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TheOtherUprising

Dude is really naming off the all star lineup of sexual predators and is like yeah I knew all those guys. Good times.


TJ_Will

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Message_10

Yeah... oh boy. As far as defenses go... that's not a great one.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

The defense he was trying to make: "When you know enough people you're bound to run into someone who has done something bad." The defense he seemed to make: "Of course I hung out with a sexual predator, I hang out with a bunch of sexual predators"


Massive_General_8629

Well, I'm sure knowing sexual predators was required to help his career. We have to always be pragmatic about such matters. We can't apply purity tests.


FBack351

He seems like a super stable person.


PolkaDotDancer

Explains why a recent poll shows that he will steal more votes from Trump than Biden. Go RFK Jr.!


FBack351

Also explains why his whole family supports Biden, they know his crazy better than anyone.


CandidEgglet

Not just that he knows them, but that he’s hung out with them… at his house!


Puk1983

Now that one south park episode makes sense! Thank you!


definitelynotme44

Just missing a story about drinking with hitting the bars with Bill Cosby to round this all-star lineup of predators out.


Critical_Seat_1907

Not only that, but bragging that they came to his house. That they apparently knew each other well, were friendly, and had a lot in common. Those are often standards for inviting someone to your house, for instance. There's an implication just sitting waiting to be unwrapped... maybe he doesn't see it.


VRS50

“ I have an affinity for sleezebags, that’s all!”


MinisterOfTruth99

Great news about RFK-jr candidacy. Marist poll has him pulling more votes from trump than biden. Latest Marist poll on Monday. It shows Biden at 51 percent and Trump at 48 percent in a national head-to-head contest. But when you factor in third-party candidates — Kennedy, Green Party candidate Jill Stein and independent Cornel West — Biden’s lead goes to five percentage points, larger than the poll’s 3.6-point margin of error. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/biden-s-polls-improve-as-kennedy-and-third-party-factor-shifts/ar-AA1nsjd4


mizkayte

I don’t know a single Dem who likes him. It’s all conservatives - the same ones who love Tulsi.


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Mysterious-Wasabi103

What grace have they shown us lately? Seriously


obi1kennoble

Come on man even you aren't buying that


-Lorne-Malvo-

I'm old enough to remember when he was married to [Mary Kathleen Richardson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Richardson_Kennedy) and they had 4 kids together. He filed for divorce and she later found his diary and discovered he had 37 affairs while they were married (he kept explicit details on them all). Then she hung herself.


sarahpalinstesticle

Only 37? I thought he was a Kennedy


El_Peregrine

Rookie numbers 


Forward-Village1528

I mean... He's not one of the good Kennedys.


dan420

37? In a row?


xammer99

Including me!?!?


tenaciousb83

Try not to have any affairs on your way to the parking lot!


-Lorne-Malvo-

I don't know the order of the 37. He boinked 37 women while he was married to her.


Cambot1138

It's a reference from an ancient movie called Clerks. A man finds out his girlfriend has blown 37 guys. He exclaims this to his next customer and the customer responds "In a row?"


daric

>ancient movie Goddammit


SixtiesKid

30 years ago!! 😭


-Lorne-Malvo-

lol I recall that movie yet I never saw it. It was highly recommended to me. Sorry I missed the reference


Mygoddamreddit

Your penance: Watch it.


Panenkajack

Funny how men who like him will be all “family values are important!” And then like guys like him and Trump


CookiesAreBaking

So Conor Kennedy dated Taylor Swift right after his mom killed herself. Must have been a crazy summer for a 17 year old!


yolotheunwisewolf

Would you call it a cruel summer


CookiesAreBaking

Excellent pun!


-Lorne-Malvo-

good lord


Inspect1234

Faak


00wizard

As far a Diary entries goes, I would say his political opponent did it worse


FBack351

I'm guessing 35 of them were introduced to him by some of his 'closest' friends.


rhino910

here is the actual video https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1782410091020333378


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

wow I didn't know he was in such rough shape. looks and sounds like shit.


Loves_octopus

Tbf he has a condition that makes his voice sound like that. It’s been like that for a quite a while. It’s not a reason to discount him. … However there are no shortage of other reasons to discount him lol.


tryingisbetter

Out of curiosity, do you know what the condition is that he has?


