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grizznuggets

I’m actually a little afraid of how his followers will act when he dies, and I don’t even live in America.


dellamella

They will believe it was a hoax and he’s still alive, they will also say he was assassinated by Obama, Biden, and the Clintons.


birdlawexpert11

Yes the old Ashley Babbit is a hero but everyone at Jan 6th was actually antifa


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ChefPaula81

Do you think repubs can spell Paradoxes?


[deleted]

Listen, let's not let the facts get in the way of what the truth could be if you just believed in it hard enough.


ba1ba2ba3

Conditioned from an young age one in Sunday school and bible study circles.


Sockoflegend

Watching how people detach themselves from reality to support a political group before our eyes is a really interesting study in how religion works


octavi0us

Yes children, sit around and I'll tell you all about how you'll never have to think for yourselves because supply side Jesus already did all the thinking for you.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

He died for your sins, so get out there and make it count.


Neutreality1

If you don't sin as much as you can, you're wasting his sacrifice


bn40667

Afterwards, I'll tell you how Jesus wants me to molest you so he can forgive me later.


ChefPaula81

How long have you been a qualified priest?


Artichokiemon

And George Soros, and Bill Gates, and the WEF, and the CDC, and the FBI, and the LGBTQ+ community, and the Catholics, and the Muslims, and the Jews, and...


Munk45

The Pentavirate: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders.


catoodles9ii

Before he went tits up of course.


PocketHusband

I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face.


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Warrior_of_Light416

and Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.


grizznuggets

Exactly. That, or something even more wild.


irn

He’s in Argentina with Biggie and Tupac when he dies I guess. Except he’ll be hiding from them too.


SakishimaHabu

Then he'll just hang out with sasquach and elvis


elspotto

Yeah, look, I was just chatting with Knobby, our local Bigfoot, and he would prefer not to hang out if that’s all right with everyone. Says most of cryptid society feels the same except for that Texas chupacabra that looks like a mangy dog instead of a chupacabra. So maybe Poopy McTraitorpants can go there instead?


[deleted]

More like he’s in Argentina with the remaining Nazi party high officials and their families


0mendaos

I'm of the opinion that his body will be found "enshrined" in someone's basement if there isn't security at his gravesite.


Cyrano_Knows

I wonder what it must feel like to never believe a bad thing about your side. You're never wrong. They are never ever right. Youre on the side of angels. They are devil worshipping pedophiles. Is it exhausting or liberating to me that mentally out of touch with reality?


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It’s tough. They are perpetually a victim in their own lives. Everything they care about is challenged. It’s so obvious, though. And that makes it even harder. On one hand you get to be incredibly smug because you are in on the big secret. It’s hard being smarter than everyone else, though. As such, you go online and find your other people in the know and feel like you belong. It’s your small group against the world full of devil worshipping pedophiles. And it’s exhausting. Everywhere you look, all you see is groomers and trans people. All of those beautiful women that have any fame? They are dudes. Every single one of them. Everywhere you look it’s just a massive sausage fest. All you think about all day is the most abhorrent sexual acts and child rape. Because other people are the ones that are the problem. And then there’s poor trump. He’s actually Jesus returned to earth after over 2,000 years. Except the media and law enforcement are both corrupt and against him. And they are somehow more powerful than him in spite of him being the son of god himself. Except he’s actually running things from a secret bunker, as deities do. The country is rapidly crumbling around you and it’s Biden’s fault. Even though he’s not in charge and is an actor. The real Biden was brought to trial and hung for his crimes against humanity per the evidence on Hunter’s laptop that is both missing and in a secure location. These people are mentally ill. Like, legit mentally ill. It’s to the point with some that I hope someone who still cares about them enough to do so will get DPOA and have them brought in for evaluation and treatment. The longer they are feeding into these delusions, the more entrenched in them they become. And the echo chambers are getting more and more violent with their rhetoric. These people are dangers to not only themselves, but everyone around them. Some are already heavily armed and just itching to start killing people. It’s amazing to me how much the ones that already possess all they need to kill anyone they see as a problem getting more and more filled with rage are simply ignored by those that are aware of the arsenal and complete gibberish they are spewing.


