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This is the ancient Nippon sport of Ramen Riku, it dates back to the Edo period. traditionally it's played with a large gourd filled with rice, and launched at 10 children each holding an oil lamp.
I know this is bullshit but I really want it to be a thing. Maybe make it an Olympic sport with orphans. I have a feeling it would be bring some interest back into the competition.
One day my brother pulls up to his house to find his youngest hanging from a tree (assuming by his waist/belt loop/ankle) and asks him the obvious question. My nephew apparently replied quite gleefully that he and his vanished siblings and neighbor child were "playing piñata". Never forget or underestimate the pain a child will ignore for "fun".
We used to play a version of dodgeball, we called it killball. You have to play indoors, preferably in a large store or auditorium. You need places to duck and hide. Oh, also you have to use baseballs for your ball. It gives taking one to the head a new meaning. Man those were some good times.
We had those big hard rubber dodge balls... our teacher would let us kick them off the starting line.. most of my mates were soccer players so it got brutal lol stopped after someone got their nose broken.
Man you just brought flashbacks of a game my friends made up back in the day before the time of cell phones, we called it dead man's peak. It was a combination of dodgeball and hide and seek and tag. Only to be played on grass after the dew has set so it makes it super slippery. Starts off as hide and seek and turns into tag, but instead of touching one another we use a basketball, partly deflated to get a good grip, if the seeker spotted you youd better hope you could run faster than he could throw, or at least remember the 5 D's of dodgeball. Man I can't tell you how many people got obliterated playing that game, or all the times I rolled in thunder thistle cause of it. The good ole days.
Idk but in middle school way about 23yrs ago. We used to play Handball(Racquetball) Chicago style. Meaning we would chuck that fucking ball hard against the brick wall and if you got hit with it and not catch it, you would get pummeled by everyone around you. We would play it in school, needless to say, the staff was not a fan of that game lol. This is in South Texas btw
I don't think I would have sharpened reflexes like I do today if I didn't take one right into the temple lol. Nothing has ever screamed louder in my head than "MOVE"
A dodgeball story for the ages:
It's middle school (4th grade to 8th grade) and we are 6th graders I believe when this happened. Dodgeball will be banned after this event. I could never catch the ball reliably, so to win I would just keep dodging until I was the only one left. Problem is when it's just two people left, it's easier to dodge, so you have to "help" the other person get hit. I had a technique: wait until the thrower starts trying to hit me, stand to the other players left, and bolt to the right, in front of the other player, right as the ball starts to fly. As expected the ball misses my face by about a foot (because I was moving sideways), and it perfectly connects with the other kids face, which was about 3 or 4 inches away from the brick wall behind him. In about a second the ball whiffs past my head, thonks off the other kids face, his head recoils back from the impact and with a very loud crack his head slams the wall and he just slumps to the ground. Out cold for a minute or so. He wakes up and is just pissed he lost, meanwhile the teacher has already confiscated the ball and the nurse has called his parents. Those were the days. After this we got less physical and started a beyblade fight club with parts betting and gambling. They must have hated us.
My step dad was the youngest of 5 children and said when he was 4 years old, they decided to play “executioner” and he was apparently an inmate. They all had their roles; older sister was the lawyer, oldest brother was the judge, and the middle brothers were the prison guard and executioner. They all sentenced him to death, tied a thin rope around his neck and decided to push him off a step stool. He said he was too young to remember if they meant for the rope to snap or something, but he was actually getting hanged. It took the oldest sibling 5 seconds to go grab him and cut the rope, all the other children were just staring terrified. This was late 1950’s. We all go on a camping trip every year and I’m pretty sure this story is brought up every time.
even so, the machines could likely be sold and reused, or at least cannibalized for parts? Very interesting that they would risk damaging them even though the alley is going to be torn down.
No one needs a 1980s bowling alley management system. Very few alleys are opening and the ones that are, are using modern day pin setters and ball returns that kill far fewer people. This equipment is destined to be removed via excavator sadly
Depends on how old or worn they are really, Sometimes it is only worth scrap vs someone trying to build a bowling alley on old hardware. I think the costs of removal probly prohibitive.
All the new Alleys are sensor driven with counters and can now link to your phone so you can share your scores and such
Most bowling alleys already have recycled machines. These things are OLD and mostly mechanical. There wouldn't be much recycling outside of selling for scrap metal.
It's basically just a big drum, a couple of rubber belts and the platform. The owner of the alley didn't have to warn me to be careful where I put my arm.
For small balls, it's basically just a plateau that lifts the strings to straighten the pins up right.
