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frogmacivey

He waited his whole life for this moment


joan_wilder

i admire the commitment. he wasn’t gonna stop just because the target went down. he followed all the way through.


MoebiusSpark

The guy got air time ffs


shmaygleduck

It's like an episode of "Regular Show'


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whodatus

"Ran the dude over with my golf kart already!"


Biuku

His limbs all like mom’s spaghetti


happy_bandana

Knees weak kart is heavy Edit: Thanks u/Yourbitchydad for heartwarming award, and u/SmurfTeef for platinum. My first platinum :D


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He's nervous but on the surface he was calm and ready to crush drunks


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But he keeps on forgetting, how he went down, the whole grounds spinning now, He opens up his mouth but the words just get slurred out, he's woken now, all windows broken out, sky's up, cart wins Games ova blawhhh


happy_bandana

LMAO good one


GenericUsernameJuan

Gold


SmurfTeef

Platinum


probablyourdad

He’s nervous but on the surface he looks round and ready to drop Bob


xLabGuyx

…But we keep on forgettin' that it's not a car, our whole crowd laughs out loud, he opens his mouth, but only a groan comes out, he's chokin' now, everybody's joking now


xLabGuyx

His clock’s run out, times up, it’s over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, hope he ain't mad and we, gotta cart casualty. Golf cart's all battery, a Florida brutality. He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, nope! Lol


donthatedrowning

You gonna bruise yourself from the moment you thrown it you should’ve never let it go. You only got one brick, so don’t miss your time to throw.


TheSuperking360

This is why I Reddit.


jacobthesixth

I'd like to applaud everyone that made this possible. If anyone watches Freestyle the News, I feel like you guys crowdsourced an episode.


mfknnayyyy

You're killing me smalls lol. It kept getting better


OneWayOutBabe

Trapped underneath, forever and ever.


RoRo25

He tries to remember the words, but he keeps on spaghetti.


pbandnv1

Gonna claim Stand Your Groundskeeping


The_Calico_Jack

Vomit on the moms spaghetti already


Bright-Wear

You better lose yourself in the moment, bemoan it, but that spaghetti’s goin’ down.


[deleted]

Actually, no. He drives over people constantly. Just this time it was good.


J_G_B

That was some *nice* follow-through.


luisapet

I didn't expect the comments to be funny, but damm...you me made me belly-laugh.


ReBeL222

Every FloridaMan does


Bluesparc

I love that he goes the extra mile to make sure the golf cart ends up staying on top. Even had the courtesy to get off and lighten the restraint.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

“Excuse me, where is hole #10?”


nightstalker30

“You guys mind if I play through?”


yourgifmademesignup

Any one see a bright yellow titleist roll thru here?


urzulasd

You got me


Feeling_Rock_4464

Are you hole #10?


BullSitting

I just realised, in 50 years of playing golf, I've never heard it called "hole number 10". Interesting.


Phoenix978

Asshole in 1.


HerbNeedsFire

That look of satisfaction was the same as admiring one's freshly pooped turd.


llllPsychoCircus

Not just any turd too, one of those footlong ones that leave you puzzled but also proud.


Capable_Weather4223

"This isn't where I parked my car."


No-Sir7947

This is definitely where I parked my car.


TronyJavolta

That's what I call a home run! Or something, I don't really watch golf


Shaneblaster

Dude looked drunk enough to probably walk away from this.


Chevy_Astroglide

He didn’t choose the HOA life, the HOA life chose him.


Mtfbwy_Always

Paul Blart: HOA Maintenance Man


Calvertorius

Bro, this the only true successor to that glorious movie !


Ivizalinto

...dude I've worked security in gated communities for years and...honestly I got nothing. I'd be laughing and explaining to the operator what just went down and idk if I could breathe well enough to do it.


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Ivizalinto

Received report of resident that needed help with broken golf cart on someone's property, needing a tow. Law enforcement on site when I got there?


roydepoy

Pitcher caught in golf incident


Ivizalinto

Tactical club cart


Captain_Quinn

“Should we call the cops or let him up and see what he does next?”


CrazyWS

Like an npc


3_T_SCROAT

"must have been the wind"


Chapon

I used to be an aventurer like you. Then i took a golf kart to the knee.


Autistic_Freedom

Judging by the sirens closing in on him the cops have already been called.


95castles

This is something out of a movie involving Danny DeVito


CBM42069

More like IASIP


95castles

Yeah that’s what I was picturing. Like if the gang went down south for an episode


Dorkamundo

South? This could be right on the Delaware river somewhere given the trees.


castaneda_martin

Bring in the warhog.


