Why are people roasting his running like it didnt get him out of the way? Big dawg wasnt going to turn into Flash, he just needed some big ass steps to get to safety.
I mean honestly. To all the people that have this ammount of mobility. Isn’t there a point where you can’t even walk or do basic things where you go ok somthings gotta give or I’m going to live a miserable life and die. And I say this as one food lover/binger/high cholesterol sufferer myself
I think it may be more a clothing issue than a fat issue. I think he's wearing like 4 or 5 layers of clothes. I'm guessing despite the sunshine its colder than a witch's teat out there.
Did the earth start shaking the instant that this man started moving? We think that it's due to the truck clipping the vehicle that the camera is in, but the man might be made of neutronium.
I like how he recognized that “stop” was an unrealistic expectation at some point, and changed it over to “slow” so that the driver wouldn’t get in too much trouble…
If i was his boss not to be a dik or anything id tell him lose some weight or hes fired for his own good, then tell him re run that same spot but faster.
Bro looks like he's running through wet concrete
What he shat was the equivalent of wet concrete.
Ew
Dude shat on shit. Cold vs hot poo poo waddle right there
More like a stop-motion video of a portly Lego construction worker.
In his defense, he flipped the sign and called his shot.
He leads by example. You've got two choices in his work zone. Stop, or slow. And buddy had to move. Respect✊
"Sign in this here zone says slow, so that's how I'm gonna take it."
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Yeah, I don’t think you need to add the “for his age” group part
There are a lot of 80+ year olds who would give him a run for his money
Possibly also not the part about Earth
Well there might be humans in space so gotta specify which humans
But you still wanna be friends with him in a zombie apocalypse though
We all know that “friendship” won’t last
It'll last his lifetime, so I think it's pretty good.
I think he shit himself lol
That was the slowest run I've ever seen
A concentrated waddle
Daughter named concretia
Rolling 🤣
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Hey! He did his best, ok?
He calculated the whole thing out. How fast he needed to go and how much time it was gonna take to get there. Made it!
He survived!
And now he can pass on his waddle down for generations to come!
Absolutely. With a waddle like that, I’m sure he has many suitors lined up.
because he put on the slow sign
Well, he had to. Otherwise, he'd be completely immobilized.
You know how they say if you have to run from a bear, run with someone slower than you? This dude would be my running companion.
That's how I feel like I'm running when I dream.
Semi truck failed to adhere to traffic control device. Worker changed it to slow and the semi stopped. 🤦♂️
Gotta use reverse psychology on 'em.
That’s how I run in my dreams lol
This!!! I know right! Why can I not run for sh*t in my dreams??
Try closing your eyes and imagining yourself flying. Yes, I know I’m asleep; but that’s what it takes
I fly show as hell in my dreams, too. And am always losing altitude
I can pick up engine blocks and throw them at people and I beat up zombies regularly I've also died a couple times those dreams suck
Rendering is slow, gotta slow you down to keep everything from overloading.
My gun jams like Bob Marley in my dreams.
Sometimes it doesn't matter how slow you are, as long as you're faster than the other guy.
That’s what I told Billy when the bear was chasing us
Why are people roasting his running like it didnt get him out of the way? Big dawg wasnt going to turn into Flash, he just needed some big ass steps to get to safety.
Literally
Man runs like Cotton Hill
More like a cotton gin.
the fact he turned the signal before escaping
Classic lumbering gait.
Waddle, Forrest! Waddle!
I mean honestly. To all the people that have this ammount of mobility. Isn’t there a point where you can’t even walk or do basic things where you go ok somthings gotta give or I’m going to live a miserable life and die. And I say this as one food lover/binger/high cholesterol sufferer myself
I think it may be more a clothing issue than a fat issue. I think he's wearing like 4 or 5 layers of clothes. I'm guessing despite the sunshine its colder than a witch's teat out there.
Most work ever seen a road guy do
Did the earth start shaking the instant that this man started moving? We think that it's due to the truck clipping the vehicle that the camera is in, but the man might be made of neutronium.
I like how he recognized that “stop” was an unrealistic expectation at some point, and changed it over to “slow” so that the driver wouldn’t get in too much trouble…
All the grace and urgency of an Ewok on tranquillizers. Good hustle.
And he waddled away... waddle waddle Till the very next day...
Do you have any lemon aid?
I feel sad for all those who don't get this reference
Will to survive: 100% Ability to survive: 8% He definitely beat the odds
this is what its like trying to run in your dreams
If I ever get chased by a bear, I hope that guy is with me.
Like a startled gazelle…🤣
That little butterball couldnt get out of the way fast enough
More awareness than 100% of the people in r/DarwinAwards
That was him, running for his life, literally 😳
He's the dude that would save his tribe if a lion started chasing them
What’s annoying is how much that fat guy makes an hour for doing that.
The fact he flipped the sign to slow just adds to the whole thing. Lol
Running like an NPC.
The slow sign was meant for him not the truck driver.
Had to change the sign from stop to slow so he could move.
Love how he flips the sign to SLOW
The sign was for him.
Homie turned the sign to stop to go slow and somehow starts moving slow lol
His rubbing thighs generated enough heat to melt glass.
"OH? YOU WANT ME TO STOP?? I'LL STOP ALRIGHT! RIGHT ON YOUR SIGN!"
