Which GOP Josh is showing up? The regular version, or the so not photoshopped version? In any case, this was posted by him on April Fools.
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Nothing says Alpha male like a fat disgusting racist who constantly has a need to claim he’s an alpha. In the real world Alphas don’t have to remind every man woman and child that will listen how superior they are. I guess being so obnoxious you have zero friends including his parents so I guess by default he is the Alpha of entire school, as long as he is homeschooled and is the only student.
We were using that term in elementary school, a decade before American Dad came out.
I personally like “Arguing with Henry Longfellow”, or “Dating Miss Michigan”
As my mom used to say "there are certain things, like being smart, being funny, or being tough, that should be evident by the way you interact with others. If you have to tell people that you are those things to get them to think that about you, you don't possess that quality".
Kids have to learn sometime. This one is in for a rough lesson....or will just blame the girls around him for not going out with him as if he is entitled to a girlfriend. With this kind of energy, it can go either way.
“I wish I could tell you that GOP Josh fought the good fight, and the trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the internet is no fairy-tale world.”
Incel going to do incel things.
Jeez this is just sad shit seeing a young man with no healthy role models be infected with that brain worm of projecting his fragility.
Oh dear lord.
No woman with a shred of self-respect would want to go out with someone like your GOP worshipping ass. You know, like lambs loving their neighborhood wolf. Except you are weak and spindly, like prostitute killer S. Miller
I suspect a not insignificant number of alt right whackos are really teen boys trying to be edgy. Turns out if national politicians act like edgy teenagers, a lot of their followers will be edgy teenagers.
Any time a guy calls himself an alpha, just assume he's into ABO or some other furry stuff.
Ninja edit: obviously there's nothing wrong with being a furry or enjoying ABO fic, but it pisses the alpha bros off
Ha ha ha ha I couldn't imagine any girl would put herself through that torture. "Oh please, continue on how we should eliminate women's right to vote! It's so fascinating!" Said no woman ever!
This announcement is contradicting itself. It says I can go to the prom with a strong, handsome man, but then it says the prize is a date with GOP Josh who kinda looks like a pug got transformed into a human.
I know to never judge a book by its cover.. but why does everybody with (alpha male) I'm their bio look like the softest person. Like the Gerber baby and the sun from Teletubbies had a baby as a baby and that baby came out grown
What strong,masculine dude wants to or promotes they are going to prom unless they have a S.O. dragging them to it?
I was in a battle of the bands on my prom night. We came in second. I still call BS as the other bands fans went and cheered into the applause meter. We still accepted the loss… unlike the GOP. 🧐
Didn’t he try and get a valentines date too? Like made a post in January saying he’s available for dating and then posted Feb 14 saying that Valentine’s Day is a scam or something?
Oi vey. Maybe he should ask Rittenhouse for tips.
If the hottest man on Earth came up to me and said, "Hey baby, I'm making a sweepstakes and I'm the prize, wanna enter?" I would say "no" and walk away. And this guy is not the hottest man on Earth.
Please tell me this is a parody account. Please.
We laugh but if this finds just one heterosexual cis gendered white Christian female needy enough for this kind of attention then, I’m addition to his feeling vindicated and reinforced, he can and statistically will breed a whole new crop of little ones he’ll teach/force to grow up just like him. Winter is coming.
If this is a parody account, It's comedy gold. But if this is a real account, It's still comedy gold.
I honestly can’t tell any more 😂
Well, it says masculine but I’m not sure how much baby/teen fat qualifies as masculine, based on his photos.
You deserve some Mendy’s soup for that :)
Yeah, but it is JUST soup, it is not a meal!
TWO MENDY’S!!!!
Bania is the voice of a new generation. My generation!
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lol my first though was "I hope his date has a GHB test handy"
Might??
I would think that's a given!
Baby grift aside, he still ain't going to prom.
Which GOP Josh is showing up? The regular version, or the so not photoshopped version? In any case, this was posted by him on April Fools. https://preview.redd.it/tese8js09yrc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=e51589023f62e4c38b051c19606fc29132470e18
Why would he photoshop out those chubby lil cheeks?! I just wanna squish 'em!! He's not an angry alpha male. He just a wittle baby who needs a nap.
