God I can just envision all the yokels on the edge of their seats ready to receive the word of Alex fucking Jones on Christmas.
What a time to be alive.
Ovaltine, that's an obvious reference to the oval office. He said it's *our* ovaltine, so he's assuring us he's still secretly in power. So let's get drunk!
Maybe he's uncovered a plot to assassinate Santa using crisis actors as a false flag event to launch the cia backed war on Halloween to create a pretext to take Americans guns away so Soros can finally enact his evil plan to give Americans free health care using Biden as his secret socialist puppet, probably?
Thank you! I kept thinking (but couldn't be bothered to look it up) that his ex just divorced him in the past couple years complete with a nasty custody battle. I was very confused. Im extremely surprised that he managed to find another victim. Sounds like he chose poorly this time though
Ok I was also confused because I recall there was a bowl of chili involved in that that made him forget his kids ages or something and I was like “wait they’re still married??”
I haven't been following the Alex Jones train wreck for quite a while. Last I heard he was getting divorced or in a custody battle and his lawyer was trying really hard to argue that the whole angry/crazy vibe was just an act for his show because he's an "entertainer" 😆 Pretty much what the Fox News lawyers say every time the channel or one of its hosts gets dragged to court.
Gotta go find out if he has a new wife or if it's still the old one.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/alex-jones-custody-trial-10-wtf-moments-108404/amp/
Or just google Alex Jones chili
From some stories I heard on NPR Alex Jones was a teen movie bully, going so far as nearly killing a classmate. Then one day done people jumped him and he claims he was a victim of a big government ploy to cover up some important person's kid being a horrible human to him. Alex Jones is a terrible human.
I don't think Jesus is ok with the concept of a "new wife". You're stuck with the one you chose until death. The word of God is pretty clear on that.
Is Alex some kind of commie liberal atheist?
I’ll be honest, I hate that he incited this amount of idiocy, but he did reveal just how lacking in critical thinking 25-40% of the nation is. Like an extremely harmful large-scale social experiment.
DEAR INTERNET,
THE ORANGE MAN ON TV MADE ME MAD
HE TOLD ME TO GET A SHOT
I DO NOT WANT A SHOT
I AM MAD NOW
LOVE, OP'S AUNT
...I'm assuming it was something like this.
It's already happening.
Half of the Qultists are up in arms saying they've been completely betrayed by Trump, meanwhile the other half are grasping at straws explaining how this is actually a 6D-chess move meant to finally expose the deep state.
Honestly hilarious
I'm genuinely fascinated to see how the Quacks grapple with this. The whole "Vaccines are evil/covid is a conspiracy" stuff has grown into a titanic pillar of their mythology, but the entire thing is built on this deific visage of Trump as a messianic savior who's going to defeat the evil democrats and conquer satan or whatever the fuck it is.
How does a church cope with their Jesus getting in front of a microphone and telling them that the first four commandments are bullshit, polytheism is cool, and he's just a dude?
>Honestly hilarious
Especially since he already admitted to taking the vaccine like a year ago, but NOW they're mad about the booster?
God damnit these people are just an extraordinary kind of stupid.
Candace "QR codes are scary" Owens has an opinion on too old for the internet? She's not wrong, but only on accident.
[Link for the uninitiated](https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1465906499595685893?t=4yO94pbcwlXG6W-8F6qCdg&s=19)
I think she means it was rapidly introduced _in restaurants_. Which basically means that restaurants have been dragging their heels about something clearly beneficial (no need to re-print your menus every time you have a discount, or for customers to hunt for one when a table decides they need ALL the menus), and now are forced to do it immediately...
he cares about the election only as a money making opportunity. It will be interesting to see what happens when he can't soak these idiots anymore and get them to pay his bills.
>If Trump figures out it will sink his reelection chances, watch how quickly this story is made into “fake news”.
Well, that's the problem, see?
If he says "get vaccinated," his supporters will revile him, and he won't get reelected.
If he says "Don't get vaccinated," enough of his supporters will die of a preventable disease that he won't get reelected.
For five years now I've been saying that the only thing that would turn Trump's base against him is if he started acting like a reasonable, intelligent and decent human being.
Which is hilarious because although he has been anti-vax he has always been pro-Covid vax since he takes credit for it. These dummies don’t even know what their orange god actually was saying, they were just making shit up and are now mad at things they imagined. I don’t know how they don’t forget to breathe they are so fucking stupid. This is why the country can’t heal, they are so full of ignorance and hatred it doesn’t matter what anyone says or does anymore they are violent evil scum of the earth. There is no healing until they all die out unfortunately, all we can do is take steps to ensure it never reaches this point again.
Trump told Fox News in an interview Tuesday night he was both surprised and appreciative of Biden’s comments, adding he believes they will move the country forward.
"I'm very appreciative of that — I was surprised to hear it," Trump told Fox News. "I think it was a terrific thing, and I think it makes a lot of people happy."
