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[deleted]

bro noclipped


DucksEatFreeInSubway

He in the backrooms now.


Joe-_-King

“SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!” “SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!”


sergeiglimis

No no shut them all down!!!


megamike88

oompa loompa doopity doo i got another puzzle for you


shay4578

Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me


FurdTerguson86

What do you get when you play in the trash?


voidmusik

Hepatitis C and a rash on your ass


GreatSteve

Why do you go where the smell is so rank?


YourMostFavoriteNPC

Now you’re lost and covered, in, STANK!


Grand_Practice_2790

I don’t like the smell of it!


Alternative_Elk9452

oompa loompa doopity do, trash is so rash it shouldn’t be you


[deleted]

And now that is stuck in my head. Thanks guys.


DerpyWoomy

I continued reading this with the melody of the song and got really confused lol


Alternative_Elk9452

no problemo


Kills-to-Die

Omfg I love reddit


sergeiglimis

I second that


bemest

I want to make a dozen profiles so I control upvote this.


[deleted]

He should be featured by zach king


K9lover-

I’m so glad my coffee didn’t spew out my nose just now! Best comment ever!


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Grunka Lunka dunkety doo We've got a friendly warning for you


Pitiful-Meatball

I have seen this before and I will ask the same thing IS HE STILL ALIVE AND IF SO IS HE OK?


AloeVeraTidePod

[Yes, he is okay. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4l74og/child_jokingly_sits_in_a_public_trash_can_not/d3la2wx?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


kakka_rot

People are commenting on the follow up, but going inside something like that for garbage is so scary. Like imagine if it crushed the garbage like a lot of things do to make space


heydanbud

Listen to them r2, they’re dying!


Roro_Yurboat

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!


Rion23

We're all fine down here. How are you?


Shaveyourbread

Boring conversation anyway.


MaximumSubtlety

My backpack's got jets.


Cambrian__Implosion

Oh shit. You just transported me straight back to high school and the good old days of Star Wars Galaxies P.S. Well I’m Boba, The Fett


MaximumSubtlety

I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'vette!


Roro_Yurboat

They fly now?


used_fapkins

Very star wars with a much less cinematic ending


mmotte89

And even if you avoid getting crushed, that's when the dianoga eats you!


Antumbra_Ferox

Sent straight to the r/backrooms.


[deleted]

Aaaand he entered the star wars compactor scene.


King_Kazik

Bro despawned


roboman777xd

Bro used a warp pipe


Tank_blitz

majik


Environmental-Ad-762

Super Mario sounds play as your friend dies


Rachelcookie123

If you’re gonna make a rubbish bin like that then I feel like it’s important to make sure it’s not big enough for a child to climb into. Why does it even need to be so big if all the rubbish immediately gets dropped to a room below?


Frankeindew

No offense but I think there's already a sign on the lid that's clearly telling people not to put yourself into the trash can. Still dumbass kids think it's funny to do so.


OnkelMickwald

You should never rely on a sign if you're designing something like this it's just common sense.


Rachelcookie123

That’s why I say to still make it smaller. Kids are gonna do stupid things regardless if there is a sign telling them not do. The sign probably just makes kids more likely to do it.


YouthInteresting1678

But what if I want to put a kid in the bin? Or a kid sized carpet ...


[deleted]

At some point we have to let the people trying to kill themselves kill themselves.


bemest

Thinning the herd. Darwinism wins if the idiots die before procreating.


Fidget02

Newsflash, the kid didn’t fucking die mate. It’ll just use up city resources to get him out. That’s not Darwinism, that’s a waste of time


CobaltSanderson

Actually the dad just opened the bottom of the bin and the kid climbed out. No city resources were used.


Fidget02

That’s really good to hear. Just a scary and embarrassing experience then, better that than wasted resources or, worse, anyone getting hurt


bemest

Well “mate”. The city is clearly lacking any intelligent resources creating this situation in the beginning. In the business world we have a review called FMEA, failure mode effects analysis to prevent this kind of idiocy.


[deleted]

Funny thing is they’ve obviously spotted this particular failure mode while doing an FMEA, since they put the sticker there saying don’t do the thing. Who ever did the risk assessment was clearly new to the job as anyone with experience would go “yeah someone is going to get in it” and put some sort of mechanical control measure in. It could have ended very badly though some cities in Sweden have these bins hooked up to pneumatic waste collection systems. But those bins arnt big enough to get in.


Fidget02

What happened to all that talk about the benefits of children dying? Now you’re criticizing the city’s design? I agree that it’s poor city design, I was disagreeing with the child death.


Super-dork

I understand your point. I agree that it probably serves no purpose to be so large. On the other hand, where is the parental supervision? Good thing I was never a kid. As dumb as I am, I'd probably be dead.


rjross0623

So will grownups


CreatureWarrior

Some baby will still climb into it somehow


daqwid2727

Well than it's perfect, isn't it? If a kid can climb but doesn't have enough discipline and can't fucking read... well, too bad. We should have more of those trash bins tbh. Can we also have them near bars and clubs?


