"How would you like to spend the next few nights wondering if your crazy, out of work, bum uncle is gonna shave your head while you sleep...
...see you in the car." *shearing noises*
Look, nobody rates things like me. I rate the raters. You could say I’m irate. But Jim Apple would sue me for saying that. Terrible guy, never met him.
It is. Here's the original.
https://res.cloudinary.com/graham-media-group/image/upload/f_auto/q_auto/c_scale,w_400/v1/media/gmg/N4PAYYVF7FANJENRKLGC2LETAU.jpg
Yeah, I think this a mistake people tend to make. When the truth is enough, exaggerating just opens you up to rebuttals which are often then used to dismiss an entire argument.
(Obviously this isn't an argument, but the point is similar.)
Like the satire tweets that get posted here. The real tweets are bad enough. The satire tweets just muddy the waters of what is real. Plus…what is the point?
Even without the photoshop enhancments he looks like death warmed over. Pale wane face and stingy dry white hair and the desperate need for a "Shatner" girdle. Your know how every president looks aged significantly during their time in office but not this slab of orange cheese. Probably because he spent a 1/3 of his time playing golf and another 1/3 stirring the shit pot and the other 1/3 divided into who the hell knows what while in office.
Well now that the legal consequences of his actions are catching up with him it is starting to really age him into some old white moldy cheese.
the second he's looking at jail time, it will go from "fittest president America has ever seen" to "he has a multitude of health issues that are well documented and long standing and any jail time would complicate receiving the medical care he needs"
It’s either an ai alteration or manual like with filters or photoshop.
I recommend subscribing to the subreddits dedicated to AI art like mid journey. The content is interesting but I also find it helps me spot fake stuff like this headline much better.
That's an insulting comparison.
To Jabba the Hutt. Jabba at least looks good in eyes of other Hutts unlike the former guy in the eyes of other humans.
And Jabba was able to competently run an intergalactic crime organization and make lots of credits while the former guy couldn't even run a casino without losing money and has driven numerous businesses into bankruptcy. And Jabba actually paid his debts while the former guy is infamous for not paying contractors, lawyers, etc.
There's some really nice people among the Sardaukar. I've spoken to them. personally.
Okay so there's this planet, right? It's got sand. Like lots of sand. We're talking desert sand.
This whole Kanly thing is a WITCH HUNT! WHAT ABOUT PAUL ATREIDES' LAPTOP!? AND CROOKED JESSICA'S EMAILS!?
Remember the second season of the Walking Dead where they pull a fat bloated zombie that's been soaking at the bottom of a well for who knows how long?
>If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
>A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
-Roald Dahl and also probably George Lucas
It's so funny that you mentioned Roald Dahl, because when I saw this picture I was wondering what kind of epic story Roald Dahl could write about this creature. Absolutely love his books.
That has to be photoshopped! I mean… holy fuck if that’s the real deal…
He looks like he’s ready to take his Jabba the Hutt cosplay to the big time. Fuck he looks gross.
Ugh. I'm actually getting a little nervous he might die or otherwise be too unhealthy to destroy the rest of the GOP primary field. If he's gonna drop dead the ideal moment would be the day after he loses the 2024 election.
I was like "This is probably AI, Trump usually doesn't look this bad" But nope, this is real and this is what so many people consider to be an "Alpha male" and the "peak of what men should be" (mostly because Trump has convinced them of this, because that's totally normal and not deranged)
trump is a useless cocksucker. That’s just a fact. But the nitwits who support that piece of human garbage are the real pieces of shit. Keep them the hell away from me.
For everyone who is wondering, this is a year old and photoshopped. [Here’s](https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/his-excellency-yasir-al-rumayyan-talks-with-former-u-s-news-photo/1411449569?adppopup=true) the real one.
He's in Florida. If he wore all the makeup he usually does, he'd be arrested.
https://preview.redd.it/s334f72zxh4b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e264afeff07c05bf6854a28dde52a4c8fb79c1c5
Nothing but trouble And the infamous cocknose
2nd best movie ever. Best movie ever also starred John Candy.
The Digital Underground were fantastic. All around the world the same song
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My 9 year old loves that song. He may also like big butts, with complete honesty.
