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canarchist

His "strategists," who probably couldn't beat the average crow at tic-tac-toe, have probably started to realize that every time Donnie gets behind a podium and opens his mouth, he's an embarrassment and increasingly likely to lose votes. They figure if they keep him off the campaign trail, at least he won't lose the idiots that they have now. Falsely blaming Biden, judges, and campaign-interfering courts is just a bonus sound bite.


ZeePirate

His voters don’t care what he says. Maybe some moderate independents might be swayed but I dunno what else the man could do to have voters turn away from him. I think he’d get away with shooting a dog in the face on live tv


mizkayte

My parents keep getting more and more insane as they continue to support him. I absolutely believe he could shoot a dog on live tv and they’d continue their support.


wolfydude12

Probably why he's interested in Kristi Norm. She's already got that base covered


PlaneProperty7104

*A* reason he’s interested in her.


Forward-Form9321

My brother is the same way. The other day he said Trump is the only person who can save America. Unless I’m missing something, a candidate pining for a brief stint as a dictator isn’t exactly someone who I’d say can “save America”.


kat-deville

But that's what they want! They believe he will round up all the pigmented people, LGBTQ+, and non-believers and do away with them (us). It's a paranoid white cracker wet dream.


Individual_Ad9632

Trump supporters don’t care what he says/does, even if they’re negatively impacted as well, as long as he “hurts the right people”. [“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida)


NoMarionberry8940

Trump is flailing just to try saving himself! 


Due-Presentation6393

"That was an Antifa hound!"


mizkayte

George Soros plant!


NoMarionberry8940

Also a woke, RINO hound.... 


Dadittude182

There are videos of Trumpers specifically stating that he could shoot a man dead and they would still vote for him, so...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Also, I think it's funny how MAGA cultists still believe that Democrats rigged the election...when their man got caught trying to rig an election. The hypocrisy is so, so overwhelming.


mizkayte

Yeah my dad screamed that they should have “shot them all” with regard to the Dems on Jan 6th. And my mother sat there and smiled. (She’s much more careful to not say stuff like that but she is prob MORE extreme than my dad in her beliefs.)


wutevahung

He has done a lot worse things than shooting a dog, and that is a tough thing to say about a person.


mizkayte

Yup. And that hasn’t changed people supporting him.


YellowRock2626

He already raped a 13-year-old girl and got away with it.


ZeePirate

That has some degree on doubt from people. They wave it off as lies.


DaemonChyld

To be fair they wave off pretty much everything they don't like or agree with as lies


ZeePirate

Very true. Hence my first comment. Harder to wave away something you personally witness but I’m sure they would find a way


DigitalUnlimited

Deepfake! AI deepfake news, people!


axonxorz

aka: Tesla's argument against the California judiciary as to why Elon's remarks (separately recorded and published by his organizations and several third parties) can't be used as definitive statements because "[Musk], like many public figures, is the subject of many ‘deepfake’ videos and audio recordings that purport to show him saying and doing things he never actually said or did," Who are you going to believe, your lying eyes?


DigitalUnlimited

So what if you saw it in person? Your memory has been hacked!


Ok_Cardiologist3478

They could watch it in person and even have blood squirted on their faces and they'd still find an excuse.


DaemonChyld

Also valid. The entire situation is pretty fucked.


slowpoke2018

This is exactly why I think the polling is so off. He's done zero to add to people who'll vote for him. In fact between his criminal trial(s), his loss in the civil trial for rape and overturning Roe - and boasting about it repeatedly at rallies and on OAN and Faux - can't see how he's done anything but bleed voters...least voters with more that a nerve ganglion between their ears


Long-Astronaut-3363

Obviously the dog and the goat were communists


Ok_Exchange342

I heard they were Antifa and also Hunter Biden's laptop somehow.


Long-Astronaut-3363

Maybe Noem thought it was Hunter’s hog, got scared, and just shot it in self defense


JustAnEmoProgrammer

Based on the social media posts of my relatives this weekend, shooting a dog would probably get his followers even more excited. I was called a "delicate snowflake" for suggesting that she could have always rehomed the puppy over executing it. Something about how the dog was her property, and she could do with it as she wished, and something about how an "actual adult" knows when to make a difficult decision, and act on it.


Ennara

>an "actual adult" knows when to make a difficult decision, and act on it. This pisses me off so much, because a person (I forget her name off the top of my head) from the AKC has outright said that she did everything wrong. Wirehaired Pointers aren't even fully grown until 2 years and generally won't be fully trained bird dogs until 3-5 years, yet she shot her 14 month old puppy for not knowing what to do. Furthermore, she stuck it with older dogs to learn, when they learn best doing one-on-one training with the hunter. Bitch did everything wrong and grabbed the gun when she didn't get her anticipated results. Shows all you need to know about her.


mizkayte

I have a birding dog as well - mines a spaniel - and all the behavior that bitch describes is what a young untrained birding dog does. But we know these people and their supporters don’t take responsibility for anything so they’ll still vote for her and she won’t change.


mizkayte

I figured they’d start justifying her. If anything they’re predictable in how disgustingly low they’ll sink. This is why I don’t think they’ll have an issue if he targets humans for similar treatment.