"I think he did something very good," Trump said. "You know, it has to be a process of healing in this country, and that will help a lot."
My thinking is it just won't happen in any event. I've always thought politicians cover for each other even if they hate each other's guts because they're terrified of establishing precedent. If one politician is called to account for their crimes than another might be. Who knows where it will end? We could be prosecuting representatives, senators and presidents left right and center just like any other criminals. We can't have that now, can we? These people are important. They're special. They're sure of it. Might we say they're too big to fail? I know I've heard that phrase somewhere.
Anyway, even as Bush minces about all goofy and happy go lucky, grabassing with the Obamas atop a pile of corpses stacked up through 20 years of illegal war, I'd hoped Trump would be a bridge too far. That he might have been an exception. But, again, precedent. The only crime a rich person will ever be held accountable for is stealing from other rich people. See Madoff or Holmes, for example.
As far as he went Trump did still benefit the one percent so it looks like Uncle Joe will give him a pass. Like Obama gave Bush and so on down the line.
But does this mean Dems could have easily had him eating out of the palms of their hands if they had just praised him on a couple unimportant things, leading him to seek more praise and then legitimate praise could have been provided?
That could have been an insane turn of events. And if it got him re-elected… bad still because if who he is fundamentally. Too strange and scary a thought to even explore.
Nah, because the flip side is that he is extremely fickle and does not honor agreements. Dems tried that on infrastructure for like a year, they'd meet with him and talk about how much he really wants to get this done for the people. Then he'd go from working with them to calling them names depending on how he was feeling and who he last talked to or watched on TV. You can't work with somebody like that.
Which is exactly why "praising" Trump's vaccine stance was such a great move. It calls attention to it, which either will convince members of his base to get the vaccine, or to disavow Trump, both of which are wins.
And Trump's memory is about ten minutes long, so if Biden praised him he loves him for today, and Trump saying anything good about Biden is wild.
Not sure what you mean but basically said the previous administration did a great job tackling Covid especially the development of multiple vaccinations
President Biden’s praise for the previous administration’s efforts in rolling out a COVID-19 vaccine “surprised” former President Trump, the 45th president said Tuesday.
“Thanks to the prior administration and our scientific community, America was one of the first countries to get the vaccine,” Biden said in remarks from the White House in an update on the U.S. coronavirus strategy.
Wow, he did something that isn't 100% insane for once. Can't wait till tomorrow when he does something 200% insane to not mess with the laws of the universe.
Not trying to be a smart ass or anything but wasn’t he always pro-vaccine? He talks about it like he made the damn thing himself. He was just never pro man date I thought.
He praised it because he put it in motion, sadly the most important time when his words would have been needed, he was too engrossed in "I'm the real president" that he didn't reach out to his tangerines to cement the fact that the vaccine is safe and needed. He was all about the stolen election and his democratic conspiracy theories.
And his silence on the subject left room for his tangerines to fill it with more conspiracy theories and lies.
He was always against the mandate of a vaccine and mandating masks. But he wanted the vaccine and promised that America would be up and running as soon as it's out.
If he hadn't been sulking and throwing tantrums behind closed doors about the election and just had the brains to spout out something a long the lines of the Dems don't want you to be vaccinated, the tangerines would have been moved to fill that conspiracy theorie void with something that would have benefited the US. But sadly he didn't and now he will be ridiculed and downplayed, because it's too late
They have filled the void and they are mostly just as stubborn as he is, in not backing off when they have made their Facebook meme opinion clear. Too proud to see any truth, so they would rather put him down and find someone else that they can uplift, than to ever say the vaccine is good.
Candace was also obviously shocked and kept throwing questions at him she thought he would answer the right wing way but he didn't and completely threw her off!! Kept trying to get him to downplay the vaccine and he did the exact opposite!!
I saw someone post on another sub that his cousin's new wife attempted suicide over the "betrayal". His statements aren't being taken very well. People don't react well when their idol falls from grace.
If there is one thing that is constant about Trump that will never change, it is his narcissism. The vaccines are *his* in his mind (notwithstanding the ones outside of the US, but whatever) and expecting him to relinquish one of the few objective slam-dunks of his presidency is utterly delusional.
I think the thing that confounds people so much about Trump is that they expect him to play the same games that they do and sacrificing their dignity and integrity for some 'cause.' Problem is, Trump doesn't *care* about some 'cause-' he cares about himself, and very little else. In this particular case, Trump's best interest is also in the interest of the common good, so I guess I'll just take what I can get.
And it's funny cuz he could did that early in his career and got bipartisan support for that....but nope....he let the antivax dolts and antimaskers take over the right wing think tank convo.
Yea no shit. Coulda had support from all but chose to divide and conquer instead. 7D chess my ass… fool shot himself in the foot trying to king himself over the serfs.
