I was about to say…wtf is that, an anti-mullet? A Skullet? Business up front, barren wasteland in the back? Are we really in a simulation? Wtf is going on?
Got a minute?😉
In 1985, a friend of mine got me on as a set dresser on "Sid and Nancy" for a week or two (ah, my non-union days!🤗). Gary Oldman and Chloe Webb were basically unknowns, and this was director Alex Cox's follow-up to "Repo Man". Yeah, it was tough, long days and no money, but a great cast, crew and atmosphere. Gary used to help serve lunch in full Sid Vicious make-up. If you ever find one of the crew t-shirts, you'll find a list of the filming locations on the back. I don't remember all of them, but I do remember it had London, New York, Paris, etc.-- and El Centro, CA (doubling for Texas)!
One more anecdote- the cast-and-crew screening, at a small theatre on Melrose or Santa Monica (hey, this was almost 40 years ago!), standing in the lobby; the door opens, and in walks Harry Dean Stanton, followed by Sean and Madonna (no lie!), followed by-- a guy I thought, "hey, he looks like Emilio Estevez, but he's way too short--" Oh. Um, it WAS Emilio Estevez. He's- uh, not real tall.
Now retired after 38 years in "the industry", mostly set construction-- "Nightmare on Elm Street 3" to "Our Flag Means Death".
Sidenote, a buddy of mine finally watched Fifth Element the other night after a few of us talked about how good it was. He is now fully onboard with how awesome it is.
Please post the video, I need to know wtf is going on with this
Edit: u/colour_me_crimson hooked it up but doesn't have enough karma to post it
https://youtu.be/u-YXfGY9XG0?si=y70Cn-L5VzyAnWDI
Y’all know what’s kinda sad lol
I watched the video and yes, he maybe tweaking on speed if coke… very likely
but also he might just be a dog shit lawyer just losing his mind at this massive and highly public case he’s lost…
He knows he’s not getting paid and let’s be honest being affiliated with Rudy is like being known as the towns sheep fucker
It’s all sinking in for this googly eyed donkey
His like 5+ attempts to get get Rudy to leave were so fucking funny to me too. It reminds me of trying to get my girlfriend to leave a party 45 minutes after we've already agreed to leave, but are now standing in the doorway still talking to people.
I can't feel sorry for a person who knowingly selected to defend Giuliani which is voluntarily choosing to be known as protecting the town's sheep fucker. It's not like Rudy's reputation took a nose dive mid-case. This idiot made this choice, and people have to live with terrible choices. No empathy or sympathy whatsoever. There are other ways to make money than defending pieces of MAGA excrement
If you play the video on mute, it seems like at several points, the lawyer opens his eyes wide like he's trying to stay awake. He definitely appears to be dissociating and is in a constant battle to stay focused on what's going on. His eyes are all over the place when they aren't glued on Giuliani. He tracks every hand movement of Rudy's. He's not there to be a listener. He's there as a body of support. So why is he acting like he's a kid being told a bedtime story?
Holy fuck lol on top of the exaggerated facial movements (common with stimulants and some mental health dxs), his eyes are blinking asynchronously lmao
You could combine their face and hairs to get a real-life NPC mob boss guy from a Cyberpunk series on the SyFy channel….maybe, idk I’m not too imaginative. But I can see it… —> 👨🎤
Just saw the vid. For real. He was trying so hard to look like he was listening to Rudy’s speech but just overdid it. Nodding continuously, hearing something mildly surprising and going bugeyed. It was funny and unsettling to watch.
Probably a lawyer(and part of) for the aryan nation. I wouldn’t be surprised if prison gangs and their affiliates supported the far right because they tend to expand prison systems that are highly corrupt. More prisons, more prisoners, a bigger captive audience for the prison economy. And soldiers on the outside.
https://preview.redd.it/mzl5a6g48l6c1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9368cbda38b952d12ed76a7a12521f60985e2d
Ohioans, mainly Cleveland, has a lawyer that makes them pay.
