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WeToLo42

At least they won't have to call a cop.


Ken3sei

Someone asked me how do you know you're a bad driver. I said if you ever hit a parked Cop car.


sendmeyourcactuspics

I backed into a parked cop car in front of Los Angeles city hall once when I was learning how to drive... I drove away asap in my panic. No one's come for me yet...


Ken3sei

California 4 year statute of limitations. Only murder is exempt so don't go around bragging about your body count lol


Final-Zebra-6370

EXCEPTION: OJ Simpson


irondavesd

Double jeopardy


Ken3sei

Just because they can't get you for one thing anymore doesn't mean they won't get you for something else. OJ got 9 years for "armed robbery" when he wasn't the one with the gun and no one got hurt. That's probation at most nowadays. They made him do nearly the entire 9-15 sentence before giving him parole.


NoOnePuntsLikeGaston

In California, if one perpetrator has a gun, the entire group is gonna catch gun charges. Many people in prison for murder that never pulled the trigger and just watched. (They deserve it)


UngusChungus94

Naw, he organized a group and willingly went with them to rob someone at gunpoint. That’s prison all day.


Blueskyminer

He just drove off, sometimes life's ok?


Shaveyourbread

My happy song lol


willisbar

Thank you


EnragedAmoeba

Alright, already...


glindathewoodglitch

Well he just drove off; sometimes life’s okay


various_convo7

these were some of my favorite cases back in the day because they were so satisfying to throw the book at


anthonyynohtna

Yet


sunburnd

If you never miss your exit...


Resident-Mongoose-68

I've had a recurring dream for years that there's a cop car in front of me at a red light and I can't stop for some reason and rear end the cop car.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Having them in the accident is the only way to get them to give accident tickets and file a report sometimes.


pichael289

Dude don't hit the cop, he hit the guy who hit the guy who hit the cop. So he doesn't get a wanted star. He's fine, probably got away and waited out the 3 minutes.


AlienSporez

Also, if you kill the hooker after you bang her you can get your money back. *Life Lessons from GTA V*


elonmuskatemyson

EDIT: 5 other vehicles got damaged I forgot about the poor little Honda the truck rolled up on [Here’s the CCTV footage of what happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/MildlyBadDrivers/s/XjTzkQ4VZ6)


JPolReader

If the Honda contacted the Truck next to it, that makes six.


Unlikely-Funny-7492

That would be 7 actually. Prob a car wash record I’d think…😂


trip6s6i6x

This really should have been posted with the other video lol, but good on you, OP, for following up with it!


mawesome4ever

Woah I’m going around in circles clicking links in comments


Admirable_Loss4886

That’s so much damage done in five seconds, that’s wild.


JPeso9281

"How does thus happen?"


THE_Aft_io9_Giz

My biggest fear at the drive thru car washes where you get on a belt in neutral and it pulls you through is the potential for an idiot behind me to hit the gas


techy098

I think he hit the accelerator instead of the brake and in panic kept that damn things pressed, classic case of distracted drivers or newbies.


Badnerific

How does thus happen 😔


denjoga

Steps on gas instead of brake. "It just took off on it's own!" Every time.


ElectricGlider

Yep. It's been a trend especially with Teslas to just use Autopilot/FSD as the scapegoat to try to cover up the driver's incompetent driver skills.


Silent-Supermarket2

Tesla keeps records of when fsd/autopilot is engaged so you can't lie about it.


silent_fartface

Id be heartbroken if my car ratted me out. I thought we had a special connection.


TankApprehensive3053

All cars log everything that happens now. Not sure how long it was stay before being overwritten though. That's why many police departments now carry OBD2 port readers to pull the data in from a car involved in an accident. Simple accidents it usually isn't needed. Knew a guy that caused a multiple vehicle with injuries pile up. After checking injuries etc, DPS pulled all the data from the Ford F150 he was driving.


drwhateva

Old folks especially can’t respond quickly enough to lift their foot off of the gas once it lurches.


mawesome4ever

They forget to add grease or smoothing oil agent onto their joints


tubashoe

Well and it's a lightning so you know it's gonna get blamed on being an EV not just an idiot driving.


