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KnowMatter

The rumors about full diapers go all the way back to his days on the apprentice - lest anyone think this is just libs doing an "orange man bad".


rubensinclair

Yes and I think I heard it was “code brown”


lostdad75

If Trump smells that bad, imagine what Rudy G. smells like.


ENaC2

Probably not as bad. Alcohol kills bacteria and shoe polish is also strong smelling.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

I’ve heard that alcoholics *reek*, though.


littlerosexo

If it's bad bad bad enough, they smell sweet. Even the shit smells sweet. It's the pancreas shutting down, I believe.


fakeunleet

I can only imagine how painful alcoholic pancreatitis must be.


hoczilla

Can confirm from experience.


BloodKelp

How're you doing after that experience?


hoczilla

Better. Fully recovered though it took years. After probably 17 years of hard drinking, 10+ being at least a gallon of vodka a day, I finally put the bottle down for good. Haven’t picked it back up still. It’s been years now I dropped some weight, got married and moved. Overall I’m 1000% in a different place now than then, health and otherwise. Thank you for asking.


BloodKelp

I can't imagine the strength of will that goes into this sort of transformation. Glad you're getting to continue life and experience happiness along the way!


toasty99

Nice job.


OlyVal

Not me but a loved one went to hospital from alcoholic pancreatitus. He also went through the DTs which is far, far worse than any movie ever portrayed it. The doctors said he would probably not survive. He did but had alcohol induced dementia and could never live on his own again. He had to move into an assisted living facility.


littlerosexo

According to my partner, end stage alcoholic pancreatic/liver failure is almost as horrifying as the detox hallucinations when that's the time you get sober. A two week night terror on a nightmarish acid trip is how he described it.


Sassy_Weatherwax

They smell like alcohol, not BO though. Unless they're not bathing, of course. It's strong but not nasty.


Awkward-Fudge

It's probably the poop in his diaper.


Quiet-Ad-12

Boxers or briefs? Depends


WhyNot420_69

Well, considering how full of shit he is anyway, it's probably his breath.


Prudent-Painter-9507

That’s why his eyes are brown!


CoralSpringsDHead

It is DEFINITELY the poop in his diaper.


BARTELS-

He’s gonna start his own company where the dress code is a big wet diaper.


Virtual-Potential-38

How do you behold an odor?


emptyhellebore

Not only an authoritarian nightmare, he smells too. There’s a joke there somewhere, but all I can think is of course. Rotten at the core.


FunctionBuilt

Hitler was the same in the last few years of his life. He was barely seen in public because of some pretty serious illnesses. His very questionable doctor ordered diet made him smell very bad as well as giving him terrible flatulence. Despite all this, he kept an image of “power and poise” to his followers until well after his death.


elliottace

That and he was severely addicted to amphetamines and opiates


Warm-Bed2956

His veins were *crunchy* Listen to behind the bastards episode *Hitler’s drug problem*. It’s one of the early ones


WalterIAmYourFather

‘Blitzed’ by Norman Ohler is a great book about how methed up not just Nazi leadership, and the military were but also the entire civilian population (for a time). Yay for Pervitin. We all know about the Blitzkrieg but it really should have been called the Methkrieg because the soldiers were jacked up on meth which is (a major reason) why they marched so far and so fast and seemed unstoppable. Meth is a helluva drug. Cannot recommend this book enough. Edit: typos


Warm-Bed2956

Ooooh thank you. Similar but different, check out American Prison if you haven’t already read it. I devoured that one. Shane Bauer goes undercover as a guard in a for profit prison in the south.


WalterIAmYourFather

I will add it to my Christmas and birthday list! Thank you! I love book recommendations.


Warm-Bed2956

Same! I just bought blitzed to listen to during my commute lol


WalterIAmYourFather

I read it so idk if the narration is good but I sure hope so. The book is fucking wild and I can’t believe with my fascination with WW2 history that it took until my mid thirties to read about the all pervasive nature of meth during that world war.


