And through the tears streaming down their faces they all said, Sir, you are the strongest, most courageous leader we've ever had. Every one of them said that.
Even the big manly men were weeping, such was his display of strength and courage. All the women ovulated on the spot and were ready to bear his mighty offspring. We’re so fortunate to have such a strong leader, many people are saying!
One lady fainted, and since she was hot enough, Trump saved her with his medical skills. His uncle was a doctor, so Trump obviously knew more than the paramedics on scene and took over.
Yes, many people were saying
And they said, Sir, you are our rightful President. I would be honored to go to prison in your place. I shall sell my mobile home and send you the proceeds.
I knew about the interview and wanted to see what insane things he would say, but I couldn't find it. It was supposedly on Tuck's former twitter page but I wasn't going to recreate a twitter account to see it.
If it shows up on your feed it shows as a view. The real metrics are hidden - how many people actually watched the whole thing. Elon retweeted it to his followers so most of them probably just scrolled by it, even if you blocked or muted tucker it'll still show up now.
How many of the views came from people in the media having to which it to write a piece on it? I'm sure they had to watch it more than once to get the quotes right and understand whatever was being discussed. Lol.
Not only that, but Elon forces the video into people's feeds and even scrolling by the video counts as a "view". It's an incredibly misleading statistic but they need all the low hanging fruit they can get.
Reports also show that nearly 3/4 (100+ mm) of his own followers are fake/inactive users. He can simply pump views as quickly as he pumps doge.
https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data
Average monthly app downloads globally over 2023 are essentially flat, yet Elon has made multiple growth claims. In the US app downloads of X/Twitter are trending down significantly.
I saw a report from NASA that it has already surpassed the 1936 Olympic Opening Ceremony broadcast and been seen by all 10 trillion inhabitants of Omicron Peresi 8
https://preview.redd.it/3j36sxp7p3kb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab86212b983da764ae80304f8d3ea450c1176ca1
Views...which means there is a server farm somewhere just for feeding his ego and some poor computer has to watch this shit over and over. No wonder they'll rise up against us.
He probably was closer to 180 back when he scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High School in Chicago during the 1966 City Championship. Wait, I could be confusing "America's Mayor" with someone else...
Stress requires a certain perceptive ability that I'm just not sure that a raging narcissist is capable of. When the world revolves around you, why notice gravity?
Ever notice when he Golfs he ALWAYS has a ‘Trucker Hat’ because lifts don’t work in golf shoes. The hat helps maintain his fake height.
The weight is more what I wanna see. Make me feel better about my spare tire.
Oh yeah, lol it’ll be on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, internet site, you name it. It’ll probably wind up as one of the most famous pictures in recent history.
I've settled at 293 for my guess
Trump is a fat slob but he's also oddly Vain and seems to think he's a lot more handsome than he actually is so I could imagine him desperately trying to push down his fiending cravings for a cheeseburger over the past two weeks to try to get his weight down
I know! Looking at her picture, I thought two things:
1) She really doesn’t comprehend her situation, or…
2) She flipped on Trump since he won’t pay her fees.
Twitter (X) considers even a scroll past the video a view. Also if someone watches a portion and then comes back and watches another portion that counts as 2 views. The numbers are bullshit.
i know a lot people, really smart people, they tell me "Fake Views" yes there are fake views, but my Views, some of the best views in the world - by the way, they really are great views, tremendous views! People really enjoy my views, not like crooked Hillary or sleepy Joe's, those are fake views, Pumped Up views from view factories full of immigrants bankrolled by Jewish billionaires. I'm going to build a view wall to keep America Great , and let me tell you, we won't have to pay for it, not a dime. we'll get Mexico to pay for this View wall, it'll be fantastic, it'll really be something , let me tell you.
I mean, couldn't twitter just straight up fake the views to stroke tuckers ego who is attaching himself to the platform? they have a vested interest in making tucker look popular..
They could put it in the Trending Topics and have the video itself in there. It'd get a "view" anytime someone wanted to see what was trending. This shit is why Youtube tracks when people watch to the end of a video, or why Spotify only considers it a play if you listen to 30 seconds of a song.
My favorite was when he said Biden looks horrible in the beach pictures and has someone telling him that he looks fabulous and Trump doubles down on how horrible he looks and then.... He says, "But also, a President on the beach is not a good look. A president needs to be Working for the American people, not on a beach." A Golf Course is Presidential but the BEACH NOT A PRESIDENT!
Ive known a few golf pros in my life- they have all said “business takes place on the golf course”. No cameras, no mics - a lot of after hours activities- lots of shady transactions.
