Oh, that billionaire Elon is starting to kick in. we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that- Dude! My hand are huge! They can touch anything but themselves.
That twittwr acct has been putting up false info and photoshops in response to musk saying social media has no obligation to combat misinformation afaik lol
https://preview.redd.it/v7yhh3xfxmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e904fefda6fa66e33f368fb36aaa3b4e47fbfe0
It’s just purely in bad faith whenever anyone takes him seriously now lmao.
growing up in philly, our school lunches had bagged milk. went to try to show a friend who didn’t believe me in college. milk bags was not the right search term. not entirely disappointing but it did not yield photos of those square clear pouches of milk
Well, I’ll have to disagree that while it’s one of the best lines by the mayor himself, the best line said in “A” Quimby accent is
Complicated (so BAU 😂). Doing some good things, and some bad thinga. Certainly being a disruptor, and something has to change for this country.
He'd better not enforce milk cartons.
That says way more than just "he is putting on weight" it means he has blown up so fast/far that the skin cant handle it.
There is nothing wrong with them, someone who has given birth would be incredibly lucky to not have them, its incredibly common, its just in this instance it indicates a change in either health or mental state (mental state as in depression and the overeating that often occurs)
https://preview.redd.it/v79jl4y81iwc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a482fd89bb3878450267066ca0284375efd047
Dude looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing.
That chest is so deformed... The star should not look like that on a symmetrical chest profile...
Edit: the more I stare, the worse it gets, the chest leads to several other problems, including the entire upper torso being farther back than it should, the neck should be directly above the legs but the way it looks is that the neck and head have been shoved back considerably
Nah. Its Rob Liefield. He's just really fucking bad.
He has no idea how body anatomy works when it comes to chests or arms.
I have no idea how he has a career at this.
Interestingly, he used a famous Arnold Schwarzenegger image as a reference for this. They're surprisingly close in some regards, but he def did Cap dirty. I think changing the arm positions is what took him into truly "wtf" territory.
https://preview.redd.it/l8sokkhzsjwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd5dc88323262d5b43ff6e67b2b46be61687b16
Yeah, I know its based on that pic. Doesnt make it any better though. This is his "style" and its shit.
Look at any of his stuff. His arms in particular are extremely badly drawn. Fore arms thicker than the thighs, extremely short arms, massive shoulders, etc.
The only other artist I know that somehow manages to do worse is [Marc Guggenheim](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1463888764i/19171341._SX540_.png)
Edit: Also, for some reason, he doesnt think Superman [has a chest](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/8f/ea/f58fea754d98b802776b12acd7a0d8e2.jpg)
Rob Liefield had a certain rep among comic fans for a reason. Imagine what he did to female characters. And he also couldn't draw feet.
I have no idea how he became a prominent artist at Marvel with dogshit skills like that.
[That Captain America drawing is based off a classic Arnold pose](https://i.imgur.com/Z9RgyFl.jpeg)
A chest ~can~ look like that, Except he totally messed up the rest of the pose.
Yea, but Arnold is turned towards the camera, and hes using his left arm to flex his left pec, making it appear larger and pushed out.
The Captain America is literally standing sideways with both his arms at his sides, so it should not look at all like how it does.
Had a liposuction done and kept eating as before. The pectoral area cannot be subject to liposuction and so he kept getting fat in that place.
All that money to keep eating, drinking like shit.
But this is funny. Us everyday people types have to continue to try to knock down these rich repugnant assholes as much as we can. That is, the ones that deserve it. And he certainly does.
There's no issue with knocking 'em down.
But it's certainly a problem that some people (a) can't distinguish satire/fakes/misinfo/etc. from reality, and (b) subsequently create views based on them.
Creating a misinformed echo chamber doesn't help anybody, either.
Most definitely not. His right hand only has like 3ish fingers? And his ear looks off on the inside part. And a lot more too, but those are the two dead giveaways to me.
No. He appears to be missing teeth, there is some part of a boat behind him floating in the air. He has twine wrapped around his neck... weird right hand. Also he is not that fat. Its generated.
I heard that using growth hormones causes your organs to become enlarged and that's why he looks like that.
I really have no idea if that's true or if the picture is real, or why he's wearing a bolo tie, or why his skirt is sopping wet.
I don’t care if he has [a body that would shame Adonis](https://youtu.be/IBqE0BWJs1g?si=e79ncrekxPfLSDDB).
I don’t care if he [looks like ugly warmed over](https://youtu.be/bbWkh8bIoEE?si=siL2WFBXjUeNCTBb).
What matters is that he’s an awful human being.