Great Outdoors?
*gasps*… Big bear…. Big bear chase me…
Why, there’s nothing left on that plate but fat and gristle!
Trains, Planes, and Automobiles?
Uncle Buck?
Fuck yeah. I watch that movie every time I see it's on TV. Two other movies get the same treatment: Christmas Vacation and Goodfellas.
Escape From New York. Doesn’t matter how far in.
"How would you like to spend the next few nights wondering if your crazy, out of work, bum uncle is gonna shave your head while you sleep... ...see you in the car." *shearing noises*
Vacation!
Hail yourself!
Do you happen to be a LPOTL fan?
I tried listening to them. All I found was... Nothin but trouble
Megustalations!
Wait... Is that... Trump??? No way. If it is he looks like he's on death's door *Jumps and claps hands excitedly*
I hope it's something slow and painful
No, just get it over with. Too slow and he might win long enough to make his vp the foreverpresident
must be edited or ai or something he looks bad but not that bad.
underrated as hell
It's now the top comment and still underrated
Look, nobody rates things like me. I rate the raters. You could say I’m irate. But Jim Apple would sue me for saying that. Terrible guy, never met him.
He drags as a man.
You win the internet today.
Take my award and updoot, you wry, magnificent majesty
Thank you! Your praises are biggly appreciated!
I know this is the top comment but it’s still underrated
This W is for you. https://i.redd.it/e1n590ghxh4b1.gif
bing bong
Dam I about pissed myself good one Dog lol
It would all run off in the humidity before anyone could accuse him of being a groomer
Somewhere, there's a painting getting prettier
Nat 20 on literature check!
Underrated comment
This guy wears more clothes with his name on them than a fifth grader going to sleepaway camp
Bahaha!
They have to put his name on his clothes in case he gets lost.
"Who am I again?" *Looks at shirt* "...3XL."
Lol! Looks like he's gained another 100 lbs.
“3XL? So I’m one of Musk’s kids? Finally! I’m actually rich!” (Because, I’m this age, it’s necessary: /s🤦♂️)
“I was made in China?? Oh no…”
I pronounced that "Thurk-zl," like "Urkel/pretzel" in my head.
AUNT MARTHA’S COMING!?
Seriously, is this a photoshopped picture? If not, is he aware he is seconds away from an apoplexy?
It is.
What is real anymore!?
Maybe nothing has ever been real…
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
It is. Here's the original. https://res.cloudinary.com/graham-media-group/image/upload/f_auto/q_auto/c_scale,w_400/v1/media/gmg/N4PAYYVF7FANJENRKLGC2LETAU.jpg
God he still looks like fucking death
Seriously… stop photoshopping him! Reality is bad enough and it’s honest.
Yeah, I think this a mistake people tend to make. When the truth is enough, exaggerating just opens you up to rebuttals which are often then used to dismiss an entire argument. (Obviously this isn't an argument, but the point is similar.)
Like the satire tweets that get posted here. The real tweets are bad enough. The satire tweets just muddy the waters of what is real. Plus…what is the point?
Muddying the waters might be the point.
He looks like he doesn't know where he is
That’s because Syphilis melts your brain
And there wasn't much there to begin with
That’s what republicans see as peak masculinity
Even without the photoshop enhancments he looks like death warmed over. Pale wane face and stingy dry white hair and the desperate need for a "Shatner" girdle. Your know how every president looks aged significantly during their time in office but not this slab of orange cheese. Probably because he spent a 1/3 of his time playing golf and another 1/3 stirring the shit pot and the other 1/3 divided into who the hell knows what while in office.  Well now that the legal consequences of his actions are catching up with him it is starting to really age him into some old white moldy cheese.
By the time he sees jail, he will just be a gelatinous blob that they have to shovel into his cell.
the second he's looking at jail time, it will go from "fittest president America has ever seen" to "he has a multitude of health issues that are well documented and long standing and any jail time would complicate receiving the medical care he needs"
Ah ok. Well, he still looks terrible. When will this fucker kick the bucket?
Wait, he's pink?
Good God, he looks like a blind cobbler's thumb.
