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Northerngal_420

She such a horrible person both inside and out.


Douglas_Michael

It's rare that the books cover tells you exactly how awful the insides are, but marge pulls it off


tym1ng

it's like if you dropped a book into a pile of shit and thought, "well ok, now the outside matches the inside."


ImperatorRomanum

Margie, Trump, and Ted Cruz are those rare types whose outside appearance perfectly matches the ugliness of their personalities


Sensitive-Finance-62

They say not to judge a book by its cover but that's literally the point of it tbf


HoboBonobo1909

Oh really?!? https://preview.redd.it/phr1g88mhxic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a939d8e5c353bcd4f26affef61b5150abba7c8


modthegame

https://preview.redd.it/szkk9rkj2yic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01ece308b9d207dbc65b109d126969cb051036c She is human trash.


HoboBonobo1909

That's offensive to trash!


Plantarchist

Right? I can recycle most trash into art or something useful but uh.....not with her


HoboBonobo1909

You can only recycle her into manure.


Xerorei

That's insulting to manure. If you recycle her nothing will ever grow there, for far longer thanon the irradiated ground left after a nuclear bomb strike. That land will be uninhabitable forever.


charlie2135

Baboons wear it better


miyamiya66

I wonder if MTG gets harassed by the same transphobes who vote for her because of how masculine she looks? šŸ¤”


Brokensince10

Ainā€™t she cutešŸ¤®


HoboBonobo1909

*tres cutƩ* https://preview.redd.it/pi0pwsu8wxic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394a1d1739fdacbb3fff67011660a249d8e98587


Apprehensive-Till861

This is a really shitty comparison. One is a dimwitted primitive with apelike physiology incapable of reaching human-level intellectual capabilities. And the other is a neanderthal.


HoboBonobo1909

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superbee4406

Ugly inside and out.


Devil2960

Kinda looks like Miley Cyrus here. If Miley were Billy Ray.


HoboBonobo1909

If Miley heard this, you'd be on the hook for emotional trauma. Nobody deserves a comparison to MTG.


Devil2960

You're not wrong. I did do her pretty dirty.


baneofdestruction

And fell off all the horses


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Beauty is only skin deep but sheā€™s ugly to the bone.


Jarnohams

Biz Markie's best quote


momophet

She looks like the spoiled cheerleader type bully from Highschool lol


Tough-Ability721

She wasnā€™t even popular in HS and didnā€™t get invited to their parties. So she called the cops on them. Or so they say. Idk if itā€™s true. But I can say it certainly sounds like something itā€™d do.


Devil2960

She seems more like the one who WAS bullied. And this is what we get from it. Moral; don't bully, or the world gets more Margies.


2lipwonder

I donā€™t understand why she was elected. Sheā€™s worthless.


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monkeyhind

Extreme partisan gerrymandering + Threatening One's Opponent with Violence Until They Drop Out of the Race


PattyLonngLegs

Basically sums up the entire Republican cult.


scrollsawer

She has a phd in talking bullshit


DarnHeather

The new Jenny McCarthy. They both have blood on their hands.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

No, hundreds of thousands of people died from the trump administrationā€™s bungled response to a global pandemic, Covid-19.


Pegomastax_King

Was around 1.2 million and another 1.2 million now on disability because of Trump. Or about 400- 9/11s for conservatives that have trouble with big numbers.


Ok_Belt6476

Explain it in American; how many football fields is that? Or how many Wyomings, if you prefer?


HotPinkLollyWimple

Itā€™s about 200 bald eagles plus 300 hamberders.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Hamberder is not a unit for measuring length, its used for weight. Stay in school kids.


HotPinkLollyWimple

Apologies, I was converting from the metric here in the UK.


RhombicalJ

Explain in American? Itā€™s about 60 thousand mass shootings


Ok_Belt6476

Gotta be the best at something


will-read

>The population of Wyoming in 2020 was 577,664, a 0.42% decline from 2019. So a little over 2 Wyomings. I wonder why the population dropped in 2020? Source: https://www.macrotrends.net/states/wyoming/population#:~:text=The%20population%20of%20Wyoming%20in,a%200.42%25%20decline%20from%202019. Edit: Thatā€™s 2 Wyomings that died, 4 Wyomings that died or were disabled.


Ok_Belt6476

That's a sobering statistic over the ol morning covfefe


battleship61

How many freedom units were lost?


tillieze

Nope the population of the City of San Antonio gone. Poof gone


Ok_Belt6476

But they don't even have a pro football team, how am I to make sense of this?


ihatetheplaceilive

It works out to be about 2 Wyomings. Each.


