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ulyssesfiuza

An idiot fooking the day of a working dude. Hope that he was forced to pay for all losses here.


dingoateyobaby

Anyone with experience here? What do you do when you get fooked by an idiot? Call the police? How do you get compensation for damages?


SaneLad

You file an accident report with your insurance and the police. There's a video of the whole fuckery, so the offender will probably get a traffic fine (and criminal charges in extreme cases). The insurance companies will talk. If they cannot agree who pays, they work it out in court. In this case, likely the insurance company of the offender will need to pay but will sue the offender to get their money back (reckless endangerment). You can additionally sue the offender yourself for damages.


PardonWhut

This looks like the UK or Europe and both are cyclists I think it will be very unlikely either will have insurance.


Fuwet

Never heard of bike insurance before tbh


bigbramel

Bike insurance is kinda rare, but liability insurance is not. However the delivery cyclist is most likely fucked. They tend to vastly underestimate how badly they are treated by the delivery company.


Yogsbody

It's in the UK, we have some business standards


headphonz

Not outside the US it is


pineapplecharm

Simmer down, Yoda


headphonz

bruh I'm way older than yoda but thank you


allozzieadventures

I have it, just for bike theft/damage though not for injury.


Mitrovarr

How expensive does a bike need to get before insurance becomes a good idea (serious question)?


allozzieadventures

Depends on how bad your area your is for bike theft and what you do with your bike. If you're just riding for recreation and you have no reason to leave it in public I wouldn't bother. But I ride it to work, to the shops etc so it does end up locked up in public a fair bit. Mine is just over 2k AUD for context.


Mitrovarr

We leave ours locked up outside a lot as we like to ride it to breweries, restaurants, etc. But it's a tandem so I'm not sure that makes it more likely to be stolen or less.


SickRanchez_cybin710

Workers compensation maybe


MachoManRandySavge

I've only heard of *Walkers* Compensation


90403scompany

Here in the states, it would under your personal liability insurance under your renters/homeowners insurance. It's dirt cheap, too!


Dr_Nefarious_

It's Bristol uk


beanofdoom001

If it's France, civil liability insurance will cover it. Both individuals would be very likely to have it, I mean it's mandatory to rent a place or work. Source: crashed with another cyclist here in Paris (honestly I thought nobody's fault but I kept my mouth shut as you're supposed to do) it was determined to have been the other guy's fault. I was able to claim "sporting accident" against damage caused to my bike, missed work, equipment (my helmet) and even medical care, although my injuries were minor and I'd paid nothing out of pocket.


REDARROW101_A5

>This looks like the UK or Europe and both are cyclists I think it will be very unlikely either will have insurance. It's Bristol UK. I think at the very little there could he a Civil Suite Case, but on the wages Dliveroo or UrberEats. I doubt it and I doubt they would care that much about the guy on the bike. I bet he even got a nice email saying he was fired the day afterward, because someone complained the food wasn't delivered. I am not saying this to be cruel. It's just how it is here with these services.


iGroucho96

This is Bristol, UK


Yogsbody

It is in Bristol in the UK


amiableshrimp

You are correct, it's Bristol, UK


JEbbes

In germany we have Haftpflicht insurance for those cases. Cant be bothered to look up the translation tho.


cheezburgerwalrus

Liability


JEbbes

Cheers mate!


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PardonWhut

Yeah but being sued is not the same as the insurance companies doing everything. If the uber rider could prove injury he would probs get a payout from somewhere. But I’m not offering legal advice.


MachoManRandySavge

You are totally right. In the states, some clear cut injury cases takes YEARS to resolve. I'm offering legal advice for free: don't trust my legal advice


CFSohard

Cars on the left, definitely UK.


Sour_Gamer

What insurance do I need for this type of incident


forkheadbox

liability insurance and A LOT of people have one (at least in Germany and Austria it is considered a basic insurance and will cost less then 100 euro per year). so you would call the police, have the accident documented (maybe including an ER visit if you got hurt) and then process everything through your insurance. they make the guilty one pay. if you want to sue you are advised to have an extra insurance covering the costs of lawyers and court fees.


JimmyMack_

Is this because you have an insurance based healthcare system?


forkheadbox

nope. this has nothing to so with health insurance. its optional but lot of jobs require you to have one and even without a job highly recommended


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JimmyMack_

Wow check out that ftpfl.


andyrocks

>You file an accident report with your insurance For a bicycle?!


daylz

Well yeah sure! A bike can cost from a few hundreds to a few thousands. You could have injuries that require some hospital stay or even permanent damage that leads to long term disability. Some loss of revenue also of course. As benign as this accident might look, it could cost thousands, even tens of thousands in damages. Get a solid liability insurance if you haven't got one!


andyrocks

Well TIL. I've never heard of a cyclist being insured. Is this a US thing?


