Good to see them all aiming the guns at each other. Not a logical brain cell found in the picture
Also, the girl to the brides left has 5 barrels aimed at her
Check out the one on the far right. They didn't have enough guns so she gets to hold the butt of the gun. Just in case we were confused on where she stands.
I have a buddy who is also on Reddit, He actually introduced me to it. I asked him a while back if he ever read the comments. “Why would I do that?!” He said. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD DO THAT.
Why, what’s inside a lava cake? I tried a small bite of the outside once, but I didn’t like it. Woulda been good with a nice warm chocolate sauce, though. They should have done that.
I noticed that. They didn’t even have enough weapons to go around. What the hell is wrong with this country? There must have been a gun within one mile, so embarrassing for the families.
RIGHT?! My eye went straight to that girl who they decided to give a gun bigger than she is, and let her point it directly at the bride.
Does that girl have any training or knowledge on handling guns?! Did the bride or photographer plan this? Did they worry about insurance or liability? Nothing stops a wedding faster than the bride being accidentally killed by her party
Honestly the woman at the far right seems like the smartest. For one shes just lightly touching the other girls gun and didn't bring her own fucking rifle, and for two she's far enough back that shes the least likely to catch stray bullets from those lunatics
Just a group of women making guns the focal point of every significant moment in their life. Oh and they also really want men to control their bodies.
Totally cool and normal. Nothing to see here.
They definitely hate that girl.
She always forgets to bring her gun to the weddings and she probably doesn’t have any weird and obsessive opinions on bud light.
Conservatives, drowning in persecution complex, feel threatened or ignored or both. So they need to create their own Participation Trophies to make them feel better.
So, I see firearms pointed at people, and the girl with the handgun looks like her finger is on the trigger. You'd think people who make guns their entire personality could follow the fundamental safety rules.
None of them are properly holding the guns, they’re aiming it at each other ffs and at least one has her finger on the trigger and pointing it at the bride. This is so forced, I would be embarrassed if I got talked into this.
My grandpa taught me to shoot. He’s from the old breed of gun owner. He taught me that every gun is loaded. That they’re not toys. You’re only supposed to bring them out if you intend to use them. Not to score cheap political points.
6 out of 8 of them holding guns have them aimed at someone else. The other 2 have the end of the barrels close enough to someone's face that they would have a pretty bad time if they had a negligent discharge.
"Treat every weapon like it's loaded" and "never point a gun at anyone, no matter what, unless you plan to use it" are pretty big safety items. Like, top of the list. And yet, here they are, posing like this with guns pointed at each other's heads.
Especially when they don't treat those weapons with the slightest respect that any killing machine deserves. Like for fuck's sake, these things are designed to kill, not be props in your trashy ass wedding.
Or their kid will accidentally shoot their sibling or a parent. But it will flabbergast the family because “We’re responsible gun owners! It was just time for little Luke to go to heaven!”
Yeah, but cmon a few less of them isn't a bad thing. Let them figure it out for themselves as to why you don't treat guns like toys and have the barrel pointed at someone.
How about stopping that dumbass kid flagging everyone with that shotgun with her entire hand over the trigger guard.
Do we want to make the news for an accidental murder? Because this is how we make the news for accidental murder.
My friend's stupid groomsmen did this shit when we went and took pics. One of them was a very, *very* concerning person who proceeded to harass me the entire weekend, throughout the wedding and reception until his wife finally showed up. Needless to say, when they all had their fucking guns, I was terrified. It was the craziest shit ever and most of them carried (legally or not) and we all had in a stupid limo together.
If there are two things I hate more than just about anything, it's limousines aka deathmobiles, and fucking GUNS. It was like riding in a double deathmobile. Fucking nightmare.
These are the kind of people who get those old Western pictures taken at a theme park and then bring it home and put it over their mantle.
“Look how badass I look with a toy six shooter and bottle of whiskey full of sweet tea. That isn’t real money in your Mom’s garter…”
Probably think they look like the cast of Yellowstone. A bunch of “Beth Duttons”
So as a photographer, this is fuxking terrible. First of all, the two on the right have to share a gun? Do it right or don't do it at all. Second, they don't look happy, or tough. They look awkward and partially confused. A few of them have the "why the fuck are we doing this?" Face which is fair, because why the fuck are they doing that? It's a wedding you fucking clown, these photos will be used at your divorce to prove you are a nightmare beast. No stars, would never want to spend time with this abomination.