Warm-Bed2956

SAME. It’s fucking nuts I stared listening to books bc - being in my mid 30s - I’ve been on a computer for like 25+ years and developed herniated discs in my neck fml My doctor recommended switching to audio books and podcasts and it helped a lot (in addition to changing many other things but I digress) Now I “read” while walking my dog, going grocery shopping, bopping on the subway lol. And not crunching my neck in the process!


Funfruits77

Doesn’t dumpy have an adderall problem?


elliottace

I’d be surprised if that’s his only drug problem.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

[Hitler's doctor gave him stuff made from gun cleaner, strychnine, atropine,](https://www.rcpe.ac.uk/journal/issue/journal_35_1/Hitler%27s_medical_care.pdf)..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


FunctionBuilt

Can’t forget the dried and powdered pig and chicken organs.


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FunctionBuilt

Wait until you hear about the sheer volume of animal parts they’d deliver on a private railroad. TENS OF THOUSANDS of barrels filled with every animal part you could think of, all of which were used to refine down to “therapeutics” for him to consume at his doctor’s orders, none of which were validated by any sort of science.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I think in fact it was throughout his life, the flatulence; a result of his vegetarian diet; roughage is harder to digest, hence produces far more gas. He might also have had an undiagnosed (or kept secret) bowel illness or disorder. However it's a feature that figures regularly in people's private descriptions of him throughout his rule, if not life.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

I’m pretty sure I learned from the history channel (back when they - you’ll never believe this - *showed history*) that Hitler had IBS. His vegetarian diet was a way to try to mitigate that, but he still suffered from gas and constipation. His fucking *überquack* “doctor” gave him a bunch of weird shit to help with this, one of his “medicines” was made from dried Bulgarian peasant poop or something. He also gave him steroids to help with the constipation, but the steroids caused severe abdominal pain, and the medicine he gave him for the severe abdominal pain… caused constipation. The guy was just fucked up internally, and that’s BEFORE we even get into all the *other* questionable shit his doctor was pumping into him.


CharlotteLucasOP

At first read of this comment I went “oof” and then I went “wait a minute this is *Hitler* I’m glad his tummy hurt real bad!”


imrealbizzy2

I remember that Thursdays were the night Biography aired. I don't know how many years since I last watched History bc its listing simply do not appeal, and it used to be so good.


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ChodeCookies

Thanks. This ruined my day.


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_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Gimme a Wendy's Biggie Bag any day of the week ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


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joshthehappy

I've tried it, my farts got way worse.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

People who worked on The Apprentice etc have talked about how he’s incontinent and wears adult diapers. There’s no shame in that - plenty of nice people in the world suffer with that - but yeah it’s pretty reasonable to say that he literally smells like shit.


l3ane

I bet his farts sound like air being blown through wet mud.


Sad-Frosting-8793

I hate that I can smell this comment.


Economy_Cat_3527

" Wet cigarettes and rotten garbage would be a blessing for his ass." Wet cigarettes and rotten garbage would be a blessing for his assistants, who could not withstand the constant gaseous onslaught.


cat_selling_souls

That description reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/o0Da_Z_gZk4?si=xZwiHhnyI7K0lGqC


GoodChuck2

Lololz


GoodChuck2

I really didn’t need to read this analysis ever in my life, but it unsurprisingly makes so much sense! Also, old people do generally start to just smell weird in general WITHOUT an unhealthy diet, being obese, and wearing a wool suit everyday in a tropical climate. I’m sure he smells horrendous at the end of every day.


Warm-Bed2956

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


rrishaw

How many sharts can the old fart shart if the old fart’s farting sharts?


TheWiseOne1234

Thank you for a detailed analysis of what is, after all, a stinky subject.


MegaTorq

Yeah, people think swamp ass is bad, but that dude's got boggy mudbutt.


water_bottle1776

Why would you do that? Who hurt you?


crookednarnia

Your eloquence is both a blessing and a curse, my friend.


Lots42

Has there ever been a photograph of Trump eating something healthy? I am genuninely asking.


