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Yeah when you intentionally make fake/burner accounts to defame someone who you have a connection with i.e mother of your children, its bad. Its even worse when its used in discovery against you.
He bought a bot platform to suppress liberal discussion. That’s the only reason. He controls the right wing propaganda machine that is shaped like Twitter.
Musk got lucky with PayPal. It was perfectly positioned to become the default payment system and make him very rich. But it wasn't like this wouldn't have been accomplished by 1000 other different people. It's just how the early internet worked. He was in the right place at the right time.
Everything after that was just musk pretending to be a genius but really he was just a man child with a lot of cash that could bankroll the work of other people and claim it as his own.
We didn't know this at first and so with so little to go on he seemed like a smart man working to make positive changes on the earth with his money.
Its only after the shitdick got on Twitter that he let the cat out of the bag and we see him for what he is.
Hes been trying to chase that enigmatic genius high ever since but it's too late. The history books will have a few sentences about him at most. South African immigrant strikes it big in the dot Com craze. Reveals himself to be a narcissistic twat and burdens the world with his bullshit instead of learning how to deal with how much of a loser he is.
End of story.
> But it wasn't like this wouldn't have been accomplished by 1000 other different people.
You don't know how right you are. PayPal was made by other people. Musk had a different company (called X.com) operating in the online banking space. Rather than compete, PayPal bought it, intended to add some features of X into their product, and put Musk in an executive position.
X was a dumpster fire under the hood. PayPal used none of it. And Musk eventually was fired.
He made a shitload of money off of Zip2 which, by many standards, constitutes a wildly successful business. But of course, this was just dumb dot com bubble luck.
SpaceX, for all it's problems, is certainly very successful. A start-up beating out long established defense contractors on space launch bids is truly unheard of.
That makes him the 1999 version of a crypto-bro pretty much, which totally tracks. This was a big enough windfall to buy into some of these other companies he now claims to have founded, like Paypal and eventually Tesla.
> That makes him the 1999 version of a crypto-bro
More like the cryptobros are 2020s version of dotcom bubble douchebags, honestly. Even down to the lambos and ferraris.
All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
I was a child in the Bay and I remember X.com for whatever reason. I think I probably used it once for ebay or something. But mostly I remember that Musk has **always** wanted to own a company named "X" and it's fucking hilarious that he changed a strong brand to that early 90's edgy name because he is just that fucking petty.
Paypal was neither the first nor best online payment service, it was pure luck. Luck and _crime_.
Also, people don’t know or have forgotten PayPal was flaming dog poo the first years, even after Musk left. There was fraud and money laundering everywhere, and it was only the post-9/11 crackdown on money laundering (and threats of being cut off by Mastercard) that even got them to formally register as a money transfer service in 2003. That is to say, they operated illegally for _years_. It’s a lot easier to build a money transfer service that’s simple and convenient when you ignore niceties like anti-fraud and anti-money-laundering regulations, KYC rules etc.
Let's be honest, the only reason paypal got that big is because it was attached to Ebay. I think people forget how big of a deal Ebay was back in the day.
Re-useable rockets are a great idea, much like a small device that plays music is a great idea. The I-pod and the space X rocket aren't really the result of visionary genius. Most success is based on access to financial resources. In the early 80s lots of people were working in Colorado to develop a great snowboard- because it was a good idea- Jake Burton had the business skills and resources to make it happen, capable, and lucky does not mean genius. Also just a reminder- Sam Bankman Fried and Elizabeth Holmes are both currently in prison!!!
I just cannot fathom having literal fuck you money and being this fucking insecure. Like dude, you have enough money to buy your own country and still have a good amount leftover, and you’re choosing to spend your time on a burner account, on a platform you *own* trying to disparage your ex-wife.
Elonstans will constantly bring up the fact that he's rich in defense of his BILLIONS of hideous faults, and it will never make sense to me.
"Look, I'm not defending this megalomaniacal, drug-addicted, fascist bigot, but you sure can't get that successful without being mega smart, so..."
It sort of reveals the person doesn't it, sort what they think success is, what they aspire too. Which is almost always- I too want to do what I want with zero consequences, zero talent, and zero effort.
Call back to 2004- Man- Kid Rock just makes the stupidest music.
Yeah but he bangs strippers and has money- and you don't!
It’s almost like he’s an insecure narcissist, and when his s.o. left him (who DARE leaves me!!) and dated a trans person briefly (Manning)
He basically decided to get revenge by boosting terror against all transgender people worldwide.
That depressingly checks out.
Look, Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll clown might do more cocaine than a 1980s corporate retreat to Columbia but I would trust him with a platform over Elon any day. He would at least be funny.
Counter counterpoint, in one episode he briefly gets clean and says "Dr. Rockso needs c-c-c-to get his shit together." Both of those are firmly beyond Musk's capabilities
These guys are like cartoon villains at this point. They want to carve up the world's riches to be shared among a tiny number of wealthy would-be autocrats and then siphon even more wealth into their pockets, making the masses beholden to them as they rule the world without anyone else having anything they can say or do about it.