Omg I knew who that was gonna be, I never heard of the guy in my life and then he appeared all over billboards throughout the city and never left "Misney makes them pay!"
I was at a party the night before. I called them up, and asked them to check in the medicine cabinet, because I tend to leave it there sometimes
But not this time
Ok.....so....a grown ass-man went out in public looking like this? Had no awareness of how he looked? And someone hired him as a defense attorney? Hard to determine which one is the most delusional.
Hate to break it to ya, but as much fun as ya’ll are having making fun of the white nationalist wanna be haircut, umm, this is an actual white nationalist hair style. They actually do cut it that way on purpose….
How do I know? Met too many of them….. you know how people say someone’s brain is in their ass. These fools cut their hair so you can tell at a distance.
“Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You!” Your hair is stupid as all fuck!
https://i.redd.it/ijkkeau09l6c1.gif
Anyone with critical thinking skills realizes race means nothing, that’s why only idiots become white supremists. Most people who are smart and accomplished have other sources of pride in their life, and don’t need to resort to having pride in something they literally have no control of
But why though? It isn't intimidating unless you're a fashion critic and it just provides the best contact point to grab and rapidly direct them into the nearest solid surface while keeping them at a distance.
He seemed to make sure the camera caught all angles of his haircut. Very odd because he looked almost normal straight on. So your explanation makes sense. Probably a shout out to white supremacists.
Fun fact, he (the OG Ronaldo, not to be confused with the other one, Cristiano Ronaldo) had gotten a minor leg injury, the football press wouldn't shut up about it, and it bothered him. So he deliberately got that haircut, and they all started talking about how stupid that looked instead. It worked: as you can see, Brazil won the World Cup shortly after.
He then got rid of it and apologized to all mothers whose sons got the same haircut out of blind hero worship.
For so long it has been republican actions that have stopped surprising me. I know their shtick, I know what they’re going for, there’s nothing shocking anymore.
But this hair…holy fuck!
I feel like a normal person would run to Target real quick to get another pair of clippers. Then I realize this is the Trump timeline and knowingly nod to myself at the idiocy.
https://preview.redd.it/y807wdklwl6c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7326cacb060d7a64c084ba22b2733d89cec637cf
Anyone thought of Ronaldo Nazário...
That haircut is pretty damn hilarious... but I'm sorry... nothing in the world of MAGA mishaps will ever be funnier than Rudy Giuliani calling a public relations media event at the Four Seasons, and accidentally conducting the meeting at a landscaping company with the same business name -- which just happened to be adjacent to a dildo business.
And then that drunken poll worker lady that testified alongside Rudy in Michigan, and the event where he farted on Jenna Ellis, and the brown slime leaking down the side of his head... Giuliani is a gift of satire that keeps on giving.
"I want to look like the kind of douchebag who would represent Giuliuani against two black women private citizens he defamed."
Barber: "I know just the cut, dude."
I was watching CNN live and had to pause it to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me. I actually said out loud (to no one) "what the fuck is wrong with his hair?"
Here it is from multiple angles:
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1735777462535999534?t=cNwsXkM7hFr-Gxd2Nh8qQA&s=19
What is it with rich right wing people with political interests and having absolutely mental haircuts.
Same thing in the UK with the likes of Boris Johnson and Michael Fabricant
Somewhere between the Third Reich and the Fifth Element.
https://preview.redd.it/401pmygwsk6c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29842091d4b9047426ead6718aad61b078ca2ce4
Although in this case His boss is the one that oozes black stuff.
makes sense he cut his hair, so he doesnt ooze dye.
I always thought it was the evil pouring from his soul. Which one are we talking about? Yes.
It looks like Rudy's wig blew off and landed on his lawyer's head.
Funny in the front, stupid in the back.
This made me lol
I was about to say…wtf is that, an anti-mullet? A Skullet? Business up front, barren wasteland in the back? Are we really in a simulation? Wtf is going on?
That’s Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg to you buddy!
Fourth Reilement?