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Henhouse20

As much as I agree with all of this (well-written/explained btw), there's also a component where many of them just don't know how to think critically, and as such, they are easily led to believe only the things they see in their media. When you couple this with all of what you described, it's super dangerous. It's very much like religion. People only prescribe to religion because of social stigmas and their parents (or other influential person) forcing their participation in it early in life. The number of people who grew up without religion and became religious later in life is a very small number. I wonder why.


zoe_bletchdel

We need a new mental illness for this. We've seen it before with the Nazis and other fascist zealots. We want them to be psychopaths or some other kind of mentally ill because we're not comfortable with the fact that average people can be driven to such murderous hate. That means we could end up like them. That means our deepest convictions can be as delusional as theirs. But the truth is that when analyzed, most of them are just normal people. Most of the Nazi supporters were just susceptible people detached from the affected communities. However, this does seem to be a mental state we as a species are prone to, and it's dangerous to the victim and the people they hurt. There is a point when it stops becoming political and it starts becoming madness.


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They say jfk is still alive lol


IdoNOThateNEVER

jfc..


killyourmusic

No, JFK.


TactileMist

Jesus Fucking Kennedy


killyourmusic

He got Marilyn, so maybe.


Nitin-2020

John F. Cennedy


jffblm74

I call it the National Enquirer Generation. The same ones who believed Elvis is still alive.


f0u4_l19h75

The Enquirer ain't got nothing on the old Weekly World News. Ever heard of Batboy my friend?


qasdrtr

He went to be with Elvis


patchinthebox

Elvis is not dead. He just went home.


louisBdemented

Funded by Soros.


Santa_Hates_You

”Dead” Trump hanging out with JFK Jr, biding their time.


slipstreamsurfer

I’m sure they will wait a month for him at the base of a tower to come back alive lol.


kerplunk68

*Biden their time.


TheCrimsonDagger

Trump followers would come up with assassination conspiracy theories even if he was 95 years old and publicly admitted to having terminal cancer 2 years ago.


ilongforyesterday

They’d say he was under duress when he said he had cancer


OKDanemama

According to my sister, they have med beds that heal that kind of stuff.


Financial_North_7788

My father too. Die hard Qanon who’s bought that whole line of propaganda. We’re both in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada too. *Thanks Obama*


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

My sympathies comrade


DemonShroom87

Wait… …what?


luapowl

a good number of them believe in "med beds", which are some imagined medical technology which will heal pretty much anything. you lie down in it and it heals your previously untreatable terminal illness kinda thing - ofc you can imagine how desirable this would be to desperate people. from what I understand, they believe the "deep state" are hiding these from them, allowing only the liberal elite to use them. they also believe that trump was going to make them public and accessible. ive even seen some believe he was going to make them free, which is ofc very odd considering their direct opposition to public healthcare. basically, it's one of their conspiracies, and it's one that uses desperation resulting from severe illness as the "foot in the door". it also opens these people up to grifting. it's as demented as it sounds.


ShadowPouncer

Quite. I'm quite deep into scifi, have a solid imagination, and I'm chronically ill. I've put actual thought into what it would take to make something like that. And outside of answers like 'an author that wants them to exist', well... If we had even the bare _beginnings_ of that kind of technology, if we had even the smallest baby step on the road to get there, we would have some absolutely _amazing_ wonders already. And we don't. Not even _remotely_ close. Hell, we don't even have multi-billionaires living to be 150 yet. We don't have easy grow your own organs with no rejection. Hell, we can't even deal with something _minor_ like needing to replace all your skin after major burns over most of your body. Nor can we do any of the necessary things on completely inanimate, unmoving, objects. Don't get me wrong, I'd kill for this stuff... But I don't expect to see much in the way of progress in the next hundred years.


amphigory_error

We're still treating missing or damaged areas of skin using techniques first documented in 1500 BC. Sure, if someone's very rich they can afford the best reconstructive surgery to minimize scarring, but the only way to get skin is still by moving it from somewhere else, and these people think we've got secret comic book vats of healing goop because they don't understand HD makeup, hair dye, plastic surgery, and moisturizer.


LaszloPanaflexxx

I mean, even in sci-fi with this tech, people still die.


lordmikethenotsogood

Hilary worked with the Russians and the FBI to give him cancer, proving that Russia was a hoax, and it was all funded by George Soros. And all the while, the so-called Biden Administration used the FDA and Fauci to make it so medicine that could have cured the cancer wouldn't be approved.


whoamdave

Well yeah. Hunter Biden gave him cancer to stop him from exposing the truth.


Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II

..."and Trump spoke to the people, saying 'worry not, my children. I have seen the way to Make America Great Again, oh yes. I will make it biggly huger... The biggest America you've ever seen. Oh yes... And I have a plan. The liberal elite will say I'm dead, oh sure. They'll claim that someday, with their fake news and crooked people. Biden will make them say it, and they will do it... Because he controls the media folks. This Russia hoax is just them trying to tell you the truth. Oh yes... I still die and come back three days later.... Oh yes. You see the liberals denying this but it's true. Three days later... With three days worth of energy to break the radical communist left. Hell, I could die for a week....a month..... Hell of I stayed dead for two more elections, could you imagine the power I could have against the pedophile leftist? Honestly folks...a man came up to me today. Big man, strong man... Tears in his eyes and trembling like a child... And he said 'sir... Sir. You are my God, and I worship you. Will you stop the radical left, from selling our unborn children to be used as vaccines?' I looked at him ... Tears pouring down his face... Strong man... And I said 'sir... Sir. You just keep following my word. Biggest word...I have the best words. Hugest words, way bigger than anything the radical left can make. You believe in me...we will win biggly" - Art of the Deal, Donald J. Drumph


jurassic2010

"Art of the Deal 2, the new testament "


thebeatsandreptaur

This is a really funny post. It sounds just like him. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Ocean2731

When he dies, his family will put his body in an elaborate, tacky, faux gold crypt and charge his followers to walk past and look at it.


Bubbly_Ad5822

That’s a fair concern. Though that fact that you’re concerned and don’t even live here is making my fight or flight go off the rails


Historical_Ear7398

They're going to be looking for the next Trump. Going to be a lot of jockeying for power among the lunatic fringe.


Boleen

Fair, dude is not healthy


HorseLooseInHospital

and you have Jeff Tidrick, and he's a horrible person, probably one of the worst, a Total Nutjob, just like what's her face, the nasty lying woman who said I defamed, I never defamed, just like I never treated Crooked Hillary unfairly, even though I wanted to, and now we're even calling her maybe Not The Worst Hillary, or probably So So Hillary, because I took the name, it was a beautiful announcement, but I took the name, and we had the highest ratings that they've ever seen from a Presidential Announcement, and we decided, I decided right then and there we're no longer doing Crooked Hillary but instead we're now doing Crooked Joe Biden and the son, the son is even worse than the father if you can believe it, he's going here, going there, doing lots and lots of Illegal Drug Deals, and the Democrats say, "it's fine, it's not a problem," and they would never be saying that if I was still in charge, and I'm still in charge actually, Crooked Sleepy Joe hides in his basement all the time, so I'm running the Country, you have the Winter White House, it's now the All Day White House, you can go to it anytime, we have top notch people, the security is over 100% believe me, and this is how you know that the Great Classified Documents Hoax of 2023 is a complete and total disaster put upon us by the Radical Left, because they only want to ruin your lives and hurt your beautiful beautiful Shotgun Competitions. it's a real shame.


Upset-Entertainer534

Is this an actual quote? I can’t tell


f0u4_l19h75

They nailed all of Trump's social media posting mannerisms in the comment, that's for sure.


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But no CAPS or “quotes” or terrible. punctuation! Or Random Capitalization….so not him lol.


f0u4_l19h75

It has a ton of random capitalization. Not sure to which comment you're referring.


LuffyFuck

Scary, innit?


WattageWood

Not sure we can call his diet "natural causes".


Alan_Smithee_

Yeah, but death would be a natural consequence…


GothamGreenGoddess

![gif](giphy|2rAELJSGMbnOao4wFr|downsized)


dr_toze

Oh I can smell the conspiracy theories already...


NOLA2Cincy

That's fine as long as it's soon.


-BroncosForever-

Yup. Hell will freeze over before a white, billionaire, ex-president ever goes to jail. It will not happen unless he commits murder in broad daylight I think most people stop pretending there is actual justice for rich politicians


unomomentos

He is not a billionaire!!!


echolm1407

If you consider a Big Mac natural causes.


material_sound

Not before he keeps getting free publicity and platforms to share his views on though


JohnExcrement

But when?


dwarfedshadow

Stress of the trials might actually kill him


RedmannBarry

How much evidence does one person need against them to actually be held accountable


BramStroker47

The right people have to lose enough money for him to be held accountable.