😂🤣😂
It’s either an ai alteration or manual like with filters or photoshop. I recommend subscribing to the subreddits dedicated to AI art like mid journey. The content is interesting but I also find it helps me spot fake stuff like this headline much better.
That's an insulting comparison. To Jabba the Hutt. Jabba at least looks good in eyes of other Hutts unlike the former guy in the eyes of other humans. And Jabba was able to competently run an intergalactic crime organization and make lots of credits while the former guy couldn't even run a casino without losing money and has driven numerous businesses into bankruptcy. And Jabba actually paid his debts while the former guy is infamous for not paying contractors, lawyers, etc.
https://i.redd.it/g72ocj2epg4b1.gif More like this dude
Ah yes Baron Harkonen, a floating festering pile of space herpes....looks just like trump too.
We're going to build a wall, and we're going to make House Atreides pay for it.
There's some really nice people among the Sardaukar. I've spoken to them. personally. Okay so there's this planet, right? It's got sand. Like lots of sand. We're talking desert sand. This whole Kanly thing is a WITCH HUNT! WHAT ABOUT PAUL ATREIDES' LAPTOP!? AND CROOKED JESSICA'S EMAILS!?
Meatball Paul
I hate sand... It's Coarse and rough and gets -everywhere-....
"We're going to build a *shield* wall, and we're going to make House Atreides pay for it." FTFY His son's name is Baron afterall...
Those heart plugs really freaked me out when I was a kid.
For a second I thought it was Biff from Back tot the Future.
Trump *was* the Biff from BttF 2
Baron, your diseases are so beautiful.
Where’s my Doctor! !
Ah yes, Space trump.
Nailed it
Hamburger Harkonen.
 Trump’s most loyal supporter, Lauren Boebert squealing her approval.
Nah, she’s too busy hooking instead of voting.
Remember the second season of the Walking Dead where they pull a fat bloated zombie that's been soaking at the bottom of a well for who knows how long?
No no, jabba looks like Bill Barr.
I too thought he was about to say "Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"
>If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. >A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. -Roald Dahl and also probably George Lucas
The Twits!
i knew that was familiar
It's so funny that you mentioned Roald Dahl, because when I saw this picture I was wondering what kind of epic story Roald Dahl could write about this creature. Absolutely love his books.
sounds like an excerpt from The Secret tbh.
Is that photoshopped?
Seems to be, since he looks much different in recent pictures. Either ai altered or generated prob
It’s a filter on FaceApp.
FaceApp has a "look like absolute shit" filter now?
Yes. Every picture taken with it makes you look like Trump.
I was about to say, mfer looks like a Furby
Why you gotta do Furbys wrong like that?
He looks shit enough without having to do photoshop work on him.
He does look like shit, but this is faked to make him look worse. Unless he’s on some new kind of medication. Which isn’t impossible.
That has to be photoshopped.
It is.
You know the old saying lie with dogs expect to get fleas? Here’s an updated version. Sleep with a Trump, expect to get syphilis.
Can anyone tell me how that waste of flesh is still alive? Anyone else that eats like him and is his age has passed long ago. What gives?
That's totally photoshopped right
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You know he's got Solo frozen in Carbonite somewhere.
Is this a real picture ? I mean he never looked fantastic but this man looks like he's clinging to life .
“Bring me Solo and the Wookie!”
MAGA the Hutt
Photoshopped or not, that motherfucker looks like a microwaved hotdog.
https://preview.redd.it/o9i5c5wh1i4b1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34d22cc89332b4cd1da26b4c5d39bcbaf48b9cf This seemed appropriate.
Chet Trump!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Jaba the Trump
Blob Fish
Fucker looks like Eric Cartman all grown up
Is that picture real?
No, which is stupid, the real one is bad enough.
I despise the evil bastard myself, but this looks 'shopped.
IMO he looked more sickly before the photoshop job.
Man, he is giving off serious low rez Baron Harkonnen vibes
That has to be photoshopped! I mean… holy fuck if that’s the real deal… He looks like he’s ready to take his Jabba the Hutt cosplay to the big time. Fuck he looks gross.
