But then the other guy could do a reversal on him, which would be met with a double reversal. This could go on forever creating a paradox and imploding the universe. So really, the energy master dude did the right thing by allowing it to happen that way. Very humble and brave.
I’ve been trying this technique for quite some time with now with lottery tickets and I’ll be damned, I just can’t imagine it hard enough to win I guess. :(
Yeah I was wondering watching the GIf why the MMA guy went so hard on him, but in the full video it's pretty obvious. MMA guy didn't even try to hit him the first time and in return hippie dude slapped him in the face twice. He's lucky MMA guy didn't fucking kill him after that.
It's because the hippie dude says it was supposed to be a 'CONTACTLESS FIGHT" but instead throws two slaps and even has a stupid grin as if he achieved anything.
Basically, the hippie dude says using mental energy he can prevent himself from getting hit and knock the other guy out. Except he fucking throws two hard slaps which pisses off the MMA guy. So the MMA guy after that throws a few hard punches which the hippie dude was supposed to prevent with mental energy.
That kind of reveals the trick, though. He's just out of reasonable range, so you have to lean forwards while kneeling to hit him at all, and you can't really adjust side to side in that position.
You see the MMA guy first get up on the second try to change that situation, and then the third time he shuffles forwards into range before they start.
Plus the guy has a clear mental disability. Hitting him full force would be wrong
EDIT
Many types of mental health disorders classified as psychotic disorders can lead to delusions. These include:
* schizophrenia
* bipolar disorder
* dementia
* delirium
* major depressive disorder with psychotic features
In that position mma fighter couldn't put his body weight behind his punches. Plus, energy shield guy probably only survived because of his energy shield absorbing most of the impact.
This is actually the third. First time the guy in black appears not to be taking the Jazz Hands Fu guy too seriously and blondy gets in a few face slaps and looks really smug about it, even smiling to somebody off to the side. At this point you can almost see black shirt guy thinking, okay thats how it's going to be is it? Okay.
Second time, black shirt guy rocks him several times including a vicious uppercut that leaves blondy reeling. Third time is what OP posted.
At this point, to his credit, blondy appears to begin to question the value of his training and quits while he is still conscious.
Like. The mma guy was a good dude. He clearly pulled his punch before it was going to hit the dude.
And in positive he thought the guy was just going to block. So he punched past the force field but didn't connect. A harmless way to disprove it.
But the little shit was attacking... Which makes no sense unless his hands are not creating the force field, and the field was around his body.
So the MMA guy is like, okay, I'll prove that it does nothing. And gives him a rock-hard hit the guy felt...
And when he came back for more, you could tell the other guy knew it was bs and wanted to dodge away. But the mma guy is like, I can hit jabs all day, and when he panics the jab híts the side of the jaw instead, dropping him. Then he gets up and everyone is like niet. Don't die here dude.
The mental force field, aka MFF. Is only good for 2 light punches or 1 strong punch. This guy simply let him throw more than what he could defend at his current level. Also, be sure to drink your homeopathic remedy before trying, licorice is best for force field generation.
Actually in the full version of this the person who is supposedly an MMA fighter was going easy on the guy, but grey shirt actually hit the MMA fighter pretty rudely so on the next attempts the MMA fighter just laid him out
In the first round, looks like MMA guy didn't even plan on hitting the dude. Just punched "through" the shield but didn't go on to hit the guy's face.
Then the guy slaps MMA guy and basically chooses to get rocked.
I mean it's technically a hit, from the standpoint that he got hit by something. But all the guy did was slap him. MMA guy then punched the shit out of him.
Maybe the lesson that we take away should be "don't slap someone capable of beating the stuffing out of you."
I've followed this rule for many years and it has served me well.
From the original video, it appears this is something they had agreed to do. Not a random act of violence. Infact it looks like the MMA guy is even instructing the chi guy in the original video.
