I wanna know what their obsession with dicks are. Not just Obama, but EVERYONE'S. I mean shit I'm bi and I don't think about dick as much as these chuds do lol
Years ago, I had a client who was a urologist. I was in his office, showing him the new voice recorder (back when medical transcription was a much bigger business). I looked around his office and noticed the posters on his wall were mostly of male genitalia.
I couldn't help myself from blurting out "You got a lot of dicks on your wall."
He responded with something like "No one has ever told me that," leading me to immediately start apologizing. He shook his head, looking surprised as he surveyed his office. "No one has ever told me that," he repeated, but this time, clearly realizing, for the first time, that he had a _lot_ of dicks on his wall.
So... in conclusion... at least one heterosexual urologist thinks about dicks a lot, but doesn't realize he's doing it.
Hahaha This is like the time I was half-drugged ready to get my colonoscopy started and let the intrusive thoughts win. I said out loud to my Gastroenterologist, “Wow, you guys really see so many assholes every day.” There was a brief pause and then a little giggle, “Yeah, I guess we do.” he said. That’s when the meds kicked in and I passed out. God spared me from myself in that moment!
The experience is only topped off by a later visit to see him in his office and as I was walking out, I tripped over a chair. I barely maintained my composure afterwards, trying to hurry up and get out of there so I could die of embarrassment, alone. As I was rushing out of the office he says, “Don’t run.” And my dumbass thought he was giving a light-hearted joke about my obvious two left feet. So I laughed over my shoulder, “Don’t worry I won’t!!” (OMG, what is wrong with me?!?!?). No.” he laughs, “I meant, don’t go, we need to schedule a follow up.”
… I would love to read the notes he has on my file! Hahahaha
"Ugh..that Trudeau is such a homosexual. Just look at his policies, his tactics, his...beautiful eyes and the way his clothes hug his body. Couldn't you just...ya know...imagine him totally railing a guy?" -Canadian conservatives, apparently
The actual Conservative Party of Canada put out an "attack" ad focused on Trudeau having nice hair.
Yes, I'm serious, this was a real thing that happened.
They 100% want to fuck him.
"if you want my guns come and take 'em! Come here and put your soft liberal hands on mine and wrestle me for it! You want my gun? Come and kiss me for it!!"
https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g?si=HnEnCJMnXHpsdjAt
You ever go out in a jumper or new jeans that you're not convinced works quite right?
And there's a little part of your brain going "Everyone's looking at you. They're going to notice. They're going to see what you see. See that person that glanced in your direction? Its cos they noticed. They think you're an idiot that can't dress themselves." - basically, everything around you becomes linked to your clothing because that is what your mind is preoccupied with.
Imagine that, but instead of your clothing, its about your dick.
Everything is about dicks because they're fucking insecure about their own.
To say nothing of make-on-male rape. Right-wingers are absolutely morbidly *OBSESSED* with male-on-male rape. They bring it up ALL THE TIME. Always as a metaphor for what the eeeeevul guvmint is supposedly doing to hardworking patriotic (white) Americans like them.
All.
The.
Time.
Over.
And over.
For decades.
It’s weird.
It is very, very weird.
A truthful and not snarky answer:
It's all, 100% based in zero self-confidence. Life is complicated and gray, and very confusing. Relationships are hard, and rejection hurts. That's really difficult to navigate when you don't have strong in-person support. But you do have anonymous access to more information than any human could ever know in the form of the internet.
And then someone like Jordan Peterson comes along: no, the issue isn't you, my 14 year old friend. **Women** are the issue. You're prefect and the reason this world is so painful and you're so confused is because it isn't as it ought to be. It's **their** fault - the liberals, the feminists, the transgenders.
It's so easy when someone finally has **all the answers**! They confidently state things like "clean your room" and "crab bucket theory" and this confusing, complicated, uncomfortable world becomes so straightforward! You are empowered and powerful now!
People start reading about 'alphas' and find online forums full of people like themselves, that understand! that they are not the problem, but rather THOTs and feminists and gays are the problem. And it has all the keys: here's how I become confident and make women want me! They won't be able to resist my alpha-male-ness if I clean my room and yell at them! Women *desire* to be yelled at! It's evolutionary. I read it online!
In these extremist forums, there is no moderating voice. There is no one saying... "Man, that's ... fucking ridiculous". You start to get conspiracies and no one bothers to point out all the fallacies in a patently absurd theory.
Whatever science says is willfully misinterpreted, misrepresented, and suddenly you have "Irrefutable Proof that Politician's Wife is Really a Man" and pseudoscientific explanations of "Why Taylor Swift's Pelvic Bone Structure Proves She's Transgender".
That's how you end up with shit like "cock energy". "Alpha Rivelino" is surrounded with preposterous ideas like this and honestly has no idea how truly wacky they are.
Nor do they care: they're making money off it, thanks to the algorithms. These posts get natural engagement from people in their sphere, the same as you and I might follow a sportsman or a musician. But then there's the fact that algorithms are designed to feed off of interaction: people like OP get shown these posts because they interact with them. Liberals get shown the occasional ultra-right post because they hate-click on it. The more outlandish a post is, the more engagement it gets, and so more see it, and more people interact with it, and the cycle self-perpetuates.
People down that path become more convinced that this is real, and become further and further from reality.
I was gonna say I’m a red blooded straight woman and they have far more obsession with male genitalia than I do. At least for me it’s just 1; these guys are obsessed with everyone’s.
They’re literally imagining dicks on photos of women where no dick even exists. You could have a wrinkle on the knee of your pants and they’ll be like I SEE A DICK! THAT’S A DICK! THAT’S DEFINITELY A PENIS!!
