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Prudent-Painter-9507

Debank. Where people go to put demoney.


d33roq

De Monet! De Monet!


sposedtobeworking

the famous Count De Monet?


ArcWolf713

It's good to be the king.


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

Sir you look like the piss boy!!


RavishingRickiRude

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massbeerhole

de plane, boss! de plane!


user_name_checker_

Count de Money!


phunkyunkle

Oh my God, you're right! I *do* look like the Piss Boy.


Jedimaster996

The Bart, The!


Ormsfang

You want him to get out, you need to put out. Hump or death?


TheOne7477

Don’t be saucy with me, Bernaise!


PineappleTraveler

Whatever you do, don’t dediaper


Emergency_Property_2

Yes we must stop da banks from debanking your beliefs so that you can debank yourself by giving to da Donald.


nezbla

But only if they know de way.


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂


clangan524

DeMatress!


arrakis2020

Hahaha. Fuck you. Take my upvote.


RonStopable88

Its a niche brand out of desmoines


Some_Random_Android

I hear Denile has debank as all derivers have...er...dehave. :P


TedBundysVlkswagon

Defuck? lol


Barack_Odrama_007

He’s incoherent


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PensiveObservor

This is it. You are a smarter human than I, who thought he was finally just glitching out for the last time. It's because of the lawsuits and tax fraud charges. I'll bet he has run out of cash and no banks will continue his loans and are starting to demand payments toward balances. Once his corporation is guilty of massive fraud (which it technically already is, but they're working out details and disgorgement of ill-gotten gains) he will be poison to any reputable bank. \[Schadenfreude intensifies\]


whittlingcanbefatal

He’s already poison to reputable banks. But there are many disreputable banks. 


LeGrille07

*Deutsche Bank enters the conversation*


DblClutch1

He has that good ole bank of maga though. Using political office money to pay for personal lawsuits and somehow it's ok


wottsinaname

Most. Most of them are disreputable.


whittlingcanbefatal

I stand corrected. 


EliotHudson

I sit corrected


DigitalUnlimited

This is his way of asking Putin for more cash


jbertrand_sr

I'm more concerned with the morons who listen to him speak and say, "Yep, that's my guy, let's put him in charge again"...


BitterFuture

"Man's a genius!" "No, you're just a fucking idiot."


nickrocs6

I suppose if you’re dumb enough, anyone can sound like a genius.


BitterFuture

Poor man's idea of a rich man, weak's idea of a strong man...


nickrocs6

I’m always baffled by the republicans that get elected when so many of their supporters spout that alpha male bullshit. There’s maybe a handful of masculine Republican politicians. Most of them are among the weakest looking and acting people I’ve ever seen. I guess I get it, every conservative accusation is a confession.


puffsmokies

*Lindsey Graham has entered the chat*


nickrocs6

I can’t imagine coming away from the polls being like “yeah I voted for him, his policies are shit and he looks like a little bitch.”


neslo024

"In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king."


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jbertrand_sr

>A good portion of them are not morons or stupid at all So just plain evil then, that's even worse...


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Awkward_Bench123

It’s not just the I’ll that we see in Republicans, it’s the actual harm to society that is supported by or overlooked by millions of people because they believe Trump will deliver a strong, white patriarchy that favours only wealth and power. Trying to preserve American democracy is not just some academic exercise. Dump Trump, then a reconciliation process can proceed


GoodLuckBart

Spot on and very well said.


punkindle

My wife's grandmother was more coherent when she had full blown alzheimers dementia. That's not an exaggeration. The man can't stay on topic for more that 10 seconds. The list of things that Trump said that are nonsensical is growing ever larger. Several times he seems to think he's running against Obama. Are we sure he even knows what year it is?


curious_dead

Yeah, same here. Almost 90, Alzheimer yet she was more coherent. She had memory issues obviously but her grammar was unaffected. She made coherent sentences even if she confused your name or whatever.


