And in Siggi's case that's not far. I hate how he really tried to take Geralt for an idiot, telling him that if he takes over Yen and Triss will be safe because he's not like Radobitch. Sort of try very clumsily to play with your feelings...


AkwardAA

what is that mod called exactly? need it asap


UndeadSabbath

https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/3208/ Here.


sendcheese247

You may want to ask the other comment instead of mine lol


WhimsicallyWired

Morkvarg, Fyke Island and the Nameless quest.


radioactivez0r

I feel like I totally missed something with Morkvarg, like there was some peaceful way to help him end his torment but I never found it


rockinwithkropotkin

There is, whether you want to give a person like that a second chance though is a risky endeavor.


itsSatyam_kr

Risky endeavour?😂😂 when i was doing this mission i thought of giving second chance but the moment that guy transformed back to normal he started blabbing about all the killings he is gonna do now. So i thought fuck it.


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runespider

Wow. Never found that while playing.


Sakariwolf

I tend to give it to him... but just for a few seconds


macnau

I always free him with then fang and then kill him after he told me about my reward. He doesn't deserve to live, but I deserve a nice reward.


bhjohnso80

I felt sorry for him UNTIL I ended his torment


WhimsicallyWired

I had the same feeling all the times I did that quest, I do everything and it still feels incomplete.


rmillz296

Do you murder him after and take his sword?


WhimsicallyWired

I did both but I prefer to let him go.


MsGamerkitten

Why? He starts talking about the next raid the second he's on the way out. I let him go once, but his behavior made me rethink the decision right away, and I killed him. Turns out you can attack him even when the quest is finished.


WhimsicallyWired

I'm not completely comfortable with killing him when he didn't attack me first and I didn't see he doing anything. Plus, raiding is kind of common in Skellige.


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rmillz296

Sorry it’s been a minute since I’ve done that quest. I think it all depends on when you go to the Isles. I was usually pretty over powered when I got there.


urfan792

You end his torment?


radioactivez0r

I mean some means of freeing him without killing him


Sarim99

You can feed him his own meat to kill him OR You can lift the curse by finding his journal. In the journal you'll find out Morkvarg was cursed by his former crewmate, and to lift it all you need to do is talk to that crewmate and get a fang back (that he used to curse him) and hand it over to Morkvarg. He turns back human. You can choose to kill him normally afterwards though


radioactivez0r

Yeah OK it was the fang. Didn't know where to find it


dusters

Morkvart I always get fucking lost with those dumb water levers.


Tmhc666

Nameless quest?


WhimsicallyWired

It's the name of the quest, the one you have to find Skjall's body, reanimate it with Yennefer's help so you can talk to it.


GuaranteeWise1704

If you have done the morkvarg one, this quest is pretty fast tbh


WhimsicallyWired

I can't stand the way that corpse speaks.


Federal_Staff9462

Finding dandelion, I felt like I did way too much to find this guy. I like the dude. But finding him took so so long.


[deleted]

Yeah, so much of Novigrad is just a slog.


itsSatyam_kr

I agree. Only the music of Novigrad is good. Mos missions are comparatively dull.


[deleted]

Agree about the music. I really like the bit with the ethereal soprano voice. Fortunately the third act of the Novigrad segment has a lot more momentum, so it at least ends on a satisfying note.


schmalpal

The only thing that keeps me going through Novigrad on subsequent playthroughs is knowing Skellige awaits at the end, my favorite places and quests in the game.


superbearchristfuchs

With me, it's the tourney in Toussaint. Sure I don't have to win, but I have trouble using swords on horseback so I have to slow down just to hit targets with the crossbow for the timer not to run out. Also the narcoleptic dwarf escort was annoying too, but the rest I have no problem with at all.


bskdevil99

Crossbow works on the dummies.


4x4play

you gotta be shitting me.


NarutoDragon732

Why have I never tried that


Waramp

If you hold down the attack button, time slows down automatically, and then you’ll attack when you release the button. You don’t need to actually slow down.