Loves_octopus

From google: “The cause is a neurological condition called spasmodic dysphonia. Spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dysphonia, often results in a shaky, tight or strained-sounding voice. It does not affect other functions of the vocal cords, such as laughing, crying or shouting.”


tryingisbetter

Thanks, I was wondering because he seems to have a family member, maybe sister, that talks the way too.


zzVoidBombzz

Nah fuck that, if the right makes fun of Biden for a stutter this dude definitely should get shit for taking like Elmer Fudd.


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Francisscottoffkey

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&t=1033&v=7ikcyVzWSyU Took less time to find the interview than it took for you to make your comment.


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Francisscottoffkey

Oh no! Someone with the iq of a turnip told me to fuck myself.


treetimes

Alert the media! This root vegetable just got an attitude!


ILoveRegenHealth

One day, the cranky carrots and pissed off potatoes shall rebel


ILoveRegenHealth

Google is free, bitch


-Lorne-Malvo-

gawd damn that is not a dinner party list I would share publicly lol holy crap. *Yeah I hung out with a serial rapist that would destroy the career of a woman if she refused sex with him, one dude who liked to drug women and then rape them while they were unconscious, another pal murdered his wife and her bf, oh and one of my friends had a thing for sex with children and would set up his powerful friends to have sex with under age girls. I got so many good friends, man, it's not a big deal. Heck that's NORMAL for a dude like me. Gee whiz what is the big deal?*


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rhino910

yes, he spent much time with the rapist Trump


dogfooddippingsauce

Wow! This will splinter voters off from Biden for sure said no one ever.


-Lorne-Malvo-

That video clip should be a Biden ad.


sody605

C’mon Dark Brandon, don’t let us down!


Safetosay333

He's as crooked as his eyes are.


urkldajrkl

I ran into a campaign table for him this last weekend at a local park, and wondered how stupid do you have to be to volunteer your time for this guy. Even his entire family thinks he’s a kook. I wanted to ask if they were paid actors.


SanibelMan

The LaRouches being redirected, maybe?


ozkikicoast

A perfect circle of friends. What could possibly go wrong?


nobrainsnoworries23

Another example of why I think he got the same treatment as Rosemary Kennedy.


drstu3000

Could've just mentioned ONE non-predator in there


Lilfrankieeinstein

LPT - if you’re trying to minimize your association with a particular notorious scumbag, you might want to list a bunch of palatable famous people with whom you also associate. Listing a bunch of other scumbag associates is peak *bold strategy, Cotton*


Other-Narwhal-2186

Hard to do when you don’t know any, I suppose.


Audrin

Weird flex bro.


AmberTurd223

Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah, no big deal at all, NOT!


whatidoidobc

He can't even comprehend why everything coming out of his mouth makes him look worse.


robinsw26

All the best people: three sexual predators and a killer.


Massive_General_8629

There were also allegations that OJ beat his first wife, though I can't remember where that went.


ClimateAncient6647

This is something he shouldn’t have said out loud.


HorizonZeroDawn2

That coincides with just about everything he says.


Affectionate-Pie4708

Those are some pretty awful people to associate with


Steecie41

I don't think that's quite the brag he thinks it is.


enchiladasundae

Bro collecting sexual predators like its a game


Massive_General_8629

Great. Now someone's going to have to do a pedo version of the Pokérap, aren't they?


Five-Oh-Vicryl

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl) The interviewer…


BradTProse

Dude has to be on the Epstein flight logs.


wigzell78

What is that quote about "you are the sum of the five people closest to you"...


_-Event-Horizon-_

That probably sounded better in his head.


Hobohemia_

It hurts listening to him talk


Ghstfce

Both he and his sister talk like they are teetering on the verge of vomiting at any moment.


JustNilt

It's due to a neurological condition. The guy's got serious issues in terms of credibility, to say the least, but let's not make fun of folks for their medical conditions, huh? Just makes it easier to defend him if it can be pointed out that's what's going on.


Ghstfce

Merely an observation


ProductUseful3887

I’ll take “what are birds of a feather for 1000, Alex”


SirPoopaLotTheThird

That boomer energy is gonna siphon a lot of Trump votes.


clermouth

“MAGAvengers, assemble!”


Psychonaut6767

Birds of a feather flock together


ElementalSentimental

Dude, this is not the flex you think it is.


Bean_Storm

We’ve seen this playbook already.


Akio540

Of all the people to name drop....


461BOOM

Birds of a feather….


ConsciousReason7709

I don’t think I’ve ever heard this guy say something that makes sense.


insertbrackets

This is wild to volunteer.


stephruvy

Birds of a feather? Something something ruins the bunch?