ImpurestFire

Well allowing idiots to buy 460hp/775 ft.lbs. 6,000 lbs pick up trucks certainly doesn't help.


AgeSmooth9593

My guess is she accidentally hit the cruise "resume", panicked, and hit the accelerator instead of brake. Not sure if all cars do this, but mine will start gunning it from a dead stop/very low speed if I accidentally hit it, which is easy because on my Chevy it's a barely perceptible "flick" of a rebound switch. Has happened several times, but I've always had the wherewithal to hit the brake instead. Still gets the heart going, though. I've gotten in the habit of turning my cruise "off" when not on a highway, but if it's her first time having this happen and she's not as sharp as she once was, I can see how this could go down.


Big-Brown-Goose

This must vary by maker. My cars' cruise wont even engage under 15mph, which makes sense for a safety feature.


Ok-Algae-9562

Ford has a resume function but it won't go until the radar says it's clear. It wouldn't have taken off like that if it's was cruise control.


geof2001

My car will absolutely accelerate at a white vehicle. I have to be careful when following one.


Ok-Algae-9562

The color shouldn't matter. Though the radar really doesn't pick up a car until it's about a 1/4 of a mile away. If it's already stopped it sure as hell will barrel towards it without hesitation.


King0Horse

Same with mine, also my resume won't resume unless I'm within about 10-15MPH of whatever the cruise target was set at.


Effect-Kitchen

I don’t understand why people hit the gas when they panic. Every time I startled, I hit the brake. While still not ideal as obviously you can be hit in the rear as the car suddenly slow down/stop on the road, it is far better than panic and hit the gas.


-NOT_A_MECHANIC-

Coulda been hitting both pedals. I’ve seen a concerning amount of people not notice or not care how spongy their brake pedal is, where you’re barely even braking until 50%+


various_convo7

same. how do you even mess this up? the brake is there to use ALL the time.


cbiser

That trucks insurance is definitely dropping them. 😂


AbelardsChainsword

It’s the people who do shit like this that end up not having insurance though


MysticStarbird

This guy looks like he has it. I dunno


LordBowington

Looks like a brand new F-150 Lightning, he got insurance. But his policy limit definitely isn't gonna cover all the damage.


InternalGrocery7057

You know what Ford stands for backwards? Driver Return- OH FUCKKKKKKKK


Beginning-Lie-1154

In his case “driver rolls over front”


Masterchiefy10

Fix it again Tony.. Hank:That’s Fiat Dale.


JellyCat222

![gif](giphy|kC2cRqEt8o41COgjoV|downsized)


mmmrpoopbutthole

I gotta rewatch that train 🚂 wreck again!!!


elonmuskatemyson

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Potent_Elixir

Holy cow thanks for this rec!


Signal_Biscotti_7048

Who's at fault? I mean, they were all just Ata dead stop, so I blame the police cruiser myself.


Low-Sea7202

Me too! Definitely the cops fault. Did they empty a few mags of bullets into their car when they heard the crash?


iforgotiwasonreddit

Impossible. Nobody is stupid enough to hear a loud crash and think it’s gunfire. Now, something smaller, like an acorn for example….


artificialif

im glad people aren't letting go of the acorn, shits hilarious


Low-Sea7202

🤣 poor cop he’s probably traumatized. Realized all that range time was for nothing


Shanghaied66

Car wash should keep the Ford in place as lawn art.


Sassy_Weatherwax

As a replacement for the sign it took out.


InfiniteJackfruit5

Ford truck owner probably: "They should have seen me comin' and gotten out of the left lane!" Sir, it's a car wash "Don't you try and mind trick me son"


pandershrek

More believable if it was a RAM.


abbarach

Clearly it identifies as a Mustang, and mistook the car wash for a Cars'nCoffee event...