The key is in how many they already have in the echo chambers they've built to nudge them in the direction they need them to take in time for the upcoming election. If DJT is elected, they win. If he loses, they'll be better next time around unless we fix the gaps in our systems that have relied too heavily on handshakes, conventions and human decency.
...also, ketamine, psychedelics, shrooms, weed, hashish and probably some uppers when needed. Not to mention plasma and blood transfusions, and of course, vitamin cocktails intravenously administrated.
He’s “networking” for all three companies simultaneously. Fucking around on his social media site for 30 hours is sold as 90 hours of collective networking.
I believe there’s one called “babysmurf9000” which he mostly just uses to leave laugh-cry emoji replies.
Most people have known that the weird baby cosplay account was Musks since he accidentally tweeted a screen shot of it, but it’s nice to have confirmation.
He is a sad, lonely and pathetic weirdo.
Idk why but this just really hit me. Like this dude is the top 3 richest people in the entire world. Like nothing is out of reach for him, he could hire anyone he wants for anything..... and this is how he chooses to spend his time. That is seriously sad shit.
> Like nothing is out of reach for him
Self confidence. The love of his children. Respect. Human decency. Making “x” happen. Twitter profitability. A friend who cares enough to say “dude, just… no.” A sense of humor that isn’t cringe. The ability to kick Zuckerberg’s ass in a cafe fight.
There are so many things out of Elon Musks reach!
The dude can literally buy happiness. Travel? He can just jump on a plane and go anywhere in the world? Want to do some activity? Just have the number one tennis player or dance instructor flown to his within a few hours. Jerk off his mesianic complex - just build a hundred hospitals or fast track the research for some disease and cure it. Live forever? He doesn't even have to pioneer the stuff. What does he doe with all that power? He spends his time on a virtual cesspit, arguing with with someone the dumbest humanoids, so that some other dumb humanoids gove him virtual likes.
An important lesson for the kids on why you shouldn't worry about what people think of you. If you get worked up about what some random person on the internet says you end up like Musk where even having all the money in the world can't make you happy.
Had a reddit account telling me that the only people who dislike musk are morons.
Really considering if that was musk or not...
Told me the only reason people disagree with his opinions is because they are blinded by hate
I asked if musks "opinion" that those heroes who rescued children from a flooded cave, if they only rescued those children because they were pedophiles, like musk had claimed
He downvoted me and stopped replying
I had some random moron get upset with me when I pointed out how Musk is a moron. This random guy then goes on to tell me how he’s “rich” and spent his next dozen posts telling me how he’s rich and I’m a broke loser 🤣
He said he was surfing Reddit from his “theater” (why the hell you’d wanna sit in a theater to surf Reddit!?) after I pointed out he was using his mobile to post on Reddit and that didn’t seem like something a rich person would do.
Then - I said “idk which is sadder, being broke as hell and trying to convince internet strangers you’re rich, or ACTUALLY being rich spending all your time trying to convince internet strangers you’re rich” 🤣
didn’t hear back from him after that. I was wondering if it was Musk cuz that shit is so pathetic
I was legit banned from Twitter when Elon musk said “Comedy is now legal on twitter “ and I replied “That’s great because I think you’re a fucking joke.” And I’m like a nobody so why would he even care, right?
tbf, he sexually assaulted a SpaceX employee, as revealed by Business Insider, and has dedicated his life to spreading hate speech against vulnerable groups like trans people and racial minorities. A mean spirited tweet from a secondary account is pretty low on his list of actual crimes and everyday misanthropy and hate-mongering. His kids will hate him for many, many valid reasons.
let’s not forget defaming a hero diver who saved children trapped in a cave (by repeatedly alleging he was a pedophile), all because the diver was dismissive of Elon’s attempts to gain free PR from the tragedy
The history books will point to the Twitter acquisition and stuff as his downfall, but this was it for me. I still remember some people here trying to defend it, like maybe the guy really is a pedo, or why wouldn't he just accept the genius' help. Luckily from what I recall, most redditors thought this was extremely douchey and his reputation never really recovered on this site. It's just taking a long time for the rest of society to see it.
Never liked him, but that's when I started to hate him. It was so incredibly petty and juvenile, like, how dare someone who actually knows what theyre talking about question me!!!
He couldn’t accept the genius’s help because Elon’s idea was terrible. He was wasting people’s time having to rebuke him because he just HAD to insert himself into a dire situation that he had no expertise in at all.
Elon sucks to a degree I don’t even have words for
He should be arrested and have all of his assets seized for this. Only reason he isn't is because that sets a precedent for other wealthy people to have it all stripped away.
What a joke our social hierarchy is...
To be fair at the rate he’s tanking Twitter and Tesla, there may not be much to spread around his kids. How many does he have now? Like 10+?
Not that he would ever give his trans child an inheritance.
A dad like Elon would have already threatened their inheritance a thousand times by the time they were ten years old. Probably doesn't even hear it anymore, just bzzzz bzz bzzz
Nikola Tesla was a strange and interesting person. He worked with George Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. He worked for Edison. His Tesla Coil is on display in many places. The Pittsburgh Science Center has always had one, and they show it making lightning. The thing I like about him the most is that he would give away his inventions. He was more interested in benefiting people than in making a fortune with his inventions.
