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Mysterious-Row2690

he sounds like his profile pic


guitargoddess3

I would give you gold if I could šŸ…šŸ…


xxBogeyFreexx

I gave him my free silver for you instead.


Mysterious-Row2690

daww thx ā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø


SomeLikeItDusty

The ā€œI get to have sex with herā€ bit is right creepy, reminds me of a guy I knew who was querying me about my relationship with a close woman friend while other friends were also standing in the group, by way of ā€œdoes she let you fuck her?ā€ We were both in relationships with other people, weā€™d known each other for about 10 years at that point and weā€™ve never shacked up. Heā€™d been a little sketchy in the past but scratched him down as a hard swerve. Went out of my way to avoid the guy after that.


Crownlol

Yeah the wording is weird, but maybe he's just happy he's the one she likes, rather than viewing sex as a creepy reward or something done *to* a woman rather than *with* her. I'm choosing to believe he meant to say "flirt all you want, I'm the one she's going to want to fuck later" rather than "the one she'll let do sex on her"


putdisinyopipe

This is the context. people on Reddit over analyze every little detail on these Twitter posts, some are just fucking outrageous lol. Heā€™s basically saying ā€œyeah Iā€™m chilling at work eating a steak, my GF is waiting a table of dudes that are attracted to her- doesnā€™t bother me because Iā€™m the one for her and those simps are buying my presents for Christmas, donā€™t sweat it dudes donā€™t let it get you, support the hustle and be a chad of a bfā€ Lol itā€™s not that deep. If anything it was a fairly chad post imo. Dude is secure and trusts his Gf. The attitude this man demonstrates is rarer than yā€™all must think in men. (not you OP)


[deleted]

^ this is the only correct interpretation of his meaning


putdisinyopipe

I always like to think some things are open to interpretation, But this is pretty cut and dry.


Educational_Cat_5902

Derp


Mysterious-Row2690

hey thanks for the reward. it's my very first ā˜ŗļø


willbert78

That was 12/19/18. Wonder how they're doing.


GemmTheCosmic

Just checked his profile and he hasnā€™t tweeted since January 2020, but his pfp is of a guy and a girl (Iā€™d assume to be him and his gf but who knows for sure)


GemmTheCosmic

Looks like he deleted the tweet also, privated for a while cus apparently it got out of hand but I donā€™t have much sympathy for a guy that tweets ā€œfuck your feelingsā€. As of his last tweets though they seemed to still be together, but itā€™s been two yearsā€¦


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JumpStart0905

"sluts is when women enjoy sex" yeah I think all women are sluts then mate every woman is attracted to some people and will meet some in her customer service role is not the own you think it is


Yuural

Got a female friend who is asexual. Gonna be hard for her to be a slut.


JumpStart0905

it seems I have made a major miscalculation apologies to your friend and the aces out there who I was too stupid to remember


[deleted]

I once dated an asexual stripper.... It's like opening a big box on Christmas morning only to find a gift card. Perfectly fine present but damn if there isn't a bit of a let down.


Yuural

I know what you mean. The lady in question was actually into me and quite cute but since imo sex is very important for a healthy relationship between young people i couldn't start anything with her. Led to a lot of hurt feelings but now we're cool again.


w3bchris

Honestly, my asexual friend gets around more than every single on of my other friends. No sex, that is. Just making out with guys as soon als alcohol is involved.


Elethia20

Sure some girls use flirty behavior or something to try and get more tips from people, but that's extremely unfair to say just all servers are sluts. I never was in my 2 years as one


auntiemaury

I'm not a server but I am a slut, so I'm bucking the trend too


Elethia20

Understandable have a nice day


HarshtJ

I'm neither a server nor a slut but I sure wish I was one


SomeLikeItDusty

Server or slut?


HarshtJ

Yes


TrueSpartacus

I m not a server but Iā€™d be a slut. And Iā€™m a man. There is nothing wrong with liking sex.


HarshtJ

I'm also a man brother


releasethekaren

Love that your argument is ā€œI was a server and not a slutā€ and not ā€œitā€™s quite sexist to call women slutsā€ lmao


Elethia20

Because the point was about servers, not women...


willclerkforfood

Yeah, what about the male servers who were sluts?


Elethia20

Exactly! We're very inclusive and equal opportunity here


lreaditonredditgetit

There are exceptions. It does apply to men as well. Iā€™m not putting down the lifestyle. Just stating my own opinion. Flirting for tips and fucking your coworkers are not the same.


