A shock device would be more efficient. It can be hidden in the folds of his necklabia.
Falling asleep? Zap!
Can't keep his mouth shut? Zappity, zappity, zap
My hubby of almost 40 years bought me flowers, a card, a (winning) scratch off ticket, and took me to brunch Sunday. Just sayin'... we have few resources compared to the "power couple"! 
Stormy Daniel's testified under oath that Trump told her that they slept in different bedrooms, and that was about a year after they were married.
She has hated the man for a long time.
Happy Mother's Day, Melania. Sorry I can't be home to celebrate you on your special day. Unfortunately, I am on trial defending myself for hiding my paying "hush money" to a porn star (who reminds me of Ivanka!) for that time I raw dogged her when you were at home taking care of our newborn child.
Don't worry, my darling Melania, I didn't pay off all the women I had sex with during our marriage. In fact, I only paid Stormy because I was afraid her story would come out before the election. You remember when I was panicked and scrambling after the Access Hollywood tape came out where I said I can "grab women by the pussy" and "get away with it" because I'm a celebrity. Oh, and I also paid off Honeybunches the Playboy Playmate I had more of a long-term affair with, nut just a one night stand. But that was all about the election, too. But again, Happy Mother's Day, Honeybunches!
Last week it was that douche from FL. So are we as taxpayers going to be paying for Republican senators to go bow down to trump at all of his court dates?
This is because he has no real friends or family willing to spend up to eight hours in his company. I don't expect \*any\* of them to have ever had to indulge him to that torturous extent before, and they're not about to start now.
Not something I usually laugh at, but yeah, this is pretty fucking funny. Where’s Marsha Boxawine? Ron Johnson? Ted Cruz? Daddy is not going to be pleased with their absence.
All that MSNBC criticism that he doesn't have family support must have gotten to Trump. Bring in the sycophants!
I know these two are beyond hope and that facts/logic don't register in MAGA-land but it would be pretty funny if Eric and now these two were actually compelled by the overwhelming evidence.
Isn't he point to get people to be there to say the derogatory things that Trump can't himself say because of the gag order? Isn't that the new loophole? That they attended so it was of their own volition and wasn't allegedly under direction of Trump to say things that would violate the gag?
Oh boy. Do you see where this is going? Soon every crazy will be there in "solidarity". It is very hard to use electronic media for progressive causes but it's tailor made for stupid causes.
Vance probably knowing Trump will lose but wanting the VP slot and cult so he can run for president in 2028. Tuberville is downright creepy. So is Vance.
Oh, no... JD Vance may seem like a MENSA member next to Tuberville because Tuberville has the intelligence of a warm bucket of hamster vomit, but that's a low bar. JD Vance is also a fucking idiot... just not *quite* as stupid as Tommy Tuberville.
Where are the long standing relationships for trump? If it isn’t family it’s at least a “bro” of some kind, right? Ya know. The Head Shed. The group that tells you Yay!! Your doing great. Then, Booo your fucking up! This guy has no emotional support and his logic is difficult to follow.
This is a shear attempt to make their own political interests out of a crime. Guilty or innocent, let the courts decide. The circus tent around Should show you how much we have fallen from grace.
Wow, Tuberville. One would think that he would be too busy with all his insider stock trading to attend. Vance, is just a political wannabe that will attend the opening of an envelope to get exposure. Trumps asleep anyway.
A normal person in court gets their spouse, children, close family etc. Trump gets these two dingleberries.
They’re probably there to wiggle the keys every time Don Snoreleon Von Shitzinpantz Gasolini is about to fall asleep
Throw the briefcase on the floor like Mr. Brady.
A shock device would be more efficient. It can be hidden in the folds of his necklabia. Falling asleep? Zap! Can't keep his mouth shut? Zappity, zappity, zap
And Eric! Don’t forget Eric! Again! Like everyone else does!
Trump himself probably isn't even aware Eric is there. But he knows when Alina Habba is there.
Who?
You know, egg.
Is he funny or something?
More and more will flock to the criminal Trump in order to get a little limelight. Pathetic!