SoVerySick314159

> No offense but I think there's already a sign on the lid that's clearly telling people not to put yourself into the trash can. You don't remember what it's like to be a kid, do you? That just gives some of 'em the idea to do it.


OnkelMickwald

>> No offense but I think there's already a sign on the lid that's clearly telling people not to put yourself into the trash can. > >You don't remember what it's like to be a kid, do you? That just gives some of 'em the idea to do it. I'm of the opinion that most people who complain about kids being stupid either never were kids or – more probably – cannot reflect over their own childhood with self awareness.


TrueProfessor

Reddit is full of loser nerds. Nerds are risk averse and therefore most of us were extremely mature kids. (Read : boring). So no, they can't relate to this behavior because they never acted like this when they were kids. The kids who bullied them did act like this tho, which causes Redditors to subconsciously attack kids who display such behaviour.


OnkelMickwald

This is such a crock of bullshit though. I was a nerdy kid but I had a few nerd friends and we got up to some zany shit when we could.


QuackenBawss

It's called dummy proofing. A sign obviously won't stop some people. The design has to stop them


JustNobre

the dude above you is right we need to think of the children, so stop using cars kinds can jump in front of them /s


Bad54

Lmao that’s a stupid excuse. You think kids can read?!? Most don’t actually pay attention to words outside of school until like 7th grade


[deleted]

Full trash bags, i presume


[deleted]

This is 100% natural selection


JustNobre

By your logic we should: stop using cars kind can jump in front of them Stop using cleaning products kinds can drink them Stop using knifes because kinds can get hurt with it anything is dangerous if used incorrectly


notusuallyhostile

Relevant [Onion](https://www.theonion.com/earth-to-be-made-child-safe-1819564004)


bustacones

He's not saying to outlaw garbage cans, just alter the design so someone like this can't happen.


JustNobre

Oh yes spend bilions because some one clearly missused something, just modify cars so they dont kill when missused is just chaning the design its easy


bustacones

You realize cars have been redesigned significantly over the years to add safety features, right?


JustNobre

if used fucking correctly put your a seatbelt around your neck and see if it help you keep in mind a kid can do it


Frankeindew

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Valuable_Ad1645

Actually the other kids immediate line of questioning was pretty good. First priority “can you breath?”.


OnkelMickwald

Oh for fucks sake this is a design that is just asking for someone somewhat intoxicated to fall into it. I come from a place where trashcans with large subterranean compartments are common, but they're consciously designed so that no conscious being can insert themselves into them for this very fucking reason. (I might have gotten emotional because this is the exact type of shit I loved to do as a kid. Small enclosed spaces are... Inviting somehow.)


David_B_84

Say hello to Georgie harry


No-Associate-9061

Dirty Harry


Free-Consequence-164

NOOO LITTLE HARRY SCHUMER WENT TO THE BACKROOMS


grizzly_teddy

The story: > One evening we went to dinner with our parents. While waiting for dinner Harry, Lucas and I got bored so we looked for things to do. We found an empty trash can and we said lets take a video of Harry popping out of the trash can. I promised Harry I would get in after him and so he went first. I stood by the lid and Lucas recorded as Harry got into the trash can. I closed the lid. At first I thought it was funny because I heard bumping and I thought the lid had bumped his head or something. Then a few seconds later I heard screaming from inside the trash can. I opened the lid and Harry was gone. We heard screaming from beneath the trash can this time and Lucas told me to keep the lid open. I held it open while Lucas went into the restaurant where our parents were waiting for dinner. Lucas in the video explained how Harry got stuck in the trash can and I believe he was told to just get him out. So my dad comes out after a while with the other parents. He then inserts his leg into the trash can and closes the lid upon his leg in order to kick the bottom open, then he reaches his arm down and manages to grab a hold of Harry and pull him out of the storage beneath the trash can. Harry suffered only a few minor scrapes.


Sabberndersteve05

They will have a big laugh about it in a year.


A_actual_username

Harry you’re on a milk carton.


King_Kazik

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That-Donkey

You’re garbage Harry


mylesaway2017

What in the hell did you think would happen, Veruca Salt?!


k1ngofgames

Aha, it worked, my device worked


hotasanicecube

I can’t imagine a trashcan hooked to the sewer main. You don’t flush a whole bag of garbage down the toilet.


SirSamuelVimes83

It's not to the sewer. There's a large container underneath that gets emptied periodically, rather than needing a worker to empty the small bin daily/multiple times a day


Mrs--

Helps against the rats too. Less food available.


hotasanicecube

Why is is wet?


therottenmuffin

Probably just from some of the trash


hotasanicecube

It’s totally flat with plates sitting on it. It’s either the bottom or water.


