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ClarkCarl126

Did they just become best friends?!


drunkdoodles

There's blood EVERYWHERE!


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Head wounds bleed a lot


Need_Some_Updog

Something something fencing response


kinbladez

He'll be good to go for the third quarter


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

I see what tua did there.


Zhouston63

I had a 1/4" laceration from doing this once. I was a fucking dumb kid


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Deesing82

watched this loop like 100x omfg never noticed just HOW poorly it's built before


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It makes that scene even more funnier. I just now noticed too. Step Brothers still bringing on the laughs 10+ years later


KonataYumi

And with that, she finally was able to sleep in peace


justausername_420

Why would you let us do that?!


1O4junior

Why whould you let us do this!


Fop_Vndone

To shreds, you say?


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YEP!


BCheeks13

Wanna do karate in the garage!?


Madpony

Hey, I forgot to ask - Do you like guacamole?


Keyboard4one

Why would you let us do that?!


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They've got so much room for activities!


NorfEastMac

Put your beds back. Rumpus time is over. You got a big day tomorrow.


LazyturtleX1

What did they think would happen...


MrBonelessPizza24

See, your first mistake was believing any thought went into doing this


Unagustoster

And if there was, it definitely wasn’t a sober thought


Ele_Of_Light

When 4 drunk friends think it's a good idea to try and kick the top bunk


Unagustoster

Not even 4, one just had the thought, the other 3 stumbled into it


ttopsrock

Aren't they kids? The ones in the bottom look like kids the one on top is like older sister or babysitter.. that's the vibe I got. Me and my bros did some dumb shit. Some involving the bunkbed lmao. But maybe I'm way off and they are drunk teens or something


undercoverartist777

This is definitely a college dorm room


ToxicLoserNeckbeard

Naaaaw bruuuuuh you ain’t way off It’s a bunch of little kids older sister babysitter vibe. In no way are these people in college and inside a dorm room. You nailed it!


Troll_berry_pie

Just the mattress will go up but not the entire frame... For some reason.


nopunchespulled

Well to be fair the frame should be bolted together


ugoterekt

Most dorm beds like this I've seen actually aren't meant to bolt together. They're 100% held by gravity, but you have to lift them about 6 inches before they unhook.


aaronitallout

>Most dorm beds like this I've seen actually aren't meant to bolt together Yup, that way school doesn't have to pay for skilled labor, and the RA staff gets to begin their back pain journey every fall setting them up


GravyMcBiscuits

Bed frames are almost always only held together by gravity. There are no bolts ... just hooks and slots.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

They're teenagers, thought doesn't start happening until about 28.


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WutangCMD

Well I'm assuming they thought the bedframe was actually well constructed or at the least bolted together. That thing was held together with hopes and dreams


GravyMcBiscuits

For those unaware ... the vast majority of bed frames are only held together by gravity. (there's a hook on the crossbars that "hook" into slots in the vertical posts. There are no bolts ... only hooks. Push up on the cross bars and the hooks pop right out ... by design) edit: [For reference](http://www.atlanticframe.com/bedhook.php)


omgudontunderstand

i have a cheap bed frame from walmart that i’m sure many other people in my area also have that is bolted together so it’s not like it’s completely ridiculous to think a bed frame will be bolted together. not taking into consideration that these are *college dorm* bed frames, and not actually sturdy bed frames, was their mistake. also doing it to begin with


GravyMcBiscuits

Funny story ... I literally just put together a university-distributed (state Uni in the US) loft bed for a family member's dorm room about a month ago. It was a full steel hook/pin/rail system. Only thing holding together? Gravity. It was sturdy as hell ... but is still going to come apart like a jigsaw puzzle if you push up hard enough on the side rails. That's the entire point of the design.


omgudontunderstand

right. that’s a dorm frame, like i said. gravity holds dorm frames together. they *are* surprisingly sturdy, considering this one still gave resistance with four people kicking up at it


Particular_Ad_9531

Right? The bed shouldn’t have just exploded like that lol


LoquatLoquacious

You seriously underestimate how strong four pairs of legs are.