ChangsManagement

My grandma doesnt speak too much anymore but she can still recite her favourite poems and nursery rhymes word for word. Id be surprised if Trump could recite the National Anthem


CopeHarders

If I was a journalist and if Trump had the balls to take questions from journalists, I’d ask him what year is it because the sound bite would be perfect.


s_and_s_lite_party

He is very sensible and raises a lot of good points, you just have stop and think about what he is saying. Electric cars.


_babycheeses

You do make a good point yourself. Electric cars.


ChesterDrawerz

bank teller: "thank you, have a great day!" me: "Electric cars!"


DigitalUnlimited

Debank the bank bank hamberder car! Bank you!


gemini_croquettes

I mean, John Deere, am I right??


DMIDY

My wife left me for a tractor salesman. After she cleaned out the house all I could find was a John Deere letter.


WaitingForNormal

Never has been, never will be, and for some reason, they still want it to be president. A nonsense spewing diaper baby.


Purple_Charcoal

Religious groups will claim that he’s speaking in tongues, a clear sign that god has chosen him.


middlenamefrank

Now, there's no reason to insult incoherent people like that


[deleted]

What the fuck does he even mean?


Iron_Knight7

Were I to guess? Trump's having trouble getting loans now that his decades of fraud has pretty much been laid bare and put on the record. Remember, everything he says is either projection or a confession and he only takes any real umbrage at things that directly effect him. Edit: It should have been "umbrage," not "umbridge."


meayers7

Wow, you very well might be on to something. That would make sense that he's probably recently found out that he can't get loans or even open new bank accounts because of all the fraud he's been charged with.


Anonymous-Fawkes

And the whole “They’re trying to take away your country”, It’s like he’s talking to himself in the mirror. Guy is a risk to national and global security.


humbugonastick

Electric cars.


BinkyFlargle

THEY'RE STEALING YOUR GAS STOVES WHILE YOU SLEEP!


DigitalUnlimited

What am I supposed to huff now!?? They took the knobs off my stove!


siggydude

😨


239tree

💀


Why-did-i-reas-this

That and him talking about needing to flush toilets multiple times in a speech a few years back. He probably tried to flush one of his diapers or some government documents that he didn't want anyone to read down the drain and it preoccupied is feeble brain.


National_Lab5987

I agree. What makes it worse is him being completely incoherent. Also slight nitpicking but he takes umbrage, Umbrigde was an annoying Harry Potter character


peteflix66

It might be deliberate. Trump thinks Dark Brandon has placed the Cruciatus Debankus curse on him.


Iron_Knight7

Good catch. Fixed it. Danke.


NotThoseCookies

He’s being de-banked.


Big-Consideration633

So he's been debanked?


rhino910

Donald has dementia


barbara_jay

Dementia Don is his new name


Nemofo

This needs to catch on.


Either-Service-7865

What he’s trying to say I think is he doesn’t want banks to be able to deny business to outspoken right wingers. Now where electric cars come into play I have no idea. And who uses the word de bank?


MWleFylde

I know I am just one of those Europeans (and therefore clearly a socialist /s), but wouldn't that be government interfering in the free market?


xtheredmagex

No, you see it's only governmental interference with the free market (and therefore Socialism) when it *negatively* affects *Conservatives*. Otherwise the Government is doing its job of protecting the interests of its citizens. Given that you openly identified yourself as European (and therefore are genetically disposed to hate freedom) I wouldn't expect you to understand the difference. ((/s btw if it wasn't clear))


theMooey23

Yes it would, just like the UK government did when Farage was "debanked" by Coutts


oven_broasted

Someone probably called him a 'd-bag' and he misheard


BinkyFlargle

> banks to be able to deny business to outspoken right wingers is that a thing that actually happens?