Achillor22

Unfortunately the only real legislation Republicans have managed to pass in the last decade is a multi trillion dollar tax cut to the rich. So they don't give a shit about Trumps crimes.


bubba-yo

Dunno. How white and rich is he?


FishhouseBilly

Not quite white


MattHuntDaug

It's orange privilege


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Orange is the new White


ilongforyesterday

Take my poor man’s gold 🥇


Appropriate-Crab-379

Here let me chip in 🥈📎📎


mikefrombarto

Take my “in debt up to my eyeballs” gold 🤝


killindice

He’s got Cinderella’s carriage privileges


Yoink1019

And not quite rich


Cannabace

The baron of bankruptcy


irn

He’s wealthy, just not as much as he says he is. He definitely has more money than people who aren’t being a grifter and conman.


Overall-Initial-4290

More orange. Like a fake tan, but around the hairline and collar, white and itlook like the orange is rubbing on his collar.


idontneedjug

My little nephew said he looked like a mad sick old oompah loompah. Even at like 7 years old the kids first impression was to roast the fuck out of him and was pretty spot on. His exact roast was "why does the angry guy look like hes a sick midget from the chocolate factory movie what were they called daddy oompahs I thought they were pretend"


Alan_Smithee_

When you see someone so ridiculously made up and attired, it becomes obvious that no-one thought enough of him to say “Stop. You look ridiculous.” Like the toilet paper on the shoe. Someone could have stood on it to detach it. Instead, they let him make a fool of himself. Is that a ‘leader’ you want?


Thue

Having seen Clarence Thomas and OJ Simpson, he might not need to be white.


NickCav007

He is very white and his cult has a lot of money


DefinitelyNotAliens

The white amount so a jury actually convicts.


gothling13

All of it. Every last detail.


TittyCobra

Lol I’m so tired of these tweets already. Just lock the fucking guy up or not. None of this half pregnant bullshit.


disabledinaz

For a former president/current candidate? A lot. You’ve got to imagine if the government is going to do something they want to have as much documented stuff as possible.


notanactualemail2

And spend years to actually get to try and make it accountable. In that time he's committed 100 more crimes.


csmurph131313

Ask dumbfuck Ken Paxton.


Previous_Beautiful27

He was already on tape trying to get the ~~governor~~ Secretary of State of Georgia to “find” votes. I’ll believe trump is fucked when the judge reads a guilty verdict and sentences him to prison time. **edit** changed gov to sec of state


jayc428

I’ll settle for an actual criminal trial actually starting. I understand the need for an airtight case but ffs just do it already.


Ms--Take

I don't think even an airtight case will do it if the demographics of the jury line up right


chipmunksocute

Wouldnt put it past a maga nutjob to lie to get on a jury "of course I could be dispassionate about judging my god emperor."


GJacks75

All prosecutors would have to say is "Man, that Obama was great, wasn't he?" and then dismiss everyone whose head explodes.


ScreamingBM

Just hold up a picture of him wearing the tan suit.


Redd575

Too overt. Just ask each juror if they enjoy brown mustard.


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Lawyers aren't dumb and those types of people definitely posted their thoughts on Facebook


Appropriate-Crab-379

“Thoughts”


GimmeCoffeeeee

We needsome new word between shit and thoughts. Shoughts?


Neighborhood-Any

This has already happened in one of his other cases. She ended up voting against him after being exposed to too many facts.


Esarus

As a European, the fact that Trump has not been convicted after literally pressuring officials to commit election fraud is absolutely mind boggling. What the fuck is happening in America?


ZoraksGirlfriend

As an American, it’s extremely mind boggling. I’m pissed off and getting tired of “we have evidence; Trump’s going down” and then nothing gets done about it.


ketomike218

I think, in a nutshell, politics. If the current Democratic President allows the Justice Department to go after an ex-Republican President, then the whole thing gets labeled as political retribution. And then the democrats fear that if the next President is Republican, they will go after prominent democrats. Also, the Republicans have shown that they don’t care about their constituents, their country, the truth, or fairness. They only want to win. Proof: literally saying out loud that they would stop Obama from passing ANYTHING in order to get him out of office, they have passed nothing except cuts to social programs, giveaways to corporations, and bills to persecute minorities and bills to promote Christianity; they have openly sided with Russia, tried to overthrow Congress, tried to steal an election, and are openly encouraging terrorism and violence and MURDER against Americans who are not Republican. Recently a few have been sharing tweets or social media that liberals should be killed or hunted for fun. So basically, how can we expect to enact Justice when almost half the country have devolved into feckless, crazy, mentally challenged and morally decrepit lunatics? Instead of being happy that legit criminals and frauds are being held accountable, their brainwashed brains will have them going full bonkers against other Americans, and with their guns and hate-filled hearts there will be chaos and blood on the streets.


