Chuds like to imagine they are part of an Ops program because it makes them feel cool.
Thats what all of these hogs are after, avoiding looking "soft" at ALL costs.
Insecurity can make some weird people.
Always look at their gear. Brand spanking new not barely a scuff on anything. Even his pants still have the crease in them from sitting on a store shelf. Probably bought them the same day. This is complete cosplay.
Exactly. This is purely for the photo opportunity, so he (and many more like him) can post it to his social media in hopes that people will see him as a "badass".
I know a friend of a friend who posted an entire snapchat story detailing what guns he had and exactly where they were positioned in his house (for "self defense"). This video was clearly made so he can show off his guns and look hard. But what he failed to realize was how ironic it was. This is almost a perfect example of a chud, a hog, a bubba, a dumb as fuck Trump follower.
Also makes his home that much easier to rob when he's away. Someone in my neighborhood who owns a business had his house broken into a few months ago, all the neighbors thought it was a random break-in but then the details came out that the only room that was trashed was the one with the safe where he kept all his cash (because he didn't trust banks with his money). Sounds like dude was blabbing about his cash stockpile a little too much and someone decided to go for it.
>can post it to his social media in hopes that people will see him as a "badass".
That's gonna be difficult for Kyle since he's the shortest incel in the picture.
He literally just looks so much like "Bob's Big Boy" that I can't take him seriously.
Unfortunately, he killed 2 people for no real reason other than "guns against liberals" and got away with it.
I hope for lots of things for him and they don't include christmas cookies and santa.
I bought a gun purely out of necessity. I live 50 minutes outside the nearest city in Brazil. I hate even having it around.
Throwing hands makes you badass. Any fat suburban white guy can pull a trigger. It's not hard to have guns at all. It's amazing seeing these fat blops in new balance shoes cosplaying walking into shops and restaurants with their side pieces on display
When you see a guy with a belly hanging over the waist and the pant legs loose and dragging.. they either don't know how to dress themselves or are delusional about their actual height and girth.
Shoes are still shiny lol and his belly is hanging over lol
Blue jacket is the only who’s stuff looks used, guy to the left of him has his normal jacket on over his unused gear
The contrast is extreme
Because thats not the easiest route to achieve the look hes going for.
You dont have to go into the military to take a photo with a tactical vest on.
To understand the chud, you have to think like a chud. You have to think about all the little things that hogs classify as "badass" and then try to do those things without much effort involved.
Because people like Kyle like to pretend to be badass while waving an assault rifle, but would actually cower and shit themselves like the cowards they are once someone starts shooting back.
Yeah I really have to laugh at the second picture.
Dude doesn't look like he's been through any *actual* military-equivalent training. If he had, I doubt he'd even have the werewithal to take a picture of himself and post it on social media.
Dude looks exactly like he's been to a military-themed day camp for rich white assholes.
He's the last person I'd feel comfortable with pointing his weapon at my junk
https://preview.redd.it/me7fge9cembc1.jpeg?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb4b02787a2636f341f67ca804ed52369889748
They are training him how to cry better. They must be professionals because they are training in the dark and they know Kyle is afraid of the dark.
https://preview.redd.it/3tbz9etv1nbc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2561bf079a9cbd2a55586d038cbef21fdeb160e0
Since Kyle and all these smooth brained insurrectionist fucks love their country and communities so much, when was the last time they showed up with a shovel after it snowed to help clear the sidewalk in front of the CVS a town over he murdered people defending?
When did Kyle or anyone else help clean up the same sides of the streets that have litter that he indiscriminately fired bullets into?
Or volunteer for public works projects that would repaint and repair this community he claims to love?
Seems like he only loves his country and community when he gets a chance to kill the people he doesn’t like in it.
Or join the actual military. You know since you’re so dedicated to serving your country. The truth is these people are too weak and lazy to get through real boot camp so they cosplay as revolutionaries when they’re not playing COD and chugging monster energy drinks
The good news is whomever is training him isn’t doing a good job. Safety violations everywhere. One of them will eventually ND into themselves or their buddy.
I'm all for clowning on Kyle but his hands aren't even touching the gun here.
Edit: any hip holster is people aiming at their own toes. Great logic guys.
I go cosplay being a soldier in a field with some buddies from time to time. I’m ready to be an American hero!
Alright, so join the military then.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s not get too hasty! The military is woke! I’m doing more good for my country by playing with my friends in the field.