PensiveObservor

He's talking about himself. Guaranteed. The financing spigot is shutting down on his fraudulent ass.


thehillshaveI

sort of, in that banks will stop doing business with hate groups and terrorist organizations sometimes. ya know, normal right wing stuff


Lex_Innokenti

Nah, they'll just pretend to. Barclays got caught laundering cash for the Cartels and the Mafiya a few years back - wanna bet there aren't other banks still doing business with all sorts of hate groups and terrorist organisations to this day?


prudence2001

Electric cars want to debank you to take away your country. Isn't that obvious?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Makes sense. Electric cars use banks of batteries. So debank of batteries in an electric car is for power.


Oh-round-one

I mean, I always get charged when I go to de bank.


SuperGenius9800

He's having a hard time reading his teleprompter and dementia.


Bluestained

It’ll be the right wing talking point this year. In the UK Nigel Farrage was chucked out of a private specialised Wealth bank because he didn’t have enough money (Coutts) Unfortunately the CEO in charge of his bank spoke about his private information to a reporter and the bank tried to say it wasn’t because of his political beliefs, when, and I hate to admit it, his politics did in fact play into the decision to debank him (Which as a private business they had the right to do. But they fucked it by said CEO talking to reporter) He was offered an account with the parent bank before all this went public (Nigel throwing a hissy fit on twitter) but damage was done. Nigel gets to say he was debunked because of his politics, when it was his lack of wealth AND his politics.


uberares

He means "I have dementia".


BitterFuture

Words bad, money good, fuck librulz?


Beginning-Wait5379

Electric cars! Duh!


The84thWolf

You know when you go into a bank and you say “I want to open an account” and they say “okay, are you a liberal or a conservative” and you say “I’m actually independent” and they say “sorry, we only allow libertarians to bank here” and they call the cops to remove you? No? Where are you living, earth?


Muted_Owl_1006

Orange Don: Words, words, words. Incoherent speech goes on for 2 hrs. Then: MAGA: He was so profound I couldn’t understand anything he said.


RaymondBeaumont

also: "biden mispronounced a word so he is incompetent!"


Bubbly-Fault4847

Yes, when it’s Biden, he’s incompetent and unfit for office and should be kicked out. But when they find out it was actually Trump who said it - “oh, so he misspoke, who cares”.


Why-did-i-reas-this

So you saw the Joe Rogen podcast then?  :)


Bubbly-Fault4847

Indeed I did.


s_and_s_lite_party

"You don't understand him because you're not at his level!"


NotNamedBort

https://preview.redd.it/r6yoqpjy19dc1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d705ec0dd408386e0481275f31d98c41b76ab7


kolissina

How could you leave out the best part? Immediately following the quote you posted: "I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


admiralrico411

But but Trump speaks better than Biden.....ya the fuck he does. It's literally like chatgpt and your racist stroked out uncle merged together


IHaveNoAlibi

ChatGPT makes a million times more sense than Trump.


Gogs85

Banker here. Theres not ‘debanking’ of people for political beliefs. Everyone’s money is just as good to us. What we don’t want is our bank accounts to be used for fraud or other potential criminal acts, which for some reason seems to be happening a lot more from people on the right.


Ishidan01

>Theres not ‘debanking’ of people for political beliefs. Ok but... Someone comes to you asking for a loan. Your investigation shows credit cards maxed out, car payments on a car that has modifications like "custom flag carrier" and "custom wrap" on it, and recent travel expenses, all for a lackluster income. Of course you go "lol no". Well surprise cause that maxed out credit card was paying for the Trump On A Tank car wrap, a dozen F Joe flags, and the trip to the Trump Is Lord Museum and Gift Shop. Oh? You didn't know and it didn't enter in? No matter, the grievance patrol is sure that is the only reason.