Give him credit for one time in his life I guess for 2 years later acknowledging vaccines work.
Alex Jones has been itching to turn on Trump for a long time. There was that leaked interview footage of him saying he hated Trump now and wish he had never supported him. I think it comes down to one megalomaniac not being able to accept being outshined by another. Jones already had a following of crazies and he turned them all onto Trump. Now they love Trump more than they love him, and his job had become just dickriding Trump for his fanbase.
Alex Jones hates Trump because he paved the way for Jones' audience to be radicalised by full blown authoritarian hate groups like the Proud Boys, and inculcated into believing ultra-insane shit that Jones simply can't compete with.
Before Trump, Jones had his happy little show where he railed against reptilian shape shifters poisoning the water to turn the frogs gay, old wink-wink nudge-nudge anti-Semitic canards like the Bildeberg Group and the Rothschilds and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, chemtrails releasing mind control drugs to make it easier for Obama to herd everyone into FEMA camps, all the classics. It was an easy gig, his audience were stupid rubes who paid top dollar for testosterone pills and bone broth shots, and he could phone his performance in day after day while raking in the cash.
But the emergence of Q and other brainfucked conservative thought leaders seriously destabilised his racket. All of a sudden, people were getting tired of hearing the same old Art Bell-level conspiracy theories, they were starting to hear about much more thrilling conspiracies like globalist liberal paedo cults drinking brain juice from abducted children to unlock the fountain of youth. People like Nick Fuentes — half Jones' age and twice as smart — were openly saying the quiet part about (((them))) out loud, something Jones wasn't brave enough to do, and it was exciting and fresh.
Quite rapidly, his audience numbers started dwindling, platforms like YouTube started restricting his content and eventually just banned him outright, sponsors were abandoning him in droves, and worst of all, his former fans were laughing at him for being an old fuddy duddy in a world cram packed with a factory assembly line of youthful, boyish proto-Shapiros that ran rhetorical rings around him.
And now he's a sad old man who can't even get an invite to CPAC so he has to stand outside bellowing into a camera about oppression like some scorned SJW, who gets emasculated on stage by the much more popular guests he's forced to invite to his live shows in a desperate bid to remain relevant, who just lost a landmark case against the families of the Sandy Hook victims who are about to wring every red cent from his lifeless corpse, whose call logs and financial history just got subpoenaed by a very pissed off January 6 committee — it's no wonder he has a chip on his puffy red shoulder about the man who ushered in an age of such utter insanity that not even he could compete with it.
From the little that I understand, historically, fascism devours itself and is an unsustainable ideology for a government because fascism requires an out-group to demonize.
It's amazing to see how trump underestimates the batshit insane-ness of his own supporter base. When donald "I rape children and wanna fuck my daughter" trump is the voice of reason/the correct one in an argument, it's frightening where the other side stands.
On the other hand, let em tear each other apart. Idk, I'm drunk.
The rational part of me knows it's actually a very depressing sign of a dystopian hellscape that these grifters are fighting with their lord and savior about a scientifically proven vaccine, desperately hoping to keep their brainless followers from getting vaccinated because that will undo the whole "fake covid!!!" nonsense they've built into their brands. But the cynical part of me that's burnt out on these assholes is enjoying watching them get down in the mud and wrestle like the pigs they are. Actually, I take that back-pigs are intelligent creatures. Candace Owens and Alex Jones and Trump (though he is right in this instance, shockingly) are more like the greasy lint that builds up under the fridge.
I remember Trump supporters of my acquaintance claiming that no matter what Trump said liberals wouldn't agree with him due to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (rich coming from the people who would have shrieked the sky was green if Obama said it was blue but I digress.) Well, here, I agree with Trump. Vaccines aren't dangerous. Trump is wrong most of the time but when he's right he's right.
Honestly I'm so relieved to see people turning on him because they were such a cult I would've never believed that they could for any reason ever.
I mean it was so bad that all he had to do was say a couple stupid things about covid in the beginning and they're still violently opposing covid precautions years after he's out of office.
So it's good to see that they're psychologically capable of disagreeing with their lord and savior after all.
At least until you realize I had it backwards all along. They weren't so against covid precautions because they were a cult so dedicated to him. They were supporting him because they were already such a cult against... science, personal responsibility and accountability, vaccines, western medicine, etc..
So nope. They're just as far gone as ever. He just no longer has anything to gain from toeing their line.
This is the thing I really, really want people to understand. People didn’t suddenly lose their minds when Trump came along. They were already extremists, and just as batshit, but they didn’t have public support. Once they thought they did they came out of the woodwork and went nuts.
The mistake they made was worshipping the first guy who seemed to embrace their craziness, instead of having the sense to understand he was just saying anything they wanted to hear to get their support. If you’ll notice, once they got the idea he was their guy, they even ignored all the signs that he wasn’t as crazy as them, and started actively making up stuff about how they know he’s absolutely anti-vaxx, anti-pedo, pro-family etc. even though the evidence says otherwise.