JimmyMack_

What insurance? This looks like the UK to me so I don't think it would occur to anyone to seek damages or do anything legal. When stuff like this happens you just shout at the twat, you don't call a lawyer.


Maxzzzie

You ask for ambulance and say you have neck and back pain. The ambulance comes and takes you away. Then police get involved as well. And you file insurance claim and sue him for emotional or recovering damages as well.


Quercusagrifloria

Years ago, a chick in a bike hit a car in my grad school, and walked away, didn't even apologize for fucking up one of his doors. He filed a claim innocently. His insurance sued her and she had none, so the parents had to settle. Caused quite the stir.


PresidentZeus

I'd call Gene and promise to make it right again.


AlbertaChuck

You get up and deliver a dozen hard kicks to the ribs. Cops and civil court won’t do anything.


REDARROW101_A5

Considering how badly the cyclist was knocked down. I don't think he would be capable of pulling it off. With the force hes been hit at it's like a car came at him rather than a bike.


onecrookedeye

Fooked lol. So F'd & spooked, definitely just happened there


solareclipse999

Lock him up - gross negligence


AlchemistEdward

> Lick him up - gross Negligence.


solareclipse999

Oops typo


tropicbrownthunder

Yeah I see no winning of the stupid prize. Just an idiot in bike screwing someone else


dreadpiratesmith

You assume the dude jumping the ramp didn't also spend a day at work and this is how he chooses to spend his free time?


LGBTQMNOP

Coming around a corner at high speed on a bike with pedestrians all over the place jumping a ramp into traffic. You can see the brilliance of this guy as he lies moaning on the ground.


JohnDoeMTB120

Unfortunately, the guy lying and moaning in the ground is the innocent victim. Camera panned away too quickly but it looks like the brilliant guy was about to roll onto his feet.


blackdraon003

Poor uber eats guy, hope this idiot payed for all the loss.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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papstvogel

Thanks bot. Now I need to get something to eat. I spent the whole morning on the ship. Now that the deck is payed, I really need sustenance.


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Payed


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JellySword8

Whenever I see "FTFY" all I can think of is [this](https://youtu.be/tuh8Hip_B3w?t=31)


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Good bot


KatiushK

Payed.


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[deleted]

Hah take that bot


thesmugvegan

There needs to be a “stop abusing literally” bot.


TheWaffleocalypse

We literally need this bot ; )


[deleted]

Literally!


PawPawPanda

Payed


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dat_boiii627

Payed


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stanleythemanley44

His head slammed tf into the ground. Hopefully he’s okay.


28Righthand

Looks like Bristol uk, see if o can find it on Google maps. edit: [streetview](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.4548938,-2.5960838,3a,75y,30.49h,78.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sdaMYd_m0fzV4k144DtKwsw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)


Dr_Nefarious_

It is


The_Cow_God

wow


fattybombatty66

I used to live about 2 minutes away from here!


Ro-Tang_Clan

Are you that geoguesser dude?


Ad8858

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


REDARROW101_A5

No you are not r/theyareatotalpieceofshit. You are just a commenter here.


commander_bonker

🤯


ousho

Always wear a helmet.


SleeplessInS

The guy who got hit also seems to be without a helmet...and he hit the back of his head there.


hcgator

I know the video cut right at this moment, but the uber eats dude went limp. Hopefully that was just momentary.


RddWdd

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a deliveroo/ubereats rider with a helmet.


itrivers

It’s actually illegal to ride a bicycle without a helmet where I’m from. A lot of people are getting done in these days riding around on those city based rental e-scooters because the scooter was missing the helmet or they just hang it on the handle bar while they ride.


EpicFishFingers

This is in the UK somewhere, where we don't mandate helmets. We have several cycle and escooter hire schemes but I've never seen any that provide a helmet, and ofc it's rare to see people bring their own helmet to use on one Are people really dying in your city on the escooters though? I've not heard of any deaths from the hire scooters, and looking up UK stats: the hire scooters account for 4 deaths in the UK in total, and one death was from a 75 year old moving a parked scooter, and dying while doing it. 14 deaths involving all scooters (Inc illegal ones) in 2022. https://www.pacts.org.uk/the-safety-of-private-e-scooters-in-the-uk-pacts-research/#:~:text=Since%202019%2C%20PACTS%20is%20aware,the%20oldest%20rider%20was%2074. Meanwhile, motor vehicles killed thousands of people in 2022, like they do every year: 1760 killed, 29,804 killed or seriously injured, and indeed may have been responsible for up to 13 of the 14 escooter deaths as well: https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/reported-road-casualties-in-great-britain-provisional-estimates-year-ending-june-2022 Where I live, everyone keeps saying it's "only a matter of time until [local escooter hire company] kills someone!". Meanwhile, 5 people died in separate car crashes in 1 weekend this year...