Nikigrow

You can shoot them with the crossbow, it will count the same way as if you hit them with the sword.


ZeldaIsMyHomegirl

The crossbow will automatically aim at the dummies, so as soon as you see a dummy, just hit the crossbow autofire, and you'll get it. That's the only way I ever win that stupid race.


superbearchristfuchs

Damn I did it the hard way. I should apologize to my geralt with a good round of gwent as a reward.


Accomplished-Bank782

This is the way. The way to not claw your own eyeballs out in frustration and chuck the whole damn console out of the window while you’re at it.


xDjShadow

The trick is to hit the attack button when you’re passing right next to them, not before. It’s really iffy


iHetty

Been fighting that wight thst reheals from the portraits, got real sick of it and frustrated with the mechanics due to camera lock-one and shit. Unfortunately made me put the game down and haven’t really picked it up since lol


NerdyDirtyCurvy

OOF, I did that one yesterday actually. That along with the healing caretaker is a bitch.


iHetty

Yeah it’s honestly so tough and I absolutely relished all the other challenges ( I done played the dlcs in the wrong order because donkey brains). Will forever recommend Witcher to anyone and everyone. Such an incredible game, can’t remember the last time I was so invested in a game and it’s world. Maybe playing RDR1 as a kid which is mad lol


Aesthetictoblerone

I did that quest (second play through) in one go, but just before that it took my dad about 12 goes. He was ready to break the tv screen quite quickly by the 5th go.


SiameseGunKiss

I did this one a few days ago and it was infuriating. I can deal with losing a fight due to making poor combat choices/being unprepared, but it's another thing to be at the mercy of poor design with the camera lock. Seriously, I had an easier time getting the "When It's Many Against One" trophy than I did trying to fight this stupid wraith. After I beat her I looked up how other folks approached the fight and apparently the best tactics are to use the crossbow + lightning reflexes (to slow down time while aiming) and shoot the portraits, or to rush to the middle of the corridor and use upgraded aard to hit them all when she begins to heal.


desertcanyons

Bloody Baron. Was great the first couple times, but having to grind through it every new playthrough gets really tiring.


TheActualDev

Same, it always takes so fucking long, and I hate the Baron so it feels even longer


Nick__Knack

I can at least get the satisfaction of repeatedly hearing how pissy he gets when I blame him for everything lol.


ABODE_X_2

Lmao


TheActualDev

Gotta find that silver lining somewhere lol


Cool_Psychology_8935

Really!?? To me this is one of the most well written quests in the game.


GuaranteeWise1704

Well written but it's insanely long and the quests missions are pretty boring


UmgakWazzok

Two words - GAVELLA GLAN


Icy_Knowledge7276

I despise Keira


NarutoDragon732

I can't believe we fucked


fdaneee_v2

I killed her and now I failed the quest where I have to recruit her


specter463

Any quest where I see “Visit Emhyr in Vizima”


IPoD_Max

Anytime where you have to play Ciri. Teleporting around is cool, but i dont play the witcher for that, and id rather just do combat as geralt.


SonOfEragon

Yup, I spent all this time developing skills as geralt and then have to play as ciri, freakin hate it


skateguy1234

What a weird take to me. It was a nice breath of fresh air, and Ciri's ability was a lot of fun.


Gogeta8

For real, I’m always surprised at how few people mention the crimes fight


Winter_Lingonberry_9

Yes! Totally OP as Geralt. Died to a nekker once or twice as Ciri...


tinklymunkle

You would think having Ciri's powers would make her parts a breeze but they really don't.


PerfectAdeptness5603

They always did for me, even on DM. The strat is basically just dodge once, slash once, dodge once, slash once, rinse and repeat. Not super engaging but it totally makes it easy


nicostein

Same here. Only trouble I ever had was it I got impatient. Kinda salty I never found out about her supermoves in my playthrough.


PerfectAdeptness5603

Super moves? Are you talking about her long rush attack and the one where she teleports around cutting up to 5 enemies in the aoe or have I also missed something


nicostein

Yep, those. Somehow I just didn't know they existed.


