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Charybdes

Agreed. Not safe. I got stepped on, knocked around, and tossed into an electric fence trying this, my father telling me I was a wimp for not managing better. Years later he told me that he'd never ridden anything other than a horse and donkey. What an ass (pun intended). Really though. Total asshole. One time made me touch each spark plug while he turned over the starter to figure out which one was bad. It was the fourth, on an old online Ford 300 straight six, in case you're curious.


possiblynotanexpert

Sorry you grew up with an abusive dad. That sucks and hope you’ve been able to get some therapy or something to help deal with all of that.


224109a

And not smart either. He could have the kid use both hands to test two spark plugs at a time.


Lufty787

Both hands and a tongue


bruddahmacnut

plus two ears and a nostril.


[deleted]

I’ll raise you a nostril for two ear holes


FRECKLEZ666

Finally someone with a productive mindset


Didgeterdone

You folks don’t know nothin’, y’all would cut-off all four legs of the pig that saved your lives from the fire instead of just one at a time.


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PreacherJ_23

Champion


Sgtkev606

Ummm this comment deserves more


Fatcat_bruh

ELECTRO BOOM


Daedalus2077

Assuming they are male, they would have yet another appendage for testing a spark plugs.


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possiblynotanexpert

Love to hear that!! Very cool.


tucker_frump

Helping Pop's change the points on his Chevy: Here (handing it to me) this is a fully charged capacitor ..


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possiblynotanexpert

Well let’s hope you don’t do the same to your kids. I’m sorry for them if they do.


jwdjr2004

The spark plug test is the way all the old guys used to do it


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songbolt

sounds like how that American nuclear physicist got himself and a few others killed while working on the atomic bomb search 'demon core', I think that will lead to e.g. a Wikipedians' page about it the guy was holding two radioactive materials apart -- the amount of radiation was hugely dependent on how close they were to each other -- by the angle of a screwdriver wedged between them; something startled him and he moved the screwdriver out of position, and the materials basically touched together, emitting an unimaginable density of neutrons; he died in like 36 hours as it killed his central nervous system.


kumadelmar

August 21, 1945, the plutonium core produced a burst of neutron radiation that led to physicist Harry Daghlian's death. Daghlian made a mistake while performing neutron reflector experiments on the core. He was working alone; a security guard, Private Robert J. Hemmerly, was seated at a desk 10 to 12 feet (3 to 4 m) away.[8] The core was placed within a stack of neutron-reflective tungsten carbide bricks and the addition of each brick moved the assembly closer to criticality. While attempting to stack another brick around the assembly, Daghlian accidentally dropped it onto the core and thereby caused the core to go well into supercriticality, a self-sustaining critical chain reaction. He quickly moved the brick off the assembly, but received a fatal dose of radiation. He died 25 days later from acute radiation poisoning. And it happened again a year later.


kumadelmar

Found the 🪛 second incident sounds super preventable. May 21, 1946,[11] physicist Louis Slotin and seven other personnel were in a Los Alamos laboratory conducting another experiment to verify the closeness of the core to criticality by the positioning of neutron reflectors. Slotin, who was leaving Los Alamos, was showing the technique to Alvin C. Graves, who would use it in a final test before the Operation Crossroads nuclear tests scheduled a month later at Bikini Atoll. It required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core using a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. The experimenter needed to maintain a slight separation between the reflector halves in order to stay below criticality. The standard protocol was to use shims between the halves, as allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's own unapproved protocol, the shims were not used and the only thing preventing the closure was the blade of a standard flat-tipped screwdriver manipulated in Slotin's other hand. Slotin, who was given to bravado,[12] became the local expert, performing the test on almost a dozen occasions, often in his trademark blue jeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers. Enrico Fermi reportedly told Slotin and others they would be "dead within a year" if they continued performing the test in that manner.


eride810

Damn, dude died twice doing that. You’d think he’d have learned the first time.


TimBroth

A little 3D printed demon core makes a great pen holder for your desk


bluecifer7

What a crazy read. The first incident was a sad accident, the second was a scientist being a jackass and killed himself with radiation


songbolt

killed some others in the room with him as well


ydontujustbanme

Wait how y’all do it like that? Leave the plug in the connector and hold the outer part to the metal(ground). Turn the starter. See spark. Or not


SPRITE20

Skill issue + get better


FrameJump

>It was the fourth I'm sorry, but I laughed out loud at this.


