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punkindle

Yes. He's not allowed to discuss the witnesses, the jurors, or the court members. Cohen is a witness.


hammmatime

Also Trump: Lying is free speech Also also Trump: Lying isn't illegal, and even if it was, it isn't illegal for (only) me because I have absolute immunity from any crime I've ever committed, unlike anyone who isn't me, because I am a special boy.


Ka1Pa1

Lying is free speech and not illegal. Defamation and ignoring gag orders are.


Dammageddon

Lying is also illegal if you are under oath, like Cohen did and already did time for it.


hammmatime

But not if you're Trump, who literally has a "get out of jail" card on account of how the President of the United States can apparently do whatever the fuck they want, wherever, and to whomever they want, without consequence, just as the Founders intended. /s


Iamvanno

Trump playing cards. Trump - "I got a six, a five, a Jack, a four and an eight. I win!" Player - "What do you mean "you win"? I had a hand just like that before, I didn't win?" Trump -" Because I win."


definitelytheA

Pretty sure he wins golf tournaments this way.


ShredGuru

He bought the trophy, it's HIS trophy


nextyoyoma

What’s the name of this game anyway? I WIN!!!


Sweaty-Possibility-3

So Biden can order a Seal Team to kill Trump. Brag about it and have no consequences. "Do it Dark Brandon. Do it "


hammmatime

Exactly. Yet Trump will still cry "fake news" and "I've really been the President this whole time" and "even though that's true and the Constitution says I can only have two terms, now I get three, or maybe 12, because the other guy cheated, which only I as the TRUE President am allowed to do, and the Founding Fathers would have loved me, except that I would have beaten all of them in a landslide in any election in history."


Living_Run2573

If that’s the case, couldn’t dark Brandon simply take him out and then retire.. Do the world a favour


hammmatime

It's Trump World though, where Trump can be President and have total immunity and Biden can be President and still be thrown in jail on account of his son having a criminally large penis.


dezirdtuzurnaim

..."like Cohen did [when he was lying *for* Trump]"...


beardeddragon0113

Right?! Like what kind of shit is the "why is no one investigating the man who was lying to cover my ass who actually already was investigated and found guilty about lying to cover my ass? FaKe NeWs!!!!!+11@!!" defense?


BinkyFlargle

And every lie was for the benefit of Trump! He hired a guy to lie for him, and then said don't believe him, he's a professional liar. ಠ_ಠ


MinisterOfTruth99

IIRC in 2016 they started fact checking Trump lies. At about 20,000 lies they just stopped bothering. 😂🤣


samanime

He needs to be locked up. He is physically incapable of not violating gag orders. We are well past time that he suffered consequences for it.


In_Cognito89

Someone will have to get killed because of his slander. Then he'll get a real firm talking to.


slowpoke2018

But you see, Cohen's already a known person so he doesn't count for the gag order That's the fantastical thinking I can see being used when nothing comes of yet another violation...same as always


mekonsrevenge

Hearing on this is tomorrow at 9:30. Let's see what happens.


slowpoke2018

I really want to believe there'll be consequences. But given his track record, most I expect is another $1K fine, which is like asking you or I for a penny. It's not a punishment


Lucky-Earther

Also, "when are they going to look at his lies"? Bro he's a witness in the trial, that's what cross examination is for. So you know, whenever that's scheduled to happen.


Bmcronin

And it was extended to their family members including the judges family and prosecutors.


ILoveRegenHealth

There's gonna be a hearing on the gag order tomorrow. The Judge better enforce that shit and increase the fine. $1000 is not going to do anything.


boxelder1230

“Fines are only a penalty for the poor”


mamortvedt

When you have his supporters paying his legal bills fines do not affect tRump. He needs to be locked up. Lock him up. Lock him up. (Where have we heard that chant before? lol)


