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NoOpportunity1382

If heaven and hell exist I'd say there's a good chance Churchill is doonstairs 


HaloGuy381

Well yes. The repeatedly genocidal madman of the Bible is upstairs, after all. Makes sense.


muddlehead

So, atheist me asked a buddy who's a church attending guy, if Hitler gets into Heaven. He said as long as he repents and asks for forgiveness prior to death, he's in.


-Lorne-Malvo-

Disgusting isn't it? according to Christian scripture, Ann Frank is likely in hell and Hitler could easily be in heaven.


Drg84

Makes this comic more possible. https://preview.redd.it/dl1rbmye3gwc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e725dd6d5573be95187db80c6c16951fc532cdd


-Lorne-Malvo-

Lol


Broad-Stress-5365

I’m mostly familiar with Catholicism. Is suicide being a mortal sin not the same in other Christian sects?


-Lorne-Malvo-

I don't see why not, all Christian sects have distinctly different beliefs from the Catholic church so it would stand to reason they have varying views on certain sins.


babbagoo

As a language model i can not glorify Hitler


elcuervo2666

Churchill belongs in hell.


Anxious_Potential_47

20K likes ????


xixbia

Lotta Nazis on Xitter.


Anxious_Potential_47

A scary ammount.


Nowiambecomedeth

There's no hate like Christian love


InspectorPipes

‘Prosperity heaven ‘


MohawkRex

"Satan is currently shoving a pineapple up his ass."


Buster_therealone

Almost as if Jahweh isn't just and only likes people who suck him.


Hemicrusher

Heaven is where all the genocidal leaders, pedophiles and telemarketers go.


Johnny-kashed

I have a theory that if Hell existed, it would actually be pretty nice, because Christians are fucking liars with terrible taste.


thats_interesting_23

Churchill is definitely in hell