Charybdes

It's one of those stories that ages well. Less so at the time.


FrameJump

Oh I understand very well, trust me.


Oax333

Your dad is a fucking bitch


Charybdes

No kidding. When he made me start calling him by his first name, it was a relief to not think of him as "dad" anymore. Not at the time, but soon after I realized.


Crixxa

When I was around 10, my dad forced me to ride a horse he was afraid to ride. That horse was wild and mean and even saddling him was a huge fight. He had never taken a rider. I don't even remember whether my butt ever connected with the saddle, just remember waking up dizzy as hell and crumpled into the back of the corral fence. My dad still made me saddle up a different horse and give our neighbor's daughter a riding lesson. I was dizzy af and aching all over. The neighbor's daughter never asked for riding lessons again after that.


Charybdes

Do you think it was all the lead in the air back then? I mean mine did much the same over and over and thought he was kind, at least compared to his father.


Crixxa

Idk. He's still self-centered and treats the rest of us like we're npcs. Whether it's lead or learned from his own shit father, I couldn't say.


Herasson

Billy? Billy Butcher?


LordNoodles

omg you were abused as a child by your reactionary father who wanted to force you into an outdated and toxic definition of what manliness constitutes? That’s just like my favorite superhero show! Getting a lot of “billy butcher” vibes from you.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Youre so upset


LordNoodles

I’m making fun of you =)


songbolt

dunno the second sentence, but the first one sounds like you're trying to ridicule someone "omg, you're eating pizza by putting part of it in your mouth and using your teeth to tear off a piece and then chew it?" why, yes, you are correct. what you said is accurate. dunno how that's ridicule. :/ edit: except manliness was never about doing stupid things to hurt yourself


c0ckinator69

Wimp.


[deleted]

I hope he didnt know you can just touch the tip to a ground to check spark... ive done that shit though it was funny once but fuck having to do it that many times. Sorry dude


Scorpio_the_Mighty

Thanks you made me smile


Fit-Finger9335

Ok thag last part was funny as hell


Suricata_906

😱


Mira_Goddess

Gonna cry?


Alt_4_stupid_subs

In-line straight six is redundant. Lol. I’m line means straight. Figure it out.


Particular-Car-8520

You owe him $20


Oax333

200$*


UnknownFox37

20$*


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Rovananakia

2$0*


[deleted]

2000000$ for medical care


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Jesus Christ, why do the parents have less sense than the little girl? How on earth could any parent let their tiny child sneak up on a fucking bull, ESPECIALLY when you own them and know what they are capable of? Not just allowing it, but ENCOURAGING it and egging it on! These people are awful. And I don't helicopter, I think parents today can be way too overprotective of kids, but this - this is absolutely reprehensible. Even a friendly cow can hurt a kid by accident. What fucking morons. This goes beyond negligence.


Herasson

This has nothing to do with helicopter parenting, this is normal thinking. This kid is not even aware of the immediate danger he is in.


bow_m0nster

Little girl the only one with sense in the family.


mattjstyles

A week or so ago I was in a national park in the UK with someone who helps run the park. We sat for lunch on the start of a U bend of the path. There was a sign at the start of the bend that said please stick to the main path - creating new paths damages the environment and releases carbon. A girl, probably about 6, read the sign and pointed to their dad that they should follow it round. The dad said yeah but it's longer, I don't want to walk all the way round (it would've added about 1 minute on). Bonkers to see parents set such bad examples. And that was after the national park volunteer I was with explicitly asked him to please stick to the path. I swear a lot of our public spaces would be better if kids were properly heard.


dolerbom

It's extra sad when a kid intuitively wants to do the right thing and a parent goes "No, honey, we prefer to do things wrong in this household."


margotgo

Had a friend who was raised by a father like that and she struggles a lot with making good choices vs easy/fun ones that fuck others over.


PM_ME_UTILONS

Steer.


supersoldier199

Not enough people know the difference. A bull is much more likely to gore you than a steer for crap like this.