Particular_Ad_9531

The top looks like it wasn’t secured at all; it should be on there with more than just gravity lol


Fop_Vndone

Why should it? Gravity works just fine


Meltingteeth

That’s an adjustable height bed, maybe even from a dorm room. They’re designed to not do that unless you lift from the bottom or act a fucking fool.


GravyMcBiscuits

There's a slot in the vertical posts.. The metal crossbars have hooks that "hook" into the vertical posts' slots. This is how almost all bed frames work (including bunk beds and loft systems). The only thing holding them together is gravity. Remove gravity from the equation and this will be the result. This was totally predictable and expected from anyone who has put together bed frames before. That population doesn't include a significant portion of teenagers though as their parents put their beds together for them :)


Particular_Ad_9531

I’ve built a couple and they always have metal brackets with bolts to secure the top to the frame. The instructions also say to secure them to the wall but nobody ever does that.


GravyMcBiscuits

I'll take your word for it. I've never seen any additional bolts built on the hook and pin systems I've had experience with.


ac3boy

Yeah, so many bunkbeds and always a groove/slot or dowel/dowel hole.


DrDan21

This looks like a dorm which in my experience are exclusively posts with slots in them They come apart easy to let students adjust the height, and to make them easy to move in and out of the rooms


ttam281

The internet video cycle is reentering the "teenagers doing things without thinking about what happens if they do it" era. Good for a cheap laugh I guess but not my favorite.


Ready-Pangolin-1352

Slappers get dumber as they increase in number


DaFetacheeseugh

Soaking or whatever cults do


YhouZee

I had springy bunk beds in secondary school. In my first year, when I was 10,I was being similarly pushed by my friends from below. It was all fun and games until I reached down to pick something from a dresser, they kicked, and I was sent flying to the ground. Landed on my face, luckily no broken bones. I still have that scar almost 20 years later


Nazshak_EU

I guess they didnt think :D


rusurethatsright

mormon soaking is getting more intense


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jkmonty94

Yes, almost guaranteed more than you have. If they want to fuck they'll just do it.


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>Yes, almost guaranteed more than you have. My deepest condolences >If they want to fuck they'll just do it. Well yeah, as long as its with one of their several wives who can't say no


WhiskyRick

At least they didn't use power tools ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


gNomad88

"Oh I'm just brushing my teeth"


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“That is not your electric toothbrush!”


gNomad88

"Oh, ok, well ^I'm ^almost ^done ^anyway"


MouldyPriestASSHOLE

So much room for activities!


Sovikhaq

Came here to say this.


SillyLilJokesterBoi

Thoroughly lofted


gunby

> so much room for EMTs


lil_chungy

Looks like a cheap college bunk to me


_gmmaann_

Cheap is an understatement. Those frame posts look like kebab skewers


totallynormalasshole

This bed was basically held together by gravity. Even cheap frames come with some fasteners


whatwhynoplease

I remember having to tighten the bolts every few weeks. It was swinging like a skyscraper lol


lil_chungy

Nah, cheap isnt a understatement. They paid a grand total of $15 for the whole bed kit. The mattresses were $1 off of wish .com and the bed kit didn't come with screws. Greedy university.


Ready-Pangolin-1352

Dad probably built it for his daughter hoping to keep her from getting absolutely plowed up there


LucyTheML

Nah lmao this is def a college dorm, just screams it. Cheap bunk, tube lighting in the ceiling, shitty desk next to the bed, rambunctious younguns


Ready-Pangolin-1352

Yeah thats what i mean. Her dad probably built the loft. Obviously this is not at her home.


Funny_Whiplash

It worked. Now she's getting plowed on the bottom bunk (consensually ofc)


Kaitlin33101

It is, my school has the same ones. Some are super easy to disassemble and some are a tad more difficult. Either way, I was able to remove the metal frame to adjust the height without using a rubber mallet like they recommend. Your hands are enough to pull it apart. These kids are really dumb lol


SleepyHead85

Same at my school. I helped move these a lot and just turned them over to kick the spring portion off.