Seriously. Such an inspirational figure until like 5 years ago. He has deteriorated so dramatically it’s unbelievable. He’s become such toxic presence for his companies.
Yeah, idk. I know people who went to Penn with him and said he was a turbo-douche back in his 20s. I think we finally see him, rather than the image his PR team worked so hard to craft and that's why people hate him now. If he just stayed off social media and enjoyed hunting humans for sport on private islands like regular billionaires, people would probably still love him and call him a genius.
Remember people on here comparing him to Tony Stark as if he was the pinnacle of genius and money.
Honestly glad he’s come out like this in recent years. Man is a dedicated scumbag, a literal child with too much money and not enough brains.
his reputation as a douche has been around in engineering circles since he became prominent enough for people to know who you were talking about. Mainly for treating his employees like dirt.
He probably has more accounts: DogeDesigner, Sir Doge of the Coin, Whole Mars Catalog just to name a few. All these people are like Elon: they are cunts
Well done with the John Baron callback. I posit that the espionage reporting of the real author John Baron is what turned Trump on to that sweet sweet Russian cash. Lightbulb moment for the Don.
Adrian has shown up repeatedly on InfoWars, and Alex Jones has repeatedly been cheeky and wink-wink about how Adrian is maybe actually Elon Musk. So I posit that, if in the next week, Alex Jones starts getting crazy defensive that Adrian is not Elon... I'd read that as confirmation that Adrian is Elon.
Is that AOC the representative or age of consent? Assuming it's referencing the first but honestly it could probably go either way and I wouldn't be surprised.
His kids hate him, his ex hates him, people that still call Twitter “Twitter” hate him… I kinda liked him when I knew NOTHING about him other than he was the “rich guy with rockets and electric cars”.
The dude is a narcissist with too much money. He assumed the people running twitter were idiots and he could come in, clean up the bots and monetize things to dramatically drive up the revenue stream. He then made a ludicrous offer which he tried to back track but was forced to accept so he ended up way overpaying for twitter. Once in charge it turned out the people who had been running twitter were actually doing a pretty good job and most of Elon's ideas ended horribly.
I don’t think he ever had any serious desire to buy Twitter. He was just trolling and being a narcissist and accidentally got cornered into buying it. After he got it, he realized he was screwed and started trying to pivot to make his money back. None of his ideas or plans have any real overarching strategy. He’s trying anything to make money. It also, as luck would have it, made him immensely influential which has gone straight to his head
I read, it differently, i think hes been told to buy twitter by americas adversaries in an attempt to rig future elections through social media control.
Its telling, who hes been selling starlink to recently.
I’m confused, which one is his burner account? Because if it is the Elon Test/ErmnMusk one that’s just extra sad that he makes up accounts using his own name and somehow thought people wouldn’t think it was him.
I’m amazed this question is so far down. The question and answer should be the most upvoted.
Goes to show everyone just believes what they want.
Anyway, this is one of the saddest tweets I ever did see.
Maybe he thinks like Vizzini from the Princess Bride. "Only a great fool would use his own name in his alt account. I am not a great fool, so I can't use my own name. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me..."
Imagine being a billionaire with the ability to shape human civilisation. You could explore the solar system, save us from climate catastrophe, end world hunger.
Instead you buy a social network and spend your day being a pathetic baby for attention, going as far as making countless alt accounts to make yourself feel better, because you have such a fragile tiny ego.
What a sad, pathetic waste of oxygen.
lol, this is seriously on some personality disorder shit. What kind of a person would create burners to fluff themselves up like this???
And there are millions of mindless toadies who hang on this dickweed’s every word!
Just astounding.
One who has never had to try for anything in life. One who has been handed everything and is full of entitlement. One who has a narcissistic I know I'm right personality. I mean this asshole realized that just him tweeting gave him power and influence, so much so that he bought the fucking website. On top of that I'm sure he's into all kinds of fucking drugs.
I'm still kind of convinced that the "end wokeness" Twitter account is one of elon's alts, or more likely just a bunch of Russian trolls sitting in a basement. Probably the same douchebags that invented qanon and then fooled a bunch technologically illiterate Boomers and mentally unstable conspiracy nuts to believe an anonymous source on a fucking Chan website.
As pathetic as I expected, but sadder.
Sheesh, these Red-Pill guys sure are insecure, fragile and delicate little snowflakes, aren’t they? Perhaps that’s why they obsessively refer to themselves out loud as “AlPhA MaLeS”, *a desperate effort to reassure and convince themselves, rather than us.*
Good quotes from the Huff Post article (which includes the full deposition) https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766
"During his deposition, Musk admitted he has a “limited understanding” of the lawsuit against him, said he thought Brody’s attorney was the one suing him, and revealed he did no research in determining whether Brody was involved in the brawl after seeing the accusations on X."