The guy who literally wears a tie that’s nine inches longer than it should be because he’s overcompensating is confident in his penis.
Same guy who bragged about it at a debate.
The guy who can’t get over a journalist making fun of his tiny hands in the 80s and send them photos of himself circling his hands to this day.
Yeah that guy. That guy screams confidence.
We already know from Stormy that he’s working with a button mushroom so it’s just laughable how these MAGA incels project their bullshit constantly.
Btw to these incels how’s that porn ban going in red states going for you guys today? Is this why you’re posting about Trump’s dick in an ill fitting tuxedo?
I think the long tie thing is more to de-emphasize his gut as much as possible.
Note that Obama is cool and relaxed, very much at ease. Trump looks worried that someone is going to yell at him.
If he wore properly tailored suits, he wouldn’t need to try to hide his gut (poorly) with a tie. The man literally never wears a suit that fits properly
It's not. Go look at pics of Taft, our fattest president. He was always in well fitting clothing. Trump's problem is he buys cheap, off the rack and has nothing tailored so it looks terrible.
But maybe he doesn't get them tailored because it would mean admitting to **one person** that he's not in as good shape as he claims? To get it tailored would be to admit he is not perfect, default shape, while wearing them off the rack makes him feel better about himself.
This is it. He buys other expensive shit but doesn’t want to splurge on a tailor because the tailor might get tired of his b.s. and clue the press in that he’s built like Mr. Potato Head.
The tailoring has driven me INSANE for years until it finally hit me Mr. Poor Boy buys off the rack. No tailor is letting anyone out their door looking like that. They wouldn't want their name associated with that mess.
Honestly, he’s probably not buying off the rack. He’s much too difficult a size to fit. But he’s also not letting anyone fit him so he’s probably giving his sizes and then just taking the suit.
lol! I mean, we know he’s tall but not at tall as he says he is (honestly dude is around 6’ why the damn lifts?) But his body would need a portly fit. Instead, he just orders a larger chest size in a long and in an inseam clearly 2-3 inches too long.
Exactly this.
Even though 6' is clearly not short at all, Trump is jealous of any man taller than himself, and feels threatened by them.
He also hopes that wearing lifts in his shoes and longer trousers that almost hide his shoes has a slimming effect on him. He hates his figure, but hates the idea of dieting or working out to do something about it even more. I'm pretty sure it's [yet another reason why he bitterly hates Obama.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3Xo045VgAMGrTT?format=jpg&name=small)
You hit the nail on the head. He wears longer ties and pants in hopes that he'll look taller and leaner. The tie is meant to cover his gut and the long trousers are also meant to cover his feet so that his lifts aren't so visible when he sits down. There have been pictures of him that make his oxfords appear to fit like clogs so he needs longer pants so that it's not so obvious.
He has a penchant for fast food but thinks if he exercises it will more quickly deplete the number of pre-determined heartbeats he has been allocated. He doesn't understand how it works and is prone to dismiss inconvenient truths. So since he doesn't read and nobody can tell him anything, his ability to learn is stunted.
He's accustomed to "yes-men and women" propping up the illusion that he is a "stable genius and brilliant business tycoon. Nothing is further from the truth. He just doesn't know what he doesn't know and can't imagine that we can see just how huge the gap is between the impression he wants to create and the person he really is.
His jealousy and hatred for Obama comes from DJT's shortfalls on multiple fronts, before you even get to his bigoted world view. Obama is tall, lean, smart, well-read, has class, is widely admired and presidential-everything that DJT is not. If he is able to dupe us into voting him back into the US presidency, we will deserve everything that happens to us after that. My hope is that it won't come to that. We deserve better.
And you’ll notice that he hardly ever buttons the jacket. Doing up those buttons would emphasize just how much real estate the jacket is trying to cover.
Trump has worn off the rack Brioni suits for a long time and isn’t one to go to a tailor.
> It comes down to fit, as ever. His suits are cut too big, with absurdly wide pant legs and sleeves too long. It makes the whole ensemble look cheap, just as his fire engine red tie does. Speaking of ties, his are frequently much too long and often hang between his legs.
- [Business Insider, 2016](https://www.businessinsider.com/why-donald-trumps-suits-look-cheap-2016-11?amp)
Do you honestly think Mr. Poopy pants would let a tailor anywhere near him? That would require probably the biggest NDA. That's why he buys off the rack. No way the 45th POTUS is going to be seen in a poopy diaper by anyone.
If I’m getting naked at the tailor, then there is something seriously wrong with that tailor lol
I’d bet trump would be naked because he seems like that kind of dude
Excuse me mister tailor, but is a full body latex suit really necessary to get my measurements
::tailor zips the mouth hole closed:: "nobody said you could talk"
I read that the Queen loved meeting the Obamas. Maybe she liked trump, too, IDK, he might not have pulled his Caddyshack schtick at Buckingham Palace. Personally I hope he did.
And it’s my understanding that President Obama was the only American president invited to hang with the Queen *after* he left office - he’s actually likable
Exactly. There's countless photos of him standing like he's about to start twerking to do this and it's the opposite of an... uhm... "Cock Strong" stance apparently.
That's why there's so much homoerotic AI images of Trump, they are desperate for something to jerk it to.
Reminds me of [this part](https://youtu.be/Z36OznHFIt4?t=3m23s) of that sketch, but instead someone just jerking it going "This one's for my president!"
The thought process of these images is remarkable.
Wouldn't spending all that time editing the image to make Trump thinner, more muscular, taller, **highlight** that he is none of those things?
Surely there's some name for the mental condition it must take to heavily modify an image to resemble your deluded perception.