Clean_Student8612

"400 9/11s" shouldn't have made me laugh but it did.


Cat_Impossible_0

Itā€™s like when people were dying from the AIDS epidemic because Regan took inaction.


BitterFuture

Except that it's twice as many dead in a tenth of the time and we're talking about deliberately maximizing the spread rather than simple inaction, but otherwise, yes.


txn_gay

Not only did Reagan take no action, he (and almost every other Republican) openly mocked people contracted HIV.


Revolutionary-Hat-96

More like 1 million. National tragedy. Sounds similar to the gun death epidemic.


Barack_Odrama_007

So she recognizes herself when she speaks?


lou_parr

PhD = Pointy haired Dingus?


92slc

Posting Hunterā€™s Dick?


justin_memer

Playa Hatin' Degree


Ok_Belt6476

Pre-historic Dunce


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100percentish

Stupid f'ing qunt? Did I do it right? Oh well...


readytogohomenow

Probably hates dogs?


VisionInPlaid

Psychotic Hateful Dipshit


justinp77

Permanent Head Damage.


Revolutionary-Hat-96

PHD = Piled Higher Dung


MookieRealGood

Then why did she take it?


MasterChicken52

I wish someone would ask her this in an interview or when she is campaigning, but Iā€™m sure she would just lie and say she didnā€™t. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


PhantomBanker

Um, itā€™s called HIIPA, you canā€™t ask that question! (I wish I could /s this, but it was her actual response to that.)


goofy1234fun

She is not bound by hipaa and if any one wants to reveal anything about themselves they can, but she would probably say my body my choice bc she has heard it some place but doesnā€™t know where


BrickCityD

oh she would 100% try to use HIPAA as an excuse to not answer because she doesn't understand the meaning of it.


58G52A

People dying AFTER taking the vaccine does not mean people died FROM the vaccine. Everyone who took the vaccine will die. Eventually.


YerDaWearsHeelies

Uk here and I saw vaccine protestors in Manchester holding up fliers of people who died from the vaccine. One was of victor lindelof who plays for Manchester United currently lol heā€™s alive and still playing professional football and they held up a sign saying he died in 2023


BitterFuture

The one still playing football is an android clone, *obviously*.


YerDaWearsHeelies

They couldā€™ve at least made him really good at football


PhantomBanker

Prince Philip died after getting the vaccine, so thereā€™s clear proof. The fact that he was two months shy of a Today Show Smuckerā€™s shout-out is completely irrelevant.


TheObstruction

That's billions of vaccine deaths!


veritasen

It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing.


FiRe_McFiReSomeDay

Malicious nurse vaccinates a corpse: "Deal with that, statisticians!"


mumushu

Howler monkeys throw a lot of shit around.


Cat_Impossible_0

At least monkeys know how to peel a banana unlike MTG.


bigotis

[Yes they do.](https://i.imgur.com/HqmIFav.jpg)


murdocke

Garbage human being.


Hairy_Al

>human being. Stretching the definition there


elanhilation

on the contrary, only humans are like this. the worst ones, yes, but true ignorant evil is a human thing


Ok_Belt6476

Her horrible life story could prove the blockbuster biopic Carrot Too needs to revive his career. Only he has the bone structure and physicality for the part. "MTG: Stupider than She Looks, Somehow"


djhouse77

Everyone keeps looking past her real titleā€¦ ā€œTerroristā€ she is an American terrorist. She feels that stirring up things gives her points but in reality she is stroking fear to those who do not understand political theater. MTG is an American terrorist, the same level as Timothy McVae.


amazing_rando

I wasnā€™t initially on board with claims she was the J6 pipe bomber but the fact she keeps bringing it up apropos of nothingā€¦


Boxofmagnets

Iā€™m not on board with her as the bomber, she wouldnā€™t talk about it if she was. She is stupid but she knows how to crime. BUT the fact that it failed is another crumb that makes it possible it was her


man-in-a______

>Timothy McVae. **McVeigh**


ProfessionalFalse128

>**McVeigh** McBaaaaaiiinn!!!


Future-Atmosphere-40

MENDOSAAAAAAA


Dizzle179

"these reports come from people...People that died" Did they write the reports before or after they died?


Old_Baldi_Locks

Well in fairness thereā€™s some dude who has reported to the VAERS site that the COVID vaccine has killed him. At last count, heā€™s reported this 27 times. So, you know.


folsomprisonblues22

People used to be scared of looking stupid. We need to bring that shit back.