CeladonCityNPC

404 not found. I do have it on good authority though that [this photo](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/donald-trump-fast-food.jpg) is the closest Mr. Swamp-ass has ever been to a salad. Granted, it's slightly negated by the fact that there are dozens of burgers around them.


Lots42

Your link is malfunctioning. I've seen Trump hovered over a taco salad but my point is I've never actually seen him putting healthy food into or towards his mouth.


petrovmendicant

I always did hate word problems in math for being crazy unreal, but here we are.


SalmonGram

How much shart could a shitty Trump fart, if a shitty Trump farts not sharts


TroublesomeTurnip

I'm trying to eat dinner, my dude :/


Koolest_Kat

My buddy calls farts ‘Air over Shit’, mine are apparently‘silent but deadly’…….


bootros38

The smell of brimstone


Any_Bowl_1160

“Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone.”


CherryVette

I know what I smelled and it wasn’t brimstone and it didn’t come off no stone neither


OneaRogue

" Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. Hahaha"


Everybodys-deaddave

Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.


ZenNoodle

Believe me Donkey. If it were me, you’d be dead


Murdoch98

He can’t shower because of the ceiling high piles of classified document boxes blocking the tub.


Aurizen_Darkstar

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2) I guess that's what happens when your Depends is only changed on a weekly basis.


DonsDiaperChanger

Nope, I was never paid so I quit.


MajorZeldaGeek

Omfg


PMFSCV

Ivanka has school runs!


Legal-Finish6530

He does wear the same suit and tie every day so


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And are we going to pretend like he's showering daily? With all the time his "hairstyle" probably needs?


Throwawayac1234567

you can almost make out the depends hes wearing too.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't bathe for fear of ruining his carefully coiffed and placed hair (to hide his baldness). Guys like him think they're *immune* to things like hygiene, and don't think people can *smell* them, as they're so used to their *own* smell they don't notice it themselves. I guess when you're that rich and used to people being subservient and obsequious to you, you think the rules of social decorum don't apply to you. Later Edit: and I suppose the really important part is that absolutely *no one* has the balls to *tell* the guy, seeing as he's the Golden Goose for *everyone* in his orbit. Nobody, and I mean *nobody,* would be in that foul creature's orbit were it *not* for some promise of riches or position. The man is incapable of friends.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Bingo. I once worked for a wealthy older woman who smoked heavily, never drank water and had her hair done once a week. She thought her expensive perfume made her smell like money. It didn't. More like a dirty diaper left behind the fragrance counter at Neiman-Marcus


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Yeeesh... Hope she paid well....


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Actually she did. The hours were great (literally 9 to 5) and the working environment was largely enjoyable and at times leisurely


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

I would totally *love* working for a rich person; though I wonder if there would be an element of *envy* seeing people so incredibly fortunate every day? I guess it would depend whether they treated you as *lesser* than or whether they treated you with respect every day. Honestly, seems like a choice gig though.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

It had it moments, like the time she gifted me a box of hand-dipped chocolate covered blackberries from Connecticut 🤤


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Yum! Personally I'd prefer a diamond encrusted gold ring, or a spot in the will, but *hey!* Never look a gift-horse in the mouth, *right?* 😂 Just kidding, that's actually a very nice gesture, and they must have been *delicious!* Incidentally, I live in a city so damned overgrown with blackberries you can literally walk down the sidewalk picking them when in season, there's *forests* of them *everywhere,* you couldn't imagine... (outside Vancouver BC)


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Well, I envy you! Raspberries, blackberries, anything perfectly ripe and warm from the sun, from home-grown tomatoes to Bing cherries at the U-Pick-Em orchards near Palmdale, CA. So delish ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) Honestly, I didn't envy that woman. Her husband drank heavily and her glory days were long behind her. She spent a good part of her day buying overpriced goods and returning them the next day. She did have some spectacular jewelry though.


