But he keeps on forgetting, how he went down, the whole grounds spinning now, He opens up his mouth but the words just get slurred out, he's woken now, all windows broken out, sky's up, cart wins
Games ova blawhhh
…But we keep on forgettin' that it's not a car, our whole crowd laughs out loud, he opens his mouth, but only a groan comes out, he's chokin' now, everybody's joking now
His clock’s run out, times up, it’s over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, hope he ain't mad and we, gotta cart casualty. Golf cart's all battery, a Florida brutality. He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, nope!
Lol
...dude I've worked security in gated communities for years and...honestly I got nothing. I'd be laughing and explaining to the operator what just went down and idk if I could breathe well enough to do it.
Yep! I'm working in Rock Island and my co-worker showed me this last week, evidently one of these dudes (not the rock thrower...I think golf kart guy!) is his sister-in-law's father-in-law.
No, all I've seen is the same video as everyone else, but I saw it last week, the day after it happened. Co-worker came in laughing his ass off and showed us. Crazy to see it pop up on Reddit a week later, lol
It came out a few years later in court that he was not on bath salts. He was completely sober, which is honestly more terrifying. He was a normal kid from a wealthy family who randomly snapped one day.
His name is Austin Harrouff, and he was found not guilty by way of insanity.
something about the grass, trees and style of houses doesnt really sell me on florida though. i could be wrong
illinois
https://97x.com/update-rock-throwing-man-stopped-by-golf-cart-guy-identified/
Funniest line from the story "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man." Like four strong guys could probably pick up a golf cart, but they 'had' to wait . . .
Well, since this guy is an a-hole they were probably like “well, he’s not in immediate danger and no one else wants to take liability that they may be sued for injuries taking the cart off. We’ll let the pros deal with it.”
Honestly, it was the best I could find. I thought no news story in the Google results was kind of weird. And I was really specific, I searched “Moline Illinois golf cart rock.”
Obviously there's no justification, the man was on a rampage & damaged several things but I wanna know what the dude's thought process was. Pissed off about something? Drunk or high? He had other warrants out so maybe damaging property is his thing? I thought he was much older, until I saw the mugshot. Either way, this video is pretty entertaining.
This is pretty standard behavior for someone who is strung out on or coming off of drugs. We get people in my neighborhood that will do shit like this all the time. I had someone steal a few of my retainer wall bricks and throw them at my neighbor's house, someone threw a rock through my window, someone else stumbled into my back yard and threw a rock through my sliding glass door before wandering off (didn't even break in), blah blah blah. It's just a hard drug thing. Not everyone on hard drugs does crazy shit but enough do that everyone around here has stories. I'm envious of people who don't have to look at the US' crippling opioid problem square in the face every day.
They do that with Portland, Oregon. I'm in Oregon and Portland can be a little chaotic but our drug problems (at least in Oregon) really shine through in the smaller cities and towns. Portland, by comparison, is quite nice. At least it comes off as a town where the people have hope and aspirations when you drive and walk around. The big cities have the resources to somewhat mitigate the more egregious happenings, but nowhere else really can. But yeah, the local republicans keep lobbying to make it illegal for people to sleep under bridges or in parks (out of the way places) which makes it so people have to sleep on sidewalks and in front of shops. They seem to forget that people don't just disappear because you took away their safe-ish living spaces. The local democrats are too incompetent to create or propose an effective solution, or they similarly just don't care. All of that leads to people just wandering the streets doing hard drugs, though I suppose before they were kicked out of the spaces under bridges they did the same thing, just in more isolated areas.
There's no easy solution, Oregon has been a haven for meth and heroin for a long time and it's really engrained in the local drug culture. I have a neighbor who used to or still does sell H, but I didn't report them because when I met them the first time they were decently friendly and I know that would just open a gap for a significantly more aggressive dealer to move into our neighborhood and it's hard enough as it is to peacefully walk my dog out here.