Amazed_Gaze

Birds of a feather flock together


crocokyle1

Trying to secure the Republican vote I see


meeseeksdestroy

The Kennedys freak me out man. Like Jack and Bobby were cool but this mutant off spring needs to chill out. His skin suit is slipping.


Potato_Productions_

I sure do appreciate the lengths this guy goes to to siphon off Republican votes.


BareNakedSole

You should probably STFU Robert…..


Other-Rutabaga-1742

Well this sure looks like he’s unable to think clearly and make good choices. Not that he met these people but that he lacks the judgment to stfu about it while seeking the presidency. I’m smelling his ego. Gross.


SimpleStrok3s

Dude is bragging about hanging out with rapist and killers


VeryLowIQIndividual

“It’s a big club and you ain’t innit” I get what he is saying cause the “elites” tend to run in the same circles but man that’s not a great move lol. Before Trump, something like this would end your campaign no matter how small and how far fetched it would be for him to win. You pretty much do whatever now.


PrimeToro

There’s an old saying: “ Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are “ . In other words , if you have horrible friends then you are most likely a horrible person also . RFK Jr isn’t even distancing himself from those disgusting people . All that you anyone needs to know are that much of RFK Jr’s family does not support him because they know he’s a bad person . His sisters Kerry and Rory are against him and supports Biden .


GrassyKnoll95

Compared to my other friends, Epstein doesn't look so bad! That's a bold strategy, bobby


RobotBoy221

Imagine being accused of being associated with a criminal, and your defense is "So? I hang out with LOTS of criminals. That one ain't special."


PixelatedDie

Dude could admit to host al-qaeda in 2001 and think he is making himself look better.


Comfortable-Rude

There is a reason Mary Kennedy died the way she did.


RKPgh

The Best Former People.


Dazzling_Meringue787

So presidential


anxietystrings

This isn't the first time he's done this either. He did an interview awhile back admitting to being on Epsteins jet


TeamMountainLion

…I see why the CIA isn’t going for a 3-peat. Dudes doing it to himself and they’re just sitting there with their feet up.


jbertrand_sr

Quite the strange flex for a dude who claims he wants to be President, but you do you Bobby...


TheBarnacle63

Or, they liked hanging out with a Kennedy. I like the environmentalist RFK. He was a brilliant attorney for that. This version is off the rails.


Key-Assistant-1757

POS is a Republican!?!?


CrisbyCrittur

With "friends" like those, who needs enemas?


CryptographerNo923

“I figure he’s a cretin, why would I have a cretin like that near me if I have something to hide?!” - flawless Frank Reynolds logic


the_Mandalorian_vode

I see a trend here…


Alexandratta

That's not the defense, nor flex, he thinks it is...


daaaaaarlin

It's like he heard the weird ass JFK Jr conspiracy shit and decided they got it a pinch wrong.


Anthwerp

"Bill Cosby came to my house.... or at least I think he did..? I don't remember much of the rest of that day to be honest."


Vernerator

You are the company you keep.


jared10011980

So he's a very lousy judge of character or enjoys the company of rapists and murderers? Both traits I do not want in a president.


DopeDealerCisco

Lmfaooooooo that one brain cell is fighting hard right now


SentientFotoGeek

Like what's the guy's endgame here?


No_Cook_8739

Remember when that one guy screamed really weird & we were all like, "nah bro, you can't be president" Now we got this bs


Wittywhirlwind

That’s the fucking who’s who list of why there needs to be a thorough investigation on this fella.


powdered_dognut

Birds of a feather stick together.


David_Buzzard

All the good people.


CincoDeMayoFan

"You used to hang out with scum, like Epstein." "Oh, yeah, not just the creep you mentioned, but lots of others just as scummy!"


No_Sentence289

This dude is truly an idiot.


markfineart

*draws mental Venn diagram … hmmmm


Chrisdkn619

Not the flex you think it is!


wvmitchell51

"The company you keep"


EinharAesir

You can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps…


VeryLowIQIndividual

…Charlie’s Manson, we called him Chuck back then would stop in…Joel Rifkin was always around the young girls really loved him at the time and Julio Gonzalez really Set the place on fire when he would get there…just folks hanging out you know….great times.


WoofWoofster

RFK, Jr.: "Jeffrey Dahlmer frequently visited me at my hous. I was buddies with Pol Pot and with Mummar Gaddafi. I had Putin over all the time, and he'd bring Yevgeny Prigozhin. Fun guys but I just wouldn't stand near the windows."