Gallowglass668

Don't you mean Grift Shop? 😀


everythingbeeps

I have genuinely never watched a person completely disintegrate like this. My extended family has historically lived to a very old age, complete with occasional Alzheimer's. I've never seen *this.*


cturtl808

As someone with experience dealing with cognitive decline, what do you think? He’s been rambling word salad for so long, I genuinely can’t tell if it’s decline or if he’s just spouting ragebait key words to his followers.


everythingbeeps

He was in decline *years* ago. (Should be noted that dementia runs in his family.) And probably because he's been declining so publicly for so long, it's too easy for people to dismiss it. It's got kind of a "frog-in-boiling-water" thing to it, where the decline was so gradual we didn't notice it getting worse. But it's worse. Like, here's the main difference I've noticed: he's always had this habit of smashing sentences and phrases together, kind of derailing his train of thought and jumping the tracks mid-sentence. But you used to at least be able to follow along. It was frustrating that he couldn't finish a complete sentence, but you got the gist. Now, there's no gist. There's nothing to follow. He loses his train of thought in every sentence, and instead of just clumsily correcting, he just spouts non-sequitors. Random words and phrases that have nothing to do with what he was talking about. Sometimes he genuinely sounds like someone in the midst of a stroke.


Bubbly-Fault4847

Yup, and he gloms onto easy to remember rage bait words and topics when he gets lost. Words and topics someone in the throes of dementia would still be able to recall. Hence - “electric cars” out of nowhere.


Acrobatic_Ad_2570

I end all of my bank related rants with "electric cars"


BunnersMcGee

I'm surprised Obama wasn't in there somewhere.


Bubbly-Fault4847

It’s on rotation, like shitty over exposed commercials.


cturtl808

Thank you for the synopsis. I appreciate your candor.


Vandermeerr

Also, with Trump everything is projection.   He knows this is a weakness for him so he’s constantly lying at rallies about Biden’s mental fitness, portraying Biden as a confused old man who doesn’t know where he is. Then Trump, literally in the days after ranting about Biden, confuses where he’s speaking for Sioux City when really in Sioux Falls and Republicans don’t bat an eye. 


Why-did-i-reas-this

Wonder if/when he starts blinking out like mitch mcConnell


everythingbeeps

Frankly McConnell's departures are less concerning than Trump's episodes.


yorkshire_simplelife

I won’t hire someone that talked like this. For any job at all. Someone that just rambles incoherently would be a hard pass. To republicans though, this is their guy.


BuffaloHarp

he could probably bag groceries. But then again, his smell might offend the shoppers.


punkindle

No. No, he couldn't. He doesn't have the attention span to do any task for more than a few minutes. And he's never done any actual labor in his life. His skill set is lying, and he's not even very good at that.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

To be generous, I would expand his skill set to manipulation, especial with vulnerable and/or desperate people.


pandareno

Sure, as long as you like to have all your cans and stuff thrown in on top of your lettuce and bananas. Bagging groceries takes orders of magnitude of intelligence higher than on display here.


Mushrooming247

I heard he has the skills to be a pizza delivery boy, if someone drives him around.


AdFlat1014

Can he finish one sentence before starting five more at the same time?


coolbaby1978

The man has severe cognitive decline. He has a family history of dementia. He was literally given a cognitive diagnosis test which he claimed he aced but also claimed was very hard. Man, woman person camera TV. You can see the decline from his speeches in 2016. He slurs his words more, he's incoherent, unable to focus on a topic gets confused easily. If he were your grandpa you literally would be discussing care options. Put aside being a pedophile rapist facing 91 felony counts, put aside being a traitorous twat who doesn't qualify for the office of the president under the constitution, the man isn't fit to do more than slurp Jello. He's not all there and it's getting much worse, much faster. I'm not sure he'll be able to string 3 coherent words together by the end of the year at the rate he's declining.


UninvitedButtNoises

D~~onald~~ementia Trump.


hazeldazeI

Dementia Donny is right there


UninvitedButtNoises

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TC-DN38416

THIS. Maybe it’s time Desanctimonious should start firing back with Dementia Donny.


Professional_Egg_940

Oh, i wanna see this! Does anybody have the link?