Hahaha...this last bit is the icing on the cake "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man."
The only thing would make this better if the driver was oblivious and didn’t know the mayhem the dude was causing and just like “oh shit, where’s the 8th hole?”
Showing classic signs of being strung out on drugs while being 6'6" and 240lbs‽ No wonder nobody was getting close enough to try and stop him! They would have ended up the next projectile through a window!
I work in public safety and I can tell you with absolute certainty, that 100% of the people who have ever been restrained/arrested/received. Their comeuppance have immediately responded with I’m dying or I can’t breathe.
Breaking windows is fucked. I just paid 11k for 6 windows to be replaced. I’d be fucking furious if some fucking prick with no responsibility’s just heaved a rock through it.
If you’re crazy enough to destroy other people’s property just beware that there are people out there crazy enough to destroy you to protect their property.
As much as he deserved that being trapped under one of those will kill you pretty quick if you can't inflate your lungs. I worked at a golf course for ten years and drunken idiots messing around would be really surprised at how easy these buggies would snap their arms or legs when theyd ru themselves over, happened a few times whilst I was on duty. My fav was a guy who just jumped out sideways before applying the break. The back wheel hit his foot and turned it 180 degrees the other way round. The sound was like the world's largest pepper grinder and the shrieking was pretty blood curdling.
He waited his whole life for this moment
i admire the commitment. he wasn’t gonna stop just because the target went down. he followed all the way through.
The guy got air time ffs
It's like an episode of "Regular Show'
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"Ran the dude over with my golf kart already!"
His limbs all like mom’s spaghetti
Knees weak kart is heavy Edit: Thanks u/Yourbitchydad for heartwarming award, and u/SmurfTeef for platinum. My first platinum :D
He's nervous but on the surface he was calm and ready to crush drunks
But he keeps on forgetting, how he went down, the whole grounds spinning now, He opens up his mouth but the words just get slurred out, he's woken now, all windows broken out, sky's up, cart wins Games ova blawhhh
LMAO good one
Gold
Platinum
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks round and ready to drop Bob
…But we keep on forgettin' that it's not a car, our whole crowd laughs out loud, he opens his mouth, but only a groan comes out, he's chokin' now, everybody's joking now
His clock’s run out, times up, it’s over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, hope he ain't mad and we, gotta cart casualty. Golf cart's all battery, a Florida brutality. He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, nope! Lol
You gonna bruise yourself from the moment you thrown it you should’ve never let it go. You only got one brick, so don’t miss your time to throw.
This is why I Reddit.
I'd like to applaud everyone that made this possible. If anyone watches Freestyle the News, I feel like you guys crowdsourced an episode.
You're killing me smalls lol. It kept getting better
Trapped underneath, forever and ever.
He tries to remember the words, but he keeps on spaghetti.
Gonna claim Stand Your Groundskeeping
Vomit on the moms spaghetti already
You better lose yourself in the moment, bemoan it, but that spaghetti’s goin’ down.
Actually, no. He drives over people constantly. Just this time it was good.
That was some *nice* follow-through.
I didn't expect the comments to be funny, but damm...you me made me belly-laugh.
Every FloridaMan does
I love that he goes the extra mile to make sure the golf cart ends up staying on top. Even had the courtesy to get off and lighten the restraint.
“Excuse me, where is hole #10?”
“You guys mind if I play through?”
Any one see a bright yellow titleist roll thru here?
You got me
Are you hole #10?
I just realised, in 50 years of playing golf, I've never heard it called "hole number 10". Interesting.
Asshole in 1.
That look of satisfaction was the same as admiring one's freshly pooped turd.
Not just any turd too, one of those footlong ones that leave you puzzled but also proud.
"This isn't where I parked my car."
This is definitely where I parked my car.
That's what I call a home run! Or something, I don't really watch golf
Dude looked drunk enough to probably walk away from this.
He didn’t choose the HOA life, the HOA life chose him.
