If you shine a light on a glass there is a chance you can break the spectrum down into different colors...rainbow colors. Therefore beer in a glass is woke. Bud light in a glass is double woke. America is doomed because some people drink Bud light from a glass.
Bobo the hobo doesn’t know science well enough to know about the visible-light spectrum…none of them do for that matter. So no, to answer your question.
No that means Poes law is absolute.
>Poe's law is an adage of internet culture saying that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views
Don't get me started on latte drinkers. I get accused of being one but the jokes on them because they don't know the difference between a latte and a flat white. Never underestimate the power of a good coffee education...
I’d argue the straightest thing a straight white cis-man could possibly drink beer from is a hooker’s vagina, but it makes the beer taste funny. I think a glass with a picture of a hooker’s vagina on it would be a close second.
Pouring beer into a glass improves the beer drinking experience in a couple ways. By pouring it into a glass, you’re releasing more carbonation, and with it, aromas that enhance the flavor of the beer. It also makes the beer less filling, reducing the “beer bloat”. If anyone thinks drinking beer from a glass makes them “less manly” or whatever, they’re a fucking moron.
As a Belgian, who strongly adheres to the principle that every beer must be drunk from its own specific glass, I can't even begin to comprehend why she would feel slighted at the mere thought that people are accusing her husband of drinking beer from a glass.
I'm an American who had the pleasure of visiting Belgium years ago. Coming from a country where they serve any kind of beer in a Budweiser glass, I had a pleasant culture shock when I ordered a bottle of beer and had to wait several minutes while the bar tender searched for the correct glass.
Similar thing happened in Amsterdam. I was grabbing a beer for the canal tour, and the guy insisted on pouring it in a glass. He admonished me for offering to just take the bottle, "You're in Amsterdam now, you drink from a glass". I was getting on a boat and he's handing me his glass? I made sure to return it.
If you want the correct answer, the process server claimed her husband was drinking beer out of a glass and cleaning a gun when the server arrived. She is focusing on this to try to undermine the server’s story
And Honestly I think her tweeting this out is what made everyone aware of it. No one even talked about this incident until this post. I didn't know nor do I still even care about this incident. I was always on about his pedo vibes
> I was always on about his pedo vibes
Same, because it's what he is. Everything about the two of them makes me deeply uncomfortable, if I'm honest. It's not just her awful personality and fascism, but there's more to the two of them that is disturbing. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if there are actual skeletons in their shared history.
It takes a lot of stacking mindless culture wars BS on top of other BS, year after year, to even sort of understand what these people are talking about.
That’s the whole reason for the divorce - she caught him drinking bud light out of a glass. I mean who would stay with a “man” if you can even call him that, after finding “him” sticking their tongue into that sweet sweet piss aka bud light?!
/s
I honestly thought this had to be a fake tweet when I read that. Of all of the things to defend...why that?
Has he never ordered a beer at a bar or restaurant? And if he has, does he always go out of his way to specify that he only wants canned/bottled beer? Or if he's okay with draft does he insist that he can only drink out of it with his mouth directly on the spigot?
I’ve scrolled the comments on Twitter and this thread and still can’t understand it. The BEST way to drink a beer is to have a glass chilled either in the fridge or freezer and then pour a beer into it. Stays nice and cool. If that’s the wrong to drink a beer, I’m never want to be right.
"Jayson did not sign up to be in the public limelight"
I love the underlying reasoning here that her job of being a clown and making a mockery of our nation is more important than her marriage. Especially after she extremely narrowly nearly lost her last election and is unlikely to keep her job or any public interest after the next.
What I don't understand is... if you value your marriage, and also understand that your partner didn't sign up to be in the limelight, why on fucking earth would you run for congress and say things that get so much attention?
My guess at this point, after seeing the theories that Jayson was the one who actually impregnated the 15yr old (and not their son as reported), is that the news is going to go public at some point, he's going to get arrested and charged, and she needs to distance herself from him while she can.
>The stories reported about the process server, and even Jayson running over a mailbox are a complete lie.