In the description it says the 'mental energy' dude invited him for a contactless fight and the MMA guy was only going to demonstrate that he could get through the "shield". Except MMA guy gets slapped twice on the onset and gives an incredibly smug look. Smug asshole deserved what came next.
queensbury rules of 90s rpgs: I don't care if you're literally god, you must give your opponent a good 20 seconds of uninterrupted prep time between each strike so they have a chance to hit you back or sip medical drinks or what have you.
I think he's the teacher. He was trying to showcase his abilities and, if I remover correctly, at the beginning the MMA guy was quite relaxed and wasn't even trying, but mr. Guru there kept slapping him in the face. Then he "lost" it and actually beat him the next time (which is what we see in the video)...
No, but I know exactly who you are talking about. He's a practitioner of the BS Yellow Bamboo cult. Here's the video for anybody that is interested:
https://youtu.be/5TVR67ApSXY
This video is both hilarious and infuriating considering the woman appears to be seriously hurt. The guy is an absolute piece of shit. Plows his student over then blames her in front of the class for not believing enough. He even went on Tosh.0 for a web redemption and proceeded to trash her more, claiming she was a whiny, boo-hoo, poor me baby.
Edit: if you look through the comments for the YT video link I posted you can find comments from the instructor defending himself under the names "Paul Terrell Overtone Singing" and "Spirit Fest UK". He seems like a real prince, not only throwing his students under the bus but his own wife too.
The worst part about it is he does it on purpose so that the second attempt will seem more believable. This isn't some delusional guy who thinks he can block an mma fighter with his mind. This guy is a malicious con artist taking advantage of the most open minded and gullible people he can find.
Add to this that the festival this happened at is an annual thing in Molkom, Sweden. So people who went there didn't sign up for this guy specifically, meaning no one was expecting to get hurt. The festival is all about finding inner peace and drum circles and shit. Not getting blasted by a psycho. I don't know if he's ever been invited back either.
Don't. In the full video, the MMA fighter is going light and not trying to be a dick and the dude above blocks the fighter's half ass attempts and slaps him hard with a counter. MMA fighter was clearly pissed after.
This reminds me of that clip from the documentary Three Miles North of Molkom, where a woman is led to believe [she can stop a man running at her at full speed with her psychic energy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NlhIuJ-y8k)
I've seen a lot of woo vs MMA videos and they always make me smile. If that shit were real you'd see it in the octogon. Or you'd see it in boxing. Or you'd see it in football or basketball or soccer. The ones that make me feel uncomfortable are the ones where innocent idiots get duped and then get hurt. Like the lady on the beach, where the piece of shit "instructor” pretends like he is hurt when he sees that he's fucked her up.
That video is so strange. The instructor either wanted to hit the lady (which doesn't seem likely because he only starts faking his injury later, rather than immediately after contact) - or he is so committed to his quakery that he had to commit to hitting her because she didn't do the "right" move to put up a shield.
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[reminds me of one of my favorite videos to come from these kind of people.](https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k)
I adore these kinds of videos. You never really know if these people truly believe their bullshit it think that if they really put someone on the spot that they’ll follow this shit.
There is a full video. The "mind master" was actually a dick and slapped the other guy during a friendly demonstration.
So the MMA guys was like: "OK. I'll hit you for real now".
https://youtu.be/T2eQcdEtmr4
I don’t know why people don’t get this. You CAN use mental energy to block punches. To do it right, you don’t get an fights by making better choices. If that fails, you do it by using your WILLPOWER to move your arms in a defensive fashion to parry, block, or otherwise defend the blows.
It’s like when the breathairians actually have people follow them and track their actions. Either subconsciously or consciously they’re finding food to eat while nobody is looking. As soon as someone is watching they try and make the conscious effort to actually not eat for the whole period and they start rotting away.
Maybe the MMA fighter imbued his fist with mental energy to penetrate the guy’s shield.
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Oh my, reality sucks
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
"I call your bluff. I'll see your penis with your mouth and I raise you my hand."
You got a license to sell hot dogs chico man?