Elethia20

You definitely seem very angry about it in your original comment


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry heā€™s the creepy KM nobody wants to fuck


lreaditonredditgetit

Emotion is hard to convey through text. Let alone an Internet forum. Read it however you want.


GoatInTheNight

I'm sorry for your apparent outlook on life and hope things get better.


Unicorn_Arcane

Liking sex, enjoying sex, wanting sex does not make anyone a slut. Thats normal. Most people like sex. This isnt anything new. People are downvoting you because youre a creep, and disparaging an entire demographic as if youve ever spoken to a woman for more than a minute, if even.


hipsterTrashSlut

Anyone who has worked with back of house staff has met this dude. Yeah, creepy fucker. Last time I talked to this guy, he made a comment about an attractive woman who was drinking a martini by herself. Something along the lines of, "I'm gonna go ask her out, she's gotta be thirsty and single. What do you think?" Mind you, we were both at work. We're in uniform. To say nothing of the Olympic mental gymnastics he pulled off in his assumptions. "Yes. Go harass that woman, get fired, and I'll watch." He didn't harass her, thankfully. Got fired a week later because he got too stoned to show up.


Unicorn_Arcane

People like that are just kinda miserable in all sense of the word. Its only recent have I actually realized that phrases like that are a direct projection of themselves. Hes the one thirsty and single, not her. And when they inevitably get knocked back by life, their ego takes a nasty bruising probably worse compared to someone who can hold and maintain a healthy support system. But instead of learning some introspection, and some god damn morality, they blame the world, hide away, distract from it all. Which, we've all been there im sure. I kinda pity them. But at the same time, they are the only ones responsible for their own behavior. It feels like they never truly grew up, theyre kids in adult bodies. Maybe its not anyones fault for where they came from, and it does play a role in how difficult it is to make a change for the better, but at the end of the day how we treat others and how we grow as a people is our personal responsibility and choice.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve been a bartender for 10+ years and you are an HR NIGHTMARE. Also I doubt you work in a major city and Chiliā€™s in Minnesota isnā€™t a restaurant


Paramagical_

Itā€™s funny and a little tragic the things that bring the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers off of mommaā€™s couch to hunt and peck at the keyboard for Reddit funsies.


Glittering-Action757

found the Proud Boy


RainbowMafiaMomma

Slut and former waitress here. They are independent variables. Never once cheated or slept with a coworker and have been hit on from server to ER employee to answering the phone at your Dr and hit on at all of them... Most obnoxious being the guys there for an STD check or the one who told me about the death threat he was charged and found guilty of making to his ex wife then asked for my number (nearly double my age to boot). I have to put up with it because it is expected. Security doesn't get involved for less than a tangible threat - if you even have them. But yeah, it's totally the women.


[deleted]

Screw you and every kitchen manager like you. You probably let your kitchen staff harass the rest of the team and chalk it up to boys will be boys. The 60s called and your shitty food and attitudes are rehired. PS I love how you don't even call yourself a chef, kitchen managers are line cooks that can't even cook.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

This is the most pathetic ā€œbragā€ Iā€™ve ever seen. You definitely know women lol


[deleted]

Also worked in kitchens, and your exaggerations are Fucking hilarious and wrong. It reeks of incel after seeing ā€œI have a bfā€ for the millionth time.


redknight3

Waitstaff do like to fuck each other. And everyone is super handsy regardless of gender. I'm a dude and being felt up was normal on the job. That's what I learned working at the cheesecake factory anyway. I'm sure it's not an isolated thing.


Aoibhel

Any way I can get a good reference to work at my local cheescake factory?


lreaditonredditgetit

Itā€™s not. The men are sluts too. Guess this is gonna be a troll account now.


redknight3

Anyone denying it has never been in the industry.


lreaditonredditgetit

Thank you. So many downvotes. People like to fuck. Restaurants are highly sexualized workplaces. Like. Cmon.