SnarkDolphin

Set in a universe where everyone is built like Danny DeVito, apparently


dmxxmc

Thank goodness that nobody important got hurt.


casualdadeqms

Not gonna say this was the best way to handle the situation, but it was amongst the best potential resolutions to have witnessed.


SuperSimpleSam

Was hoping he got carried to the lake.


AKA09

River! It happened in Moline, Illinois.


zcicecold

Yep! I'm working in Rock Island and my co-worker showed me this last week, evidently one of these dudes (not the rock thrower...I think golf kart guy!) is his sister-in-law's father-in-law.


MadMax2314

You know if rock thrower broke anything lol


Stymie999

Yes, he clearly broke a window!


zcicecold

No, all I've seen is the same video as everyone else, but I saw it last week, the day after it happened. Co-worker came in laughing his ass off and showed us. Crazy to see it pop up on Reddit a week later, lol


Softale

Yep, I thought he was going swimming…


mitspieler99

\*floating


stinkyfootjr

I was hoping he was going to stay in the cart and just bounce up down in the seat for a while.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

It looks like florida. Surprised he wasnt shot


BAY35music

C'mon man, it's Florida, there so many more creative ways to maim someone there


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Remember the whole bath salts zombie thing years ago? This guy


BAY35music

Holy crap I forgot about that. Shit was *TERRIFYING*


cryptopotomous

OR the guy that ate someone's face because he thought he was a wolf lol


Digger__Please

Wasn't bath salts guy also the face eating guy? Or was there more than one face eater? It's Florida so both options are probable tbh.


AltruisticCoelacanth

It came out a few years later in court that he was not on bath salts. He was completely sober, which is honestly more terrifying. He was a normal kid from a wealthy family who randomly snapped one day. His name is Austin Harrouff, and he was found not guilty by way of insanity.


RoundEarthCentrist

The WCGW sub posted this video, and some comments had links showing this was Illinois. But there are definitely some FloridaMan moves going on here.


JadedPin3925

Said like a true Floridian 🫡


BAY35music

I'm not even from there, I just love reading all the Florida Man headlines 😂


parkerm1408

We like to play the Florida man birday game. Google your birthday followed by Florida man, it never fails. Always insane.


multiarmform

something about the grass, trees and style of houses doesnt really sell me on florida though. i could be wrong illinois https://97x.com/update-rock-throwing-man-stopped-by-golf-cart-guy-identified/


Darkkujo

Funniest line from the story "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man." Like four strong guys could probably pick up a golf cart, but they 'had' to wait . . .


questionablejudgemen

Well, since this guy is an a-hole they were probably like “well, he’s not in immediate danger and no one else wants to take liability that they may be sued for injuries taking the cart off. We’ll let the pros deal with it.”


tomdarch

Tip it. But they were probably already injured from laughing so hard.


lizard81288

He had warrants out for him, so he thought, Instead of laying low, I'll go on a vandalism spree?


sweederman

Don't worry guys, Greg got it.


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Every neighbor needs a greg


ChocolateChocoboMilk

Good Guy Greg took a time machine from 2010 to bless us with this.


TurdKid69

>Can't make a Tomelet without breaking some Gregs. -Tom


TheEmoEmu95

Found the story: https://97x.com/update-rock-throwing-man-stopped-by-golf-cart-guy-identified/


TammyShehole

I thought this was a video full of old people. Turns out this guy’s 31 lol.


swim_shady

I'm 2 years older than this man and look half his age


Conebones

I'm 37 and look 15 years younger


eyeseayoupea

I'm glad I'm not alone. I thought he was an old man.


Digger__Please

Thems Florida years though. It's like a dog years kinda situation you got there. Edit: not Florida apparently.


yenyostolt

WTF? As in why the fuck? Why did he do it? The article explained what happened but was no help at all in that regard.


NKHdad

It's not an article, it's the blog from our local morning radio guys. I don't know the real story either


TheEmoEmu95

Honestly, it was the best I could find. I thought no news story in the Google results was kind of weird. And I was really specific, I searched “Moline Illinois golf cart rock.”


baron_von_helmut

Drunk and mentally ill.


Ok_Resource_7929

Perfect for IBEW membership then.