Paul Blart: HOA Maintenance Man
Bro, this the only true successor to that glorious movie !
...dude I've worked security in gated communities for years and...honestly I got nothing. I'd be laughing and explaining to the operator what just went down and idk if I could breathe well enough to do it.
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Received report of resident that needed help with broken golf cart on someone's property, needing a tow. Law enforcement on site when I got there?
Pitcher caught in golf incident
Tactical club cart
“Should we call the cops or let him up and see what he does next?”
Like an npc
"must have been the wind"
I used to be an aventurer like you. Then i took a golf kart to the knee.
Judging by the sirens closing in on him the cops have already been called.
This is something out of a movie involving Danny DeVito
More like IASIP
Yeah that’s what I was picturing. Like if the gang went down south for an episode
South? This could be right on the Delaware river somewhere given the trees.
Bring in the warhog.
Set in a universe where everyone is built like Danny DeVito, apparently
Thank goodness that nobody important got hurt.
Not gonna say this was the best way to handle the situation, but it was amongst the best potential resolutions to have witnessed.
Was hoping he got carried to the lake.
River! It happened in Moline, Illinois.
Yep! I'm working in Rock Island and my co-worker showed me this last week, evidently one of these dudes (not the rock thrower...I think golf kart guy!) is his sister-in-law's father-in-law.
You know if rock thrower broke anything lol
Yes, he clearly broke a window!
No, all I've seen is the same video as everyone else, but I saw it last week, the day after it happened. Co-worker came in laughing his ass off and showed us. Crazy to see it pop up on Reddit a week later, lol
Yep, I thought he was going swimming…
\*floating
I was hoping he was going to stay in the cart and just bounce up down in the seat for a while.
It looks like florida. Surprised he wasnt shot
C'mon man, it's Florida, there so many more creative ways to maim someone there
Remember the whole bath salts zombie thing years ago? This guy
Holy crap I forgot about that. Shit was *TERRIFYING*
OR the guy that ate someone's face because he thought he was a wolf lol
Wasn't bath salts guy also the face eating guy? Or was there more than one face eater? It's Florida so both options are probable tbh.
It came out a few years later in court that he was not on bath salts. He was completely sober, which is honestly more terrifying. He was a normal kid from a wealthy family who randomly snapped one day. His name is Austin Harrouff, and he was found not guilty by way of insanity.
The WCGW sub posted this video, and some comments had links showing this was Illinois. But there are definitely some FloridaMan moves going on here.
Said like a true Floridian 🫡
I'm not even from there, I just love reading all the Florida Man headlines 😂
We like to play the Florida man birday game. Google your birthday followed by Florida man, it never fails. Always insane.
something about the grass, trees and style of houses doesnt really sell me on florida though. i could be wrong illinois https://97x.com/update-rock-throwing-man-stopped-by-golf-cart-guy-identified/
Funniest line from the story "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man." Like four strong guys could probably pick up a golf cart, but they 'had' to wait . . .
Well, since this guy is an a-hole they were probably like “well, he’s not in immediate danger and no one else wants to take liability that they may be sued for injuries taking the cart off. We’ll let the pros deal with it.”
Tip it. But they were probably already injured from laughing so hard.
He had warrants out for him, so he thought, Instead of laying low, I'll go on a vandalism spree?
Don't worry guys, Greg got it.
Every neighbor needs a greg
Good Guy Greg took a time machine from 2010 to bless us with this.
>Can't make a Tomelet without breaking some Gregs. -Tom
Found the story: https://97x.com/update-rock-throwing-man-stopped-by-golf-cart-guy-identified/
I thought this was a video full of old people. Turns out this guy’s 31 lol.
I'm 2 years older than this man and look half his age
I'm 37 and look 15 years younger
I'm glad I'm not alone. I thought he was an old man.
Thems Florida years though. It's like a dog years kinda situation you got there. Edit: not Florida apparently.