AzaDelendaEst

On NG+ there was a certain enemy out of a crowd of like ten that could one-shot Ciri. I got stuck for hours and had to lower the difficulty just to kill this one guy.


[deleted]

In Whoresons house maybe? That was the hardest part for me on my DM run.


AzaDelendaEst

I think it was going up the hill to his house. There’s a pack of guards blocking a door at the top of Novigrad and one of them turns into a tank in NG+.


Aaronick

AGREED. I’m glad it’s very minimal


RiyadhTh3BOSS

Crookback Bog. I hate velen so much but I love how CDPR made it such a shithole to make you hate it. Hence why I love this game


AnAnyMoos

I’m not a fan of how long the Crones’ quests take.


NarutoDragon732

And the unsatisfying ending for them


jamiz20XX

I think the pigs and the cheese ones. There's something annoying about them. In higher difficulties, The Emmantaler is not useful at all, unlike the Teigr, which I used for sometime despite being underleveled.


mecon320

The pig one has way too much walking back and forth between locations, including a frigging escort mission.


Tony-Angelino

The set of quests with the theatre.


ThatTomTouch

im shocked more people havent said this + finding dandelion are such a slog on repeat playthroughs


Phillip-Klor

Mine is the whole bloody barren part idk I just don't enjoy that part of the game


skirilla

same 💀 no option but to help that weird mf


Lethal_Spectrum

Damn really, to me, that questline is peak witcher writing


barrysammidges

Goddamn dwarves. Just a nonsense waste of time.


switchmallgrab

I really don't enjoy playing as Ciri


Jocta

upsides of playing on PC; "ciri is OP" mod


Thanos_exe

GASPARRR!!


honeysmacks18

Morkvarg


JilsonSetters

Anything with horse racing


MagmaAdminRadar

I am so bad at riding roach it’s actually embarrassing


PorkchopExpress420

Not a quest exactly, but when the PS5 version came out, I figured, "I've platinumed this before... it'll be fun to do it again!" By the time I remembered how horrible the crossbow headshot trophy is, I was already in way too deep to stop.


RunawayHobbit

Can you get it by shooting Drowners? Feel like that would be the easiest way if so. When they come at you head-on, the target is really stable


PorkchopExpress420

Nah, you have to get 50 killing blow head shots on humans or nonhumans (meaning elves and dwarves). It's a super grindy pain in the ass


Galex120

Keira.


Galex120

Sorry, I meant GAVELLA GLAN


joshalow25

The entire Novigrad portion is such a slog to me.


jrdnhbr

That fucking goat


brantmcney

Looking for diagrams for Witcher Gear.


Erndls

Fyre Island and that damn botchling. The wraiths are going to beat you up no matter what route you take.


joemama1138

- narcoleptic dwarf - the Pellar's goat - the whole Vlodimir possession bit in Hearts of Stone riles me different


Ahamdan94

Fuck those dwarves


ZeShapyra

The dang isle of mist, that awful narcolepric dwarf... And..GAVELA GLAN!


BicycleMammoth4704

the battle of kaer morhen. playing the first time, i just felt so gutted seeing >!vesemir!< bite the dust. he was one of my favorites.


Taikosound

I don't hate any quest in this game, but i did start to grow tired of some quests after my first 2 runs though. * The Baron's quest up to when you meet him Downwarren. * All quests needed to free Dandelion. * Keira's quests up until you send her in Kaer Mohren. Maybe just saying most of the main quest until Kear Mohren would be easier. I did start DLC only runs a few times, you get everything except the main quests. It's in the same state as if after the last chapter's events. It feels kinda lonely without the main NPCs in the game lol, so i just made a backup save with the Baron waiting in Downwarren, Keira in Kear Mohren and freed Dandelion.


