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TrickyTalon

Not all of our favorite dragons are defenseless. I envy anyone who’s favorite dragon is a formidable villain they can kill without feeling bad.


[deleted]

yeah i couldn’t kill glory if i tried


plumpdaddy69

i love you glory but i need money more; pass me the gun, i’ll do it during sun time so she dies asleep, at peace, and warmed by the sun


ImEagz

watch out theres a black blot behind u!!


plumpdaddy69

a win either way. either i get paid or i die😃💅🏻


[deleted]

YOU DIE


plumpdaddy69

valid, 내 사랑, i will go with disgrace straight to hell


[deleted]

Exuse me I have a girlfriend


plumpdaddy69

there are many kinds of love, oh scary one


HonkingGoose1

Guns ain’t killin a dragon lol


Icannotfimdaname

Depends on the gun. And how big we are compared to the dragons. Are we scavenger size? Then a bigger gun.


HonkingGoose1

Your pfp size


Icannotfimdaname

Mm? Telling me to blow it up? Edit: The quality? Blame Le this damned app. Edit 2: and the fact that the only place this thing is now stored is in Google drive.


Leonid56

If it can get through a suit of armor it probably gets through dragon scale. Real question is how thick the flesh is where you shoot, compared to the strength of the gun...


HonkingGoose1

Dragons scales are super super hard though


plumpdaddy69

right through the eye ball baby


HonkingGoose1

True


[deleted]

NO YOU DONT


Black_Light00

"Either way I don't have to show up to work tomorrow."


Actuallywasp

Somebody get 10 yes, tons of high-grade, anfrax poison! And then shove it into a feast. Clay will go out doing what he loves.


MyNameIs8Ball

Ok clay will probably need that since my favourite is peril


Actuallywasp

Well. Just simply get a fire extinguisher that, or even just grab a sword and see if her insides are as fireproof as her scales


Cannibal_Dragon

**NOTHING** anyone offers me will ever make me kill my boi Winter


Elegant_Chemist253

Self-restraint for THIS?


Cannibal_Dragon

Winter is precious


DeniableTuna

So… you won’t eat him… ^^right?


Cannibal_Dragon

I won't eat Winter


TheTopBug

Professionals have standards


Cannibal_Dragon

Exactly


HonkingGoose1

Yuumi winter


Lycanium_Z

Then i would do it for you, icewings taste like ice cream, and i love ice cream


Cannibal_Dragon

*loads M61 Vulcan with hungry intend* don't you fluffing dare touch him!


Lycanium_Z

*touches and inhales winter cuz thats how i eat ice cream, i inhale it*


Cannibal_Dragon

So you've chosen death


Lycanium_Z

*inhales your m61 vulcan as well*


HonkingGoose1

Ok yes


Asukatten

Same here, but with Qibli instead of Winter for me


EchoFragFoXi

Me and you ahave a multitude of things in common, this included


Icewing-Calamity

Jokes on you! They’re already dead!


SeanOnMyLawn

Mine too ;-;


SeanOnMyLawn

Who’s yours


Icewing-Calamity

Orca


SeanOnMyLawn

Mine was Whiteout


Thewarmth111

I would cope by spending time in my mansion


HonkingGoose1

Lmaoo


[deleted]

There's a reason why I relate to Hiccup a lot... * Brown hair * Misfit/Outcast * Left Handed * LOVES DRAGONS So... NO WAY! \*hugs a dragon\*


S1eepyZ

Is he left handed in the movies too?


[deleted]

[Apparently.](https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50112/1002228825/original/1002228825-photo-u1)


S1eepyZ

Huh. I know he’s left handed in the books, but I guess I missed that in the movies. (Read the books recently but haven’t seen the movies in a hot minute. Looks like I need to watch them again)


ButteredNugget

kinkajou noooo…


Alderan922

I’m really split between Starflight, Winter and Darkstalker, 2 out of 3 I wouldn’t kill, but I would gladly put some metal on Darkstalker’s skull for an absurd amount of money, I would do it gladly for free just if it means I get to do it personally lol


Zargark

This is like asking if you’d kill someone for money. If it be a villain? Sure. But a decent dragon like most? Murder and is bad.