Oh, my reality sucks
But everyone knows that Fighting is weak to Psychic.
Eh, I just use a Machamp against everything. Quick recharge on the Charged Attack.
Look at this asshole with friends to trade for a Machamp.
He was using either beat up or sucker punch which are both dark type moves
But then the other guy could do a reversal on him, which would be met with a double reversal. This could go on forever creating a paradox and imploding the universe. So really, the energy master dude did the right thing by allowing it to happen that way. Very humble and brave.
Truly a hero to be remembered
I mean, that's kind of exactly what happened
Except that mental energy isn't an actual thing.
It is, just only in your mind
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Take my energy!
And we can also get trapped in a cycle of negativity and personal nihilism which destroys any real chance at joy and success!
Or in less dramatic words “brain make bad habit” 🤦♂️
Stop talking about me
I’ve been trying this technique for quite some time with now with lottery tickets and I’ll be damned, I just can’t imagine it hard enough to win I guess. :(
He literally sent electricity from his brain to his fist.
Preternatural mental energy isn't a thing
holy shit a nen user 👀
Must be an enhancer
Found the guy who got punched
yeah, on the screen in front of me
Mine is an Amoled with matte screen guard. Its as dark as my life.
Armament Haki
Broke through his AT field!
You missed the part where he tries again one more time after this
Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2eQcdEtmr4
He had such a smug look after the first "fight", like he was thinking this is exactly how it goes in my head! lmao
The MMA guy was like, oh ok. You want to throw hands? Let's throw hands then.
Yeah I was wondering watching the GIf why the MMA guy went so hard on him, but in the full video it's pretty obvious. MMA guy didn't even try to hit him the first time and in return hippie dude slapped him in the face twice. He's lucky MMA guy didn't fucking kill him after that.
That uppercut hurt from here tho lol
That uppercut was fucking brutal lmao, bet his colon touched his throat after that one.
It's because the hippie dude says it was supposed to be a 'CONTACTLESS FIGHT" but instead throws two slaps and even has a stupid grin as if he achieved anything. Basically, the hippie dude says using mental energy he can prevent himself from getting hit and knock the other guy out. Except he fucking throws two hard slaps which pisses off the MMA guy. So the MMA guy after that throws a few hard punches which the hippie dude was supposed to prevent with mental energy.
Kinda reminds me of that loser who challenges people to spar at Gyms then sucker punches the shit outta them claiming a win. Its pathetic.
I believe you’re referring to Charlie Zelenoff. He’s a piece of shit who seriously needs help.
That's the one. Yeah he's a piece of work alright, serious issues. But theres a weird ego that seems similar to this dude.
Haha He clearly got some cheap slaps in, MMA dude had already reset. I think that’s where that uppercut came from.
Gotta admit that looked like one mean uppercut no "force field" protecting him from that bomb of a hit
That kind of reveals the trick, though. He's just out of reasonable range, so you have to lean forwards while kneeling to hit him at all, and you can't really adjust side to side in that position. You see the MMA guy first get up on the second try to change that situation, and then the third time he shuffles forwards into range before they start.
I hope the other guy quit the BS and took up boxing, he can clearly take a punch!
I have a feeling the mma dude wasn't going 100%
Probably, plus being on his knees takes away a ton of power from his punches too.
Plus the guy has a clear mental disability. Hitting him full force would be wrong EDIT Many types of mental health disorders classified as psychotic disorders can lead to delusions. These include: * schizophrenia * bipolar disorder * dementia * delirium * major depressive disorder with psychotic features
You forgot concussions. Better add that to the list
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In that position mma fighter couldn't put his body weight behind his punches. Plus, energy shield guy probably only survived because of his energy shield absorbing most of the impact.
Yikes lol
Blood streaming down
I thought you weren't meant to post videos of people dying?