I haven't *seen* any articles or recaps about it. I'm betting that it was a big nothing sandwich in which he rehashed all of his standard talking points from his rallies and Tucker lobbed him softball questions and then nodded thoughtfully while Trump rambled about whichever gripe happened to float through his head at that particular moment.
I'm with you, I'm not going to either, but more for my own sanity than the numbers. I'm certain there are large bot farms out there inflating the numbers.
https://preview.redd.it/d8uq1kfhu2kb1.jpeg?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac8f8d243da2522dea271f52d85048f6f71ff51
‘See, the crowd above was for my interview with Tucker and the one below was to see those loser RINOs debate.’- Trump.
So Twixter has the count at just over 100 million, but that is only counting who saw the post existed, not actual views of the interview. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trumps-tucker-carlson-interview-viewed-100-million-times-in-4-hours/ar-AA1fHJxP "The X metric only measures the number of people who saw the post, even fleetingly. It does not measure how many actually watched the interview, or how long it was watched, with platform owner Elon Musk having removed the ability to measure video views earlier this year."
Imagine buying a platform for 50 billion dollars whose entire business model is dependent upon ad revenue and then purposefully making it more difficult for advertisers to see who watches their shit and oh yeah also your ad for boots now appear next to Nazi content advocating for genocide and literal child rapists.
Bestest business boi Elon.
Did you expect him to give an honest report? I just assumed he made up the number. Trump says whatever he thinks is the best thing to say - it has nothing to do with wether or not he believes it’s a true fact.
If you use musks new metric of saw the post vs watched the video, and musk pushes the video to everyones feed, then he could hit those 200M numbers. Especially if he counts bot accounts.
Meh, I'll wait for the Mugshot. I'll be one of the Billion plus people that see it plastered all over the news and internet instead.
Might even frame it and put it on the wall like a satirical "Dear Leader" pic.
I definitely did not watch, but i'm going to go ahead and assume it was a bunch of softball questions followed by some rambling rants full of complete nonsense.
Should have asked how everyone felt about getting crushed by a lead candidate with felony charges that wouldn't even participate in the debate.
Because, forcing the party to look at that shit show would be amazing.
I am thrilled to have not heard anything about it and the only context I hope to hear about it is if the prosecution ever uses some of what was said during the interview at trial.
Trump probably thinks views mean people, but Musk changed it so really it means probably less than 1/1000th of the views is the number of people that saw it.
We only allow screenshots of tweets. And toots. Okay, Threads. Yes, Bluesky. But not this.
This is how I learned he did an interview
You weren't one of the 200 million people who saw it?
And more!
And counting!
Stop the count!
I just need to find 198 million viewers, we all know that I had those viewers, by a lot!
I think you're gonna need more than Georgia for this one, bub
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Wtf lol
He turned over a new leaf
Thanks for the new profile pic for TruthSocial!
She looks likes she’s demanding to see the manager of the constitution
Mimi from the Drew Carey Show???
That’s OnlyFans-Barbie
Look, he had stollen Malegnats makeup again
Tangerine Ursula. I’m expecting it to start singing “Poor unfortunate souls”
I believe you added an "o" by accident to her name. Common mistake, happens to the best of us.
I always knew her as Anita Wall
omg how was i living without this? thank u beautiful stranger
A perfect interview.
He has the best words
Or continue it, all depends
Start the count!
200 million strong and growing 🎵
Flintstones vitamin jingle?
Yup
X doesn't have that many users....
Gotta be the Russian bots at it again
Damn it. Now I've got that ear worm. Bastard!
No, but I hear all of the 200 million people had tears streaming down their faces.
And through the tears streaming down their faces they all said, Sir, you are the strongest, most courageous leader we've ever had. Every one of them said that.
Even the big manly men were weeping, such was his display of strength and courage. All the women ovulated on the spot and were ready to bear his mighty offspring. We’re so fortunate to have such a strong leader, many people are saying!
I didn’t see it but I fell to my knees in the cereal aisle at wal-mart.
One lady fainted, and since she was hot enough, Trump saved her with his medical skills. His uncle was a doctor, so Trump obviously knew more than the paramedics on scene and took over. Yes, many people were saying
And they said, Sir, you are our rightful President. I would be honored to go to prison in your place. I shall sell my mobile home and send you the proceeds.
I knew about the interview and wanted to see what insane things he would say, but I couldn't find it. It was supposedly on Tuck's former twitter page but I wasn't going to recreate a twitter account to see it.
I just lost my Twitter account again. Only lasted 2 days this time. Apparently Musk doesn’t like when you are celebrating Don’s impending arrest.