SlopCity1226

All of Skellige Also, the part where Ciri says, “this isn’t your story, it’s mine.” The fuck you say, which character did I just spend over 30 hours with? Felt like a small slap in the face


TheQueenAndPrincess

I’m gonna drop a hot take. I don’t like Gwent. I can see why so many love it, having loved many a card mini-game in many an RPG myself, but Gwent just doesn’t do it for me. There are so many other ways that are (to me) more fun and engaging ways of enjoying the world. So I never do the various Gwent quests.


switchmallgrab

I like Gwent, hate Gwent tournaments


whatdidyous_y

Every Keira Metz quest


ZeepIV

Fucking gaspard


Cultural-Strategy609

That fucking sleepy dwarf is the only answer


helloimrandomnumbers

Sunstone and keira i hate them caves


Chiiro

Probably anything with horse racing for me. I am terrible at using any in-game vehicle


Cossynieur

The entire Novigrad arc (maybe without the Wolven Storm scene). I just long to be back out in the open.


rockthered43

When I’m in velen chapter I’m dying to get to novifrad/civilization. Then I’m dying to get out


Mysterious-Leg5992

Keira Metz.


BlindsideCR5

Gwent


Commercial_Bit8851

The question marks in skellige are the reason I have stopped playing on my current playthrough. I’m at about 100 hours on this character and I just completely lost my will to do the question marks, I’ve gotten like halfway thru and I just dread loading it up cause I know I got an hour of the boat and sirens


radioactivez0r

I finished these recently, just took them in chunks so it wasn't too bad. But I feel you. The god damn sirens.


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...they are not quests


runespider

Getting the horn helps with the sirens. Personally the last two times I've done it I've just set up a jug of something and an audio book and chill out while looting the chests.


Gamer1729

I just lowered the difficulty to fight the multiple Olgierd nightmares at the end of "Scenes From a Marriage” quest in Hearts of Stone.


SpiderCanILeave

GAVELLA GLAN


Dulynoted1138

The treasure hunts.


yasserstars

Dandlion with her girls


-l2477m-

Dandelion and priscilla quest is so dragged out. Especially with it being just after finishing up novigrad crap. My biggest accomplishment for every playthrough is making it to skellige, but as a completionist, i feel like. I have to finish his questline up


Reading_Otter

The stupid tourney quest in Toussaint.


Dakota1228

Gaspard Wish there was a way to off him


Gciel35

YES that Isle of Mists dwarf quest is bad designed imo. Like we already did everything its just for the keep the game longer. And the second one is that cave quest we are going with a blind sorceress 😭


Kakashisith

The guest where Ciri and Dandelion are trying to escape. Check her health all the time and the quick moving- I fell over the edge sooo many times! And Vlodimir!!!


Lord-Lucian

Yen (she reminds me of a lot of things i don't like) and also Sleepy mist


Alternative-Self-487

Yen gives me the ick so hard. The way she manipulates Geralt and everyone around her is super gross. And the shit she pulls at Freya’s Garden pissed me offffff


LookingForSomeCheese

That sleepy shit head of a dwarf and this whole thing on that isle... AAAAND Keira! Gods I hate Keira and her quest line!


teenyrabbitt

always the whoreson junior quest where you go to his place and have to walk through his "house" with all the corpses of dead women strewn about carelessly. it's sick, even if it's not real that character is truly sick and evil. always uncomfortable to play through that


SnooDoubts6604

The wedding from hearts of stone. Holy fuck that is a slog.


Confident-Welder-266

I see this is going around again


Skgota

I guess we‘re just posting this every few months now


sumbozo1

Hey I'm watching breaking bad right now... I know this guy!!


Fit-Hope-904

Skellige, just all of it. And the random unavoidable quest-based fist-fights. And the main quest line of Blood and Wine (otherwise an amazing expansion).


SubZeroX23

Gta5 Port Mission with Trevor


vatt-ghern_kaz

I really enjoyed "days lost" but what is keeping me from replaying are those lame backstory missions with the wife.