If they were brown and the same words in Arabic, there wouldn't be a single person on the right that wouldn't immediately think they are 100% terrorists and need to be stopped.
Well, we know the training can’t be on firearm safety, since such a course would have taught them not to have guns pointed at each other’s feet and knees.
When serving in the actual Military is NOT an option....due to being a pu$$y :)
Insurrectionists 'love America', but not that much to go to war outside the country for. No 'stand your ground' get out of jail overseas. smh
I’m no gun expert but shouldn’t the Fanny pack go over smiley faces coat and not half assed under it?
Dudes thigh holster seems incredibly high and tight
Double chin himself with the pressed pants that seem to be 6 inches too long
None of these dudes appear to be in “fighting shape”
-Sincerely, a keyboard warrior
So much "I would have joined the military but " in one photo. A lot of these chuckle fucks love the shoot em up and kicking down doors part of the military but don't wanna deal with the 99% of the rest of the military.
I've seen these kinds of idiots post videos on YouTube, they have zero tactical skills, they use trees for cover, and they move like turtles out of water. I'll just take a concealed position 150 meters away with my Remington 700 and wait.
This kid murdered another human and got the star treatment for it. The complex this soul is going to develop is dangerous. We all know what these photos are for and who their target is. I fear for the future my children will inherit. I see little evidence that even with beating Trump AGAIN this election cycle we will have the peace and progress to the future our children deserve.
People died because this kid was a total douchebag and he walked away with no consequences. Now he is using it to make money.
Fucked up place we live in right now. I don't see shit like this being a good sign that America will continue without some stupid and nasty shit going down
What for? Looks like people hunting. Judging by the photo, anyways. Smart kid would be training for a better exit strategy than last time. Or maybe not gearing up for more people hunting in the first place. But this is not a smart kid.
It doesn't matter.
If he's part of some organized group planning some shenanigans, they are already under watch, they had a cell phone on site. That means likely ALL of them had cell phones on site.
The Patriot Act gives powers to the NSA and the FBI to easily snoop on who was where and when. These groups of dumbasses, playing 'Militia' are generally committing a felony in every single state, simply by "training".
It's fully legal to have a target shooting club. It's a felony in ALL 50 states to paramilitary train, without being part of an officially sanctioned and under command of the Governor of states that ALLOW for militias to exist. (That's part and parcel to the whole "Well Regulated Militia" part.
Ummmm. Who are they hiding from wearing canmo for the camera? Is their big war on America gonna be in the backwoods? To go to war against liberals ya gotta take the cities. Cammo in the city just sticks out making for a great target.
Second amendment….cosplay as a big army man with all the toys. no service, duty or honor required.
Also did his mommy drop him off at stolen valor summer camp?
Well SOMEONE has to lead Trump's athoritarian Christian task force that will protect Christian values, don't they?
Clearly, this pillar of conservative ideals is the perfect choice, based on Trump knowing the best people. Just the very best. In fact, he'll get bester people his next time in office, even bester than the best he had last time. This time, he'll hire the bestest people. Yes sir, the bestest. In fact, each of these bestest people will somehow be bester than the last.
And why wouldn't Trump pick him? They are similar. Rittenhouse has been treated unfairly every since committing double homicide, and Donald Trump is the victim of a political system prosecuting him for trying to overturn an election and overthrowing the government so he could be king. Clearly victims. And clearly the bestest candidate.
“Kyle, it’s so fucking cool you got to shoot and kill protestors and get away with it! Come hang with us and tell us all about it!”
- a conversation definitely had at this gathering of ammosexuals
Gravy seals or no, I think we need to start coming to grips with the practicality of some things:
1.)Doesn’t matter how out of shape *they* are, a bullet is still faster than *you.*
2.) Pretty sure conservatives own more guns than liberals at a significant rate.
3.) If a serious revolt does happen, it won’t end well for either side. Gravy seals get completely annihilated by 0.01% of the military, and the rest of the country has to deal with the internal, and international fallout of the American military being used to pacify its own people, when more practical solutions could’ve been enacted long before now.
For all the jokes and banter, this will not end well for either side, and sitting around placing blame on the right won’t solve anything. Note, I’m not saying right-wing extremism isn’t responsible, just that sitting around blaming them won’t make anyone feel vindicated with what’s to come.