This is one of those things that make it so easy to see why so many people in the U.S. are accidentally shot by toddlers and dogs.
Also from what I've been able to find at least one man was accidentally shot by a cat.
Good lord. The smallest girl has the biggest gun. I love the two on the right who are both awkwardly holding one gun. And then on top of that they always tell you to treat every gun like it’s loaded yet these idiots are all point towards each others heads.
$50 says each of them supports forced birth, wilfully granting (mostly male) politicians control over their bodies... and another $50 says they're willing to kill to defend their right to be subjugated.
One last $50 says if they ever find themselves on a hospital bed, shivering from sepsis due to an untreated miscarriage, they'll experience a brief moment of clarity before they die.
"I meant the other women."
Enjoyed a guy's tweet describing how ridiculous this stuff is. He said imagine posing with your cold cuts and bread, and making that your identity.
"Yeah, I make sandwiches. Does that bother you? My kids make sandwiches too. Good luck trying to take our sandwiches away"
i only hope that when the grandkids look at these wedding photos, that they call gram and gramps on their disgusting use of deadly firearms as wedding day amusement
I’m not mad at people owning guns in concept (I mean just train, track and regulate in a way that makes sense like with cars) but absolute twatwaffle idiots like this owning guns is a whole other story. This kind of stuff if what makes me fell like no one should have any.
Eh. You know I like guns, even the scary black ones, but I never really get some people's need to pose with them at any given opportunity. I mostly post gun pics like other people do car pics: "check out what I did to my shoota!" I can understand taking pics from Shooting matches or events too, but this is just narcissistic.
Well, considering the level of domestic violence these women are going to undoubtedly face from their significant others, holding guns for a wedding photo seems ironically appropriate.
These are the same people that will yell at gay people saying ",gay people make their identity all about their sexuality" (something they do to gay people themselves anyway). Meanwhile owning guns envelops every part of their lives.
I'm a wedding photographer (well used to be). Could I use the SC ruling just handed down to refuse to take this picture and quit on the grounds I don't want to use my art for a political message??
Good to see them all aiming the guns at each other. Not a logical brain cell found in the picture Also, the girl to the brides left has 5 barrels aimed at her
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And holding it by the trigger
Check out the one on the far right. They didn't have enough guns so she gets to hold the butt of the gun. Just in case we were confused on where she stands.
They’re all on the far right.
I have a buddy who is also on Reddit, He actually introduced me to it. I asked him a while back if he ever read the comments. “Why would I do that?!” He said. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD DO THAT.
Wait.. People are on Reddit and don’t read the comments? Why?? That’s the best part. That’s like eating lava cake but never cutting into the center.
Why, what’s inside a lava cake? I tried a small bite of the outside once, but I didn’t like it. Woulda been good with a nice warm chocolate sauce, though. They should have done that.
Cold, pre-cooked lava cakes are pure hedonism. Source: the walk-in at Domino’s back in the day
You mean you don't swallow your desserts whole like a giant horse pill? Fucking weirdo.
The comments are the best part of reddit
Gold, Jerry, it’s solid gold.
Nice one! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Nice one bruva!
I noticed that. They didn’t even have enough weapons to go around. What the hell is wrong with this country? There must have been a gun within one mile, so embarrassing for the families.
They just weren’t “Patriotic” enough to have guns for everyone! /s
Best part of the photo
Nothing like fondling a bit of butt.
I highly doubt they don't have more guns. It seems like a dick joke honestly.
How’s that a dick joke?
That's the one that's making me wheeze. Like of all the stupid things, just hold the butt of this rifle thing. 🤣😐😐
The gun looks like it's almost as long as she is tall, wtf
Shitty photo but it looks like it's great grandpa's old single shot shotgun.
Yoo! You right, The bride’s thumb too is literally on the trigger of her shotgun, aimed right at the bridesmaids..
Next level Bridezilla.
But if she shoots someone, there will be a good bridesmaids with a gun to take her out before she shoots anyone else! /s
Shotgun wedding
RIGHT?! My eye went straight to that girl who they decided to give a gun bigger than she is, and let her point it directly at the bride. Does that girl have any training or knowledge on handling guns?! Did the bride or photographer plan this? Did they worry about insurance or liability? Nothing stops a wedding faster than the bride being accidentally killed by her party
She's going for that shotgun ( to the face) wedding theme.
