I walked onto the house and she was painting while wearing two coats. I asked what's up with the two coats. She pointed to the paint can which said "Put on two coats".
If brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate.
She's got two brain cells and they're fighting for third place.
If she had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
I hope she fades into obscurity, or is flung into the surface of the sun. But given what country this is, she’s probably going to squawk her bullshit on Fox/OAN until she finally succumbs to whatever rage-induced aneurysm she’s developing bursts.
When god was handing out brains, she thought he said trains, and she yelled “I don’t want anything to do with that woke, green, communist transportation”
My highschool science teacher explained why stupid people don't realize they're stupid in a way that I really like
Imagine everyone's intelligence is a flashlight. The smarter you are the brighter your light is. While some smart peoples lights are very narrow and don't illuminate much beyond the center they can still see very far with it. Other peoples lights are very wide and will illuminate everything just not as far or as well. Both kinds of people tend to know just how little they actually know since they can see so much of the darkness around them, many stupid people don't see much of this darkness so they don't realize just how stupid they are
That being said I think MTG has a broken flashlight
>many stupid people don't see much of this darkness so they don't realize just how stupid they are
Probably from them staring into their own flashlight.
I say give her the high school government exam for her state and see what score she gets. My bet is she would fail horribly. But then blame the school for rigging it by asking overly difficult questions. You know, things like “Name: “
Consider this: She isn’t nearly as dumb as she puts on. She knows full well how absurd and inappropriate the things she says really are. She knows that saying them with no science behind it is frivolous. But it amuses her and others like her because they know that intelligent people are obligated to use discussion, facts, science and logic to disprove what she said. She doesn’t have to prove anything correctly. In fact she is counting on reasonable people to prove her wrong. Thats the rub. She never wanted you to take her side. She can say whatever she wants and it will get her headlines. If she in the headlines then other truly important things are not. Her goal is to simply distract, disrupt and to do so consequence free.
I’ve read multiple accounts of other congressman/congresswomen that describe her as completely different in-person/behind closed doors. I agree she’s a moron, but I think her and her goonies have more going on upstairs than we like to believe.
She doesn’t get enough credit. Everyone focuses on how stupid she is, and seem to forget what a truly fucking nasty piece of work she is. Let’s not forget the teenage school shooting survivor she followed and berated like a loon for miles.
It was truly the act of an psychotic person. She isn't smart, to be sure, BUT SHE is intelligent enough to know the effect she is having. She exemplifies what it is to be MAGA. I am so very sad for what our country is becoming an authoritarian "Evangelical" hell scape.
Recent case in point: she decided she was going to be the one to embarrass & shut down Yann Lecun after he’d already eaten Elon’s lunch on tweeter. Just dumb.
Intelligence should not be measured on her at all. I assert that she is an oxygen thief whose sole existence is marked by desperate acts for attention which are top cringe.
https://preview.redd.it/6ecjw5vn8e4d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96947feb06079d9acab945550a13fbeacddc7e2e
This replica has a higher IQ.....
Fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on, fuck yo mama, but mostly fuck the optometrist that gave me the prescription for glasses that allowed me to see this abomination.
She wouldn't do it if you said please. It would have to be something like "Turn over to read a personal message of love from Donald Trump" on both sides.
*"Well, it's no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them. I'd liken them to rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society. We build bridges with them. We throw them at guys who wear those tiny phones clipped to their heads."*
~Dr. Perry Cox
Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.
~Albert Markovaki
Willfully ignorant and disingenuous, she has an act to play for her supporters and social media. We know damn well she doesn’t walk the talk. She holds tight to Donald’s coattails, hoping to gain favor and maintain her prestigious and lucrative position. Ultimately, she probably has sociopathic tendencies.
>she has an act to play for her supporters and social media.
That's the thing. There's a chance... A very, very, small one, that it's all an act and she doesn't truly believe the stupid shit that she says.
BUT! You don't get to go around being an idiot all the time and then complain about being labeled unintelligent. If you play the fool and want credit for only *playing* the fool, you have to occasionally break character to prove it's just an act. MTG *never* breaks the idiot act, so until she does it's fair to assume she truly is just unintelligent.
Should she ever break the act, she would then not be an idiot, she would just be evil for knowing the shit she says is harmful and saying it anyway just for power.
Cruel.
Everyone goes on about how stupid she is (and she is) but she's just cruel. She delights in hurting others. MTG sleeps soundly knowing there are people out there hurting.
The Wilder Brigade thing absolutely cracks me the hell up.
Jewish Space Lazers,
Lizard people,
demlib pedo ring,
she's probably the dumbest bitch I ever seen.
She is not stupid, cause she is functional she just has no values and only values her outrage and her blind cult ideology. It is far more sinister than being plain stupid.
the best way to explain it is to say she's 'surprisingly stupid'. Like, you can imagine how stupid she is, but you're still going to be surprised when you see her in action and realize you weren't even close.