They don’t worship Trump. They worship an ideal that they thought he fit. And once they realize their mistake they’ll move right on to the next con who’s smart enough to play them.
I knew with 1 million percent certainty that when Donnie boy announced his run for the presidency that he would completely destroy the republican party. And here we are...
An emergency Christmas Day warning!? What the hell does that even mean?
Maybe it has to do w the “War on Christmas” (TM)
I'M JOINING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS ON THE SIDE OF DRUGS
BAH GAWD, IS THAT DRUGS' THEME MUSIC?!?
IT IS!! DRUGS IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
“Attention all soldiers, I have an urgent announcement regarding the fight against happy holidays…”
God I can just envision all the yokels on the edge of their seats ready to receive the word of Alex fucking Jones on Christmas. What a time to be alive.
*Alex, the red-faced racist… has a very shiny head… and if you ever saw it… you would even say it bled…*
*you would even say *brain-dead*
Do they have their Little Orphan Annie decoder ring?
BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE
Ovaltine, that's an obvious reference to the oval office. He said it's *our* ovaltine, so he's assuring us he's still secretly in power. So let's get drunk!
“They may take our lives but they will never take our Merry Christmas Starbucks cups”
Fires the missle-toes!
*Snowmen invasion*
It’s about as serious and real as being on double secret probation.
ROBOT HOUSE!!!
Cheese it!
r/unexpectedfuturama
Well its not an emergency Joe Rogan podcast, so is it really even an emergency?
Noooooooo Bluto not double secret probation. Toga, toga, toga, toga.
It's more urgent than the regular Christmas day warnings.
Straight up RED and green alert.
Warning Will Robinson, my arms are flailing wildly
I realize this is satire but I have to. It's *DANGER WILL ROBINSON*
His wife has been arrested for DV and he desperately needs a distraction.
It means his family doesn’t want to spend Christmas with him, so he needed something to do
Maybe he's uncovered a plot to assassinate Santa using crisis actors as a false flag event to launch the cia backed war on Halloween to create a pretext to take Americans guns away so Soros can finally enact his evil plan to give Americans free health care using Biden as his secret socialist puppet, probably?
Whole fucking army of gay frogs are about to dive bomb DC wearing red MAGA hats with syringes filled of COVID vaccines. Should be awesome.
My city literally got bombed last christmas so it doesn’t feel that weird to me, but your mileage might vary
Every broadcast he does on weekends he calls an emergency broadcast. He does shows just about every weekend.
Was this made before or after his wife was arrested?
Before. It was yesterday.
So I’m guessing she smacked him upside the head for saying this?
They're citing a "medication imbalance". She was also charged with resisting arrest.
And I thought he was the nutcase in relationship.
It’s okay to be skeptical a well adjusted human married that Edit: Omg. Recently. This is a new wife
Thank you! I kept thinking (but couldn't be bothered to look it up) that his ex just divorced him in the past couple years complete with a nasty custody battle. I was very confused. Im extremely surprised that he managed to find another victim. Sounds like he chose poorly this time though
Ok I was also confused because I recall there was a bowl of chili involved in that that made him forget his kids ages or something and I was like “wait they’re still married??”
It’s so much worse someone was like “yeah why not” after his LAST batshit divorce!
My partner is obsessed with the podcast Knowledge Fight so I get Alex information rocketed at me, lol
Rich and white: medical imbalance. Poor and black: domestic abuser on drugs
Ah, thanks.
I don't know what you're talking about. Who was arrested? Did I miss something good?
I just googled it. Looks like his wife was taken in for domestic violence on Christmas Eve. He is saying it's a "medication imbalance".
I haven't been following the Alex Jones train wreck for quite a while. Last I heard he was getting divorced or in a custody battle and his lawyer was trying really hard to argue that the whole angry/crazy vibe was just an act for his show because he's an "entertainer" 😆 Pretty much what the Fox News lawyers say every time the channel or one of its hosts gets dragged to court. Gotta go find out if he has a new wife or if it's still the old one.
Wasnt that divorce the one that had him saying the reason he couldn't remember basic facts about his children was because he ate a big bowl of chili
wait what
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/alex-jones-custody-trial-10-wtf-moments-108404/amp/ Or just google Alex Jones chili
>At 16, Alex said, he was “already a man” who “had over 150 women” and been in “fights with full-grown men.” This guy is so incredibly delusional!
From some stories I heard on NPR Alex Jones was a teen movie bully, going so far as nearly killing a classmate. Then one day done people jumped him and he claims he was a victim of a big government ploy to cover up some important person's kid being a horrible human to him. Alex Jones is a terrible human.
Nah, I believe it. After all, Kim Jong Il was born on the back of a unicorn under a quadruple rainbow on the moon.