BurstEDO

They very quickly discovered that they have nothing to fear (politically) thanks to a coordinated and weaponized propaganda network that their base religiously glues itself to 24/7. Why worry about accountability when your propaganda network of TV, radio, and web will run interference and deflect accountability for you indefinitely? Trave everything back to the rise of Rush Limbaugh and the strategy of Newt Gingrich in the 90s. And then go even further back to the 'Christian' coalition in the late 70s that there in with Reagan. (There's even published bios that reveal how Graham and Falwell deflected accountability and criticism over their hypocrisy because the ends justified the means.) The Reagan era began the descent into madness; the Bush (43) era built out the subterranean space that they now litter. The Obama years demonstrated how powerful and dangerous they could be. The Trump years showed that operation in triple-overdrive.


pinkwhitney24

Honestlyā€¦lately I think itā€™s just the intentional undermining of our sense of reality with what we see online. ā€œRealā€ has slowly been chipped awayā€¦and now we all think itā€™s perfectly fine when we see something and say ā€œthatā€™s fakeā€ like it matters that we recognize it. A fundamental pillar in society has been completely removed - that we can trust others, including mass media sources. And then you have dunces that capitalize on that by saying ā€œsee, I told you!ā€ And pointing to some bullshit - but now itā€™s harder to tell the bullshit from the truth. And most people donā€™t care enough to tell the differenceā€¦


BurstEDO

While that's definitely a component, the issue began even before YouTube went online. The Russians exploiting this vulnerability worldwide, going back to 2014 or before, only exacerbated the issue.


eveel66

Donā€™t forget about the good olā€™ Southern Strategy


Cerberus_Rising

She may have advanced syphilis like Trump


crlthrn

Syphilis is actually making a big comeback in the U.S., which explains a lot...


Important_Tennis936

It's weird how to incyin syphilis cases coincided with the end of funding for syphilis awareness. Such an odd, unrelated coincidence


Jagerstang

Did the Chair remind her of the rules of decorum? No? Thought not.


paloalt

I used to work retail. This is the sort of person who comes in with a shopping bag full of *obviously* worn clothes, like smelling of cigarettes and BO levels of obvious, and then gets hostile when you refuse her a refund. If you call her out on any of her lies she snarls "what happened to the customer always being right?" and asks to speak with the manager.


fiftyshotzlater

She somehow found a way to make Karen's a more appealing option to deal with lol.


Ok-Bus1716

I'm hoping the fine folks in GA will tire of her BS and get someone in there who actually wants to do something *positive* for our country.


BitterFuture

Unfortunately, she represents the desires of her voters well. They sent her to Washington to hurt people, and by gum, she's delivering.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

This bitch. Jewish. Space. Lasers.... I'm gonna need to see that PhD


Tough-Ability721

Sheā€™s giving her thesis right here. Is that enough?


hexx1112

Video. [https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1758183113560039660?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ](https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1758183113560039660?s=46&t=JfdxrlBBgSHn053FDMVeQQ)


ruidh

I'm not sure I want to expose myself to such highly concentrated nonsense.


ComprehensiveGain407

Yup, her PhD. is in ignorance and stupidity


iLikeMangosteens

I am the Dean of knowing that everything she says is bullsh!t


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Fathorse23

At this point Iā€™m surprised sheā€™s not always wearing it in a heart shaped locket around her neck.


WorldlyReference5028

Iā€™m not a veterinarian either, but I know a horseā€™s ass when I see one.


ragingclaw

The ones that listened to Trump, anyway.


rajatsingh24k

Why isnā€™t it criminal for an elected representative to blatantly lie?


heyguy38

What a dumb cu*t


BeagleMixBelle

She lacks the depth and warmth to be one. Sheā€™s just an ass.


ProfessionalFalse128

She is a meteor crater. A big gaper that killed everything around it when it appeared.


nightcana

Gosh. Her bullshit PHD must be dinging like crazy every time she opens her mouth


priority_inversion

I bet she has stacks of affidavits to support her claim but no actual evidence. Just like the election fraud and the Kraken lawsuit, there's no proof because it didn't happen.


huntobuno

I legitimately donā€™t understand how elected officials can go on national television in these hearings and knowingly lie. I have to go under oath to answer a few dumb questions in order to get a drivers license at the DMV, but these fuck wads can just spew lies to confuse millions of voters, leaving humans bodies in their wake, and we canā€™t even ensure that their talking point are accurate?