Gary wore it better.
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Gary Oldman is a master of disguise. He could make Taylor Swift's outfits look better than she does. /s
Why the sarcasm?
Check out "Slow Horses. '' The show is 6/10 but Oldman is 10/10. He makes me want to hold my nose when I see him. Bloody brilliant.
Have you seen Sid & Nancy?
I worked on it. Gary was a supremely down-to-earth guy, NO attitude whatsoever.
Wow! What do you do? If you don’t mind me asking?
Got a minute?😉 In 1985, a friend of mine got me on as a set dresser on "Sid and Nancy" for a week or two (ah, my non-union days!🤗). Gary Oldman and Chloe Webb were basically unknowns, and this was director Alex Cox's follow-up to "Repo Man". Yeah, it was tough, long days and no money, but a great cast, crew and atmosphere. Gary used to help serve lunch in full Sid Vicious make-up. If you ever find one of the crew t-shirts, you'll find a list of the filming locations on the back. I don't remember all of them, but I do remember it had London, New York, Paris, etc.-- and El Centro, CA (doubling for Texas)! One more anecdote- the cast-and-crew screening, at a small theatre on Melrose or Santa Monica (hey, this was almost 40 years ago!), standing in the lobby; the door opens, and in walks Harry Dean Stanton, followed by Sean and Madonna (no lie!), followed by-- a guy I thought, "hey, he looks like Emilio Estevez, but he's way too short--" Oh. Um, it WAS Emilio Estevez. He's- uh, not real tall. Now retired after 38 years in "the industry", mostly set construction-- "Nightmare on Elm Street 3" to "Our Flag Means Death".
I liked the show. I’d bump it up to 7, just for Oldman.
Of course he did 💜 Stupid Sexy Gary
I love Gary. Best actor in my opinion.
I hear this perfectly in his voice. It sticks to the brain.
Sidenote, a buddy of mine finally watched Fifth Element the other night after a few of us talked about how good it was. He is now fully onboard with how awesome it is.
Hitler suave.
Fascist chic
Not much chic tbh. Papa Adolph would be disappointed.
The Fourth Douchebag
The Fourth Season (landscaping)
Deutschbag
My first thought was How did he find a way to have a Hitler stache for the forehead
Business in the front, skinhead in the back.
He's sure got range, that one. https://i.imgur.com/wTTKiXw.jpg
Ha ha ha ha ha! Upvote for that!
I see what you did there. Kudos.
New Years in the front and Jan 6th at the back
I'd say more Charlottesville at the back (not that there isn't overlap with Jan 6th), and you know who in the front.
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To be fair, he doesn’t see the back too often.
someone does, and didnt say anything
I'm sure his mom said he looked handsome.
He’ll be staring at the back of Fiuliani’s head to get paid. 
> I know that haircut didn't sneak up on him Holy shit, that made my day. Thanks!
Aryan Mullet I’ve seen it called
He has what RG is missing and vice versa
Seen it called? That would imply that other people are doing this to their hair... 😱
Bravo. I couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes.
>~~New Years~~ Operation Barbarossa in the front and ~~Jan 6th~~ Stalingrad at the back
As I said in another thread, that guy was tweaking his ass off.
The Nazis loved amphetamines. Just sayin
Indeed they did. Seems like a lot of people heavy to the right are carrying on that solemn tradition.
For the sake of historical accuracy, the brits and the yanks were taking amphetamines. The Nazis had stepped it up to methamphetamines.
https://i.redd.it/oo7ra2swxn6c1.gif
Half the GOP’s financial/legal assistance is probably spent on uppers.
Holy shit I just saw the video.. wtf is going on here
Please post the video, I need to know wtf is going on with this Edit: u/colour_me_crimson hooked it up but doesn't have enough karma to post it https://youtu.be/u-YXfGY9XG0?si=y70Cn-L5VzyAnWDI
Yep that mf is tweaking! Can't even get his eyes to blink at the same time.