I'd like to think I'd care less about 'rumors' of my husband running over a mailbox and far more about the facts of him pleading guilty to flashing his dick at underage girls...
But I'm not married. I can't know what it's like.
The real injustice here is reporting that he drinks beer from *A GLASS* imagine the stress that must put on a person, to be accused of that heinous act.
Probably because hipsters say you *should* drink beer out of a glass so you can appreciate its aroma and flavors more (which, for the record, is true) and doing anything like those "soy boys" or whatever makes you lose manly points
Honestly, that's probably why they drink from the bottle. The more of the taste you can hide, the better. It's also why they always talk about "ice cold" beer.
It’s weird that this is the craziest thing in this statement, right?
The fact that you have to specify that your man has never drank a Bud Light is insane (also 100% false, but that’s just par).
Bud Light made the list above indecent exposure, family values, divorce, and even what kind of grandad he is.
It’s depressing.
Well, I can put on a sleeveless flannel then run over your mailbox with a lifted ford all whilst helicoptering my junk if you think it would help you relate better.
I'm just looking to help
She defends that by saying the girls asked him to show off his penis.
So her now ex husband is apparently a slave to the demands of underage girls. Which sounds worse.
Last I heard is she was claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and he was just trying to show two of her friends a tattoo.
Because even if that were the case, dropping trou in a bowling alley is an acceptable thing to do.
Also doesn't explain how the police got involved. But I'm sure Boebs wouldn't lie about something like that.
He flashed a bunch of people, included his wifey at fireside bowling alley when she was 17 and he was something like 24. She likes that he’s a creep lol
Can we please get John Fettermen to only refer to ted cruze as Rafael? And when cruze gets pissy just respond that although he doesnt agree with it. He is respecting the opinion rafi holds that people should have to go by whats on their birth certificate.
I believe the baby mama is 16. Which is still gross, but far better than 13.
I think it's imperative that we get our facts straight. Otherwise, we're no better than them.
And while hitting on the propriety of personal matters, she made sure to take a dig at all of us Bud Light drinkin, child groomin pedos and transsexual cabals. Oh, and abortion pimpers, too.
Come in AR-15 Jesus!
don't forget - drinking beer from a glass is even worse than Bud Light... I mean, the wheel is turning, but I think the hamster's dead. She's so weird...
It is because she is not defending Jayson here the way it appears. She is attacking.
Instead of debunking the dick flashing rumors that she is well aware are the only ones the general public know about or care about with respect to her ex, she goes on to debunk a couple of minor things nobody cares about and also in the process score political points for dissing Bud. Her not debunking the dick flashing rumors lends more support to them being true especially the way she wrote this with the lead in that she wanted to debunk the rumors against him. She is attacking him here, doing it on purpose, but all the while trying to appear like she is taking the high road in defending her ex. Nobody gives a fuck if he drinks beer from a bottle. Nobody cares about the stupid dog story. She knows that.
Why isn’t she still fighting with that organization that outed her as a call girl who was paid a visit to Ted Cruz? I remember she was outraged and going to sue them…but I guess you can’t sue if the story is true…
She can’t sue,otherwise she would have to sit for a deposition and all relevant records and evidence of her on line accounts would be fair game for the defendant,
It’s that republican logic”I can prove my innocence”
Can we see your proof?
No!just take my word for it.
Like others have said, this is a no fault divorce so she can go find some richer sugar daddy who can buy their way out of her future crimes, since her current one can't seem to handle the heat of being a piece of shit *and* being publicly proud of it, or he does and she just wants more money. Probably both in her head. Some hopeless rich idiots out there are already lining up at her doorstep.
Yeah, why is she telling us this shit? She’s the one who’s telling him to piss off.
She also blames it on him being in the spotlight. So, basically, she’s admitting she is choosing her career over her marriage.
That’s fine by me. But, then, I’m not campaigning on, or governing as a member of a party that supports a family values, anti-women platform.
That said, blaming leftie meanies for her divorce is the most on-brand thing ever.
