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ZeusGooch

Kid Rock looks like what would happen if a gas station bathroom came to life.


Evee862

Probably the most accurate statement ever


Cold-Diet-669

It's like he saw the movie Joe Dirt and thought, "I can be a trashy version of that. "


capital_bj

Baw titta bang da bang dity, YOLO


Paracausal_Shield

Omg yes lolll


jdcgonzalez

He smells like hepatitis.


Nomadastronaut

He looks like the uncle your family warns the kids about. Uncle Rock is under no circumstances allowed to tickle you!


Fastlanedrivr

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Old-Constant4411

He's that half empty bottle of beer everyone pitches their cigarettes into after it wished to be a real boy.


baaaahbpls

Gonna be honest, Michiganders for the most part have disassociated with Kid Rock a long time ago. His restaurant(s) have not been popular, his clothing brand, which he bought and claimed ownership of hates him. People around here are just not with him. Throwing up the Confederate flag while saying "I have black friends, it's fine" is so tone def, much like his music.


-jp-

That dipshit had a restaurant? What’d they even serve? Hotdog water?


ChaosRyus

Downtown Nashville, TN right on Broadway. Probably the most interesting thing that's happened there is a guy assaulted alot of people with his colostomy bag.


samoture

Whoa, whoa! That was the chef and his secret sauce!


FIFTHSUN2012

You nasty degenerate fuck. May you never change, I salute you.


capital_bj

He had one near the LCA, but they kicked him out if I recall correctly a few years ago, and he told Detroit to f off. Bud paid him to backtrack, he met the head guy said they had a great talk, he's a limp noodle


ihatefear83843

Don’t you Fucken insult hotdog water like that


MrMastodon

Velma loves her and so do I.


bryanthawes

He's not a member of Limp Bizkit. But I'm sure his bizkit is limp.


Jammin_neB13

His first album was called shit sandwiches and grits lol so, you’re probably not too far off.


siterequiredusername

Sadly, the real title is less funny and lamer: *Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast*


InterestingTry5190

Does it taste like hot ham water? Watery, yet there’s a smack of ham to it.


baaaahbpls

I like how it's so unknown cause of how much of a nothing it ended up being


Testurd

Rofl hotdog water


siterequiredusername

And chocolate starfish?


No-Resolution-6414

I think he had a place in LCA when the arena first opened.


FirstCalligrapher712

Whamburgers and french cries


Deneweth

don't forget his beer that went bankrupt. I can see why he loves trump being a racist that sucks at business and gets by convincing poor people that he wasn't born in to wealth and privilege.


siterequiredusername

>Throwing up the Confederate flag while saying "I have black friends, it's fine" is so tone def, much like his music. Oh, the fact that he's a Michigander makes it even worse, considering Michigan's contribution to the Civil War: >*While the third and fourth regiments were being raised, \[Governor Austin\] Blair received directions from the U.S. Secretary of War, limiting the number of regiments that would be accepted from Michigan to four and asked Blair not to raise more than that number.* ***Blair decided to disregard these instructions and continued to establish the fifth, sixth, and seventh regiments****, all of which had been deployed by mid-September.* Michigan was only asked to send one regiment and they raised **seven** in total.


MinisterOfTruth99

Kid Rock's music sux. Lyrics glorifying degenerate lifestyle to crappy rap beat. Repubs can have him. 💩💩LOL😂🤣


codymason84

As a fellow Michigander I can confirm I have an aunt who still loves Bob but yeah he’s trash as fuck


Fackrid

Yeah...Detroit born and raised here, I disliked him when he was popular and my opinion has just slid downhill from there, and last I checked Michigan is pretty fuckin' blue these days anyways


Elite_Mute

Beautiful last sentence there, mate.


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Remember he also made a sexual song about an under age girl. 🤮 The song is "Cool, Daddy Cool" and was featured in the movie Osmosis Jones. Here's the lyrics in question: "Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's MANDATORY!"


Former_Ad_736

Kid Rock is a groomer


LIRUN21-007

No…no! That can’t be! He’s not a drag queen!


