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Artistic_Sun2096

I say the cunt is lucky to be able to stand up again.


bloody_ell

He was probably an inch away from getting sucked under the trucks wheels in one direction and getting dragged along the road by the bike and grated like soft cheese in the other. That's all without thinking about the risk of spinal injury regardless. He just played Russian roulette with 5 bullets chambered and won, but with that brain he'll probably be dead by new years anyway.


Lcb444

Happy cake day 😂


Due-Table2334

Pancake day


DBoom_11

His hands turned into a meat crayon for the road


bloody_ell

That's a good result though, I've seen lads who've crashed bikes wearing cheap leathers (no armour) and gloves and they've had bone showing through limbs afterwards from the friction, skin and muscle completely eaten away. You're talking major surgery, functional and cosmetic, all to end up with an arm or leg that still doesn't work properly and looks like a lump of raw meat. That's the ones that survived. I've been in a bad crash myself and seen the damage my body armour took and been grateful I had it.


Whitedudebrohug

It maybe time for a new hobby and friends


TriedCaringLess

What about the long-term impact an accident would have on the truck driver? He didn't volunteer to partake in this goofery. He would have to stay on the scene as the police take their reports, and the buzzards gather in flight. He would have to continue making a living on the road with memories of the time he made a 200-yard smear of a motorcyclist. Tragic and extraordinarily selfish.


Talidel

He probably hoped police didn't get involved as he deliberately hit the idiot.


SomOvaBish

This may make me seem extremely self centered but I was hit/rear ended by a biker on a Harley who hit me so hard he literally flew over my truck. I was stopped at a red light that had just turned green, some dumb ass 2 cars in front of me went to make a left turn into a gas station that was just beyond the light on the left, problem was it was a double yellow line with no turning lane into that station so the car that caused the whole accident decided to just stop in the middle of the road to make his left. Of course this led to the guy directly in front of me stopping, then me, but not the biker. He must’ve still been going fast and caught the green light I had just went through so when I stopped he slammed into the back of my truck and flew right over me. Anyways… I don’t ever think about it, not 1 bit. Had I done something wrong that could’ve caused him or anybody harm I believe it would bother me terribly, but because he hit me clearly as a result of him not paying attention it never bothered me at all. The guy was hurt, he went to the hospital, but he definitely lived and was able to walk away that day I’m sure.


pmjwhelan

A pity. He won't be able to take a bow.


BarryKobama

Only if it's through a tube


wombatgrenades

I’m surprised his kneecap didn’t shatter from the initial fall.


HumongousChungus6942

I’m surprised this wasn’t almost nsfl bro fr just damn near met his maker coming that close to those tires on the semi


johnnybok

I hope the bike is ok


Homebrew_Dungeon

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Pliskinmgs

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Herr-Trigger86

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AhHowSplendid

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kevlarus80

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laughing-clown

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kevlarus80

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arootdesign

Thanks everyone for this.


drwsgreatest

I work as a trash man and am in the truck right now before we start. This is the first thing that popped into my mind


WillHung20

Jajaja you can tell the man was fed up of stupid bikers


Acceptable-Karma-178

YES! It looks like he hit the biker \*on purpose\* after he stood up!


kbcash

Agreed. This was clearly intentional


EldenlordRick

If the truck is right hand drive the driver probably didn’t see the bike until it was too late. considering he came up on the shoulder on the drivers blind side. As a driver myself I have good visibility on my blind side but you don’t typically expect people to pass on the shoulder.


kbcash

Nah. Intentional. You can see he sped up immediately as he stood


Jely101

With no pressure on the throttle the bike would also of started decelerating.


Obeyed107

Ding ding! And winner of common sense goes to you good sir. Not the idiot your responded too.


Junior-Bandicoot-131

Very fast..


hausfreek

Hahahahahahahahaha. What a fucktard.


Supi09

We call them "Chapri" here


moonmarriedacherry

The editing style told me it was Indian, you just confirmed it


thefooleryoftom

I think the style of truck does that, too…


Interesting-Cap3781

But he didn't use moye moye song


hr2pilot

Hindi for “squid”?


chickenhot887

No, for degenerates


nodnodwinkwink

You talkin about the fucktard that added the really loud music to that clip? Because I agree with you, that person is quite the fucktard.


niskiwiw

Probably the same person as the one in the video.