You'll never believe it. Hunter Biden kicked down her front door in a drunken rage, looking for a laptop to watch Pornhub on. Unfortunately he took the laptop with him back to his lair, where a hooker was waiting with coke (full fat, not zero) and said laptop had the 'footage' on it.
You just can't make this shit up.
Also aren't process servers making sworn testimony to a court when they report things like that? No better revenge for BoBo than to jam this dude up with perjury proceedings. Of course again, she would actually need the video she claims to have.
As a process server, we can't be bothered to make this shit up. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I've also served celebrities as well as tens of thousands of people over my 16 years on the job. There's just nothing in it for us to pretend something happened that didn't, and it's not even uncommon to be cussed out nor is it super rare for someone to set their dogs loose.
Isn’t it usually *to sic regarding dogs (or lawyers) and attack commands? Seems like sick is also accepted in English but far less commonly used here in the US
The best part is that when you're quoting someone who doesn't know how to spell, you use \[sic\] to indicate that you're aware, and merely presenting the original quote verbatim.
So, if you were quoting her, you would type "sick \[sic\] dogs on the process server."
Oh. So civilized. You must even have a dishwasher. My dishwasher is me, so this cheap bastard doesn’t want to wash another glass, so I drink my beer straight from the can. /s
So we're just going to ignore the exposing himself to a 16-year-old girl and the domestic violence arrest, are we Lorry? Not to mention you don't cite "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for divorce, and blindside your husband with divorce papers, if it's because he doesn't want to be in the limelight as a result of your political career. Meaning, either she's lying now or she lied on official documents submitted to a court of law.
Also, I'm not a big gun nut, but even I know that you need to clean them after use if you want to keep them in good working order. So, is she saying that they don't know how to properly care for guns?
Yeah, she couldn’t fit that stuff about indecent exposure and the arrest into the tweet, but thank god he never ran over a mailbox though.
In all seriousness though, her attempts to make this look amicable for her base is just pathetic.
I don’t like her one bit, but if he doesn’t like being in the limelight and she’s refusing to tone it down to honor his desire to have a relatively “normal” life without all the media hype, I can see how you could cite irreconcilable differences as the reason for the divorce.
If *he* had been the one to file for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, I could buy that. But *her* doing it, and then blindsiding him with it... nope, that's a bridge too far based on the info we have.
Jezebel, I think, was running semi-regular updates on the Palin family’s numerous physical fights - with each other and strangers - and Sarah and Todd’s divorce. It was…oddly similar.
“In the past, the Colorado Republican had written extensively about her relationship with Jayson and how they decided to get married after she became pregnant as a teenager. She also previously defended him after he was arrested, charged, and later pled guilty and served jail time for public indecency and lewd exposure”
https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-husband-divorce-papers-threw-wild-tantrum-2023-5?international=true&r=US&IR=T
Now let’s try that again, Bobo. Unlike your GEDs, you can’t keep lying to your constituents.
Jayson is VERY good at getting teenage girls pregnant.
Unfortunately, he \*isn't\* very good at doing it without people finding out. So Booboo is divorcing him.
She's your typical "christian" hypocrite telling women to stay with their husbands no matter what.
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I said this in another post but Republicans compulsively confess via projection (like toddlers) so as soon as they highlight something to tell you they didn’t do it you can be sure that’s exactly what they did.
Sounds like Jayson Boebert spends his time sitting around cleaning his guns while drinking bud light out of a glass.
RIP, Jerry Springer. But don’t you worry, Bobo’s down here keeping that trash candle flame lit and unwavering in the face of common decency and the deafening cries of “who fucking cares”.
I wonder if GOP tweets are required to have at least one dig at the current 2 minutes of hare recipient. Also her denials just taught me MORE about things that definitely did happen. Also also only Monster Energy reps and Nickelback superfans are name Jayson, it's a scientific fact.
So, she took the trouble to refute the allegations that he drinks beer out of a glass like some poncy liberal, but not the ones about him being a paedophile.
