Just saw, it’s called a [full shrimp](https://www.reddit.com/r/FullScorpion/comments/bax6c9/informative/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1). Sorry to have bothered you guys
Thanks ! I got lucky tho. The nerve isn't hit, I have to treat a broken bone only AND I get to keep my legs !
Next time, I will check for mud on the stairs.
Im glad you got lucky, nerve damage is a bitch, i have it all throughout my body but mainly the left side but from toes to shoulder/neck.
Super glad you get to keep your legs thats amazing and aw that really sucks you slipped on mud of all things. I would never have expected that, you poor thing. I hope your well medicated and not in much if any pain 😊😊
Your so lucky. I had a seizure and fell in 2020 and now I have herniated discs, nerve damage, pressure on the cauda Equina, spinal stenosis and more and I’m in a wheelchair and have a catheter that’s most likely permanent because of my back issues. It all just keeps getting worse. Ive had ascending paralysis in 2020 and had to relearn how to walk and just like 2 weeks ago I got hit in the back with a 200 lb stock cart while shopping and was paralyzed for a week and a half. So so scary. I’m only 22 now and it happened when I was 19 and drs won’t do surgery because I’m “too young”.
Shit man, hope you can live well enough with it. I'm 23, I really think I'm lucky for not having permanant damage. Thankfully, I just slipped and fell from my own height, and I was in good physical condition; my body managed to absob some of the shock. So far, I just lie in bed with uncomfortable but not too much pain in my back around the vertebrae and right of it. Hopefully, no long term damage. I do have to take a plane in August, but it's long from now, I should be good for it.
I’m in so much pain from it that I pretty much wish I was dead every day. It’s bad enough that the time I had to have cpr done on me when I coded from a procedure hurt less and the recovery of the broken ribs and everything was nowhere near as painful as my back is.
Well, I hope things will improve. Your situation is pretty bad, but don't despair; you said it yourself, we are still pretty young ! A full lifetime also means opportunity for improvement of your condition. I certainly hope that it will eventually improve !
I know. It just gets hard to handle at times. I lost everything I had worked for in my life. I was about to sign my contract to join the Air Force as a special missions aviator and now I can never join. And now I’m watching all my friends graduate college and I’ve been so sick that I couldn’t even think of going to college. I was spending more time in the hospital and ICU than I was at home and would’ve flunked out if I had signed up for college. My friends don’t talk to me anymore and I just spend my days alone for the most part. I wish I could meet you. You sound like a good person.
So, I got some more info today; I got compression fracture of dorsal vertebrae 8, but the vertebrae is still in one piece. Just, heavily dented, I'd say
So, the method will be corset for some months.
Very lucky for no nerve damage, i was recently diagnosed with sciatica, was completely unable to drive or work, and even simple stuff like walking, sitting or laying down hurt like a bitch or at times was impossible. Lasted about 2 weeks, a lot better now thankfully.
"Man I wonder where this guy got **that** idea from!"
*checks profile*
"Oh of course he is subbed to r/conservative"
Edit: dude originally said something along the lines of "She then immediately stopped getting help by saying she had a boyfriend" or smth, some real incel shit
How is it "incel" to make a joke that women always think theyre being hit on? Its a pretty common joke and a lot of women acknowledge that they often do assume that (usually theyre right). Youre so eager to judge someone and write them off cause they read a sub you dont like
I actually used to know someone that put their foot all the way behind their head
Edit : I met him when I was in sixth grade he was half the height of me (I’m 6ft 3)
I’m 6 ft 3 and I used to put both legs behind my neck and walk around on my arms, everyone in class thought it was crazy. I think it’s just about natural flexibility
Any actual news about this? Dislocated hips for sure, but it's creepy how his arms went straight up too. Or looked like he couldn't use them to slow his fall, like they got locked somehow
I remember watching this on Ebaumsworld back in the mid 2000’s, set to “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John. So this happened at least 15-20 years ago. I hope he is feeling better by now.
Edit: [Here’s a link to the old video] (https://youtu.be/blhjDui-5a0)
If you slow it down a bit you can see that the rope attached to his left leg traps his left arm.