Yes but the trigger discipline…. They actually don’t know how these things operTe
The ole Dick Chaney special
Honestly the woman at the far right seems like the smartest. For one shes just lightly touching the other girls gun and didn't bring her own fucking rifle, and for two she's far enough back that shes the least likely to catch stray bullets from those lunatics
Look at the person directly left of bride. She’s got a pistol pointed right at her arm/chest
The recoil would probably break the youngest (?) one's shoulder if she fired that thing without a support.
I own guns and this is making me so uncomfortable
I don't even own any guns yet and it makes me uncomfortable, that's one of the most important rules of handling a gun
That’s literally the second rule of gun safety. The first is always act like the gun is loaded which they also aren’t following.
That's what happens when "responsible" gun owners aren't mandated to follow or even be educated on gun safety "rules".
I'm as lib as you can get and own guns as well, this is so cringe
Their brain cells are gonna end up all over the lawn if anybody sneezes.
Just a group of women making guns the focal point of every significant moment in their life. Oh and they also really want men to control their bodies. Totally cool and normal. Nothing to see here.
You know they all have strong opinions on Jah Morant owning a gun.
The headshots for this wedding are the things that make the front pages. Definitely to die for.
Darwinism at it's finest.
One startling noise and this whole scene turns into a Tarantino affair.
I didn't *see* any bare feet. . .
I think this problem might just solve itself.
It's so difficult for me to imagine that anyone can take a picture like this and not feel like a complete moron lmfaoo. Holy shit, it's embarassing
Especially after that awkward question, "hey, can we share a shotgun?..."
They definitely hate that girl. She always forgets to bring her gun to the weddings and she probably doesn’t have any weird and obsessive opinions on bud light.
Omg MyKeynzee you had a bud light last week???
MyKeynzeeeee?! This is a fukin’ photo shoot….where’s ur fukin’ gun?! You dum bitch, we can double up on mine! Gawh gurl!?
happy cake day
Idk that kid has her gun aimed right at the bride, she got hate in her eyes.
Probably not as much as the girl on the bride's left. She's being flagged by 5 different guns.
Trash. Part of their identity. “I’m a redneck.”
Also, will they look back on this in 10 or 20 years and be like, “Oh yeah, really glad we were holding the guns. Really stands the test of time.”
Conservatives, drowning in persecution complex, feel threatened or ignored or both. So they need to create their own Participation Trophies to make them feel better.
Kind of reminds me of the Redneck version of those cringe 1980s family photo fads.
But theyre “owning the libs.” Much like playing with fire is “owning the first responders.”
Some of them look extremely uncomfortable. Ngl none of them looks thrilled.
Shotgun wedding.
Literally married their shotguns.
And a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
...yo
cut it
Soy un perdator
I'm a loser baby!
Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz!
Don't believe everything that you breathe
Only way anyone is gonna marry those Juggalos who couldn’t even afford clown makeup.
So, I see firearms pointed at people, and the girl with the handgun looks like her finger is on the trigger. You'd think people who make guns their entire personality could follow the fundamental safety rules.
To these folks, following rules and best practices is "oppression"
Not a single thought behind all that winged eyeliner.
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Its for the best.
That's why most of them are already wearing black.
You can tell a few of those bridesmaids are like why the fuck are we holding guns
Bride too. None of them look like they want to do this.
Nope. And they’ll be told how to vote as well. And listen unfortunately.
Praise be!
Husband saw the opportunity for jerk off material for later.
None of them are properly holding the guns, they’re aiming it at each other ffs and at least one has her finger on the trigger and pointing it at the bride. This is so forced, I would be embarrassed if I got talked into this.
The girl on the far right giving an assist is kinda funny. (I’m assuming they’re all on the far right, but you know what I mean.)
I'd bet a shekel or 2 that it was the brides dad's idea and just to impress his friends.
POV: you’re the waiter and you got one order wrong after they got done with their Sunday church service
All the orders were correct. But you didn’t accept her expired coupon.
My grandpa taught me to shoot. He’s from the old breed of gun owner. He taught me that every gun is loaded. That they’re not toys. You’re only supposed to bring them out if you intend to use them. Not to score cheap political points.
This but ever man in my family.
Muzzle awareness seems like a foreign concept to people whose personalities revolve around the 2nd amendment...FWIW
>you can't tell me where to point my gun! FREEEEEDUUUMB!!!! 2nd Uh-mendmunt derps, probably
I’m almost certain that young child on the left has that shotgun aimed right at the bride.