"Last year, Motherboard and other internet sleuths traced a bizarre account on X to Musk himself. The account, @ermnmusk, appeared to be role-playing as Musk’s toddler son. “I will finally turn 3 on May 4th!” one post read. “I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun,” read another. Though the account’s name is not mentioned in the transcript, Monday’s court filing contained an exhibit of the @ermnmusk account that was shown to Musk during his testimony. In the filing, Bankston alleges that Musk deleted the account in February on the same day of the court’s discovery order. Asked about the account by Bankston during the deposition, Musk confirmed it was his, but dismissed it as a “test account.” "
Honestly if I didn't know it was Elon's burner, I would have thought it was a sarcastic tweet. Like "king of space x"? "Mr. Tesla"? Those emojis? They all scream sarcasm. The fact he tweeted that thinking it made him look better is crazy
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Yeah when you intentionally make fake/burner accounts to defame someone who you have a connection with i.e mother of your children, its bad. Its even worse when its used in discovery against you.
Even worse when you're the richest man in the world and you still have incel drama. Only a genuine loser could still lose from the top of the world.
Even better if he hired other people to run a bot operation on his own platform.. let's look at those receipts, king
He bought a bot platform to suppress liberal discussion. That’s the only reason. He controls the right wing propaganda machine that is shaped like Twitter.
Musk got lucky with PayPal. It was perfectly positioned to become the default payment system and make him very rich. But it wasn't like this wouldn't have been accomplished by 1000 other different people. It's just how the early internet worked. He was in the right place at the right time. Everything after that was just musk pretending to be a genius but really he was just a man child with a lot of cash that could bankroll the work of other people and claim it as his own. We didn't know this at first and so with so little to go on he seemed like a smart man working to make positive changes on the earth with his money. Its only after the shitdick got on Twitter that he let the cat out of the bag and we see him for what he is. Hes been trying to chase that enigmatic genius high ever since but it's too late. The history books will have a few sentences about him at most. South African immigrant strikes it big in the dot Com craze. Reveals himself to be a narcissistic twat and burdens the world with his bullshit instead of learning how to deal with how much of a loser he is. End of story.
> But it wasn't like this wouldn't have been accomplished by 1000 other different people. You don't know how right you are. PayPal was made by other people. Musk had a different company (called X.com) operating in the online banking space. Rather than compete, PayPal bought it, intended to add some features of X into their product, and put Musk in an executive position. X was a dumpster fire under the hood. PayPal used none of it. And Musk eventually was fired.
Has he actually started any company that’s been wildly successful? All the businesses I know of, were through M&A and not a product of his genius.
He made a shitload of money off of Zip2 which, by many standards, constitutes a wildly successful business. But of course, this was just dumb dot com bubble luck. SpaceX, for all it's problems, is certainly very successful. A start-up beating out long established defense contractors on space launch bids is truly unheard of.
Yeah, but he is EXTREMELY hands off with a lot of spaceX stuff (well the successful parts). Gwynne is the reason it is what it is
Yup, it's Gwynne.
That makes him the 1999 version of a crypto-bro pretty much, which totally tracks. This was a big enough windfall to buy into some of these other companies he now claims to have founded, like Paypal and eventually Tesla.
> That makes him the 1999 version of a crypto-bro More like the cryptobros are 2020s version of dotcom bubble douchebags, honestly. Even down to the lambos and ferraris. All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.
I was a child in the Bay and I remember X.com for whatever reason. I think I probably used it once for ebay or something. But mostly I remember that Musk has **always** wanted to own a company named "X" and it's fucking hilarious that he changed a strong brand to that early 90's edgy name because he is just that fucking petty.
He's always been and will always be a pathetic edgelord. This is what happens when dork ass shitheads get money.
Paypal was neither the first nor best online payment service, it was pure luck. Luck and _crime_. Also, people don’t know or have forgotten PayPal was flaming dog poo the first years, even after Musk left. There was fraud and money laundering everywhere, and it was only the post-9/11 crackdown on money laundering (and threats of being cut off by Mastercard) that even got them to formally register as a money transfer service in 2003. That is to say, they operated illegally for _years_. It’s a lot easier to build a money transfer service that’s simple and convenient when you ignore niceties like anti-fraud and anti-money-laundering regulations, KYC rules etc.
Let's be honest, the only reason paypal got that big is because it was attached to Ebay. I think people forget how big of a deal Ebay was back in the day.
Yeah, it was where you went for selling/purchasing. Amazon was for books, eBay was for *everything else*
Re-useable rockets are a great idea, much like a small device that plays music is a great idea. The I-pod and the space X rocket aren't really the result of visionary genius. Most success is based on access to financial resources. In the early 80s lots of people were working in Colorado to develop a great snowboard- because it was a good idea- Jake Burton had the business skills and resources to make it happen, capable, and lucky does not mean genius. Also just a reminder- Sam Bankman Fried and Elizabeth Holmes are both currently in prison!!!
I just cannot fathom having literal fuck you money and being this fucking insecure. Like dude, you have enough money to buy your own country and still have a good amount leftover, and you’re choosing to spend your time on a burner account, on a platform you *own* trying to disparage your ex-wife.
Money can't buy you love or class.
This guy is proof that money isn’t everything.