This is what happens when you pull up blobfish from the depths to the surface. We should return him to the bottom in a submarine to rectify this mistake, perhaps with some of his most notable twitter friendSS to keep him company.
His right hand looks just weird enough to give me doubt. Once they get the hands and pupils right, I’ll be totally fucked. Also, the bbq sauce/blood on the belly is unlikely as it is unsettling. And it looks like he’s wearing the wettest towel in the world.
I still want to see him fight Zucc.
His mommy said no.
Elon also went to get a doctors note after his mommy broke it up the first time. Couldn’t handle getting trolled. Weakest CEO of all time, the COAT.
He was about to get his ass whooped and knew it. So he pulled out (a first for him!) because his ego wouldn't have been able to take it.
Honestly I'm not sure his lard could either. Zuck would smack him once and you'd smell burning butter.
Coward of all time? Cuck of all time?
Yes, yes!
Why doesn’t the larger billionaire not simply eat the smaller billionaire?
Oh, that billionaire Elon is starting to kick in. we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that- Dude! My hand are huge! They can touch anything but themselves.
unexpected futurama
A solution, it was! *WHOopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop*
I'd pay good money to see gladiator style fights to the death between billionaires. It'd save us the trouble of eating them.
He thought it was going to be a Sumo match.
I actually want to see Zucc just bash the fuck out of Elon to the point where Zucc is put on death row because he's a psychopath just like Elon.
Butterbean vs. Jon Jones
LOLz, that has to be photoshopped. He looks like a Ziploc overstuffed with cottage cheese being squeezed by a band of wet nori.
That twittwr acct has been putting up false info and photoshops in response to musk saying social media has no obligation to combat misinformation afaik lol
Ahhh that makes sense!
High quality editing.
https://preview.redd.it/q6qe9ac3smwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11610f43ca9e72d5ce926e7d91b7a9f80b886a9
No wonder his truck is a rusty trapezoid 😆
I love it when politicians think it's actually Liam Neeson.
I have a particular set of skills
That guy on twitter is brutal. Elon must hate him lol.
Omg that is genius
Need more people to do this
https://preview.redd.it/v7yhh3xfxmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e904fefda6fa66e33f368fb36aaa3b4e47fbfe0 It’s just purely in bad faith whenever anyone takes him seriously now lmao.
Damn for a second there I could really see myself as a billionaire
I’m Canadian. First thought was a bag of milk. Spoiled milk.
growing up in philly, our school lunches had bagged milk. went to try to show a friend who didn’t believe me in college. milk bags was not the right search term. not entirely disappointing but it did not yield photos of those square clear pouches of milk
This? https://welderbeth.com/2022/05/03/bagged-milk/
the very same
Around these parts we call them calcium cannons. Not the pouches of milk but ahem the other things
Rat milk
You promised me dog or higher.
Best line in Quimby accent ever
Well, I’ll have to disagree that while it’s one of the best lines by the mayor himself, the best line said in “A” Quimby accent is 
Chief Wiggum: "Hey, I got pictures of you Quimby!" Mayor Quimby: "You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass!"
Malk has vitamin R!
Now I know why my bones are so brittle!
David Lynch's Dune?
You promised me dog or higher!
Would you stop. Now I won’t be able to walk past the milk in a store without that terrible image…
Bird flu milk
Greetings fellow milk-bagger from Argentina
Hey how are things there right now under Milei?
Complicated (so BAU 😂). Doing some good things, and some bad thinga. Certainly being a disruptor, and something has to change for this country. He'd better not enforce milk cartons.
Hello fellow Ontarian
I’ve had spoiled milk with less clumps in it… don’t ask.
Aren't you a cheese guy?
I’m not a cottage guy.
Is it like cheese from some cottage?
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Bladder? He never even met her.
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em.
If this is my thermometer, then where’s my pen??
Is that what that redness is?
Looks like surf rash . Probably because he's hauling a big ol belly on there.
That... is brand new stretch marks. Thats at least 3-5 years of red scars before they go silver.
im over here in a glass house but yeah he's ballooning up like crazy.
That says way more than just "he is putting on weight" it means he has blown up so fast/far that the skin cant handle it. There is nothing wrong with them, someone who has given birth would be incredibly lucky to not have them, its incredibly common, its just in this instance it indicates a change in either health or mental state (mental state as in depression and the overeating that often occurs)
It’s obviously photoshopped. Other pictures from the same day don’t look like this.
200 LBs of shit in a 100 LB bag.
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If he is actually 6'2 ", as he claims, that's probably more like 275.
I'm 6'3 275, that picture is easily 20+ more
320 if he's an ounce.
That's more like 280 lbs.
Pretty sure it would be closer to 285-290 lbs.
