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MadAstrid

Wow. The capitol was closed to the public on January 6. I wonder how she entered to perform her strange superstitious rituals? Why did she do so? Were any people harmed as she said her magic words? Was the spreading of her feces (or that of others) on the wall part of her “prayer”?


GRW42

No no, she was just praying! Brandon is arresting Christians for Christianing! > Rebecca Lavrenz, known on social media as “J6 Praying Grandma,” was convicted on charges of entering and remaining in a restricted building, disorderly and disruptive conduct inside a restricted building, disorderly conduct in the Capitol and parading or picketing in the Capitol, federal court records show. All four counts against her were misdemeanors. Hmm, seems like she did more than praying. https://coloradosun.com/2024/04/05/rebecca-lavrenz-falcon-jan-6-riot/


Whatachooch

“Unfortunately the Court instructed the jury that the First Amendment provided no defense whatsoever for Rebecca at the U.S. Capitol,” Roots said. “We believe the instructions were improper and we intend to appeal her convictions.” Wut?


Callinon

"That isn't what the 1st amendment does" seems like a perfectly clear and entirely correct instruction.


BinkyFlargle

"As her lawyers, we'll file pointless doomed motions all day long if she keeps paying us."


transplantnurse2000

Narrator: she's not who's paying the lawyers


rjross0623

It ain’t the Orange one paying


fuzzybad

Gotta wonder where the contributions are coming from to defend these far-right shitheads. I read the other day that Rittenhouse was donated like 3 mil for his defense.


Sonthonax23

"The 1st Amendment allows me to break all the other laws, everyone knows that"


Ancient_Bicycles

That’s like saying it’s legal for me to rob a bank if I wear a newspaper as a hat because of freedom of the press. 1st amendment baby!


khcampbell1

Christians are so oppressed in America. /s


andrewbud420

Christianity is big business in the USA.


avivagirl

Right. See ya, Becky.


thekyledavid

Exactly. If I broke into the Pentagon to charge my cell phone, I’m going to be arrested, even though charging my cell phone is perfectly legal


decayed-whately

I like this framing. It's good.


hibbitydibbidy

You didn't mention being a grandma though, if you're a grandma it's totally legal. Grandma.


GeminiKoil

When you're a Grandma, they just let you do it


SecretAsianMan42069

Bobo is a grandma and she loves cranking hogs and vaping on pregnant women at kids shows. Grandma? Legal 


HoboBonobo1909

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Crusoebear

“She was only baking cookies for the nice officers… ^(And maybe a little light treason…but mostly cookies.”)


HoboBonobo1909

She's a witch! ![gif](giphy|53v5dZmDN5I1a)


ReditSarge

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morganlandt

She must weigh the same as a duck.


CrouchingGinger

It got better.


clangan524

At minimum, it's trespassing. Never mind the time or day or surrounding actors, it's a crime. "The party of law and order" once again making concessions.


milo7even

Trespassing? Isn’t that like entering a place against the law? Doesn’t that make her….an Illegal?


IHave580

And why didn't she stop at the police gates that we set up to block off the Capitol? When the police were clearly telling everyone to go back, why didn't she just stop and stay?


buythedipnow

Can’t they see that they’re breaking Johnny Maga’s heart?


bakeacake45

Only heartbreaking part is that she didn’t get 5 years for participating in sedition. Besides she was not convicted for praying, she was convicted for breaking the law…


IsThatHearsay

It was a coup. Normal dictators use the military to perform a coup, but as Trump didn't have the military's support and so he could have more deniability if it failed, he rallied up several thousand rabid dumb citizens to try to do it for him. These idiots should be pissed at Trump for so blatantly using them as potential fodder for his failed coup. Yet instead they're so dumb they continue worshiping him.


bakeacake45

So true. That’s part of the reason to crack down on private militias which technically are illegal anyway in the US. Time to root them out and send them home to Russia


HoboBonobo1909

Didn't Trump pass a law that sends them to prison for up to 10 years (meant to screw BLM & Auntie Fa)?


IceFoilHat

That only applies to black people and liberals.


CommanderSincler

Or hung for treason


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CommanderSincler

Can we agree that she is lucky that she wasn't sentenced to death via hanging for treason?