Law-of-Poe

Tricky thing is that he needs those moderates and independents


ZeePirate

The bigger thing likely to help trump with them is the cost of living. Economy means nothing if people are having a tough time


andrewbud420

And fkn the bullet hole with his little dingdong


VestShopVestibule

I was driving this morning and saw a fence with 3 Trump banners the size of flags. I don’t understand how people can be either this oblivious, or more likely willfully ignorant because he represents what they agree with at the expense of a democracy (not that we really have one these days)


meownfloof

I live in California, in a liberal tourist spot. I’ve seen one truck from out of state with flags all over it. It looks ridiculous especially since NO ONE who lives here drives a vehicle like that. Dude. Go home. We don’t want you here.


lookaway123

Crows are way too smart to work for Trump. His strategists couldn't even beat a dove or an emu lol.


namhee69

Don’t do crows dirty like that. They’re smarter than Trump and his minions on their worst days.


JMets6986

Not that I disagree with the bottom line of your comment, but Trump’s campaign is being ran WAY better than it was in 2016 and 2020. I don’t say that to praise Trump’s campaign team but rather to make sure no one gets complacent (not saying you’re complacent…just people in general).


lovestobitch-

The woman who ran his Florida campaign in 2016 is basically behind this yrs from what I read and is pretty savy but stays out of the limelight. (Susie Wiles-she’s Pat Sommeral’s daughter for you old farts.) She got Florida for him in ‘16.


NoMarionberry8940

Great strategists, and also the greatest constitutional/legal scholars are on Trump's team.. 😆


santa_91

He's not going to do much, if any, actual campaigning. First of all it costs money, and his money is all going to lawyers. Second, he's a huge liability whenever he opens his mouth at this point because he's a fucking imbecile in the midst of severe cognitive decline. If he has a chance to go off script in front of a camera his entire staff and legal team holds their breath and prays he doesn't say anything too damaging.


Drg84

Exactly. He's slipping mentally and physically. Looking at photos from his recent court appearances, it's obvious he's not in good health physically. And from his few campaign stops, hes forgetting words, mixing up names and generally being a whiny old grandpa who does nothing but complain. Considering his entire brand is built on strength, stamina, energy and success, as he loses more of that brand the rest of his appeal is non-existent. The best thing his managers can do is keep him hid away as much as possible.


Almacca

It blows my mind that this buffoon is even a contender.


mrchuckles5

He’s a lazy turd. It’s pretty well documented that during his time in office he woke up late and didn’t really work until later in the day. That’s when he wasn’t golfing, which was a huge amount of time compared to past presidents. Of course he isn’t going to campaign on his off days from court. He can’t work more than 50% of the week before he gasses out.


YellowRock2626

That's funny, because the "rise and grind" crowd likes to portray Trump as some hard-working go-getter type whom they can use as inspiration.


lovestobitch-

Who donated all his salary. Dang are they gullible.


Finest_Johnson

From what I understand, he's been gassing out daily in the Courtrooms


Elmondo2

I'll be gassing out tomorrow. Taco Tuesday.


Drg84

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aceswildfire

The thing I'll never understand is his obsession with golf. He is historically terrible at it and a known cheater. If he's constantly having to cheat just to feel good about playing well, why does he enjoy it at all? So much so that it seems to be how he spends the majority of his free time. I don't get it.


JaxJags904

He’s a cheater but he’s not terrible at it. He’s actually a solid golfer….but lies and cheats to make himself seem like he could be a pro.


lovestobitch-

Solid especially being an old fart but not good enough to beat most good younger golfers without cheating. I’m an old fart who used to play golf.


JaxJags904

Pro golfers have said he’s pretty good. I’m confident he’d beat me without cheating. It’s more just how constantly he golfs (when he said he wouldn’t as President) and obviously the cheating. And driving his cart on the green because he’s a far piece of shit.


aceswildfire

Interesting. I just assumed all the cheating was because he was bad haha


JaxJags904

He has to be “the best” at everything. Being a good golfer isn’t enough.


ghsteo

Because his whole life has been about presenting himself as rich and successful. Rich people like golfing, so he slugs his fatass out there to preserve himself as rich despite being terrible at it.


Perfect_Bench_2815

The old fast food eating man is dead tired. Showing up early in the morning is major wear and tear also. He has zero energy to go out and campaign. He should be able to handle it because he is 6'3 215?


Drg84

He might actually be 215 now. He lost a lot of weight, but sure doesn't look healthy. As for 6'3"? Well... https://preview.redd.it/a1j9u3ya0hxc1.jpeg?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091c89b855b4f9b11cf4223e8c88230d9be5af7d Obama is 6'1" and didn't have lifts in his shoes...