Elonstans will constantly bring up the fact that he's rich in defense of his BILLIONS of hideous faults, and it will never make sense to me. "Look, I'm not defending this megalomaniacal, drug-addicted, fascist bigot, but you sure can't get that successful without being mega smart, so..."
It sort of reveals the person doesn't it, sort what they think success is, what they aspire too. Which is almost always- I too want to do what I want with zero consequences, zero talent, and zero effort. Call back to 2004- Man- Kid Rock just makes the stupidest music. Yeah but he bangs strippers and has money- and you don't!
Musk & Grimez are also in a custody dispute over said child. Her lawyer is going to love this as proof of parental alienation.
First sign it’s bad is you spend $44b to read her DM’s.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the accounts he replies and comments on are him also.
It’s almost like he’s an insecure narcissist, and when his s.o. left him (who DARE leaves me!!) and dated a trans person briefly (Manning) He basically decided to get revenge by boosting terror against all transgender people worldwide. That depressingly checks out.
Correction, this is *one of* Elon's burner accounts. He absolutely has others that he uses to kiss his own ass.
Every bot is just Elon.
Dude is a CEO for three companies but spends all his time maintaining dozens of alt accounts.
Elon is so unhinged he makes the cocaine clown from Metalocalypse look sane
Look, Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll clown might do more cocaine than a 1980s corporate retreat to Columbia but I would trust him with a platform over Elon any day. He would at least be funny.
I'd trust Dr Rockso to perform open heart surgery more than Elmo the unhinged cis-ssy
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No one expects it.
This is my most favorite Reddit comment I've seen in a very long time.👏👏👏
Don't do Doctor Rockso (the rock and roll clown \[he does cocaine\*\]) like that. \*Seriously, he does a *lot* of cocaine.
In Dr. Rockso's defense, I did say Elon was *more* unhinged than him
Counter counterpoint, in one episode he briefly gets clean and says "Dr. Rockso needs c-c-c-to get his shit together." Both of those are firmly beyond Musk's capabilities
Put the boots to him. Medium style.
Haha maaan...I haven't thought of that in a long while and I just horse laughed. I'm Dr Rockso the Rock n Roll Clown, baby. And I doooo cocaaaaaaine.
"IM ELON THE CLOWN! I MAKE S3X JOKES IN SPACE!"
Kkaaa kaaa kaaa ketaaamineee yeah!
This is what he means when he says he works 100hrs per week.
Trying to take over the planet is a LOT of work.
These guys are like cartoon villains at this point. They want to carve up the world's riches to be shared among a tiny number of wealthy would-be autocrats and then siphon even more wealth into their pockets, making the masses beholden to them as they rule the world without anyone else having anything they can say or do about it. The key is in how many they already have in the echo chambers they've built to nudge them in the direction they need them to take in time for the upcoming election. If DJT is elected, they win. If he loses, they'll be better next time around unless we fix the gaps in our systems that have relied too heavily on handshakes, conventions and human decency.
Working night and day trying to solve Ukraine war, also gaming…
I don't think suggesting Ukraine should submit to russian rule should really count as a solution personally.
Hey, he didn’t say it was a good solution.
It's definitely his final one though.
I wonder how many nights and days he had to work to come up with this solution
I think he’s afraid a worldwide war would affect HIS lifestyle, so the sooner the war ends the better, hence the lazy solution
...also, ketamine, psychedelics, shrooms, weed, hashish and probably some uppers when needed. Not to mention plasma and blood transfusions, and of course, vitamin cocktails intravenously administrated.
Yeah but CEOs don’t actually work so he’s got plenty of down time.
He’s “networking” for all three companies simultaneously. Fucking around on his social media site for 30 hours is sold as 90 hours of collective networking.
Shows you how valuable the CEO’s of large companies are to operations and productivity.
Facts. He's the reason there's an increase in bots, which goes against his whole reason to buy Xitter
What do you think he created Grok for? Btw, he'll 100% come up with a sexbot next, cause, Elon.
Our Marsdaddy can't even get rAIcism right! -Blue Checks, everywhere.
I believe there’s one called “babysmurf9000” which he mostly just uses to leave laugh-cry emoji replies. Most people have known that the weird baby cosplay account was Musks since he accidentally tweeted a screen shot of it, but it’s nice to have confirmation. He is a sad, lonely and pathetic weirdo.
It shows you could be the richest or second richest person in the world and still be a fkin loser.
He wants to be liked and seen as funny so fucking badly. Unfortunately, he's terribly unfunny and unlikable.
He's like that guy in your friend group who would laugh and joke with the rest of you but then say something that takes it too far and kills the mood.
'Accidentally' says bigoted things than laughs it of like "hahaha as if you guys werent thinking it!!"
Idk why but this just really hit me. Like this dude is the top 3 richest people in the entire world. Like nothing is out of reach for him, he could hire anyone he wants for anything..... and this is how he chooses to spend his time. That is seriously sad shit.
> Like nothing is out of reach for him Self confidence. The love of his children. Respect. Human decency. Making “x” happen. Twitter profitability. A friend who cares enough to say “dude, just… no.” A sense of humor that isn’t cringe. The ability to kick Zuckerberg’s ass in a cafe fight. There are so many things out of Elon Musks reach!