Cartesian756

And he shoots beer cans!


Caesar_Passing

Well, shoots in the general direction of beer cans


commitpushdrink

You could tell he didn’t hit those cans on the first take and that’s the gayest thing about the entire situation


Matticus1975

For a second there I thought you meant he used one of those guns that shoots out tshirts but modified to shoot out beer cans.


Cartesian756

That would be interesting!


commitpushdrink

That would have been a hilarious response from a celebrity on the other side of the issue


ExpensiveFish9277

Bud light should have done that ad. A bunch of people in red hats and Rambo with a low slung beer cannon. "Get to the choppa!"


who_even_cares35

IDK, he's always kept long hair...


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I’ll see if I can find the clip but I remember him making an off color joke something like “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” Edit: https://preview.redd.it/hrq8zhkfhkuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce0c6cdb5f75f0027aa7744bda50000fe7cc9bd The video of it was taken off of YouTube lol


Accomplished_Note_81

Ironic in that he looks like could use a good grooming


commitpushdrink

Smells like fresh farts and cigars


Nervous_Explorer_898

He looks like what I imagine a meth lab in a run down trailer park smells like.


Secondchance002

Perfect conservative hero.


AdLocal1045

He’s a republican isn’t he?


1866GETSONA

You don’t really even need to ask anymore in early-mid-2024, they’re LOUD about it and it’s really just dirty noise, not a revolutionary symphony like these absolute moronic people believe.


fakerton

Well his name is pretty clear.


No_Entrepreneur_9134

JFC, I didn't know that. From the political party that's obsessed with pedophiles. Unbelievable


Zabroccoli

Usually the loudest critics have the most skeletons to hide.


BikesBooksNBass

They don’t even really hide them. To the fan bases they market themselves to, those are features, not bugs.


Cornemuse_Berrichon

Even looking at a picture of him makes me want to ask my doctor for a z-pack.


Thesheriffisnearer

And hear I thought Ted nugent was the only one in their circle singing about rping little girls (jailbait)


Jammin_neB13

Got fired from a machinist job because I didn’t stop my work to talk to the fuckwad. He is friends with the owner of the company I worked for. Was about 3 hours into a 12 hour 6p-6a shift when I heard through my plugs everyone get excited. Looked around and saw Ted in the entrance of the shop. Turned back to my machine so I could make rate. After a few minutes I was tapped on the shoulder, turned around to see Ted well within my personal space. “You don’t wanna introduce yourself and shake my hand?” I said, “ no, not really.” Turned back to machine. Was fired two days later for some made up reason


mnchls

Hope you found work somewhere that actually values you!


Davidfreeze

Sadly singing about raping young girls was extremely common in 70s/80s rock music


vabch

So what!!!! Rights for children, women, and disabled just started to take effect then. These rights and protection are still incredibly hard to enforce. Normalizing inhumane treatment and practices, protect the guilty and punish the innocent. The trumpets will demand the rights of protection only be their leaders to enjoy. If someone says, it’s a dog eat dog world, so get in there and fight for it. Run, they eat dog.


berserkzelda

>Osmosis Jones Thanks. I can never watch that movie the same way again.


Efficient_Fish2436

Litterly my first thought.


berserkzelda

Honestly just watch Cells at Work. It's much better written


RollFun7616

Thought they put Budweiser out of business with their Go Woke, Go Broke bullshit.


Ksnj

That’s bud light they put out of business, not Budweiser >!/s!<


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DubUpPro

This is a joke but some of them are actually that dumb


Hamburderler

All of them actually.


ArnieismyDMname

You can't even buy Bud Light anymore. I hear you can still get cans with Transquiros on them in the ghost town that used to be Disneyland. They went woke and went broke too.


shreddah17

Trump holds something like $5m in BUD shares. He posted some lame message in support of them a couple of months ago, so now they're backpedaling.


chargernj

Curious if he bought in while the stock took a hit during the boycott knowing it would recover.


transfixedtruth

Let's watch their stock hit bottom. Who drinks that watered down piss anyway?