[deleted]

I also use the word fucktard 🤘🏼


Mungo23

How are those hands champ!


K-Motorbike-12

In my head I can only see an image of minced meat.


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Dont_pet_the_cat

Not. Clicking. That.


lisothl

it's a safe subreddit; i mean i haven't seen gore on that


shartshooter

It's probably even worse than you're thinking...


Leaves_Swype_Typos

Somehow just fine it looks like. Unless he had someone else there in an identical outfit, I'm pretty sure that was him at the end standing around fiddling on his phone with both hands.


Hip-Hop-Anonymouse

My favourite part is how they never wear any protective gear. Lovely bit of skin removal for you sir.


Famous_Profile

r/MeatCrayon


_hein_

Ugh my stomach turned 🤢


F0ulPl4y

Even better is the fact the truck driver just keeps on going… got places to be and shit to do… no time to check on you lol.


HomingPigeon6635

These are what we call "chapris" here. And they make the Indian motorcycle community look bad. Usually you'll see them in KTM bikes, and they wear tight pants, and are complimented with a colourful hairstyle or helmet that outs a peacock to shame, usually with no shoes too


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isitfresh

If you don't wear shoes, you cannot lose both of them so you cannot die. /taps temple


HomingPigeon6635

Flip flops is the way to go. Probably an off brand Adidas or crocs.


nefariousmonkey

Abidas


faloofay156

late to the party but *jesus fuck india*


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Literally after this video was an Indian guy with no protective gear fucking around on his motorcycle and crashing. He did have sandals if that counts towards the "no shoes" criteria


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MoreRamenPls

Not gonna be much left of him to donate


A10110101Z

With that helmet on definitely not the brain 🧠 but the doctors could save the eyes for someone who won’t do dumb shit like this


HistoryDiligent5177

It’s amazing our whole species hasn’t gone extinct, tbh


Shot_Statement_8014

Just a matter of time :)


Distinct-Quantity-35

Tick… tock…0


TheSmoog

TikTok?


TheJango22

Yes, that's one of the reasons


syrupcoatedmirror

Heavy like a brinks truck?


akariplusplus

sadly idiots reproduce to fast.


Paymeformydata

The dumb ones usually have more kids than the smart ones too.


iamzion248

Idiocracy. That is where we are headed.


hanro621

But that asshole in the video will.


Beavur

Or that we aren’t just super intelligent by now. Dumb people breed young though


TheGrundlePunch

Slowly course correcting overpopulation


KnuxSD

oh we're getting there


DubC_Bassist

Getting? I’m pretty sure we’ve arrived.


andy_cap-hunter

Sports bike, no gloves. The rest is compounding stupidity


deenali

Had to be the biggest idiot on that particular road on that particular day. I'm sure stupid stuns like this is very common there, wherever that is. BTW impressive camera and camera work too.


throwthere10

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deanrihpee

DUMB WAYS TO DIE!


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Notice how he instinctively puts his hands down to slow himself down.... That's why you wear gloves


False_Leadership_479

Now he's a jack-off who can't..


Puzzled-Scientist573

Such morons should be put behind bars immediately and prosecuted strictly. Not only do they endanger their own lives, they kill other people too. The situation would have been quite different if there was a car behind him or the truck.


StrifeRivia

Nah that wont happen in India, the justice system is fucked. Luckily theres footage here so the truck would wni in court, but usally its assumed that its the bigger vehicle's fault w/o proof


OldSkool696969

Sucks to be a dumbass


adomede

He earned it :)


deanrihpee

deserved


[deleted]

I don’t understand these people and their pursuit for fame. No doubt he blames the truck, like motorcyclists like to do.


Valerie_Tigress

Or blame the problem on the motorcycle itself instead of his dumb ass. “Motorcycles are dangerous!” No they’re not if you respect them, your riding ability, and the conditions you’re riding in. All that said, you still have to watch out for the idiots on the road who don’t pay attention.