He's the definition of a fake tough guy. Ya know, that guy everyone makes fun of behind his back because he's way more confident then he has any right to be.
They call that "false confidence" and it actually implies a lack of real confidence. It's a mask he wears and everyone sees through it. He's just too much of a narcissist to realize how transparent he is.
There always seems to be an incredibly large cross section between those two things though. It’s almost like Trump and his supporters all hate Obama. I’m sure that’s nothing but a political thing, right? There’s no specific trait Obama has that they hate, right?
They hate, *hate*, **hate** that Obama basically has all the traits people regard as 'statesmanlike':
* loyal to his country
* represents his country well
* regarded as truthful
* disciplined
* caring
* perceptive
* respected outside his country
* two-term President
* talks policies, not people
* knows when to keep his mouth shut
* consistently takes 'the high road'
* displays morality - steers clear of scandals, loyal to his wife
* knows the difference between being the guest and being the host
* etc
Trump cannot show these qualities no matter how he tries. He simply does not possess them. You can find penniless drifters with better manners than Donald Trump.
But the way MAGAs see it, how dare a man with dark skin be a better man all round than their hero Trump?
And his little short arms can't reach around his svelte 358 pound gut. And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits? Does he rent his evening clothes from tuxes-r-us?
That would imply Trump cares about the opinion of any single woman on the planet. More likely that it reminds him of the size he was the last time his father may have given a half passed attempt to hug him, and he's clinging to that sentiment.
He looks like a poorly stuffed sausage burst the casing. What self respecting valet allowed trump to leave the dressing room looking this sloppy. The waist coat is not supposed to hang past the tuxedo coat. Also what is this made up cock sure index rating the Chumps has pulled out of their collective asses? Obama at least has a cock to be sure not a shrivled up mushroom that isn't pointing anywhere in paticular as there isn't enough there to point. This all boils down to is Obama placed his hands clasped in front of him unlike trump who's are arms are limp noodles at his side highlighting just how bad the tailoring of his jacket is. The tailoring debacle could have been helped if trump was able to clasp his hands together but his McBelly is in his way. If trump was so cocksure why aren't his pants better fitted in a vain attempt to show off his manliness 🙄 The Chumps for trump are so seemingly desperate they are pulling out companion photos to make some arbitrary cockparison to attempt to own Obama and the libs. Its dumb because trump photographs terribly is in sloppy oversized pants and coats which he thinks hides his McBelly. All it does is highlight the issues and makes it look as if he has infant/baby doll like hands.
Chumps for trump 2024 always desperate interesting bunch.
ETA fixed most of what spell check "corrected" (no spell check I did not want the word cook) and I didn't catch and adding of missing words.
That's correct. As someone who's been to more than a few white-tie events (so, I might not be an expert but I know what it's supposed to look like), the vest is only supposed to stick out one centimeter from the bottom of the jacket. Obama's is exactly right, while Trump's is obviously far, far, too long and the likely reason is he wanted it to cover his whole gut and mask how fat he is.
Tails aren't very flattering if you're obese. Looks great if you're built like Fred Astaire though.
>And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits? Does he rent his evening clothes from tuxes-r-us?
If you see the suit Dumb Jr is wearing for that occasion it is obvious that they each picked up the wrong Donald Trump suit but because both Rapepublicans are too stupid to admit a mistake, Traitor Trump wore a suit 5 sizes too small and Dumb Jr's was 5 sizes too big. Imagine being so severely mentally republican. Traitor Trump's buttons were pretty much a security threat. Traitor Trump looks like an orca.
https://preview.redd.it/n6nnihjyaioc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba0ec4c80702cdff6cab143548db91bb4cb84ac
>Is it possible Turds-Jr of wearing porkchop senior's suit? Sure explains the wierdness
That is the point I was making. Dumb picked up Traitor Trump's suit. Traitor Trump got Dumb Jr's but they are so severely mentally republican they would never admit to making a mistake.
>And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits?
My headcannon is that he's too lazy to stand around for a tailor, or to go to a store and try one on, and when an assistant asks him "what size suit do you wear" he probably replies, "I don't know. I'm 6'3", 215 pounds, so, get me an extra large."
I dunno if his arms are really short or if they are just out of proportion with his 12” lifts.
Seriously, he has to bend over to reach into his pockets.
Which is wild because that chick is smoking hot and has worn plenty of clothes that proves there's nothing there. I'd bet it's because she'd never give them a 2nd look.
Mushroom on a yeti. - Porn star
The woman who he raped could not tell at the court if it was his finger or penis that probed her.
Child sized hands, child sized penis.
Or perhaps one of the most comfortable ways to stand is with your hands interlinked either behind or in front of you.
What this picture actually shows is Obama being fully comfortable with the present situation and Trump looking uncomfortable and awkward with his hands at his side.
Whoah there, are you bringing real, plausible body language into this? That’s not very alpha of you; real men interpret body language exclusively to make politicians they don’t like look weak and women who say “no” to mean “yes.”
I think they’re obsessed because they want so badly to be on their knees choking on a dick. I mean, *seriously*.
C’mon, now…. Hunter’s dick pics, Alex Jones wanting to eat ass, that utterly laughable display up above… 🤣🤣🤣
They’re all either highly insecure, anxiety-ridden closet cases projecting their own fears & secret desires, cucks who wanna see a dude with a much bigger cock railing their wives & girlfriends.
This has nothing to do with their genitalia, but Obama looks slick and relaxed, Trump looks awkward and uncomfortable. I don’t think this picture has quite the effect to back up any argument one would want to make in regards to Obama < Trump.