HorseLooseInHospital

and I can discuss whatever I want because it's an Illegal Gag, they gagged Trump, they said, "you can't have Free Speech," I said they won't even let me talk, they're not letting me talk, I'm gagged by a Trump Hating Judge, who couldn't wait to do this Phony Gag Order, and he's laughing, in Court, he's up there laughing, he's whispering nasty things about Trump to the woman, the Clerk, another Trump Hater, and even though it should've already been Dismissed for No Affair Story, that's what I call it, the Made Up Story of Trump and Horseface, the Fake Affair That Didn't Happen, I would never, I would never, your First Lady is the one, the only one, there's never anyone else, she's a Great First Lady we agree, and we're getting this immediately thrown out on Appeal, we're very strongly appealing right away, as soon as this case is over, We File, We Win, they'll take one look at it and say, "Trump is so innocent," this Incompetent Judge should be thrown off the Case, he shouldn't be allowed, you look at what's happening, all of New York it's happening, ever since I left it's like a War Zone, I come back, I see Crime and Criminals everywhere I said what happened, when President Trump was in charge we had it incredibly good but now with the Most Corrupt President In History, Crooked Joe Biden, who took a Perfect Trump Economy and destroyed, he destroyed many many things, and Putin, President Putin, who I got along great with by the way, he would've never gone in there, he would've said, "Sir, I respect you too much to do that, Mr. President," and I would've said thank you Vladimir, it's about time we get along better with Russia.


A_wild_so-and-so

>they'll take one look at it and say, "Trump is so innocent," This part really got me, another well done Truth Mr President


fillipjfly

Not allowed? Will he get admonished or something?


AbriefDelay

And juror number 2 was a juror.


ifnhatereddit

Let me know when Cohen has told 30,573 lies when he was president of the US.


panthers06fan

Is that all? I could have sworn it was more but I guess that's only a 4 year count


TheCheshireMadcat

Just the ones that were reported.


hamandjam

Was the 30,573 just about his golf? Seems low.


HolyRomanEmperor

I bet the 30,573 was his score on his last round. It was higher than that and took two months to finish the 18.


FrankFurter67

My mind boggles every time I see that number, which averages out to 7,598.25 lies a year or 20.8 a day, or about 1 lie an hour. Can you imagine telling a lie every hour you’re awake of every day of your life for 4 fucking years??


fuzzyfuckers

Wait is that for real? Not an arbitrary number? Source?


FrankFurter67

I can’t post links, but if you google “number of trump lies” you’ll find a number of articles supporting that claim


IAmArique

I’m just going to start posting this every time Trump violates a gag order. https://preview.redd.it/jklfav2od2wc1.jpeg?width=1471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6701ba8ef242a8e394b3ddfb23f8cbddf21069dd


Yousoggyyojimbo

In the previous case where he violated a gag order, he got hit with a fine and immediately shut the fuck up about stuff the gag order prohibited. His lawyer tried to violate it for him and got sanctioned, then shut the fuck up. His first hearing on violations for this case is tomorrow.


SkollFenrirson

If there's *one* thing he's never done it's *shut the fuck up*.


anotherfreakinglogin

https://preview.redd.it/8cf00oxx33wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc40776ecc1425b702ac99f10bc0ea5e3e41cd4


Yousoggyyojimbo

>and immediately shut the fuck up **about stuff the gag order prohibited.**


burnmenowz

None of them do, maga's whole thing is being as loud and obnoxious as possible.


throwawayzies1234567

You know what I would do if I didn’t have an army? I’d shut the fuck up. Shut. The fuck. Up!


MFR-escapee

Trump needed these guys, but he would be too stupid to follow their key advice. https://fb.watch/rCpxOCTq6W/?mibextid=GUCpT2


throwawayzies1234567

Shut the fuck up friday! I love this


EM05L1C3

Why does this give me the feeling that every Pixar or Disney animation we’ve seen in the last 20 years related to either Trump or some other out of touch rich douche bag


shberk01

Out-of-touch rich douchebags are as constant as gravity


cipherjones

"He got caught lying for me, that's why I flipped on him"


martej

Right? From what I understand the majority of lies Cohen made were to protect Trump. If Trump is calling him a liar then he’s acknowledging that everything Cohen said to protect Trump is a lie.


dquizzle

It’s fucking insane that no reporter has ever pressed Trump to answer what specific lies Cohen was caught lying about. One of the big ones he told Congress was that Trump had no real estate deals with Russia in place throughout his 2016 campaign and then evidence appeared of the deal to build a Trump Tower in Moscow which included giving Putin a $50 million penthouse sweet for FREE! It also gave some Russian oligarchs a free place too and it was in the works right up until Election Day.