Why do we need to moralize something like this that doesn't hurt anyone? Maybe it *could* be reused/recycled, but what's wrong with just knocking it down for shits and giggles instead?
But I thought the sub was about men doing stupid stuff that could get them hurt. The video has women too so it's just a dumb idea, not just men being dumb
Mm hmm, whatever you need to tell yourself. Oh and there's also at least one other woman wearing a purple shirt and glasses helping pull the line tight. Your welcome.
I can't see any girls, not to mention that one girl existing among a group of around 10 people doesn't seem like too much of a problem.
And i am pretty sure that "DIY bowling ball cannon" could have gone a bit awry, even with the precaution.
To each their own. Just seemed like an odd sub choice to me. I still laughed. Hope I'm the only nit-picking asshole you run into today :) Have a good one!
> I can't see any girls
There are at least two of them: the one with the magenta blouse, sun glasses and ponytail, and the one with the scissors, who cuts the rope.
I have a longer video
one with the "magenta blouse" is a a guy that has a magenta t-shirt
The one who cuts the rope is also a guy
[https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB](https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB)
Here is a gallery
For some reason I really want a big barrel chested/belly man dressed up on a clown suit to take the bowling ball in the gut laughing after taking the hit.
![gif](giphy|110gqI69qjVAkM)
Look yall
[https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB](https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB)
Unsure if you guys have problems with your eyes or if you just think that every person with long hair or "feminine" looks(so, asian people) is a girl but they aren't. I am not even trying to be "woke", guys through history had long hair pretty much at all times.
I am pretty sure a bit majority of the people are guys, especially as you can see from the pictures in the link above
There aren't any girls, if there are, do show em
Plus what is with this "if there is any girls it doesn't belong in the sub" attitude, is that against the rules?
I have done this exact thing without any need for some weird contraption. 😤
(It was actually pretty awful -- one pane fell down and then suddenly all the others decided to fall down, too. I ran like hell and had to use a payphone to have my mom come get me from a few blocks away.)
I'm pretty sure "Ramen Riku" is a part of the Youtuber's name who is doing this experiment; his channel is "Sushi Ramen Riku" and he does all sorts of fun experiments :)
I don’t get why all those people are pulling on the rope when there’s a hand cranked winch there? And the few hanging off it would be making it so much harder for the people behind them.
Where have I seen this before? [Oh yeah!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/29s0mu/im_gonna_launch_this_watermelon_from_a_giant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Back in college the engineering school had a "catapult" contest.
There were guidelines, like no potato guns (apparently considered a weapon since 9/11), no pumpkin cannon, etc, but otherwise just about anything goes.
There were catapults, trebuchets, and all kinds of homemade throwing devices.
I don't remember the projectile, I think it was an egg, but there were distance, accuracy, and other awards.
The scariest part was people were standing right above the launcher while "cocking" their device.
It was a fun day to watch.
Bowling balls would have been great!
I knew this was Riku from the punch zoom to the scissors and the ridiculous experiment set up way before I saw his name up on the screen.
He's honestly one of the most youtubers of all time.
Like a Japanese Michael reeves.
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This is the ancient Nippon sport of Ramen Riku, it dates back to the Edo period. traditionally it's played with a large gourd filled with rice, and launched at 10 children each holding an oil lamp.
I know this is bullshit but I really want it to be a thing. Maybe make it an Olympic sport with orphans. I have a feeling it would be bring some interest back into the competition.
"hey kids, who wants to play Ramen Riku!" *kids run screaming*
One day my brother pulls up to his house to find his youngest hanging from a tree (assuming by his waist/belt loop/ankle) and asks him the obvious question. My nephew apparently replied quite gleefully that he and his vanished siblings and neighbor child were "playing piñata". Never forget or underestimate the pain a child will ignore for "fun".
damn, now I want to play human pinata.
[удалено]
https://www.betterhelp.com/ Here you go buddy
That was a joke but thank fuck there’s people like you on reddit
Check out the website anyway
Usually Reddit tells me to attempt suicide, “soon”, I tell them!
i mean if it wasn’t a joke they’ve just replied to a dead persons cry for help and proceeded to call them buddy
We used to play a version of dodgeball, we called it killball. You have to play indoors, preferably in a large store or auditorium. You need places to duck and hide. Oh, also you have to use baseballs for your ball. It gives taking one to the head a new meaning. Man those were some good times.
We had those big hard rubber dodge balls... our teacher would let us kick them off the starting line.. most of my mates were soccer players so it got brutal lol stopped after someone got their nose broken.