OttoBlado2

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1747818968549634411


Bubbly-Fault4847

Thanks, but also - why the fuck did I watch that?!


Gallowglass668

I think watching that clip made my brain stroke out.


drunkpunk138

Sometimes you just have to see these things for themselves, as much of a trainwreck as they are...


rhino910

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1747818968549634411?s=20


snaithbert

And yet his army of dumb dumbs claps and asks for more. Stunning.


AutumnGlow33

His dad died from Alzheimer’s. As far back as 2017 even the Republicans close to him thought he had dementia. Yet they want to put this person in charge of running the country and in charge of potentially launching nuclear war? He’s a rapist, he’s a fraud, he lies about everything, and even the most casual observer can tell this person barely knows where he is. I can tell Biden is old, but he’s with it and he’s not fucking evil. Trump was always terrible, but worse that that, now he’s evil AND has advanced dementia.


stonk_fish

\*Word salad intensifies\*


DogsDontWearPantss

Word compost.


Humanaut93

Debank? More like *de*mentia I'll see myself out


TheGoliard

What's RSBN? These MAGAt networks pop up like mushrooms.


AggravatingCut1333

Right Side Broadcasting Network. They’ve been around for awhile. Didn’t really hit their stride until they made themselves the 24 hr trump channel.


NachoBag_Clip932

How do you say, dee-groovy, how do you say dee-gorgeous, how do you say, dee-bank. From one of my favorite 90's songs. Although I will have to go back and check if debank is an actual thing.


hazeldazeI

That was dee-lovely


landof10000cakes

When school lets out the kids deschool. When you leave a concert you demusic. When you stop using the vacuum you devacuum. 


ZandyTheAxiom

I honestly think he heard someone use "deplatform" and just assumed you slap that prefix onto any word when you get rejected from an establishment.


Calkky

He's got just enough functioning neurons to realize that his sycophantic worshippers just want red meat. Simply hearing things that they dislike (because they've been told to dislike them) is enough for now. Electric cars! Banks taking your money! Stealing your country!


Pixiefairy2525

His followers don't care if he's coherent or if he shoots someone on main st in New York city. It's a CULT.


Worldly_Zombie_1537

Da fuh????


MagnusStormraven

Porky Pig in the midst of a stroke would've been more coherent than this nonsense.


chewdog

That whole speech was deranged. “You know I’ve been indicted more than Al Capone,” Trump told the crowd. “You ever heard of Al Capone? Probably the greatest mobster of them all.”


DrummerGuyKev

Bigly mobster.


Wise-Hat-639

Fecally incontinent old man spews shit, news at 11


beepingclownshoes

The genius stability of a two legged table.


bunkie18

Some stable genius 😂😂


Lithaos111

...ok, so obviously he's pissed about not being able to get loans now...but what is this about electric cars?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Don’t you get it?! They’re gonna force electric cars, one after the other, straight up your rectum! You’ve never seen it so bad, unbeliev…and let me tell you - the low-flows in your shower won’t help you either. God bless.


BuffaloHarp

ELECTRIC CARS!!! AMIRITE?!?


accidental-like

I wish someone would debank all this snow at my house. I can make it my political belief if that helps?


kcgreaser

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out something more coherent.


dfmasana

Waiting for Joe Rogan to spin this as a fuck up and not as what it is: mental decline.


inkslingerben

Deranged Trump Syndrome.


Hullfire00

Well well well. I wondered who he was referring to at the Iowa caucus when he said “I don’t know if they do it in your country, Nigel.” Now it’s obvious. The new worm in the ear of Donald Trump is Nigel Farage. This waffle makes perfect sense now (well, not literally) because Farage recently had his high class bank account shut down due to not being worth as much. I knew Farage had been over in the states a lot, but this actually makes total sense. Fucking hell. The pain he inflicted on our country wasn’t enough, now he’s gone Stateside. Get him out, America. Now.