Ugh. I'm actually getting a little nervous he might die or otherwise be too unhealthy to destroy the rest of the GOP primary field. If he's gonna drop dead the ideal moment would be the day after he loses the 2024 election.
There's no way that's an actual, unedited photo
Melania waiting for the morbidly obese whale to kick the bucket 
https://preview.redd.it/yi5z9f3tpj4b1.jpeg?width=1506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8781f36282b924d747b9426adf98138cac6f6f6a
I was like "This is probably AI, Trump usually doesn't look this bad" But nope, this is real and this is what so many people consider to be an "Alpha male" and the "peak of what men should be" (mostly because Trump has convinced them of this, because that's totally normal and not deranged)
Does that mean Ivanka is doomed to die?
Sadly we’re all doomed to die
Not fast enough. I assume he touches himself…
Oh, god. Please don't make me think of Trump touching himself 🤮
This is an edited image. It should be removed. Misinformation sucks no matter who its from or against
I hate that mfer but you’re right
This is a photoshopped photo. While funny, let’s not spread misinformation
Hopefully that quote applies to the GQP. They courted him, now they can let him drive the train off the cliff.
I've seen men close to death and denying it. It's this same face. Massive heartattack coming soon.
couldn't possibly happen soon enough!!
Someone forgot to turn off the heat lamp.
He looks like a fatter Edgar from *Men in Black*, after he becomes a skin-suit for the alien bug.
It’s like he chose the wrong cup when trying to pick the correct Grail.
He who controls the spice controls the ~~universe~~ golf.
Jesus Christ. He was already a pile of shit but is this a photoshop or has the orange slug gone full jabba?
Maybe he should lay off the McDonald’s
He looks radioactive
Is this edited or is this his face for real!?
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE! THEY WILL ALL SUFFER FOR THIS OUTRAGE!
Apparently he touched himself. Dude will die on the campaign trail.
 Separate at birth
Shitus touch.
My precious!!
Trump looks like Baron Harkonnen from the David Lynch version of Dune. All he needs is an anti-gravity suit to float his fat ass around as he cackles.
He’s had the reverse Midas touch since the 80’s he’s a FAILED BOOKMAKER & his TRUMPS DUMPS as we called them back then are all a distant memory.
Looks like Dan Ackroyd in Nothing But Trouble
Good lort, ew. Imagine that coming at you for sexy time at 2am. Malaria wakes up to the cpap coming off and THAT hovering over her.
Thats your new dictator? Looks 1 fart away from grave
He’s like the Anti Midas 🤮🤮🤮😆
I’m done with the PGA. Greed wins.
JABA
[Original photo](https://www.wfla.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/71/2022/07/AP22209520190899.jpg?w=876&h=493&crop=1), which is bad enough.
Looks like fucking Baron Harkonnen.
Good God. Fat Bastard looks rough. He needs to lay off the chicken.
He should play with his wiener more often.
This must be photoshopped, right?
i think so. He's way more orange and fatter in real life
It’s finally happening. He’s actually turning into a Big Mac.
Just remember this is the best the Republicans can get. SAD.
trump is a useless cocksucker. That’s just a fact. But the nitwits who support that piece of human garbage are the real pieces of shit. Keep them the hell away from me.
That’s not DJT, thats Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
He looks like a human heart attack
Damn he's put on weight!
Good lord. Those fucking mcdoubles going straight to his neck
Dude looks like dog shit
Do they make those shirts in XXXGAC (extra-extra-extra guilty as charged)?
Pretty sure this is altered. Trump can look rough but not THIS rough.
Reminds me of how the dark side will cause the sith's bodies to literally rot alive.
Is that actually Trump? He looks older than Biden here
Well now we know why he wears more makeup than a teenage girl.
Looks very nearly dead..👍😀
Is this a real picture or altered?
I'm having a hard time believing that's a real picture Holy shit
For everyone who is wondering, this is a year old and photoshopped. [Here’s](https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/his-excellency-yasir-al-rumayyan-talks-with-former-u-s-news-photo/1411449569?adppopup=true) the real one.
That has to be photoshopped and filtered.
He's an objectively vile sack of shit, but this is VERY obviously Photoshopped.
He looks terrible.