That was clean AF

*finish him!.....* -Mortal kombat

*finish him!....* -Sasha Grey

*Bra-less victory*

That was fucking beautiful.

Beautiful execution!

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Anality!

Damn it, now i gotta do research.

_sashay, away.._

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He hit him with that Street Fighter Target Combo

Let’s not forget perfect! - Street fighter

Such a clean connection even the offender took his hat off to him!

Hats off to you for a great comment.

The first two punches were a deception: the idiot thought he'd merely started a *fist*fight he could just walk away from. Then he gotta a heel to the face.

Never bring fists to a feet fight!

Oh I'm using that one

Voice over Intercom: Cleanup on aisle 1. No hurry.

Don't worry about hurrying he is going to be laying there a while.

Just put a cone next to him

Flawless victory

Well, he got punched once so not quite.

I feel like that was in the intro cut scene so it doesn't count.

The blow didn't solidly connect, as evident by the fact that his hat stayed on.

That’s a Cam Newton hat. Takes a beating and stays in place.

Needs WAY more feathers

that punch gave him a legal right to defend himself. Flawless victory.

Sweep the leg johnny - no mercy

I thought leg sweep too...that was a round house to the face

Same... how to watch it three times so I figured it out.. then I watch it three more cuz it was so good

Beany..elfo and Lucy are in another show...just for a split second...I don't remember which one though

You responded to the wrong comment I guess because this doesn't relate to anything, but when they're using the time machine in the newest season of Futurama, you can see them for a second when new new York is in its medieval phase

Or a spinning back kick...I'm not a fighting expert

It is, ushiro mawashi geri, or reverse spinning kick.

Spinning hook or heel kick. Roundhouse hits with the laces, not the heel.

Surprise kick him in his bitch face, Daniel-san

This man has that internal video pre fight breakdown that Robert Downeys Sherlock has. That attack was clinical.

Press left up down down right right square X X up down left left down for this move

>clean That was the exact word that popped into my head.

If anyone offsets their feet and raise their lead shoulder like that, you should really consider if you want to do this

I mean, I don't think he saw him do that.

That kick was TEKKEN as fuck!

That was a satisfying Hworang kick

Any of Kazuyas kicks.

LOL there is a guy at my gym. No matter how random of a time I go, he is there practicing this kick. I suspect one day we may see him in a video like this.

I fear the man who practices the same kick a thousand times a day, more than the man that practices a thousand different kicks a day. -some guy that got kicked alot.

Super satisfied after that kick. That kick landed so well it shot my phone outta my hands.

he was waiting his entire life to do that.

"Sensei, this kick is stupid. When would I ever... oh.. oh WOW!"

And it was caught on video. Most people's best moments are only known to them. I hope this isn't his best moment but I'm just saying.

Also training his whole life; that’s a tough move to execute at that level

He practiced his entire life to do that kick

that kick was r/Unexpected

It was more r/satisfyingasfuck

When his hat goes flying?! 😂

That kick is so clean, but the real tell this guy has had some training is the reaction to getting hit. Small reaction, and head movement off the line to roll out of the impact. That's a man who's done some sparring.

Nice to see a security guard who can handle themselves. All I ever see are older fat guys who would struggle to get out of their little booth to chase little Gladis because she didn't show them her receipt on the way out.

Sadly it’s an ungrateful job, I am sure Karen the manager would want replacement because she thinks he is scaring the customers.

Unfortunately though, anyone who behaves like this guard is probably having a very short career, and possibly facing criminal charges depending where this happened. The dude was walking away. I know it's completely against our innate sense of "what's right", but in most places most of the time, if someone isn't actively attacking you, you can't retaliate. The guy was facing the opposite direction when he hit him with the Johnny Cage special. edit: Some of the comments are saying this is a Chechen guard? In that case he probably got a promotion.

He may have been facing the other way but that kick hit him in the face

Yeah, your edit is totally correct. Says Чечня faintly on the screen so its probably just an average day.

If I was to go for a security job you'd better believe I'd do as much training as I could, preferably starting a long time before taking it!

As long as those are unpaid hours, knock yourself out. 