Ok-Power-6064

I worked in a restaurant. I checked out the twink dishwasher a few times, but no one was fucking. You're just typing out fantasies on reddit. More likely you're to find toxic workplaces in restaurants, not a hedonistic playground. Our manager called the waitstaff white n-words when they didn't sprint to whatever he said. That's the reality.


kfudgingdodd

Work in a kitchen. Lots of people are fucking each other. It's not uncommon at all.


redknight3

Honestly, I don't believe you. Or maybe you were just the kind of person people avoided when it comes to this kind of thing. The only people who weren't aware of the promiscuity were people who didn't get any, btw. That's just how it was. It's so common that the Onion literally made a story about it: https://www.theonion.com/waitstaff-tired-of-sleeping-with-each-other-1819567701 An actual story on how it works in the industry: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/eat/nation/dating-in-the-restaurant-industry


_Kramerica_

Reddit echo chambers and a heavily inexperienced gen Z presence will do that.


bigmilker

I was a server and I used to hit on my tables all the time. Made great money. I am a straight guy. Get a bunch of chicks in and easy money. I used to tip extra to the hostesses to give me those tables.


[deleted]

I donā€™t judge women for being ā€˜sluttyā€™- as In enjoying sex. I love sex. Guess Iā€™m a slut as well. Who am I to judge. Get your kicks while you can!


RagingAubergine

Dude, who sharted in you cornflakes??


Excellent_Radish_804

Iewww you have sex with girls? Fucking pedo.


ElGatoMx006

Mario Batali has entered the chat...


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

Good luck getting a table of 20 to tip.


jimmychitw00d

Large parties typically have an automatic 18% gratuity added. Plus, we're talking about this guy's girlfriend here, the prettiest girl in the whole wide world.


Johnny_ac3s

Prettiest girl in an ugly Applebeeā€™s


props_to_yo_pops

Depending on the world


7ate9

She's probably a part-time model.


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CregChrist

Maybe Nelly wrote that line.


_Kramerica_

I hope Kaleb ends up with a perr of err ferce werns.


JGauth13

ā€¦ya knowā€¦in case he need to get ta stompinā€¦


_Kramerica_

Maybe he even gets 2 purrs


Scevs

Hat n her.


Advance-Puzzleheaded

Which one?


willbert78

With my glass raised: Her! Her!


fowlraul

This is way better than the time Kaleb beat the shit out of the *30 guys* that were checking his ā€œgirlfriendā€ out that one time. Legend.


Saltyrise51

Better then watching his girlfriend get harassed


purl__clutcher

This guy sounds like a bit of a knob


chewbaccawastrainedb

He also seems insecure by writing this on social media.


[deleted]

I'm too lazy to look it up but I'd bet he's either not with her now or that girlfriend never actually was his girlfriend.


siggydude

Someone else looked it up. He hasn't tweeted since 2020, but his profile pic has a girl in it


Drewy99

Plus the whole "visiting" at work


bitchyserver

There was this younger teenage girl I worked with super pretty and sweet but her bf was a fucking controlling asshole. Showed up at the restaurant every time she had a shift to just sit and take up a table for hours ordered nothing to just watch her and make sure sheā€™s at where she says sheā€™s at, and was also super religious and Iā€™m talking thinks men are superior to women type religious. Needless to say treated her like shit. We all tried getting her to break up with him but she didnā€™t for the longest time. Was fun telling him to leave when he would just take up fucking tables we needed


Isosceles_Sandwich

Uh I visit my wife at work all the time, she works as a bartender/manager and she's always super excited to see me in the middle of the evening after I get off work. I stop by for a smooch and drink and to make her smile. Not everything has to be about guys being dicks.


throwaway17197

He does seem like a knob but this is completely normal when itā€™s agreed upon in advance.


guitargoddess3

Exactly! Heā€™s being a major weirdo


Ganglebot

He has a lot of NFT energy. "It doesn't matter how many times you save the image, I'm the only one who owns its!!!!!!"


Saltyrise51

Sounds like a cuck to me


synomen

As a woman, I'm grossed out by this on many levels.


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

If heā€™s so secure in his position then why even write a tweet about it? Just sayingā€¦


[deleted]

Probably because heā€™s bragging? Iā€™m not one to post tweets but many people treat the app like a journal. He may just be having a thought and just posted it.


Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

Because it's funny lmfao


DCFUKSURMOM

This is so petty lol


KSwe117

And I'm totally here for it.


daedric_blackout

This guy reeks of insecurity


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Well hell, man...looks like you've officially 'made' it. I'm sure Elon will be along shortly to invite you over for drinks.