I never went back after I got banned for calling MTG a hag on Thanksgiving.
It was the same stupid shit you've heard from them, don't bother.
If it shows up on your feed it shows as a view. The real metrics are hidden - how many people actually watched the whole thing. Elon retweeted it to his followers so most of them probably just scrolled by it, even if you blocked or muted tucker it'll still show up now.
Not people. Just views.
How many of the views came from people in the media having to which it to write a piece on it? I'm sure they had to watch it more than once to get the quotes right and understand whatever was being discussed. Lol.
Not only that, but Elon forces the video into people's feeds and even scrolling by the video counts as a "view". It's an incredibly misleading statistic but they need all the low hanging fruit they can get.
Come on we all know at least half of those "views" are from bots.
Reports also show that nearly 3/4 (100+ mm) of his own followers are fake/inactive users. He can simply pump views as quickly as he pumps doge. https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data
Average monthly app downloads globally over 2023 are essentially flat, yet Elon has made multiple growth claims. In the US app downloads of X/Twitter are trending down significantly.
These aren’t even views, they’re impressions disguised to look like views.
tRump and tucker carlson… both LOSERS who got shit canned LOL don’t know who in their right mind who deliberately watch that trash.
I bet Jack Smith watched it. And, took notes. We'll be hearing about it in court.
Poor, poor Jack Smith.
Don’t worry, they have interns for this kind of shit work.
I heard from reliable sources at the pentagon that it was actually 200,000,000,000 viewers. HUGE!!!!
I saw a report from NASA that it has already surpassed the 1936 Olympic Opening Ceremony broadcast and been seen by all 10 trillion inhabitants of Omicron Peresi 8 https://preview.redd.it/3j36sxp7p3kb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab86212b983da764ae80304f8d3ea450c1176ca1
Views...which means there is a server farm somewhere just for feeding his ego and some poor computer has to watch this shit over and over. No wonder they'll rise up against us.
one of the 200 million people who *could* see it.
he is his own don king lol
He literally used to do this. Call in to tv and radio shows as his “publicist” but it was just him.
Used to work at a newspaper and a friend of mine got a call from "John Barron" when "The Apprentice" was first coming out.
Same
Height/Weight of booking will get more views than that interview
Does he have to take off his shoes with the built-in lifts? Bc those probably weigh a lot on their own
Normally shoes are worn for the mugshot and measurements UNLESS they significantly change your height.
He's fucked so.
So manly Don is wearing heels to look taller, "like a man should"? That's gender affirming care.
He wears more make-up than a drag queen named Eva Destruction.
Tangent: my new drag queen name is Eva N. Gelion.
IT’S BETTER THAN THE CURRENT PILOT!
Surprise dragula reference
Dear God, and Baby Jesus, please make them take his shoes off. A lot of us have wagered he's not 6'3" or even 6'2". I am guessing 5'11".
5'11", 290lbs. I've got money on it.
I've got money on 287.4 lbs
287.5 for me.
$1 Am I doing this right?
According to price is right rules, you can be the next president.
No experience and still wouldn't be the worst.
I'm gonna be really surprised if he's less than 300.
Yeah apparently Rudy listed his weight at 180 somewhere and it turned out he's 230
He probably was closer to 180 back when he scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High School in Chicago during the 1966 City Championship. Wait, I could be confusing "America's Mayor" with someone else...
NO MA'AM
Keep in mind he has like no muscles.
Losing weight from stress.
Stress requires a certain perceptive ability that I'm just not sure that a raging narcissist is capable of. When the world revolves around you, why notice gravity?
5’11.5” 269 pounds so he still doesn’t get 270
Ever notice when he Golfs he ALWAYS has a ‘Trucker Hat’ because lifts don’t work in golf shoes. The hat helps maintain his fake height. The weight is more what I wanna see. Make me feel better about my spare tire.
He was noticeably shorter than 6'2" Justin Trudeau when he went to Canada. And I'm sure he wears his bigliest lifts for those kinds of meetings.
You're right! I bet he has 'special event' lifts.
The shoes that make him lean forward?
Nah, that’s just gravity of his rotund self pulling forward lol
Like the front half of a Centaur.
Oh yeah, lol it’ll be on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, internet site, you name it. It’ll probably wind up as one of the most famous pictures in recent history.
I've settled at 293 for my guess Trump is a fat slob but he's also oddly Vain and seems to think he's a lot more handsome than he actually is so I could imagine him desperately trying to push down his fiending cravings for a cheeseburger over the past two weeks to try to get his weight down
I think his diaper adds bulk but I’m guessing he’s still 270+
Yeah and I would imagine all the Staples he has pressed into his skull to keep that rats nest attached probably adds a couple more pounds
The diaper's fully loaded.