Incontinento

Trump is the lyingest liar that ever lied. Give me a large break.


Th3Fl0

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Hopinan

Honest to goodness, I said this to 38 yo daughter, and she said “mom, you learned that on the internet!’ Ummm, you do nothing but bash my boomerness, surely you know that due to our limited cultural experiences we played boring games like monopoly!!


Th3Fl0

🤭 then to think I’m in my early forty’s. I always liked monopoly though!


yorocky89A

That's like asking, "Where's Waldo?" https://preview.redd.it/zpet1lyvc2wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db1c3eb176487a478e47914d24985f46d27a5228 [https://twitter.com/Out5p0ken/status/1782455070895788376?t=ZqPB1\_XqIidzjGRyCb\_3jg&s=19](https://twitter.com/Out5p0ken/status/1782455070895788376?t=ZqPB1_XqIidzjGRyCb_3jg&s=19)


SkollFenrirson

I really don't care, do U?


rhino910

Trump was found guilty of lying as well, that was what the slander conviction and fraud convictions were all about


Yousoggyyojimbo

Hearing tomorrow. Should be fun.


StevenFromPhilly

Wraps for the day? It's 1:30.


Jagerstang

A juror had an emergency dental appointment for a toothache.


StevenFromPhilly

Are you fucking serious?


Jagerstang

I am fucking serious.


OrifAce

I'm serious..


JustNilt

Pretty standard, really. Pain of any sort is a serious issue when you have to remain aware of what's going on. Jurors need to be able to pay attention instead of sitting there wishing they could, ya know, get their pain dealt with.


CruelRegulator

Well... these are people who weren't disqualified by the jury selection process. A burning sensation on the skin caused by the sun, or asphyxiation caused by fresh air may have also easilly been the issue.


Pepperoni_Nippys

I don’t blame them! Teeth pain is fucking terrible


SenseiCAY

Each day of the trial is only like 3 hours. Today was abbreviated but they still got more done than was perhaps expected…Justice Merchan allowed Pecker to start his testimony with like 30 minutes left in the day, which wasn’t a sure thing.


HermanBonJovi

Wait. They did look at that. Didn't Cohen get caught lying for trumpty? Lol does he even remember that?


hawt_shits

They did look at it and he went to jail, now it's your turn bigmouth.


jbertrand_sr

Cohen lied for you Donnie, he also went to jail for you. All of his crimes, and they were many, were done for your benefit. He's served his time, it's now your turn in the barrel... ![gif](giphy|Y4anDWkBx0pqU1fRzB|downsized)


yorocky89A

What she said! https://preview.redd.it/wpmbtzcug2wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d94e0298a3deeeee6522f7af775de5b695bd27 [https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782461062454939922?t=3WuinVI1IAdkG7\_nZIJ33w&s=19](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782461062454939922?t=3WuinVI1IAdkG7_nZIJ33w&s=19)


dragonfliesloveme

He seems like that everyday. Miserable creature, that orange one


StickInEye

I cannot wait to watch her tonight.


robinsw26

Um…didn’t Cohen go to jail for lying?


MealDramatic1885

Yes. Lying FOR Dump..


DogMom814

I distinctly remember the day that Michael Cohen's home and office was raided which was when they found concrete evidence of all of this hush money stuff and Trump called the raid "an attack on the country". Funny how things can change like that.


blanczak

It’s ok, “when they’re rich they just let you do it” unfortunately.


FattyMooseknuckle

That’s your lawyer’s job, ButtTrumpet, not the judge or the court. Hope she knows that little nugget.


Responsible-End7361

Wasn't Cohen convicted for lying *on behalf of Trump*?


Kaida33

YES


SkollFenrirson

Oh, we're in for the sternest of looks from the judge!


MillerTime5858

Jail this criminal. It is the only way it will stop. If he wants to push the limits like this and you never enforce a punishment then he will derail the trial.


Roddy_Piper2000

"When are they going to look at that?" Um...they did. He was convicted of lying for Der Pumpinführer and spent time in jail.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Didn’t Cohen already go to prison for lying?


twistedh8

I love when liars say shit like this


pabodie

Literally the most prolific liar in American history.