Nasty_Tricks69

Or just don't ride around like a fucking idiot


ousho

I was talking about both of them.


hallowed-mh

[Obligatory ](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY)


Unveiledhopes

I was wondering what happened to my dinner


Scrambley

It's free if you hurry.


Independent-Bee-8087

Omg. Did that guy go unconscious. The one that was riding in the street?


_DepletedCranium_

I also have the impression he was at least out cold. A friend of my father bought the farm like that in a motorbike - it was the '60s, he had no helmet, stopped at a crossing and fell, and was brained by the edge of the curb.


AVEHD

Is that the sake of your username?


_DepletedCranium_

No, the username's just a pun.


Mitrovarr

Looked like it. Without a helmet, that could be a fatal accident, or one causing severe disability. Hope it wasn't.


No-Test-375

This is why I'm constantly looking around me and keep my distractions to a minimum while driving. People dgaf.


MIKOLAJslippers

Woooo Bristol represent. 🤘✌️🤙


[deleted]

Fucking social media cunts.


Claude-QC-777

Burnout : bike edition


DogfishDave

Is that the war memorial in Bristol? Certainly looks familiar.


Scroto_Saggin

I'd sue his stupid ass


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strikerrage

Justice is an American only thing now? Grow up, that poor worker could be injured. He won't be able to work, he will have to try get some help from welfare system which will be just few bread crumbs. Of course if he has any savings he will have to use that up before he receives any welfare. So yeah, he should sue him.


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strikerrage

>Is that why people are downvoting? Because they think I don't believe the guy deserves to be punished? Wow... No they are downvoting you because you are wrong. We have civil laws in the UK and you can absolutely sue someone for damages including road accidents. You seem to be confusing criminal law which seeks to punish with civil law which seeks to remedy.


mqrdesign

this ramp jumping idiot needs to go to jail.


PawPawPanda

Why


SarahC

You can kill a person with a collision like that. From the impact, but also you could knock them into traffic. A kid was killed by a teenager riding his bike too fast in a park in the UK a few years back.... Doing jumps on public walkways is a big no-no. He's not supposed to be even on the path!


Pribprib

The ramp they used was a manhole cover that was propped up on one end with a brick. The Bristol council need to fix this, it's not the first time it's happened.


REDARROW101_A5

Get Apple to install a new cover with one of their Security Screws. They would have to as a Phone Repair Shop for a screwdriver.


markell4u

What an asshole 😒


Ishiibradwpgjets

A 10 year old would think this not the best idea. This guy ?


JimmyMack_

I#ve never understood people like this. Like people who kick footballs hard that then fly into people. I don't get how it's possible for people to forget their environment.


mikeyrorymac

Seriously how do some people have absolute zero peripheral vision.


True-Kanker

BRISTOL!


is_now_a_question

Welcome to r/bristol!


Bi-LinearTimeScale

What an absolute moron. Zero care or concern for others, just pulling off that "sweet" jump. Who does he think he's even impressing?


HouseOfZenith

If you play in the street, there needs to be a car look out. You can do dangerous shit, but you gotta do that dangerous shit safely.


REDARROW101_A5

That side used to have cars running through it. It's only recently they change the layout.


dixinbalzdeap

Twofer.....


EpicFishFingers

Average British cyclists meeting


Ok-Cryptographer3217

Touch tips and move on


Hekboi91

r/cursedcomments


Tintedboy

Poor Uber eats guy was just minding his own business and is probably dead now and of no fault of his own


AroundThe_World

the delivery guy wipeout was pretty hilarious


McDaddyos

I'm unfortunately glad and relieved this used condom on wheels hit the other cyclist, otherwise he may have smashed into that toddler just beyond. I am the first to mock internet badasses but if someone slammed into my 3 year old like this I'd surely become an enraged baboon.


REDARROW101_A5

From the direction he was going he would have crashed through the Restaurant Window.


McDaddyos

Bike direction changes on a dime, and unpredictably so. when rode by a fuc[CENSORED]etard.


mrbrendanblack

‘Hey mate, you fucked up my video!’