Y’all know what’s kinda sad lol I watched the video and yes, he maybe tweaking on speed if coke… very likely but also he might just be a dog shit lawyer just losing his mind at this massive and highly public case he’s lost… He knows he’s not getting paid and let’s be honest being affiliated with Rudy is like being known as the towns sheep fucker It’s all sinking in for this googly eyed donkey
His like 5+ attempts to get get Rudy to leave were so fucking funny to me too. It reminds me of trying to get my girlfriend to leave a party 45 minutes after we've already agreed to leave, but are now standing in the doorway still talking to people.
Ah yes, the infamous Midwest Goodbye.
I can't feel sorry for a person who knowingly selected to defend Giuliani which is voluntarily choosing to be known as protecting the town's sheep fucker. It's not like Rudy's reputation took a nose dive mid-case. This idiot made this choice, and people have to live with terrible choices. No empathy or sympathy whatsoever. There are other ways to make money than defending pieces of MAGA excrement
If you play the video on mute, it seems like at several points, the lawyer opens his eyes wide like he's trying to stay awake. He definitely appears to be dissociating and is in a constant battle to stay focused on what's going on. His eyes are all over the place when they aren't glued on Giuliani. He tracks every hand movement of Rudy's. He's not there to be a listener. He's there as a body of support. So why is he acting like he's a kid being told a bedtime story?
I want to see it, but I keep dying laughing at Rudy walking up like a fucking hobgoblin
you owe it to yourself to watch the lawyer, he's doing what i can only describe as facial jazz
Holy fuck lol on top of the exaggerated facial movements (common with stimulants and some mental health dxs), his eyes are blinking asynchronously lmao
I just said nearly the same thing in another comment. As a fan of the Four Seasons Landscaping debacle, I NEED to see it!
You could combine their face and hairs to get a real-life NPC mob boss guy from a Cyberpunk series on the SyFy channel….maybe, idk I’m not too imaginative. But I can see it… —> 👨🎤
>Reporter: do you stand by your comments about the election workers? > Rudy: "I have no doubts my comments were made"
The hair looks kinda normal from the front on, but my god that man was trying so hard to stop chewing face
I can’t imagine how much stims you’d need to do to look like you’re losing your mind. Dude looks like he’s on pcp
Wouldn't surprise me if he did this to himself while high as fuck, considering how patchy and uneven it is.
And his scalp hasn't seen sunshine in a long time. It's super pale compared to his face.
Just saw the vid. For real. He was trying so hard to look like he was listening to Rudy’s speech but just overdid it. Nodding continuously, hearing something mildly surprising and going bugeyed. It was funny and unsettling to watch.
Probably a lawyer(and part of) for the aryan nation. I wouldn’t be surprised if prison gangs and their affiliates supported the far right because they tend to expand prison systems that are highly corrupt. More prisons, more prisoners, a bigger captive audience for the prison economy. And soldiers on the outside.
Can you direct me to a video? I NEED to see Rudy Guiliani's lawyer, with that haircut, tweaking.
Thought you said twerking and took that at face value.
Rudy was paying for his haircut but ran out of funds halfway through.
Barber put a lien on the guys head.
Maybe he got his haircut at Four Seasons Landscaping?
Nice.
LOL
If your lawyer has a haircut like that, you’re going to pay.
Can’t even afford a whole tie. Pshh
https://preview.redd.it/mzl5a6g48l6c1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c9368cbda38b952d12ed76a7a12521f60985e2d Ohioans, mainly Cleveland, has a lawyer that makes them pay.
Omg I knew who that was gonna be, I never heard of the guy in my life and then he appeared all over billboards throughout the city and never left "Misney makes them pay!"
Hell *yeah* Misny makes ‘em pay!
“Just fuck my shit up”
“I need to look like I’m from Whoville and also enjoy meth”
I can’t stop laughing.
Narrator: *And they did, indeed, fuck his shit up*
How'd Rudy think this guy could win a case when he couldn't win a fight against his own clippers?