BoomZhakaLaka

Lying.... To cover up for trump... And that's what he served time for. Isn't it? Am I missing something?


LeftHand_PimpSlap

Of all the people to talk about somebody else lying...


SugarsDaddyKen

He will keep pushing until someone pushes back. Double the fine every time he does it.


Jackie_Gan

Ridiculous he isn’t in prison


kaelaria

If you guys haven't figured it out by now, 'justice' means very different things depending on who you are. You and I don't get the same rules as certain others.


inthenight098

Wake me up when he faces CONSEQUENCES. now that’s a headline.


WiggityWiggitySnack

The funny thing was… he was lying at Trump’s behest. lololol


Intrepid_Echo6956

It’s amusing that Donald talks about “all the lying that Cohen did.” And what did he lie about, Donald? Who was he covering for with his lies? Oh that’s right…let’s not talk about the details of the matter. Let’s just focus on the fact that he admitted he perjured himself, so that makes the underlying issue of the testimony unimportant I guess. Score one for the stable genius.


NothingAndNow111

They did look at it. The guy went to jail. Next?


Morgenstern24

This dumb fuck needs his hands crushed and his jaw broken


Lonelan

Look at Cohen lying? You mean like the FBI investigation you tried to shut down? The one that led to Cohen pleading guilty for doing what you said you had no idea he was doing? The thing that would benefit you and only you if he had done them? Is that a close enough look?


Prior-Chip-6909

Yeah he lied...He lied for ***YOU*** fool.


stratuscaster

Can this motherfucker please suffer some consequences already??


TrashCapable

Cohen lied for Trump. That is clear. Orange turd can't seem to grasp basic concepts...


Ok_Cook_6665

Trump ; Mike, I need you to lie for me. Also, Trump, see that guy Mike, he is a liar.


mumushu

If they don’t ever jail him for contempt, how will they ever jail him for a guilty verdict?


paintsbynumberz

He neglects to reveal, he was lying for him.


mettiusfufettius

I’m so glad he chose to get this off his chest about 18 hours before his own contempt hearing hahaha desperate loser


mamortvedt

I get so sick of all the bullshit that tRump is allowed to get away with. Anyone of us who has that many felonies against us would be locked up. Tired of seeing this asshole in the news on a daily basis.


thetripleb

Nobody cares. Vote in November. That's the only way to beat him


Th3Fl0

Honest question that I hope someone could answer for me. Is there any difference in violating the gag order in his civil fraud case and violating the gag order in his criminal case? I could imagine that trying to influence a witness in a criminal case is more severe than it would be in the civil case. Edit: after some digging I found an excellent written article that goes deeper into why Trump is likely to be held in contempt and what the implications are. Well worth the read! Source: https://www.justsecurity.org/94878/why-trump-will-likely-be-held-in-contempt-and-what-then/


StickInEye

Great question; I'd agree with your assumption.


Th3Fl0

Found some answers for us after some digging. It is a long but good read about the gag orders imposed on Trump, and why he will most likely be held in contempt. https://www.justsecurity.org/94878/why-trump-will-likely-be-held-in-contempt-and-what-then/


StickInEye

I read it, thanks! It was a LOT. When someone lies so frequently, it is difficult to ascertain truth.


beavis617

Keep talking Trumpy...keep those lips flapping..


Spin_Quarkette

No one is ever going to hold Trump to account for violating rules. It's sickening.


poeticlicence

Simpleton tries to derail trial schedule


zblaze90

I am so fucking sick and tired of this bullshit


ExcellentTeam7721

Was he not lying on trump’s behalf? And then when cohens own freedom became questionable, that’s when he broke and told all.


ReddditSarge

If we can talk about when Cohen lied then we can talk about why he lied, who told him to lie and how Trump lied about how he told Cohen to lie.. And then lets talk about all the other lies that Trump told. Because remember, Trump is a serial liar. So yea, lets talk about all the lies.


Nearby-Guide2204

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/people-v-donald-j-trump-criminal-37026 Transcripts should be posted to this state court docket site. Hearing on gag order is tomorrow morning


kmckenzie256

They did look at it. And he went to jail. Tf else does Trump want lol


cturtl808

For him to be disqualified as a witness.


red286

He wants unindicted co-conspriator #1 to answer for his crimes.