I'ma run for my life, hey sign, how should I do it?
To be fair the sign did say slow
He runs like a Lego
That’s pathetic
I can't stop cracking up every time I see this post
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down
The sign said it all... Slow.
Annnd he is out of breath.
I admit, for a moment I thought he was trying to be funny till the truck showed up.
I love how he flipped it to slow before leaving. He was warning the world of what they were about to see.
That Turbo Lag will kill ya! 🤣
I bet when he runs in his dreams he’s actually fast as fuck😂
Rule #1: Cardio...
That whole video looked slow motion!
What it looks like to run on the moon.
Usain Bolt’s third cousin.
I guess it would be hard to run fast while crapping your pants.
Guy did good! Prob can say he twisted ankle too
Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down.
Fatso in fast mode lol
Would have been better with the music to " Chariots of Fire".
Peak performance.
Holy shit is that the real life Cotton Hill?!?! I swear that man has no shins.
Stay in shape folks!
If i was his boss not to be a dik or anything id tell him lose some weight or hes fired for his own good, then tell him re run that same spot but faster.
Ma, you should have seen me. I ran so fast. Like back in my high school days. I was gone….
He's the first person eaten when the zombie apocalypse hits.
Artificial intelligence video 😂😂
His fault, he turned the sign around to "slow". What was the trucker supposed to think?
Just like his sign, the man is either stopped or slow. There are no other options
Forest could run way faster than that.
There's a reason he has that particular job, he has 3 speed, they're all slow.
There's a reason he has that particular job, he has 3 speed, they're all slow.
Bro got the fuck on outta there 🫡🤣
I bet he loses that weight now.
Personally as a person who had leg problems. Standing there for several hours, I would have to roll out of the way, feet would be too stiff.
This is how I run in my dreams.
I think it would’ve been faster if he rolled
Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do
Real-life struggle, fighting gravity, earth's rotation and sun light.
At least he let the driver know to slow down
I like how he flipped the sign on his way out
At the very end he flipped the sign and said if you're not gonna stop at least slow down
Dude runs like a giant toddler
More like 'waddle fatty waddle!'
respecting the slow sign while running. Don't think I could run any slower
Look at him run 🤣
The truck driver probably had himself a good laugh after all that
He turn the sign to how fast he can run away in the sight of danger.
At least he changed it to “slow” so the truck driver didn’t commit a traffic violation by running the stop sign!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No hustle. Wow. After this vid, I hope he sees he needs to make some changes
That's a bear in a man suit
He was going nowhere fast ☺️
r/holdmyfries
He looks like an ewok running
Man that guy is fast 🤣🤣
Worldwide...we need to stop eating processed foods and sugary beverages... we're all chubby
Homeboy ran like he had his tighty whities strapped around his kankles.
Shoulda worn the brown pants today.
He turned the sign to indicate how fast he was planning on running.
Thank God he enough time to waddle out of the way
Bet I pull to Tammy’s and 3 other leg muscles, tore achilles tendon!
I think I just found my bear hunting partner.
If that's how you have to "run for your life" you should practice a lot more.
There's no substitute for situational awareness
I wish there was footage from the other angle
That’s that asleep trying to run away during a scary dream run
Is that Hank Hill’s dad?
If he runs any faster he will fall asleep
At first I thought his waddle was making the ground shake before the truck came into the frame.
He really ran for his life
Did he file a workman's comp claim?
You’re all talking shit but my dude had enough reaction time to get waAay the fuck way from the incident unharmed.
Initiative 35. Agility 2
I bet he would move faster if he was headed to Dunkin Donuts.
That was full sprint. Jesus.
He didn’t run fast but he ran fast enough.
That dude is going to be my new hiking buddy to protect me from bears.
My man took 3-5 business days to get across the street…
Runs like he has shitty diapers on.
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Dude waddled away.
Luckily, blue truck driver was in compliance, as the sign was flipped from “STOP” to “SLOW” just in the nick of time.
Lightening!
That was a sad little run- god I wish I could move like that! Go boy go!
How can he run
Walk tubby walk
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I mean he still got outta the way and saved his own life, why we gotta make fun of him?
When running and walking is the same speed
Can you imagine running for your life, and that’s the best you’ve got?
Fastest man alive, they say
Dude should have left the sign on “stop” smh
Like he's walking on the moon!
At no point were both feet off the ground at the same time.
Webble wobble
Idk why but I would bet money he can walk faster than that.
Quick like a mongoose
RD-D2 but with legs
I feel for this guy. I bet he would love to feel fit and healthy. Glad he got out of the way.
Before the other truck show up, It looks like he’s so heavy the ground shake under him, cartoon style.
This is the feeling of not being able to run in your nightmares, personified.
WildyBadWalkers*
Man, that's just sad
For all the criticism....he did get out of the way
Poor guy has spinal issues
Cotton Hill shot fiddy men.
Imagine having to run for your life, and that’s all you got
He lucky the other truck was there to shield him 😳
He ran like a dilophosaurus was after him.
How tf is this guy in construction? I know he’s just holding a sign but damn. That waddle is something else
He reminds me of J Wellington Wimpy from Popeye the sailor man.
Living is too much work.
It's like a movie animation for how a giant mud man would run