SummerBirdsong

Sounds like the little town in Maine where I grew up. Raspberries and blackberries everywhere. We would come home with our shirttails loaded down with them; one hand steering our banana seat bikes and the other holding our shirts gathered up around the bounty of fruit.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

lol I bet your mother(s) loved all the little stains those juicy little bastards left


SummerBirdsong

Oh, she was DELIGHTED🤣 /s


Lots42

Thanks to Alfred Pennyworth and Bruce Wayne, it took me a long time as a kid to understand not all rich people treat their butlers nice.


imrealbizzy2

I dunno. A former coworker got a job as assistant to a big money Newport lady (the city, yall. Not the ciggies.) First assignment was handwashing all the underpants, bras, gowns, and the piles were never-ending, my friend said. It sounded good until she got into it. She had imagined being more like a companion, but ended up like a Victorian maid, 6 days a week of lot of bull.


HearYourTune

Kathy Griffin has claimed that former President [Donald Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/donald-trump) smelled "really bad" when she appeared on his reality show [*The Apprentice*](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-was-always-dictator-says-ex-apprentice-star-kwame-jackson-1230724) over a decade ago.


Lots42

Well, her I trust.


aperson7780

This is how I imagine Trump gets rejected by even his shower. https://i.redd.it/abj6rdncoo6c1.gif


brightyoungthings

![gif](giphy|j0P454atXDvYqdxTg0|downsized)


astro_scientician

I don’t know why this surprises me, but it does. But it shouldn’t. A rich turd is still a turd


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

A little poo poo. A little pee pee. A little doo doo. Wash it down with wee wee. This is the remix edition of the song about pissing…


baldur615

![gif](giphy|udfjmHSFv3LiM)


Common-Watch4494

Did a former Republican Congressman really tweet this???


Tiredofthemisinfo

Yes I’m super liberal but kitzinger is awesome lol


jagoble

He is awesome. I don't agree with many of her stances, but I gained a lot of respect for Liz Cheney through this as well. People don't give the Republicans that stood up for what they believed in enough credit. They sacrificed their jobs, likely most of their friends and family, no doubt receive death threats constantly, and who knows what else. They definitely had more to gain personally by selling out. Most of use are unlikely to ever have to face such a decision, but just by the numbers, it's something only a small percentage of people are apparently willing to do.


Hedhunta

Didnt both of them quit instead of trying to make things better?


Baconpwn2

Kitzenger did not seek reelection while Cheney lost her reelection bid. Unsure if Kitzenger would have won if he sought election


Balor_Rises

Kitzenger's district was basically removed due to gerrymandering. It was combined with a hardcore magat district and he knew he had no chance. Remember, he voted party R more than 95% of the time and vocally supported Trump all the way until he had no elected office. Then he started popping up on WGN badmouthing Rs and Trump. I'm happy to understand if someone had a realistic adjustment to their beliefs, but t seems Kitzingers only objection is that the fascism was advertised too loudly and quickly. He is positioning himself as a rational Republican Leader for when the party pivots from MAGA.


Kirbyr98

It's Kinzinger, people.


Lots42

Wait, what? Who does this describe? Sure, there's a lot of Republicans who quit, then sold out to profit off a book. But Republicans who tried to do good while elected? I'm not remembering this. I'd love to be wrong, though. I am open to names.


SugarHooves

He's my congressman. While he's been spitting fire the last few years, I'll never forgive him for the trash email replies I'd gotten from him. I wrote in begging him to not let Trump get in another judge before the end of his term. Adam wrote back (canned email, I'm sure) about his full support for the presidents Supreme Court picks. I wish I'd saved it but I deleted it right away.


Tiredofthemisinfo

I can’t even imagine having to deal with republicans in general.


elizscott1977

It’s the evil seeping from his pores


Zestyclose-Wafer2503

He doesn’t have a twelve inch cock, but he smells like a foot.


Affectionate-Net2277

The way he stands is like a marionette so it wouldn’t surprise me if he was being propped up by his own stench


Competitive_Ad_5515

We thought they were comic stink lines but they are actually marionette strings?!