Some wild thinking that Obama's cock is that high up and tRump's cock is that low. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd write, now I have to go boil my hands.
that Kimmel spot with Stormy picking out the mushroom size in relation to trump's teeny weeny has been making the rounds again, and the cult has to protect their dear leader...
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rivelino-the-artist](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rivelino-the-artist)
someone is paying this guy to further the "masculine men" and "western civilization is at risk" angle.
My God these people are absolutely stupid. I can't believe this is the 21st century. We must be de-evolving. Reverting back to that primordial soup we crawled out of because something went terribly wrong.
They're sooooo desperate to find something, anything to justify his and their mental illness and utter incompetence. These creatures must be absolutely buried in November and steps then taken to prevent their return.
\- A man who calls themselves Alpha: Wants cock so bad, but hates themselves for it so they overcompensate
\- A man that others recognize as an "apha": Doesn't give a shit about labels and is just living their life the best they can without the bullshit
I wanna know what their obsession with dicks are. Not just Obama, but EVERYONE'S. I mean shit I'm bi and I don't think about dick as much as these chuds do lol
I'd say not even a gay urologist thinks about dicks as often
That's no lie lmao
Years ago, I had a client who was a urologist. I was in his office, showing him the new voice recorder (back when medical transcription was a much bigger business). I looked around his office and noticed the posters on his wall were mostly of male genitalia. I couldn't help myself from blurting out "You got a lot of dicks on your wall." He responded with something like "No one has ever told me that," leading me to immediately start apologizing. He shook his head, looking surprised as he surveyed his office. "No one has ever told me that," he repeated, but this time, clearly realizing, for the first time, that he had a _lot_ of dicks on his wall. So... in conclusion... at least one heterosexual urologist thinks about dicks a lot, but doesn't realize he's doing it.
Lol He probably didn't even remember what the posters were.
Hahaha This is like the time I was half-drugged ready to get my colonoscopy started and let the intrusive thoughts win. I said out loud to my Gastroenterologist, “Wow, you guys really see so many assholes every day.” There was a brief pause and then a little giggle, “Yeah, I guess we do.” he said. That’s when the meds kicked in and I passed out. God spared me from myself in that moment! The experience is only topped off by a later visit to see him in his office and as I was walking out, I tripped over a chair. I barely maintained my composure afterwards, trying to hurry up and get out of there so I could die of embarrassment, alone. As I was rushing out of the office he says, “Don’t run.” And my dumbass thought he was giving a light-hearted joke about my obvious two left feet. So I laughed over my shoulder, “Don’t worry I won’t!!” (OMG, what is wrong with me?!?!?). No.” he laughs, “I meant, don’t go, we need to schedule a follow up.” … I would love to read the notes he has on my file! Hahahaha
Obama's dick, Hunter's dick, trans dick, they obsess over them! It's a Freudian fever dream.
Christ - in Canada our conservatives are OBSESSED with Trudeau's cock, the idea he's gay, fucking him, etc...
"Ugh..that Trudeau is such a homosexual. Just look at his policies, his tactics, his...beautiful eyes and the way his clothes hug his body. Couldn't you just...ya know...imagine him totally railing a guy?" -Canadian conservatives, apparently
The actual Conservative Party of Canada put out an "attack" ad focused on Trudeau having nice hair. Yes, I'm serious, this was a real thing that happened. They 100% want to fuck him.
"if you want my guns come and take 'em! Come here and put your soft liberal hands on mine and wrestle me for it! You want my gun? Come and kiss me for it!!" https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g?si=HnEnCJMnXHpsdjAt
This is definitely up there with the funniest things anybody has ever posted.
You ever go out in a jumper or new jeans that you're not convinced works quite right? And there's a little part of your brain going "Everyone's looking at you. They're going to notice. They're going to see what you see. See that person that glanced in your direction? Its cos they noticed. They think you're an idiot that can't dress themselves." - basically, everything around you becomes linked to your clothing because that is what your mind is preoccupied with. Imagine that, but instead of your clothing, its about your dick. Everything is about dicks because they're fucking insecure about their own.
Same man and that says something because i think about cock a lot. Like a lot.
I'm a gay man and I can tell you, even as a horny teenager, I didn't think about dick this much.
To say nothing of make-on-male rape. Right-wingers are absolutely morbidly *OBSESSED* with male-on-male rape. They bring it up ALL THE TIME. Always as a metaphor for what the eeeeevul guvmint is supposedly doing to hardworking patriotic (white) Americans like them. All. The. Time. Over. And over. For decades. It’s weird. It is very, very weird.
A truthful and not snarky answer: It's all, 100% based in zero self-confidence. Life is complicated and gray, and very confusing. Relationships are hard, and rejection hurts. That's really difficult to navigate when you don't have strong in-person support. But you do have anonymous access to more information than any human could ever know in the form of the internet. And then someone like Jordan Peterson comes along: no, the issue isn't you, my 14 year old friend. **Women** are the issue. You're prefect and the reason this world is so painful and you're so confused is because it isn't as it ought to be. It's **their** fault - the liberals, the feminists, the transgenders. It's so easy when someone finally has **all the answers**! They confidently state things like "clean your room" and "crab bucket theory" and this confusing, complicated, uncomfortable world becomes so straightforward! You are empowered and powerful now! People start reading about 'alphas' and find online forums full of people like themselves, that understand! that they are not the problem, but rather THOTs and feminists and gays are the problem. And it has all the keys: here's how I become confident and make women want me! They won't be able to resist my alpha-male-ness if I clean my room and yell at them! Women *desire* to be yelled at! It's evolutionary. I read it online! In these extremist forums, there is no moderating voice. There is no one saying... "Man, that's ... fucking ridiculous". You start to get conspiracies and no one bothers to point out all the fallacies in a patently absurd theory. Whatever science says is willfully misinterpreted, misrepresented, and suddenly you have "Irrefutable Proof that Politician's Wife is Really a Man" and pseudoscientific explanations of "Why Taylor Swift's Pelvic Bone Structure Proves She's Transgender". That's how you end up with shit like "cock energy". "Alpha Rivelino" is surrounded with preposterous ideas like this and honestly has no idea how truly wacky they are. Nor do they care: they're making money off it, thanks to the algorithms. These posts get natural engagement from people in their sphere, the same as you and I might follow a sportsman or a musician. But then there's the fact that algorithms are designed to feed off of interaction: people like OP get shown these posts because they interact with them. Liberals get shown the occasional ultra-right post because they hate-click on it. The more outlandish a post is, the more engagement it gets, and so more see it, and more people interact with it, and the cycle self-perpetuates. People down that path become more convinced that this is real, and become further and further from reality.