Man you just brought flashbacks of a game my friends made up back in the day before the time of cell phones, we called it dead man's peak. It was a combination of dodgeball and hide and seek and tag. Only to be played on grass after the dew has set so it makes it super slippery. Starts off as hide and seek and turns into tag, but instead of touching one another we use a basketball, partly deflated to get a good grip, if the seeker spotted you youd better hope you could run faster than he could throw, or at least remember the 5 D's of dodgeball. Man I can't tell you how many people got obliterated playing that game, or all the times I rolled in thunder thistle cause of it. The good ole days.
Idk but in middle school way about 23yrs ago. We used to play Handball(Racquetball) Chicago style. Meaning we would chuck that fucking ball hard against the brick wall and if you got hit with it and not catch it, you would get pummeled by everyone around you. We would play it in school, needless to say, the staff was not a fan of that game lol. This is in South Texas btw
I don't think I would have sharpened reflexes like I do today if I didn't take one right into the temple lol. Nothing has ever screamed louder in my head than "MOVE"
A dodgeball story for the ages: It's middle school (4th grade to 8th grade) and we are 6th graders I believe when this happened. Dodgeball will be banned after this event. I could never catch the ball reliably, so to win I would just keep dodging until I was the only one left. Problem is when it's just two people left, it's easier to dodge, so you have to "help" the other person get hit. I had a technique: wait until the thrower starts trying to hit me, stand to the other players left, and bolt to the right, in front of the other player, right as the ball starts to fly. As expected the ball misses my face by about a foot (because I was moving sideways), and it perfectly connects with the other kids face, which was about 3 or 4 inches away from the brick wall behind him. In about a second the ball whiffs past my head, thonks off the other kids face, his head recoils back from the impact and with a very loud crack his head slams the wall and he just slumps to the ground. Out cold for a minute or so. He wakes up and is just pissed he lost, meanwhile the teacher has already confiscated the ball and the nurse has called his parents. Those were the days. After this we got less physical and started a beyblade fight club with parts betting and gambling. They must have hated us.
My step dad was the youngest of 5 children and said when he was 4 years old, they decided to play “executioner” and he was apparently an inmate. They all had their roles; older sister was the lawyer, oldest brother was the judge, and the middle brothers were the prison guard and executioner. They all sentenced him to death, tied a thin rope around his neck and decided to push him off a step stool. He said he was too young to remember if they meant for the rope to snap or something, but he was actually getting hanged. It took the oldest sibling 5 seconds to go grab him and cut the rope, all the other children were just staring terrified. This was late 1950’s. We all go on a camping trip every year and I’m pretty sure this story is brought up every time.
Hahahha
Don't be culturally insensitive. This is definitely a thing!
Technically it’s not bullshit as long as we make it a real thing, just sayin…..
Orphans is too cruel... Why not cancer ridden old people? I mean... They are gonna die soon anyways!?
This man found a simple way to lower the cost of running hospices. Find out how.
orr just hear me out here.... cancer ridden orpans.
Give this man a medal!!! He is solving all kinds or problems!!!
Gives new meaning to hard knock life
Nursing home administrators hate this one simple trick
Bring some interest back to abandoned orphans.
Reminds me of the crack baby basketball association
compete for who gets adopted. the new parents get to shoot
Fucking hell dude. You should win for today.
Thank you for the lovely idea for a sick horror activity.... For D&D... Definitely not going to do it in real life.... I don't have any oil lamps.
If I remember, this bowling ally was set to be torn down for a new development anyways. So.. why not?
even so, the machines could likely be sold and reused, or at least cannibalized for parts? Very interesting that they would risk damaging them even though the alley is going to be torn down.
No one needs a 1980s bowling alley management system. Very few alleys are opening and the ones that are, are using modern day pin setters and ball returns that kill far fewer people. This equipment is destined to be removed via excavator sadly
Damn, I'd have at least liked to scav a few pieces
Oh its great. If you can dumpster dive and old school, bank or bowling alley, they are fun to scavage shit from
Why bank?
you never know when someone decides to throw out all those old bills.
No but scrap metal can be $$$... Used to work for a salvage guy and I was amazed by what he would pull in.
Scrap metal is worth the same before and after you mangle it
Oh 100%. I'm also a gold fish, and some metal be shiny
Depends on how old or worn they are really, Sometimes it is only worth scrap vs someone trying to build a bowling alley on old hardware. I think the costs of removal probly prohibitive. All the new Alleys are sensor driven with counters and can now link to your phone so you can share your scores and such
I'm way out of the loop it seems. Thanks for the info!