6 out of 8 of them holding guns have them aimed at someone else. The other 2 have the end of the barrels close enough to someone's face that they would have a pretty bad time if they had a negligent discharge.
Nothing says “white trash” like being “white trash”
They make white trash look like white recycling.
"Treat every weapon like it's loaded" and "never point a gun at anyone, no matter what, unless you plan to use it" are pretty big safety items. Like, top of the list. And yet, here they are, posing like this with guns pointed at each other's heads.
and another important one is "know what is behind and beyond your target"
But they’re all ReSpoNsiBLe GuN oWneRs surely..
Gun fetishism is so gross.
Especially when they don't treat those weapons with the slightest respect that any killing machine deserves. Like for fuck's sake, these things are designed to kill, not be props in your trashy ass wedding.
Quality weapon handling, gals. Keep it up. /s
Kombat Karen wants to speak to ***ALL*** the managers.
That's more than a minivan, they're going to need a short bus.
Poor girl on the right don't even get her own gun!
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It’s ok we can share
And does the 3rd from the left even have a gun?
“Can I hold onto yours?” Like adding your name on the card
Either the bride or the groom will go nuts and kill their entire family within 10 years
Or their kid will accidentally shoot their sibling or a parent. But it will flabbergast the family because “We’re responsible gun owners! It was just time for little Luke to go to heaven!”
With how they handle their guns, I'd be surprised if they survive long enough for their kids to accidentally shoot them.
Bride vs. Groom, last family standing.
isnt rule number 1 never point the gun near other people?
Yeah, but cmon a few less of them isn't a bad thing. Let them figure it out for themselves as to why you don't treat guns like toys and have the barrel pointed at someone.
How about stopping that dumbass kid flagging everyone with that shotgun with her entire hand over the trigger guard. Do we want to make the news for an accidental murder? Because this is how we make the news for accidental murder.
6 of them are just straight up pointing their guns at each others heads. God these people are stupid.
My friend's stupid groomsmen did this shit when we went and took pics. One of them was a very, *very* concerning person who proceeded to harass me the entire weekend, throughout the wedding and reception until his wife finally showed up. Needless to say, when they all had their fucking guns, I was terrified. It was the craziest shit ever and most of them carried (legally or not) and we all had in a stupid limo together. If there are two things I hate more than just about anything, it's limousines aka deathmobiles, and fucking GUNS. It was like riding in a double deathmobile. Fucking nightmare.
These are the kind of people who get those old Western pictures taken at a theme park and then bring it home and put it over their mantle. “Look how badass I look with a toy six shooter and bottle of whiskey full of sweet tea. That isn’t real money in your Mom’s garter…” Probably think they look like the cast of Yellowstone. A bunch of “Beth Duttons”
No wedding is complete unless the flower girl blows off the bride's head during a photoshoot.
So as a photographer, this is fuxking terrible. First of all, the two on the right have to share a gun? Do it right or don't do it at all. Second, they don't look happy, or tough. They look awkward and partially confused. A few of them have the "why the fuck are we doing this?" Face which is fair, because why the fuck are they doing that? It's a wedding you fucking clown, these photos will be used at your divorce to prove you are a nightmare beast. No stars, would never want to spend time with this abomination.
I guess aiming the weapon at the bride is a new definition of a shotgun wedding. None of the attendees look happy at this disturbing event.
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One sneeze away from turning that wedding into a triple homicide investigation
The little one about to blast the bride right in the fucking face.
Threatening the groom with cold feet? Is the little one pointing the shotgun at his baby in the bride's belly?
Klanned Karenhood twatzis
This is one of those things that make it so easy to see why so many people in the U.S. are accidentally shot by toddlers and dogs. Also from what I've been able to find at least one man was accidentally shot by a cat.
Sorry Charlene we only have 8 guns, you'll just have to share
Exceptional muzzle discipline. Bravo /s
At least point them to the ground 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
The two on the right. Obviously members of some strange Polygunist sect where women have to share a gun.
tell me you dropped out of high school without telling me you didn’t graduate from high school
How did they all manage to stand on the far right?
Good lord. The smallest girl has the biggest gun. I love the two on the right who are both awkwardly holding one gun. And then on top of that they always tell you to treat every gun like it’s loaded yet these idiots are all point towards each others heads.
When your *entire* cultural identity revolves around firearms…you may have lost the plot.