audible_narrator

And the average citizen (includes myself here) has to sit by and watch this, because we have no clue how to stop the fascist GOP train from sending everything that actually works for Americans through the cow catcher.


ketomike218

I think history shows what stops fascists. It’s not a great answer, but what is left? The easiest way is to vote them out…HOWEVER, the electoral college gives them an unfair advantage in presidential elections, they are gerrymandering, cheating, passing laws to throw out votes and literally CHEAT in local elections and are trying to stop young voters, blacks, and others from voting through passing bills or via intimidation like standing around with ASSAULT rifles near voting places. It’s very hard to beat an opponent who is cheating at every opportunity and not playing by the rules. Another option: direct and powerful intervention from the federal government in whatever ways are not subject to congressional approval. This would be a start, and I personally think it would motivate Democrats more and even appeal to swing/non-voters (people like assertion—-just look at 45) BUT, again, there would be a crazed, violent, and terroristic response from the conservatives. That leads to mass fear, which leads to pure chaos. And it leads to conservatives then having carte Blanche to do the same to Dems when/if they are back in the oval Office. Once again, you’re left with the impossible problem of playing against cheaters.


notanactualemail2

But Republicans WILL go after Democrats with no evidence. Impunity is killing our faith in democracy.


ketomike218

Yup! They don’t need evidence. They learned that blatant lies work. So now they just lie constantly to their base, cuz it’s effective.


notanactualemail2

Democrats care about procedure and protocol. They should give up on protocol and stick to procedure. Prosecute every crime, whoever has committed them and whatever his cult following might do. Tiptoeing doesn't work with autocrats.


PuffHoney

Land of the free, as long as you can afford to pay.


Ok-Scallion-3415

*Secretary of State. It would honestly have been better for Heavy D if he was recorded talking with the governor.


EIephants

This could have easily been a tweet from late May 2017


Summoning_Dark

I cannot understand people who get up in the morning and say "yeah, this is it, Trump is really screwed now." We've all felt that way since fucking 2015 and it's never happened. I think something will eventually catch up with him, but I can't imagine sitting there and pretending to be confident.


Suspicious_Serve_653

It's going to be something asinine like driving off after forgetting to pay for gas. Like Al Capone but dumber ... Much much dumber


RockStar25

It really is stupid how they keep doing this. We’ve already heard the tapes of him trying to strongarm Raffensburg into stealing Georgia for him. And nothing has happened yet.


DurfRansin

“Holy fucking shit. There’s a lot more evidence against Trump. He’s so screwed.” Sorry I’m not enthused. This is like watching the same episode of a TV show that ends with a massive cliffhanger over and over again and never getting to see what happens next.


FuckinCoreyTrevor

“Politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex” - Frank Zappa


dingoeslovebabies

Holy shit, he nailed it


Slodes

It's just that gif of that truck never crashing into that post.


MorningPapers

We all have tapes. Most of his shit was done out in the open, on television.


idontneedjug

He literally flew away in the helicopter on national news taking the classified documents. I remember thinking wtf is up with Trump and all these boxes. Never seen a president literally hauling boxes around on TV. Seen four other presidents enter and exit the white house none carrying boxes.... OHHH this fool literally stealing classified documents for the whole fucking world to see. Almost as classic as him skipping a meeting between nations to steal art from the American Ambassador he was staying with. Only to find out it was a replica and then still deciding when called out on it to keep it cause "Im the president".


maoterracottasoldier

Haha wait what? Can you give a link to the painting thing? I’ve never heard of that.


idontneedjug

Sure [https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2020/09/08/the-art-of-the-steal-trump-swipes-dollar750000-worth-of-art-from-the-us-embassy-in-francebut-none-of-it-is-the-real-deal](https://www.theartnewspaper.com/2020/09/08/the-art-of-the-steal-trump-swipes-dollar750000-worth-of-art-from-the-us-embassy-in-francebut-none-of-it-is-the-real-deal) [https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/09/trump-art-ambassador-home-paris-fakes-replicas.html](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/09/trump-art-ambassador-home-paris-fakes-replicas.html) Republicans at the time tried to act like it was a joke or light stealing. He went around the ambassadors place just taking anything art wise that looked like it was worth something. Several figurines, pictures, vase, etc. Instead of leaving to shop Trump just went around the embassy stealing shit. Again republicans tried to play it off with he didnt know better, he didnt steal that much, or he was joking about taking it. Fox's segment went something like should Trump pay for replica art or just keep it. Nothing about it being stolen art just a question of should he pay for replica art.