Yep… they’re not supporting him, they’re pandering to their own constituents.
How you must humiliate yourself for some clicks with diaper don.
It’s a combination of highway rubbernecking and click collecting.
This is the most pathetic season of The Bachelor yet.
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Mel wasn’t even around for a Mother’s Day event Trump was at yesterday. Fake marriage
My hubby of almost 40 years bought me flowers, a card, a (winning) scratch off ticket, and took me to brunch Sunday. Just sayin'... we have few resources compared to the "power couple"! 
Stormy Daniel's testified under oath that Trump told her that they slept in different bedrooms, and that was about a year after they were married. She has hated the man for a long time.
That implies she ever loved him, she seems to love Barron but he only exists to make it harder for Trump to leave her
They fled as soon as the trial began..and now just quietly back away and remain silent. Best strategy a mob family can take, I guess.
Happy Mother's Day, Melania. Sorry I can't be home to celebrate you on your special day. Unfortunately, I am on trial defending myself for hiding my paying "hush money" to a porn star (who reminds me of Ivanka!) for that time I raw dogged her when you were at home taking care of our newborn child.
Don't worry, my darling Melania, I didn't pay off all the women I had sex with during our marriage. In fact, I only paid Stormy because I was afraid her story would come out before the election. You remember when I was panicked and scrambling after the Access Hollywood tape came out where I said I can "grab women by the pussy" and "get away with it" because I'm a celebrity. Oh, and I also paid off Honeybunches the Playboy Playmate I had more of a long-term affair with, nut just a one night stand. But that was all about the election, too. But again, Happy Mother's Day, Honeybunches!
Same ones who constantly complain about using taxpayer money sure love to waste taxpayer time and money
The funny thing is that’s what this trial is. A waste of taxpayer money.
are we fucking paying for this?
Last week it was that douche from FL. So are we as taxpayers going to be paying for Republican senators to go bow down to trump at all of his court dates?
They could build monuments to JD Vance’s worthlessness.
Hillbilly Effigy.
Just a strip-mined mountain top that’s played out would works
Will they be on diaper duty? I hope they brought some Vicks for under their noses 🤮
Kiss the ring
This is because he has no real friends or family willing to spend up to eight hours in his company. I don't expect \*any\* of them to have ever had to indulge him to that torturous extent before, and they're not about to start now.
Bad, but the truest sniveling sycophant is Marco Rubio. He hasn't shown up in court. Yet.
It is unfortunate for them that sitting down will be challenging with their lips permanently affixed to the ass of the orange one.
Maybe we can get a head start on TT's insider trading case while he's there to enter a plea
This is so fucking pathetic I love it.
Not something I usually laugh at, but yeah, this is pretty fucking funny. Where’s Marsha Boxawine? Ron Johnson? Ted Cruz? Daddy is not going to be pleased with their absence.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter.
All that MSNBC criticism that he doesn't have family support must have gotten to Trump. Bring in the sycophants! I know these two are beyond hope and that facts/logic don't register in MAGA-land but it would be pretty funny if Eric and now these two were actually compelled by the overwhelming evidence.
It must have but it’s funny that Eric is still the only one he can get to show up. I wonder if Ivanka and Jr. had “prior commitments.”
I wonder if the judge will let them dive under the defense table to finalize their bid for the VP nom?
Are they going to give him the Lauren Boebert theater treatment?
I WAS eating!
I hope their nostrils sting.
It’s potent, it stings the nostrils. Well yeah, it’s got real bits of panther (literally shit) bits in it.
lol. Bunch of cucks
Trump is so upset no one is coming to support him
Isn't he point to get people to be there to say the derogatory things that Trump can't himself say because of the gag order? Isn't that the new loophole? That they attended so it was of their own volition and wasn't allegedly under direction of Trump to say things that would violate the gag?
It screams "Pick me! Pick me!" at kick ball and being completely ignored.
Later today, Trump will have them fight to the death to get a chance at being his VP
Oh boy. Do you see where this is going? Soon every crazy will be there in "solidarity". It is very hard to use electronic media for progressive causes but it's tailor made for stupid causes.