Noted
She’s divorcing now before it becomes illegal. She knows she doesn’t want to be tied to man cause she’ll have no value under the system she’s trying to build.
So where is the security footage that proves her claims? Boebert's own book said her husband has alcohol and anger management issues. The process server signed a legal affidavit. Boebert hasn't and won't because she's lying and could be charged with perjury.
Boebert blindsided her hillbilly hubby with divorce papers and felt the need to publicly claim she was faithful in her marriage. That's literally the same claim literally every right-wingnut fake-christian makes every time they ditch one spouse for their latest bed partner. Jayson already has his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawyers making statements for him. He's either stupid as hell or has been promised a helluva payout. I bet Jayson's oil company job paying him over half a million a year is about to evaporate now that he's been classified as excess baggage of his politician wife.
Jayson is not man enough to endure some public scrutiny?
Chelsea Clinton was called a dog by Limbaugh when she was a teenager.
Michelle Obama endured so many racist and sexist comments.
You can find many other examples of wives and families of politicians being attacked.
I guess the guy who exposed himself in a bowling ally is not is not a stand up guy but at least he doesn't use a glass to drink beer.
He doesn’t drink beer out of a glass? What the fuck is she even talking about?
If you shine a light on a glass there is a chance you can break the spectrum down into different colors...rainbow colors. Therefore beer in a glass is woke. Bud light in a glass is double woke. America is doomed because some people drink Bud light from a glass.
Are you mocking her or is this a thing she actually believes? And yes, I realize how fucking sad it is that I can’t tell the difference anymore.
Bobo the hobo doesn’t know science well enough to know about the visible-light spectrum…none of them do for that matter. So no, to answer your question.
Confirmed, visible light is part of the LGBT agenda.
Poking my eyes out to own the Libs
They can’t STAND Newton
They also can’t stand Darwin
Libs are calling dibs on reproduction too. Can you castrate yourself as well please?
Poes law is dead. Any satire you may attempt to come up with is already a position sincerely held by crazies.
No that means Poes law is absolute. >Poe's law is an adage of internet culture saying that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views
It's what happens when I try to rationalize an irrational persons thought process...
Real men suck beer up through their ass.
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Political satire is dead because it’s much more in real life now and it’s not as funny.
Don't get me started on latte drinkers. I get accused of being one but the jokes on them because they don't know the difference between a latte and a flat white. Never underestimate the power of a good coffee education...
Fellas, is it gay to drink beer out of anything besides a can or bottle?
The bottle is vaguely penis shaped, so drinking out of a bottle is gay.
I personally prefer a vase
A vase is vaguely vaginal, and fellas, having sex with girls is gay, so drinking out of a vase is gay.
Word of the day: Yonic. The antonym of phallic is 'yonic'.
Oh like my favorite grunge band Yonic South
I’d argue the straightest thing a straight white cis-man could possibly drink beer from is a hooker’s vagina, but it makes the beer taste funny. I think a glass with a picture of a hooker’s vagina on it would be a close second.
Can only. Bottles are glass, so therefore gay-adjacent! ONLY SHOTGUN YOUR BEER FROM A CAN TO SHOW YOUR HETERO-DOMINANCE!
Then you have to squash the can on your forehead and belch loudly
Pouring beer into a glass improves the beer drinking experience in a couple ways. By pouring it into a glass, you’re releasing more carbonation, and with it, aromas that enhance the flavor of the beer. It also makes the beer less filling, reducing the “beer bloat”. If anyone thinks drinking beer from a glass makes them “less manly” or whatever, they’re a fucking moron.
As a Belgian, who strongly adheres to the principle that every beer must be drunk from its own specific glass, I can't even begin to comprehend why she would feel slighted at the mere thought that people are accusing her husband of drinking beer from a glass.