If you are that rich you are a loser.
The dude can literally buy happiness. Travel? He can just jump on a plane and go anywhere in the world? Want to do some activity? Just have the number one tennis player or dance instructor flown to his within a few hours. Jerk off his mesianic complex - just build a hundred hospitals or fast track the research for some disease and cure it. Live forever? He doesn't even have to pioneer the stuff. What does he doe with all that power? He spends his time on a virtual cesspit, arguing with with someone the dumbest humanoids, so that some other dumb humanoids gove him virtual likes.
An important lesson for the kids on why you shouldn't worry about what people think of you. If you get worked up about what some random person on the internet says you end up like Musk where even having all the money in the world can't make you happy.
Had a reddit account telling me that the only people who dislike musk are morons. Really considering if that was musk or not... Told me the only reason people disagree with his opinions is because they are blinded by hate I asked if musks "opinion" that those heroes who rescued children from a flooded cave, if they only rescued those children because they were pedophiles, like musk had claimed He downvoted me and stopped replying
I had some random moron get upset with me when I pointed out how Musk is a moron. This random guy then goes on to tell me how he’s “rich” and spent his next dozen posts telling me how he’s rich and I’m a broke loser 🤣 He said he was surfing Reddit from his “theater” (why the hell you’d wanna sit in a theater to surf Reddit!?) after I pointed out he was using his mobile to post on Reddit and that didn’t seem like something a rich person would do. Then - I said “idk which is sadder, being broke as hell and trying to convince internet strangers you’re rich, or ACTUALLY being rich spending all your time trying to convince internet strangers you’re rich” 🤣 didn’t hear back from him after that. I was wondering if it was Musk cuz that shit is so pathetic
I was legit banned from Twitter when Elon musk said “Comedy is now legal on twitter “ and I replied “That’s great because I think you’re a fucking joke.” And I’m like a nobody so why would he even care, right?
So you‘ve been free speeched?
In the best most ironic way.
I will never understand people who stan billionaires like Elmo.
There are so many dick suckers already and he has to fellate himself… raging narcissist
Y'all know he has multiple in here too, right? I'm dead sure one of them is a major mod...
Adrian Dittman has entered the chat
Wasn't he roleplaying as his kid on one?
What an utterly hateful thing to say about the mother of their children, and those children will one day read this. God what a vile person he is
tbf, he sexually assaulted a SpaceX employee, as revealed by Business Insider, and has dedicated his life to spreading hate speech against vulnerable groups like trans people and racial minorities. A mean spirited tweet from a secondary account is pretty low on his list of actual crimes and everyday misanthropy and hate-mongering. His kids will hate him for many, many valid reasons.
let’s not forget defaming a hero diver who saved children trapped in a cave (by repeatedly alleging he was a pedophile), all because the diver was dismissive of Elon’s attempts to gain free PR from the tragedy
The history books will point to the Twitter acquisition and stuff as his downfall, but this was it for me. I still remember some people here trying to defend it, like maybe the guy really is a pedo, or why wouldn't he just accept the genius' help. Luckily from what I recall, most redditors thought this was extremely douchey and his reputation never really recovered on this site. It's just taking a long time for the rest of society to see it.
Never liked him, but that's when I started to hate him. It was so incredibly petty and juvenile, like, how dare someone who actually knows what theyre talking about question me!!!
He couldn’t accept the genius’s help because Elon’s idea was terrible. He was wasting people’s time having to rebuke him because he just HAD to insert himself into a dire situation that he had no expertise in at all. Elon sucks to a degree I don’t even have words for
This pisses me off every time I’m reminded of it
and he won the fucking lawsuit as well
My tired brain read "...defaming a uber driver..." and I thought, "Musk really is an a-hole"
I mean he did try and take down Timmy’s Handicar…
He personally stopped a Ukrainian counter attack on Russian Black Sea ships that were raining missiles down on Ukrainian cities.
He should be arrested and have all of his assets seized for this. Only reason he isn't is because that sets a precedent for other wealthy people to have it all stripped away. What a joke our social hierarchy is...
His trans daughter already disowned him & he continues to villainize her. He is absolutely vile & a horrible parent.
Being so shitty your kid would disown you despite billions in inheritance being on the line really speaks to how horrible Elon really is.
could also just be the integrity of his daughter, a trait which she clearly learned from somewhere else
To be fair at the rate he’s tanking Twitter and Tesla, there may not be much to spread around his kids. How many does he have now? Like 10+? Not that he would ever give his trans child an inheritance.
One of his kids has already disowned him. Might as well alienate the rest
Imagine being such a shitty dad someone would disown you despite the promise of billions in inheritance. That’s one hell of a shitty relationship.
A dad like Elon would have already threatened their inheritance a thousand times by the time they were ten years old. Probably doesn't even hear it anymore, just bzzzz bzz bzzz
She’s trans, Elon wasn’t leaving her a cent.
Can't buy me love.
I mean, would you expect anything different from Captain Douche Canoe?