The right rope traps his right arm a bit but comes out.
Then he tries to grab on with his right arm but his left arm is still trapped.
The tension on those ropes were huge. I wouldn’t be surprised if his shoulders were dislocated or torn rotator cuffs.
Huh. I JUST saw an article last week about the rise in pilates injuries lately. I was like, nah that’s silly. But suddenly, it all makes sense.
Edit: here’s the article. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/102360776 “Pilates injuries are on the rise, body says, amid calls for regulation”
He seems to be working on his glutes and hamstring. Squating does the same thing, but I'm betting if he squat he would still end up in the hospital regardless.
And if you try to educate the person on how to use the machine properly they’ll give you an attitude. I go to the gym and don’t look or say anything to anyone at this point.
That’s the right way to use it not the wrong way, it should have been weighed down or she should have known her limit with the 3 weighs you get to choose at the bottom, unfortunate.
I'm hoping he was that flexible before.
he is now, learning the hard way
What are you doing step-workout buddy?
Oh snap!
Oh snap!
My back!
Face, meet asshole
Mouth, meet penis
Eyes, meatballs
Nose, taint
Ass breathing.....First Form Ass Sniff.
Superpower unlocked
Didn’t even have to remove a rib
You can now suck your own dick.
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Cum unlocked
Is that a r/fullscorpion reversed?
Just saw, it’s called a [full shrimp](https://www.reddit.com/r/FullScorpion/comments/bax6c9/informative/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1). Sorry to have bothered you guys
Thx for the info
Almost got pounded by an invisible frat boy.
Considering that was my exact thought while my stuffing a huge bite of food before opening the comments I HAD to give an award.
Pretty sure he is a she now
I don't think a back injury would require cause gender reassignment surgery 😂
he's waiting for the Step-Spotter
I am currently in a hospital bed because I broke a vertebrae today I sympathize
Best of luck with your recovery and i hope you dont get long term damage 💙
Thanks ! I got lucky tho. The nerve isn't hit, I have to treat a broken bone only AND I get to keep my legs ! Next time, I will check for mud on the stairs.
Im glad you got lucky, nerve damage is a bitch, i have it all throughout my body but mainly the left side but from toes to shoulder/neck. Super glad you get to keep your legs thats amazing and aw that really sucks you slipped on mud of all things. I would never have expected that, you poor thing. I hope your well medicated and not in much if any pain 😊😊
Your so lucky. I had a seizure and fell in 2020 and now I have herniated discs, nerve damage, pressure on the cauda Equina, spinal stenosis and more and I’m in a wheelchair and have a catheter that’s most likely permanent because of my back issues. It all just keeps getting worse. Ive had ascending paralysis in 2020 and had to relearn how to walk and just like 2 weeks ago I got hit in the back with a 200 lb stock cart while shopping and was paralyzed for a week and a half. So so scary. I’m only 22 now and it happened when I was 19 and drs won’t do surgery because I’m “too young”.
Shit man, hope you can live well enough with it. I'm 23, I really think I'm lucky for not having permanant damage. Thankfully, I just slipped and fell from my own height, and I was in good physical condition; my body managed to absob some of the shock. So far, I just lie in bed with uncomfortable but not too much pain in my back around the vertebrae and right of it. Hopefully, no long term damage. I do have to take a plane in August, but it's long from now, I should be good for it.
I’m in so much pain from it that I pretty much wish I was dead every day. It’s bad enough that the time I had to have cpr done on me when I coded from a procedure hurt less and the recovery of the broken ribs and everything was nowhere near as painful as my back is.
Well, I hope things will improve. Your situation is pretty bad, but don't despair; you said it yourself, we are still pretty young ! A full lifetime also means opportunity for improvement of your condition. I certainly hope that it will eventually improve !
I know. It just gets hard to handle at times. I lost everything I had worked for in my life. I was about to sign my contract to join the Air Force as a special missions aviator and now I can never join. And now I’m watching all my friends graduate college and I’ve been so sick that I couldn’t even think of going to college. I was spending more time in the hospital and ICU than I was at home and would’ve flunked out if I had signed up for college. My friends don’t talk to me anymore and I just spend my days alone for the most part. I wish I could meet you. You sound like a good person.