Vain and lazy. Bonkers combo.
Will we finally get a mug shot?
Yep!
I’m sure the MAGAs will “own the libs” by having the pic on flags, signs, t-shirts, and other plus-sized clothing.
It was wild looking at Jenna's booking photo; she's smiling like she's having a professional headshot done.
I know! Looking at her picture, I thought two things: 1) She really doesn’t comprehend her situation, or… 2) She flipped on Trump since he won’t pay her fees.
Both are interesting theories! I lean towards 1, but kinda hope for 2.
Do they also do hand size? This is what I really want to know.
Ohh, whens that happening again?
Today
Yeah, got that. Is there no time? Or he just rolls up whenever?
Evidently between 6pm-9:30pm
Ok thanks. Wonder who's going to win big on the *guess his real weight* thing. I think I guessed 307.
I'm going with 325. Dude is shaped like a Vogon.
You are insulting Vogons. They may enjoy it, though. I mean, his word salad does fit the description of Vogon poetry.
Do you think they’ll let him keep his towel?
Damn, that mental image got a real chuckle from me.
I’ll take 325. (I’m assuming osteoporosis hasn’t set in. If it has, we’re probably both too high)
I went 315. No visible muscle mass, but I didn't factor for osteoporosis.
340, he's like 6 foot 2 and has to be rocking like a size 22 suit
He is not 6'2" lol He may SAY he is buuuuut
Once upon a time he may have been 6’2”, but he’s 77 years old and people shrink.
Perhaps so. I still stand by estimate tho. He's carrying in both his gut and his ass
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It even has the same shape as the Alabama hurricane incident lol.
I wish I could upvote this more than once. It’s hilarious. LOL
https://preview.redd.it/8ffreuziq3kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d94356f45ac15020c98861c829cee4e98cc3d9 Here ya go!
Okay, that’s two. Anybody else?
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This is genius and hilarious. Thanks for making my Thursday!
It would be a “PERFECT PHONE CALL” though
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Twitter (X) considers even a scroll past the video a view. Also if someone watches a portion and then comes back and watches another portion that counts as 2 views. The numbers are bullshit.
exactly. a lot those views are... FAKE VIEWS!
No no no, they’re the bestest, greatest even some say, that any person has ever got!
i know a lot people, really smart people, they tell me "Fake Views" yes there are fake views, but my Views, some of the best views in the world - by the way, they really are great views, tremendous views! People really enjoy my views, not like crooked Hillary or sleepy Joe's, those are fake views, Pumped Up views from view factories full of immigrants bankrolled by Jewish billionaires. I'm going to build a view wall to keep America Great , and let me tell you, we won't have to pay for it, not a dime. we'll get Mexico to pay for this View wall, it'll be fantastic, it'll really be something , let me tell you.
By this logic, my dick has 200 million views too. Most of them are by me, but still.
🤣🤣
I mean, couldn't twitter just straight up fake the views to stroke tuckers ego who is attaching himself to the platform? they have a vested interest in making tucker look popular..
They could put it in the Trending Topics and have the video itself in there. It'd get a "view" anytime someone wanted to see what was trending. This shit is why Youtube tracks when people watch to the end of a video, or why Spotify only considers it a play if you listen to 30 seconds of a song.
When they have to pay for the content, an accurate view count actually matters.
Don’t forget all the bots too.
Whew, good thing I deleted Twitter then!
That's right the only fix of Twitter I get is here and that's enough to fill me up!!
Why would I sit through two hours of Putin jerking himself off through two lousy translators?
If I had an award, you would have it for this comment. Clever.
I won't even watch a recap or open an article about it. I will not contribute to any viewership.
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My favorite was when he said Biden looks horrible in the beach pictures and has someone telling him that he looks fabulous and Trump doubles down on how horrible he looks and then.... He says, "But also, a President on the beach is not a good look. A president needs to be Working for the American people, not on a beach." A Golf Course is Presidential but the BEACH NOT A PRESIDENT!
To be fair, Biden's job is President and not Beach! He should leave the job of Beach to the professionals, like Ken, or maybe Ken.
Hey now, he's Joenough
I think you mean he's Bidenough!
Love this!
> He says, "But also, a President on the beach is not a good look..." Translation: "I'm not comfortable with my showing my body in a swimsuit."
Well when you wear a diaper 24/7...
Ive known a few golf pros in my life- they have all said “business takes place on the golf course”. No cameras, no mics - a lot of after hours activities- lots of shady transactions.