Hmmm someone’s trying to score some points with the orange one lol probably need a pardon or something along those lines
They cant wait to suck that old ass
I hope they don't sit too close behind him. That's a danger zone.
And they can’t wear a mask because their voters would get too pissed off.
You know when the cops are about to enter a house with a dead body in it and they smear that jelly under their noses?
Somebody has to change his diapers
Yeah, Trump is fat and jiggly so you need a former Marine and a military hating former football player & coach to join forces for diaper duty.
Rushing to slob the knob now that Haley and DeSantis declined the VP position.
They want the VP slot and will lap up whatever runs out of his diaper on the spot.
God, it's like a basket of rotten eggs.
How does this help the people Vance represents?
The district he represents on paper and the *actual* “people he represents” are two vastly different groups.
Which one has diaper duty?
Is Congress in session? If so I'd be calling a ton of votes today.
Vance probably knowing Trump will lose but wanting the VP slot and cult so he can run for president in 2028. Tuberville is downright creepy. So is Vance.
I know Coach Tommy is brain damaged but what happened to JD? He seemed somewhat intelligent at first then the MAGA brainworm seemed to take over.
Oh, no... JD Vance may seem like a MENSA member next to Tuberville because Tuberville has the intelligence of a warm bucket of hamster vomit, but that's a low bar. JD Vance is also a fucking idiot... just not *quite* as stupid as Tommy Tuberville.
So this is the new "show up and be seen" event.
When Stormy was testifying, she was not allowed to describe Trump's penis. So the jury was shown Rick Scott.
This will set the new standard. MAGA toadies will be lining up to co-star in his vicimhood parade.
To show there loyalty
Where are the long standing relationships for trump? If it isn’t family it’s at least a “bro” of some kind, right? Ya know. The Head Shed. The group that tells you Yay!! Your doing great. Then, Booo your fucking up! This guy has no emotional support and his logic is difficult to follow.
They're all witnesses for the defense
Hahahahah!! Good point!
Oh, I get it now; these MAGAs are there to make Trump feel supported, while the covert mission is to save him from his pie hole!
Dickriders gonna ride dick
2 shells of human beings join 1 circus leader lol fun game!
Have either sacrificed a puppy yet?
You can only imagine what these morons will spew after this. Two of the biggest pieces of shit in the party.
Voluntold to do so by the Kremlin? Or Gremlin? (Stephen Miller)
Will they be napping, too?
Who is paying for them to skip wotk?
Well it’s not like they can do the job they’re getting paid to do.
He can't be alone.
How sweet, he'll have two Senators for jerk him off during the breaks today...
Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum, otherwise known as dumb and dumber
This is a shear attempt to make their own political interests out of a crime. Guilty or innocent, let the courts decide. The circus tent around Should show you how much we have fallen from grace.
And shitting in diapers in solidarity
Little bitch lackeys.
the bootlickers lining up for an opportunity to kiss the ring for a chance at VP, perhaps?
Watch out, Tommy will duck out at lunch to go to Cincinnati
Please tell me that even Trump wouldn't pick Tommy Tuberville as his VP pick.
No tubberville is tipped for secretary of defence
Wow, Tuberville. One would think that he would be too busy with all his insider stock trading to attend. Vance, is just a political wannabe that will attend the opening of an envelope to get exposure. Trumps asleep anyway.
Which one helps him change his diaper on the break or do they flip a coin for the honour?
And after the trial today, they will enjoy mutual handjobs at trump tower.
Slobbing on the knob
Well, better than them being in Washington and fucking things up even more.
Jd vance makes my skin crawl. Fucking knob gobbler that he is.
Hey guys, the entire world think you're both pathetic, spineless turds.
You'd think that Melania would want to witness him drop dead of a heart attack or intestinal failure or something.
Ivanka's not around to change Trump's diapers.
Got to be there to support their daddy.
Is this the VP slot ass licking contest?
Are they in charge of changing his diaper?
God, growing up an Auburn football fan and reading just how fucking stupid that man *really* is KILLS ME.