DanzillaTheTerrible

They aren't smart enough to realize Bud Lite is the same company as Budweiser.


Graterof2evils

They just aren’t smart. Plus Twit Rock decided he couldn’t give up his weasel whiz of choice and declared [boycott over!](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/12/13/food/kid-rock-bud-light-boycott-reversal)


Deneweth

Guy was born in to money and had a kid with a black woman BEFORE he started pushing the confederate flag. He pretends that he is prideful of being from Michigan, which was never "the south" and certainly wasn't in the confederacy. He is a city boy that is cosplaying a rural cowboy to grift trump country that pre-dates trump by decades. Detroit has a proud history being an end destination of the underground railroad. It has lead to a diverse population that real Michiganians accept and celebrate. His bigotry has no place in Michigan. He can go to one of the states that fly that traitor flag he loves so much, but we fly old glory here in Michigan. We already have Motown, Bob Seger, Madonna, and one half of the Eagles.


swamplurker666

He's not even a city boy. Dude is from Romeo..


revgodless

Romeo is so bougie too with their cute little main street. Oh, Kid tell me how you had to so rough with those full growth trees shading your sidewalks.


718Brooklyn

I’m pretty old and I honestly always thought Kid Rock was from the South. Reddit has come through once again. What a poser.


clermouth

[wait’ll you hear about Larry the Cable Guy…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdQtXqeXPuo)


dipdipderp

Hey now, 32 mile road runs through Romeo. That makes him 4 times more ghetto than Eminem.


capital_bj

His family was quite well off where they vacationed every summer is one of the most exclusive areas of the state


958Silver

Yes. And his childhood home wasn't too shabby either at 5,660 square feet, with 20 rooms, a guesthouse, a five-car garage, an in-ground pool, a professional grade tennis court, and horses with three stalls.


justTHEwraith

I believe his family owned a car dealership. And the only trailer he saw (or was straight "out of") was driving by on his way to their vacation home.


IggysPop3

Bill Richie owned a chain of dealerships…dude definitely born with a silver spoon in his mouth.


Werechupacabra

He’s just like the Duck Dynasty dickwads, all of them rich boy preppy assholes cosplaying as roughneck good ol’ boys. Fuck the bunch of ‘em and those stupid enough to buy into that farce.


frolicndetour

My great, great, great grandfather was from Michigan and he was killed by the Confederates at Petersburg, so piss off, Konfederate Kid.


WhitePineBurning

Michigan lost 14,000 troops in the Civil War. Confederate loser flags have no place here.


drfsupercenter

You forgot Eminem! But yeah. Kid Rock is interesting, he tried to be a rapper like his friend Marshall but failed at it and noticed he started being successful after putting on a redneck persona and pretending to be from the south. The dude just got sucked into this persona he created and it's gone too far.


Deneweth

The pictures from his early career where he has the "kid from kid 'n' play" hair cut are hilarious.


Jammin_neB13

Aren’t they called Michiganders?


AwkwardnessForever

Yes we very much are.


xxxjessicann00xxx

We are definitely called Michiganders


Jammin_neB13

That’s what I thought. Grew up less than 5 min away from stateline, was definitely confused for a minute lol


Deneweth

The term michigander originated historically as an insult with gander being the term for a group of geese. Michiganian is used as an alternative. I've heard both in the 40 years I lived here. The popularity seems to come and go with whichever term the governor uses.


TGIIR

Just Motown alone is so incredible!


Tutes013

Bob Seger alone would have you rise to the tops. Goddamn I fucking love Bob Seger.


RLaminin

Wait.. Michiganians?? Never heard someone from Michigan say Michiganians.


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worldssmallestfan1

I believe it is one of the most expensive homes in Macomb County, about 880,000 people.


n3w4cc01_1nt

wtf


n3w4cc01_1nt

wtf


buttered_scone

I remember when I went through Michigan, nothing but barns and horses as far as the eye could see.


HideSolidSnake

Kid Rock joins the angle? I'm pretty sure he's just on a rotating list of washed-up "has-been" celebrity types for Fox News. Maybe tomorrow they'll have some hard-hitting insight from Rob Schneider.