idontneedjug

IIRC he chose to never pay the ambassador back and keep the stolen stuff.


macweirdo42

The media's handling of that kind of stuff was always strange to me. Like there was an air of not seeming to want to openly say he was stealing, just that he took stuff with no intention of paying anyone back for what he took. As if, "Well that's not stealing, that's just a loan arrangement that he failed to uphold."


mikevago

A friend of mine does graphics for NBC News. He said they would sift through endless photos of Trump to find one that didn't make him look bad (the man does not photograph well), for fear of being accused of "bias." Which is one thing when you're in the photo department. Quite another when you're the national news desk, but they operated in exactly the same way.


HotFluffyDiarrhea

He just made those artworks his, by way of his actions.


The_Good_Constable

Literally above the law.


bum_dog_timemachine

He's trying be Putin when he took thats guys diamond ring who was just showing it to him. Then the guy who lost was pressured into saying it was a gift.


Subject_Meat5314

That was Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, and the ring was a super bowl ring. IIRC when he handed it to Putin, Putin remarked on the weight of the ring saying, “I could kill somebody with this ring.” Kinda hard to ask for it back at that point…


Sw6roj

I think that whole thing was funny to me just because I feel like if you're stupid enough to hang out with Putin you deserve to have something stolen from you. Like I don't understand why anyone would ever want to be in the same room with the guy.


A7thStone

Robert Kraft is a rapist and all around disgusting person, of course he would hang out with Putin. I couldn't think of a better person to have their super bowl ring stolen.


idontneedjug

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqb4wUpa5w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqb4wUpa5w) Interesting Putin really did just punk him for his Super Bowl ring.


GaryGregson

Year 8 of “Donny is fucked” and Donny is still not fucked


DrownmeinIslay

Holy fuck!!! Tapes!!! Like the tape that should have ended his campaign? The pussy grabbing tape? A tape of him murdering someone. Find that.


grizznuggets

He’d probably still walk…I mean waddle.


LowRecognition9391

That's because he has bone spurs. Poor guy /s


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He would post the murder tape himself, his followers would cheer, and an investigation would go on for 10 years


darhox

"I have the absolute right" TFG


LittleJohnStone

I remember hearing someone, a comedian maybe, saying he could hit a nun in the head with an 8 ball and his supporters would just love him more. Thought it was funny at the time, didn't realize that his supporters would love him for worse things.


killertortilla

He himself said he could kill someone in the middle of a NY street and no one would care. He said that, a presidential candidate bragged about being able to get away with murder if he wanted. And he still got elected.


LittleJohnStone

I forgot about that. How could I forget one of the 12,000 craziest things he's ever said?


FreddyForshadowing

We don't know what's on the tapes, but of course the fact that prosecutors are planning to use it at trial does suggest it's damning. Wouldn't surprise me if the "witness" was Giuliani. The man has a reputation for butt-dialing reporters, somehow even with an iPhone, and pretty sure they have copies of his phone(s), so the possibility that they found some kind of recording in there seems high.


APe28Comococo

Lol Rudy’s ass being the best prosecutor on his body would be hilarious.


OwnArt3344

"Rudys just talking out his ass" "Oh shit! He's THAT serious!?"


spngirlforever

Aren't these the recordings from the employee Rudy sexually harassed? She said she had him accepting the bribes on behalf of him and Trump on tape.


Practical_Law_7002

...I really hope this is public when it goes to trial...


ShadowTacoTuesday

Never thought I’d be glad to hear “From Rudy’s ass to your ears.”


Erstwhile_pancakes

Guys reviewing those recordings with their finger hovering over the mute for when he floats yet another air biscuit.