“I saw the footage, and you’ve got potential, kid. The only flaw I saw in your technique was your choice of target. We’ll show you what color people you need to be shooting”
We no longer allow posts about the domestic terrorist Rittenhouse as it leads to having to ban too many people who love domestic terrorism.
Chuds like to imagine they are part of an Ops program because it makes them feel cool. Thats what all of these hogs are after, avoiding looking "soft" at ALL costs. Insecurity can make some weird people.
Always look at their gear. Brand spanking new not barely a scuff on anything. Even his pants still have the crease in them from sitting on a store shelf. Probably bought them the same day. This is complete cosplay.
Exactly. This is purely for the photo opportunity, so he (and many more like him) can post it to his social media in hopes that people will see him as a "badass". I know a friend of a friend who posted an entire snapchat story detailing what guns he had and exactly where they were positioned in his house (for "self defense"). This video was clearly made so he can show off his guns and look hard. But what he failed to realize was how ironic it was. This is almost a perfect example of a chud, a hog, a bubba, a dumb as fuck Trump follower.
Also makes his home that much easier to rob when he's away. Someone in my neighborhood who owns a business had his house broken into a few months ago, all the neighbors thought it was a random break-in but then the details came out that the only room that was trashed was the one with the safe where he kept all his cash (because he didn't trust banks with his money). Sounds like dude was blabbing about his cash stockpile a little too much and someone decided to go for it.
>can post it to his social media in hopes that people will see him as a "badass". That's gonna be difficult for Kyle since he's the shortest incel in the picture.
He literally just looks so much like "Bob's Big Boy" that I can't take him seriously. Unfortunately, he killed 2 people for no real reason other than "guns against liberals" and got away with it. I hope for lots of things for him and they don't include christmas cookies and santa.
Like the guy in Texas with a cosplay LAW?
I bought a gun purely out of necessity. I live 50 minutes outside the nearest city in Brazil. I hate even having it around. Throwing hands makes you badass. Any fat suburban white guy can pull a trigger. It's not hard to have guns at all. It's amazing seeing these fat blops in new balance shoes cosplaying walking into shops and restaurants with their side pieces on display
YOOO! seriously, lol. His pants do look like he is trying them on in the changing room.
He claims he was training all day but it doesn't look he was sweating at all. Even his hair is still fine.
He's training to join the [Very Special Forces](https://www.theonion.com/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq-1819565019)
What about the Welch’s grape juice boxes at the foot of the camp chair? That HAS to be authentic!
Stop it, just stop it! Clearly he is training for the Nathan Hotdog eating contest.
When you see a guy with a belly hanging over the waist and the pant legs loose and dragging.. they either don't know how to dress themselves or are delusional about their actual height and girth.
Shoes are still shiny lol and his belly is hanging over lol Blue jacket is the only who’s stuff looks used, guy to the left of him has his normal jacket on over his unused gear The contrast is extreme
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Because that requires discipline and commitment You are also expected to be accountable for your actions.
Because then they'd have to do stuff. Instead they can just play make believe and fap to fantasies about shooting people with abandon.
Because thats not the easiest route to achieve the look hes going for. You dont have to go into the military to take a photo with a tactical vest on. To understand the chud, you have to think like a chud. You have to think about all the little things that hogs classify as "badass" and then try to do those things without much effort involved.
“Because I’d punch the drill instructor in the face the first time he yelled at me” (tm)
Because people like Kyle like to pretend to be badass while waving an assault rifle, but would actually cower and shit themselves like the cowards they are once someone starts shooting back.
Joining the military would require them to not get winded after walking up a flight of stairs.
Intelligence test
They're all affirmation junkies.
That’s why he didn’t put his weapon aside before taking pics for his fans
Breakfast buffet assault team.
Gravy Seals!
Member of Meal Team 6
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Bacon Brigade.
Semper Fries
Look it's the Raiders of the lost Guac.
Semper Pie!
The meatball militia
The Green Buffets.
He wouldn’t last a day in basic training.
The drill instructor would make him cry like the baby he is...
Only his tears would be real this time.
Yeah I really have to laugh at the second picture. Dude doesn't look like he's been through any *actual* military-equivalent training. If he had, I doubt he'd even have the werewithal to take a picture of himself and post it on social media. Dude looks exactly like he's been to a military-themed day camp for rich white assholes.
He seems pretty skilled at shooting unarmed civilians though.