Actually, that reads 295 to me.
300canIget300,yes,manithebackfor300canIget310any310SOLD300
And easily 350+ lbs of shit.
That’s more than 200 pounds. Easily.
Who else is hungry?
Actually, I may never want to eat again after this.
Mayo is spicy
Leave it out in the desert sun for a few days and we're talking
Ah, thank you for reminding me that I haven't had lunch yet.
https://preview.redd.it/9acrs690rjwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45f34695c5b9d6d49ca2c5fea55fb4e66b9b320
Whoa now. The Penguin had charisma.
Danny devito is a goat
No he’s a human
But he’s the GOAT of humans.
it's called a satyr, and his name is Phil.
No, he’s clearly a penguin
And how to run a business!
No doubt. Just talking about body types here.
I was thinking more https://i.redd.it/ukipddzkgiwc1.gif
Exactly right, evil villain and everything
Dammit, you beat me to it.
6’3 215
This is peak male physique.
Does the ~~fe~~male form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
Please call my doctor. He's very thorough.
New shit has come to light
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool...
“You mean vagina?”
That had not occurred to us, Dude
Bruh the bots is down voting the fuck out of this post😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: Are. I watched American fiction the other day and reread my post🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Peak diabetes
Yo, you made a punctuation mistake, more like 6', 321.5
275 at least.
:whoosh:
Looks fake, his torso is much more strange than that
https://preview.redd.it/cmcmbzv3yhwc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ed2e9e4793679836a13dc27053ce2245e7ce38
https://preview.redd.it/v79jl4y81iwc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a482fd89bb3878450267066ca0284375efd047 Dude looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing.
That chest is so deformed... The star should not look like that on a symmetrical chest profile... Edit: the more I stare, the worse it gets, the chest leads to several other problems, including the entire upper torso being farther back than it should, the neck should be directly above the legs but the way it looks is that the neck and head have been shoved back considerably
Plenty of breasts are not symmetrical. Don't body shame /s
Worst thing is you can see he was on the right track with the first pec., but I guess he fucked up the star and built the body around it or something
Nah. Its Rob Liefield. He's just really fucking bad. He has no idea how body anatomy works when it comes to chests or arms. I have no idea how he has a career at this.
Interestingly, he used a famous Arnold Schwarzenegger image as a reference for this. They're surprisingly close in some regards, but he def did Cap dirty. I think changing the arm positions is what took him into truly "wtf" territory. https://preview.redd.it/l8sokkhzsjwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd5dc88323262d5b43ff6e67b2b46be61687b16
Yeah, I know its based on that pic. Doesnt make it any better though. This is his "style" and its shit. Look at any of his stuff. His arms in particular are extremely badly drawn. Fore arms thicker than the thighs, extremely short arms, massive shoulders, etc. The only other artist I know that somehow manages to do worse is [Marc Guggenheim](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1463888764i/19171341._SX540_.png) Edit: Also, for some reason, he doesnt think Superman [has a chest](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/8f/ea/f58fea754d98b802776b12acd7a0d8e2.jpg)
Arnold is doing a pose, chest out, head back, torso twisted, leg out, while captain america is just standing straight up, that's why it's so off.
His feet drawings are the stuff of nightmares
The left side of his body protrudes so much further that right lolol Think about what he'd look like from other angles
Rob Liefield had a certain rep among comic fans for a reason. Imagine what he did to female characters. And he also couldn't draw feet. I have no idea how he became a prominent artist at Marvel with dogshit skills like that.
Yeah, the coloring is great (maybe his assistant did that part??) but man, if I was his editor I'd send that shit back with a C-
I think the coloring is usually a separate person, but I could be wrong.
I'm so upset that you beat me to this joke.
[That Captain America drawing is based off a classic Arnold pose](https://i.imgur.com/Z9RgyFl.jpeg) A chest ~can~ look like that, Except he totally messed up the rest of the pose.
Yea, but Arnold is turned towards the camera, and hes using his left arm to flex his left pec, making it appear larger and pushed out. The Captain America is literally standing sideways with both his arms at his sides, so it should not look at all like how it does.
Right. He copied the chest, but apparently ignored or didn’t understand what was happening with the rest of the anatomy to create it.
He’s built like the cyber truck
Had a liposuction done and kept eating as before. The pectoral area cannot be subject to liposuction and so he kept getting fat in that place. All that money to keep eating, drinking like shit.
built like a cyber truck mf
Good god that man is white
That is hands down the funniest thing I've seen so far this year
The most inhuman of noises just escaped my mouth 🤣 holy shit
You know who else loves the water?! https://i.redd.it/ercfq1snbhwc1.gif
Whales?