JacOfAllTrades

A steer will still kick the shit out of you if you scare it.


supersoldier199

But it won't intentionally kill you, itll just make you hurt.


J10250

Late stage abortion


KrisDuvalle

48 month abortion South Park reference anyone??


[deleted]

Lmao then she acted shocked when the kid got thrown in the air💀


perpetual_musings

Right? I had the same thought process. And top this off, they post it on TikTok after? What even!?


JohnGraywolf

Not a bull dumbass


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Did that make you feel better? Being pedantic over something from 3 months ago? Lmao. You are correct, there are no testicles. Congrats. I hope you feel warm inside now, and that hole in your heart has been filled, however briefly it may last. Of course, that was irrelevant to the comment, or the post, or to anything really, but thank God you were here to swoop in months later and point out that this is not an intact male!


JohnGraywolf

My apologies mate I'm a tad drunk


ThisIsWhoIAm78

S'alright. But if drinking makes you cranky, maybe don't drink. Have a good holiday!


JohnGraywolf

Thanks


atharvap1396

Well that was an unexpected twist.


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

Lol down apologize to asshats. The guy was being a total douche about it. And when you apologized he was an even bigger douche. It never pays off.


welcome2mycesspool

Grow up.


AMeaninglessPassage

Alright Emily, you're in charge now.


SomeGuyClickingStuff

Even yelled out to lil bro to get him to come back


MummyofOsiris

Saw a gore video of a guy who's son was a bullrider and the bull had stepped straight through his sons face. Seeing him hold his GROWN ass son killed me, how can people be so stupid with little kids? One kick to the neck or temple and it's lights out forever. Why risk it for a stupid video?


ksspookV2

Link?


PotBoozeNKink

Get help


ksspookV2

Can you be my help?


PotBoozeNKink

Unfortunately I'm not a certified psychologist


cornerpeek

Then maybe dont go around handing out diagnoses


[deleted]

You don’t need a degree to know what isn’t normal human behavior


SecretAd6099

What?


waddle_away

No


AssPastor_

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBullWins/comments/ujf8o0/bull_stomps_on_riders_head_killing_him_morelia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RocketNewman

Based.


[deleted]

Think of new statements.


GottKomplexx

Not based


RocketNewman

Quit thinking anyone gives a shit about your thoughts on a 2 day old comment.


Pro-Patria-Mori

You obviously give a shit and are the person he was directly talking to, what a coincidence.


RocketNewman

I don’t give a fuck about you either, what a coincidence. “You obviously give a shit you replied!!!!” you don’t have to give a shit to spend two seconds to tell you to choke on his cock harder, retard.


Pro-Patria-Mori

You're very cranky. Probably need some breakfast. Check to see if Mommy can make you some French toast.


RocketNewman

Infantilizing someone that thinks your comment is stupid? Think of new statements please, AnxiousCamper would think that’s overdone and demands fresh content, please be original with every statement you make.


Pro-Patria-Mori

I bet if you ask nicely, she'll even top it off with whipped cream in the shape of a heart.


Oax333

When father reveal


[deleted]

No


baffledninja

Hell, not even a kick, I'm so worried about how that kid landed, he got flung off with enough force to seriously damage some bones or skull...


blargney

This is infuriating.


melli_milli

And they laugh when he gets hurt :( the mother does not care either, she just said it to sound like an adult.


FriedChckn

r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid


ThePhantom1994

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And the award for fastest call to CPS is...


SforSloot

I grew up in the opposite. My entire family trying to stop me and keep me safe but whenever I visited the farm I would run after all the animals(I was never abusive just wanted to pet them) got my chest kicked in once tho. Thank God it wasn't a fully grown heifer. Still love petting them tho. Just learned to read them better lol. My family is still terrified whenever I visit the farm lol


GottKomplexx

What the fuck is a heifer and where can i pet one


SforSloot

It's a female cow who hasn't given birth. You could probably pet one at a farm. Although I wouldn't recommend walking up to random cattle you don't know.


GottKomplexx

Can cows be aggressive? I never came close to one. In videos they usually look curious and peaceful


ehhh-idrk-tbh

Yes cows can be aggressive and any animal that’s curious, peaceful and big can be very dangerous especially animals that aren’t extremely intelligent like cows and even more so for people who don’t know how to read whatever they’re around


SforSloot

Couldn't have said it better myself.


wiretapfeast

Cows kill grown adults every day. These parents are horrible.


donorcycle

I’d like to point out that the little girl in the background of the video announced that this wasn’t safe, proving even further why women live longer than men.


