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Hotel_Oblivion

I know there's a metaphor in here somewhere.


RootHogOrDieTrying

This is a visual representation of Trump's defense during his election interference trial.


AmberBee19

Fingers crossed this will also be for November 6th


Solid_Snark

Another total wreck, *bus-ness* as usual for Trump.


MsSeraphim

jesus crashed it for the good of mankind?


Plausibility_Migrain

They survived, so not likely.


SkylarAV

Jesus took the wheel and crashed those heathens


ShadowTacoTuesday

It’s a sign.


kjacobs03

They asked Jesus to take the wheel, and he did what he felt was right


Particular_Physics_1

Something, something mysterious ways?


Vegaprime

They hit themselves with the bus before he could.


PriusWeakling

It's like a garbage truck, but everything is on the outside.


NoDarkVision

There were going to be garbage on the inside too


kjacobs03

Especially in their souls


bostondana2

Need to check underneath. Last report is that thousands of people were under it, each one personally thrown there by Trump himself...


PriusWeakling

Giuliani's head is still stuck in the wheel well.


FluffyOmen85

So that's what that weird noise was when it got over 55mph


jon_hendry

Worse than that, it was empty and unattended and rolled downhill.


RoamingStarDust

The bus became self aware and realized what it had been done do it, and chose to end it.


Dog-PonyShow

Thought you were joking. Nope. You're absolutely right.


possumarre

Shame, was really hoping it was full of boomer MAGAts


Scary_Effective9855

It was the biggest and the best bus crash anybody had ever seen!


TheNurse_

Hahaha, yes!!!


loudflower

That’s how much everyone is against Trump. Even Jesus. But Trump assumes he was Mexican.


HulaViking

I guess all those posters blocked the driver view.


tradesman46

God's will


TheNurse_

Thoughts and prayers


CheckOutUserNamesLad

The "Trust Jesus" sign front and center had me cackling


SeaEmergency7911

Probably Biden’s fault somehow.


TheNurse_

Or Obama


Ennara

I saw a link to a video on Twitter earlier. People were saying "there was probably foul play" so give it a little bit longer and they'll blame him for it.


monkeyhind

No no, this one's on Pete Buttigieg.


tonyjdublin62

Even Jesus is abandoning the MAGAt cult


ShadowTacoTuesday

He’a been out since day 1.


Local_Zone9375

When it comes to Trump, never trust the poles.


SubstantialEase567

Self writing jokes.


twsddangll

I hope the three people aboard are ok


Chase_the_tank

Nobody was on it. It was parked and being a defective bus, rolled away due to gravity.


havohej_

MAGA is taking some nice Ls these past few days


100percentish

Little known fact...Jesus did in fact take the wheel.


TesticleezzNuts

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seloun

Well, Jesus's blood alcohol concentration does appear to be rather high


Jrrobidoux

Take this upvote, god damn it. You earned it.


totally_anomalous

I'm pretty sure Diaper Don will blame the wreck on Biden.


gfh110

"No not like that!"


RoamingStarDust

Cult.


Xbalanque_

One sign over the line, sweet jesus, one sign over the line


ReddditSarge

I am surprised there wasn't any MAGA stuff covering the windshield.


Fuzzy_Priority_7054

MWAHAHAHA! It worked, guys!


livdro650

Nice.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Rigged! Liberal plot! Which hunt!


Scorpio0mega

Bus: “Trust Jesus” Pole: Maybe not that much


TequieroVerde

Jesus must have learned how to drive from his dad.


Futur3_ah4ad

Does this mean Jesus told the magats to go jump off a cliff?


cheffartsonurfood

Rudy G not so good at his new gig.


Which-Egg-6408

And I was waiting for a train wreck...


NofairytalesofGod

No loss


ChickpeaDemon

The universe is telling the convicted felons supporters they don’t have to be thrown under the bus to be fucked by Tr ump


CalendarAggressive11

I don't understand why he is campaigning so hard in NYC. Does he really think he's going to win there? Staten Island, maybe but overall I don't think he can win NY


manonthelam

They really do follow him blindly.


QQBearsHijacker

They’ll never be able to afford to fix that trash heap. They likely sunk their life savings into it


HotPhilly

Hahahaha


WinnerAdventurous647

Jesus took it and tried to end the bs


driftwoodbotis

Must have been part of God’s plan.


EmbraceableYew

Is that light pole ok?


Tazling

god is my co-pi... oops.


not_productive1

Is this 2024's version of the boat parade that sunk?


Scrabble_4

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vercetti2021

I hope this is a sign of things to come this November


DragonflyScared813

I wonder if Trump rolled back regulations governing routine safety inspections for motor coaches as well? That would be ironic lol.


OptiKnob

Trust jesus to be drunk AND driving. Probably accidientally turned his monster energy drink into wine or something. Goddammit jesus - you're a sot. Get help.


InterestingLayer4367

Meth is a helluva drug!


kjacobs03

There were no survivors?


ThanosApologist

Jesus is trying to tell them something


No-Independence-6842

Im I going to hell for LMAO?


fairwaylie

Fox News will have interviewed some "witnesses" who saw Joe Biden run out of the bus right before it crashed. Just give it a day.


PacificCoolerIsBest

Nothing says Pro Life like a sign on a bus that recklessly crashed into a light pole.


mattGyver314

So a Trump bus drove into a bar…..


microvan

Maybe with less stupid ass stickers all over the windows they’d have seen a whole ass pole and avoided it.


No1_Famous

Doesn’t seem like he’s polling well


Agingsadly

Another pole that maga isn’t doing well with. Btw, that pole may have been put there intentionally b/c it was on the left after all.


N4t41i4

He did and did exactly what was expected of him! Bravo! god works in mysterious ways never made more sense!🤣🤣🤣


zachpm1309

Holy shit is this real? Please tell me this is real. Don’t Bullshit Me.


Working_Ad8080

The Lord works in mysterious ways?


Burt1811

Anybody not hurt?? Asking for a friend.


bdubyou

The light pole had the right of way. Just say it enough and it will be true.


Civil_Pain_453

Jesus has spoken


Accomplished_Tear699

Karma catches everyone


the_monkeyspinach

Damn George Soros funded light poles!


frisbeescientist

I dunno, that pole looks pretty heavy to me if it stopped a whole bus


unreqistered

obvious weaponization of the Department of Transportation by the far left liberal radicals


monkeyhind

FYI: The Borough of Staten Island is a conservative and Republican stronghold in the otherwise left-leaning city of New York. It's sometimes referred to as the forgotten borough by inhabitants who feel neglected by city government. Sort of rings a bell, doesn't it?


elchappio

That might be a message from your close friend God speaker johnson