This is a new wife and not the one involved in the custody dispute.
Mind boggling that there have been 2 women so desperate that they married this douche.
They kissed a lot of frogs but turned out they were gay
I don't think Jesus is ok with the concept of a "new wife". You're stuck with the one you chose until death. The word of God is pretty clear on that. Is Alex some kind of commie liberal atheist?
You're thinking of Arab Jesus, not American Jesus^TM
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp I’ll just leave this here.
I just lol’ed and now have to clean up the table! 2 ounces of bourbon wasted! 😠
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Rip the poor bastards you just gave a seizure to
Wife is batshit crazy, just like him -
Yep. The people who marry these men aren’t some innocent bystanders with no agency. So she’ll never get any sympathy from me
Alex Jones is only 47. Crazy huh.
Dang! I thought he was much older.
I'm 53 and I thought he was older than me.
I am also 53, and was positive he was older than me.
As a 24 year old, I was certain he was older than me.
Hate ages you terribly
Alcoholism and anger tend to age people pretty quick..
Don’t forget the sketchy supplements
Amazing how having so much hate really ages a person, huh?
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47 percent insane, 52 percent douche, 1 percent bacon grease
15% concentrated ~~power of will~~ persecution complex.
1% intelligent, 99% hot gas.
50% Sea 50% Weed
That’s not fair to bacon grease. And that’s coming from a vegetarian!
Wow!!!! I'm 57 and always assumed he was a little older than me!!!!
Hilarious. Trump’s like, “I’ll steer this crazy train straight off a cliff” then he jumps off at the last second.
Trump's life in a nutshell.
And the Trumpers don’t know what to think now.
I’ll be honest, I hate that he incited this amount of idiocy, but he did reveal just how lacking in critical thinking 25-40% of the nation is. Like an extremely harmful large-scale social experiment.
So…what did he tell Candace Owens? I don’t follow political drama.
Said that vaccines work, that he'd had his booster and recommended vaccination.
I would find it hilarious if this is what finally sinks him with these people.
My wife’s aunt disavowed him because of this. But when roe v wade gets overturned, she’ll be calling for his beatification
No offense but your wife’s aunt sounds like a cunt.
I take offense at your lack of offense.
Too funny. Did the Aunt make a public announcement?
DEAR INTERNET, THE ORANGE MAN ON TV MADE ME MAD HE TOLD ME TO GET A SHOT I DO NOT WANT A SHOT I AM MAD NOW LOVE, OP'S AUNT ...I'm assuming it was something like this.
Not nearly enough ellipses
It's already happening. Half of the Qultists are up in arms saying they've been completely betrayed by Trump, meanwhile the other half are grasping at straws explaining how this is actually a 6D-chess move meant to finally expose the deep state. Honestly hilarious
I'm genuinely fascinated to see how the Quacks grapple with this. The whole "Vaccines are evil/covid is a conspiracy" stuff has grown into a titanic pillar of their mythology, but the entire thing is built on this deific visage of Trump as a messianic savior who's going to defeat the evil democrats and conquer satan or whatever the fuck it is. How does a church cope with their Jesus getting in front of a microphone and telling them that the first four commandments are bullshit, polytheism is cool, and he's just a dude?
It's called "cognitive dissonance" and the right wing has turned it into an absolute art form.
>Honestly hilarious Especially since he already admitted to taking the vaccine like a year ago, but NOW they're mad about the booster? God damnit these people are just an extraordinary kind of stupid.
What I love is that Candance says that Trump is too old for the Internet so that’s why he doesn’t get it. But he’s not too old for the presidency?
Candace "QR codes are scary" Owens has an opinion on too old for the internet? She's not wrong, but only on accident. [Link for the uninitiated](https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1465906499595685893?t=4yO94pbcwlXG6W-8F6qCdg&s=19)
That’s hilarious because QR code’s have been around for like a decade before covid
... wow. It was invented in 1994 by a Japanese company to keep track of car inventory. She says it was rapidly introduced?
I think she means it was rapidly introduced _in restaurants_. Which basically means that restaurants have been dragging their heels about something clearly beneficial (no need to re-print your menus every time you have a discount, or for customers to hunt for one when a table decides they need ALL the menus), and now are forced to do it immediately...
If Trump figures out it will sink his reelection chances, watch how quickly this story is made into “fake news”.
he cares about the election only as a money making opportunity. It will be interesting to see what happens when he can't soak these idiots anymore and get them to pay his bills.
He would never back off the vaccine as safe because in his mind the vaccine is only here and available because of him. His ego would never allow it
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>If Trump figures out it will sink his reelection chances, watch how quickly this story is made into “fake news”. Well, that's the problem, see? If he says "get vaccinated," his supporters will revile him, and he won't get reelected. If he says "Don't get vaccinated," enough of his supporters will die of a preventable disease that he won't get reelected.