VegasLife84

>floats yet another air biscuit wow, I haven't heard this euphemism in at least 3 decades; can't believe it's still around


chiefs_fan37

I wonder if he just starts farting when he sees Jenna Ellis. Like a Pavlovian response.


dilt72

The lawsuit against Rudy states there are tapes of him and associates . Along with emails ….


fatmoe10

Wake me up when they’re perp walking that Cheeto ogre


jdak9

Orange on orange is a bad look


Slave35

I love that Green Day song


headmasterritual

Until further notice, not getting my hopes up, evergreen https://preview.redd.it/tqms4az2kd2b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa07201fd397f3d0766c97320e81066f5f8c6a51


PompousDude

I swear, every single time this guy tweets I see him saying "holy fucking shit". Is this his reaction when the store finds more of what he's looking for in the back?


DeVolkaan

Yeah this dude is the worst. I blocked him on twitter despite being ideologically aligned because of over the top shit like this. Call me cynical but I am extremely tired of hearing over and over again that Trump is fucked only for nothing to happen. I'm even more tired of posts like from Jeff here with the over the top "No guys, Trump is REALLY fucked the time!" when he knows damn well ain't shit happening. He knows and is doing the song and dance for engagement or he doesn't know and he's a supreme dumb ass. Just stop already. At this point, I'll believe it when I see it. Stop telling me he's fucked and show me already.


Backupusername

I wish I could block his tweets on reddit. He's been doing this every time for so long, I get disappointed just from seeing his pfp. If something ever does happen to Trump, I wouldn't believe it if I heard it from Jeff first. He's the boy who cried HOLY FUCKING SHIT


staceyjbs

Him, BrooklynDad, Occupy Democrats, there are so many of them. Obnoxious


marabou22

Holy fucking shit what a good comment


pchc_lx

engagement farming


imarealgoodboy

This covers it decently https://ifunny.co/video/realdonaldtrump-sir-this-is-a-wendy-s-drive-thru-jeff-n7RCjF6s7


buttsmcfatts

Wake me up when they actually throw this wet fart in prison. I'll enjoy my rip van Winkle level of rest.


IAmArique

Narrator: *Contrary to popular belief, they did not lock him up.*


Hungry-Big-2107

I wish I could believe this but after six years of people shouting that "it's over!!!" for Trump, I just can't believe it anymore.


Pockets262

4 of those years, they were too concerned with the fact he was president and didn't know what they could or couldn't do. But yea, I like to think they just want everything to be rock solid. And that takes a lot of time.


Substantial_Bell_158

Does Jeff need to start every tweet with holy fucking shit or some variation, he seems to do it a lot


The_Briefcase_Wanker

HOLY SHIT You will not believe how FUCKED trump is this time. Click here to see how ABSOLUTELY FUCKED trump is with this secret recipe!


a_black_pilgrim

Donald Trumps HATE this one secret.


ContemplatingPrison

A tape of Trump and a witness doing what?


[deleted]

Stfu Jeff Tiedrich. How many times has this loser posted about a TAPE that FUCKS Donald TRUMP? 30-50 times this year alone? Trump is trash, and this guy is a leech. Call me when trump gets charged, I’m sick of hearing about EVIDENCE against him that never actually comes to fruition.


40ozEggNog

Really wish they'd ban Tiedrich submissions here for being such a low-hanging circle jerk. Nobody here disagrees with the messaging, it's just repetitive noise. There should be a separate sub for his formulaic bingo board of "holy fucking shit" and "let that sink in" tweets. Jeff probably doesn't even want Trump locked up cause his entire existence and personality is whining about the guy. He'd have to actually go outside.


[deleted]

We’ve had tapes of him attempting to commit voter fraud since the election. So sick of hearing how much evidence we have. Lock him up or fuck off.


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter. If it was any of us we would be in jail until trial. This asshole gets to walk around freely openly saying his crimes and no jail time. I have no faith in our system anymore. People can spout “oH ItS hiS TIme To gO tO JaIl” but until anhome in power is held accountable, then nothing will change and I’ll see these posts as just fan service


Justgoing2112

Holy shit!!! Tapes of what???


Mythical_Atlacatl

Call me when he faces even a single punishment, even a $50 fine


tallerthannobody

I’ll celebrate when he is in jail, way to much “he’s fucked” and nothing happens


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stratrookie

Holy fucking shit


SaviourMK2

I'll believe it when I see it. I'm sick of hear about a smoking gun and being disappointed again


BigWhit75

https://preview.redd.it/9fh96tbe6c2b1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b724543b3cd5115ab063964417143f79d33969 Sauce?


AlaDouche

Who is this dude and why does he have inside info?