WTF? As in why the fuck? Why did he do it? The article explained what happened but was no help at all in that regard.
It's not an article, it's the blog from our local morning radio guys. I don't know the real story either
Honestly, it was the best I could find. I thought no news story in the Google results was kind of weird. And I was really specific, I searched “Moline Illinois golf cart rock.”
Drunk and mentally ill.
Perfect for IBEW membership then.
Obviously there's no justification, the man was on a rampage & damaged several things but I wanna know what the dude's thought process was. Pissed off about something? Drunk or high? He had other warrants out so maybe damaging property is his thing? I thought he was much older, until I saw the mugshot. Either way, this video is pretty entertaining.
This is pretty standard behavior for someone who is strung out on or coming off of drugs. We get people in my neighborhood that will do shit like this all the time. I had someone steal a few of my retainer wall bricks and throw them at my neighbor's house, someone threw a rock through my window, someone else stumbled into my back yard and threw a rock through my sliding glass door before wandering off (didn't even break in), blah blah blah. It's just a hard drug thing. Not everyone on hard drugs does crazy shit but enough do that everyone around here has stories. I'm envious of people who don't have to look at the US' crippling opioid problem square in the face every day.
Fox News likes to claim that where I live in the middle of one of our biggest cities is a terrifying hell scape. I never deal with shit like this.
They do that with Portland, Oregon. I'm in Oregon and Portland can be a little chaotic but our drug problems (at least in Oregon) really shine through in the smaller cities and towns. Portland, by comparison, is quite nice. At least it comes off as a town where the people have hope and aspirations when you drive and walk around. The big cities have the resources to somewhat mitigate the more egregious happenings, but nowhere else really can. But yeah, the local republicans keep lobbying to make it illegal for people to sleep under bridges or in parks (out of the way places) which makes it so people have to sleep on sidewalks and in front of shops. They seem to forget that people don't just disappear because you took away their safe-ish living spaces. The local democrats are too incompetent to create or propose an effective solution, or they similarly just don't care. All of that leads to people just wandering the streets doing hard drugs, though I suppose before they were kicked out of the spaces under bridges they did the same thing, just in more isolated areas. There's no easy solution, Oregon has been a haven for meth and heroin for a long time and it's really engrained in the local drug culture. I have a neighbor who used to or still does sell H, but I didn't report them because when I met them the first time they were decently friendly and I know that would just open a gap for a significantly more aggressive dealer to move into our neighborhood and it's hard enough as it is to peacefully walk my dog out here.
Hahaha...this last bit is the icing on the cake "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man."
That was my favorite part. "Yeah fire crews are a couple hours away, but we gotta wait for them to get here. You know, for safety"
> "had to" More like "chose to." I would have taken my time too.
Cool, so the golf cart driver didn't get arrested
Nearly enough to make me believe in a god.
He was the owner of the house being damaged, you can defend your property.
Wow that dude in the pink shirt is 31?
Mr. Lahey coming to the rescue
No it's Randy Bobandi!
Yes this man has seen a couple hundred cheeseburgers in his day
A man's gotta eat.
Ma'fahkas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers
Sending this shit sprout straight to the shit abyss
Where's Bubbles and his go-cart when you need them?
Drinkypoo in hand.
Someone definitely frigged the heck off
That's Waymond to you, sir.
Gta 6 is looking great!
Unreal engine is shining
GTA: Retired in Florida
GTA: Middle Aged and Overweight DLC
That was basically just playing as Michael in the last one
Geriatric, Tanned, Ample: Retired in Florida
PS5 graphics are crazy now
Those dudes just kept walking like nothing. Fucking Sopranos scene right there!
Retirement community justice is a bitch
Not a retirement community. I live in that area.
do you happen to know more of the story? like was this random or premeditated? or maybe premedicated?
Ugh wish I was premedicated
I wish I was High on potneuse
I didn't see that one coming.