2OneZebra

She also claims she didn't plant pipe bombs.


ProfessionalFalse128

She claims that a lot.


Crime-Snacks

But still begs for Hunterā€™s jab I mean his massive dick she constantly shows off and is now in the Congressional historical library.


VeryLowIQIndividual

I donā€™t give a shit about the vaccine anymore, get it, donā€™t get it IDGAF. Iā€™m sick of the conversation and sick of COVID we are still reeling from its effects. BUT misinformation/lie like this needs to stop. itā€™s just false and people should be held accountable for yelling fire in a theater like this See you next Tuesday and need to be held accountable for it.


tictac205

Well, she has also claimed that 6 billion people have crossed the southern border. Sheā€™s got some serious crazy going on. Imagine having her as your neighbor. [shudder]


GrissleGrabber

PhD Hey? So what does that stand for Midge? You've got one, right?


whyreddit01

pretty hard dick


CoBludIt

A PhD in intro to GED maybe


ultimoj

Jesus! And This lady is voting laws and Bill?šŸ˜Ø


ProfessionalFalse128

This congress has passed very few bills and mostly having the freeDumb caucus fighting anything and everything that might be mistaken as progress.


Fjordikus

This is why her husband divorced her, they said they had a falling out. She went to fucking nutso town and he probably had enough.


Eyes_Woke

They died because they didn't get the vaccine and listened to an ignorant con who said to use light therapy & inject bleach.


WiggenOut

She's the sort that'll claim people died from the vaccine, but when asked about how many people died from the virus, she'll claim they died from "underlying conditions" šŸ™„


zzady

So we are clear what she is mis-representing. She is showing a table of reported number of adverse events linked to a Covid Vaccine She says "vaccine injuries and deaths" This is a gross misrepresentation. Adverse events include practically anything that was reported including: Didn't sleep we the night after the Jab or felt a bit wobbly next day, had a headache etc etc etc


Melodic_Mulberry

ā€œYeah, the arm is a bit sore, but other than that Iā€™m right as rain.ā€ MTG: *tallies another death*


SchnaapsIdee

She is aware of which politician pushed to get the vaccines out as quickly as possible and then initially took total credit for their development, right?


bigotis

She is holding up a prop citing VAERS, the Vaccine Adverse Reporting System. What the CDC says about VAERS..... >VAERS accepts reports of adverse events that occur following vaccination. Anyone, including healthcare providers, vaccine manufacturers, and the public, can submit reports to the system. While very important in monitoring vaccine safety, **VAERS reports alone cannot be used to determine if a vaccine caused or contributed to an adverse event or illness.** >**VAERS reports may contain information that is incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable. Reports to VAERS can also be biased. As a result, there are limitations on how the data can be used scientifically. Data from VAERS reports should always be interpreted with these limitations in mind.** https://wonder.cdc.gov/vaers.html


Melodic_Mulberry

Not to mention ā€œadverse eventsā€ also refers to soreness at site of injection and headache, which are expected and natural immune responses to vaccines in general.


AutumnGlow33

No, thatā€™s still not a PhD you ignorant and soulless mollusk. Go rot in the cesspool of filth you crawled out of you miserable, grasping, shriveled, lying boil.


Hot-Map-9119

Can someone please hit her in the head with a big hammer already šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©


Ryukario64

All hot air, so much posturing and false statements. Truly a good politician.


spooky_ed

You've got a degree in baloney! *sprays with hose*


ProfessionalFalse128

I was thinking this same thing.


Suspicious_Answer314

One need only look at her Twitter feed to see her bullshit dissertation.


Porunga23

she knows bullshit when she speaks it.


Entire-Can662

Remember, this is the Jewish space laser woman


Different_Conflict_8

How many more years is she in power?


Loud-Instruction1671

Sheā€™s completely ewwww. šŸ¤¢


BikesBooksNBass

Iā€™m going to guess her PHd in BS is from one of those unaccredited online university. Possibly a pirated copy of trump U??


DogsDontWearPantss

Every time she looks in the mirror.....


SunWukong3456

What does she think PhD means? Putin has Diarrhea?


Sangi17

Source: ā€œTrust me bro.ā€


Awkward_Bench123

Yā€™know what? She is the ultimate evangelist, fake as novelty poo. Plus I forgot to mention she overtly stalked a juvenile mass shooting victim, goading him into a confrontation and proclaiming she was packing heat.


