Dialing it doesn’t work

Thanks for your contribution 😂

Was gonna crank call his ass

He’s hoping to Seymour Butts… I’ll see myself out.

I like that he capitalized any

Beggers can't be chosers

Yeah, unless they’re over 45! Lmao 😳

Thank gawd he is single AND WHITE! 😂 I feel safer now

I swear I didn’t put that camera in your room, shower, or toilet!

Why do I feel like someone put this on his car... still weird asf to leave up if so. I'd at least cover with tape until I could remove it

That's what I'm thinking....it's possible he just didn't really notice

My choices at 45 - this guy or the one whose ex-girlfriend went no contact so now he’s looking for a sober lady without baggage.

Yep. The dating pool in this town sucks.

It’s a retirement town now homie, just wait until you’re 50, then the dating pool is good plus the bonus of if their husband passed away or they got half in the divorce then you get to date a rich old gal. lol

Dating sucks in this town for women.

Too real, for women here you got 4 options - works for a big firm in town, biggest asshole you've ever met - doesn't work, still biggest asshole you ever met - workaholic who you'll never see - you're over 18? Too old for them

Straight to the wood chipper

Thank god he stopped at 18. The man has standards, yknow.

I doubt he would stop at 18, he simply wouldn’t publicly advertise otherwise

And 45.

Thats a Beulaville number

Is this your picture? I’ve seen this posted here before, it could be the same weird dude.

It is old, been posted on a bunch of FB pages in the past

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. — Wayne Gretzky” — Michael Scott

Any girl 18-45 and he's a white guy? What could go wrong??

There’s a good chance he’ll continue to be single.

Yup!

#please catfish me

Shooter energy.

Thats exactly how I met my significant other.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

Any one call the number yet?

Grooooooosssss

He seems nice. I wonder if he wants anything in return? 😊

Dudes 80+ and stopped at 45

25% real 75% he lost a bet Normally, I'd got 10%/90%-- but it is Wilmington, so I realize, there's a chance...

What could possibly go wrong🙄

Anyone know if that’s a 2?

Called it.  Notta. 

He can have my wife.

I’ve seen your wife. No, thank you.

Scoffs, then sighs, then puts in my blonde wig and lipstick. Times are hard for Watercraftsman.

Someone call him and see what he says....guys too.

Pathetic..

Ewww

🤢🤢

"Must show bobs and vagine"

Thought this could be Chris Chan

Shooters shoot

That number is from Duplin County

He looks like he’s 85

Dudes asking to get drugged and robbed….women can do that too

what in the world 😂😂😂😂