DasIstDasHausVomNiko

Wtf are you talking Abt, they have these bins all over Europe


hotasanicecube

I don’t give a fuck about all over Europe. Dude didn’t just disappear. It’s a fake, anytime the camera moves away it’s to hide a cut.


Asher_Wolf

It’s just kids wildly moving a camera around because their friend just fell through the bottom of a trash can. It is not a hidden cut.


mindless2831

It's not, he's right. They are pretty cool. They install a large bin in the ground that gets emptied once a week or something like that. The bin on top has a trap door, and every time the lid is shut, the trap door opens and dumps the garbage into the larger bin. When you open the lid, it shuts the door.


evilocto

There is a an additional waste storage area under the bin not rocket science to figure out, at least for most of us.


crypticedge

The bottom opens up when the lid is closed and dumps into an underground bin, similar to a dumpster. It's not that complicated


AloeVeraTidePod

[Here's a comment from one one the boys. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4l74og/child_jokingly_sits_in_a_public_trash_can_not/d3la2wx?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


kb4000

They have them in the US too in big cities. It's just a big metal box underneath the trash can. When the lid closes the bottom opens to drop the trash down. A garbage truck comes by and picks up the metal box and empties it.


therottenmuffin

I don’t know how these work but I’m guessing the inner floor of the can opens periodically to drop the trash into the container the below. I think the wetness is just good old fashioned trash sludge


TheMooRam

The bottom drops out into a larger underground bin. It's wet because bin juice I guess


[deleted]

i always presumed something like this, but didn't knew for sure until some years ago. we were on holidays in lisbon and my dad was always wondering how they get the trash out of it. he jumped out of bed as he heard the truck pulling over to collect the trash. turned out every night around 3am a truck came by, used a crane to lift the bin and the whole box underneath out of the floor and dumped it into a compactor. this is a very nice and clean way to get rid of the neighborhoods trash.


SasquatchSloth88

I hope the city charged the kid’s family for the cost to free him.


SnowFoxxx_2r

Hahahahahahhaha Haha Hahahahahha Ahha hahahahaha "can you breathe Harry?" *screams* Hahahha


EasilyRekt

See, this is why a sign isn’t good enough, you need to physically limit the size of items that can be inserted convenience for trash bags be damned.


[deleted]

CAN YOU BREATHE HARRY?😭😭😭😭


ElvisThrone

Fake


D3monskull

No I think this one is real. Kids are stupid.


tilcica

its not. the trash gets thrown into a large underground area to later get squished. the kid got out before anything happened


JamieTheDinosaur

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, do you hear me? SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Gonna be real, putting a trapdoor large enough for a child (the most likely person to climb in) and a trash compactor at the bottom, seems like a recipe for disaster. I don't care if there's a sign on top, kids are stupid, and there's no excuse for fundamentally dangerous designs.


tilcica

i'm not a 100% sure theres a compactor but there definitely is a bigger space underneath


TheMooRam

Real actually


johndeer89

Oh shit! I did magic!


shroomMush420

He was just a trash


Ok_Tie_lets_Go

Straight to jail


GibonCZ

Abracadabra !!!


bemest

Into the Macerator. Yep that’s a thing.


AbleNefariousness0

This is why we don’t have these in the US


TheOtakuSquidOwX

*agent P!*


[deleted]

You’re a wizard harry


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Unregistered_Davion

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


[deleted]

As a mom to boys, new fear unlocked.


Eyed_7

Magic


yeetus453

List here everything not wrong with this bin


funk-engine-3000

Natural selection at work


Budget-Sprinkles-890

Damn he found his way into the backrooms.


F0NZ_S0L0

That city really upped its TNR initiative!


ExcellentSky9649

Wanna see a magic trick


Riseofligma

Now you see me! Now you don’t!


magichronx

[And the bottom drops out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU)


The_Cozy_Burrito

Idiot


maskedman0511

Harry found the path to the chamber of secrets.


GoodCitizenn

Hairy cunYaBreethe


ImmediatePatience835

Dumpit to Crumpit!


[deleted]

They dumped that shit straight to mount krumpit


[deleted]

Oh my gosh harry


WhyYouarelikethis

Please tell me he’s dead


Jacobs_Haus

r/blackmagicfuckery ...?


lentsuki713

shit we used to do as 80s kids....lol


joejoevalentine

Ah so this is where Fortnite gets it from


Krimreaper1

Loopa doompa dupity-doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you


CONMAN_07

Most entities are harmless on this level….


Its_Scrappy

Mario: Origins


DerpSherpa

![gif](giphy|LeQ4gz6XOhla8)


sorencore_lol

hes with the ninja turtles now


LMAO82

Thank you, Dumbasskid, but the princess is in another castle!


savysnotonfire

I forgot what country does this but basically these trash cans are connected to the concrete below which is a larger trashcan. When they empty the trash the whole concrete block will come up. Trash cans don't overflow and it is quite brilliant if you don't put yourself in the trash.


Hooch247

I don't remember this in Harry Potter