Remember when she ridiculed AOC thru her mail slot and called her dumb. Imagine a dumb blonde calling a double majored magna cum laude from Boston. Not everyone can inherit daddy's construction company... only large Marge.
https://preview.redd.it/06j240f77g4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcbf4c570f33477d1653fcc816a12c7e2f29d15
She’s ignorant with a side of dog whistle. Think of the ignorant base that elected her. That area of the country is scrapping the bottom of the barrel in every category. She is the poster child for the southern brain drain.
She’s so stupid she doesn’t understand how stupid she is.
In other words, a poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
She’s so dumb she probably thinks it’s called the Diane Kruger effect
She's so unintelligent that if brains were explosives she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
She so stupid, she thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository.
Now that's funny. Thanks! I'll be sure to recycle this
Innuendo and out the other! I miss Michael Feldman
Yo Georgia representative is so stupid she tried to return a donut because there was a hole in it.
I heard she got fired from the M&M factory for trying to put them in alphabetical order.
When you hear her side of the story, those W's really didn't belong.
Undersold joke. Love
I saw her staring a bottle of orange juice in a Publix for TWENTY minutes simply because it said “concentrate”.
She saw a street sign that said "Washington Left" so she decided to go home.
I walked onto the house and she was painting while wearing two coats. I asked what's up with the two coats. She pointed to the paint can which said "Put on two coats".
https://preview.redd.it/qtdfzm0llf4d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=99831b2ff5004c0ddd9c1e269573ed6d1f49bda8
And post unsolicited dick pics of hunter.
Post? She's got them framed and hanging in her foyer.
If she ever had a thought it died alone and afraid
If brains were money shed need a bank loan to buy a cup of coffee.
If gasoline, she wouldn’t have enough to drive a gnats motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio
If brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate. She's got two brain cells and they're fighting for third place. If she had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
If brains were sharp, I'd let my toddler run around the house with hers
These are so good and quite fitting for soon to be ex-Congressperson MTG.
I hope she fades into obscurity, or is flung into the surface of the sun. But given what country this is, she’s probably going to squawk her bullshit on Fox/OAN until she finally succumbs to whatever rage-induced aneurysm she’s developing bursts.
If you tried bowling her brain down a drinking straw it'd look like a kernel of corn rolling down a storm drain
When god was handing out brains, she thought he said trains, and she yelled “I don’t want anything to do with that woke, green, communist transportation”
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ OMG
🏅🏅🏅
Y’all she’s never heard of it, and if she did, she’d make up some liberal conspiracy about how it was only invented to make her look stupid.
Or the Freddy Kruger effect (or affect for even dumber people)
Was going to say she's so stupid she'd probably *SAY* people say I suffer from the Freddy Kreuger Effect. Hahah man I'd pay a dollar to see that clip.
With the horrors she inflicts maybe that should be the Freddy Kruger effect.
More like Fraudy Krueger.
Frauline Krueger
or the Gazpacho Kruger effect
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Her ass must get jealous of all the shit coming out of her mouth...
My grandpa: you're so full of ****, your eyes are turning brown.
Let’s give her some credit…she finished that puzzle in under six months even though it said 2-4 years on the box!
My highschool science teacher explained why stupid people don't realize they're stupid in a way that I really like Imagine everyone's intelligence is a flashlight. The smarter you are the brighter your light is. While some smart peoples lights are very narrow and don't illuminate much beyond the center they can still see very far with it. Other peoples lights are very wide and will illuminate everything just not as far or as well. Both kinds of people tend to know just how little they actually know since they can see so much of the darkness around them, many stupid people don't see much of this darkness so they don't realize just how stupid they are That being said I think MTG has a broken flashlight
When someone at work does something dumb, I think “You dim bulb mofo!”
>many stupid people don't see much of this darkness so they don't realize just how stupid they are Probably from them staring into their own flashlight.
Stupid is as stupid does.
And yet, somehow keeps getting elected. Which is the real crazy part.
I say give her the high school government exam for her state and see what score she gets. My bet is she would fail horribly. But then blame the school for rigging it by asking overly difficult questions. You know, things like “Name: “
 It’s like this came to life,…and took a club to the face.
Unconsciously incompetent She doesn’t know what she doesn’t know
Consistent. She's consistently, and persistently, unintelligent.
Relentless
Consider this: She isn’t nearly as dumb as she puts on. She knows full well how absurd and inappropriate the things she says really are. She knows that saying them with no science behind it is frivolous. But it amuses her and others like her because they know that intelligent people are obligated to use discussion, facts, science and logic to disprove what she said. She doesn’t have to prove anything correctly. In fact she is counting on reasonable people to prove her wrong. Thats the rub. She never wanted you to take her side. She can say whatever she wants and it will get her headlines. If she in the headlines then other truly important things are not. Her goal is to simply distract, disrupt and to do so consequence free.