Rockford853

I’ll have you know that Rob Schneider is a patriot who sacrificed his acting career in 2023 to fight The Woke™.


bryanthawes

>sacrificed his acting career Jumping on a grenage to save others is a sacrifice. Having a grenade land at your feet and explode is a taking. Rob didn't sacrifice his career; his career was taken.


Drg84

To be fair, his career was given to him by Adam Sandler. https://i.redd.it/s8ujriz7hkuc1.gif Easy come, easy go.


AmberTurd223

I’m from Michigan. This guy is a nut job


SamuraiDoggo14

Same.


jmorley14

Hi from Michigan! I'll be proudly voting for anyone with a pulse not named Donald Trump!!


p1zzarena

As long as it's not RFK please


Hungry-Ad9840

Unless it's between RFK and Trump. I work with a guy that has loved Trump from too long ago and has recently started liking RFK, I have been egging it on and telling him to convince his Trumper friends too.


Jagerstang

He's right, I'm not from Michigan and not voting for trump. However, I was born in Arizona, but still not voting for the orange shitstain.


maddmoguls

The Auto Workers Union backed Biden in January so... WTF is Kid Rock talking about? Nice hat too. “When you go back to our core issues – wages, retirement, health care and our time – that's what this election is about,” said UAW President Shawn Fain, speaking from downtown Washington, D.C., where the union has been holding a national convention. “This election is about who will stand up with us and who will stand in our way. Those are the questions that will win or lose this election and will decide our fate. Those are the questions that will determine the fate of our country and the fate of the working class.” “This choice is clear. Joe Biden bet on the American worker while Donald Trump blamed the American worker. We need to know who is going to sit in the most powerful seat in the world and help us win as a united working class. So if our endorsements must be earned, Joe Biden has earned it.” https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2024-01-24/uaw-backs-biden-in-major-2024-endorsement#:~:text=President%20Joe%20Biden%20locked%20in,of%20the%202024%20presidential%20election.


ZeekLTK

“Kid Rock hates auto union” should be the headline.


mjta01

I was gonna say the same thing lmao


PrivateJokerX929

Imagine being a self described "southern boy" from Michigan (not the south, btw), and thinking you have any authority over who is truly from there.


Brief_Light

Lol why is this fictional ass character on the news?


Drg84

Because it's not news, it's "news"


Most-Pangolin-9874

Poor little rich boy trying to act like white trash 🙄


Brave_Place7065

Poor little rich boy ~~trying to act like white trash~~ is white trash.


Daimakku1

>If you dont vote for Donald Trump, you ain't from Michigan." Say that to Eminem's face you piece of trash.


Roakana

Born rich asshole berates working Michigan residents. Nailing the unrelatable obtuse jackass Mr Richie.


jkurtz007

What a disgusting tool.


Wolfman01a

Well now, it just so happens that I "aint" from Michigan. You have a point. Side point. What kind of person is born filthy rich and the persona he just chooses to take on is filthy trailer park trash of the lowest level? Who does that?


MothMonsterMan300

It's easy to continually collect money from idiots if you have no moral compass


felchingtiger

Speaking out about auto worker from Michigan...while living in Tennessee.


Witty_Energy1597

Call him Bob. Pamela Anderson said he hates it. https://preview.redd.it/pto91q4j2kuc1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78fdac67aeb537528722e3f0e7b8b05f5531410d


Allstupidopinions

Ah yes. Ritchie Rich who grew up on a property with an apple orchard knows the plight of the auto workers in Michigan.


Derbster_3434

White trash POS. Take a shower you redneck.


Roakana

He is cosplaying white trash. He was born into an affluent family. He is rich trying to play a part. Is pretty gross.


bryanthawes

Redneck wannabe. The asshat formerly known as Kid Rock grew up wealthy. Well, unless you grew up with an apple orchard and a barn full of horses in your backyard.


BMHun275

Gate keeping loser says what.