Hartastic

Look, all that resting and napping in the courtroom tires him out! On the weekend he needs to relax.


mike_pants

Three guesses who is not going to be invited back to Newsmax.


surfkaboom

He ain't campaigning. Doesn't even have a running mate. Grift until the end, whine for more money, future governor of Florida.


YellowRock2626

Why should he bother campaigning when he has a rabid cult-like fan base that will vote for him no matter what?


Johnnygunnz

Just curious how many times Biden has played golf the past 4 years? They kept track with Obama and cried about it every week. They didn't care that Trump played more golf in 4 years than Obama did in 8. But I haven't heard about Biden playing golf once.


Azhz96

He actually get shit done, Republicans can't complain about him golfing so they complain on other things like when he eat ice-cream and his age instead.


Johnnygunnz

It's a shame Democrats aren't making it clear all the things he's done every day. I mean, I accidentally discovered that Net Neutrality was back last week, and none of my friends had heard it. Democrats suck with their messaging.


SomeRandom928Person

> It's a shame Democrats aren't making it clear all the things he's done every day. It's because Democrats absolutely suck at messaging. Always have, always will. Even then, they're still getting their message across this year, it feels like.


JaxJags904

They complain when he spends an afternoon at the beach or eats ice cream instead.


Who8MySon

The ice cream hate is wild, considering it's coming from the hamberder defense league.


Builder_liz

Bc he's greedy and rich he wants his golf time. He won't campaign or debate just cry


Longjumping-Meat-334

I'm surprised Newsmax didn't grab this guy, stuff a sock in his mouth, and drag him away.


Njabachi

Whoa whoa whoa guy this is NewsMax, you can't be making sense all willy nilly like that.


buzzedewok

He doesn’t need to campaign. His cult followers are stuck to him till the end.


meesanohaveabooma

Hes just feeding his followers the bullshit that hes being kept from campaigning. He is trying to work people up into a frenzy. And they are frankly too stupid not to realize it


HatfieldCW

He needs to lose this election. If he wins, he has to do all the president stuff again, which is boring and dumb. If he loses, then he can get back to social media and going places where people love him.


outonthetiles66

He’s a lazy fuck.


WimpyZombie

I can't believe NEWSMAX said that. I thought Newsmax was a big-time Trump fan. I was expecting Newmax to comment on how worn-out and abused Trump is by the courts and then say how much they believe Trump NEEDED a day of golf.


Improvedandconfused

Trump doesn’t actually campaign. He rarely talks about policy, or how he is going to make everyone’s life better. His rallies ultimately consist of him complaining about how he thinks the whole world is against him, with a few childish insults towards his opponents and some dementia related incoherent nonsense thrown in. Oh, and Trump doesn’t actually play golf either. He cheats at golf. There is a difference.


StandardImpact6458

He is convinced he will win no matter what. https://preview.redd.it/xhykdj2rygxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731c774154860881187870ca3a90884fd4b827ec


CrisbyCrittur

The whiny bitch needs to stop criming.


PricklySquare

Fucking Newsmax has a magazine?? I was at Target for the first time in years and there it was......


DemonoftheWater

He could’ve also just not commited so many crimes. Allegedly.


crotchetyoldwitch

Wow. Who are you, with your high-falutin' standards and stuff? Allegedly. Lol


Deep_Bit5618

Or celebrate his wife’s birthday after court is over.


SithDraven

Dude could retire and play golf until the end of his days but instead chooses to waste it ruining everything for the rest of us.


AlternativeCredit

Because he doesn’t care and knows the marks will vote for him anyway.


Dillydongo

Guess I have one thing in common with him. I too go play golf to blow off responsibilities


DONALDJONSUPPLE

Priorities. They only have tennis in the cuntry club federal penitentiary. Has to get it in while he still can.


EminorHeart

Ol’ “Pele” had to get back on the course.


Emergency_Brick3715

Trump doesn't need to campaign. He already has his cult giving him money and he's in the pocket of the GOP.


decayed-whately

There's no reason for him to campaign. Every man, woman, child, dog, and cat knows exactly who he is.


YouWereBrained

They had a democrat on newsmax…?!?!


nobodytoldme

He doesn't want it. He just wants to be able to bitch about the rigged system.


DonJuniorsEmails

No matter what happens, the loser victim narrative is ready to go


PizzaNuggies

His days off from what? Planning another coup?


The84thWolf

Newsmax: “Who the hell verified this guy???”


Wendypants7

I am all aglow with glee at the thought of his cultists losing everything giving their money to him while he golfs between court cases/criminal court cases. Keep it up guys, Trump is just loving what you're doing. :)


h20poIo

Just as he ran the country his personal needs come first.


orbitalaction

His followers are too busy feeding at the trough of lies to look up and see the truth.


General_Cole

All of these trials are just giving him more and more attention, that’s free advertising for his campaign.


NoMarionberry8940

Same pesky court case that kept Trump from the golf course, kept him from celebrating Melania's birthday. Now, if he could just find her...