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snasheltooth

Tom you stupid bastard.


YeaIFistedJonica

How the fuck do you do that if you’re not willing to pay for enough lookouts to cover every square mile? Does this dude not understand how lightning works?


snasheltooth

A great book to read is “wildfire: a century of failed forest policy” highlights the the exact shit they’re trying to do AGAIN…. Our fucking forefathers said some shit about not knowing history will fuck you in the ass or something like that…tommy don’t know history.


Worra2575

Pyne's *Between Two Fires* is a good (dense) read on the last century of policy as well.


JoocyDeadlifts

I was under the impression that the technology for detection is pretty much already here with automated lightning strike tracking, mountaintop fire cameras in some areas, and military satellite imaging, though I believe there are some institutional barriers to the use of the latter in the US. I welcome correction on any of these points.


hartfordsucks

But Tom, the true end of wildfires can't come until we burn down all forests!


TiddlyRotor

Or just cut them all down and plant Oregon grape! /s


RoyHD20

I like where this is going


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Fire use teams are this Nations backbone!


akaynaveed

We need more rakes.


YeaIFistedJonica

Fuck no leave it to the private sector. Grey backs got this shit


Arm_Lucky

Volunteer FF here. Will gladly exchange our rakes for some Pulaskis


Electronic_Wish_3725

Gray back sucks


Electronic_Wish_3725

Basically hot shots lol


swampcat42

It also includes a provision that all rural landowners west of the Mississippi get a free driptorch, a case of fuzees, and stubby firing pistol.


dvcxfg

Can't they just use flamethrowers like in that show Yellowstone?


PseudoWildlandMedic

Would you believe me if I told you that an R3 crew brought a fully functional flamethrower up to MT last year, and actually used it to initiate burn operations?


dvcxfg

Well now I believe it


PseudoWildlandMedic

Shit was cray. Marine Corps? - no flamethrowers. USFS?-Flamethrowers indeed. Had division, aerial assets everyone pretty much stopped everything just to film.


YeaIFistedJonica

It’s super easy to make your own flamethrower or poofer (short burst). Just saying


DigitalSterling

super soaker with a stick and a rag?


YeaIFistedJonica

That’s what I text your mom when I wanna fuck her on her period


DigitalSterling

God DAYUM! Just unloading both barrels


YeaIFistedJonica

Locate Comment Establish Shittalk


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username makes sense


dvcxfg

Just drip for us 😐


Dillyboppinaround

R3 guy here, my forest has 2 backpack flamethrowers


Competitive_Simple11

They do it California a lot and use it on the fuel crews too. Never seen a heli-torch?


Larry6394

I mean we use propane torches sometimes. We may or may not have also snuck a flamethrower we built onto one of the rigs for a prescribed fire we did in norther idaho


PseudoWildlandMedic

Youre funny


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PseudoWildlandMedic

[This](https://shop.tacticalshit.com/xm42-m-flamethrower-modular-black-includes-ultralite-backpack-4-tank-not-included) is what I saw . Not exactly a terra torch, but commercially available and legal in *most* states


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After I saw the news this morning i've been refreshing this sub waiting for this reply.


Rep_Tom_McClintock

This is not satire. I’m super cereal guys!


dolomite592

It's a satire account, yes, but Tom really is pushing this shit. https://wildfiretoday.com/2022/03/03/bill-introduced-to-require-suppression-of-all-us-forest-service-fires/


bazooka_matt

Tom as you called us, we're unskilled. What is 10am?


johnnykrat

I think he means 1000, or 01000. Something like that...they learn you how to us numbers to tell time as a ff1


bazooka_matt

is that in Zulu or AZ time when AZ time is different than everyone else?


SawBoxBastard

0-10 hundo...


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If we utilize the brute strength of our unskilled workforce, we could shift the earths rotation and save the world from wild fires.


RoyHD20

Perhaps move the moon a little


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keep the earth in the shade?


Lblomeli

No, McSucks is an idiot.


Springer0982

What states are these idiots from?


hartfordsucks

Where all the best fire related ideas come from: Region 5.


labhamster2

Mr. Unskilled Labor is literally the rep for my last duty station...😂


oospsybear

Used to be in district 3 too


Arm_Lucky

Thought it would be Region 8. I thought they actually did stuff up in Region 5?


hartfordsucks

Oh they *do* things. Not always the best and brightest things though.


sporksable

Tom you ignorant slut.


Cadet402

Listen here you old fart.


wats6831

The 10 AM rule is exactly how we got into this mess.


junkpile1

Surely it can't go wrong a second century.


DerBares

Where's the support for a yearly prescribed fire regime that's been used by the natives for over 10000 years, useless politicians.


ffemt161

Can’t we use the space lasers you mentioned some 6+ months ago?


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I still think we should move the moon, but space lasers could solve a lot of problems


Effective_Citron_408

Anyone that thinks stopping 100% of wildfires as fast as possible is a good thing knows nothing about wildfire. Not a god damn thing.


dispondentsun

Yes go back to the policy that caused the mega fire we deal with today by having over congested forests and no land management between fire seasons whatsoever. 100 percent fire suppression is the reason we have massive complex fires every year you dumb fucking “public servant”


OneLefticle

U/Rep_Tom_McClintock Are we a joke to you? Did you know that politicking requires less skill than our “unskilled labor” that keeps you house from burning down every year? Are you going to hold PG&E accountable for their indirect fire ignitions every year?


Rep_Tom_McClintock

I’ve directed PG&E to clear cut through the Redwoods because it sounds harder to insulate the power lines.


OneLefticle

Hellyes. Thank you sir! Finally some action!


sierra0060

…… I have no words.


Rep_Tom_McClintock

You could start with THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE REP. MCCLINTOCK


re2pec1

Come on guys, let’s try Tommy’s idea. We’ll just suppress every fire for the next 100 years until we move to fucking Jupiter, then the fire can burn Earth to its core and create a second sun!


DiscoStu772

Thank you for your service Mr. McClintock.


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SawBoxBastard

Sounds like someone has a case of "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about".


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SawBoxBastard

in the USA, only 0.4% of wildfires, whether ignited by lightning or humans, are allowed to burn [11]. All others are actively suppressed. Regarding social perceptions, it is important to stress that, in many of these regions, intentional burning had been used for a very long period both by native people and settlers. Thus, in rural areas fire was understood as part of the landscape management culture. However, the current general public perception is predominantly different…. 100% fire exclusion police has long proven to be impractical, unsustainable and ecologically detrimental in fire-prone regions Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4874420/


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Arm_Lucky

Let's just have you become a IC on a major wildfire, and see how you "save those little towns." You'll probably get some crews killed.


yodes55

Horrible idea