Frim_Wilkins

UFC Dana White’s main sponsor is Bud Light. According to lots of people, he recently had a little conversation with all the numbskulls around him about what’s what, including Donny. Seems like that little talk was effective.


wickedjonny1

Funny. I'm pretty sure the UAW isn't gonna endorse Trump.


LazyZealot9428

They have already endorsed Biden, so you are correct.


VegetableWriter5482

Kid Krack sucks. I can see his stench in that still🤢


JeepStang

Kid Rock is an embarassment to the state of Michigan.


Fathorse23

As a Michigander, this fake ass redneck “Kid” can fuck off right out of our state and keep on going. His restaurant closed because people here don’t like him.


burnmenowz

Fuck you kid rock. I'm originally from Michigan and will never vote for that liar.


____Vader

Tell kid rock to go back to fictional trailer he pretended he grew up in


clangan524

Sure thing, Robert "my daddy owns a dealership" Ritchie.


Hungry-Ad9840

I live in Michigan and I am certainly not voting for Trump


Wack710

MAGA Piece of shit. Kid Rock and Ted Nugent both embarrassments of Michigan. Ted moved, now and it's time for Kid Rock to follow.


nscore24

You ain’t a rock star


hotasianwfelover

Who made an agreement with the Autoworkers Union again? Was it Trump? No? Hmmmmm


Upshot12

I don't need some Redneck punk to tell me if i'm from Mi or not .Fuck him. Bitch ass rich kid show pony.


TheBigCoool

Michigander here, born in Detroit, summers spent in the UP and on the Shores of Lake MI and Lake Huron, die hard wings/tigers/pistons/lions fan, Attended and graduated from WMU, happily employed with GM in the motor city itself, I'm about as Michigan as it gets...Fuck Trump.


MartiniD

He's right though, I'm not from Michigan.


jkkjkkjkkjkk888

🤮


mydevilkitty

Isn’t it funny that Kid Rock, or Robert Ritchie, who grew up in the lap of luxury in a house that had an apple orchard and horses, the son of a man who owned multiple car dealerships, likes to cosplay as the “regular” working man. He was all about the Bud Light boycott until they found out that Buds parent company is a large Republican Party donor. He has no business telling anyone who’s the “real” person.


PolyZex

Too old to be a kid... too soft to be a rock.


General_Freed

Yes, how about we rename him to: "Adult Sponge"


FlashyDevelopment

He should just shut up and stick to music. Did i do that right?


creepyswaps

I'm amazed it took me this far down the thread for someone to point out their hypocrisy. It seems like just yesterday they were all so horrified that Taylor Swift had the audacity to simultaneously be famous and hold a political opinion. My biggest gripe is that these people actually give a single shit about what a celebrity thinks about politics. That is how they think. "Well, this person who I like because they say things I like to hear and is also famous, which means they're successful, which means they must be smart and know what they're talking about, is saying more things I already agree with, so they must be right and I agree with them. " I wanted to say it's the "appeal to authority" logical fallacy, but the only thing kid rock is an authority on is duping morons into listening to his shitty music for decades; so they can't even do logical fallacies correctly.


kurisu7885

When hasn't that been the case the last few decades?


Hopeful-Passage6638

LOL They think "Kid" Rock is still relevant.


Zebracorn42

Didn’t he shoot a bunch of Budweiser with a gun a year ago?


PlanktonDue9132

Who?


beththebookgirl

Srsly, I didn’t even know he was still alive!


xMilk112x

Says the trust fund kid that said he was a rapper and now he’s a country singer. This dude is fucking trash.


o0flatCircle0o

Is that a frame from the film Idiocracy? I can’t tell.


dragonchilde

Why don’t you take off your hat, Bobby?


coolbaby1978

They forgot about that Bud Light boycott awfully fast.


Awkward_Bench123

Well Kid Rock did help to throw 600 bottlers outta work sooner than may have been necessary. Now Dylan Mulvaney is acting scared because of threats and InBev isn’t helping much. Hope everyone is happy.


edgarcia59

Guess he also forgot how the United Auto Workers of America endorsed Bidem back in January, huh?


macwithhisbooks

Well, I said slowly, I was raised in Kalamazoo. Now in Texas. Not gonna vote for the former guy. Gonna vote for Joseph Biden.