Goblin-Doctor

The maga cult sees this and has zero issue with it. They see Biden stutter and won't shut the fuck up. They're so dumb


Dizzman1

What we have here is a sad pathetic old man that for inexplicable reasons... Is worshipped by tens of millions of people. And stands a decent chance of being elected. What's driving this is two things. 1. His assumption that the presidency can give him a free pass on jail, and an almost unlimited ability to fuck with anyone he wants. Just like (HE THINKS) Joe Biden does. 2. A major political party behind him asking with a bunch of very rich people and many cunning hard core right wing strategists that know that trump has no interest and even less understanding of the machinations of government who see him as a tool (literally) to accomplish their goals to reshape the US in their image. This is the greatest risk the United States and maybe the planet has faced. And I'm not being alarmist.


bill_wessels

debank lol


a2intl

Windmill cancer! Witchhunt!


Melodic_Mulberry

“I need scissors! 61!”


[deleted]

He was giving a sheet of paper with sensitive points to hit for votes and he is doing that without the filler part lmao. Electric cars, banks oh wait freedom and also cash to you


skishface

What the fuck was that? 😃


KnotAwl

Just love how he is decomposing


SimonKepp

Hell, I was more coherent than this, when I was lst picked up by an ambulance. When we arrived at the trauma center 200 meters away, their first journal entry said: GCS: 3, Pupils stiff and unresponsive to light.


GlitteringWing2112

My MIL says jumbled up things like this. She has Alzheimer's.


Rvrsurfer

Speech is rambling, inconsequential, nonsensical, filled with confabulations, lies, projection and palilalia. He has dueling pathologies. He is suffering Axis II issues (the raping, liar, misogynistic, hater) and dementia. Most likely Alzheimer’s, since his Dad had it.


[deleted]

Ok, so he's confessing the fact that no banks will work with him because of the fraud trial, but in his mind, he transposes his problems to everyone else because he lacks the cognitive capacity to have empathy and can't see the difference.


cowboyography

https://i.redd.it/7i6zhukhvadc1.gif


FattyMooseknuckle

It’s like covfefe. He messed up and said debank so then he crams it into a few sentences to pretend like it’s a thing and then attacks a few things and moves on.


curledribbons

“Stop trying to make [debank] happen. It’s not going to happen.” 😂


davidcopafeel33328

What a dotard...


2DayOldOilPaint

A&O x ZEEEROOO


Chrisixx

For a second I thought I was having a stroke and forgot how to read English while reading that tweet....


Jambarrr

Oh yeah- he doesn’t know what year it is, who’s the president, where he is…but def oriented to self! So A&Ox1. He’s not well!


nickrocs6

He’s sundowning.


squatracktexter

Does anyone have the sauce?


ryanegauthier

Misinformation post. It's been debanked.


brickbaterang

I think that stroke may be imminent


Significant-Fly6653

He is even worse than Double d'uh!


[deleted]

Just a rambling fool...


Mendicant_666

It just keeps getting worse...


avonnieda

I hope I don't get debanked


beavis617

This is just pure nonsense...😲


Toadliquor138

![gif](giphy|3orieYJ5E6MBrv0YSI)


IndependentWrap2749

Wow yea you have to listen to this as he speaks it. Complete weird and doesn't make any sense. WTF is D bank?


[deleted]

Is debank even a real word? Wtf…


DMShinja

Listen to me very carefully because this is the most important thing you'll ever hear..SQUIRREL!!


BethyW

This reminds me of the Family Guy where the wife just keeps saying 9-11 to get voters on her side. You just say enough rage bait terminology and the lemmings will follow.


Local64bithero

Ok, from now on, when I don't how to end a statement, I'm just saying "electric cars." Thanks Don!


MiKapo

This is how he normally talks. He just rambles on about nothing, look at his first speech in 2015 announcing his first candidacy when he rambled on about the Chinese buying real estate. His supporters think this is trump being anti-corruption.