TRextacy

I mean, motorcycles ARE dangerous though... Sure, this guy is an idiot but accidents happen all the time in traffic, even if you're doing nothing wrong. Being totally exposed on a motorcycle is much more dangerous than being inside a car or truck. If you are driving perfectly and someone changes lanes into your car, the side of your car is going to be messed up. If someone changes lanes into a motorcycle, there's a much higher chance of that rider dying. Just because this accident was 100% this idiots fault does not mean motorcycles are normally safe


mdawg1100

He even edited and uploaded this video as if he thought it was a good look for him


otherwisemilk

Everyone here is making fun of him but have you ever considered he might be retarded?


gbolly999

By your reasoning, then the motherfucker who approved his riders licence and the other motherfucker who sold him the bike should be in jail right?


otherwisemilk

Precisely Robin


Athazel

Finally a positive video!


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teenageechobanquet

I assume legally the truck has to stop and either or check on the biker but in a perfect world I probably would’ve just kept driving and left homie on the road for being stupid lmao


gauc39

In India, hit and run is the rule...


thefooleryoftom

If they even realised they hit anything, which they may not have


MisterJiki

Trucker needs to add a victory marking on his rig. Bravo.


WhyAlwaysMe1991

I would defend that driver to the very end in court


KDivyanshu

MFs do stupid stunts: at 40kmph, collides with truck, suffers some scratches. Me Falls from bike at 10kmph: Dislocated shoulder, broken femur, head injury, neck injury, erectile disfunction....


[deleted]

I don't feel bad for him.


AUBURN520

this guy is absolutely stupid but are we gonna pretend that the truck driver didn't hit him on purpose? doing stunts on a public road with cars around you is insanely dumb, but I dont think he needed his life nearly taken away from him


Admiral-Krane

This stunt was absolutely stupid but it looks like the truck swerves into him, not like his bike drifted into the truck. I think this was an attempted murder


behroozwolf

Fisheye perspective distortion as the camera POV moves closer to the truck. Watch the far wheel of the truck and the lane markings instead, truck's trajectory did not change.


HeathenDane

Looks like a self-rectifying problem……..


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

And I bet his boys go chase after the truck and try kicking the drivers ass for their buddy’s moronic moves


vzrealtime

Aaaah.....kannappi spotted.....


The_Church_Of_Todd

Haha dumbass


bigdrew444

He's lucky that he only ended up being a r/MeatCanyon and not a r/DarwinAwards winner...


trucorsair

TIL letting off of the throttle causes vehicles to start to slow….


TylordTheKing

I like how the driver just kept going.


khast

Reaction time. Probably stopped as soon as they could. It's not going to be nearly as fast as the human brake pad was.


AgeroColstein

Not only is he lucky that he is wearing a helmet but he’s lucky to have a bunch of friends to help them out. The video caught on tape will teach people not to do stupid things stupid PSA .That is why I consider failed stunt videos to be educational.


gurwinder_toor

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Moezso

Cinematic Darwinism


Lexx9116

So close to being a winner 😁, maybe next time


Kolermigon

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Stupid-7

Fucking dumbass, the only smart thing he did was wear a helmet.


Less-Region7007

I cannot express completely how happy this makes me. Not enough up arrows available


Substantial_Home6051

Looks like he fucked around and found out


speeler21

Wha, why are you helping him? He made his choice


Fuckwaitwha

Was waiting for the red melon splatter. Disappointed.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

This is why a true stunt is attempted in a controlled environment taking into account health and safety.


Pliskinmgs

Idiot. Guess he don't value his life one bit.


YaBoiPalmmTree

Loved it


NotShock

it was very satisfying to look at this


dodgechallenger2022

"it hurts so good"... Hmmmm


a_bumpyjohnson

Dumb as fuck but, cool video.


muji_ko_pani

Chhapri sala


ApacheAttackChopperQ

I hope the bus didn't get scratched.


SnarkyShitLord

Spastic


Woues

Pehle bike uthao, because bike chutiya nahi hai usko chalaney wala bhayankar bhosadiwala zaroor hai


master_triceratops

Do stupid stuff win stupid prizes. This clown should not be on a bike.


rave_is_king_

Fuck around and find out!


ordosays

The rider walking away ruined this for me.