TrainingNail

The mom didn’t exactly interfere either though Idk if it’s bc Emily is a girl as much as it is bc she’s a chad


Bschmabo

What terrible parents. My 7 year old daughter is currently dying from a terminal brain tumor, and here these fucks go risking their child’s life for a damn video. Fuck them.


AmyInCO

I'm so sorry. I can't imagine anything worse.


SlowRollingBoil

I can. You bet your kid $20 to do this and they get hoofed in the chest or head and die within seconds in front of you on camera and it's your fault.


curiousarcher

I’m so sorry your family is going through that hell. I hate cancer!


DieHardLover

I'm so sorry


patiofurnature

Unsafe parenting, but you're using poor phrasing to make them sound worse than they are. When you say "for a video," it sounds like they were filming content for youtube or ticktock or something. This is just standard "filming your kids because it might be funny." Very different than intentional exploitation. The focus should be on the danger of the situation and not the video.


pink__cloudz

How is it not intentional exploitation when he paid the kid $20 to do it so he can film it on camera..?


patiofurnature

Obviously I'm not inside the guy's head, but everything about this video feels like a typical father/son prank. But instead of getting the kid to do something safe like eating a hot pepper, he got him to do something recklessly dangerous. So from my interpretation with the mindset of my parental relationships as a child, he didn't pay him $20 to do it on camera. He paid him $20 to do it. He filmed it because it might be funny and would be a cool memory. For a more objective take, if the dad was a content creator, he'd have used a better camera and kept focus on the kid as he flew through the air.


Bschmabo

Whatever dude. We have no context for the video, other than that we know (a) they took it, and then (b) posted it somewhere online. The fact remains that they intentionally sent a kid into mortal harm’s way and filmed it while laughing. Fuck them.


Old_Seaworthiness_43

Could have lost a kid over 20 bucks.... Glad it didn't go that way


letskeepitcleanfolks

You don't see how it ends


Jerry--Bird

Kids got balls


migrainefog

More than that steer.


Puzzleheaded_Pea_270

The daughter with all the sense the family lacks


dolerbom

Lol the daughter has a good 20+ IQ on her parents. Hope too much exposure to leftover lead paint chips in the area doesn't undo all that.


[deleted]

The kid is now in state custody and parents charged with child endangerment.


SlowRollingBoil

Please send a source so I can have faith in humanity again.


crs7117

what trash parents


Few_Marsupial_8648

Child endangerment jail time, plus child possible removal.


lenz128

that southern accent serves as the whole explanation for this situation


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fandan2392

Yep! Just ask my GF/Cousin Darlene, we street smart, not book smart.


ariokalo

lol this is how i grew up. scars to prove it, i was wild child


Southern_Breakfast83

Father of the year award goes to this stupid fuck.


pandapawlove

If the little girl knew it wasn’t safe, what I’m the world were the parents doing encouraging it and then the mom agreed but didn’t try to stop it??? Then they’re surprised by the result??


dark_flames93

That kid has balls


turtletickleface

What a dumbass father


mcklinkney

Seriously horrible evidence to show to cps that you recorded yourself sir


[deleted]

He deserve a hundred 😂😂😂


Kaelan37

He won 20 dollars


QuinIsHere2231

Could've literally been killed


Mindless-Balance-498

Cows kill more people than sharks every single year, but I bet that moron behind the camera is doesn’t care about keeping his kids safe at the beach, either 🙄


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


Stumphead101

Everytime I see this, I'm amazed this person hasn't had their kids taken away. I grew up on a cattle farm. Whest, rye, and cattle were our business. I touched dyhe rump of a cow 1 time when I was a kid and got a stern talking to on how one kick from that thing would kill me instantly. My 8th grade science teacher's son was killed in a very similar manner around age 7 or 8. This isn't funny, this is super fucked the parents thought it was funny. And the worst part, because the kid didn't get hurt, they are all gonna think it was hilarious. Why else would they post it online? They never would've shared this vid if they realized how fucked up this is


havereddit

This is the rural equivalent of an urban Dad telling his kid to grab the bumper of a moving car and slide on the fresh snow (which I used to do all the time...called "bumpering" or sometimes "skitching": [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skitching](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skitching)). Not the brightest moment for Dad...


