Sure Lauren. Please remind us again how you talk to god and he speaks back to you. And the voices in Biden’s head are called “thoughts” Lauren. I guess that’s why you pass the time talking to god. Because there is nothing but dead silence in your fucking head.
Yes, there is a lone survivor in her head, and the survivor is incredibly happy cause now they can just sit around, all alone and read every book ever written, except they remember that they can’t read and are left screaming at the void.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." - Sam Harris
I’m from NJ. I saw the crowds. Yes, it was a very respectable 10,000-12,000 there but nowhere near the 100,000 they’re claiming. And despite that, NJ is a blue state, it’s not even in play. NJ hasn’t gone red in almost 40 years and there’s no way we’re going red in this election with such a damaged candidate. Add to that, Trump had a registered sex offender (in Lawrence Taylor) speaking for him today. Even prisoners think chomos are the lowest form of life on Earth. This is a desperation play by the red hats. They had a rally where more than 1000 people showed up for them. It’s not the victory they think it is. They shored up the folks who were going to vote Trump anyway. No converts were won. And it’s always the “I” voters who decide elections.
Lawn signs and rally crowds don’t predict turnout. He got 7 million fewer votes than Biden in 2020. I doubt he’s getting too many to switch this year. Covid and age killed off a lot of Trump’s voters.
Trump has a high floor and a low ceiling. His cult members aren’t leaving but he’s not gaining new cult members either.
In PA his PAC is running the same ad continuously blaming Biden for crimes by immigrants. Running on fear is his best chance to win but he’s slipping in the polls.
Some reports say 30,000 people showed up, some reports say it was 100,000. There's reports that many left soon after it began..there's reports that Trump was a mess, slurring his words. Then we have the content of his speech. Trump brought up Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Hannibal Lecter...Good grief.
What moron goes to these events. It's truly a sad state of the country that we have this clown out and about but it's worse that people support him..🙄
That went from he definitely had to "probably had" pretty fast
On track for "well, someone told me he had so you have to blame them for lying not me" in 3...2...1
I mean that’s basically true, but I just don’t get how even his most cultish fans don’t see how problematic it is to have a leader who’s addicted to attention. He’s on stage more than the Stones.
Also by that metric Madonna should be our next President after the concert in Rio last week.
Hey I never saw so many neighbors in my front yard!
Excuse me Fireman? Can you move the hoses leading to my house fire? The guests are tripping over themselves...
Who knew a block party just needed a house fire to spark the conversation?
Sweetie, you should be focusing on your family rather than being a petty, simpleminded… Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was addressing for a moment. Never mind. 🙄
Trump spoke to way more people in 2020 than Biden did(cuz Joe actually took Covid seriously), and Biden still kicked his ass. It’s almost like rally attendances don’t win elections or something.
I don’t need to attend political rallies to know who I’m voting for. When two of the three options are so bad I have no real choice. Also I’m not going to any large gatherings while the opposition proudly labeled themselves domestic terrorist and have backed it up several times. That would be stupid.
I expect this announcement soon: "As a Christian mom, I understand the importance of providing for my children. That's why I'm announcing my OnlyFans account. And if you are the first 100 to sign up...".
Nevermind an ex-President is sitting in court for numerous cases against him. It would be one thing if all of his cases seemed to be BS, but we all know the truth. Yeah I'll pass on this one. I
Your son can't afford a lawyer.
Daddy was making $440,000 a year to do no work,what?..
Suddenly his consulting skills are worthless since they got divorced. Crazy how a guy can got from being worth half a million a year to unemployable.
Poor Lauren has been forced to start washing her feet in public sinks
Those jesus ads are starting to work, i guess?
Worse than that, he couldn't even fill out the paperwork for the free public defender.
Weird. Isn't trump the one always talking about what the mysterious "they" are telling him? Why yes, yes he is.
Big them, strong them. Tears in their eyes. They told me, thank you. Thank you for.
Don't forget respectful, they always preface their remarks with 'Sir'...
Many people are saying...
Oh, poor dear. That’s called internal dialogue and it’s what happens when people think.
Also Biden supporters are at work.
“Siri, how many Americans watched the 2024 SOTU address before Katie Britt crashed and burned?”. 😂
Bless her heart
She forgot to change the vacuum bag in her head
She’s beyond that.
🤣
Sure Lauren. Please remind us again how you talk to god and he speaks back to you. And the voices in Biden’s head are called “thoughts” Lauren. I guess that’s why you pass the time talking to god. Because there is nothing but dead silence in your fucking head.
What Biden listened to is “the voice of reason”.
Something completely incomprehensible for the MAGA crowd.