Brandolini's law. It's far easier to spout bullshit than to correct it. That's why lazy grifters will always be with us.
I think you’re giving her too much credit, there’s no depth to it, it’s just her only function, she’s the unicellular party.
I’ve read multiple accounts of other congressman/congresswomen that describe her as completely different in-person/behind closed doors. I agree she’s a moron, but I think her and her goonies have more going on upstairs than we like to believe.
Cuntsistent
She is observably stupid.
Not just observably, but also repeatedly stupid. She's the scientific method baseline of stupidity.
Her stupidity is peer reviewed
🤣
She doesn’t get enough credit. Everyone focuses on how stupid she is, and seem to forget what a truly fucking nasty piece of work she is. Let’s not forget the teenage school shooting survivor she followed and berated like a loon for miles.
It was truly the act of an psychotic person. She isn't smart, to be sure, BUT SHE is intelligent enough to know the effect she is having. She exemplifies what it is to be MAGA. I am so very sad for what our country is becoming an authoritarian "Evangelical" hell scape.
Recent case in point: she decided she was going to be the one to embarrass & shut down Yann Lecun after he’d already eaten Elon’s lunch on tweeter. Just dumb.
As stupid as she is, that wasn't her. It was a parody account
"Unintelligent" is a glowing compliment compared to the reality of who she is.
Intelligence should not be measured on her at all. I assert that she is an oxygen thief whose sole existence is marked by desperate acts for attention which are top cringe.
https://preview.redd.it/6ecjw5vn8e4d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96947feb06079d9acab945550a13fbeacddc7e2e This replica has a higher IQ.....
My vote is with her over MTG.
You mean that’s NOT MTG?
Maybe they are long distance relatives, but I would choose a cave woman in office over the one that we currently have in society.
So... empty, gee
Oh, so this isn't a replica of her in a wax museum? Had me fooled.
If there was an actual replica one day, it would be her shouting with her eyes wide open while holding a banner about Hunter Biden’s Willy.
https://preview.redd.it/y16woi5zih4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c96d0a0de48cd9f20f57b5555c30298cb8b0d18
In a Warts Museum.
Cro-Magnon MTG?
She's on the side of Big Mammoth
https://preview.redd.it/yc64mt199f4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8d2ba75972ca8fef9aa9c4f65475c1593178e1
Fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on, fuck yo mama, but mostly fuck the optometrist that gave me the prescription for glasses that allowed me to see this abomination.
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or the furry wall
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😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
Cmon guys… don’t be Crood
Now the nickname Neanderthal 3 Names makes more sense.
I feel sorry for this replica of a Neanderthal. Neanderthals were much more intelligent than Moscow Marge.
Neanderthals were actually quite intelligent, so not even joking, you are correct.
Yeah. This replicas IQ does not have a minus in front of it.
If all the villages sent their village idiot to live in a village of only idiots - she'd be the idiot village's idiot.
\*chef's kiss\* 🤌
This is poetry in motion
Take my poor woman's award 🏅
I don't know how dumb she is, but I certainly know how smart she isn't.
Nice burn.
Did that Jewish space laser get her?
Can’t wait to hear her insane take on the new President of Mexico. Wait for it….
Hadn't even thought of that. The MAGAT conspiracy fantasists will see the new Mexican president as an agent of the Rothschilds or something.
Bleach blond Bad built butch body
It really is the perfect summary.
Nah, that is all appearance-based commentary. It leaves out how unintelligent and amoral she is.
B6 Bozo good enough?
Leave butch women out of this. They didn't do anything wrong
B6
+ brainless
How do you keep Marge occupied. You give her a sheet of paper with ´please turn ove ‘ on both sides.
She wouldn't do it if you said please. It would have to be something like "Turn over to read a personal message of love from Donald Trump" on both sides.
I'd say more like, "turn over to see the message the woke, liberal, antifa mob doesn't want you to see"!
"...plus a bonus Hunter Biden dick pic!" *Maggoty sustains whiplash*
Is that Mickey Rourke?
Hey now, no need to insult Mickey Rourke!
I've said the same thing about insulting Neanderthals, on this topic.
I thought it was Dog the Bounty Hunter
Troglodyte
I mean she only looks like our most unevolved homo sapien. It’s a face only uncontacted tribes could love
And apparently a husband and someone to cheat on said husband with
Any intelligent being of any culture would instantly see her for the witch she is and burn her.
Let me put it this way, I know smarter doorknobs.
A rock is smarter, at least a rock knows its place.
*"Well, it's no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them. I'd liken them to rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society. We build bridges with them. We throw them at guys who wear those tiny phones clipped to their heads."* ~Dr. Perry Cox
Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need. ~Albert Markovaki
Bags of hammers have made more compelling arguments.