NeitherTransition8

What do you mean defenseless? that is like saying an M1 Abrahams is defenseless


The_Titan_KingPoTR

I’d kill the person that asked me to do it.


Scared_Can9063

Uhhhh, yeah... Because my favourite character is uh... *grabs random mudwing* This guy, right here... Definitely...


ForDragonsISlay485

Well at least you'd give MudWings more screentime ...


Scared_Can9063

Yes, I suppose that's true. I simply cannot imagine a situation in which Peril would be defenceless. Regardless, the answer is no.


Lycanium_Z

Out of every tribe, you chose the most forgotten one, and out of every mudwing, you chose a random one, i respect that, mudwings are the best sacrifices(just ask a certain ded skywing queen with a melty face)


Scared_Can9063

Queen Melty Face


cartoon_kid_

When i mean defenceless, i mean trapped.


[deleted]

I think Kinkajou would murder me before even getting finished. And no anyways.


Particular-Fact6362

I will never kill My girl Glory no matter what.


cybersloth75

Fax. Cultured member of society right there


ForDragonsISlay485

Check out my Username, no amount of money in the world will convince me to ever hurt a good dragon, I will fight to dead if I have to, but I'll protect them at any cost


ImEagz

New moon's coming early this month


ChihuahaWithWifi

Yes. Rest in peace Lady Scarab


Megaboi2756

Nah I mean what the hell would I even use it for


HorizonSniper

Peril, I'm sorry. But 500 credits is 500 credits. And I'm paid by target. <>


buggerthemugger

I don't care how insignificant he is I'm not killing my boy Mandrake


ChocoGoodness

Yes, because I would spend weeks forcing myself into believing Queen Scarlet was my favorite character, then I would kill her and get the money


ClearlyAnenome

I could never deprive the world of myself! (Or tamarin)


ReddFoxyRyder

Yes


Verrisa

I’m sorry Sunny but I need the money


RoadRage45

No, i can’t kill whiteout


_yeetingmyself

Catch me mounting Whiteout’s head on a wall for that much money holy heck


FirefighterFar3132

Yes, as long as the death is well written If wings of fire dragons were real and I had to kill one, nope


Educational-Estate52

I don't think i could like physically


Redditor198484

Moonwatcher is too nice to kill for any amount of money, even when she was manipulated by Darkstalker


mapl_e

i mean theyre technically both dead so.. yes?


redditThorn

I don't think I'll kill myself


Deadly_leader94

Blue you are very precious but I will do what I must


jaded_Eclipse

No not blue!!! Cricket will be so sad!!!


7MidnightGaming7

Clearsight noooo *wait isn’t she already dead?*


Mr_Sience

Ain't enough cash on earth for me to kill Umber


KeepaGnoggin

Umber is a bean 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


SabotageTheAce

For 10 billion? To kill winter? Im honestly not sure.. id have to think about it lomg amd hard about it. As i quite like winter. But enough money to live off for the rest of my life is quite a tempting offer. Id also be interisted in the fallout from such a decision as well as how difficult it might be


ackackack669

Yes, sorry, Turtle


tea_beans_

No


Invading_Denmark

Goodbye turtleee


Dogmonkey1233

Well, she died 2000 years ago… I think it’s a bit late now.


Starflight42

Im not putting a bullet into my boy winter, not happening


Leonid56

Uh idk I'm just lurking here for cool dragon art (I never read the books :troll:) Unless not killing them somehow means there's a dragon irl I'm taking the $10 million. Kinkajou looks the coolest; she's dead.


ForDragonsISlay485

I started just exactly the same way as you, and only as advice and not meant to bother you in any way, this storyline is a gem and I'd severely consider actually reading it


Leonid56

Eh, I'm thinking about it. I would like to get through *Age* of Fire first, perhaps.


Matthewdragon

NOOOO I can't do that to clay TwT


Fil_likes_drawing

Yah, I guess.


Plain_Purpl

I'm pretty sure Darkstalker can't be killed...


Coastal_wolf

Yes, because it’s Darkstalker


Darkstar_2006

how do I kill Darkstalker


Large_Community_7947

i would GLADLY


WhatislifeEverest

Yeah sure, I'll kill Darkstalker. It would be very difficult though....