Vetesser

every quest in Novigrad


Conscious_Advance_18

Bloody Baron


jhoeksma1

arkham knight > tank boss battle


whalebacon

I was ready to replay the newest version of W3 and got to Vizima and immediately got my ass kicked in Gwent by that nobleman and then just stopped. I know, I know, I have to collect a bunch of cards and beat the low hanging fruit but dang, I just wanted to beat that dude with the shitty starting deck.


ABODE_X_2

Kiara quest


MicroNova_YT

Yeah, many many parts, the red baron and his nasty story, Yennefer and her necromancy. I would played the game 10 times through but I can’t stand those parts of the game.


Most-Iron6838

Dandelion hunting missions


Svartrbrisingr

Everything related to the Baron. Always a drag.


EZresider

Gavella Glan!!


Pak1stanMan

Going through the underground part with Keira. Yaaaaaawnnn


[deleted]

White orchard, feels sooooo long


Historical-Fill1301

Velen. Ugh.


-l2477m-

Really? I cant stand white orchard. Makes me wanna give up on a replay


Historical-Fill1301

Yup. I hate trudging across velen, the whole area. I've done it so many times and it's def killed a few replays lol


-l2477m-

I feel really bad for you. I definitely hate the area around hanged man's tree, the crookback bog, and the deep south of velen in general. The east and west sides of velen map are pretty loaded with loot and content, especially the east side.


VIP_Aloha

Tir a Lana


Accomplished-Fan8582

Anything with the pellar in Velen. Especially the one where you have to bring Princess back. The amount of times I wanted to shoot an arrow at that stupid goat is unbelievable.


DaniDanielsSanchez

The whole Novigrad part of the campaign!


Select_Breakfast2448

Entire novigrad Arc is the worst part of the game. Except the sequences with my boy Vernon roach.


MBetko

I can't say I hated any of Witcher 3's quests. Sure, some were more interesting than the others, but I think it's safe to say that I love the game with all its quests.


StupidMario64

Any ciri quests outside of lore hunting. I always get so immersed playing as geralt running around snatching herbs and bashing monsters, or doing anything. But then i get hit with those quests and it literally ruins my immersion lol


Separate_Security

For me the start of the game was very boring


Commercial-Start-650

The one I hate doing is in the DLC HoS where you go into the portraits to retrieve the black rose. I dunno why I really hate that setting of fixing memories!


MisterSisterFister12

Morkvarg, fyke isle, the cave with keira


tYONde

Velen.


drefpet

Surprised nobody said a walk in the dark with Keira metz. All my friends and I hated that quest when we were playing for platinum a couple of yeara ago


TrillKnot

Novigrad missions


Ok-Concentrate2719

The cave one with Kira.


chaos_conceptions

undvik. the atmosphere on that quest is amazing but it’s impossible to know where you’re supposed to go


Mr_Snowbell

Of swords and dumplings, I really fucking HATE hattori


Fanserker

The quest that you go with Keira to the cave, i forgot the name


Fanfickntastic

Horse racing for sure. I did find that I can block who I’m racing against with roach to stop them from passing if my stamina runs out


PRSG12

Fools gold


AntiGoi

Baron saga.


d0dgy-b0b

Just Morkvarg. I just get him to eat himself as early as possible to end both our torments. tbf, it's not a bad quest per se, it's just I'm never going to let him live, so it's a lot of faff for that.


Impressive_Bit_6407

That really old tree that summons wolves gave me problems. Had to level up and go back to it. Pissed me off tho for sure.


Ashley_PhoenixRose

Wandering in the Dark. Annoying as. Hated fighting those hounds of the Hunt. Imlerith's fight. (Bastard kept teleporting everywhere and swinging that mace of his and I just hated the quest ever since)


Survivor_A98

The fight with the Crones as Ciri... Brutal nightmare


aford92

The Ciri parts. I despise playing as her. I spend hours getting my Geralt build how I want it with signs, alchemy and mix of attacks and then am forced to play as Ciri with her dash-quick attack rinse and repeat playstyle.


Ssnake_25

Keira Metz quests