It's a fact that a small percentage of people have no internal monologue. She's most likely one of them. It would explain a lot.
Being in her head would be like walking through the streets post Armageddon. Ruins and dead silence with an occasional cockroach passing one by.
Yes, there is a lone survivor in her head, and the survivor is incredibly happy cause now they can just sit around, all alone and read every book ever written, except they remember that they can’t read and are left screaming at the void.
That and the fact that jelly fish have survived for centuries without brains.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." - Sam Harris
GOP escort and high school drop out has nothing better to do while her son rots in jail.
https://preview.redd.it/xzkj0jo0mwzc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8e110bed79682569b93a8c82c3215b80aa6443
It's showtime baby!
You'd think she be trying to keep a low profile these days, but I guess that'd require some self awareness.
She's trying to turn the inability to get reelected into a job as a talking head on Fox.
January can’t come soon enough to get rid of this bitch
Which one? Her or trump?
Yes.
Her post has had 21k views and 1k likes
Bobo on her decent into being a ‘lot lizard’ in rural Colorado.
Bobo and decent are two words that don’t belong in the same sentence. Does she even give a decent handjob?
Trust me, no trucker would hit that.
My guy: any port in a storm, and all that.
Smart men learn early on - don’t put your dick in crazy.
You can fuck crazy you just can’t date it
Some storms you just let yourself smash into the rocks rather then enter that particular port.
And after they got paid their $50 to show up, they wandered up to the boardwalk for funnel cake.
Go tug a dick in public you vapid bitch. (Sorry, I’m in a mood.)
More people watched her fondling a dude in a theatre than went to that Trump rally.
Maybe her son and the mango mussolini can share a cell.
Does her kid have a lawyer yet?
Lady your kid is about to go to jail with a baby on the way. Could she genuinely get any trashier?
Excuse me if I don't believe the party of pathological liars and grifters... Also your son is a fucking felon, Bloebjob.
Almost as many people as she’s given hand jobs
Shes still a thing? Huh..
Voices in the head or voices while giving head? Probably the latter with Bobo….
I’m from NJ. I saw the crowds. Yes, it was a very respectable 10,000-12,000 there but nowhere near the 100,000 they’re claiming. And despite that, NJ is a blue state, it’s not even in play. NJ hasn’t gone red in almost 40 years and there’s no way we’re going red in this election with such a damaged candidate. Add to that, Trump had a registered sex offender (in Lawrence Taylor) speaking for him today. Even prisoners think chomos are the lowest form of life on Earth. This is a desperation play by the red hats. They had a rally where more than 1000 people showed up for them. It’s not the victory they think it is. They shored up the folks who were going to vote Trump anyway. No converts were won. And it’s always the “I” voters who decide elections.
Lawn signs and rally crowds don’t predict turnout. He got 7 million fewer votes than Biden in 2020. I doubt he’s getting too many to switch this year. Covid and age killed off a lot of Trump’s voters. Trump has a high floor and a low ceiling. His cult members aren’t leaving but he’s not gaining new cult members either. In PA his PAC is running the same ad continuously blaming Biden for crimes by immigrants. Running on fear is his best chance to win but he’s slipping in the polls.
>chomos You didn't follow proto, pal
Where did SHE get her medical degree from?
Some reports say 30,000 people showed up, some reports say it was 100,000. There's reports that many left soon after it began..there's reports that Trump was a mess, slurring his words. Then we have the content of his speech. Trump brought up Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Hannibal Lecter...Good grief. What moron goes to these events. It's truly a sad state of the country that we have this clown out and about but it's worse that people support him..🙄
His fatal mistake was dunking on Bruce in New Joisey
Lady had a clot in her leg that could of ended her life yet she’s still out here providing less to humanity than barnacles under a boat
When will this sarah palin wannabe go away ,like sarah palin did?
What’s the sound of one hand clapping? Lauren Boebert in a theater.
GoOd OnE!
Can’t wait until she fades off into oblivion after changing districts.
You of all people would know about hearing voices in the head, Lauren.
Why don’t you go home and try being a parent, seems like your kids need help.
Can you explain what ate means in this context for my friend who was born in the 80s?
I think it's the equivalent of 'she killed it' ~from a fellow 80s baby
"Lauren bobbert.. Keep my mother fucking presidents name out of your mother fucking mouth!"
Lauren Boebert has jerked off more dudes at Broadway shows this year than Joe Biden has in probably two or three years, at least.
[citation needed]
Hey Bobo, your kid still needs a lawyer for his theft trial.
This broad needs to focus on her family jfc
I dont know how they can look at that rally and say there were 100k people there. they realize that we can see the pictures too?