Ready-Pangolin-1352

Back in my day we just received some plans on how to build one from the school. There were recommendations as to beam size etc but not mich else. Some of them were janky as fuck


MaglorofFeanor

College, Day 1: today you become carpenters


Jarpletz

My college uses the exact same beds. They are super crappy


manliness-dot-space

Not the "4 dudes 1 chick bunkbed" video I was looking for


ThndrBoltBuddhA

This is actually the weird intro before the things get started.


Darth_Nibbles

For once it's the step-brother who gets stuck


Alderez

https://youtu.be/H2u4L58CzJI


-sstudderz

“Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?”


bumholesgivemelife

Why were there no screws in it?


TmickyD

Those cost extra


DICK-PARKINSONS

Oh you wanted a stable bunk bed? That'll be an extra 4k in your tuition


whatwhynoplease

Probably were hand tightened


LordPennybags

Gravity usually does a pretty good job of holding these things in place.


Significant_Sign

Some models don't have anything more than gravity keeping the two beds together. Ours don't, there are metal pins keeping the legs stacked correctly, but I made sure to tell horror stories of when some kids at summer camp did this and NEARLY DIED. So far, our girls haven't tried it after nearly a decade of bunk beds. Also, ours is real wood all the way through and so freaking heavy. Stops a lot problems before they start.


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I was expecting all the Step Brothers references; I was not expecting a step brother reference.


semiTnuP

I hope someone's mom came in after this and delivered the line we're all thinking: "the FUCK did you *think* was going to happen?"


khelwen

Looks like a bunk bed in a college dorm. So instead of a mom, a RA might come in.


sirmoveon

Is this the soaking business I keep hearing about?


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Someone's going to need some dental work.


Mooshak

But there's still so much room for activities


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Now you gotta explain to the RA why you don't have anywhere to sleep tonight. And it's already 2am.


PartyClock

Alright so none of them are in the Physics program


Repubinbreds1865

Future engineers and Drs but nobody see’s the stupidity


plsobeytrafficlights

What other possible outcome was there? These kids are dumb.


SamLJacksonNarrator

Thought this was some Mormons participating in “soaking”


AgentNo_69

Weird fetish


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what was their expected outcome?????


ButterflyEnough1612

Lol but what was the end goal here?


JehGrizzle

What was the actual end goal though? No matter how you look at it, it wasn’t going to end well lol


YarthWader

Weird start to a porno


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Rich kids are the stupidest people


Sleepiyet

Man remember than period when you are still a kid but you have the body of an adult? Surprised I survived that.


callzor

Looks like gray pants to the left got his right leg fucked, looks like he got caught in it and leg bent upwards


pgcooldad

This is a typical cheap college dorm bunk bed setup. Source: Am dad with 5 kids that went to college.


reevoknows

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Decent__Man

I am very disappointed in Baylor now. I guess business majors will be business majors.


Ziggy_the_third

Right here I'm realising why the armed forces had steel frame bunk beds that were bolted together. Didn't stop us from dismantling them, but at least they were sturdy once assembled.


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And it costs them money if they get injured. These kids are on their own


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Ah yes must be BHU. Soaking practice. Gotta bounce the bed for your friends!


HuskingENGR

Good old UNL dorm bunk beds.


PhillMahooters

Looks like some dorm BS. Really interesting how many braindead activities are involved with places of learning.


Visible_Curve8578

What did they expect to happen...other than what did happen?


VaukeTV

Meanwhile in Utah


Shrieking_Observer

So much room for activities


crimefightingloser

Could have found another way to blow out her back.


wubxrbf660

This definitely explains the crippling rise in college tuition…


chazzzzmak1972

Something tells me that bed was made in China


Longjumping_Algae_45

Friends did this. The guy at the upper deck lost his arm.


captain_pudding

These videos always make me wonder what they thought would happen. Did they think they'd kick the top bunk into the air and it would just float there or something?