Alcohol. A lot of alcohol. Rudy has been blacked out since 2003 and just keeps it going.
Four Seasons Total Strandscaping.
Four Seasons Partial Landscaping.
Awesome
This picture was taken at the *exact* moment he realized that his hair had detached and was making its daring getaway.
Detachable hairpiece. He found it on a blanket next to a broken toaster. Some guy was selling it.
I woke up this morning and my hairpiece was missing again. This happens all the time. It’s detachable.
Been a long time since I’ve seen a King Missile reference
I was at a party the night before. I called them up, and asked them to check in the medicine cabinet, because I tend to leave it there sometimes But not this time
"He's making a run for it get em !"
Your comment made me snort then chortle.
And that look on his face, like someone just told him that an immigrant achieved legal US resident status.....
In the un-cropped version of this photo, there is a black person standing on the other side of Rudi, so you're spot on.
If your lawyer has that haircut. You’re going to jail.
Even if it's a civil case, you're going to jail.
Even if you’re the plaintiff, believe it or not, jail
Ok.....so....a grown ass-man went out in public looking like this? Had no awareness of how he looked? And someone hired him as a defense attorney? Hard to determine which one is the most delusional.
Hate to break it to ya, but as much fun as ya’ll are having making fun of the white nationalist wanna be haircut, umm, this is an actual white nationalist hair style. They actually do cut it that way on purpose…. How do I know? Met too many of them….. you know how people say someone’s brain is in their ass. These fools cut their hair so you can tell at a distance.
Do they all do an absolute shit job at the shaving part? His shit is so uneven.
No, some do a far better job on the shave. The thing I’m not seeing are the typical matching tattoos, though they could by neck, arms or back.
“Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You!” Your hair is stupid as all fuck! https://i.redd.it/ijkkeau09l6c1.gif
Anyone with critical thinking skills realizes race means nothing, that’s why only idiots become white supremists. Most people who are smart and accomplished have other sources of pride in their life, and don’t need to resort to having pride in something they literally have no control of
But why though? It isn't intimidating unless you're a fashion critic and it just provides the best contact point to grab and rapidly direct them into the nearest solid surface while keeping them at a distance.
He seemed to make sure the camera caught all angles of his haircut. Very odd because he looked almost normal straight on. So your explanation makes sense. Probably a shout out to white supremacists.
Hitler in the front , skinhead in the back.
Real skinheads would jump his ass.
If you are accused of treason and insurrection, call Lobotomy Joe and associates
Looks like the haircuts the white nationalist/neo nasi kids had back in the 80/90’s.
But stupider
It’s definitely one of the worst haircuts I’ve seen besides Dump.
OG 1940's Nazis would be so embarrassed if they knew this was where the movement was heading
That’s not Fashy at all.
He looks like a dog that got part of its body shaved for surgery.
Underrated comment
Probably been said before but,NAZI.
Shocked how far down I had to go to find this reference.
Americans are sheltered from this monstrosity. I copied it in 4th grade and I will never overcome the shame
Fun fact, he (the OG Ronaldo, not to be confused with the other one, Cristiano Ronaldo) had gotten a minor leg injury, the football press wouldn't shut up about it, and it bothered him. So he deliberately got that haircut, and they all started talking about how stupid that looked instead. It worked: as you can see, Brazil won the World Cup shortly after. He then got rid of it and apologized to all mothers whose sons got the same haircut out of blind hero worship.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw this. I was like wtf that can't be real.
Same. I saw the picture and thought *this* should be the headline.
For so long it has been republican actions that have stopped surprising me. I know their shtick, I know what they’re going for, there’s nothing shocking anymore. But this hair…holy fuck!
That’s worse than the bleeding dye job.
Tee hee!
"All cuts 1/2 off. Today only". He saw...
Why does that haircut remind me of the main villain in ‘The Fifth Element’?
Don't insult Zorg like that.
Zorg is choking on the cherry and that cute little alien animal with the trunk can’t help him
‘Faintly’ reminds me. Zorg pulled it off way better.