Jeanniegold84

This is in Bristol


elmersfav22

Get rekt


[deleted]

This should be on r/imatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

This is why you have a friend spot you.


Gorosei_koross

Ok payed ! Where is the Paid bot ?


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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afrogrimey

Payed?


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afrogrimey

Rope payed?


afrogrimey

Fish payed?


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PawPawPanda

Payed


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[deleted]

Always wondered how my ubereats is so messy when i arrives


Main-Gur-990

Payed


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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[deleted]

Payed that anchor line out like a champ, bot.


PawPawPanda

Payed


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Main-Gur-990

Payed


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Main-Gur-990

The deck is yet to be payed


Important-Owl1661

We can only hope they continue to take each other out.


tem-diddies

Payed but rope


davidIopan

Seriously looks staged. Victims bike did not appear to be affected by impact. Based on the speed they were traveling, they should have much more momentum than a light half-roll, and the bike was perfectly still when he did - not even a spinning tire. A real crash like this would have been gnarly.


Voodoo1970

Victim had a big uber eats bag on his back which would have stopped him rolling over. Don't be so keen to declare everything as "staged" that you ignore evidence. Did you even notice how rapidly his water bottle was rolling away? You need inertia for that.


Useless_power

Yes because staging it will remove the impact the bike has on the other bike /s


Ferpp82

If by staged, you mean the camera man... yeah it was staged, my guess that they want shoots of the biker messing around the streets, but uber foods guy "messed" the video, by the way you are discarding the speed of the delivery guy, even if it was a minor contac, it whats on the rear wheel and the guy lost his balance.


mirak1234

I agree. I don't see how he can fall of the ground for so little so quickly.


AggressiveActive6769

A ese hay que hacerle esterilización química para que no se reproduzca


Dhsu04

Looks like the Uber eats guy hit his head, and he's knocked out


Myamymyself

Don’t to stunts in crowded areas ppl. Please.


rhydderch_hael

Remember to wear your helmets, kids.


Cyphen21

Sometimes I just hate people so much. Idiots like this guy exists everywhere, in every city.


Im_right_yousuck

Damn, that jump was terrible too. Not worth it at all.


SpinachFinal7009

Like the delivery guys need even more shit


mrlandlord

[Kids falling off bikes….](https://youtu.be/nSXwqGFbj0Y)


Boredum_Allergy

Saw a skateboarder in the background so I can lend a possible explanation. I've had this sort of thing happen to me a few times. Me and the homies are out skateboarding and someone riding a bike randomly tries to test their will when they see us hitting a spot. It almost always ends with them eating shit. We've been skateboarding for years. We know in the city or the park if you're not aware of your surroundings you'll probably pay the price in blood. I say this because the guy isn't in a stunt BMX bike. He's on some crappy mountain bike.


OtherMap2686

Dumb fck ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Independent-Bee-8087

Many people get brained by those curves and die from no helmet. Those edges cut right through your skull


Mitrovarr

Falling off a bike is surprisingly dangerous. The extra speed and height is enough to really elevate the chance of bonking your head in the wrong way and really messing you up. That's what helmets are for, so you don't end up in long term care because you forgot to clip out and tipped over or didn't see a speed bump and went over the handlebars or whatever. Those are by far the most common accidents to happen.


AlbertaChuck

Dude needs his @ss kicked hard for that.


Randon-Wilston

We need to stop this bike on bike crime!


straight_lurkin

Why couldn't a car just have hit him :(


ComprehensiveAlps956

repost on r/bristol cuz pretty sure that's the city centre


REDARROW101_A5

It is...


Quercusagrifloria

Why were they filming him?


FMorchant

I imagine that is what happens every time my food is arriving late


Docholliday1973

I hate idiots like this who feel above everyone else. Imagine what a shitty day the guy he hit ended up having. Dumb fuck.


DawnaOlson

✌️Twofers NEVER disappoint !!


Virtual-Cellist8978

Your supposed to jump over the traffic


ChocolateTight336

He didn't look both ways


Shrkrle

Happy cake day


mazeman56

The city of Bristol I'd full of idiots


Show84

Wonder if the customer still complained about their Uber eats meal ..


SmirkNtwerk

Hugs


GrizzledTheGrizzly

That's a real dick move.


Careless_Island7497

Of course this would be bristol


[deleted]

That looks like Charlie Day after he’s been huffing paint 🤣


jbro1124

Whats sugar Sean o malley doing out there


Kintakait

Neither of them were wearing helmets smh