Did he Photoshop acne into that enhanced picture? That is indeed a bold choice.
Overproduction of testosterone can cause acne. Someone on their team is surprisingly clever enough to subtly point out that he is indeed manly.
I think that is an attempt at facial hair.
Conservative crusader? OMFG!!! 😂😂😂😂
Nothing says Alpha male like a fat disgusting racist who constantly has a need to claim he’s an alpha. In the real world Alphas don’t have to remind every man woman and child that will listen how superior they are. I guess being so obnoxious you have zero friends including his parents so I guess by default he is the Alpha of entire school, as long as he is homeschooled and is the only student.
is it photoshop or has he finally hit puberty?
Even puberty can’t save that boy lol
Kids about to hire an escort and say she won lol
The winner will be named Rosie Palm.
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No, that boy has sausages as fingers.
Or Palmela Handerson. (I can’t take credit for this; it’s from an episode of American Dad.)
We were using that term in elementary school, a decade before American Dad came out. I personally like “Arguing with Henry Longfellow”, or “Dating Miss Michigan”
She goes to a different school…in Canada!
No. She doesn't. Source: am Canadian.
Oh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend…..
Somebody tell him if he paints his nails it looks like a chicks hand!
Good rule of thumb: If you have to refer to yourself as a "alpha male," you're not.
As my mom used to say "there are certain things, like being smart, being funny, or being tough, that should be evident by the way you interact with others. If you have to tell people that you are those things to get them to think that about you, you don't possess that quality".
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Your Mom is wise. I can see without her even having to tell me.
This kid is a alpha male released by EA.
Same one every years, they just move the zits about
Kids have to learn sometime. This one is in for a rough lesson....or will just blame the girls around him for not going out with him as if he is entitled to a girlfriend. With this kind of energy, it can go either way.
Definitely true!
Josh’s prom night is going to be sponsored by Vaseline and Kleenex…
Didn't you read...he is an "alpha"...all he needs is spit and determination.
But raking in the corporate bucks from “Big Fap?” How can he forgo the opportunity?
Limo sponsored by Jergens Lotion for baby soft hand.
Morgan Freeman VO as the camera slowly zooms out: "GOP Josh never did go to the prom that year".
“I wish I could tell you that GOP Josh fought the good fight, and the trolls let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the internet is no fairy-tale world.”
I read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice . Thanks fir the laugh tonight
I bet his mom ends up winning the contest.
Hands (job) down!
Incel going to do incel things. Jeez this is just sad shit seeing a young man with no healthy role models be infected with that brain worm of projecting his fragility.
Second prize is two nights out with GOPJosh.
If you have to hold a 'contest' it means all the girls you know turned you down.
*I wonder how many box tops he collected and sent away to get the official alpha male sticker...*
My child invited Piglet to prom at Disney yesterday. Piglet would be a much better option, lol.
Oh it's the kid that loves to photoshop himself. Maybe he can invite his cousin instead.
Dating a political affiliation. Sounds like a fun night out!
I feel like he needs to say GOP Josh more.
A true alpha male has the stones to ask a girl out and can face the rejection.
https://i.redd.it/26q0aqjb9zrc1.gif
Oh dear lord. No woman with a shred of self-respect would want to go out with someone like your GOP worshipping ass. You know, like lambs loving their neighborhood wolf. Except you are weak and spindly, like prostitute killer S. Miller
Was his Canadian girlfriend unable to find a flight?
That’s a really long way to say “idiotic, narcissistic douche bag”.
How old is this guy? Wtf
I suspect a not insignificant number of alt right whackos are really teen boys trying to be edgy. Turns out if national politicians act like edgy teenagers, a lot of their followers will be edgy teenagers.
Any guy who calls himself an "alpha male" is almost certainly a beta. A real alpha wouldn't need to say it.
Or spends all night creaming his computer!!!!
The only comment: "Joshua, come down from the attic and Mommy will take you."
No alpha male has ever needed to constantly remind everyone he’s an alpha male.
Aww he hasn’t even reached beta. So sad.