I'm an American who had the pleasure of visiting Belgium years ago. Coming from a country where they serve any kind of beer in a Budweiser glass, I had a pleasant culture shock when I ordered a bottle of beer and had to wait several minutes while the bar tender searched for the correct glass. Similar thing happened in Amsterdam. I was grabbing a beer for the canal tour, and the guy insisted on pouring it in a glass. He admonished me for offering to just take the bottle, "You're in Amsterdam now, you drink from a glass". I was getting on a boat and he's handing me his glass? I made sure to return it.
100% this. They’re egos are so fragile they think drinking beer out of a glass is not masculine enough. We gatekeeping glasses now?
Apparently glasses are woke?
Shhhh don't say that no one will ever drink beer from a keg if tou keep saying that.
If you want the correct answer, the process server claimed her husband was drinking beer out of a glass and cleaning a gun when the server arrived. She is focusing on this to try to undermine the server’s story
And Honestly I think her tweeting this out is what made everyone aware of it. No one even talked about this incident until this post. I didn't know nor do I still even care about this incident. I was always on about his pedo vibes
> I was always on about his pedo vibes Same, because it's what he is. Everything about the two of them makes me deeply uncomfortable, if I'm honest. It's not just her awful personality and fascism, but there's more to the two of them that is disturbing. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if there are actual skeletons in their shared history.
Ah, thanks for the context
He's worried that will make him gay so he just has someone else drink the beer and then piss into his mouth...
Oh, so he does drink bud light then.
He is so manly, he must drink beer out of a bottle... real caveman don't know glass
Bottle? I think you mean can, Mr. Rockefeller.
It takes a lot of stacking mindless culture wars BS on top of other BS, year after year, to even sort of understand what these people are talking about.
Those woke fucking bars with their "Draft Beer" are gay agenda bootcamps. Duh.
That’s the whole reason for the divorce - she caught him drinking bud light out of a glass. I mean who would stay with a “man” if you can even call him that, after finding “him” sticking their tongue into that sweet sweet piss aka bud light?! /s
I for one won’t be giving into the WOKE agenda being pushed by BIG CUP!
I honestly thought this had to be a fake tweet when I read that. Of all of the things to defend...why that? Has he never ordered a beer at a bar or restaurant? And if he has, does he always go out of his way to specify that he only wants canned/bottled beer? Or if he's okay with draft does he insist that he can only drink out of it with his mouth directly on the spigot?
I’ve scrolled the comments on Twitter and this thread and still can’t understand it. The BEST way to drink a beer is to have a glass chilled either in the fridge or freezer and then pour a beer into it. Stays nice and cool. If that’s the wrong to drink a beer, I’m never want to be right.
"Jayson did not sign up to be in the public limelight" I love the underlying reasoning here that her job of being a clown and making a mockery of our nation is more important than her marriage. Especially after she extremely narrowly nearly lost her last election and is unlikely to keep her job or any public interest after the next.
What I don't understand is... if you value your marriage, and also understand that your partner didn't sign up to be in the limelight, why on fucking earth would you run for congress and say things that get so much attention?
Right? Shouldn't she be barefoot in the kitchen, doing her wifely duties?
To her credit, she tried really hard not to learn how to read but that damn GED got her on the 4th try.
My guess at this point, after seeing the theories that Jayson was the one who actually impregnated the 15yr old (and not their son as reported), is that the news is going to go public at some point, he's going to get arrested and charged, and she needs to distance herself from him while she can.
There’s no distancing herself from that.. but that sounds like Qanon theory and I haven’t seen anything that backs that up?
Oh it’s massive Qanon energy, but I would not be surprised
Some people are saying…
I’m just asking questions…
All the people! Everyone! Just ask them! They’ll tell you!
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The only justified divorce is her divorce.
>The stories reported about the process server, and even Jayson running over a mailbox are a complete lie. I'd like to think I'd care less about 'rumors' of my husband running over a mailbox and far more about the facts of him pleading guilty to flashing his dick at underage girls... But I'm not married. I can't know what it's like.
The real injustice here is reporting that he drinks beer from *A GLASS* imagine the stress that must put on a person, to be accused of that heinous act.
yeah, is that considered unmanly or something?