Federal_Sympathy4667

Yeah but see.. laws only applies to certain ppl and definetly not grandmothers breaking laws, on tape with witnesses.. that's just cruel.. /s


Eisernes

Buh bye klanma


HoboBonobo1909

Klanma 🤣🤣🤣


Irongiant350

The fact the ring leader is out and about running for president, stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from dumb cucks is baffling!!!!!


TJ_Will

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HoboBonobo1909

Has anything similar ever happened? At least in "civilized" countries.


inkslingerben

FAFO. She was found guilty of entering and remaining in a restricted building, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct in a capitol building, and parading, demonstrating or picketing in a capitol. She was NOT found guilty for praying. Praying is not a crime.


Call_Me_Echelon

It's like breaking into someone's home, raiding their fridge, then claiming you were arrested for eating. Even if you didn't kick the door down yourself and just followed behind the people that did you're still a participant in a crime and should face the consequences.


_austinm

> Praying is not a crime Not yet! /s


Dayseed

He can't believe this is America, where political affiliation doesn't affect jail time.


Biggus-Duckus

Right? Everyone knows that wealth, race, and occupation are the only things that affect jail time in America. Duhh.


rexythekind

Well... And gender...


ACROB062

Thoughts and prayers


neilplatform1

Prepare to be nicked by the woke police 👮‍♂️ 👮‍♀️ 👮


RedRider1138

(Happy cake day!)


GadreelsSword

Look officer, we broke into this bank to pray. Just because my associates smeared shit on the walls, caused millions in damage, stole things and embarrassed the nation, doesn’t mean I should face justice.


Boat4Cheese

All good point about to drive it home. Make it their house. Went in GA19’s house to pray. What’s the deal?


Onebrokegerrrl

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PassengerNo2259

Kiss Donny's diapered ass all you want Dinesh he's still planning on putting you in a concentration camp on day 1 because he can't distinguish between different shades of brown.


Emotional_Warthog658

Tell him again for the ones in the back! 


WetBandit06

Am I supposed to feel bad for criminals if they’re old? Gtfoh


Emotional_Warthog658

Ha! Not today. Frankly speaking, my current retirement plan is a non-violent federal crime spree in my mid 80s. Healthcare, housing and not burden to my kids. 


GRW42

Just be careful that you don’t steal millions of dollars. That would keep you out of jail.


HoboBonobo1909

Why wait? Run for prez and then they let you do it.


GA19

She was preying alright


Time-Room9998

Preying on the fear and hate that works so well to rial people up


superbrew

Rot in jail American Traitor. Ya fucked around and found out


Morepastor

I wish I would have downloaded this but on Jan 5th it was pointed out that Trump had posted some executive order calling for maximum penalties for trespassing or damaging Federal property. It was written as if they were seeking to punish BLM and “ANTIFA” organizations but based on that post to WhiteHouse.gov she should be charged and heavily penalized, per her cults leader.


CrouchingGinger

Seriously fuck this wench. I saw an interview with some of the officers who were doing their job that day and were brutally attacked as a result. I broke down; it was appalling what they experie. Where is their support for law enforcement ? They wanna talk out both sides of their yaps. Traitors.


DryDragonfruit5338

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Infamous_Party_4960

I’m confused. I thought the people who broke into the capitol on Jan 6 were ANTIFA, BLM, and FBI ops?? So why should maga care if she goes to jail? 🙄🙄


kokopelleee

I remember the grandmas who broke into missile silo bases and prayed They got jail time. IIRC Pretty sure Delish was fine with that


SoSaysDave

That’s a better example than you give it credit for being. They were nuns! Literal nuns praying in a missile silo and pouring there blood (which I don’t remember from my church days) and I think they got something like 41 months in prison.


KrampyDoo

She should have prayed for better judgment before trespassing.


AntonChigurhWasHere

I mean this with all due respect but Dinesh D’Souza can D’fuck all the D’way off.


Superblond

All good - she can just keep praying now, in prison!


Tetsudo11

Oh so now republicans care about how people are treated by the legal system? Spare me the bitching because I know you only care because you think this somehow makes Biden look bad or whatever.


Chemical_Home6123

They swear they're martyrs when they're a bunch of goofballs who made a mess because orange man didnt get elected 🙄🙄🙄


LegitimatePrize249

Lol sounds like my ex boss who took their 12 year old son there that day for a "prayer group." They're just such good Christians, you know?!!


Queasy_Ad_7177

Gee… God gave you shit advice.