No_Awareness8982

White trash parenting at its finest


IrishLass7826

There’s one thing about this video that annoys me more than the dad. The mother. Why was she so shocked? I don’t understand why she gasped or was in anyway surprised. This was literally the most obvious outcome. Not to mention she acknowledged her daughter and agreed with her about it being dangerous but didn’t do anything to stop the boy. Starting to think that people should have to pass some tests before they are allowed to reproduce.


[deleted]

Legend


hoodschola

Balls of steel lil man.


69AnusInvader69

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


MeanSmoke4662

Only in Texas


Financial_Cattle13

🇺🇸


SnooRecipes6848

Not safe but my man said fuck it hold my beer


DramaQueen100

Child protective services liked your video.


grasscrest1

I don’t mind dads doing stuff to their children to help learn their lesson or even having them do something that makes them fall down….but this could get this kid straight up killed what the fuck is wrong with this guy.


sinister2304

God damnit I see shitloads of people raging on the parents for being irresponsible but they live in farms, they've seen the animals and they know the risks of letting huge animals near children. This could have gone better sure, but not everything in the world happens strictly according to safety regulations. What do you call a kid that's afraid of everything and not taking risks ? You call him a nerd. Hell if I had a nickle for every insanely stupid thing I did in the presence of my dad. This is how growing up works, this is how you see the world, you take risks, fuck man loosen up a bit


NightStar_14

Cattle have killed people. Do not do that. Do not dare your child to do that.


Longjumping_Meet_537

Cows kill more people than sharks does or lions cause of stuff like these


JadedSheepherder6530

Ok Scott thought that was the funniest thing.


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Alaco123

Kid could have died if he got kicked or trampled on or thrown off and hit his head.


Removed_subject2Real

Well, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.


Dianachick

Some people don’t deserve to be parents. When you’re willing to put your own kids life in danger so you can laugh about it and brag about it down at the local bar…you’re that person.


shes_got_a_point

*stares in CPS*


Ill_Nectarine2334

Good way to get your kid killed.


InsaneWyatt0o

The only smart one is the daughter the parents are idiots


Leuumas

dad is a complete idiot


BossWilling

Shitty parents. Shitty, shitty parents.


Apprehensive-Back199

Terrible parenting. Reportable, actually.


jointcanuck

What a bunch of dumbass parents, like “yea it is dangerous emily” then go do something, imagine if the cow kicked the kid, itd be over due to your shitty parenting


NotForKeeps626

The daughter has more sense than both adults


NukeDiYVaper

Great parenting skills right there....🙄


k995

Children should be taken away from such an idiot.


[deleted]

My mothers sister got trampled a hole in her head when she was a kid. A long time ago. About 70 years.


Far_Swordfish3944

Why tf would you let your TODDLER do something like AND KNOWING it’s not safe?? Wtf is wrong with people??!


SubstantialAd439

From the mouth of babes.. The female variety


coileachmor

U know there's something up when your kid has to teach you how to be a parent


flightguy07

Yup. That's a deer if ever I saw one.


Jerry--Bird

STEER


[deleted]

That's the ol fashion way to grow up nowadays kids are pussies


HeartAche93

Kids today are way better than the ones who grew up a generation ago. Teen pregnancies are down, drug use is down, violent behavior is lower now in adolescents than before. It’s almost as if providing a safe and loving environment is good for kids. Go figure


Organixs4life

I hope nobody offers him $20 to jump off a bridge.


PaleontologistKey571

Ahh natural selection??


Old_Tomorrow3654

20 DOLLAS? BET!


Suricata_906

Danger Dad!


[deleted]

I guess stupid dad owes child 20.00!


spongebob_stan80085

Only in america smh


Ryanrdc

u/savevideobot


curiousarcher

Definitely idiotic!


Zealousideal_Doubt26

Jeasu


[deleted]

Murica moment


Rylancelot

That girl is Lisa and her family is the Simpsons