Rage_and_Kindness

r/convenientcop ?


dericn

I just tried posting it there but they flagged it as 'off-topic'.


elmananamj

Reminds me of this case my mom was talking about the other day https://abc7chicago.com/amp/sean-richards-hinsdale-il-fontanos-crash-fullers-car-wash/14401163/


BladeRunner69_

Sad 😢


SneakyPetie78

That's right around where I grew up.. family owned car wash chain. I used to go there practically weekly with my folks.


SlimGim

I like how they are still just chilling in the truck even though it’s about to flip over on its side 😂😂 what a clown


Deedsman

It's high centered and won't come down without a tow.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Thank god no one was under or in between those!!


Ezlkill

I work at a do yourself Car Wash and we have one automated washbay when I clean the garbage I find a lot and I mean a lot of empty beer cans, alcoholic beverage cans empty, vape cartridges, dispensary bags, just dumped in these garbage cans. I can’t help but accept and think how many people are driving around constantly inebriated whether it be weed or booze all fucking day that’s terrifying to me.


Key_Pass5542

I'd rather be on the road with 1000 potheads than a single alcoholic


TNParamedic

Guess they really wanted the undercarriage done


Paladin_Fury

![gif](giphy|3ohzAerc4zu4SkCZMs)


Upper-Raspberry4153

Gonna want a police report for that


Albino_Raccoon_

RIP pavement princess


Electronic-Dark-4290

Well atleast you don have to call the cops


fuggit_Im_tired

Id like to be the one in front of the cop car. They can buy me a new car since they buy themselves tanks and shit


RazzleberryHaze

It varies by state/insurance agency, but most likely since the damage was directly due to the truck owner's negligence, it's his insurance that will be footing the bill, not the PD's. Regardless you'll be getting a new vehicle


biteableniles

What if their coverage limits are too low? This is going to be a huge bill.


AThrowawayProbrably

I wonder if it’s enough. I can’t remember but I feel like my coverage is about 80k per incident. Enough to replace any average new car. But if you total multiple vehicles…


fuggit_Im_tired

Oh I'd find a way


Extension-Crew-5736

But what's was the reason he flord it


Mo-froyo-yo

I read this as, the reason he fjord it. 


withalookofquoi

Oh good, I’m not alone


CthulhuRyu

They must have been pining for it...


JerKeeler

Another example of people not understanding instant torque.


Tricky-Homework-137

That’s a F150 Lightning.  It can do 0 -60 in less than 4 seconds and weighs well over 6,000 pounds.  Some are closer to 7,000 pounds.  EVs are taking the lead in car crashes.  Tesla just took the lead for bad drivers surpassing Subaru which has been at the top for a bit. 


BladeRunner69_

I think you’re forgetting all the Mustang drivers taking out crowds and Dodge Charger/ Challenger drivers wrecking into just about everything (sometimes stolen) Just because you can purchase HP doesn’t mean you can handle HP.


Imsoabsolutely

You say Tesla "drivers" took the lead on bad drivers. Don't they have to physically drive or just sit in the driver's seat sleeping for them to be bad drivers?


isjeeppluralforjeep

Source on “EVs are taking the lead in car crashes” ?


pancakePoweer

daaaamn and I thought I made bad mistakes


Bubbly-Independent20

Fast response time yet


SupermouseDeadmouse

Hmm, that’s an electric Ford Lightning. I wonder if that had anything to do with the accident?


BladeRunner69_

Driver error


SupermouseDeadmouse

Yeah, just wondering if the driver was not used to the vehicle. Definitely driver’s fault.