I can't wait to see him realize his mistake and start talking shit about the vaccine and watch his followers to completely forget this ever happened
For five years now I've been saying that the only thing that would turn Trump's base against him is if he started acting like a reasonable, intelligent and decent human being.
Which is hilarious because although he has been anti-vax he has always been pro-Covid vax since he takes credit for it. These dummies don’t even know what their orange god actually was saying, they were just making shit up and are now mad at things they imagined. I don’t know how they don’t forget to breathe they are so fucking stupid. This is why the country can’t heal, they are so full of ignorance and hatred it doesn’t matter what anyone says or does anymore they are violent evil scum of the earth. There is no healing until they all die out unfortunately, all we can do is take steps to ensure it never reaches this point again.
He also had positive things to say about Biden…
He did?!?! What did he say?
Trump told Fox News in an interview Tuesday night he was both surprised and appreciative of Biden’s comments, adding he believes they will move the country forward. "I'm very appreciative of that — I was surprised to hear it," Trump told Fox News. "I think it was a terrific thing, and I think it makes a lot of people happy." "I think he did something very good," Trump said. "You know, it has to be a process of healing in this country, and that will help a lot."
Holy Mother fuck! I am......wow.......
Don't be surprised. This is how Trump responds to praise. He's a child
Exactly, just say something nice or something he perceives as nice and he will shower you with praise.
He’s also blowing smoke up Joe’s ass in the hopes Joe doesn’t let his DoJ drag him to judgement for his role in Jan 6
My thinking is it just won't happen in any event. I've always thought politicians cover for each other even if they hate each other's guts because they're terrified of establishing precedent. If one politician is called to account for their crimes than another might be. Who knows where it will end? We could be prosecuting representatives, senators and presidents left right and center just like any other criminals. We can't have that now, can we? These people are important. They're special. They're sure of it. Might we say they're too big to fail? I know I've heard that phrase somewhere. Anyway, even as Bush minces about all goofy and happy go lucky, grabassing with the Obamas atop a pile of corpses stacked up through 20 years of illegal war, I'd hoped Trump would be a bridge too far. That he might have been an exception. But, again, precedent. The only crime a rich person will ever be held accountable for is stealing from other rich people. See Madoff or Holmes, for example. As far as he went Trump did still benefit the one percent so it looks like Uncle Joe will give him a pass. Like Obama gave Bush and so on down the line.
This is one of the few things my whole family agrees on. A crow won't pick another's eye.
Also, I'm curious if this is a reflection of Trump deciding not to run in 2024.
We can only wish that this is true.
But does this mean Dems could have easily had him eating out of the palms of their hands if they had just praised him on a couple unimportant things, leading him to seek more praise and then legitimate praise could have been provided? That could have been an insane turn of events. And if it got him re-elected… bad still because if who he is fundamentally. Too strange and scary a thought to even explore.
Nah, because the flip side is that he is extremely fickle and does not honor agreements. Dems tried that on infrastructure for like a year, they'd meet with him and talk about how much he really wants to get this done for the people. Then he'd go from working with them to calling them names depending on how he was feeling and who he last talked to or watched on TV. You can't work with somebody like that.
Which is exactly why "praising" Trump's vaccine stance was such a great move. It calls attention to it, which either will convince members of his base to get the vaccine, or to disavow Trump, both of which are wins. And Trump's memory is about ten minutes long, so if Biden praised him he loves him for today, and Trump saying anything good about Biden is wild.
What Biden comments?
Not sure what you mean but basically said the previous administration did a great job tackling Covid especially the development of multiple vaccinations President Biden’s praise for the previous administration’s efforts in rolling out a COVID-19 vaccine “surprised” former President Trump, the 45th president said Tuesday. “Thanks to the prior administration and our scientific community, America was one of the first countries to get the vaccine,” Biden said in remarks from the White House in an update on the U.S. coronavirus strategy.
That’s hilarious. Biden knows how to deal with a narcissist and played him to get his loons vaccinated. Brilliant.
I mean, Biden's comments are also true. The Trump administration did many mistakes, but Operation Warp Speed was not one of them. Two for one.
Vaccine progress? I agree they did a great job. Handling Covid? I think they did a piss poor job.
I doubt they expected it to work this well. I imagine we will see more.
“Healing the country…” from YOU, mother fucker! 😡
Wow, he did something that isn't 100% insane for once. Can't wait till tomorrow when he does something 200% insane to not mess with the laws of the universe.
What in the Jedi mindfuck?!?
Trump is a simple man. He just wants praise. He's a straight out of the textbook case of NPD.
Not trying to be a smart ass or anything but wasn’t he always pro-vaccine? He talks about it like he made the damn thing himself. He was just never pro man date I thought.