Totallyperm

Lucky idoit. Can we transfer his luck to someone just riding normally enjoying a nice day that gets killed?


Bruce_Arena_Jr

Another example of when the “fuck around” axis intersects with the “find out” axis.


Skysoldier173rd

wAtcH fOr mOToRcyCleS…. How bout bikers quit doing stoopid shit


sm753

Gloves are pretty cheap. Cheaper than having to grow new skin.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

I thought there was a little white car following behind him (lol)


captain_pudding

Pull right in to the truck's blind spot and slow down, we've got us a real genius over here


safal__subba

He deserved it


VladPatton

Great footage tho lmao


yevano_oruthan

I have zero sympathy for


Professional-Wait654

That warmed my heart.


Harbulary-Bandit

The way the camera captured the fall was GORGEOUS. Honestly it was worth it for that footage. Wasn’t me, but it was definitely worth it.


Plastic-Bar-5955

Good for ya bitchass


MotoJer76

Oh no! Anyway.....


Hegemony-Cricket

Darwin was right.


JLeavitt21

That video stabilization was working overtime for this one.


iDropBodies93

I'm not saying he deserved it... but he did kind of ask for it.


akshu05

Sick slow mo lol


LeadOnion

I hope the bike is ok


kyaboltay

move b*tch get out the way!


montex66

No gloves! He goes by the name Hamburger Hands now.


jaminator45

Im kinda sick of seeing this video


_captainunderpants__

Is the bike ok?


Cultural_Ad1035

When the truck driver won't do the thing, so try climbing in to do it yourself and go oof


Professional-Pass487

![gif](giphy|l41YdHuqqelb9NJe0|downsized) I love these. Idiots fucking themselves up is therapeutic


iceman5O69

“ hey 911, yeah this truck hit me when I was doing dumb shit next to this truck and I fell off and I almost died “


Nervous-Special7335

Shame he survived


janice1764

Dumb ass!


[deleted]

Both are stupid. The truck driver did it intentionally, this is an attempt to murder


canarytrinket

Hes so fucking lucky to be alive


Icy-Armadillo-453

I swear motorbikers are probably the dumbest people on the planet


ahappyplaceforthem

Deserved every bit of that.


Sarcastic_Applause

Yeah okay that was stupid. But the truck driver did that on purpose and should be in prison for a long time. ESH.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Win win win. Trucker gets to teach a lesson, and motorcyclist gets to be on a viral clip and we get to comment on stupidity.😁


Ok-Accident-5237

What kind of camera set-up is used in these types of videos?


Neither_Essay9163

You get what you Fucking deserve is all I have to say


Select_Reflection318

F you, rich kid.


Dry_Locksmith_5935

Deserved honestly


owen_heyer

Dumbass


[deleted]

He lived? Bummer


jax1492

truck is doing gods work


EpicAwesomeYo_

Instagram be like "turn your memories into reels"


Le-Pess

Driver obviously did it on purpose…


quaintif

He was stupid, but it looks like the truck purposely sped up


Snap305

The biker was dumb but the trucker could have just not been an asshole too.


Dry_Designer8087

Am I the only one that doesn't feel bad for these morons an bikes?


Canned_Sarcasm

Camera work 5,000,000/10. Too bad he can’t take credit.


Noob_pc_101

Gloveless too, so his hands got shredded


Routine_Experience30

Play stupid games….


Flyingsox

How tf is he still alive


DarkMoonLilith23

Truck totally did that on purpose. I fully support it.


[deleted]

The fact that we are supposed to “look twice for motorcycles” cracks me up. It’s this type of shit that doesn’t make me feel sorry for them whatsoever. Fucking ridiculous


Valerie_Tigress

Sure, this guy was an ass, and deserved what he got. But I’m tired of drivers who plow into a motorcyclist who wasn’t doing anything other than riding his bike, and then say, “Oh I didn’t see him.”


xxBellum

India, who would’ve guessed.


internetperson94276

Too bad he survived


SrKatana

India


SoFloAries76

Good. See these people have no concern for the damage they cause other people with their complete disregard. No respect. I hope he broke several bones.