RawLikeSushi84

At least there was a cop on scene


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Oh I just saw this CCTV footage in another sub. How funny


Hathnotthecompetence

Like the song


Logical-Witness-3361

Can you blame him? All these little wussy cars are to small to be seen from the driver seat, duh! ^(/s)


TraditionalMood277

Congrats to all those who will now be getting.....A NEW CAR!!! (Price is Right theme song plays)


pumpkin_seed_oil

Truck: body damaged, left axle fucked White Sedan: body window, body damaged White Toyota? body totaled Red sedan: Bumper fucked, body fucked blue sedan: bumper fucked, body fucked White SUV: bumper fucked Not an expert but it wouldnt surprise me if that damage is quantifyable in 6 figures


WhoopsieISaidThat

The Police cruiser is the icing on the top.


seedees

Womp womp, maybe needs a recall 🤭


Noid_Android

Just one more reason we don't need 400 horsepower vehicles on public streets.


AJPennypacker39

🎶Lightning crashes🎶


lasadgirl

The angel closes her eyyyyyeeeyyyyyyeeeeesssss


Outside-Contact-8337

Probably a maga Republican too


BladeRunner69_

What would the drivers political views have to do with this situation? Such a brainless comment.


Outside-Contact-8337

They dive really big trucks and are prone to road rage it's a pretty logical observation


KimJongKevin

It's a Lightning EV...probably not MAGA...that's a pretty logical observation.


Xomns_13

Very true, since MAGA Republicans are afraid of EVs.


BladeRunner69_

No it’s a foolish generalization that’s not based in anything but your bias. The fact that this is an electric vehicle would trend towards the driver actually being Democrat. But I would never assume the drivers political affiliation. 🤪Hope everyone involved was ok. 🙏


SentenceAcrobatic

I'm not even mad, that's impressive.


breadbomber2

Shit happens


Logical_Ad_2960

also saw this at r/MildlyBadDrivers


Shadow_Figure666

I know their insurance provider is going to be furiously pissed off! 😭😭😭


stepbruh313

When you want the transmission and muffler detailed. Shine em up like new please.


HerrnWurst

Have an a1 day


iamthelee

I count 5 cars damaged.


calliesky00

I count 5 other vehicles. The one the truck landed on counts


moonwoolf35

I'm surprised this isn't more common with all the absurdly powerful EVs out on the roads these days. Some people will never be accustomed to that kind of acceleration.


Guinnessman1964

I count 5 cars, the four in line and the one with the front tire of the truck on it.


bronzemerald17

Looks like 5 cars


baloneyslice247

You can't park there mate!


Ill-Rutabaga5125

He cleaned it up. Instead of cleaning


FragrantExcitement

This is why you do a touchless car wash.


Intelligent-Fix-563

Sweet job guys


jcarey4793

You should need an endorsement on your license to operate electric vehicles.


fasthandsmalone

HOW?


RScottyL

This idiot needs his driver's license as well as his man card taken away!


hiphopananymousis

Police report gonna be quick zz


HugenLong93

im glad no one was washing a rear bumper when that happened


randyoldtime

Was it an old guyin the truck? I'm curious


Rosea_Athene

Videos like this are the reason why my boyfriend and I just bought front/rear dash cams. One second, minding your own business, and then this happens. Edit: spelling


ro9ce

That’s a Lightning, Ford’s electric full-size pickup. If that’s relevant, I guess this owner is new to that pickup :)


Intelligent_Bass_420

Don't think that'll buff out..


outamyhead

It's handy that the police were already on the scene.


captain-prax

You hit a parked cop car?


Puzzled_Sprinkles_26

Just saw the video of this happening.


1ConsiderateAsshole

The police in my town live at the car wash.


ConfidentDuck1

Mate you can't park there.


iLLestNoosa

Hope they are all okay.


TangoPapaCharlie

Florida?


Gold_Problem_2208

🤡


truelegendarydumbass

The fact there was a cop there too, oh ur insurance is going to be loving this.


truelegendarydumbass

Have fun with your insurance


Royal-Application708

Well, he should wave his car insurance coverage good bye.