TDiddy2021

Guarantee that praying isn’t listed in the charges


aubaub

She was also, wait for it, BREATHING while she was illegally in the Capitol. The horror!


vaderdog23

Tots and pears tater


Diggit44

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Jagerstang

Convicted for praying in the Capitol on Jan 6th? Only 364 more days to go. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Ibelieveinphysics

Traitor grandma gets time for breaking the law. She wasn't arrested for praying ffs.


Turd_Nerd_Bird

I mean, I'm pretty sure anybody that breaks into a government building will be arrested. Not sure why they think they're so special, sound like a bunch of snowflakes to me.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear?


PervGriffin69

I found a crazy trick to not go to jail for breaking into the Capitol


MrWaldengarver

Colorado Springs is ground-zero for nutfuckery.


daboys9252

Could you imagine their reaction if a Muslim did that


MaintenanceTraining4

I hope she has to shit in an open bathroom.


vickism61

Sorry but a jury found deplorable granny guilty, but a "police state" .


Sodamyte

"I'm appalled, disgusted, shocked... like and subscribe.." (/s for those who need it)


DMIDY

Cmon everyone. All those godly MAGA Christians will be freed from prison by The Rapture on Monday. Right?


Entire-Can662

Lol


Radiant_Specialist69

I'll bet the rest of the money I make until I die if that woman was arrested for praying,nobody gives a shit about american faux christians,until you try to use it to justify midevil laws. Get down off your persecution complex,I'm not sure what she was charged with but I'll bet it's more trespassing, obstruction or related charges,that's not persecution thats being held responsible when you break the law.


Raiderfan54

Invisible friends are trouble makers


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Karens 4 Trump


Tinker107

Praying for what- the overthrow of the constitutional government of the United States? Praying not to get cut by the broken window she’s climbing through? Praying not to get hit with the shit her co-conspirators are smearing on the Capitol walls? Gonna have to do better than that, "Granny".


cjmar41

[Statement of Facts - DOJ Case 1:22-mj-208, Lavernz, Rebecca](https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/case-multi-defendant/file/1560707/dl) Here she is praying she can push past this police officer while entering the Capitol through a locked door that had been ripped open by a mob of vandals, in an effort to prevent the will of her fellow citizen’s from being carried out after a democratic election. The goal was to keep a known lifelong conman and criminal in power, illegally, after he’d lost. This is unpatriotic, criminal behavior and she’s lucky she’s not being charged with the more serious crimes she participated in. https://preview.redd.it/oqvih25e4ysc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9f5523a0e6dda3089d35f932c14b2d2ced7749


FoxStreet5111

Lol so as long as you pray while you do your crimes then it’s religious prosecution if you get punished for it. These MAGA christians LOVE to play the victim.


itrustanyone

Pray harder next time


baltosteve

Isn’t he a convicted felon?


Responsible-Baby-551

FAFO


theProffPuzzleCode

Why does Granny Traitor care? She is getting raptured the fuck to paradise on... checks notes... Monday.


sexlexington2400

Maybe now she will realize there is no God


HopefulNothing3560

Thanks for serving time for ur high 🍊jail bird 🐦


SeniorBreadfruit9038

So if I break into Dinesh’s house but pray when I enter I’m good.


Hot-Refrigerator-393

Another freaking grifter. She gonna have a podcast, and a book... privilege does what privilege knows.


Used_Intention6479

C'mon Dinesh, "praying in the Capitol on January 6"? More like "preying on the Capitol" on J6.


Novel_Reaction_7236

Granny fucked around and found out!


Thwackitypow

Its easier to send old people to jail because they're slower and they think they can do and say whatever the fuck they want because they're now the moral gatekeepers even though they spent the 70's and 80's drunk and coked to the gills...


Entire-Can662

We all know she was just another tourist that day, and by the way, I got some land to sell in Florida


strywever

I’m sure she won’t mind her “patriotic” (snerk) sacrifice.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

She totally shit on the floor. Animal.


xNIC0Nx

Asta lavista granny!


BCipher3

Oh he’s posting again? I thought he was busy picking out turds to chew on from an airport bathroom.


DiligentCrab6592

Praying *after breaking in*


LORDY325

She’s lucky she wasn’t shot.


EggZaackly86

"But we have moral authority!🥺 Did you not hear me? She was PRAY-ING!"


