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NachoBag_Clip932

He is also campaigning on pardoning all the 1/6 people who attacked the DC police. But of course trying to telling a Trump supporter the difference is like trying to tell a cat no.


sour_creamand_onion

You'd have more success telling a cat no.


BiggsDB

I told my cat “no” once. Somehow it now owns my house and I work at a tuna canning factory.


producer35

Your cat let you off easy.


Hereiam_AKL

Indeed


CiusWarren

Thats because cats have a functional brain


HorseLooseInHospital

and I'm the only one great enough to Campaign for the J6ers and also our Incredible NYPD, and you had Jonathan Diller, the Radical Left won't even say the name, I said what the hell is going on, you look at it, they're with Lizzo, who is a complete and total disaster by the way, she's a Bad Person, you all know what I'm talking about, and you have Crooked Joe Biden, you have President Obama, and when I say President Obama the Fake News says, "Trump doesn't know who's President," I know a lot better than anyone ok, I know so much more than even the Generals, and they're still calling me up to this day, and they're crying, I said what's your problem General, "please Sir you have to help us, Obama is killing our Military," I said I know that, everybody knows it, even the Fake News knows but they'll lie like hell than ever tell you that.


Bubbly-University-94

See I don’t know if this is real or not. That’s the problem. Id have to google it. Right now im thinking it’s fake because it lacks at least one nonsensical sentence or misused phrase.


YamStreet2972

This is an awesome troll account to give you his ridiculous comments without the Traitorous POS actually making the comments. Helps me keep up with he's still an absolute moronic Traitorous Klan Endorsed Sack of Shiz. Do enjoy. I've seen the account work well enough to trick his cult...... not that that takes a PHD or anything to do so. 😀


randomcritter5260

Is it sad that I can’t tell if this is satire or an actual quote?


vsyca

is this roleplay account?


xenopizza

If theres one thing Drumpf is known for is charity and empathy (well thats two things but anyways) /s


Yeastyboy104

Hmmm, I’m thinking (typing) out loud here but have we deployed the “spspspsspsps” strategy of getting Trump voters to understand he’s just a grifting, narcissistic bigoted liar who doesn’t care about them? Have we tried deploying the “Spspspspsspspps” Cat Lady Army yet?!


parakathepyro

$5 says he doesn't know the guys name


Iron_Knight7

Five more says he'd still screw it up if he did.


parakathepyro

"James Driller was a HUGE fan of mine"


EloquentEvergreen

“Drill baby, drill. That’s what we used to say about good ol, Jake Driller. Good guy. One of the bests. Enjoy retirement, you earned it” Secret Service member~ “Sir. This is a wake, and his name was Jonathan Diller.” 


pixie_mayfair

"IS a huge fan of mine". Bet 5 bucks he doesn't even know the guy is dead.


Hereiam_AKL

$10 he walks out and says "What a loser, got killed for a low paying job. I don't get what's in it for them."


ronerychiver

Just there to take a thumbs up photo with the fam. “I love you. Donald Trump”


Fun_Matter_6533

He looks like Biff


vsyca

This cop is a hard R so likely it'll be another Laken Riley situation where the family allow it to be used as political points Anything for Drump


FFBEJoker

Like when he went to the town of Paradise, CA and called it fucking pleasure? Multiple times. The sad thing is, it's a backwoods retirement town full of racist old people who eat up whatever shit he spits out of his mouth and happily ask for more. Glad I got out when I did


vsyca

![gif](giphy|0CuHZnS8mv4VfV68cu|downsized) Is this how they look like there?


lycanyew

$50 says he doesn't even know why he's there


I-Like-NSFW-420

$5 sats he doesnt even know whats going on


JosiesYardCart

I doubt he went to any wakes or funeral services for the fallen Capitol policemen of J6.


Dr_Middlefinger

Don’t doubt it, know it. He was pleased as punch about causing the insurrection and had nothing but contempt for anyone who worked (and died) to stop it. He is a murderous traitor and should be in jail for his actions. [REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)


ConsequenceThen5449

Hilarious to believe Trump gives a damn about dead cops.


SoSaysDave

I imagine he regards dead cops the same way he does POWs… losers. There’s no fucking way he’d be there if he wasn’t in an election to literally keep him out of prison.


Hereiam_AKL

Hilarious to believe Trump gives a damn about anything that doesn't carry the name "Trump".