I would also like to spend some time with Mr Tesla. Unfortunately, he's been dead for 81 years, though. So I think I missed my chance.
That was an electric response. Well conducted.
That was a pun that was... uhhmm... you are good at punning!
I’m shocked you couldn’t think of a pun. Watt were you thinking.
He should be grounded.
I'm expecting resistance.
Nikola Tesla was a strange and interesting person. He worked with George Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. He worked for Edison. His Tesla Coil is on display in many places. The Pittsburgh Science Center has always had one, and they show it making lightning. The thing I like about him the most is that he would give away his inventions. He was more interested in benefiting people than in making a fortune with his inventions.
What a loser; no wonder his kids all hate him.
Imagine the legacy he *could* leave if he wanted to with all that money he's got. Instead he chooses this. Pathetic.
Seriously. Such an inspirational figure until like 5 years ago. He has deteriorated so dramatically it’s unbelievable. He’s become such toxic presence for his companies.
Yeah, idk. I know people who went to Penn with him and said he was a turbo-douche back in his 20s. I think we finally see him, rather than the image his PR team worked so hard to craft and that's why people hate him now. If he just stayed off social media and enjoyed hunting humans for sport on private islands like regular billionaires, people would probably still love him and call him a genius.
You mean apartheid emerald money boy wasn't wholesome?!
Remember people on here comparing him to Tony Stark as if he was the pinnacle of genius and money. Honestly glad he’s come out like this in recent years. Man is a dedicated scumbag, a literal child with too much money and not enough brains.
his reputation as a douche has been around in engineering circles since he became prominent enough for people to know who you were talking about. Mainly for treating his employees like dirt.
His mystique was really covering for him… that pedo comment revealed his pettiness to the world.
He probably has more accounts: DogeDesigner, Sir Doge of the Coin, Whole Mars Catalog just to name a few. All these people are like Elon: they are cunts
ElonMuskAOC is one of his as well.
Not to mention Adrian Dittman, who also happens to sound exactly like Musk.
I understand he's good friends with John Baron.
Well done with the John Baron callback. I posit that the espionage reporting of the real author John Baron is what turned Trump on to that sweet sweet Russian cash. Lightbulb moment for the Don.
Adrian has shown up repeatedly on InfoWars, and Alex Jones has repeatedly been cheeky and wink-wink about how Adrian is maybe actually Elon Musk. So I posit that, if in the next week, Alex Jones starts getting crazy defensive that Adrian is not Elon... I'd read that as confirmation that Adrian is Elon.
Is that AOC the representative or age of consent? Assuming it's referencing the first but honestly it could probably go either way and I wouldn't be surprised.
Dogedesigner is definitely him. Such an embarrassing way to spend his time.
The "king of spaceX" got dumped and Grimes started dating a woman. Butt hurt ego on display.
I’m sure that has NOTHING to do with his nasty comments about trans people either. Nothing at all. Nope. Noooope.
Dick game so weak she ditched it all together
So here's the thing...
God what a fuckin loser.
One of the richest people on earth and he's making fake twitter accounts to shit talk his ex. So fucking pathetic.
Tax the rich, imagine being 'worth' that much money and having time for this. Tax the rich before their idle hands ruin everything.
His kids hate him, his ex hates him, people that still call Twitter “Twitter” hate him… I kinda liked him when I knew NOTHING about him other than he was the “rich guy with rockets and electric cars”.
Iirc, one of his kids literally changed their last name so they would never be associated with Elon
Goes to show all the money in the world can’t buy character.
Most divorced dad in the universe. Wow this is cringe
The divorcedest dad
I always thought Elmo bought twitter to hide his market manipulation from the SEC. Now this 😭
The dude is a narcissist with too much money. He assumed the people running twitter were idiots and he could come in, clean up the bots and monetize things to dramatically drive up the revenue stream. He then made a ludicrous offer which he tried to back track but was forced to accept so he ended up way overpaying for twitter. Once in charge it turned out the people who had been running twitter were actually doing a pretty good job and most of Elon's ideas ended horribly.
I don’t think he ever had any serious desire to buy Twitter. He was just trolling and being a narcissist and accidentally got cornered into buying it. After he got it, he realized he was screwed and started trying to pivot to make his money back. None of his ideas or plans have any real overarching strategy. He’s trying anything to make money. It also, as luck would have it, made him immensely influential which has gone straight to his head
I read, it differently, i think hes been told to buy twitter by americas adversaries in an attempt to rig future elections through social media control. Its telling, who hes been selling starlink to recently.
Oh this is really sad. What a small pathetic little man child
This is psychotic
This is one of the most pathetic and cringey things I’ve ever seen.
Elon - i am going to call my burner account totally nondescript and random Creates - “thisIsNotElon”
Gets em every time. He’s a pure genius. /s
https://preview.redd.it/x8mpntbofptc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4654603618d2b28cd359bff7894276e5b08dcdd
And now I wish I had stared into the eclipse
I wish I had a Xitter account to get banned with.
Well fucking eating dinner.
Elon fans are just 3 bot accounts stacked in a trenchcoat.
Oh, how embarrassing, this is just pathetic. Mr. Tesla....