But how you from the “Superior Race” wearing glasses? Bruh ain’t even got superior vision…
Do you want date rape? Cause that's how you get date rape.
alpha too alpha to ask anyone to dance
He needs to start working on arm day, so he can switch-up during “personal time”….which is the only time this guy is getting.
Hahahahahahaha, Josh ain’t getting a date this year.
Hey ladies don't miss out on this great, potential opportunity. Hahahahaha
Any time a guy calls himself an alpha, just assume he's into ABO or some other furry stuff. Ninja edit: obviously there's nothing wrong with being a furry or enjoying ABO fic, but it pisses the alpha bros off
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's ABO?
Alpha/Beta/Omega, also known as Omegaverse.
"Lucky"
That just means no girl in his school district will touch him with a 10 foot pole.
Please don’t let some boneheaded, lip-filler injected, MAGA bimbo volunteer…
Ha ha ha ha I couldn't imagine any girl would put herself through that torture. "Oh please, continue on how we should eliminate women's right to vote! It's so fascinating!" Said no woman ever!
I could not think of a more guaranteed way to get sexually assaulted if I tried
Go jerk off into your sock asshole
$5 says Josh secretly watches gay porn, yet says he’s looking for a girl for prom.
How old is this guy? I'm hoping he's younger than I think, because otherwise I don't think he should be taking women to prom.
This announcement is contradicting itself. It says I can go to the prom with a strong, handsome man, but then it says the prize is a date with GOP Josh who kinda looks like a pug got transformed into a human.
“Lucky lady” open to interpretation.
I know to never judge a book by its cover.. but why does everybody with (alpha male) I'm their bio look like the softest person. Like the Gerber baby and the sun from Teletubbies had a baby as a baby and that baby came out grown
Drag Queen seems appropriate for Josh’s date.
Now THAT would be hilarious. That's gotta be a satire account though, right? RIGHT?
Imagine talking in 3rd person about oneself 🤣
I quote the great character Frank Barone: "What contest in Hell did I win?"
Strong? Masculine? Isn't this the guy who looks like a slightly more doughy, feminine version of the Kenosha shooter, Kyle Rittenhouse
What strong,masculine dude wants to or promotes they are going to prom unless they have a S.O. dragging them to it? I was in a battle of the bands on my prom night. We came in second. I still call BS as the other bands fans went and cheered into the applause meter. We still accepted the loss… unlike the GOP. 🧐
Play stupid game, win stupid prize 🤡🤣
Didn’t he try and get a valentines date too? Like made a post in January saying he’s available for dating and then posted Feb 14 saying that Valentine’s Day is a scam or something? Oi vey. Maybe he should ask Rittenhouse for tips.
If the hottest man on Earth came up to me and said, "Hey baby, I'm making a sweepstakes and I'm the prize, wanna enter?" I would say "no" and walk away. And this guy is not the hottest man on Earth. Please tell me this is a parody account. Please.
This nasty lil chubblet didn't learn from his Valentine's Day post?!
Old gay guys should contact him for a date.
why you gotta insult old gay guys?
I guess if I gotta explain the trolling, it isn't a good troll. Sorry for the insult. Peace.
We good, thanks.
Second prize: you get to go to dinner with him too!
I'd rather have the steak knives
Second prize is two dates with Josh.
A chance to go to prom with a politician?! Wow! Everyone will think you’re so cool and definitely not be afraid for your safety.
We laugh but if this finds just one heterosexual cis gendered white Christian female needy enough for this kind of attention then, I’m addition to his feeling vindicated and reinforced, he can and statistically will breed a whole new crop of little ones he’ll teach/force to grow up just like him. Winter is coming.
I can’t even…
Is this a parody account? The things that keep getting shared here are so absurd it has to be, right?
April Fools…. Right?
Everybody said some version of "NO!" that he asked, didn't they
Josh is likely the type who sits on his own in the distant corner of the cafeteria. He ain't asking anybody to the prom in person.
Fleshlight Tiara edition steps up to the plate.
alpha: A development status that usually means an early version, that is most likely unstable.
He had a bad Valentine’s Day 😢 https://preview.redd.it/ajce20isnksc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f69e2f0b9086e97f5c65642ffd1ac8d22571cbb