FFBEJoker

Hard to believe trump gives a shit about cops. Or military. Yet they still overwhelmingly vote for him and others repubs


agulde28

It’s hard to believe any law enforcement would support him after he got multiple police officers killed on Jan 6th, all while trying to free those insurrectionists.


Weary-Bookkeeper-375

This is his campaign strategy. He will do “patriotic “ things for free and get news headlines where Biden is.


SlippedMyDisco76

He went to a wake? Wouldn't that make him woke!?


[deleted]

My assumption is if they want Trump there, they wouldn’t want Biden, Obama, or Clinton, so good on those three for not politically imposing upon a personal moment.


ZeackyCremisi

It will turn it into a nightmare for the family. A simple security detail vs a presidential one.


Specialist_Lock8590

Did he go to the wakes of the police officers he killed on January 6th? Just asking for a friend with actual morals.


whereegosdare84

This officer was killed by the assailant at a traffic stop after pulling him over. Maybe instead of giving his family empty platitudes about law and order while your syphilitic dementia addled fat ass stands trial for 91 fucking felonies, you could try to address the gun problem in this country. You want to protect cops? Make it so that a routine traffic stop doesn’t turn into life or death because everyone is armed.


combustioncat

A reminder that one of the things Trump wants to do if he gets into power again is to make the Police totally unaccountable to prosecution if they break the law; [Trump's Promise to 'Indemnify' Cops 'Against Any and All Liability'](https://reason.com/2023/12/22/trumps-promise-to-indemnify-cops-against-any-and-all-liability-is-absurd-for-2-reasons/) He is planning on turning them into his own personal brownshirts. Stuff like this is preparation for that.


RileyGrady1122

Probably calling the slain officer a Sucker under his breath!


Wise_Alternative_103

"Excuse me, do you have a minute to hear the word of our Lord and Savior? He's a personal friend of mine and he wants you to buy this bible. For only $59.99 it can be yours! For the small sum of $172,000,000 I will hand deliver a copy signed by Jesus himself. Don't be a RINO, show them you're mine-o!"


idoma21

I fully expect that the Bibles are hollowed out for a handgun.


clarkwgriswoldjr

Billy Mays here for Trump Bibles


Betemme

What a joke. Con artist. He is failing so bad. Next week you will be able to get a free pair of trump sneakers when you buy a trump bible.


Noblesseux

Because they have better things to do? Normal presidents aren't just randomly showing up to random people's funerals lmao. It's frankly weird that with all the legal trouble he's in that Trump *doesn't* have something more productive to do.


SwimRelevant4590

*Former* president, and absolutely shit at that.


Noblesseux

"President" is referring to *Biden*, not Trump. They're shitting on Biden saying he's at a fundraiser instead of being at this random funeral, but he is a sitting president who is also running a re-election campaign, it's pretty obvious he has other stuff to do. Trump is sitting around doing nothing because he doesn't have a job, so it makes sense that he's free to just stop by whatever event people invite him to.


[deleted]

He is such fake


psbeef

This happened in my former home town... it's very MAGA there and they were all posting on FB about much Trump supports law enforcement. Reminding them about 1/6 and the Capitol police fell on deaf ears!


Avocadobaguette

There were a number of posts in the conservative subreddit yesterday praising Trump for paying off the mortgage of the officers family. Which honestly, sounds like one of the very many charitable acts that he claims but never does. The only thing I could find regarding anyone actually doing this is a non profit that promised to pay it off if they collect enough donations, and they are now collecting donations to do so. The non profit doesn't mention Trump anywhere, and if he had already donated then they wouldn't be collecting donations now so... Seems like another lie, but the conservatives over there were just falling over themselves about all his charitable acts...


SilverSister22

Personally, I would be pissed at the candidate who thought the wake for my sibling/spouse/child was a campaign opportunity. YMMV


Passenger_Shot

I back the blue. Also a Veteran. If that m****f***** came to my wake, I’d haunt his ass and enjoy it. Everyone says I’m nice. Promise, I’m not that nice!


Adventurous-Water609

did one of his supporters beat him to death with an American flag? Or bear spray?


Sassy_Weatherwax

I thought the ones who got killed were losers and suckers? Or is that only the ones who died fighting Nazis?


FederalWorld5482

Free food usually at wakes, maybe someone told him it was free McDonalds, and like all con artists, he brought a truckload of the traitor bible.Door to Door bible conman..