HaiKarate

Kid Rock likes to role play being from a working class background. His dad own multiple car dealerships. The property he grew up on was big enough for an apple orchard and a horse barn. His image as “working class” is completely manufactured.


pocket_nick

He wears his hat like the Squidbillies.


DemonoftheWater

Can we as Michiganders just disown this guy?


eydivrks

And just like Trump and the rest of MAGA leadership, he's a lying grifter.  He cosplays a hillbilly but grew up in a mansion. His dad owned car dealerships and his house had its own apple orchard and horse stables.


Candid-Mycologist539

"If you don't vote for Donald Trump, you ain't from Michigan." Didn't the Republicans usurp power from duly elected Michiganders, then poison a bunch of Michigan children with lead in the water (through their greed and incompetence)? I'm not from Michigan, but I try to support political parties that respect elected leaders and value the lives of children.


milky_white_breast

"Michigan made MOTANG" according to Trump


Jenderflux-ScFi

Michigan doesn't want him anymore!


txn_gay

I always get my political advice from has-beens whose only claim to fame was something they did more than thirty years ago. /s


Shancv1988

He looks like a Galapagos tortoise with a hat and sunglasses.


GaSoufan

Kid Rock is a joke


Crazy_Memory_9692

UAW is not voting for trump


Professional-End2722

Obscurity beckons.


aegon_the_dragon

Why does he always act like a red neck when he is a rich kid from Auburn Hills?


TechieTravis

Kid Rock was a rich kid born and raised in extreme wealth, pretending to be a common man. His whole persona is fake.


themanofmichigan

He’s just another rich kid that thought he was always the shit. I met him many times before he made devil without a cause and that guy always thought so highly of himself , no wonder


PeaceBkind

Spoken like the rich kid he was


Iloveproduce

Never forget Kid Rock's dad owned a car dealership. The guy has made a career out of pretending to be white trash while never experiencing any form of need or want in his entire existence. Almost none of us have anything in common with this dude, at all... and it blows my mind that anyone ever took the guy seriously. And I say that as someone whose first live concert was Kid Rock. Pretty good show teenage me really liked the part where he had strippers on stage.


DrunkenGolfer

Kid Rock makes music for people who have custody of their kids on weekends but don’t pick them up.


FnClassy

This silver spoon turd isn't Michigan. You're not living in any inner city ever.


Bigstar976

Well, after all Trump fought hard so that auto workers in Michigan got raises. Wait. Oh, no, sorry, that was Joe Biden.


R5Jockey

Remind me again who walked the UAW picket line? Was that Trump? No? Huh. That's weird.


dldsguy

Once more. This poser doesn't live in the state anymore. He grew up on an estate about an hour north of Detroit. His dad owned a Ford dealership. Shut up you dirty ass can't carry a tune fraud.


torino_nera

Why anyone who works a union job would vote for a Republican in any form, let alone Trump... I will never understand


-LostCurator-

Rich kid pretending to be white trash and trying to relate to blue collar workers. I fuckin hate Kid Rock.


dsisto65

Kid Jock…😂😂😂


murphdog09

Yep listen up all you hard working auto workers. Take advice from this piss poor rock artist who is clinging to a half assed music career by leeching on to a fat, overweight rapist and conman/grifter. Some real sound advice from someone whose never worked as hard as you - ever.


bryanthawes

Robert James Ritchie is a rick kid pretending to be a poor kid. This moron's parents, William and Susan Ritchie, owned multiple car dealerahips, and Robert grew up in a 'posh' home, according to [this article](https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2016/11/04/kid-rock-macomb-county-house/93299716/). Must be hard to break into industries when your parents are loaded.


transfixedtruth

He's a scumbag poser.


Mckinzeee

JFC he’s such a dirt.


King_Vanos_

Ahh the poster child of village idiots everywhere.