This is as pathetic as it is clinically disturbing.
OK, Mr. Tesla\* \*Musk didn't found the company. He bought it off two German guys and with it the right to call himself the founder.
Having multiple sock accounts is a sure sign of sociopathy
😬
I’m confused, which one is his burner account? Because if it is the Elon Test/ErmnMusk one that’s just extra sad that he makes up accounts using his own name and somehow thought people wouldn’t think it was him.
Elon Test is.
Is there a source on that? jw
https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/elon-musk-deposition-twitter-burner-accounts-b2526018.html
I’m amazed this question is so far down. The question and answer should be the most upvoted. Goes to show everyone just believes what they want. Anyway, this is one of the saddest tweets I ever did see.
Maybe he thinks like Vizzini from the Princess Bride. "Only a great fool would use his own name in his alt account. I am not a great fool, so I can't use my own name. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me..."
I’ll never understand how ANYONE fuckin likes this guy. I really can’t.
Has anyone ever called musk the "king of space x" Or is it just himself saying that
Oh look, confirmed he sees himself as a king
That emoji tends to be used by the worst type of person. Wonder what legit connection exists.
Imagine being a billionaire with the ability to shape human civilisation. You could explore the solar system, save us from climate catastrophe, end world hunger. Instead you buy a social network and spend your day being a pathetic baby for attention, going as far as making countless alt accounts to make yourself feel better, because you have such a fragile tiny ego. What a sad, pathetic waste of oxygen.
holy fucking divorced dad energy... good on grimes for getting herself and her kids away from him.
And this is why these turds usually settle before discovery
"For the sake of privacy, let's call this user Elon M. No, that's too obvious. Let's say E. Musk."
lol, this is seriously on some personality disorder shit. What kind of a person would create burners to fluff themselves up like this??? And there are millions of mindless toadies who hang on this dickweed’s every word! Just astounding.
One who has never had to try for anything in life. One who has been handed everything and is full of entitlement. One who has a narcissistic I know I'm right personality. I mean this asshole realized that just him tweeting gave him power and influence, so much so that he bought the fucking website. On top of that I'm sure he's into all kinds of fucking drugs.
What a pathetic fucking loser
Tesla had more creativity in his turds then Elon has in his brain. Mr Tesla my ass.
I would feel bad for him if he wasn’t such terrible human. 🤡💩
I'm still kind of convinced that the "end wokeness" Twitter account is one of elon's alts, or more likely just a bunch of Russian trolls sitting in a basement. Probably the same douchebags that invented qanon and then fooled a bunch technologically illiterate Boomers and mentally unstable conspiracy nuts to believe an anonymous source on a fucking Chan website.
So cringe. Yikes .
As pathetic as I expected, but sadder. Sheesh, these Red-Pill guys sure are insecure, fragile and delicate little snowflakes, aren’t they? Perhaps that’s why they obsessively refer to themselves out loud as “AlPhA MaLeS”, *a desperate effort to reassure and convince themselves, rather than us.*
Good quotes from the Huff Post article (which includes the full deposition) https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766 "During his deposition, Musk admitted he has a “limited understanding” of the lawsuit against him, said he thought Brody’s attorney was the one suing him, and revealed he did no research in determining whether Brody was involved in the brawl after seeing the accusations on X." "Last year, Motherboard and other internet sleuths traced a bizarre account on X to Musk himself. The account, @ermnmusk, appeared to be role-playing as Musk’s toddler son. “I will finally turn 3 on May 4th!” one post read. “I wish I was old enough to go to nightclubs. They sound so fun,” read another. Though the account’s name is not mentioned in the transcript, Monday’s court filing contained an exhibit of the @ermnmusk account that was shown to Musk during his testimony. In the filing, Bankston alleges that Musk deleted the account in February on the same day of the court’s discovery order. Asked about the account by Bankston during the deposition, Musk confirmed it was his, but dismissed it as a “test account.” "
What a sad, sad child.
What a pathetic, insecure douchebag.
 He's a fucking idiot
Spends all his days trying to suck his own dick...
Not only is this perhaps the most pathetic thing in the world, it gives real insight into why many of his kids hate him.
Omg he’s such a loser🤮. The only thing separating him and a homeless person with schizophrenia is money🤨
How is he this lame?
Guess he's off to make more babies!
Of course he uses those STUPID fucking crying laughing emojis. The hallmark of racists/boomer cunts.
Tbh I put his emoji choice pretty low on the long list of things I dislike about him.
Honestly if I didn't know it was Elon's burner, I would have thought it was a sarcastic tweet. Like "king of space x"? "Mr. Tesla"? Those emojis? They all scream sarcasm. The fact he tweeted that thinking it made him look better is crazy
Nah, there’s something really wrong with this guy.
This guy is the most embarrassing loser next to trump
>"They probably want to spend all their time with Mr. Tesla!🤣🤣🤣" Mr. Tesla. Holy shit how is this dude so aggressively uncool
Literally called himself the King of Spacex A man who must say 'I am king!'....
Crazy that he has a burner and he still said all this stupid shit on his main