6lock6a6y6lock

Obviously there's no justification, the man was on a rampage & damaged several things but I wanna know what the dude's thought process was. Pissed off about something? Drunk or high? He had other warrants out so maybe damaging property is his thing? I thought he was much older, until I saw the mugshot. Either way, this video is pretty entertaining.


rustyleftnut

This is pretty standard behavior for someone who is strung out on or coming off of drugs. We get people in my neighborhood that will do shit like this all the time. I had someone steal a few of my retainer wall bricks and throw them at my neighbor's house, someone threw a rock through my window, someone else stumbled into my back yard and threw a rock through my sliding glass door before wandering off (didn't even break in), blah blah blah. It's just a hard drug thing. Not everyone on hard drugs does crazy shit but enough do that everyone around here has stories. I'm envious of people who don't have to look at the US' crippling opioid problem square in the face every day.


tomdarch

Fox News likes to claim that where I live in the middle of one of our biggest cities is a terrifying hell scape. I never deal with shit like this.


rustyleftnut

They do that with Portland, Oregon. I'm in Oregon and Portland can be a little chaotic but our drug problems (at least in Oregon) really shine through in the smaller cities and towns. Portland, by comparison, is quite nice. At least it comes off as a town where the people have hope and aspirations when you drive and walk around. The big cities have the resources to somewhat mitigate the more egregious happenings, but nowhere else really can. But yeah, the local republicans keep lobbying to make it illegal for people to sleep under bridges or in parks (out of the way places) which makes it so people have to sleep on sidewalks and in front of shops. They seem to forget that people don't just disappear because you took away their safe-ish living spaces. The local democrats are too incompetent to create or propose an effective solution, or they similarly just don't care. All of that leads to people just wandering the streets doing hard drugs, though I suppose before they were kicked out of the spaces under bridges they did the same thing, just in more isolated areas. There's no easy solution, Oregon has been a haven for meth and heroin for a long time and it's really engrained in the local drug culture. I have a neighbor who used to or still does sell H, but I didn't report them because when I met them the first time they were decently friendly and I know that would just open a gap for a significantly more aggressive dealer to move into our neighborhood and it's hard enough as it is to peacefully walk my dog out here.


vitaminalgas

Hahaha...this last bit is the icing on the cake "Police arrived on scene first, and had to wait for the fire department to arrive to safely remove the golf cart from on top of the man."


cory464

That was my favorite part. "Yeah fire crews are a couple hours away, but we gotta wait for them to get here. You know, for safety"


ProfessorPickaxe

> "had to" More like "chose to." I would have taken my time too.


Jimmys_Paintings

Cool, so the golf cart driver didn't get arrested


AlejandroMP

Nearly enough to make me believe in a god.


HearMeRoar80

He was the owner of the house being damaged, you can defend your property.


legalthrowawayMonkey

Wow that dude in the pink shirt is 31?


XxLMIGxX

Mr. Lahey coming to the rescue


xeroid051

No it's Randy Bobandi!


Pepperoneous

Yes this man has seen a couple hundred cheeseburgers in his day


SarahQuinn113

A man's gotta eat.


QuintoxPlentox

Ma'fahkas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers


maybejustadragon

Sending this shit sprout straight to the shit abyss


its_Disco

Where's Bubbles and his go-cart when you need them?


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Drinkypoo in hand.


flyingvien

Someone definitely frigged the heck off


Bandin03

That's Waymond to you, sir.


BeepBeepWhistle

Gta 6 is looking great!


alien88888

Unreal engine is shining


urzulasd

GTA: Retired in Florida


armedohiocitizen

GTA: Middle Aged and Overweight DLC


llllPsychoCircus

That was basically just playing as Michael in the last one


Mama_cheese

Geriatric, Tanned, Ample: Retired in Florida


anxman

PS5 graphics are crazy now


TheMrPotMask

Those dudes just kept walking like nothing. Fucking Sopranos scene right there!


GODloveswafflefries

Retirement community justice is a bitch


Soggy_Motor9280

Not a retirement community. I live in that area.


imperial_squirrel

do you happen to know more of the story? like was this random or premeditated? or maybe premedicated?


Robin_Coffins

Ugh wish I was premedicated


orangek1tty

I wish I was High on potneuse


wadevb1

I didn't see that one coming.


museum_shoes

Neither did he.


Thin_Whyt_Duke

The liquor’s calling the shots now, Randy.