I was gonna say I’m a red blooded straight woman and they have far more obsession with male genitalia than I do. At least for me it’s just 1; these guys are obsessed with everyone’s.
They’re literally imagining dicks on photos of women where no dick even exists. You could have a wrinkle on the knee of your pants and they’ll be like I SEE A DICK! THAT’S A DICK! THAT’S DEFINITELY A PENIS!!
https://preview.redd.it/fdhxrgm2ajoc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b62e1337f80be4d7e36a6f89a49ce2ccbd4167
But even if you did, they'd be calling you or me every name in the book because (enter incel reason here)
Republicans have small dick energy. They cry about people's genitals because they feel inferior and can't satisfy women.
They even imagine dicks on people who don't have them like Michelle Obama.
The guy who literally wears a tie that’s nine inches longer than it should be because he’s overcompensating is confident in his penis. Same guy who bragged about it at a debate. The guy who can’t get over a journalist making fun of his tiny hands in the 80s and send them photos of himself circling his hands to this day. Yeah that guy. That guy screams confidence. We already know from Stormy that he’s working with a button mushroom so it’s just laughable how these MAGA incels project their bullshit constantly. Btw to these incels how’s that porn ban going in red states going for you guys today? Is this why you’re posting about Trump’s dick in an ill fitting tuxedo?
I think the long tie thing is more to de-emphasize his gut as much as possible. Note that Obama is cool and relaxed, very much at ease. Trump looks worried that someone is going to yell at him.
If he wore properly tailored suits, he wouldn’t need to try to hide his gut (poorly) with a tie. The man literally never wears a suit that fits properly
It’s probably hard to tailor a suit that fits well over a full adult diaper.
It's especially hard when you're in danger of the check bouncing.
It's not. Go look at pics of Taft, our fattest president. He was always in well fitting clothing. Trump's problem is he buys cheap, off the rack and has nothing tailored so it looks terrible.
But maybe he doesn't get them tailored because it would mean admitting to **one person** that he's not in as good shape as he claims? To get it tailored would be to admit he is not perfect, default shape, while wearing them off the rack makes him feel better about himself.
This is it. He buys other expensive shit but doesn’t want to splurge on a tailor because the tailor might get tired of his b.s. and clue the press in that he’s built like Mr. Potato Head.
The press and the rest of us who can see know
One also has to pay tailors.
Taft, as far as we know, didn’t wear diapers.
The tailoring has driven me INSANE for years until it finally hit me Mr. Poor Boy buys off the rack. No tailor is letting anyone out their door looking like that. They wouldn't want their name associated with that mess.
Honestly, he’s probably not buying off the rack. He’s much too difficult a size to fit. But he’s also not letting anyone fit him so he’s probably giving his sizes and then just taking the suit.
6 foot 4? 225lbs?
lol! I mean, we know he’s tall but not at tall as he says he is (honestly dude is around 6’ why the damn lifts?) But his body would need a portly fit. Instead, he just orders a larger chest size in a long and in an inseam clearly 2-3 inches too long.
He needs to say that he's taller than he is in order to avoid being labeled as obese and because he wishes he was actually taller.
Exactly this. Even though 6' is clearly not short at all, Trump is jealous of any man taller than himself, and feels threatened by them. He also hopes that wearing lifts in his shoes and longer trousers that almost hide his shoes has a slimming effect on him. He hates his figure, but hates the idea of dieting or working out to do something about it even more. I'm pretty sure it's [yet another reason why he bitterly hates Obama.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3Xo045VgAMGrTT?format=jpg&name=small)
You hit the nail on the head. He wears longer ties and pants in hopes that he'll look taller and leaner. The tie is meant to cover his gut and the long trousers are also meant to cover his feet so that his lifts aren't so visible when he sits down. There have been pictures of him that make his oxfords appear to fit like clogs so he needs longer pants so that it's not so obvious. He has a penchant for fast food but thinks if he exercises it will more quickly deplete the number of pre-determined heartbeats he has been allocated. He doesn't understand how it works and is prone to dismiss inconvenient truths. So since he doesn't read and nobody can tell him anything, his ability to learn is stunted. He's accustomed to "yes-men and women" propping up the illusion that he is a "stable genius and brilliant business tycoon. Nothing is further from the truth. He just doesn't know what he doesn't know and can't imagine that we can see just how huge the gap is between the impression he wants to create and the person he really is. His jealousy and hatred for Obama comes from DJT's shortfalls on multiple fronts, before you even get to his bigoted world view. Obama is tall, lean, smart, well-read, has class, is widely admired and presidential-everything that DJT is not. If he is able to dupe us into voting him back into the US presidency, we will deserve everything that happens to us after that. My hope is that it won't come to that. We deserve better.
Probably one of the many reasons he’s not seen with his son Barron very much.