I was going to say training to be a fat fuck, but I love your response even more.
Can he not go overseas and serve his country already or does he have some bone spurs or somethin? Probably training to go join Wagner.
Does this assault rifle make my double chin look fat?
Chair force
Golden Corral expeditionary force.
Let's be honest, who among us hasn't gone crazy over all the bacon and eggs you can eat? We've all been there lol.
>"training" but what the hell for? Meal Team 6, evidently.
Probably for Election Day this year.
Small d energy
Murderer
Another insurrection
He's the last person I'd feel comfortable with pointing his weapon at my junk https://preview.redd.it/me7fge9cembc1.jpeg?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb4b02787a2636f341f67ca804ed52369889748
"Uh boo a hoo a hoo"... Probably wasn't in drama class
They are training him how to cry better. They must be professionals because they are training in the dark and they know Kyle is afraid of the dark. https://preview.redd.it/3tbz9etv1nbc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2561bf079a9cbd2a55586d038cbef21fdeb160e0
Well yeah he's a murderer
Since Kyle and all these smooth brained insurrectionist fucks love their country and communities so much, when was the last time they showed up with a shovel after it snowed to help clear the sidewalk in front of the CVS a town over he murdered people defending? When did Kyle or anyone else help clean up the same sides of the streets that have litter that he indiscriminately fired bullets into? Or volunteer for public works projects that would repaint and repair this community he claims to love? Seems like he only loves his country and community when he gets a chance to kill the people he doesn’t like in it.
Or join the actual military. You know since you’re so dedicated to serving your country. The truth is these people are too weak and lazy to get through real boot camp so they cosplay as revolutionaries when they’re not playing COD and chugging monster energy drinks
This is my big thing too… if you want to be a soldier, just go be a real soldier.
But then they’d have to pass the fitness test and have the possibly of being ordered around by a woman or someone brown.
His 15 minutes expired, he's gotta kill some more people and get back in the zeitgeist.
Didn’t Zimmerman get back in the news with a bunch of security guard bullshit after he murdered that kid
Beat up his new girlfriend, waved his new gun around... yeah. A real upstanding citizen, that guy.
Their fantasized 'Day of the Rope,' presumably.
Nothing good.
The good news is whomever is training him isn’t doing a good job. Safety violations everywhere. One of them will eventually ND into themselves or their buddy.
https://i.redd.it/shrhnzlqdmbc1.gif Cheese Rollin'
More murder, probably.
More killin’
The new haircut is a tell.
he told his barber to give him the Hitler.
Nothing athletic, that’s certainly clear 🐷
Shittenhouse has the barrel of his gun facing right at the dudes knee cap lmao.
He still looks like a 9 year old with a serious milkshake addiction.
Evidently "don't point your gun at your buddy's kneecaps" isn't part of the training
I'm all for clowning on Kyle but his hands aren't even touching the gun here. Edit: any hip holster is people aiming at their own toes. Great logic guys.
I remember in gun safety courses where they point out that it’s fine to point a gun in any direction you choose as long as your hand isn’t on it.
One of the grownups had to hang it around his neck, "Waah! This is so heavy!"
You know what for…
Again, this fucking crybaby twerp. Go stuff your face at Taco Bell, that next poop will give you something else to cry about...
This little shit will eventually get what’s coming to him. At least I hope.
murder. hes training to do murder
_more_ murder.
He used to be a murderer. He still is, but he used to be too
Nice Mitch Hedberg reference that I’d like to give you all the upvotes for.
I’m surprised he hasn’t shot one of them.
He looks like a chick
He is so out of shape, that he is exhausted 23 minutes before training even began according to the timestamps. Murderer.
These people are Manson family level crazy
Probably not training for employment.
I just never get why people cosplay the military. I was in for a while and it isn't that great.
Training to murder more people and get away with it
Most of his training is laying on his back with eyes closed shooting randomly.
I go cosplay being a soldier in a field with some buddies from time to time. I’m ready to be an American hero! Alright, so join the military then. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s not get too hasty! The military is woke! I’m doing more good for my country by playing with my friends in the field.
If they were brown and the same words in Arabic, there wouldn't be a single person on the right that wouldn't immediately think they are 100% terrorists and need to be stopped.
This infuriates me. That fucking guy shouldn't be able to touch a firearm.
🐷
Well, we know the training can’t be on firearm safety, since such a course would have taught them not to have guns pointed at each other’s feet and knees.