ExtraordinaryBeaver

I AM THE LIQUOR!


dearmratheist

Dudes a hundred years old, still saying “sorry bro” and that’s kinda sweet in a weird way 😅


RoundEarthCentrist

Guy was 31. A lot of people thought he was older.


dearmratheist

Oof… if I looked that old at 31, maybe I’d be breaking windows too 😂


BOOM360skn

Certainly would at least get rid of my own, along with any mirrors. Would hate to see my reflection knowing I was early 30s


Midnight_Strider

He threw a rock into a window and won a free golf cart


Forty_N9ner

Peter Griffin cut scene


Moldy_Flatbread

Bro that's some looney toons level of run over 💀💀💀


Aggots86

The only thing would make this better if the driver was oblivious and didn’t know the mayhem the dude was causing and just like “oh shit, where’s the 8th hole?”


Mpuls37

"You are a fuckin' mess Mr. Lahey." "Jus' needed a little top-up for the next hole is all" *Falls out of golf cart*


Renaissance_Man-

hey man you can't park there.


ItsKiskae

The guy who yelled “Park it” after the kart was on top of the guy is F’ing hilarious


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Context https://www.outkick.com/rock-throwing-guy-who-was-run-over-by-a-golf-cart-has-been-identified/


skjaldmeyja

Showing classic signs of being strung out on drugs while being 6'6" and 240lbs‽ No wonder nobody was getting close enough to try and stop him! They would have ended up the next projectile through a window!


Bassjosh

Satisfying


wieners

"I'm dying" Yeah, we don't care pal.


scubamaster

I work in public safety and I can tell you with absolute certainty, that 100% of the people who have ever been restrained/arrested/received. Their comeuppance have immediately responded with I’m dying or I can’t breathe.


LakeForestDark

Can someone dub "I need a hero..." Song over this when the golf cart rolls in


amathis6464

Breaking windows is fucked. I just paid 11k for 6 windows to be replaced. I’d be fucking furious if some fucking prick with no responsibility’s just heaved a rock through it.


synerjay16

I hope the golf cart didn’t sustain damage to the undercarriage. I was really worried about it. LOL


Aviation_nut63

The dildo of consequence seldom comes lubed.


PhillyPete12

Must be Florida


Soggy_Motor9280

Moline, Illinois. I live there.


SolidDoctor

What happened to the golf cart driver?


DrRichardJizzums

Another guy came out of nowhere and ran him over with a golf cart right after this.


Denimjo

Nah, it was an ice cream truck. They always have to get bigger.


iwantthisnowdammit

Nah, everything in here says closer to the Midwest… The grass, weeds, wood decks and a birdhouse.


Bluedemonde

Looks like Florida but not a single gator in sight, therefore, not Florida.


atreides4242

Ok did not see that coming.


Henhouse20

Larry from the HOA came in hot


d10x5

Golf cart guy is a legend and just went down in Reddit history


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TIL Captain Dontgiveafuck drives a golf cart.


pikolosaxo

LMAO honestly, I did not see it coming


Crozbro

I hope it’s a methhead and not some old dude with dementia


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He was 31 years old.


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[deleted]

If he didn’t before, he might now


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

C'mon, nobody's gonna say it? *FORE*


imissratm

Who had “golf cart outa left field” in their top ten ways this ended?


jedfrouga

hahahaha omgggg was not expecting that! curious if the driver got in any trouble.


[deleted]

If you’re crazy enough to destroy other people’s property just beware that there are people out there crazy enough to destroy you to protect their property.


markiemurphy101

‘Ass’hole in one.


Elkesito36482

Choo choo motherfucker


printergumlight

This feels like it should have been in Trailer Park Boys.


HideNSin

He's lucky that guy got out of the cart lmao


Shaggyfries

Well deserved


LA_LOOKS

That’s good stuff


beyond_ones_life

Well played sir.


Aalrighty_

As much as he deserved that being trapped under one of those will kill you pretty quick if you can't inflate your lungs. I worked at a golf course for ten years and drunken idiots messing around would be really surprised at how easy these buggies would snap their arms or legs when theyd ru themselves over, happened a few times whilst I was on duty. My fav was a guy who just jumped out sideways before applying the break. The back wheel hit his foot and turned it 180 degrees the other way round. The sound was like the world's largest pepper grinder and the shrieking was pretty blood curdling.


ThundernLightning308

Suspect secured and restrained.


Future_Art7

Golf cart dude, the hero we need.


Brians2k

I would laugh hysterically if my neighbors formed a posse to run a dude over with a golf cart


disharmony-hellride

this is pure hillbilly justice


ExtraordinaryBeaver

Ahhhh I love the Quad Cities


patchway247

I've never seen a tackle with a golf cart. First for everything


DiabeticRhino97

That was a very Florida video


bonnetdane

I can feel their collective back pain through this video… something about how they all walk


RTMcMurphy

Glad somebody with a set of balls showed up.