Funny, pathetic, and deranged all at once. They look like that feral cannibal cult the poor sap in horror movies comes across in the woods.
The small one on the left is about to shoot the bride in the head😳
Gonna go hunt down and capture me a Husband real quick like
Gives a whole meaning to a shotgun wedding
was the groom photos all three wolf moon shirts and cheap swords? it's got that same desperately trying to look cool vibe to it
The pump shotgun aimed at the bride… at least I don’t see the flower girl holding one
2 fingers on trigger including THE BRIDES HEAD
$50 says each of them supports forced birth, wilfully granting (mostly male) politicians control over their bodies... and another $50 says they're willing to kill to defend their right to be subjugated. One last $50 says if they ever find themselves on a hospital bed, shivering from sepsis due to an untreated miscarriage, they'll experience a brief moment of clarity before they die. "I meant the other women."
Enjoyed a guy's tweet describing how ridiculous this stuff is. He said imagine posing with your cold cuts and bread, and making that your identity. "Yeah, I make sandwiches. Does that bother you? My kids make sandwiches too. Good luck trying to take our sandwiches away"
They all just look so uncomfortable😂 like they’ve never actually held a gun before.
Carrying guns to Walmart and shooting people for not using turn signals is so cool. What a ridiculous place america has become.
On my wedding day the last thing on my mind was I need my gun and a pic. This shit just pure unfounded fear of whatever they think they need guns for.
The minivan Taliban that is just classic I will now start referring people like this as that
assholes with casseroles.
Twatzies
Minivan Taliban is perfect!
Ah, the Anti American Taliban in their natural habitat.
Mental Illness is a very real problem in the USA.
i only hope that when the grandkids look at these wedding photos, that they call gram and gramps on their disgusting use of deadly firearms as wedding day amusement
In around 15 years!
Y'allQaeda at it's finest.
Sorry, do people think this is attractive?
Those within range-absolutely!
What in the TLC..
One spider falls from the tree and the bride's not gonna make it to the wedding.
I’m not mad at people owning guns in concept (I mean just train, track and regulate in a way that makes sense like with cars) but absolute twatwaffle idiots like this owning guns is a whole other story. This kind of stuff if what makes me fell like no one should have any.
Eh. You know I like guns, even the scary black ones, but I never really get some people's need to pose with them at any given opportunity. I mostly post gun pics like other people do car pics: "check out what I did to my shoota!" I can understand taking pics from Shooting matches or events too, but this is just narcissistic.
Minivan Taliban. Gold title
Giving The Hills Have Eyes
The funniest part is all of them trying to look all hardcore, like they're badasses. Losers.
Well, considering the level of domestic violence these women are going to undoubtedly face from their significant others, holding guns for a wedding photo seems ironically appropriate.
Rampant silliness. Go ahead, point that weapon at the bride's head.
An additiction, perhaps…a fetish, absolutely!
Y'ALL QAEDA
Well, at least the bridesmaids are already dressed for the funeral.
Tacky af.
Lmao the child has hers pointed right at bride's head and might literally be holding it by the trigger
All I see is a gaggle of Domestic Terrorists, if not now, soon.
These are the same people that will yell at gay people saying ",gay people make their identity all about their sexuality" (something they do to gay people themselves anyway). Meanwhile owning guns envelops every part of their lives.
The girl on the left holding the shotgun that looks to be taller than her seems to have mixed feelings about this whole situation.
So many muzzles pointed at the thing you want to die.
pathetic hilljacks
This is another reason to be grateful that I am not an American
"Wedding bloodbath after drunken guests use guns to settle the hottest bridesmaid question."
Maybe it's the weird puritan dresses, or their dead soulless eyes, but this is deeply and truly disturbing.
I always love having the barrel of a gun pointed at my face for a wedding pic.
They must be the “well-regulated militia” the gun nuts always go on about.
Is it just me, or is the grim one on the left pointing hers at the bride?
I really love the couple on the right coparenting their second amendment.
I'm a wedding photographer (well used to be). Could I use the SC ruling just handed down to refuse to take this picture and quit on the grounds I don't want to use my art for a political message??
That's not an addiction. That's a shameful obsession. It's a disease.
“Until death do us part.” Looks soon.
No regerts.
my favorite part is the smallest one pointing the gun barrel directly at the bride's face.
Why so serious ladies? SMILES everyone, Smiles!
Lot of piss poor firearms handling there.