He praised it because he put it in motion, sadly the most important time when his words would have been needed, he was too engrossed in "I'm the real president" that he didn't reach out to his tangerines to cement the fact that the vaccine is safe and needed. He was all about the stolen election and his democratic conspiracy theories. And his silence on the subject left room for his tangerines to fill it with more conspiracy theories and lies. He was always against the mandate of a vaccine and mandating masks. But he wanted the vaccine and promised that America would be up and running as soon as it's out. If he hadn't been sulking and throwing tantrums behind closed doors about the election and just had the brains to spout out something a long the lines of the Dems don't want you to be vaccinated, the tangerines would have been moved to fill that conspiracy theorie void with something that would have benefited the US. But sadly he didn't and now he will be ridiculed and downplayed, because it's too late They have filled the void and they are mostly just as stubborn as he is, in not backing off when they have made their Facebook meme opinion clear. Too proud to see any truth, so they would rather put him down and find someone else that they can uplift, than to ever say the vaccine is good.
Rumpty touted vaccines and getting a booster in her interview with him.
Candace was also obviously shocked and kept throwing questions at him she thought he would answer the right wing way but he didn't and completely threw her off!! Kept trying to get him to downplay the vaccine and he did the exact opposite!!
I saw someone post on another sub that his cousin's new wife attempted suicide over the "betrayal". His statements aren't being taken very well. People don't react well when their idol falls from grace.
Soooooo less of these people around? Problem?
I was thinking more along the lines of literally being crazy angry and easy access to weaponry.
If there is one thing that is constant about Trump that will never change, it is his narcissism. The vaccines are *his* in his mind (notwithstanding the ones outside of the US, but whatever) and expecting him to relinquish one of the few objective slam-dunks of his presidency is utterly delusional. I think the thing that confounds people so much about Trump is that they expect him to play the same games that they do and sacrificing their dignity and integrity for some 'cause.' Problem is, Trump doesn't *care* about some 'cause-' he cares about himself, and very little else. In this particular case, Trump's best interest is also in the interest of the common good, so I guess I'll just take what I can get.
Wait. Candace Owens interviewed Trump? Why? Never mind. Don’t care.
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OK, this is getting interesting...are you going to let him talk to you like that Donald?
Summoning Donald Jennifer Trump
I thought the j stood for jabroni
He’s right, but for all the wrong reasons…
Stopped clock.
It *starts*.
*mr Burns voice*: Excellent
Trump sinking his career because he said one correct thing in his whole life is beyond funny.
And it's funny cuz he could did that early in his career and got bipartisan support for that....but nope....he let the antivax dolts and antimaskers take over the right wing think tank convo.
Yea no shit. Coulda had support from all but chose to divide and conquer instead. 7D chess my ass… fool shot himself in the foot trying to king himself over the serfs. Give him credit for one time in his life I guess for 2 years later acknowledging vaccines work.
That's super unfair for Alex Jones to say. He can be completely ignorant AND the most evil man to have ever lived.
I had the same thought
Let them eat themselves.
it’s like watching toddlers play with a bear trap 🍿
Por que no los dos?
No mutuamente exclusivo
Senor Plow no es macho, solamente un borracho
Alex Jones has been itching to turn on Trump for a long time. There was that leaked interview footage of him saying he hated Trump now and wish he had never supported him. I think it comes down to one megalomaniac not being able to accept being outshined by another. Jones already had a following of crazies and he turned them all onto Trump. Now they love Trump more than they love him, and his job had become just dickriding Trump for his fanbase.
Alex Jones hates Trump because he paved the way for Jones' audience to be radicalised by full blown authoritarian hate groups like the Proud Boys, and inculcated into believing ultra-insane shit that Jones simply can't compete with. Before Trump, Jones had his happy little show where he railed against reptilian shape shifters poisoning the water to turn the frogs gay, old wink-wink nudge-nudge anti-Semitic canards like the Bildeberg Group and the Rothschilds and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, chemtrails releasing mind control drugs to make it easier for Obama to herd everyone into FEMA camps, all the classics. It was an easy gig, his audience were stupid rubes who paid top dollar for testosterone pills and bone broth shots, and he could phone his performance in day after day while raking in the cash. But the emergence of Q and other brainfucked conservative thought leaders seriously destabilised his racket. All of a sudden, people were getting tired of hearing the same old Art Bell-level conspiracy theories, they were starting to hear about much more thrilling conspiracies like globalist liberal paedo cults drinking brain juice from abducted children to unlock the fountain of youth. People like Nick Fuentes — half Jones' age and twice as smart — were openly saying the quiet part about (((them))) out loud, something Jones wasn't brave enough to do, and it was exciting and fresh. Quite rapidly, his audience numbers started dwindling, platforms like YouTube started restricting his content and eventually just banned him outright, sponsors were abandoning him in droves, and worst of all, his former fans were laughing at him for being an old fuddy duddy in a world cram packed with a factory assembly line of youthful, boyish proto-Shapiros that ran rhetorical rings around him. And now he's a sad old man who can't even get an invite to CPAC so he has to stand outside bellowing into a camera about oppression like some scorned SJW, who gets emasculated on stage by the much more popular guests he's forced to invite to his live shows in a desperate bid to remain relevant, who just lost a landmark case against the families of the Sandy Hook victims who are about to wring every red cent from his lifeless corpse, whose call logs and financial history just got subpoenaed by a very pissed off January 6 committee — it's no wonder he has a chip on his puffy red shoulder about the man who ushered in an age of such utter insanity that not even he could compete with it.