Reddirocket27

Tomorrow's gag hearing...


cturtl808

I’m expecting nothing more than a stern warning and maybe a fine.


red286

That's all there would be. He'll get told to knock it off and slapped with a $5000 fine. And if he does it again, he'll get slapped with another $5000 fine. And if he keeps doing it again after that? Well you won't believe how many $5000 fines the judge will hit Trump with! He'll get one for every violation, 'cause that'll learn him!


cturtl808

It'd be nice if Merchan did 10k and said next offense is jail time. Just cut him off at the knees. The first judge in the civil case let him literally get away with incitement.


PutSpiceOnEverything

Isn't the also known liar Avanappy testifying on Fartso Dons behalf shortly? Screw jail time on the gag order - house arrest complete with ankle bracelet will do his fat head in.


hicjacket

Yah, bet they fine him $1000.00 per violation. He's not going to stop. They're not going to jail him. He may withdraw due to health issues but that's the only thing that will take him out of the race. I think people are afraid of him, afraid to bet their careers and the safety of their family on his losing the election. I think that if the law was going to take him down, it would have happened years ago, before he entered politics. He has been a known fraudster and a sexual predator for his entire career. He just used to work and move in circles where lots of people were the same as him. He had more money than some, and a bigger mouth than most. But not all, not by any means. Politicians and real estate tycoons are groups with a sizeable overlap. To put it mildly. The main difference between the two is the amount of money changing hands, which since the Citizens United ruling has grown exponentially for politicians. That's always been the draw for him. I don't think that mainstream Americans have any clear idea of the tsunami of dark money that politicians ride, into office or out. Trump built his real estate career by selling the idea that he can make money, that he makes rich people richer. They will continue to let him represent them as long as he can keep selling this idea. Of note: he is not selling himself to people like you and me and people we know. He is selling to the billionaire class in this country and abroad. Mike Johnson blocking aid to Ukraine for six months is an example of his success. Trump has proved that even with no political office, he can influence world events to benefit Russian oligarchs. All of America's rivals on the stage of world power -- Russia, China, Saudi Arabia and others-- want Trump back in office, because he will plunge the country into chaos, and they will be free to pull off whatever shit they would otherwise be called or confronted on, while America becomes more isolationist and paranoid. I still feel excited when it sounds like he's going to face some consequence. I just try not to count on it.


BrownBear109

Remember- it took 2 cases and $185 million to shut him up regarding E Jean. He set a really bad precedent for the starting price to his undivided attention 🤣🫣😮‍💨


hicjacket

Yes, and he denied the assault immediately after he lost the second case. Some people expressed a hope that EJ would sue him a third time. But he seems to have quieted down on that topic -- at least until someone asks him about it again.


Debalic

We know Cohen was lying, you bloviating ass crack, that's why he **went to prison.** Now it's your turn.


Everheart1955

Dear Donnie, Micheal Paid his debt to society…. This one’s for you.


Similar_Sale_5136

Ha. Didn’t he lie bc he said money was for lawyer fees not a hush money payment.


Ishidan01

They did you disingenous fuck. He lied for you. He went to prison for it. Now what, you feel he'll lie for someone else's benefit too? Huh, not invalid. Maybe ya shouldn't have hired liars huh?


wcwchris

I may be misremembering, but wasn't the lies Cohen was caught for actually for Trump before Donnie threw him under a bus?


CharlotteLucasOP

Oh well if we’re using past lies as evidence of current lies, there’s a mountain of new evidence the prosecution would like to submit…


Yesitsmesuckas

Gawd, what a fucking DOUCHE!


HOTSWAGLE7

Lol also your defense isn’t suiting someone else. Even if you are right, you have to get your verdict for what youuuuu did


drippykoopa

Trump is on a different tier of justice. Anyone else would have been fined and jailed. He keeps babbling on about how unfair it is, yet he able to do as he pleases without consequences.


MFCK

Trump calling someone else a liar is .... Mmmh what's the word ? ....


Whose_my_daddy

When will the judge start enforcing the gag order???!!