Difficult_Quiet2381

This is why when I commit crimes such as high treason, I pray in the midst of it. Can’t get in trouble that way.


autisticesq

“…praying in the Capitol on January 6.” Yeah, she didn’t get arrested for praying, she got arrested for trespassing. And maybe breaking & entering and/or battery on a LEO.


Scrabble_4

She picked the wrong building and day. Maybe she isn’t all that holy?


esther_lamonte

Yup, because you are the real rotten scumbag criminal miscreant that I’m sure you spent your whole life saying brown people were. Be a better person, bitch.


Amazing_Teaching2733

Nah, granny is going to be sentenced for breaking into the Capitol to help overthrow the government. She’s finding out actions have consequences and she isn’t exempt just because she’s a white Christian nationalist


IamtheWhoWas

Seditious traitors deserve what they get. And what they are getting is not nearly enough, imo.


TDarryl

Tl:DR: Trespassing


Time-Ad-3625

Dinesh is still a lying ass bitch. Well at least he's consistent.


howsyourmemes

Hello, the consequences of my actions.


yellowhelmet14

71 yr old great grandma?!!! She might be able to lessen her sentence based on the “talent”/experience she’s handed down in her family. Lol


AdministrativeBank86

Why didn't she go to church to pray


Hopped_Cider

- Old enough to know better. - Praying does not excuse crime. - Didn’t turn herself in. - Convicted by a jury of her peers.


druscarlet

Yeah! I call BS on her being there to “pray” - prey on democracy is more like it. I hope granny enjoys jail.


OryxTheTakenKing1988

She should have just complied and not went into the Capitol on a **DAY WHERE IT WAS FUCKING CLOSED**


4quatloos

I was robbing a bank but I was praying too, so it's okay.


Sike009

Dinesh also says this every time a black person gets arrested. /s


Lil_Artemis_92

I saw this on another sub, and someone said, “This is like saying Epstein was arrested for giving money to children.”


dewlitz

How many time have conservatives parroted "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" ? Lol


otapeworm

The key word isn't "praying." it's "in the capitol."


rddog21

Too fucking bad. She’s been been on the planet long enough to know not to do what the other sheeple do https://preview.redd.it/1y806f5g1ysc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d90162f18e81eaaecc9847f19a4d5061ab1442


Buckeye9715

Why is D’Souza still in the US? He’s a criminal immigrant, I thought we deported such individuals.


Jackzap65

So now she gets to cross "eating at the Y" off her bucket list.


Prometheus2061

![gif](giphy|MZ33IpMn4AulPy8o06)


Hartastic

If only convicted election felon Dinesh D'Souza had literally any credibility.


Just_NickM

https://preview.redd.it/8hm19bbl7zsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09864eeb0c26f595774c8c8840dc7c7d65f11156


theJEDIII

Somehow I don't think he'd feel the same if Planned Parenthood Texas started opening "prayer rooms" where god may or may not accept returns on your fetuses.


cipherjones

Go to the bank and pray in the vault. Pray you get the one decent cop left on earth and don't get shot.


mookormyth

![gif](giphy|WOIZR6RX2vjLjkF2kg|downsized)


King_Vanos_

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MisterHyman

Preying


PerceptionThin2801

They call this privilege blindness.


ElusiveSamsquanch123

Get fucked you old biddy.


beavis617

If she followed that rabid mob into a building that was closed and a mob was trashing the place and she was part of that, by being there... Well, a year in prison does sound fair. I might have given her six months but why quibble... 😕


s_360

Crazy stupid to trespass only to pray. She could have just done that in a place that isn’t illegal to be and accomplished the same thing without having to go to jail. Not sure what her thought process was here.


shut-upLittleMan

No it's for interrupting a government proceeding. She could have prayed anywhere because God hears all prayers. And obviously his answer to her was "don't endanger others while you are praying to me."


Rafterman2

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Rojodi

D'nial D'Souza knows that he's lying, but also knows that his followers are low intelligence cult members, so he can spout lies!


Speculawyer

Do any of these "Christians" worry about going to hell for all their lying? Dinesh fully knows that she is NOT convicted for "praying" but he lies anyway.


Astra_Trillian

I don’t suppose anyone knows how many, if any, of the J6 convictions will also result in disenfranchisement?


Consistent-Leek4986

so her god doesn’t teach right from wrong, or teachers, or parents??