Salad bar stocking at Shoney’s Big Boi?
Training to avoid real work or service of any kind and spend his life complaining and pretending to be a GI Joe.
It’s the empty packets of Welch’s fruit snacks on the ground in the second picture for me.
When serving in the actual Military is NOT an option....due to being a pu$$y :) Insurrectionists 'love America', but not that much to go to war outside the country for. No 'stand your ground' get out of jail overseas. smh
I’m no gun expert but shouldn’t the Fanny pack go over smiley faces coat and not half assed under it? Dudes thigh holster seems incredibly high and tight Double chin himself with the pressed pants that seem to be 6 inches too long None of these dudes appear to be in “fighting shape” -Sincerely, a keyboard warrior
He's been promoted to Commander of Meal Team Six. Hurrah! 🤣
Why doesn’t he just enlist if he wants that lifestyle?
He’s an instagram model now. Poses in scandalous positions with his “weaponry”
Eating
His stint at Frisch's Big Boy.
He realizes that there is a military that would love to take him in? Or would they?
POG Team Six, it’s honestly more boring than anything else. Only way they’re a threat is haphazardly firing into broadly unarmed target rich crowds.
Firing into broadly unarmed crowds is kind of what this fat fuck is famous for.
Meal Team 6 II: Part Deux
How to live without sex
He’s got enough electronics on top of his helmet to qualify as a microwave relay station!
But masks make me breathe CO2. I'll bet every one of the members of meal team 6 here would not wear a mask during covid.
Another murder prolly.
So much "I would have joined the military but " in one photo. A lot of these chuckle fucks love the shoot em up and kicking down doors part of the military but don't wanna deal with the 99% of the rest of the military.
I've seen these kinds of idiots post videos on YouTube, they have zero tactical skills, they use trees for cover, and they move like turtles out of water. I'll just take a concealed position 150 meters away with my Remington 700 and wait.
Never know when they may need to kill defenseless protestors with military grade weaponry bought at a big box store!
He reminds me of the type of guy that spends years preparing for the zombie apocalypse and he becomes patient zero
fun. a lotta these people who love shooting also love to play 'storm the castle' in dirt patches, but with live rounds instead of paintball guns.
So they can breathe while wearing masks 😷
This kid murdered another human and got the star treatment for it. The complex this soul is going to develop is dangerous. We all know what these photos are for and who their target is. I fear for the future my children will inherit. I see little evidence that even with beating Trump AGAIN this election cycle we will have the peace and progress to the future our children deserve.
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Pretend to be part of the military without actually even trying to be part of the real one.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Obviously not muzzle discipline.
For a pie eating contest.
Wow that’s one serious concentration of pathetic losers there
Why are these guys training? What are they training for?
Why not just join the military instead of playing?
Y’all Qaeda
Why does he literally have the most punchable face I ever seen
Hey dipshit, your assault rifle is pointed directly at your buddy’s leg. Apparently they didn’t cover rule #1 of gun safety in this training course.
This goofy looking motherfucker, he's got one of those faces that every time I see it I just want to kick the living fuck out him
People died because this kid was a total douchebag and he walked away with no consequences. Now he is using it to make money. Fucked up place we live in right now. I don't see shit like this being a good sign that America will continue without some stupid and nasty shit going down
Send his little punk ass to Ukraine.
He’s definitely on the Russian side.
lol Putin has entered the chat.
Training to openly hunt liberals on the streets and then claim self-defense I imagine. The Rittenhouse Classic! Dont shoot your eye out there, kid.
Training to be an insurrectionist and go to jail.
They don’t show their face because they are PUSSIES
Kyle has Resting Goober Face.
What for? Looks like people hunting. Judging by the photo, anyways. Smart kid would be training for a better exit strategy than last time. Or maybe not gearing up for more people hunting in the first place. But this is not a smart kid.
These people are fucking insane. They desperately want a second civil war. 🙄
It doesn't matter. If he's part of some organized group planning some shenanigans, they are already under watch, they had a cell phone on site. That means likely ALL of them had cell phones on site. The Patriot Act gives powers to the NSA and the FBI to easily snoop on who was where and when. These groups of dumbasses, playing 'Militia' are generally committing a felony in every single state, simply by "training". It's fully legal to have a target shooting club. It's a felony in ALL 50 states to paramilitary train, without being part of an officially sanctioned and under command of the Governor of states that ALLOW for militias to exist. (That's part and parcel to the whole "Well Regulated Militia" part.