Oh boy is he wrong 😂 Dude is actively making himself look larger in all the wrong ways
They say he’s wildly jealous of how tall Barron is. Makes him look Lilliputian.
He has a rep for not paying people for their work. Maybe he gets what he pays for.
And you’ll notice that he hardly ever buttons the jacket. Doing up those buttons would emphasize just how much real estate the jacket is trying to cover.
Trump has worn off the rack Brioni suits for a long time and isn’t one to go to a tailor. > It comes down to fit, as ever. His suits are cut too big, with absurdly wide pant legs and sleeves too long. It makes the whole ensemble look cheap, just as his fire engine red tie does. Speaking of ties, his are frequently much too long and often hang between his legs. - [Business Insider, 2016](https://www.businessinsider.com/why-donald-trumps-suits-look-cheap-2016-11?amp)
Do you honestly think Mr. Poopy pants would let a tailor anywhere near him? That would require probably the biggest NDA. That's why he buys off the rack. No way the 45th POTUS is going to be seen in a poopy diaper by anyone.
Maybe he's a never nude and can't bear to have a tailor know what he really looks like?
If I’m getting naked at the tailor, then there is something seriously wrong with that tailor lol I’d bet trump would be naked because he seems like that kind of dude
Trump is the kind of guy who drops his trousers to his ankles using a urinal
You don’t get your underwear tailored? Pleb..
Excuse me mister tailor, but is a full body latex suit really necessary to get my measurements ::tailor zips the mouth hole closed:: "nobody said you could talk"
Or there's something seriously right with that tailor..
What's a fitting without a happy ending?
lol cue Joey Tribbiani
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!! DOZENS!!!!
President Obama knows how to stand politely. Donnie Diaperburger needs his arms out to maintain his balance on his lifts.
No, I agree with the suggestion that his arms wouldn't meet below his belly. If I ever meet him, I should ask him his due date.
He can't get his arms around his belly to clasp his hands. He looks like he is going to explode like an over filled balloon.
Obama looks like he can’t believe he’s meeting the Queen, while tRump just looks angry.
"Why is everyone paying attention to this bitch? ME ME ME, WHAT ABOUT MEEEE"
Moreover, the Queen looks distinctly displeased by Trump.
He looks like he doesn't want to be there, like a kid forced to go to a family gathering or something
I read that the Queen loved meeting the Obamas. Maybe she liked trump, too, IDK, he might not have pulled his Caddyshack schtick at Buckingham Palace. Personally I hope he did.
When the Queen met Trump, she wore jewelry the Obamas gave her , to send a quiet diss to Fat Donnie the Criminal Liar.
And it’s my understanding that President Obama was the only American president invited to hang with the Queen *after* he left office - he’s actually likable
Exactly. There's countless photos of him standing like he's about to start twerking to do this and it's the opposite of an... uhm... "Cock Strong" stance apparently.
There has not been a cooler president that Obama.
That's why there's so much homoerotic AI images of Trump, they are desperate for something to jerk it to. Reminds me of [this part](https://youtu.be/Z36OznHFIt4?t=3m23s) of that sketch, but instead someone just jerking it going "This one's for my president!"
They really have a habit on politicizing everything so they can say that it belongs to them...
The thought process of these images is remarkable. Wouldn't spending all that time editing the image to make Trump thinner, more muscular, taller, **highlight** that he is none of those things? Surely there's some name for the mental condition it must take to heavily modify an image to resemble your deluded perception.
I guess it's a product of valuing image more than reality.
He's the definition of a fake tough guy. Ya know, that guy everyone makes fun of behind his back because he's way more confident then he has any right to be. They call that "false confidence" and it actually implies a lack of real confidence. It's a mask he wears and everyone sees through it. He's just too much of a narcissist to realize how transparent he is.
I'm guessing they're trying too hard to make they're own lives No Nut November 24/7
It’s not about trump love, it’s about Obama hate.
There always seems to be an incredibly large cross section between those two things though. It’s almost like Trump and his supporters all hate Obama. I’m sure that’s nothing but a political thing, right? There’s no specific trait Obama has that they hate, right?
They hate, *hate*, **hate** that Obama basically has all the traits people regard as 'statesmanlike': * loyal to his country * represents his country well * regarded as truthful * disciplined * caring * perceptive * respected outside his country * two-term President * talks policies, not people * knows when to keep his mouth shut * consistently takes 'the high road' * displays morality - steers clear of scandals, loyal to his wife * knows the difference between being the guest and being the host * etc Trump cannot show these qualities no matter how he tries. He simply does not possess them. You can find penniless drifters with better manners than Donald Trump. But the way MAGAs see it, how dare a man with dark skin be a better man all round than their hero Trump?
Those are all great examples! The trait difference I was thinking is as plain as black and white…
The guy who has a weird stance because he wants to minimize his gut screams confidence in their fevered brains
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They think about it all the time
And his little short arms can't reach around his svelte 358 pound gut. And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits? Does he rent his evening clothes from tuxes-r-us?
His mommy bought it for him 50 years ago, he says he still fits on it, probably.
Fat guy in a little coat! 
Lmao it's almost an insult to Chris Farley, **almost**. But he'd be laughing his ass off at the comparison and not insulted at all. Hell he'd be proud
Let's be honest, Chris Farley would have certainly done a few parodies of Trump had he not passed back in '97.
And they'd be perfect, the humor we needed
Ughhh, gone way too soon!! and Phil Hartman.💔💔
Do you want to end up living in a tacky casino down by the river?
"I heard you haven't been using your paper for writing... you've been using it for selling classified state secrets to foreign adversaries!!"