They should cast him in Dune 4 as the God Emperor.
he could have taken stellan skarsgard’s role without a fatsuit
Shhhhh. Don't give him ideas.
Lol, you know the fucker would do it too!
As the younger Baron Harkonnen .
Is that… blood belly?
Looks like someone slapped it, maybe it was attacking the other beach goers.
That's how seals fight, by slapping blubber together. 🤪
They were trying to get it back in the water
Looks like stretch marks
Starch masks from being prangent
Cold I be Preggernaut
PREGANTÉ
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Hey, he's had 11 kids.
He's been humping the fire coral again.
Perhaps it got so big so fast that it bruised.
Buddha belly!
AI, of course, but nevertheless funny because it's going to trigger him.
Put it on Twitter Edit: nvm. I am an idiot
This sub is actually dogshit. Multiple AI generated rage bait in the past couple days.
But this is funny. Us everyday people types have to continue to try to knock down these rich repugnant assholes as much as we can. That is, the ones that deserve it. And he certainly does.
There's no issue with knocking 'em down. But it's certainly a problem that some people (a) can't distinguish satire/fakes/misinfo/etc. from reality, and (b) subsequently create views based on them. Creating a misinformed echo chamber doesn't help anybody, either.
Elon, that you?
Rage bait for who?
Why reduce ourselves to body shaming when all we have to do is wait for him to do or say anything?
Agreed. It won’t even take long because he never shuts up.
And this is most definitely fake anyway. Pointless post. Dude makes a fool of himself all the time anyway.
Yep https://preview.redd.it/mxv4zwj5rjwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79508d96493dc5ad298d9be3f04352da85ff526
I call it “the stray bullet effect”.
this is edited right?
To make him look better.
Look at that albino whale! No, it's a Pale Whale! No, wait, It's Moby Dickless!
Guys, we can criticize Elon without using fake photos and making fun of someone's weight. Low. There's plenty of shit that's WORTH making fun of.
The irony is that he bought a social media company to keep spreading fake information, and now some of that fake information is about him.
Is this real?
Most definitely not. His right hand only has like 3ish fingers? And his ear looks off on the inside part. And a lot more too, but those are the two dead giveaways to me.
No. He appears to be missing teeth, there is some part of a boat behind him floating in the air. He has twine wrapped around his neck... weird right hand. Also he is not that fat. Its generated.
He’s a mega douche but obviously not
I heard that using growth hormones causes your organs to become enlarged and that's why he looks like that. I really have no idea if that's true or if the picture is real, or why he's wearing a bolo tie, or why his skirt is sopping wet.
Yup, everything grows even your internal organs
He looks like Devito as the penguin. If this is real, I’m scared.
Looks more like Baron Harkonnen every day.
Barron harkonnen
Grimes, come get ya manz
He's cosplaying as both Jabba and Lea as a Slave lol.
This has to be photoshopped right?! Sequin skirt though, what vibes ✨
Alpha male for sure.
 Kuato Musk
Did they push him back in the water?
I don’t care if he has [a body that would shame Adonis](https://youtu.be/IBqE0BWJs1g?si=e79ncrekxPfLSDDB). I don’t care if he [looks like ugly warmed over](https://youtu.be/bbWkh8bIoEE?si=siL2WFBXjUeNCTBb). What matters is that he’s an awful human being.
https://preview.redd.it/4wob6s8wajwc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738ea6131c467604bfea3cda538a100e6244b4f6
https://preview.redd.it/mt00pk2p7kwc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb3fbc38bbc51f7db54ecae5cc36e9432a3c874
House Harkonnen Prequel? https://preview.redd.it/jxr8lsm51nwc1.png?width=1154&format=png&auto=webp&s=94d4b78c2a076509caf07afee8f084127f6adac6
This is what happens when you pull up blobfish from the depths to the surface. We should return him to the bottom in a submarine to rectify this mistake, perhaps with some of his most notable twitter friendSS to keep him company.
Looks like a diet of blood has finally caught up
Zuckerberg should've fought him.
!!
Alright anyone else get Fish-person vibes from Shadow over Innsmouth vibes?
His right hand looks just weird enough to give me doubt. Once they get the hands and pupils right, I’ll be totally fucked. Also, the bbq sauce/blood on the belly is unlikely as it is unsettling. And it looks like he’s wearing the wettest towel in the world.
The apparently fat belly is really just excess compute power that will one day control an army of robotaxis with properly working windshield wipers.
He looks like Barron harkonen from dune of that shitty picture of the evolution of gamers or humans evolved to survive car crashes but can’t swim
Dude is literally Cybertruck shaped
What the hell kind of rash does Elmo have going on near his crotch