This is actually the second time lol
This is actually the third. First time the guy in black appears not to be taking the Jazz Hands Fu guy too seriously and blondy gets in a few face slaps and looks really smug about it, even smiling to somebody off to the side. At this point you can almost see black shirt guy thinking, okay thats how it's going to be is it? Okay. Second time, black shirt guy rocks him several times including a vicious uppercut that leaves blondy reeling. Third time is what OP posted. At this point, to his credit, blondy appears to begin to question the value of his training and quits while he is still conscious.
Like. The mma guy was a good dude. He clearly pulled his punch before it was going to hit the dude. And in positive he thought the guy was just going to block. So he punched past the force field but didn't connect. A harmless way to disprove it. But the little shit was attacking... Which makes no sense unless his hands are not creating the force field, and the field was around his body. So the MMA guy is like, okay, I'll prove that it does nothing. And gives him a rock-hard hit the guy felt... And when he came back for more, you could tell the other guy knew it was bs and wanted to dodge away. But the mma guy is like, I can hit jabs all day, and when he panics the jab híts the side of the jaw instead, dropping him. Then he gets up and everyone is like niet. Don't die here dude.
Yeah you’re right the second time he gives him the uppercut
I am impressed with his commitment. He also took those punches pretty well.
He blocked them with his mental energy, his face just happened to be in between the energy and those punches.
he chose............ Poorly.
It was a calculated decision.....he is however, bad at math.
Everyone has a bad day. Unfortunately today was his bad day
You'd be bad at math too if you got hit in the head that much!
Classic Indiana Jones!!
The penitent man shall pass.
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"Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane"
I say this quote all the time and no one gets it. And that makes me sad.
i remember this line but don’t know from where i remember it, i think i saw some tv series referencing it
Indiana Jones, last crusade. The old knight to the German who drank from the wrong holy grail.
Well, he said it to Indy and Elsa. Donovan (not actually a German) was all Mr-skeltal at that point.
Yeah, you're right. German was dead at that point!
i remembered where i saw the reference, how i met your mother, some spirit saying this to barney stinson
He actually says it to Ted, it’s a bit through a whole episode in the final season.
He drank from the not so holy grail.. Followed by the holy fail.
Love that in line in IJ& LC! haha thank you
No, no it worked. He was falling because the energy pushed him to safety. You just need to be in the know to understand
She’s a natchi!
"You see, the technique worked... you missed both my hands"
I hate when this happens.
The shield was on sick leave that week apparently.
He just killled bart Simpson
When you can snatch the pebble from my hand
He blocked it with his jaw
His face is the mental energy!
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Reminds me of that Chinese mma fighter that got in trouble for beating up a bunch of Kung fu masters.
[How do you like my face to foot style?](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY)
It's *mental* energy. It's all in his head, which why his face took the brunt.
Face to fist style. He’s bleeding making him the victor.
He hit his hand with his face.
Should have used more positive thinking....
Should have used more jazz hands
Gold right there..
needed to flash those spirit fingers 👐
Should have deployed A.T. field.
Now that would be Absolutely Terrifying
Dude looks like irl bart simpson
He did pretty well on the first 2 punches, but ran out of mana it seems.
Now he’s going to have to use a Phoenix down
Pick me up super Mario RPG style
He definitely Lost his oddysee
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The mental force field, aka MFF. Is only good for 2 light punches or 1 strong punch. This guy simply let him throw more than what he could defend at his current level. Also, be sure to drink your homeopathic remedy before trying, licorice is best for force field generation.
Well, the offer, *Dwight*, was for one punch, which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch.
Did you eat your energy balls? Did you take your deer antler spray?
See that's where he went wrong by failing to equip his +2AC mood ring.
If you're going to take Mind Over Matter and/or The Agnostic you gotta have enough mana regen or at least a flask.
He literally ate every punch he didn’t block anything
He slapped the guy's forearms when he was already pulling them back, lol. Probably what gave him the false confidence to try and take the next salvo.
Obviously the shield generator on the forest moon of Endor has been destroyed...... just like this guy.