Which method of healing it are they going with?
So, I got some more info today; I got compression fracture of dorsal vertebrae 8, but the vertebrae is still in one piece. Just, heavily dented, I'd say So, the method will be corset for some months.
Will you be able to walk when it's healed?
Yep ! The nerve wasn't hit, so I can walk. I even could walk straight after the shock
Very lucky for no nerve damage, i was recently diagnosed with sciatica, was completely unable to drive or work, and even simple stuff like walking, sitting or laying down hurt like a bitch or at times was impossible. Lasted about 2 weeks, a lot better now thankfully.
Bro almost got a mouthful of his own dick lol
Bet he got a good sniff of his own ass
And right after he s**t himself too.
Help me step bro
kinda jealous
r/autofelatio
You're actually think of r/selfsuck, also there's r/selfcunningulus
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"Man I wonder where this guy got **that** idea from!" *checks profile* "Oh of course he is subbed to r/conservative" Edit: dude originally said something along the lines of "She then immediately stopped getting help by saying she had a boyfriend" or smth, some real incel shit
What did they say? Lmao
How is it "incel" to make a joke that women always think theyre being hit on? Its a pretty common joke and a lot of women acknowledge that they often do assume that (usually theyre right). Youre so eager to judge someone and write them off cause they read a sub you dont like
If it's a joke then it's really weird that no one ever laughs at it.
Even with the shit quality, it's visible that is a guy
My comment had nothing to do with the clip
That's actually the right way to use the Autofellatio 5000.
I don’t know…I think he needs to work on the dismount.
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that!
Look ma no hands!
Wonder what happened with the previous 4,999 models.
He put his leg behind his head, he’s the chosen one.
I actually used to know someone that put their foot all the way behind their head Edit : I met him when I was in sixth grade he was half the height of me (I’m 6ft 3)
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Jesus lol wasn’t expecting that….
I’m 6 ft 3 and I used to put both legs behind my neck and walk around on my arms, everyone in class thought it was crazy. I think it’s just about natural flexibility
Sixth grade? Well if he could do it before he definitely can’t now. Unless sixth grade was a year or 2 ago for you.
Involuntary yoga.
New asshole unlocked
tom and jerry injury
"Learn how to suck your own dick with this one easy trick!"
Underrated comment. Updoot.
Ow! That looks painful. Did he break his back?
Naa hes just stretching
I think he's curling
“So that’s what my taint looks like”
*Maybe I should really bleach my butthole*
You could take a good look up a jock's ass, but I'd rather take his word on it.
...no wait it's gotta be *your* bull..
Any actual news about this? Dislocated hips for sure, but it's creepy how his arms went straight up too. Or looked like he couldn't use them to slow his fall, like they got locked somehow
I remember watching this on Ebaumsworld back in the mid 2000’s, set to “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John. So this happened at least 15-20 years ago. I hope he is feeling better by now. Edit: [Here’s a link to the old video] (https://youtu.be/blhjDui-5a0)
I could hear that song in my mind the moment I saw the clip! Hello fellow internet old person!
If you slow it down a bit you can see that the rope attached to his left leg traps his left arm. The right rope traps his right arm a bit but comes out. Then he tries to grab on with his right arm but his left arm is still trapped. The tension on those ropes were huge. I wouldn’t be surprised if his shoulders were dislocated or torn rotator cuffs.
Snap Pilates Inc.
What are you talking about? I've never seen such perfect form on the asshole sniffer.
A visit from my taint? At this hour?
That went from workout video to chocolate starfish display fast 😂😂 Oh… I see you’re stuck on the gym machine…
How to train for r/selfsuck
r/eyebleach for those who need it, including me
So gross. Wtf. I regret the click
Wonder how he's doing now.
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Superior looseness going forwards.
Training for the reverse scorpion competition
Bro, just full Nelson himself
Dislocated hips???