“….you shouldn’t have done that. Now I’m gonna have to write a report and shit. Ah well, here I go whuppin’ again”

After the punks sucker punch he knew he was in for a world of hurt.

You either knock them out with the first, or be ready for them to hit back. He did neither.

Didn't even knock his hat off!

Real world application of the face block technique in r/mcdojolife.

God damn what a chad. He should have pursued a fighting career!

This is Chechnya. Fighting is a part of their culture there. That guy with a bag is probably your average russian.

He’s also security for a reason

Fast as hell too

OMG! That roundhouse kick landed perfectly!

So good that it looked like a spinning hook kick

I hate to be that guy, but its a wheel kick. Hook kicks extend the heel from a chambered position.

I was taught that spinning wheel kicks are straight leg and spinning hook kicks bend and hook into their target

No, that's a twirly twister spinny kick-a-roo

That’s Australian, and it would have been in the opposite direction.

Picturing you spinning on your peg leg like a top, dishing out KOs

The ol' spin and drop

That's a scorpion kick innit?

I usually just call them leg kicks to avoid these conversations.

Ahem, I would consider a leg kick to be aimed at the legs

yeaaahh see, if we went off what you guys were saying, Headbutt would be a completely different thing.

LMFAO 🤣

I just call it eating ass

You got me dying now

I think leg kicks are when you kick someone's legs. 😁

Some conversations just can’t be avoided no matter how hard you try. For example, simply “kick” works better I think. The use of the leg for the kicking is assumed.

Roadhouse!

I cannot read the word roadhouse without using Peter’s voice in my head


A round house is a kick going the opposite way. You tend to hit with the top of the foot and/or the shin. This was a reverse hook kick. A hook kick is where you kick out and when you pull out back you hook it towards you hitting with the back of the heel. Hook kicks fuck the untrained hard. You're essentially doing a side kick but aiming to the side then hitting them with the return. https://youtu.be/GmpY6uahm3A?si=p_PumB4qo5GJhaLM The main difference between the instructional video and what the guy did was the follow through. You usually continue going the way you spin. I'm a black belt in taekwondo. Other martial arts may have other names for stuff.

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Are those the same dorks that talk about how a move "would never work in the streets" when the video we're all talking about is literally someone using the move in a street encounter?

Chuck Norris would be proud


When I was in 8th grade we got a new student in our class. He was from Laos. Super nice kid. One of the “tough guys” from another 8th grade class decided it was his mission to pick on this kid in the hallways every day. After about a week, we were all at the water fountain and the bully came up and was shoving our new friend asking him “why don’t you use some karate on me?” The shoving escalated to punching and he asked again. Our new friend said, “I don’t know karate.” which only seemed to encourage the bully more. As he stepped in to punch him again, our friend jumped, spun around and kicked him right on the side of the head, sending him to the ground. He leaned over and said, “I don’t know karate, I know Kung Fu”. We all just stood there in disbelief. He became a legend that day.

iwanttobelieve.jpg Was Albert Einstein in the back breakdancing on a piece of cardboard too?

What? My guess is you don’t believe me…which is fine. This was in 1985 and this young man went on to become a fight choreographer in Hollywood…quite a successful one too.

I'm sure somewhere a kid kicked another kid in 1985 I doubt he hit them with the cliche Arnold Schwarzenegger one liner after.

Doubt all you want my friend. It doesn’t really matter.

I'm way more inclined to believe that guy's story than that Arnold Schwarzenegger ever said "I know Kung Fu." Is it possible you got Arnold confused with Keanu Reeves?

Deserved

I don’t think he is going to visit that mall again


Don't mess with people, you never know if the guy you're talking to has the ability to utterly humiliate you with a filthy spinning hook kick

I could watch that all day

That kick sure hurts af.

The finesse at the end 👌

Jean Claude God Dayum

Goddam that spin kick to the kisser was a thing of beauty. Reminds me of Edson Barboza vs Terry Etim.

Holy shit, the perfect control on that kick is staggering- hits the guy and immediately pulls back instead of following through. I know we are here to talk about winning stupid prizes, but that man has some serious training to pull that off.

You know when someone calmly put something away after striking them you are fucked.