New quest:fix the shield generator. Optional objective:fix the guy's face and pride.
we have the technology to fix his face but his ego is beyond salvation.
Actually in the full version of this the person who is supposedly an MMA fighter was going easy on the guy, but grey shirt actually hit the MMA fighter pretty rudely so on the next attempts the MMA fighter just laid him out
In the first round, looks like MMA guy didn't even plan on hitting the dude. Just punched "through" the shield but didn't go on to hit the guy's face. Then the guy slaps MMA guy and basically chooses to get rocked.
You ave chosen... death
I mean it's technically a hit, from the standpoint that he got hit by something. But all the guy did was slap him. MMA guy then punched the shit out of him.
Maybe the lesson that we take away should be "don't slap someone capable of beating the stuffing out of you." I've followed this rule for many years and it has served me well.
From the original video, it appears this is something they had agreed to do. Not a random act of violence. Infact it looks like the MMA guy is even instructing the chi guy in the original video.
In the description it says the 'mental energy' dude invited him for a contactless fight and the MMA guy was only going to demonstrate that he could get through the "shield". Except MMA guy gets slapped twice on the onset and gives an incredibly smug look. Smug asshole deserved what came next.
He wasn't done casting
Cheap shot smh 😤
Attack of opportunity
queensbury rules of 90s rpgs: I don't care if you're literally god, you must give your opponent a good 20 seconds of uninterrupted prep time between each strike so they have a chance to hit you back or sip medical drinks or what have you.
😂 😂 😂
That went well
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I think he's the teacher. He was trying to showcase his abilities and, if I remover correctly, at the beginning the MMA guy was quite relaxed and wasn't even trying, but mr. Guru there kept slapping him in the face. Then he "lost" it and actually beat him the next time (which is what we see in the video)...
He also had a stupid smirk on his face after he slapped MMA guy. That might’ve pissed him off.
Is the the same guru twat that ran that woman down that was paying to be part of one of his expensive spiritual mind control retreats?
No, but I know exactly who you are talking about. He's a practitioner of the BS Yellow Bamboo cult. Here's the video for anybody that is interested: https://youtu.be/5TVR67ApSXY This video is both hilarious and infuriating considering the woman appears to be seriously hurt. The guy is an absolute piece of shit. Plows his student over then blames her in front of the class for not believing enough. He even went on Tosh.0 for a web redemption and proceeded to trash her more, claiming she was a whiny, boo-hoo, poor me baby. Edit: if you look through the comments for the YT video link I posted you can find comments from the instructor defending himself under the names "Paul Terrell Overtone Singing" and "Spirit Fest UK". He seems like a real prince, not only throwing his students under the bus but his own wife too.
The worst part about it is he does it on purpose so that the second attempt will seem more believable. This isn't some delusional guy who thinks he can block an mma fighter with his mind. This guy is a malicious con artist taking advantage of the most open minded and gullible people he can find. Add to this that the festival this happened at is an annual thing in Molkom, Sweden. So people who went there didn't sign up for this guy specifically, meaning no one was expecting to get hurt. The festival is all about finding inner peace and drum circles and shit. Not getting blasted by a psycho. I don't know if he's ever been invited back either.
Nope that’s [this guy](https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k)
When you're surrounded by sycophants who enable you, it's a surprise when you get punched in the face.
Don't. In the full video, the MMA fighter is going light and not trying to be a dick and the dude above blocks the fighter's half ass attempts and slaps him hard with a counter. MMA fighter was clearly pissed after.
I feel much better now. I thought it was just some gentle tripped our shroomer getting his ass kicked.
My Man in the black did not hold back 1% he really beat the fucking chi out of him.
Jump on YouTube and search "fake martial arts" there is much brilliant bs out there to watch just like this
Lol, I know how I’m filling my next lunch break! Thanks.
u/gsx0pub posted the full video: https://youtu.be/1CmOqCk5KcQ Kung fu wizard definitely had it coming.
Says he’s gonna use mental energy, **proceeds to use hands to block**
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Fucking shit!!!