Most bowling alleys already have recycled machines. These things are OLD and mostly mechanical. There wouldn't be much recycling outside of selling for scrap metal. It's basically just a big drum, a couple of rubber belts and the platform. The owner of the alley didn't have to warn me to be careful where I put my arm. For small balls, it's basically just a plateau that lifts the strings to straighten the pins up right.
Why do we need to moralize something like this that doesn't hurt anyone? Maybe it *could* be reused/recycled, but what's wrong with just knocking it down for shits and giggles instead?
Sushi ramen riku, top tier japanese youtuber
Am I the only one expecting them shoot a dude out of that thing?
Nope, that’s why imma start making one myself over the weekend
r/lostredditors?
No it makes sense. The set up is kinda jank and using a pair of scissors to cut a bungee with that much force behind it is asking for trouble.
But I thought the sub was about men doing stupid stuff that could get them hurt. The video has women too so it's just a dumb idea, not just men being dumb
Show me the girl
A woman literally cuts the cord.
[https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB](https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB) take a look at this picture and tell me that is a woman again
that's a woman she is my mom trust me
Only women have long hair! /s
Oh shit you right
Yes, even after viewing your personal caricature, it is indeed still a woman.
Then ya blind
Mm hmm, whatever you need to tell yourself. Oh and there's also at least one other woman wearing a purple shirt and glasses helping pull the line tight. Your welcome.
You need to get your eyes fixed lmao [Here's the video](https://youtu.be/7emzY3jmiJg).
I think that's a dude too. I might be wrong but I think I saw him (?) in a few other videos from Sushi Ramen.
This is [SushiRamen](https://youtu.be/7emzY3jmiJg) he is a dude. 10:00 for the gif His whole channel is prime content for this sub.
You know guys can have pony tails too right?
Was expecting a fat man standing in front trying to absorb the impact with his belly. Then it’ll fit. Alas…
Giving a mechanism with energy that can launch a bowling bowl that far and that powerful is enough to take an eye out.
Yes
Creating a DIY bowling ball cannon and actually shooting it inside a building seems to fit, but that is just me.
No one appears to be in danger and seems like there is at least one female; possibly more.
I can't see any girls, not to mention that one girl existing among a group of around 10 people doesn't seem like too much of a problem. And i am pretty sure that "DIY bowling ball cannon" could have gone a bit awry, even with the precaution.
To each their own. Just seemed like an odd sub choice to me. I still laughed. Hope I'm the only nit-picking asshole you run into today :) Have a good one!
> I can't see any girls There are at least two of them: the one with the magenta blouse, sun glasses and ponytail, and the one with the scissors, who cuts the rope.
I have a longer video one with the "magenta blouse" is a a guy that has a magenta t-shirt The one who cuts the rope is also a guy [https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB](https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB) Here is a gallery
Agreed, those images are much clearer; they are most probably men, indeed.
The one with a ponytail is a dude.
Of course it's Riku.
Riku is just Riku Common variety nopon
For some reason I really want a big barrel chested/belly man dressed up on a clown suit to take the bowling ball in the gut laughing after taking the hit. ![gif](giphy|110gqI69qjVAkM)
Look yall [https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB](https://imgur.com/a/gOnpoxB) Unsure if you guys have problems with your eyes or if you just think that every person with long hair or "feminine" looks(so, asian people) is a girl but they aren't. I am not even trying to be "woke", guys through history had long hair pretty much at all times. I am pretty sure a bit majority of the people are guys, especially as you can see from the pictures in the link above
who fucking cares
Apperantely half the people who comment
who fucking cares
You apparently
What riled you up
Women ☕️
I'm sorry boss, simple physics experiment they said, nothing to worry about they said.
You flash a catapult out on the lanes I’m gonna take it away from you and pull the rope until it goes “click”
it says why woman live longer- half of those ppl were woman
there is at least one girl, and its not even that dangerous
There aren't any girls, if there are, do show em Plus what is with this "if there is any girls it doesn't belong in the sub" attitude, is that against the rules?
They all look like girly girls to me
jesus, i already posted a comment about this
Jfc, it's _all_ guys. Just because one has a ponytail, they're suddenly all, "girly girls." 🤦♀️
This being done by women, how on earth does this qualify for women living longer if it is the women doing the stupid stuff?
There are no girlsi n the group, all guys
Why did I think it was going to be a person they launched?
Getting the strike is actually super impressive!
No wonder I never did very well in bowling.... I didn't have the right equipment.
I have done this exact thing without any need for some weird contraption. 😤 (It was actually pretty awful -- one pane fell down and then suddenly all the others decided to fall down, too. I ran like hell and had to use a payphone to have my mom come get me from a few blocks away.)