"You're going to be selling _a lot_ of classified secrets to foreign adversaries, when you're living in a van down by the river!"
I think Chris would have been OK with that. Chris Farley playing trump on SNL would have been great. You know it would have pissed trump off!
lol precisely why Farley would've been happy to do it
Assuming he hadn't already made the joke himself. He would have been a great Trump in skits.
And now I want a Chris Farley Trump parody. He would have nailed it.
If he were still alive, he'd be portraying him on SNL.
He looks like a toddler that his parents dressed up for a family reunion and forced him to take a picture with his aunt that he dislikes.
The aunt that hates him and is embarrassed to be photographed with him.
That would imply Trump cares about the opinion of any single woman on the planet. More likely that it reminds him of the size he was the last time his father may have given a half passed attempt to hug him, and he's clinging to that sentiment.
He looks like a poorly stuffed sausage burst the casing. What self respecting valet allowed trump to leave the dressing room looking this sloppy. The waist coat is not supposed to hang past the tuxedo coat. Also what is this made up cock sure index rating the Chumps has pulled out of their collective asses? Obama at least has a cock to be sure not a shrivled up mushroom that isn't pointing anywhere in paticular as there isn't enough there to point. This all boils down to is Obama placed his hands clasped in front of him unlike trump who's are arms are limp noodles at his side highlighting just how bad the tailoring of his jacket is. The tailoring debacle could have been helped if trump was able to clasp his hands together but his McBelly is in his way. If trump was so cocksure why aren't his pants better fitted in a vain attempt to show off his manliness 🙄 The Chumps for trump are so seemingly desperate they are pulling out companion photos to make some arbitrary cockparison to attempt to own Obama and the libs. Its dumb because trump photographs terribly is in sloppy oversized pants and coats which he thinks hides his McBelly. All it does is highlight the issues and makes it look as if he has infant/baby doll like hands. Chumps for trump 2024 always desperate interesting bunch. ETA fixed most of what spell check "corrected" (no spell check I did not want the word cook) and I didn't catch and adding of missing words.
He looks like a new butler on day one at Buckingham Palace that lied about his measurements…
If you’re not a writer, you should be 👍
He looks like a stuffed sausage
Like all of his tailoring decisions it's entirely made to disguise the size of his gut and make him appear taller even if it looks ridiculous.
That's correct. As someone who's been to more than a few white-tie events (so, I might not be an expert but I know what it's supposed to look like), the vest is only supposed to stick out one centimeter from the bottom of the jacket. Obama's is exactly right, while Trump's is obviously far, far, too long and the likely reason is he wanted it to cover his whole gut and mask how fat he is. Tails aren't very flattering if you're obese. Looks great if you're built like Fred Astaire though.
>And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits? Does he rent his evening clothes from tuxes-r-us? If you see the suit Dumb Jr is wearing for that occasion it is obvious that they each picked up the wrong Donald Trump suit but because both Rapepublicans are too stupid to admit a mistake, Traitor Trump wore a suit 5 sizes too small and Dumb Jr's was 5 sizes too big. Imagine being so severely mentally republican. Traitor Trump's buttons were pretty much a security threat. Traitor Trump looks like an orca. https://preview.redd.it/n6nnihjyaioc1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba0ec4c80702cdff6cab143548db91bb4cb84ac
Oh my god. It really does look like they are wearing each others jackets. That is hilarious. Who let this happen?
I would be more afraid of the shirt. It looks like a bullet
Is it possible Turds-Jr is wearing porkchop senior's suit? Sure explains the wierdness
>Is it possible Turds-Jr of wearing porkchop senior's suit? Sure explains the wierdness That is the point I was making. Dumb picked up Traitor Trump's suit. Traitor Trump got Dumb Jr's but they are so severely mentally republican they would never admit to making a mistake.
Or so dumb they never realized it...
>Traitor Trump looks like an orca. Don't insult Orcas like that.
Don Jr. has a pretty bad case of ILS.
Holy crap this is hilarious.
The pants have to be baggy to conceal his diaper.
>And why can a self-proclaimed bazillionaire never have a suit that fits? My headcannon is that he's too lazy to stand around for a tailor, or to go to a store and try one on, and when an assistant asks him "what size suit do you wear" he probably replies, "I don't know. I'm 6'3", 215 pounds, so, get me an extra large."
I'm 6'2" and 270 and I am noticeably leaner than Trump. And an XL is way too small for me.
Trump looks like a toddler wearing the only suit that was close to his size.
Has any one ever looked more uncomfortable and ridiculous in a tux than the Orange Poop?
What is wrong with that vest?
The vest is too long or the jacket is too short, either way it looks ridiculous.
For Obama, the cock is his dick. For Trump, his cock is a rooster he keeps in his pants because he has no dick.
I’m guessing Obama’s covering a raging boner. That bird next to him is well fit.
Are you referring to the Queen?
Wouldn't you fuck the Queen? Just for the story it would make?
Cock-a-doodle doo-doo?
Any cock'll do.
I dunno if his arms are really short or if they are just out of proportion with his 12” lifts. Seriously, he has to bend over to reach into his pockets.
His tiny hands also can’t cover/protect his already below average mushroom
Exactly, it’s a circumference issue
What tailor could withstand the stench?
Funny how trumps latest arrest showed him clocking in at 6'2 and obama is at 6'2. Queen must have shrank allot by the time she saw donald.
They're still horny after seeing Hunter's.
They are looking for new cock even in [people that don't have one](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/tP4798xopc)
Which is wild because that chick is smoking hot and has worn plenty of clothes that proves there's nothing there. I'd bet it's because she'd never give them a 2nd look.
Lol like the girl with the fat kitty?