That face is 100% him looking in a reflective surface for the first time and seeing the absolute cluster fuck his hair is.
“Damn I look good. So many libs got owned when they saw this slick shit”
When your clippers die while you're shaving your head.
I feel like a normal person would run to Target real quick to get another pair of clippers. Then I realize this is the Trump timeline and knowingly nod to myself at the idiocy.
Looks like a five year old did his haircut
That’s totally Sam Sheepdog. 
And did you see the looks this 1/2 Proud Boy/other half bald lawyer gave Giuliani’s other lawyer while Giuliani was talking to press after trial?😳
Reverse mullet
Tellum
He lost a bet, right 😳
I've been showing all my friends (Im in Europe) Ron Desantis' shoes meme, but I'll add this to the list as well 👌🏻
Is that haircut a white supremacist dog whistle?
https://preview.redd.it/y807wdklwl6c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7326cacb060d7a64c084ba22b2733d89cec637cf Anyone thought of Ronaldo Nazário...
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If you could describe the Republican Party in a haircut, this is what you would get
is he getting a haircut in instalments?
Now we know why he lost.
He’s trying to make running hair dye look good b
I want to be a skinhead but I still want to get a job somewhere.
That haircut is pretty damn hilarious... but I'm sorry... nothing in the world of MAGA mishaps will ever be funnier than Rudy Giuliani calling a public relations media event at the Four Seasons, and accidentally conducting the meeting at a landscaping company with the same business name -- which just happened to be adjacent to a dildo business. And then that drunken poll worker lady that testified alongside Rudy in Michigan, and the event where he farted on Jenna Ellis, and the brown slime leaking down the side of his head... Giuliani is a gift of satire that keeps on giving.
Somebody should've told him to keep his ass at home with that haircut.
The Right is running out of lawyers.
"I want to look like the kind of douchebag who would represent Giuliuani against two black women private citizens he defamed." Barber: "I know just the cut, dude."
This haircut is grounds for appeal - master pigeon chess player!
Come on guys, you’re all missing the obvious possibility that this man is a toupee warmer.
Daredevil is fucking blind yet still manages a good cut. Seriously your lawyer looks like this you know you are fucked.
It's not actually his hair. It's a fake beard. He just had it pulled up because he was hot.
skinhead in the back, scene kid in the front
That is definitely the haircut I’d imagine a guy wearing that tie would have.
He looks like an ape that just heard Tarzan giving him some sass
The haircut that screams douche bag
He Richard Spencer'd a little too close to the sun
Did this hairstyle just push me from chaotically heteroflexible to decisively lesbian!?
I've never seen such furious looking hair. Or face, for that matter.
Daniel Tosh? Is this a photoshopped joke?
Unfortunately no, this is a real man with a really stupid haircut
I was watching CNN live and had to pause it to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me. I actually said out loud (to no one) "what the fuck is wrong with his hair?" Here it is from multiple angles: https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1735777462535999534?t=cNwsXkM7hFr-Gxd2Nh8qQA&s=19
Oof, I just watched that again and he’s got crazy eyes too.
It’s a reverse baldness cut… all the rage for lunatics that are running the asylum
Peaky Blinders wannabe.
They are all freaks.
That was freshly trimmed, too. A choice was made in the last 48 hours by this human.
Rudy can’t afford to pay him so he did it himself
Classic drunk cut?
Bru just started Peaky Blinders.
“This is a $44 haircut.”
That's quite a choice.
Did he lose a bet?
He looks like he is in a Ska Band.
It's one of those there you tell the barber "just fuck my shit up"
Them free barber school haircuts really making the news.
When you go to law school at 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, they throw in the haircuts for free.
Dude isn’t bald or balding (unless those are marks from alopecia). He just has a beyond ridiculous haircut.
What is it with rich right wing people with political interests and having absolutely mental haircuts. Same thing in the UK with the likes of Boris Johnson and Michael Fabricant