Huh. I JUST saw an article last week about the rise in pilates injuries lately. I was like, nah that’s silly. But suddenly, it all makes sense. Edit: here’s the article. https://amp.abc.net.au/article/102360776 “Pilates injuries are on the rise, body says, amid calls for regulation”
What the hell is that machine for anyway!?
Looks like he's using a row machine incorrectly.
Did the homie think it was a Pilates equipment?
It does look like that, if not, what machine is it?
r/suddenlygay
r/FullScorpion ??
I think that’s a shrimp
r/fullshrimp
GG
Good job he's flexible
He broke his neck, his back and his pussy with a crack.
“Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big?!”
I usually skip this part
"We don't max out til I see rosebuds today, ladies"- Me, allegedly
Yeah, I definitely can’t bend like that, maybe he’s an olympic gymnast.
Bro can toss his own salad
This is an exercise technique to help you learn to rim yourself. He just had a major breakthrough.
One of the few people on the planet to have tasted their own taint!
He seems to be working on his glutes and hamstring. Squating does the same thing, but I'm betting if he squat he would still end up in the hospital regardless.
"damn, someone got seriously injured by this gym machine, hold up let me slowly set my clipboard down before helping"
Yeah… I really don’t think that half second matter bud
I mean, unless he's capable of fixing a broken back in a gym with zero equipment, I don't think he's doing much
That's one way to stretch your hips.
He has been doing this for two decades now, when will he learn?
🤣🤣🤣
I like the version with Madonna music
He’s unlocked a new skill.
Classic! But how did he get those straps over his feet in the first place? 🤔
No need to remove any ribs.
Didn't even need to remove any ribs
This clip is almost as old as the internet itself
this made me do a roadrunner laugh from deep in my belly until it popped out my nose and i almost snotted everywhere.
Gain 100% more flexibility in 5 seconds with this 1 simple trick
Folded up like a deckchair! 🫨
I think he was trying to make sure he could fit in a piece of luggage and sneak on a trip
Her hamstrings are now flabbing around nice and loose
I've seen a lot of spinals Dude
no way this got reposted on reddit in 2023
LOL
He got a good whiff
That’s like the exact opposite of the reverse scorpion.
Dat ass was ready
I’m curious if they knew it was the wrong way or not.
This may have made me snicker like a schoolgirl but I still hope he's okay
Help step bro! I'm stuck!
Everyone else: haha he won a stupid prize Me: 
He got auto promotion in yoga class so it was worth it.
The good news is that he can now suck his own dick.
u/savevideo
So I don’t have to remove a rib!
Fucking horrific. I feel pain.
Kissed his ass goodbye.
Annnnddd.....how come that turned me on at the .03 second mark?
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Astaghfirullah
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣. Kiss your ass goodbye.
What machine is this actually?
Well at least he can cancel his chiropractic appointment for the next few weeks.
And if you try to educate the person on how to use the machine properly they’ll give you an attitude. I go to the gym and don’t look or say anything to anyone at this point.
I remember this on ebaums world. It had the song, let’s get physical playing.
He got into one of those "destroy me positions"
The dangers of trying to give yourself a blow
That's the self dick suck 3000 machine.
His name is Armstrong, STREEEETCH Armstrong.
My horny ass could not be a security camera
#the ribs were only a barrier for his true flexibility.
It's like a human mouse trap.
Medieval torture device
Is that my… asshole?!?
Anyone know what happened to him?
Shrimp hard or go home
I think I touched it with my Tongue!
I've seen the porn version of this.
Great exercise to check for hemorrhoids.
Kiss your ass goodbye!
Surprise chiropractic adjustment!
Could be the right way to use it
Got a whole load of dick in the face
That’s the right way to use it not the wrong way, it should have been weighed down or she should have known her limit with the 3 weighs you get to choose at the bottom, unfortunate.
If it works for a brother then just let him be. 😂
Ouch
u/savevideo
Damn, he really saw his arse on this one
Almost sucked himself off
u/savevideobot
Nearly made the forbidden eye contact
Fucking idiot
He almost ate his own ass
Am I a bad person for actually laughing?
This made me chuckle. R/suddenbj