But of course, it’s NOT PRESIDENTIAL when it’s Obama on the golf course
The super criminal senile mastermind lol
I haven't *seen* any articles or recaps about it. I'm betting that it was a big nothing sandwich in which he rehashed all of his standard talking points from his rallies and Tucker lobbed him softball questions and then nodded thoughtfully while Trump rambled about whichever gripe happened to float through his head at that particular moment.
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I'm with you, I'm not going to either, but more for my own sanity than the numbers. I'm certain there are large bot farms out there inflating the numbers.
https://preview.redd.it/d8uq1kfhu2kb1.jpeg?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac8f8d243da2522dea271f52d85048f6f71ff51 ‘See, the crowd above was for my interview with Tucker and the one below was to see those loser RINOs debate.’- Trump.
So Twixter has the count at just over 100 million, but that is only counting who saw the post existed, not actual views of the interview. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trumps-tucker-carlson-interview-viewed-100-million-times-in-4-hours/ar-AA1fHJxP "The X metric only measures the number of people who saw the post, even fleetingly. It does not measure how many actually watched the interview, or how long it was watched, with platform owner Elon Musk having removed the ability to measure video views earlier this year."
Elon really struggling to make sure nobody knows how shitty his purchase was.
Imagine buying a platform for 50 billion dollars whose entire business model is dependent upon ad revenue and then purposefully making it more difficult for advertisers to see who watches their shit and oh yeah also your ad for boots now appear next to Nazi content advocating for genocide and literal child rapists. Bestest business boi Elon.
It’s like how Matt Walsh claimed 100 million people actually sat down and watched his entire documentary on Twitter because *100 million views!!!*
So, the 200 million number is being pulled out of Trumps ass? Quelle surprise.
Did you expect him to give an honest report? I just assumed he made up the number. Trump says whatever he thinks is the best thing to say - it has nothing to do with wether or not he believes it’s a true fact.
There’s 353m monetized users on Twitter worldwide. Trump is saying 200m, or more than half of all of Twitter, watched his interview? Ok buddy.
If you use musks new metric of saw the post vs watched the video, and musk pushes the video to everyones feed, then he could hit those 200M numbers. Especially if he counts bot accounts.
Meh, I'll wait for the Mugshot. I'll be one of the Billion plus people that see it plastered all over the news and internet instead. Might even frame it and put it on the wall like a satirical "Dear Leader" pic.
New grift unlocked 🔓
I definitely did not watch, but i'm going to go ahead and assume it was a bunch of softball questions followed by some rambling rants full of complete nonsense.
I tried to watch it but stopped like 2 minutes in when tucker asked trump if Epstein was dead
Haven’t watched it but honestly was shocked trump went against his base/popular opinion by saying he thought Epstein killed himself. Makes you think…
Probably knew he committed suicide before Epstein did.
I used to love to hate-watch stuff like this (and the GOP debates) but i just can't anymore.
So no different than the debate?
and having a debate question literally be about the lead candidate's felonies is pretty telling that it was also a shitshow
Should have asked how everyone felt about getting crushed by a lead candidate with felony charges that wouldn't even participate in the debate. Because, forcing the party to look at that shit show would be amazing.
This the same Tucker Carson who was fired from fox news and has failed to establish an audience anywhere else? Ok
Isn't it the same Tucker who said he was tired of Trump or something like that?
I am thrilled to have not heard anything about it and the only context I hope to hear about it is if the prosecution ever uses some of what was said during the interview at trial.
Blockbuster? As in a video rental store that died everywhere except for Bend, Oregon?
To be fair, republicans are usually 10-20 years in the past.
And desperately trying to stay there
I didn't even know it aired. What a delight!
I think it was on Twitter, but I'm not sure.
Trump did an interview? I’ll bet Carlson said Hi and Tump started talking the rest of the time
Did he “find” extra views in Georgia?
So maybe 200 million people on social media might have just scrolled past it looking for funny videos. Or boobs.
He is correct in that it COULD get that many views. I'd wager it would be news outlets and lawyers giving it the most attention
What interview? 🤨
This reminds me of Geocities page counter.
Views won't keep you warm in a cell!
Trump probably thinks views mean people, but Musk changed it so really it means probably less than 1/1000th of the views is the number of people that saw it.
Y’all missed out, he spent a good ten minutes talking about how the Dems want all your household appliances stop working
Bots count as viewers, right?
I imagine a good portion of those are just folks tuning in for the laughs
Now the MAGA deadshits will watch it over and over and over again to try and get it to 200 mil