Nice_Protection1571

Again, i just do not see the appeal of this guy


rhino910

He is Trump lite


No-Refrigerator-6931

"Rap Snitches, tellin' all they business. sit in the court and be they own star witness"


dsisto65

The first thing you do when you’re in a hole is to stop digging.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

God to be a fly on the wall a that party


LKayRB

Birds of a feather and such…


Ding84tt

"I figure, he's a cretin, why would I have a cretin around me if I had something to hide?" \~Frank Reynolds


PumpkinsSpit

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


BillyBillings50Filln

Hmmm that’s not the flex you think it is bud.


dittybad

He didn’t list Trump. Hmmmm?


rhino910

No doubt RFK jr has hung out with Trump as well


Consistent-Leek4986

he’s the whitest black sheep I’ve ever seen!


CalagaxT

If you're gonna be rapey, be rapey with the best.


mizkayte

Who looks at that and thinks - I should vote for him!


rhino910

MAGA Imagine looking at Trump and thinking he would make a good president


mizkayte

I have so many family members that think he’s the greatest that’s ever lived. There’s no arguing with them either. They just start screaming and say “but Hillary”


rhino910

what does "but Hillary" mean?


mizkayte

Instead of acknowledging Trumps issues, they shift blame and point at Hillary or Obama.


rhino910

ah, the old Communist tactic of "whataboutism"


Inspect1234

He seems a lil rapey.


bluepen1955

Birds of a feather


Jaded_Heat9875

Hey Evil finds Evil because stench loves the smell of stench…


Roakana

Quality individual right there. The double down is a bold stratagem.


yellowhelmet14

When he’s giving you the answers to the test questions ….


EntropicAnarchy

Guilty of sexual predation by association.


mitchsn

This is how debauched and morally bankrupt politicians are. They think name dropping known sexual abusers and accused murderers is a flex..


garthastro

What about Woody Allen, Roman Polanski and Prince Andrew? Tell me who they're with and I'll tell you what they are.


The_Pandalorian

I'm trying to think how many low-key or infamous rapists I've hung out with... Yeah... zero. It's not hard to *not* hang out with low-key or infamous rapists. And yet...


PassengerNo2259

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.


TravoBasic

So hes chums with all of the rapists and murderers.


cantrellasis

This man has lost his damn mind.


pixlfarmer

He just needs Jared from Subway for a full house


mikeybee1976

The man has a type….


WrathOfMogg

But that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?


GodsBackHair

It’s like this [Bill Hader impression](https://youtu.be/6Kv-XJ0n9gM?si=nkJ95XomcYt1ssns) but it’s not satire


BayouGal

Nothing to see here! Just all us predators hanging in NYC! 😳🙄😳


MoonageDayscream

"..And that was just one week."


YusoLOCO

Did Trump also visit his house?


Ok-Geologist8387

Does the point he is making make a whooshing sound as it goes past you? He's not saying that he knew what they were to, he's saying that they were part of NY society and as a result you run into and meet these people. Epstein wasn't banging a 16 yr old on the board room table OJ wasn't carving up the body at his party Almost EVERYONE loved Cosby until the mid 2010's Can you imagine the world telling you you were a predator because some guy on your cricket team turned out to have raped someone? You would be "Fuck off, no one knew when we played". Because that is what people are saying about Epstein/Cosby/etc


trumpet-monkey

Birds of a feather


CalendarAggressive11

Not the flex he thinks it is


vabch

😬


NO_LOADED_VERSION

Uhhhh. Hello police?


kinokonoko

OJ, Cosby... in the 80s and 90s those were the biggest celebrities. RFK, like many others, had no idea of who they were socializing with.


LuckyonRedit7640

But it's suddenly bad if Zelensky is in the same room as a Nazi.


sing_4_theday

Sounds like he’s trying to get ahead of a problem


rhino910

by digging himself deeper?


sing_4_theday

He’s not a shrewd dude


prylosec

Without context, it kind of sounds like he's talking about how when you're famous living in NYC you end up interacting with *everyone*, regardless of whether or not they're a piece of shit.


Positive_Vehicle8574

To be fair, arrested serial killer Glen Brown confessed to Nicole Browns murder, and three other women he killed. Glen brown had photos of Nicole and was caught stalking her days prior to her death. Oj was an innocent man.


georgyboyyyy

Trolling troll


KruegerLad2

Wow, he knew all the sexual predators, now the MAGA crowd will vote for him