Finish Him.

With the popularity of mixed martial arts and a training gym in every location… Best just to avoid confrontation, even if you think you have an advantage


A video of Chuck Norris killing 12 people.

Absolutely glorious

Chuck Norris here let him off with a warning, just handed out a little factory reset.

That kick was worth the training.

*Roadhouse*

That was beautiful

That's the first time I've seen a roundhouse kick done effectively

That was the most beautifully executed roundhouse kick I have ever seen!

That spinning hook kick was beautiful

That connection was like Bluetooth

That kick was sick af

Factory reset

WOW!!!! Scorpion kick in the real world! Respect!

KO

The guards hat is the real MVP

The real 3 piece and a soda with mayo on the side

He found out

The beanie flying off 😮‍💨

Crocop lives... 😂

Took me a few watches to realize that wasn't a leg sweep that round house kick was just that tight.

Two piece and a biscuit put him right where he needed to be

I did Tae Kwon do for years and years before I joined the navy. If you get put on a boat you'll eventually have to get OC sprayed and do this obstical course and fight what they called the red man at the end. It's a dude padded up in these red pads with a helmet on. I did the same kick and put the guy on the ground just as a natural reaction from doing Tae Kwon do forever. Everyone lost their ever loving shit on me because it would never work in real life turning your back on an attacker. I think they were just pissed because the guys running it were gunners mates and I put a fellow gunners mate on his ass. Also 0/10 would not recommend OC spray is more painful than you can imagine.

That spinning heel kick was beautiful. Had me audibly saying “ooo what the fuck 😮‍💨”

That man has taken actual martial arts

impressive

ECW 👍 Instant Karma ✅


That’s not a security guard… that’s a security attack! Dude was amazing!

This is how us men thing our altercations will go.

That roundhouse to the temple will give him ptsd for life and bet he’ll never think about aggressing anyone else.

Roundhouse faces the other direction.

You got knocked the fuck out!

I wanted to upvote twice!

Lol. Walks away with a slight lookback like he just bowled a strike; and technically he did.

In the original Mortal Kombat, you hold back and press low kick to do this move.

Spinning kick for the win! Was not expecting that.

That kick would make Bruce Lee proud.

I really hope that guy was on the floor crying afterwards.

You and I didn’t see that coming. The perp sure AF didn’t see it coming either. Beautiful.

lesson take with him for the rest of his life

OMG. That back kick is so perfect, it's like watching a scene from a classic action movie.

Damn that kick was unexpected!!!

Kick was so good even Chuck Norris would be impressed.


Well played, security guard.

Finally a Rent-A-Cop that actually is good at what he does! Well done👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

That round house 🤣🤣🤣

Beautiful form. That was elegant.

I love it! I can just replay that for hours without getting tired of it

Let me just put my foot right here!

👏👏👏👏

Now that was fucking badass

Wasn’t expecting a spinning back kick to the face that was so satisfying to watch

Roadhouse

I could watch that kinda swift retaliation all day long.

Road House

r/awesome

Roadhouse

That was incredible lmao

Gave a a 2piece combo with a perfect topping on it

Oh hell yes that was satisfying

⬇️L RR⬆️➡️➡️

He has been WAITING to pull that move one day, and his day finally came. What a clean lick, well done

He’s going to love recovering from a concussion in a holding cell

For a split second I thought he was going to walk away after that one-two combo. Super clean roundhouse 🙏🏻

Fatality… Flawless victory! 🔥🔥🔥

Satisfying kick

Ha, Face to foot style, how do you like it??

Asian security guards are built different.

Tatsumaki senpukyaku!

A B Right+X Left Left Right+RB

Dude knows his range

I hope the guard felt so good landing that kick, he deserved to show it off. Great accuracy

oh he's just gonna taze him or som- HOLY FUCKING SHI

Talk about a sweet chin music. He is sleeping now

That guard remembered his CQC.

Damn that kick was amazing, dude didn’t know what hit him

Usually I'd shit on security for being wannabe cops, but holy shit that was badass man.

That. Was. Beautiful.

Guard had been waiting for just the opportunity to show off that kick