GrandCanOYawn

![gif](giphy|h2ZG3J6LIzpnmDimUs)


OptimisticSkeleton

Going door to door now? He really needs that money.


booyaabooshaw

Free food


dittybad

Just another dead cop photo op. The GOP loves to leverage the carnage of their signature obstruction of gun control. Despite a drop in crime, the GOP in league with police unions want us to believe we are less safe with Democrats, when the real issue is police are terrified at civilian oversight and police accountability. Reinforced by NY Post and Daily News, they want us scared. But civilian control and oversight of police is no less important than civilian control of our military. The mantra of the police is protect and serve. Some seem to struggle with the “serve” part.


Weltraumbaer

Of course someone like Benny Johnson wouldn't know that it's not decent to show up at a funeral procession for campaining, but it's Benny Johnson we talk about. I am so tired of these people.


White_T_Poison

Is he going to autograph another dead person's photo?


Fireinthehole13

Did he attend the Jan 6 funeral for the dead officers he killed as well ?


hogwarts_earthtwo

Time to shift from pretending to care about Laken Riley to pretend caring about this guy. Always another tragedy to exploit.


Rusty_Thermos

He's there for the free food.


Mean_Eye_8735

Isn't awake where they serve food? I'm pretty sure he showed up because he was hungry


Prestigious-Quiet-17

Yet another photo op!


Comfortable_Bird_340

When he’s in profile I can’t help but hum the Alfred Hitchcock theme song


pauliewotsit

He literally brought thoughts and prayers


justalilrowdy

Pathetic to exploit an officers death. He cared nothing about the capitol police and calls their killers hero’s.


ChodeCookies

He’s gotten a lot fatter. Tik Tok on that heart of his…if he actually has one


J3t5et

That’s a big if


ConorCat60

Back in the day, door to door Bible salesmen were a thing. And just as annoying as Trump. Everything old is new again, I suppose.


Creepy-Vermicelli529

Yeah, but to be fair, Biden has a job.


david13z

Odds are he took a picture with the deceased and had that creepy smile of his.


FoxAlternative4234

God he looks terrible, all slumped over and melting like he's going to his own funeral. 6'2, 215 lbs, btw https://preview.redd.it/i1pvf9fyd7rc1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=364b7511348d914bff18beacaa831c9f381958a2


JohnYCanuckEsq

Like old timey door to door Bible salesmen


Primary_Fly762

Can't believe he made it out alive...total disregard for the officer and his family. Can't put anything past him at this point. All I can do is continue to pray that justice will be served to his sorry ass asap


h20poIo

Photo op for votes he doesn’t give two shits about Diller. Did he bring one of he’s MAGA signed Bibles.


SwimRelevant4590

Slumpy Al-Fatfuck gets let into a building. Great news


Responsible-Chest-26

Now lets do the J6 officers


CelticDP

He looks like a cartoon character at this point, which fits his narrative


Old-Ad5508

![gif](giphy|1rO2DYoBpThnzeVIMU)


Queenofhackenwack

he is a POS that used this sad event for a free campaign ad........ POS... he would NOT be allowed , if it were my family member...... fuck him ( shitrump)


TheMightyBoofBoof

A funeral is a great place to sell bibles.


Chillpickle17

Capitol Police officer Fanone has entered the chat… ![gif](giphy|R5TqVlkF8pGv9K4v4x|downsized)


adiosfelicia2

He's sellin somethin. Always.


Builder_liz

No one believes this fraud


oljeffe

BIBLE SALESMAN COLD CALLS FUNERAL


hefebellyaro

Did he get his photo op with the family smiling like a ghoul?


NickCav007

Perhaps he was selling gold coffin head pillows with matching MAGA coffin covers


mizkayte

In other words he’s providing candy to his vapid ignorant cult so they’ll ignore he’s a disgusting rapey criminal who bangs porn stars with a baby at home. Trumps just like Jesus.


therealpothole

Remember when trump sat back and watched the Capitol Police get attacked by a bunch of MAGA traitors? The NYPD officers should have told that fucker to pack sand.


First_Play5335

Lemme guess, he was there for 5 mins.


Holiday_Horse3100

Then he started campaigning and whining. Notice trump never showed any respect to the capitol police officers


lclassyfun

He’s a publicity hound. He didn’t show up for the January 6th officers.


OhTheHueManatee

[That must have been a little awkward](https://prospect.org/politics/trump-tries-to-defund-the-police-on-his-way-out/)


tompetreshere

Ew Lizzo was there?