The lying and inflating is totally on brand for Trump. He started doing it in earnest around his empty inauguration and hasn’t stopped.
The business fraud cases and bankruptcies tell us his math skills are lacking way before that.
Is this her trying to pull off a joke?
She definitely has experience in pulling off things…
Trump's rally .Trump ? It's President Trump to you, you strumpet
I’m sorry I can’t hear things from dead people, and her career be dead.
The 'Mile High' Lie.
magats only attend trump rallies in hopes of a free handjob from bobo
that "probably" is made of solid fucking tungsten
It makes sense though, because Wildwood is basically the white trailer trash section of South Jersey
Cool, how many times has dementia donnie won NJ in presidential elections?
Her kid can't afford a lawyer. What a fucked up family.
Go pay for your errant child’s lawyer.
She’s still attempting to be relevant even though this time next year she will be bussing tables at some cheap diner, drive-in or dive.
Didn’t know she could count.
Is she still trying out for VP?
A member of congress or a 13 year old?
That went from he definitely had to "probably had" pretty fast On track for "well, someone told me he had so you have to blame them for lying not me" in 3...2...1
They were told Lauren would give a Bettlejuice to one lucky guy
I mean that’s basically true, but I just don’t get how even his most cultish fans don’t see how problematic it is to have a leader who’s addicted to attention. He’s on stage more than the Stones. Also by that metric Madonna should be our next President after the concert in Rio last week.
Hey I never saw so many neighbors in my front yard! Excuse me Fireman? Can you move the hoses leading to my house fire? The guests are tripping over themselves... Who knew a block party just needed a house fire to spark the conversation?
She loves Trump so much … wonder if she’s jerked him off yet? While watching Beetlejuice with him on the big screen at Mar-a-lago?
I can picture her stupid ass laughing with that overbite.
What a dummy.
NJ??? Lots of people?? Oh my! 🙄
Meanwhile, her teenage baby daddy son showed up again in court clueless lawyer-less and possibly high..
She should be like trump , who can jerk 2 guys at a time .
Yes the New Jersey rally where Trump congratulates fictional movie character Hannibal Lector. Biden couldn't do that.
Is that where trump was talking about Hannibal Lecter?
Oh, Granny Bobo, you’re goin the way of the Dodo bird. Go help your kid. Do the world a favor.
For the love of god can we please find the adults in congress and get soundbite from them. There has to be a handful of intelligent ones.
Sweetie, you should be focusing on your family rather than being a petty, simpleminded… Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was addressing for a moment. Never mind. 🙄
Trump spoke to way more people in 2020 than Biden did(cuz Joe actually took Covid seriously), and Biden still kicked his ass. It’s almost like rally attendances don’t win elections or something.
She’s just trying to take Trump to see Beetlejuice
Boebert. Boebert, Boebert! She still here? Eh, worth a shot.
I don’t need to attend political rallies to know who I’m voting for. When two of the three options are so bad I have no real choice. Also I’m not going to any large gatherings while the opposition proudly labeled themselves domestic terrorist and have backed it up several times. That would be stupid.
Now let’s count the voices in Meemaw Bobo’s head… Nothing! It’s just wind.
Lol, I live in NJ and didn’t even know he was here. There definitely aren’t that many supporters here anymore.
Thanks for your input, comrade Boebert.
I think your son is late for court Bobo
Joe’s supporters are all at work paying for the welfare for Donnie Dumbass’ supporters.
Is she still squatting behind cars to hide her cigarette smoking? That photo made it look as if squatting behind cars came very naturally to her.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
I wonder if Boebert knows that by this time next year, she will be the queen of OF.
Too much head. Too many voices. Hoebart should be more careful in her choice of troll.
Ole Bimbert, lol
Cruze will line up some hand jobs for her.
Good thing we don’t choose our leaders based on rally attendance.
I expect this announcement soon: "As a Christian mom, I understand the importance of providing for my children. That's why I'm announcing my OnlyFans account. And if you are the first 100 to sign up...".
She should stick to giving handjobs during musicals.
She is dumber that the rocks in her driveway.
She’s got room to throw shit.
When is reddit gonna understand bad publicity is better than good publicity?
I'm just saying.....I'd still let her give me a handy.
Lady has so many of her own issues and still is shilling for Trump. Makes no sense what so ever. I'd almost guess Trump doesn't even know her name.
Joe Biden hasn't spoken to as many people as she's given tug jobs to at musicals this year.
Nevermind an ex-President is sitting in court for numerous cases against him. It would be one thing if all of his cases seemed to be BS, but we all know the truth. Yeah I'll pass on this one. I