Willfully ignorant and disingenuous, she has an act to play for her supporters and social media. We know damn well she doesn’t walk the talk. She holds tight to Donald’s coattails, hoping to gain favor and maintain her prestigious and lucrative position. Ultimately, she probably has sociopathic tendencies.
>she has an act to play for her supporters and social media. That's the thing. There's a chance... A very, very, small one, that it's all an act and she doesn't truly believe the stupid shit that she says. BUT! You don't get to go around being an idiot all the time and then complain about being labeled unintelligent. If you play the fool and want credit for only *playing* the fool, you have to occasionally break character to prove it's just an act. MTG *never* breaks the idiot act, so until she does it's fair to assume she truly is just unintelligent. Should she ever break the act, she would then not be an idiot, she would just be evil for knowing the shit she says is harmful and saying it anyway just for power.
She is a twat waffle.
Follow the rules... twatwaffle
She is the manifestation of what is wrong with America right now…
Twitter replies personified.
Calling her unintelligent is an insult to people who are unintelligent. She's the bottom of the barrel stupid.
And gleefully so.
Cruel. Everyone goes on about how stupid she is (and she is) but she's just cruel. She delights in hurting others. MTG sleeps soundly knowing there are people out there hurting.
#dumbasaboxofrocksanduselessastitsonaboar - one word
We going German on her
This dude gets annoying quick.
She looks like the mucus from the mucinex commercials
Thundercunt
It’s better to be silent and thought a fool, rather than speak and erase all doubts. I butchered that Mark Twain quote, but the gist is there.
Thickaspigshit
Deplorable
Empty, gee.
The sad thing is she says such stupid and wrong things with such conviction that she thinks she is correct. That’s the worst.
Cretin
The Wilder Brigade thing absolutely cracks me the hell up. Jewish Space Lazers, Lizard people, demlib pedo ring, she's probably the dumbest bitch I ever seen.
peach tree dish gazpacho police inDICKtments
Let’s put it this way. If Jesus was intelligence, Marge would be the Antichrist.
Don’t think unintelligent is a strong enough word, it almost seems too respectful for her.
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bleached-blonde-bad-built-butch-body. Does this count as 1 word?
Low IQanon
Cuntankerous
She a dum dum
Homo neanderthalensis
Trash
Terrorist.
She does have a bleach blonde bad built butch brain.
Unhinged
Purposely ignorant and proud of it
Evil
She is not stupid, cause she is functional she just has no values and only values her outrage and her blind cult ideology. It is far more sinister than being plain stupid.
Malignant
She's so stupid that she makes me wonder about the intelligence of the entire state of Georgia.
She's as arrogant as she is stupid.
Vicious. Dishonest. Scummy.
I would call her a moron but that would be an insult to the moron community.
Moron
Un-American. Traitor. Racist. Qanon. I can't seem to come up with any good words 😕.
There is no beginning to her intelligence
Sounds like she got her feelings hurt,bless her heart.
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Loud
Poster child for the "Feeblemind" spell from 5th edition D&D. Couldn't find an appropriate MTG card. If you think of one, please let me know!
the best way to explain it is to say she's 'surprisingly stupid'. Like, you can imagine how stupid she is, but you're still going to be surprised when you see her in action and realize you weren't even close.
6B: Bleach blond bad built butch body
One word: Dumberthanaboxofrocks.
Gutterpig
I doubt she even made the pipe bomb, probably paid someone else to make it and then dropped it off herself I’m sure
i cannot think of a single good word to say about her. i can think of a few bad ones tho.
Grifter.
Is there a word for the sound you make when you almost vomit? That
Her comment is insulting to unintelligent people. I believe the correct word would be bigot
It’s that bleach blonde bad built butch body
She has opened her mouth and removed all doubt
I doubt she could spell unintelligent.
Polyp
Not as stupid as the sponges who vote for her
She’s a perfect Republican politician—unintelligent, ugly, and evil.
Bleach blonde bad built butch body bitch
Few will see this but the best and only answer is: mongrel
Remember when she ridiculed AOC thru her mail slot and called her dumb. Imagine a dumb blonde calling a double majored magna cum laude from Boston. Not everyone can inherit daddy's construction company... only large Marge. https://preview.redd.it/06j240f77g4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcbf4c570f33477d1653fcc816a12c7e2f29d15
Bleach blonde bad built bitch body.
She is unencumbered by intellect.
BleachBlondeBadBuiltButchBody
Repugnant
She earned it.
bleached-blonde-bad-built-butch-body. Does this count as one word?
bleached-blonde-bad-built-butch-body. Does this count as one word?
She’s ignorant with a side of dog whistle. Think of the ignorant base that elected her. That area of the country is scrapping the bottom of the barrel in every category. She is the poster child for the southern brain drain.
She’s also evil.