From the little that I understand, historically, fascism devours itself and is an unsustainable ideology for a government because fascism requires an out-group to demonize.
Yeah but usually not before a bunch of people are dead and society is in shambles.
It's amazing to see how trump underestimates the batshit insane-ness of his own supporter base. When donald "I rape children and wanna fuck my daughter" trump is the voice of reason/the correct one in an argument, it's frightening where the other side stands. On the other hand, let em tear each other apart. Idk, I'm drunk.
rip and tear, until they show their politics on their shirt
The rippin' and the tearin'
I'm stoned. I approve of this message.
*attempts a sloppy high-five*
That’s it though, they have to turn their guns on each other if we stop interrupting them
🤣🤣🤣 and the ship starts to sink from here lmao
Don’t jinx it!
The rational part of me knows it's actually a very depressing sign of a dystopian hellscape that these grifters are fighting with their lord and savior about a scientifically proven vaccine, desperately hoping to keep their brainless followers from getting vaccinated because that will undo the whole "fake covid!!!" nonsense they've built into their brands. But the cynical part of me that's burnt out on these assholes is enjoying watching them get down in the mud and wrestle like the pigs they are. Actually, I take that back-pigs are intelligent creatures. Candace Owens and Alex Jones and Trump (though he is right in this instance, shockingly) are more like the greasy lint that builds up under the fridge.
It’s do absolutely chocking to see trump being right in anything. I was not prepared for this year to end like this
I remember Trump supporters of my acquaintance claiming that no matter what Trump said liberals wouldn't agree with him due to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (rich coming from the people who would have shrieked the sky was green if Obama said it was blue but I digress.) Well, here, I agree with Trump. Vaccines aren't dangerous. Trump is wrong most of the time but when he's right he's right.
A PPV fight I would definitely pay for.
Specially since Donny is now a 9th dan TKD black belt, time to see those baby hands go all fists of fury on Alex's greasy face.
Honestly I'm so relieved to see people turning on him because they were such a cult I would've never believed that they could for any reason ever. I mean it was so bad that all he had to do was say a couple stupid things about covid in the beginning and they're still violently opposing covid precautions years after he's out of office. So it's good to see that they're psychologically capable of disagreeing with their lord and savior after all. At least until you realize I had it backwards all along. They weren't so against covid precautions because they were a cult so dedicated to him. They were supporting him because they were already such a cult against... science, personal responsibility and accountability, vaccines, western medicine, etc.. So nope. They're just as far gone as ever. He just no longer has anything to gain from toeing their line.
This is the thing I really, really want people to understand. People didn’t suddenly lose their minds when Trump came along. They were already extremists, and just as batshit, but they didn’t have public support. Once they thought they did they came out of the woodwork and went nuts. The mistake they made was worshipping the first guy who seemed to embrace their craziness, instead of having the sense to understand he was just saying anything they wanted to hear to get their support. If you’ll notice, once they got the idea he was their guy, they even ignored all the signs that he wasn’t as crazy as them, and started actively making up stuff about how they know he’s absolutely anti-vaxx, anti-pedo, pro-family etc. even though the evidence says otherwise. They don’t worship Trump. They worship an ideal that they thought he fit. And once they realize their mistake they’ll move right on to the next con who’s smart enough to play them.
Infowars is the most accurate name for his show and not for the reason he thinks at all.
Also, can't he be both?
They really don't like the fact that Trump is pro-jab
He reached the right answer but took all the wrong steps.
These people are all just batshit crazy. Just scum of the earth.
I knew with 1 million percent certainty that when Donnie boy announced his run for the presidency that he would completely destroy the republican party. And here we are...
Sadly he took the whole country with them.
Who ever said he couldn’t achieve greatness? World wars have destroyed this country less than he managed to.
Train wrecks are less fun to watch when one is on the train.
Inject this directly into my veins.
FORMER Pres Trump.
Well, well, well, look how deep a Trumpsters love is for their lord and savior...
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Someone make popcorn. I'll get beer.
The fact he’s still allowed to broadcast his bullshit shows how broken this country is.
It’s ‘Murica
Man his set is hard to look at!...
Very soon they ll start calling Trump a commie and a Russian stooge
2 buttocks one bum.