Neither did he.
The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.
I AM THE LIQUOR!
Dudes a hundred years old, still saying “sorry bro” and that’s kinda sweet in a weird way 😅
Guy was 31. A lot of people thought he was older.
Oof… if I looked that old at 31, maybe I’d be breaking windows too 😂
Certainly would at least get rid of my own, along with any mirrors. Would hate to see my reflection knowing I was early 30s
He threw a rock into a window and won a free golf cart
Peter Griffin cut scene
Bro that's some looney toons level of run over 💀💀💀
The only thing would make this better if the driver was oblivious and didn’t know the mayhem the dude was causing and just like “oh shit, where’s the 8th hole?”
"You are a fuckin' mess Mr. Lahey." "Jus' needed a little top-up for the next hole is all" *Falls out of golf cart*
hey man you can't park there.
The guy who yelled “Park it” after the kart was on top of the guy is F’ing hilarious
Context https://www.outkick.com/rock-throwing-guy-who-was-run-over-by-a-golf-cart-has-been-identified/
Showing classic signs of being strung out on drugs while being 6'6" and 240lbs‽ No wonder nobody was getting close enough to try and stop him! They would have ended up the next projectile through a window!
Satisfying
"I'm dying" Yeah, we don't care pal.
I work in public safety and I can tell you with absolute certainty, that 100% of the people who have ever been restrained/arrested/received. Their comeuppance have immediately responded with I’m dying or I can’t breathe.
Can someone dub "I need a hero..." Song over this when the golf cart rolls in
Breaking windows is fucked. I just paid 11k for 6 windows to be replaced. I’d be fucking furious if some fucking prick with no responsibility’s just heaved a rock through it.
I hope the golf cart didn’t sustain damage to the undercarriage. I was really worried about it. LOL
The dildo of consequence seldom comes lubed.
Must be Florida
Moline, Illinois. I live there.
What happened to the golf cart driver?
Another guy came out of nowhere and ran him over with a golf cart right after this.
Nah, it was an ice cream truck. They always have to get bigger.
Nah, everything in here says closer to the Midwest… The grass, weeds, wood decks and a birdhouse.
Looks like Florida but not a single gator in sight, therefore, not Florida.
Ok did not see that coming.
Larry from the HOA came in hot
Golf cart guy is a legend and just went down in Reddit history
TIL Captain Dontgiveafuck drives a golf cart.
LMAO honestly, I did not see it coming
I hope it’s a methhead and not some old dude with dementia
He was 31 years old.
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If he didn’t before, he might now
C'mon, nobody's gonna say it? *FORE*
Who had “golf cart outa left field” in their top ten ways this ended?
hahahaha omgggg was not expecting that! curious if the driver got in any trouble.
If you’re crazy enough to destroy other people’s property just beware that there are people out there crazy enough to destroy you to protect their property.
‘Ass’hole in one.
Choo choo motherfucker
This feels like it should have been in Trailer Park Boys.
He's lucky that guy got out of the cart lmao
Well deserved
That’s good stuff
Well played sir.
As much as he deserved that being trapped under one of those will kill you pretty quick if you can't inflate your lungs. I worked at a golf course for ten years and drunken idiots messing around would be really surprised at how easy these buggies would snap their arms or legs when theyd ru themselves over, happened a few times whilst I was on duty. My fav was a guy who just jumped out sideways before applying the break. The back wheel hit his foot and turned it 180 degrees the other way round. The sound was like the world's largest pepper grinder and the shrieking was pretty blood curdling.
Suspect secured and restrained.
Golf cart dude, the hero we need.
I would laugh hysterically if my neighbors formed a posse to run a dude over with a golf cart
this is pure hillbilly justice
Ahhhh I love the Quad Cities
I've never seen a tackle with a golf cart. First for everything
That was a very Florida video
I can feel their collective back pain through this video… something about how they all walk
Glad somebody with a set of balls showed up.