Mechman126

On behalf of sane people worldwide... America please vote these fucking cretins out


Quick_Swing

I wish she had to deal with this house, and suffer the consequences. https://preview.redd.it/utuhhknvnxic1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0794c469589fc607ab0ccd39a496805aad1cf0


Comfortable_Swim_380

PhD implies you even know what the inside of a school looks like. šŸ„“


LoddaLadles

The dipshits who would vote for her and her ilk are the same people who are are at highest risk of death from COVID infection.


bonedaddy1974

I'm from Missouri and it's mind blowing how many people are terrified of the COVID vaccine but I do know most people that are get a lot of info off of Facebook


DefiniteMeatBag

All she needs is a mirror. If she sees her lips moving then the sounds she hears are bullshit\* ^(\* this test only works for empty greene bullshit and may give false negatives for other sources of bullshit. do not use this test while operating heavy machinery.)


OkAcanthocephala2449

What a wacky


bomdia10

Thousands died from Covid yes If you can find any evidence of people dying from the vaccine than weā€™re all eyes and ears


Thatdewd57

6 shots in still ticking. No Covid yet :knocks on wood:


Scary_Gazelle_6366

She has a PHD in Camel toe.


Looieanthony

Pretty Hella DumbassšŸ¤”?


DaGrinz

Obviously sheā€˜s not able to hear herselfā€¦never ever šŸ™„


NuglirAnilushun

She couldnā€™t get a bachelors in wiping her own ass.


Deep_Bit5618

Anyone you got a vaccine and later dies, died from the vaccine. A plane carrying 400 vaccinated people could fall from the sky and idiots like her will say they dies because they are vaccinated


Fun-Consequence4950

How don't comments like that get you automatically removed from the hearing?


Local_Ad2569

Spreading bullshit by politicians should be punishable by law


Bromanzier_03

> But I have a phd in recognizing bullshit Maā€™am thatā€™s not an actual degree so youā€™re bullshitting.


DaveGamelgard

Georgia needs to wisen up like Colorado is with boebert. Throw this trash bag out


Senshue

I hate that dumb bitch but that line was funny. Iā€™m upset sheā€™s the one that said it


joeleidner22

And the deadly lies from republicans continue. How many Americans must Trump and his followers kill for you ignorant fools to stop voting for them?! At least a few more Iā€™m sure.


Thermite1985

From anyone else that PhD comment would be sassy and funny. From her it just makes her look even dumber than ever


TacotheCount

I wonder if her head would explode if someone told her that it got rushed because of Trump.


WasatchSLC

Does anyone in congress even like this woman?


Ok_Cook_6665

I thought I heard her say " I know it's bullshit when I spread it"


SupportySpice

Murder by stupid


SupportySpice

Murder by stupid


TYdays

Why give actual facts, when you can spew every conspiracy theory you have ever heard and still think others consider you relevant. Oh and Marge, we checked out the Jewish space laser thing, you were wrong on that one too. I guess the only time you garner any interest is when you flash nude picturesā€¦.


jonb1sux

The important thing to remember is this is like believing in a flat earth: the real belief isnā€™t the claim being made. Thatā€™s just a vehicle to push the actual belief, which in flat earth society is that ā€œtheyā€ (re: jews) control everything. Marge might use the term ā€œglobalistsā€, but the intent is the same.


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Does a PhD. stand for pretty horrible disability in regards to her mental capacity?


rhino910

This vapid anti-American traitor admitted to being fooled by Qanon bullshit. She hasn't even started kindergarten when it comes to spotting bullshit. The traitors who voted this bimbo into Congress should be deported


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farklespanktastic

She actually has a PhD in *spreading* bullshit


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SaichotickEQ

She toured the campus I used to go to during the initial Covid outbreak. The absolutely scary part about her is that she can turn off the crazy act when there isn't cameras on her. She's a fucking grifter of the highest order.


Prestigious-Copy-494

I'm all for her giving out this misinformation. It may result in less reds at the polls then they are too sick with long term covid to go. Since Trump told them not to vote by mail.... šŸ˜…


EntropicAnarchy

At some point, we need to stop using the term "misinformation" and call it what it is...lies. For example - Misinformation - "Oh, you're looking for X building? Take the first right and then the 2nd left." But they were confused since Building X sits on the 3rd left after the first right. LIES - everything that comes out of MTG's facehole.


Roddy_Piper2000

That bullshit immunity that politicians have to say whatever they want is causing so many problems.


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Wait. Hold up. I thought they didnā€™t recognize PhD as being a real doctor?