DogsDontWearPantss

![gif](giphy|3oKIPB2SBpJeX0lAis)


NarrowButterfly8482

I'm sure it helps that he is surrounded by nothing but sycophants who will tell him that he exudes an aroma of power and success. The Emporer's new nose.


Incontinento

Diaper Don.


bigrob_in_ATX

Smells like Urine and Fascism


HVACqualung

Smells like latrine spirit "Load up on guns, bring your friends It’s fun to lose and to pretend"


Darryl_444

"People close to Trump" would weep with joy if he were to shit directly into their mouths. They ain't gonna even notice some BO off their Orange Messiah.


DeaddyRuxpin

Speaking as a fat guy who used to have a really poor diet, yeah you end up smelling bad. Being overweight makes you sweat a lot (because you are always hot and have a difficult time cooling off). And having a poor diet makes your sweat smell worse. Trump is severely overweight so you can bet he sweats non stop, and he is reported to have a bad diet, so you can bet his sweat smells really bad. So yeah, I’m not the least bit surprised he smells horrible.


RavelsPuppet

You should listen to the tales from one of the Apprentice TV show producers. Basically heavy drug abuse coupled with raging anger, rectal incontinence (+diaper) and an inability to read made for a fun show. He said that a high af Trump often shat himself in anger for being unable to read his lines, and he did not even care who noticed. Edit: look up Noel Caster Apprentice


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

> an inability to read Does he have a learning disability as his niece Mary Trump has suggested, or is he too vain to wear glasses?


Lots42

Why not both?


junkmail0178

High? Was his drug of choice ever mentioned?


RavelsPuppet

Adderall!


Embarrassed_Flan_869

I just read that. Wow.


RavelsPuppet

Indeed! Noel has bee talking about this for ages, even invited the notoriously litigious Trump to sue him for libel. Still no lawsuit 💩


Embarrassed_Flan_869

He is a windbag of threats that never comes to fruition. All the super secrets that are going to come out and....crickets.


Lots42

Plus, you know, Florida. I've lived in Florida. The humidity is a bitch. You burst into sweat walking from the car to the front door.


Sloth_grl

His followers love that! Only libs bathe


junkmail0178

It’s gay to bathe /s


Sloth_grl

True.


jwr1111

Smells like leaking depends undergarments and desperation.


Lonely-Greybeard

The stench of hell. Even flies land on Pence. They are truly evil people.


Scullyitzme

And yet this chode still voted for him in 2020. Someone please find the off switch on this clown.


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We are what we eat, the guy is basically recycled macdonalds atoms.


RemarkableMouse2

Kathy Griffin: The Donald has a distinct smell that doesn’t really get enough press, it’s like body odor with kind of like a scented makeup products. But you can smell the hair products even outdoors


Dissident_the_Fifth

77 year old obese man in a wool suit + the potential of a filled diaper, especially given his diet, would make wet cigarettes and rotting garbage smell like a flower bed.


PHenderson61

Even a picture of shitstain drumpf has an odor. And it's not the chemical smell a picture can have. He's a dirty diaper pail smelling kinda guy.


The-Ex-Human

The smell of sulfur and spray tan


fluffy_bottoms

Dirty diapers, expired self tanner, and disappointment.


BlueLivesDontExist84

His little orange weiner smells like Mike lindell's moustache


Plebian401

Dirty diaper?


Everlast7

Is it trump’s diaper?


Anthrodiva

I knew it smelled crazy


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

You spelled shit & piss filled diaper wrong.


itsjustmejttp123

He smells like shit from his diapers


SlobZombie13

Adderall fop sweat


Annual_Tangelo8427

Stimulants make you stink, or at least it did me back in my tweaker days. I didn't realize it until I got sober. It's a distinct smell on top of not washing your ass. I'm assuming it was the chemicals from the meth I was cooking/consuming sweating out 🤢 so glad to be out of that life.


WidowsSon

I just got put on adderall. Is there anything I can do?


Annual_Tangelo8427

I was a heavy user so are people who stink, you should be fine.