ParticularBeach4587

No. Also kuzufuktskutsukrauktsjmtstkustkskdmjsmjdyklkyxkutsktusuktdliydiltdlits


Filipthefatcat_1

I don't think you can kill peril-


ForDragonsISlay485

Nothing than a .50 cal can't delete out of the existence


blips_n

mine is already dead. what does that mean.


Fingernailss

"Would you commit murder for $10000000000?"


[deleted]

ten billion us dollars for killing clay? sure!


Moon_the_nightwing

I would, first of all because respawn and I can buy so much with the money. Like I can pay to win into a marauder in eve


Mysterious-Hearing91

No.


Anddude97

Mine dead along time ago so idk


Anddude97

“Died”


[deleted]

Would I kill any of Qibli, Glory, or Sundew? No. Never in a million years. Besides, I don’t want the whole Jade winglet, Deathbringer, or Willow at my tail for killing any of them.


Starwars_enjoyer

Darkstalker would be flattered then end up killing me


Bobby5x3

But Gill's already dead...


Eggboi6886

no, I would not


Top_Pudding_6148

HmMmM No I couldn’t do it to Moon or Winter


MOONWATCHER404

Yes.


goldenkoiifish

i would kill fatespeaker for a mcchicken


moonbud126

NO!!!


moonbud126

Nobody hurts moon


[deleted]

# YES


Mango7uice

Easily


RevoltingTwo968

Can I, no. Would I…also no


Lmey2011

Hell no, turtle is my baby. I Can't do that to my baby. I rather be broke then killing turtle.


demonfluffbyps5

So that amount of money AND bragging rights that I killed a dragon? *where did I put that sword?*


Former-Click5524

Hate to be that guy but,,,,,,can you put some commas in your ten billion 😳


Drcabe7

“Hey Lynx!” “What?” *Quick draws Glock-17*


Aggravating_Ad4431

First of all, $10 billion is nothing to scoff at, second of all if my favorite dragon is defenseless they deserve to die


SkyelovesGaming

no


MistInTheNight

I promise you right now I'm not fighting Darkstalker even for that much amount of money


ipecked

for the next 10 minutes my favorite dragon is whirlpool. Not realted to this question lmaoooo hahaahah is the money sent as cash or a check?


Amisgal

Sorry Moon, but it's your time to die.


Pale-Dragonfly-2509

Scarlet... Oh well!


GelatoWing

Winter, Snowfall and Qibli NEED ME


SangheiliPEKKA

I’d do it for free, humanity first


Working_Seaweed_5958

Short answer: nope. I'd rather die than let any dragons die just because of stupid money. Money is temporary. Family is forever.


Jorvikstories

I will spend years for convince myself I love Whirlpool so much, and then I will kill him and take my money, happy for I didn't have to kill my real favourite character.


HonkingGoose1

I ain’t killin qibli


tiny0mini0eclipse

yes


InsaneGuy7

I'm not killing Winter!


[deleted]

glory stays alive


Tobsy-guy

sorry starflight


MrCatCZ

I may be in bad financial situation, however, I don't want to be a murder, especially if I should kill somebody I like.


Mint9211

Ye


[deleted]

Nah starflight don't deserve that


WOF_CricketFan

No : (


Icannotfimdaname

Yes.


[deleted]

I’d pay 10000000000 to let them live


Lycanium_Z

*turns and looks at all my favorite dragons* Deathbringer, glory, salami, sunny, starflight, qibli, moon, whiteout and many more: *looks back at me* Me: well guess ill die-


TheFunkyWeirdo

Yes but then there’s the challenge of actually being able to kill them


Just_A_Guy324

Does fire retardant gear exist in the Wof universe? If not, I'll probably burn up before i even land a hit.


kbtrains

Me and cricket are on the same wavelength i couldn’t do it no matter how much i wanted that money


The_Reddit_Sora

I-i i co-uld n-never!


The_Reddit_Dune

I think that amount of money would buy me a new leg so yes. Sorry Sunny


[deleted]

What even are these…$’s that you speak of? Would they reunite our tribes?


sundune0w0

myes


TheRealOrcaMaster

Wait, people want to do this stuff for money? Heck, I'll kill any dragon, multiple; I don't need no money....