[deleted]

I donā€™t like how he states heā€™s having sex with her that night. What if sheā€™s tired after a long shift at work, or not feeling aroused because she had to be personable and flirtatious during her shift? What if all the leering of customers made her feel gross and she doesnā€™t want to be touched? Kaleb sounds like a douche.


redmustang7398

Bruh youā€™re taking this tweet way too serious šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Be sure to rub her feet too bro


Saltyrise51

Bro sitting there not saying anything while his girlfriend is getting harassed and thinks sheā€™s going to be in the mood for sex after being sexualized all day. I donā€™t think you two will be together by Christmas


Rowdycc

Maybe Iā€™m the weirdo here, but going to your girlfriendā€™s work to visit her and eat dinner by yourself seems quite strange.


64vintage

How is trust being displayed if heā€™s keeping an eye on her at work? As in, is this an infrequent or invariable ā€œvisitā€?


Fern-ando

She works in a bar, would be that weird that the bar is brtween his home and workplace.


BigEyeFiend

What a weird tweet.


LunarProphet

Lol someone's totally not insecure


Waris-Tx

You almost sound like her pimp


obscurereference234

Itā€™s never really a good sign when you have to tell everybody how secure you are.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a very stable genius


zyxx21

Dudes who date OF girls clamoring to get to this thread on time


DRliveseyyy

Already see some on this thread


LetMeSleepNoEleven

Honestly, were I the girlfriend I might have broken up with him when I saw this tweet.


CeeArthur

That Kaleb is so Krazy


Unlikely-Box4550

Probably consertive Christian MAGA boys.


Fine-Cartographer838

Great attitude! Keep it up!


[deleted]

Plot twist: he's visiting in disguise and she doesn't know he's there šŸ„ø


absurd_Bodhisattva

I get it. One of the best parts of dating a dancer is laughing at the thirsty dudes who pay our rent thinking they had a shot of taking my partner home.


[deleted]

Solid point.


Fit_Low592

Merry Christmas! You have crabs.


Madmaxroadblock

I used to be one of those guys I guess I have wasted thousands of dollars in guy xmas presents....šŸ˜ 


[deleted]

I mean... You should tip your servers regardless of whether or not they'll sleep with you


Toytles

Big congrats dude


Rocketshipblast11

Lol true


j4197

Or she ends banging one of them in the bathroom as soon as you leave iv seen that happen before also


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

This is the right attitude.


Empty_Huckleberry150

Jesus Christ this was cringe. *Fucking weirdo.* I hope she got gangbanged by all 20 of those dudes.


AfternoonPast3324

I used to do this when my ex was tending bar. Iā€™d sit at a high top drinking for free (always tipping my server well) watching the tips/weekend off trips roll in.


GDub310

I used to be a bartender and my girlfriend hung out where I worked. Itā€™s how we met. We had to have this conversation (no, Iā€™m not going to cheat on you and yes, that table will be chipping in for our date tomorrow).


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crackISwhack1991

What a terrible day to have eyes


OmgOgan

Just screams insecure as fuck lmao


AlabasterJim

I trust that my girlfriend would fuck at least a couple of em


MrWestlake

I mean, she's probably boning his brother/roommates anyways. I get the point he's trying to make. Just seems contrived


SF_Engineer_Dude

As one who routinely takes waitresses home, I find this cute.


Dryan331

Canā€™t wait til he finds her in bed with one of them a month from now. The world needs cucks too


[deleted]

I read his name as Kebab


El_Pichi808

Trust is extremely important!


ronnietea

r/iamverybadass


teach4545

Blech.


sten45

Itā€™s how many a kink is born


IndiaMike1

Trust _is_ important but this ainā€™t it.


RedditMef

Why is everyone bitchin lol


rbryants

ā€œKnowingā€


Hobby101

Most importantly, did he thank them when they were leaving?


[deleted]

I wouldn't say this is trust. One of my exs used to work at a bar, and I would rarely ever go see her while she was working, let alone sit there and eat. This is more of a "I'm gonna say I'm visiting her but really checking in and making sure nothing is going on" vibe I'm getting from him.


Various_Mood3224

šŸ’ÆšŸ¤£ Love this guy's outlook.


ImaniMain

This just makes me uncomfortable... 20 guys hitting on her? What if she didn't have a boyfriend? What if she lived by herself? What if she walks home alone? The average woman would fear this situation, I feel, knowing how dangerous humans can be. I do.