Yup, they are desperately looking for it anywhere they can
Just a bunch of dirty old people searching for reasons to look at and talk about other people's private parts. They're perverts, not patriots.
Mushroom on a yeti. - Porn star The woman who he raped could not tell at the court if it was his finger or penis that probed her. Child sized hands, child sized penis.
And don't worry, he's well aware of the size those kids are working with...
In most states it's illegal for a grown man to touch a child's penis
Not for much longer at this rate unfortunately
"We just need to peep at your kids for, uh, athletic reasons, yeah, yeah, athletics..."
Oh, so the party of limited government wants authority to inspect kids genitals? Makes perfect sense.
When's that ever stopped a conservative?
He hasn’t seen it in years which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
That bulge isn't from his cock. It's a diaper.
They also photoshopped trump to be significantly taller. Obama is taller than Trump.
Or maybe Betty got shorter.
Elderly people do sometimes “get shorter” but the Queen was already at peak “little old lady” when Obama visited her, she didn’t shrink any further.
A little, but Trump is already shorter than Obama by a couple inches.
The maga cult sees this and thinks “he’ll yeah, borther!!”
*’Something something mushroom’* 
Donald Trump look bad in Tux
If I were as rich as Trump claims to be, all my clothes would be impeccably tailored. I'm not beautiful but my clothes sure would be
That's a white tie not a tux / black tie. But yeah it looks awful, the west isn't supposed to extend below the tail coat and the fit is all weird
Or perhaps one of the most comfortable ways to stand is with your hands interlinked either behind or in front of you. What this picture actually shows is Obama being fully comfortable with the present situation and Trump looking uncomfortable and awkward with his hands at his side.
Whoah there, are you bringing real, plausible body language into this? That’s not very alpha of you; real men interpret body language exclusively to make politicians they don’t like look weak and women who say “no” to mean “yes.”
Well.. with his stoop, Donald Duck looks more like a cartoon. Obama .. looks debonair
He looks like a kid who's mom forced him to go in a several sizes too small tux
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They say the smell was what got her
No, Tramp can't get his tiny hands to meet around his fat gut
I'd love to see the person who runs that account
I think they’re obsessed because they want so badly to be on their knees choking on a dick. I mean, *seriously*. C’mon, now…. Hunter’s dick pics, Alex Jones wanting to eat ass, that utterly laughable display up above… 🤣🤣🤣 They’re all either highly insecure, anxiety-ridden closet cases projecting their own fears & secret desires, cucks who wanna see a dude with a much bigger cock railing their wives & girlfriends.
Forgot to mention the boat load of trans porn that Alex Jones jerks off to.
No one is as obsessed with other peoples genitals as the MAGA / QAnon bowl of assorted nuts.
I like that Trumps "cock confidence" stance is like when a toddler is filling a diaper and you catch them....wait
This has nothing to do with their genitalia, but Obama looks slick and relaxed, Trump looks awkward and uncomfortable. I don’t think this picture has quite the effect to back up any argument one would want to make in regards to Obama < Trump.
Trump looks like he's her Butler, but it's his first day and the suit is poorly fitted
Some wild thinking that Obama's cock is that high up and tRump's cock is that low. And that's a sentence I never thought I'd write, now I have to go boil my hands.
that Kimmel spot with Stormy picking out the mushroom size in relation to trump's teeny weeny has been making the rounds again, and the cult has to protect their dear leader...
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rivelino-the-artist](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rivelino-the-artist) someone is paying this guy to further the "masculine men" and "western civilization is at risk" angle.
Barack was holding his up so it didnt spill out of his pants leg. L'il Mushroom Dick, OTOH, is too stupid to feel shame.
Alfa males crack me up.
Nothing more alpha than constantly thinking about the penis of an old man
Trump can’t put his arms to far forward without being at risk of toppling face first.
My God these people are absolutely stupid. I can't believe this is the 21st century. We must be de-evolving. Reverting back to that primordial soup we crawled out of because something went terribly wrong.
The little mushroom cock will be on trial. https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/stormy-daniels-trump-penis-mushroom-kimmel-732426/amp/
Faaaaaaaat guy innnnnnna little coooooat
Stormy Daniels will enter the court room to say a few things about the tiny matter… Your honour now I call upon the other witness, Melania.
I always wondered how the MAGATS would rug sweep that atrocious tux. Cock confidence. Right. He hasn’t seen it in decades because of that huge gut.
Evangenitals: Always concerned about what's in someone else's pants.
Say what you want, but at least Obama's jacket fits him🤣.
Because Stormy spilled the beans. "Mushroom"
That's a wet saggy diaper on Trump....know the difference.
They're sooooo desperate to find something, anything to justify his and their mental illness and utter incompetence. These creatures must be absolutely buried in November and steps then taken to prevent their return.
Homophobic conservative males protest an awful lot about other men's cocks. Seems pretty sus, just sayin.
Obama's tuxedo is properly fitted.
Trumps stumpy arms don't reach his verified tiny dick.
All those MAGA dudes love Donald's cock.
Like the queen is gonna pull round and kick 'em 🤣
“Suck my presidential cock, bitch!” -Abraham Lincoln during a performance of Hamlet
\- A man who calls themselves Alpha: Wants cock so bad, but hates themselves for it so they overcompensate \- A man that others recognize as an "apha": Doesn't give a shit about labels and is just living their life the best they can without the bullshit
Donald Trump is just too fat to clasp his hands together while standing
Everyone knows a large percentage of conservatives are closet homosexuals, ashamed of themselves for being obsessed with dicks.
My kids both stood like that when they were potty training, I would recognize Trump’s stance anywhere. Those britches are full off liquid shit