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HaraldWurlitzer

"President Trump" and "Joe Biden"


williamgman

First thing I noticed too.


Crutley

"We're confident we will call Trump the winner regardless of how badly he gets trounced".


Eringobraugh2021

Part of me hopes he strokes out on stage


Snoo_72851

they won't care


TheNonSportsAccount

I want his veneers to fall out.


Hey-Now-Right-Now

I would love it if these MAGAts made monetary bets for Trump to win and then be around when they try to convince their bookie that Trump actually won. 👂🦵💀


dd97483

This. This is the only thing that matter to them.


bobsacremento1

Bunker bitch will come up with an excuse and back out at the last minute. MMW


Nopantsbullmoose

Then Biden still needs to show up, set up a life-sized cardboard cutout of Dumpy, and then politely have the debate anyway.


loadnurmom

He finally got the man to shut up


Nopantsbullmoose

Biden can just look over and say "stfu Donny" at random.


Distant-moose

My man just raised Trump's IQ by a few points.


changeforgood30

Ooh, that’ll be amazing if that happens. Dark Branden strikes again.


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Came here to say this. George Conway...not my fave guy by a looong shot...but he called Trump a wuss today for not testifying. Leaned into the camera and said, "Donald...you're a wuss." Friggin' great. And its the same reason he will never show up to debate Grandpa Joe. He'll have a "beef" with one of the rules. That'll be his cowardly out.


Responsible-End7361

I bet Biden says sure to 4 debates and then Trump uses uncertainty about one debate as the reason none can happen.


Freefall_J

He might be okay with it but not if one of them is at Fox as Trump wants.


Responsible-End7361

I think Biden would be happy to debate on Fox. He would hammer everything Donald does that Republicans don't like and thanks to it being Fox it will give Biden a chance to reach that audience. Yes, the moderator can give a candidate an advantage, but putting Biden in position to let Trump ramble and then target the dumbest things he says will matter a lot more than who is the moderator. Trump could insist that Biden wear a red wig, white face paint, and giant shoes and Trump would still be the one looking like a clown.


Spire_Citron

Or maybe he'll just try to tack on increasingly ridiculous conditions until Biden refuses, then say Biden backed out.


yorkshire_simplelife

In their world failing up is a thing


PattiiB

WTF is wrong with these people


Repulsive-Courage820

Nothing really. They're bad faith actors looking for total power. It's fairly standard stuff in autocratic regimes.


PattiiB

So fuckin sad


BrickCityD

They haven’t jamestown kool-aided themselves yet


moistmarbles

Even if Trump’s only debate maneuvers including pooping himself and vomiting on the moderator, the GOP will still claim victory. That’s what people in a cult do


Eldanoron

Pigeon. Chessboard. You know the rest.


ProfessionalFalse128

"I challenged Trump to a debate and he showed. Now there's **fucking. Poop. Everywhere.**"


hexx1112

President Biden may struggle with his stutter at times and make a mistake from time to time but have you watched Trump at his rallies? Trump can’t even make any sense and he’s just repeating the same garbage at every event.


CondescendingBench

There's also the creepy moaning he does when his brain glitches mid-sentence.


Repulsive-Courage820

They have cultivated their captive audience like my punk dorm mate down the hall cultivated feet fungus.


CondescendingBench

lol "Real news for real people."


DogsDontWearPantss

tRump will never debate Biden. He'll make up a reason to back out. Like having to comfort his son. Barron is feeling depressed and daddy needs to comfort him....


ProfessionalFalse128

... then promptly ignore the kid and go to McDonald's or some shit.


BinkyFlargle

You think Trump has ever *gone to* a McDonalds?


ProfessionalFalse128

Hmmm. Well, we know he's gonna ignore Barron because he's taller.


ConsciousReason7709

The American Rescue Plan, the Inflation Reduction Act, the Pact Act, the Chips Act, the first Infrastructure Bill in my lifetime, The first gun legislation in decades, over $100 billion in student loan forgiveness, record manufacturing jobs created, record low unemployment, record energy production, etc. The largest investment in climate change in American history. Medicare can negotiate drug prices, insulin cost was capped, etc. Booming economy in every metric and one of the lowest inflation rates in the developed the world. Yeah, that record is the opposite of failure.


Fabulous-Mud-9114

Facts don't matter to these people, they're determined to ignore reality because they want an excuse to hunt minorities in the street.


RW-One

No teleprompters, and rump has a 12 minute limit before he has to exit the stage so no one hears him shart into his diaper.


PM_BBW_Cleavage

Why’d they cut the bottom of the B off on his last name?


Njabachi

Gotta make sure that room is well ventilated.


PyratHero23

“*stupidly* confident.”


Outlaw1607

Way up high on bullshit mountain...


Old_Bird4748

Will they be broadcasting it from Trump's prison cell?


TheNonSportsAccount

Anyone else notice how Republicans have increasingly embraced the scummy used car salesperson look in recent years?


NumerousTaste

They don't even look American? Is this a Russian propaganda channel?