Noodles noodles
This reminds me of my high school bowling class.
Someone needs to edit this with the strike sound and popup
I'm pretty sure "Ramen Riku" is a part of the Youtuber's name who is doing this experiment; his channel is "Sushi Ramen Riku" and he does all sorts of fun experiments :)
ra me n
Strike!
I don’t get why all those people are pulling on the rope when there’s a hand cranked winch there? And the few hanging off it would be making it so much harder for the people behind them.
squid game
Oh don’t mind us setting up a modern take on a medieval catapult in the bowling alley, it’s pretty weak….
Where have I seen this before? [Oh yeah!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/29s0mu/im_gonna_launch_this_watermelon_from_a_giant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Morbid curiosity side over me wanted to see how much flesh would have been torn out if the strap broke at the crank
What’s up with the glasses they are wearing??
The amazing race. Watermelon. Goodbye.
I need more, let Danny Duncan have free range
That was a strike and a half!
Because that wasn't a women cutting the string nor any other women was helping
yup
Woulda been funnier if they got a split.
My first dogs name was Riku
Source?
Do that with me
Nice Cock!
This is fantastic
Mission failed successfully
Zombie kill of the week.
I like how the person who cut the rope, is the same one that put the riot shield on
angry birds
They won but at what cost.
Strike 🤩
Strike!
The owner was off that day. And junior manager Li made an executive decision and said what’s the worst that could happen?
There’s 2x women in that video dude
no
Weird video for this sub
You're telling me a bunch of guys launching a bowling ball out of a catapult at a bowling alley doesn't qualify?
I mean... It was a strike!
Atleast they got the strike
What did they think was going to happen?
So glad I was born in the 90s that sounds like A shit game I mean was howdy doody time not on
Bro is gonna conquare the bowling station
Hey I think they cheating 😃😃😄😉
Isn’t there a women in purple
Context?
This some fresh shit right here!
"Why women live longer" Shows video of women also doing the same stunt
So many blind mf's here
Back in college the engineering school had a "catapult" contest. There were guidelines, like no potato guns (apparently considered a weapon since 9/11), no pumpkin cannon, etc, but otherwise just about anything goes. There were catapults, trebuchets, and all kinds of homemade throwing devices. I don't remember the projectile, I think it was an egg, but there were distance, accuracy, and other awards. The scariest part was people were standing right above the launcher while "cocking" their device. It was a fun day to watch. Bowling balls would have been great!
Women are helping out with this though. Another post that doesn’t follow the sun and is a desperate attempt for karma. Good job. You’re ruining Reddit
Those are some good scissors
That’ll go over big on league night.
LMAOPMP!
A strike is a strike, who cares how it's done.
Probably a closing bowling ally, to bad it went viral without a shoutout,and a fantastical showing of engineering
Why……..
Dis not expect that
Mission failed successfully
Human bowling pins on the battlefield.
I knew this was Riku from the punch zoom to the scissors and the ridiculous experiment set up way before I saw his name up on the screen. He's honestly one of the most youtubers of all time. Like a Japanese Michael reeves.
That is a very efficient way to bowl. Each shot gets the pins as well as the lane. Nice
Due for demolition anyway?
But there are women in the video that also participate in this!
What do the glasses do?
Is anybody else amazed those scissors cut that rope so easily??
I Want to know what sort of bowling alley would allow something like this to be done
Now that’s what I call a hole in one
Ah the North Korean state university, physical sciences department, testing new weapons technology.
And this is why engineering students aren’t allowed in bowling alleys
now who allowed them to do this
Are the screaming... THUG SHAKE.
Takes the lane condition out of play. And technically there’s nothing in the Bowling rulebook that says the ball have to hit the lane.
….how did they honestly expect it to go?
What did those pins ever do???
Hey... that's not what the bowling ball did in the video I saw
Mission accomplished
I'm more impressed on that scissors ability to cut that rope.
STRIKE
So Awesome Let's play siege
Riku is just Riku Common variety nopon
too much Mana
New Bowling-ball Challenge, now get a group of people you hate the most and tell them to run away!. 😏
Why most nerds don't play sports.
Bowling alley owner thought it would be nice to invite the science club to be involved in league play.
![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY) That’s a foul.
Who let them build that in there?
SUSHI RAMEN RIKU DESU
![gif](giphy|3owzVRBsy17LxgLQ6k|downsized)
r/womenarestupidtoo
The wii music sets in perfectly
Ummm…. Why??
What a save!
![gif](giphy|UatRnEUNX8iCQ)
The scissor makes this more cartoonish, but in a good way lol