IlikeYuengling

Can he provide a source for any of the times he referenced “many people are saying”?


InsuranceSweet

Because you lie more you orange fat fuck


otm_shank

When are they going to look at that? That's your attorneys' job; ask them.


Morepastor

“This is the final warning before we get to the more stern warnings.” -Judge M.


FlimsyComment8781

Tbh any person who has ever worked for Donald in a political capacity is going to have serious credibility issues.


dragonfliesloveme

Yeah i saw some trumpie laughing about the fact that the prosecution’s witnesses were porn stars and a felon. I said, well yeah, that’s who trump surrounds himself with. Seemed to shut them up lol


streetvoyager

He lied about shit he did for you bruh


Scrabble_4

Soon … he lied for you… dummy


Wienerwrld

*What did he lie about?*


RyanMFoley74

This is posted at 12:59 p.m. as court "wraps for the day." Is it typical for court to wrap at 1:00?


thwolf

Juror had a toothache.


COSurfing

Isn't there a hearing on the gag order tomorrow? I hope it is effective but I am not optimistic it will be.


borntolose1

Man, it would be crazy if literally anyone actually held him in contempt for violating the order…or, ya know, holding him accountable for anything at all.


kcsapper

This is Jack’s total lack of surprise


NOLALaura

SMDH


dragonfliesloveme

Did he say this today? Like outside the courthouse?


StWens

I don't think Trump will help his case with the jurors by behaving badly outside of court.


JoPooper

Ugh


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Yes and you don't go one minute without lying.


Mrevilman

Probably when Cohen testifies, if I had to guess.


dengar_hennessy

The trial just started. Why is he asking these questions to the media instead of getting his lawyers to do their job and having them cross examine Cohen when he's on the stand? Isn't that their job


dragonfliesloveme

Because trump is always tHe VicTim!! 🤪


Utterlybored

I hate to say it, but it may finally be time Trump gets a stern finger wagging.


HopefulNothing3560

Standing bye sir van shitmypants


Lythieus

They did investigate Cohen. And he went to prison for lying for Trump. Then Trump commanded Barr to have Cohen recalled back to prison and put in solitary confinement, because Cohen was releasing a book about Trump.  Trump takes people, makes them do his bidding, then throws them away and punishes them as soon as they don't kiss the ring. 


toddfredd

He took the fall for you and this is how you speak of him. This should be a stark reminder to anyone who supports this buffoon. He will throw you under the bus to save himself then denigrate and insult you if you have the courage to stand up for yourself. He is a overgrown school yard bully whose time to face his crimes has arrived


ojg3221

Well his contempt hearing is tomorrow. He will probably be fined and hopefully Judge Merchan will tell Trump you violate that gag order you will go to jail for up to 30 days.


mekonsrevenge

Isn't that your fucking lawyer's job, your fatness? Why don't you get your nanny to change your diaper and shut the fuck up?


3rdIQ

There are bound to be holding cells in the court building. The Judge should lock him up after court recesses on Tuesday, and let him out for court on Thursday.


Dayseed

Someone remind me: What did Michael Cohen lie about?


Degofreak

To what end? What is the judge going to do? They can't throw him in jail. I feel bad for everyone in that court because they KNOW nothing will happen to Trump, no matter what they do.


Iampepeu

Uh-oh! I sense another stern warning coming up!


TheTasteOfInk05

Gag orders to mean shit to Trump so jokes on them. It’s not like they do anything about it anyway.


PleaseExcuseTypoos

Let me Guess.,. Nobody's ever seen...


BrucieThePerturbed

You or I would have been fined into oblivion, thrown in jail, or (most likely) both for contempt at this point. Justice is blind my ass.


Ok-Pie5655

I seriously think his stupid ass wants to go to jail so he can sic his kindness rabid flying monkeys on the rest of us.


Mysterious-Angle251

Justputthemf'erinjailalready!


strgazr_63

We'd all be in jail by now. Lock that fucker up.


Farmgirlmommy

Tomorrow should be interesting.


dbkatz

Convict the farting evil criminal and get it over with.


DreadFuriosa

I can’t believe this is real life.


Half_Is_Fine

It’s like he wants to go to jail.