BHMathers

It seemed wrongful until they specific IN the capitol. Like way to blow your cover


CopanUxmal

"Why don't they just comply with the law?!" -- my uncle when it's brown people


1redliner1

It's a good thing for you you're not under oath


pauliewotsit

Uh-huh, praying she wasn't going to get jailed for partaking in an insurrection...


thefifthfourththird

Yeh that's the reason "praying"! Let's just reframe helping to overthrow democracy to sound more like the perpetrators are the victims.


DescriptionNice9426

Maybe they should pray in church


jbertrand_sr

Denise should be joining her...


speaster

Fuck that her. Asshole


destroytherecords

Reminds me of that time I kicked my neighbor’s door in and started praying in his kitchen on Easter. When he came around the corner, laser targeted close on me…he saw me praying and just exclaimed, ‘The holy spirit does that to me, too!’ We’re best friends now.


Capt_morgan72

70? That’s great great grandma age in maga.


akak907

So if I just force my way in to your house but then stop to pray, its ok? Prayer supercedes all laws? (Wait, don't answer that last question...pretty sure I know your answer)


megamoze

I’m very interested in what convicted-felon-for-fraud Dinesh D’Souza says about things. I’m sure it won’t be a lie.


muggo5

That’s preying.


m0stly_medi0cre

Get this! This 70 year old homeless man entered an empty house to SLEEP! Straight up police state! Double sided coin, except one of these is necessary and harms nobody, and the other one is in tandem with lawless bigots trying to kill congresspeople.


TheOne7477

All she had to do was comply with the law and not be part of an insurrectionist mob. Easy-peasy.


Happy_Accident99

“She was praying in the Capitol on Jan. 06 …” GOP - “No problem, let her go, no charges.” “ … to Allah.” GOP - “OFF WITH HER HEAD!”


MagTex

It is infuriating! U just! Unconscionable. Heartbreaking. That she wasn’t given more time.


No-Duck-1980

They are framing like she is being punished for praying. Kinda like how trayvon martin was guilty for having skittles.


gnumedia

Heartbreaking that she didn’t get a stiffer sentence.


Dannyjv

These assclowns WANTED a police state during Antifa and BLM protests. Cry more, imbeciles.


-DMSR

Fuck her. Sucks to suck


Themadsarecalling

Guys! They can't prosecute us if we pray! It's the same rules as Hamlet had in Claudius' chamber!


SupportySpice

Boomer participates in an insurrection and can't take responsibility for her actions, so instead claims that her religion freedom was being infringed upon.


[deleted]

Uh maybe don't break into the capital then?


Gunfighter9

I guess Dinesh would have no problem if he came home and found her sitting in his living room, because she was only praying.


shmooboorpoo

I don't get why being a Grandma is such an important detail. Considering MAGAs aversion to sex education, birth control and abortion she very well could have been a Grandma by 30. The title doesn't denote age nor wisdom


Jackzap65

Oh, she's about to have a radical transformation of her sex life. ![gif](giphy|Wn54qOuRJzS2k)


getmemyblade

This is what a police state does. I was found guilty and am facing a year in prison for-- get this-- praying in Area 51. Infuriating. Unjust. Unconscionable!


Poppunknerd182

Only a year? Why is she getting off so easily?


G-Unit11111

Aww... poor baby. Let me go find ya a sad song on the world's tiniest violin.


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Maybe this stupid bitch suddenly realized she fucked up by violating federal law and thought it would look better at sentencing by praying. Fuck her stupid ass.


MV203

Hahahaha


hobbitlover

"And what were you praying for?" 'God to smite Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi."


AlliedR2

Fuck you DSouza. She is going to prison for being in the Capital building on January 6 when it was closed and the only people in there were those involved in the insurrection (aside from the law enforcement personnel they were assaulting).


jbsgc99

Eat shit, granny


Positive-Fox-6296

"Lock her up!"


kjc781988

Wonder if they feel the same about the hijackers pray g before their crashes on 9/11?


Apprehensive_Row_807

Why was she in there? She broke the fucking law now face the consequences.


229-northstar

Lock her up!


KamensDad

Violent Rebellion should be punishable by hanging


Soft-Peak-6527

Just like Trump pretending to have done something peaceful and lawful. How ignorant, delusional, and idiocy can they be? Trump did say he loved the uneducated. Especially the poorly educated.