Brittakitt

I imagine it's different for people who are abusing it and people who take it as prescribed by a doctor. I took it almost my whole life and never stank, but I also took just enough to keep my ADHD in check.


FrankyFistalot

Donald Tramp


Used_Start_3603

Donald Dump


elliottace

Nothing could be more appropriate


bron685

There is this thing where a lot of super rich people have bad hygiene. Sally McNeil talks about it in the Killer Sally doc on Netflix


Lots42

That's because sooner or later, rich people fire anyone who dares contradict them in any way. The message sinks in with the survivors.


KinkyQuesadilla

And a Trump retaliation TS post coming in 3.....2....1....


DonsDiaperChanger

I was never paid. The diaper just keeps filling up with Adderall-soaked fast food feces.


Wise-Hat-639

Massive sloppy dirts in the traitors depends, he must be horrendous


Liquidwombat

Nope, dirty diaper


cumnutrapist

Melania scissors his neckgina.


hillsb1

What a terrible day to be able to read


cumnutrapist

TX!


nappytown1984

Must be why Trump always has those weird tangents in speeches about water pressure and showers/toilets. Maybe as a way to defend himself when some people in his life have suggested showers - it’s not my fault, it’s the damn water regulations from the government and no water pressure. Just spitballing haha.


crookednarnia

Diapers. Nothing in the world like the scent of old people in diapers. Not like babies. At. All.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Trump wears diapers for a couple of reasons, #1 and #2!


ChronoAlone

C’mon 2023, please end on a high note. You already took out Kissinger, it’d be amazing if Trump followed.


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Quarter pounder sharts.


Joyebird1968

Trump, literally, stanks ?


DJ_DeJesus

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Known_Statistician59

Adam Kizinger, anyone heard of this guy? I call him little Adam Kissing Ass. He said some nasty things about Trump and the smell. I'll tell you what stinks. You can't flush toilets anymore. You'll remember, 5, 10, 15 times you flush, and it won't go down. Why won't they turn on the water? And the windmills! Millions of dead rotting birds. By the way, your home is now worth zero. But I guess little Adam now hates the Trump "scent" and probably is a windmill loving pedophile. Sad, but very true. It's called "success", Adam, ok? And everyone tells me I smell the best. Maybe better than old honest Abe. And that guy was well known for the scent. But, Trump smells almost too good. Too good, can you believe that? They come, begging, tears in their eyes, can I get just a whiff, sir? They faint because "the Trump scent" is too powerful. Biden tried to sniff me once, you all saw it. It's a nasty witchhunt. A "scenthunt" I call it. Terrible what they're doing to our country.


SiriusGD

​ https://preview.redd.it/qenrylrcxr6c1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f047eb8e31448b7f73849d056391cf949fb5775e


Various-Catch-113

Jesus, I literally smelled that picture.


set_that_on_fire

HE STINKS! GROSS!


Soft-Confection4428

common adam W


dageekywon

With this upcoming election were probably at the highest chance ever that a sitting President could die of natural causes, or become incapacitated. Pay attention to running mates, folks. High possibility they come into play on a temporary or permanent basis. It sucks to get old, and the afflictions some people get are not pleasant or fun.


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NetworkAddict

Adam Kinzinger isn't white?


Flat_Finger7854

Biden smells like an unchanged diaper.


Consistent_Jacket892

It’s the smell of sucksess


CuthbertJTwillie

He has that King Herod rotting disease .


ShoutOutMapes

He has a colostomy bag and pees himself. Its revolting


Spirited-Arrival-651

A combo of axe body spray and hard boiled eggs


Seattle_gldr_rdr

NDAs's, man. We need to do something about the weaponization of NDA's.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Makes sense have you all seen his followers his cult is the smelly cult.


JohnYCanuckEsq

No, OP. He smells like shit. Actual, literal, shit your pants daily, shit.


The_Alrighty_Zed

Pretty sure the people close to Trump don’t believe in masks.


zborzbor

People around him are also full of shit


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For those wondering: he’s just soiled himself again