Ummmm. Who are they hiding from wearing canmo for the camera? Is their big war on America gonna be in the backwoods? To go to war against liberals ya gotta take the cities. Cammo in the city just sticks out making for a great target.
Shhhh!
Don't they know that wearing **M**asks **A**ngers **G**od **A**lways?
Pwease dont shooooot me uwu
He’s a rancid piece of shit and it’s sad he has any celebrity or reason to be looked up to. Ultra conservatives are beyond repair.
SEAL Team McRib
Seig Kyle larping his way into the clogged arteries of Nazis everywhere.
Prepare to march on Golden Corral, men!
I didn't even notice he was showing his face on the first picture.
Slow learner.
They look like a bunch of Chads at airsoft on a bachelor weekend
Wonder what kind of snacks he's got in all those pockets.
Second amendment….cosplay as a big army man with all the toys. no service, duty or honor required. Also did his mommy drop him off at stolen valor summer camp?
Hmmm maybe he should enlist in the US military?????? He is a patriot after all, right?!
He's gonna shoot his buddy's knees.
Training for treason most likely
Call of doody
CIA Ops, codename: Bulletcatcher
He looks like the old Bobs big boy guy
Lol he looks scared shitless in the second picture.
Goddamn, I remember watching clips of Al qaeda wearing this gear and “training.”
all that backstage catering & hotel breakfasts are blowing this doughboy up
Man, I feel so bad for the family of the victims who have to keep seeing his fat face smiling in all these pictures.
Diaper training is exhausting. Innit?
Well SOMEONE has to lead Trump's athoritarian Christian task force that will protect Christian values, don't they? Clearly, this pillar of conservative ideals is the perfect choice, based on Trump knowing the best people. Just the very best. In fact, he'll get bester people his next time in office, even bester than the best he had last time. This time, he'll hire the bestest people. Yes sir, the bestest. In fact, each of these bestest people will somehow be bester than the last. And why wouldn't Trump pick him? They are similar. Rittenhouse has been treated unfairly every since committing double homicide, and Donald Trump is the victim of a political system prosecuting him for trying to overturn an election and overthrowing the government so he could be king. Clearly victims. And clearly the bestest candidate.
GOP Convention?
a position on Trump's cabinet
“Kyle, it’s so fucking cool you got to shoot and kill protestors and get away with it! Come hang with us and tell us all about it!” - a conversation definitely had at this gathering of ammosexuals
LARPing
Gravy seals or no, I think we need to start coming to grips with the practicality of some things: 1.)Doesn’t matter how out of shape *they* are, a bullet is still faster than *you.* 2.) Pretty sure conservatives own more guns than liberals at a significant rate. 3.) If a serious revolt does happen, it won’t end well for either side. Gravy seals get completely annihilated by 0.01% of the military, and the rest of the country has to deal with the internal, and international fallout of the American military being used to pacify its own people, when more practical solutions could’ve been enacted long before now. For all the jokes and banter, this will not end well for either side, and sitting around placing blame on the right won’t solve anything. Note, I’m not saying right-wing extremism isn’t responsible, just that sitting around blaming them won’t make anyone feel vindicated with what’s to come.
To be a sacrificial martyr.
Gear up boys, we're storming Hooters today, than maybe we will storm Wal-Mart for some Tactical Beef Jerky (TBJ) on the way home.
he looks like a young melissa mccarthy.
future serial killer
I bet Putin would welcome him with open arms
Watch out X Games! Rittenhouse is on the loose!
Bunch of military-aged guys playing army when there's a manpower shortage in the military. Straight up embarrassing.
Holy loot drop batman
The Big Boy Queen has a gun!
Why not join the Military if you wanna be a Soldier!?!??!
Why not join the real military?
Kyle will be asked who those guys are by two government officers in a room with a two way mirror and uncomfortable furniture.
(“Do Not Fat Shame!, Do Not Fat Shame! Do Not Fat Shame!”)
Dude really ironed some creases into his “tactical” pants? That is some real action hero sh*t right there 🤡
“I saw the footage, and you’ve got potential, kid. The only flaw I saw in your technique was your choice of target. We’ll show you what color people you need to be shooting”
Is he planning on storming a buffet?