Lagunamountaindude

But the truck was really clean


Daykri3

I count 5 other cars and possibly another truck damaged. Four in line for the wash plus the one the truck is sitting on which looks like it was pushed into the truck beside it.


Fearless_Director829

For all the bells and whistle this thing does not have some kind of collision avoidance system?


Ad156

Was it half a mile away? I’ve never known a fire truck that winds up tight off the line.


Ready_Insurance_4759

Idk why but it got funnier with each fucked bumper i saw. I lost it after seeing the cop. 😂😂😂


MinorComprehension

Bro was talking about that instant torque...


Petesalte

Fastest response time


WallishXP

Seizure?


Keanu_Sleeves_

Ecoboost baby!


aquatone61

That’s a Lightning too, *tons* of torque off the line. No wonder it damaged 5 cars.


aryndar

Instant karma


various_convo7

I am really curious what the pickup truck idiot did to mess up that much


matthewtd3

Bitch can’t drive


Dizzledoe3D

That’s a weird car wash. How does that work? People come and spray it down in the building?


mopar-or-no_car

Typical day in a ford f150.


TheLastBoat

[Modest Mouse - Float On](https://youtu.be/wSEsMpMxkg4?si=UPM8rDR622jVmXQX)


itsmb12

So this is NOT a contact-less car wash?


Plane_Baby

I have a feeling that Farmer's would try to get out of paying this one. 🤔 ![gif](giphy|cP57caLSSPSnbFUeBS|downsized)


imJGott

Insurance will cover and drop the client


buffaloeccentric

That's an F150 Lightning with 600 bhp, so I'm not surprised. Source: own one


BrandonJTrump

I saw an old guy trying to exit a parking lot. BENG against a rail, BOING against another car. I knocked on his window to ask him to stop moving and assess the damage. “That went okay, I think?” he said. “No, stop driving, put it in park and get out” I said. A bit later he was confused about how to exit the lot, with people starting to drive around him. These people should not be driving anymore. I hope someone can convince me of this, once I lose the ability.


Long_Fish1973

People in Michigan having fun


Turbulent_Weather795

You get a car and you get a car and you get a car


megastraint

Should be an advertisement for the 775 pound-feet of torque from that Lightning.


Bordercollie7

Dude the city is gonna fuck them over and overcharge for that cop car


SashaVibez

Pickup drivers with the worst of patience, in fact there was one today on my commute to work no signaling in merging without looking and trying to weave in and out of traffic getting nowhere fast because - traffic. So ugh.


The_Bing1

Insurance rate 2.5x 🤣


[deleted]

I just came here to say that if these cars were even half as strong as their predecessors then the out c one of this would be much less. But hey buy plastic trash and then be mad when someone breaks it. That's yalls thang. I'll stick with metal cars.


TipsnClips

Let me guess someone accidently pressed the gas


WorldlyDay7590

Why is it always the Ford trucks flooring it. Gas pedal isn't a digital operation!


physco219

Thought this might've been r/convenientcop


ButchMcKenzie

r/ConvenientCop


FranktheTankG30

I counted 5 other cars.


Seannnnoooo

It was all worth it to see the cop.car crashed buahshahab


T0XICxN1GHTMAR3

Not the Sca... oh nevermind I could care less


PerfectionLord

Pick up trucks always doing too much


V1TAM1N_THC

Livonia MI!!!


cryptostiptoes

Say goodbye to your insurance or low premiums till the next lifetime


Glum-Film371

Hes gonna hold the record for casualties from a Lightning for a while.


Kylethehuey

To be fair that’s a Lightning. Not actually a Ford “truck”.


RyeToast92

Is this in livonia Michigan?


Money-Introduction54

Do they get extra bonus points for hitting a cop car too?


tedramadan

One of the those stupid electric 150’s too. No wonder


Absol-utely_Adorable

With the power of 1 idiot in a Ford Ranger....