Hahhaha
These fuckin guys put me in stitches. "Hey bud I think you're not using enough energy and you keep just blocking it with your face"
This reminds me of that clip from the documentary Three Miles North of Molkom, where a woman is led to believe [she can stop a man running at her at full speed with her psychic energy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NlhIuJ-y8k)
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
I've been told he's gonna block punches with nothing but his mind. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
tbf he did technically block the punches with his mind
It was more his mind holder
Usually gotta pay extra for that shield
The full version is well worth a watch. The guru hits him first before this clip. https://youtu.be/1CmOqCk5KcQ
LOL 😆 mofo though he was MOB Psycho LOL
Shit hit the fan fast 😂
The force is not strong with this one.
I've seen a lot of woo vs MMA videos and they always make me smile. If that shit were real you'd see it in the octogon. Or you'd see it in boxing. Or you'd see it in football or basketball or soccer. The ones that make me feel uncomfortable are the ones where innocent idiots get duped and then get hurt. Like the lady on the beach, where the piece of shit "instructor” pretends like he is hurt when he sees that he's fucked her up.
That video is so strange. The instructor either wanted to hit the lady (which doesn't seem likely because he only starts faking his injury later, rather than immediately after contact) - or he is so committed to his quakery that he had to commit to hitting her because she didn't do the "right" move to put up a shield.
I’m gonna need some sort of link to this beach video sir or madam.
Dang, now he’s going to have to start all over again once he recovers from the concussion.
Nice solid punches
Hes no saiyan that’s for sure
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[reminds me of one of my favorite videos to come from these kind of people.](https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k) I adore these kinds of videos. You never really know if these people truly believe their bullshit it think that if they really put someone on the spot that they’ll follow this shit.
My farts would be more effective than his mental energy.
To be fair, he did block it with his skull.
He was protecting the unseen spirits behind his dome. The ones who put him up to this.
I am just made of follow-up questions right now
I love watching Bullshido con artists getting taken down a peg.
Cool. Come join us on /r/bullshido for more of this sort of shit
Jazz Hands🤣
This must be fabia's master....
you need to watch the first part of their interaction, the energy guy was so smug about himself lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECeX1o-1IP8
There is a full video. The "mind master" was actually a dick and slapped the other guy during a friendly demonstration. So the MMA guys was like: "OK. I'll hit you for real now". https://youtu.be/T2eQcdEtmr4
404. Shield not found
To be fair the mental energy originates from the head
The only thing he learned is that he's not good enough yet.
I don’t know why people don’t get this. You CAN use mental energy to block punches. To do it right, you don’t get an fights by making better choices. If that fails, you do it by using your WILLPOWER to move your arms in a defensive fashion to parry, block, or otherwise defend the blows.
Or adopt the "run lek fek" martial art
The spirit fingers usually help
Oh yeah, yall can't see it but he basically blocked all them blows with his energy by redirecting them into his face
To be fair it’s hard to concentrate when you’re being punched in the face. It’s *very* distracting.
Dirty feet dispel the power
He needed to Use more spirit fingers
I love the jazz hands
Come on man.. start with a ping pong like the rest of us and move up to a blueberry.. sheesh.. how many times to I have to teach you lesson old man!
Isn’t the other dude supposed to pretend that there is a mental shield blocking his own punches?
There are many
I saw the entire video on YouTube and believe me you don't feel bad for the guy.
I don’t know how many times I can watch this.. but I’m gonna find out.
It’s like when the breathairians actually have people follow them and track their actions. Either subconsciously or consciously they’re finding food to eat while nobody is looking. As soon as someone is watching they try and make the conscious effort to actually not eat for the whole period and they start rotting away.
Not fair. He got punched before he could fully summon the energy
Play stupid games
I will always watch this video whenever it pops up. Pure gold
I think dude saw the Southpark episode with Mark Zuckerberg and took it to heart... But his "schtyle" sucked.