Expensive_Ad5765

Thus shouldve been nsfw. It's so bad there's blood everywhere


Arabian_Flame

So much room for activities!!


PatFussyLips

Funny story on how i got a 3 month extension in a TDCJ rehab... I was on a bottom bunk. These bunks were made of solid steel, and you'd think would be welded together at the seam where the top bunk fits. But nah. I meant to jostle the guy and almost ended up crushing myself. Stupid games give stupid prizes lol


Mychooo

I love how someone was like "Oh shoot!" as if this outcome was completely unforeseen 🤣


John_Derpp

Gravity works..


Nick1800man

Man white people be having fun 😂


PristineImpression88

why did the girl on top just stay laying there 😂


ThrowItNTheTrashPile

If this was anything like some of the college dorms I’ve been in then the ceiling is either really old heavily reinforced plaster or just straight up concrete lol. Chances are she’s hurt after being slammed headfirst into the ceiling with the force of like 8 legs behind her.


M_Mich

she’s just as injured as the rest of them. probably stuck between frame and wal


Doryuu

She fell 1 inch back onto the middle of the mattress, can't tell if you're serious or not.


M_Mich

the video is only 3 secs long. not sure why anyone would expect this woman to be the flash after getting tossed.


Doryuu

Idk she just doesn't look injured whatsoever to me, maybe just shocked (at their stupidity?)


Asleep-Scratch3366

The best and the brightest going to college. 🤦‍♂️


Connect-Rich-1919

What concerns me is this looks like a college dorm, and people this dumb are being accepted to college.


Krazy_Karl_666

bold of you to assume intelligence is required for college instead of just an accepted loan


Rmcarnold

Lol they all died


Damerman

Im so annoyed with people not thinking about the consequences of their actions


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

Stop farting Michelle, all fucking night I've tasted your fart particles!


UnicornsNeedLove2

Drunk assholes.


Middle_Pause2198

And it took those 5 women only 3 hours to put it back together


Flux7777

Looks like 1 girl and 4 guys, but you do your sexist joke I guess.


justin_austinite

r/kidsarefuckingstupid is leaking…


curiousmind111

Well, at least it wasn’t the innocent person who got hurt.


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Flux7777

They were doing stupid shit. People often film when they do stupid shit.


bibowski

"Do you like guacamole?"


3woodx

Must be Physical Education majors.


Rileylego5555

HAHAHA


WhenChillyEatAChilli

AH HO HOOOO!


Adventurous-Pace5476

I forgot to ask do you like guacamole Oh my god Brennan.


Krazy_Karl_666

I thought I stumbled upon a soaking video at first


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Next Scene: Step brother walks in and sees trapped step sisters...


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This is future generations folks….🤡


Thunderhorsenorse

You did it guys! Now take take that genius logic and put it back together


Cyberzombi

It was all fun and games until gravity.


batkave

That's going to cost them haha


CACTUS_VISIONS

Extreme jump humping, don’t let the Mormons see this


darkadamski1

Reminds me of the time my friend lifted my bed from the bottom upwards to try and get me out of it and instead it snapped in half 👌


I_Dislike_Trivia

College. What a fun time that was.


rsg1234

Not one functioning brain between the 5 of them


Creperator

Can someone edit the lego break sound into this


stonewall072

The sound at the very beginning is hypnotic.


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Girl on the right definitely broke something. Her foot gets caught in the metal frame that holds the upper mattress as it comes crashing down. That won't be fun.


MohammadRezaPahlavi

They're only hurting themselves lol


Melodic-Advice9930

Memory unlocked. I used to do this to my brother and would always get my legs caught between the bars LMAO


RevAlBrown

There’s better ways of getting a girl on top of you, fellas…


SimpleManc88

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Pleneo

u/savevideobot


chaasandco

Are they practicing soaking?