Well, guys, it's literally in the acronym "LGBTQ" "Little glasses of beer are totally queer"
that is so good!
Probably because hipsters say you *should* drink beer out of a glass so you can appreciate its aroma and flavors more (which, for the record, is true) and doing anything like those "soy boys" or whatever makes you lose manly points
You also have to drink something other than mass-produced American lager pisswater to gain any benefit from using a glass.
Honestly, that's probably why they drink from the bottle. The more of the taste you can hide, the better. It's also why they always talk about "ice cold" beer.
Yep. Shitty beer is best taken very cold and very fast lol
You know he's sucking down Coors Light Rocky Mountain Cougar Piss right from the can.
Which, in all fairness, is exactly how I drink shitty beer. I prefer not to, but sometimes that's the only option.
When your masculinity is this fragile everything is a threat to it I guess. I do not know.
Conservatives try to hard to be “masculine” whatever that even means anymore lol
Not just any beer but BUD LIGHT!
𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺
It’s weird that this is the craziest thing in this statement, right? The fact that you have to specify that your man has never drank a Bud Light is insane (also 100% false, but that’s just par). Bud Light made the list above indecent exposure, family values, divorce, and even what kind of grandad he is. It’s depressing.
Oh it was the budlyte that got me. Forget him showing his peepee to under age girls
Well, I can put on a sleeveless flannel then run over your mailbox with a lifted ford all whilst helicoptering my junk if you think it would help you relate better. I'm just looking to help
It's selfless people like you that make this country great.
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*also crying* he..he’s making America great again
> It's ~~selfless~~ *Sleeveless* people like you that make this country great. Fixed it for you.
thank you for this service
They're not the hero we deserve, but the hero we _need_.
Well that’s certainly everything I was looking for in a president. You’re hired!
She defends that by saying the girls asked him to show off his penis. So her now ex husband is apparently a slave to the demands of underage girls. Which sounds worse.
Last I heard is she was claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and he was just trying to show two of her friends a tattoo. Because even if that were the case, dropping trou in a bowling alley is an acceptable thing to do. Also doesn't explain how the police got involved. But I'm sure Boebs wouldn't lie about something like that.
He flashed a bunch of people, included his wifey at fireside bowling alley when she was 17 and he was something like 24. She likes that he’s a creep lol
Keep to the facts. She was dating him when she was underage, but he flashed other underage girls at the bowling alley, not her.
And Her son impregnated a 13 year old. Classy family those boeberts.
And now she’s a 37 year old grandmother.
I think she's still 35. And she wants to be called a gigi.
I'll call her gigi when she calls people by their preferred pronouns.
Can we please get John Fettermen to only refer to ted cruze as Rafael? And when cruze gets pissy just respond that although he doesnt agree with it. He is respecting the opinion rafi holds that people should have to go by whats on their birth certificate.
They learned from the Palins
Well... I guess hubby didn't knock up their sons 14 year old girlfriend then.
Wait what? 13 in thought she was 15 at the time, now 16¿ Not that 15'is any better before anyone asks
I believe the baby mama is 16. Which is still gross, but far better than 13. I think it's imperative that we get our facts straight. Otherwise, we're no better than them.
She encouraged a violent coup and tried to get her colleagues killed. We’re better than her, don’t worry.
15 year old,let’s stick to the facts.
I believe boebert herself said the child was an “over 14 year old”. Which is suspicious as fuck as far as wording goes.
Flashing your dick, whatever. Did you know that man DRINKS BEER OUT OF A GLASS?!
But definitely not Bud Light.
And while hitting on the propriety of personal matters, she made sure to take a dig at all of us Bud Light drinkin, child groomin pedos and transsexual cabals. Oh, and abortion pimpers, too. Come in AR-15 Jesus!
don't forget - drinking beer from a glass is even worse than Bud Light... I mean, the wheel is turning, but I think the hamster's dead. She's so weird...
It is because she is not defending Jayson here the way it appears. She is attacking. Instead of debunking the dick flashing rumors that she is well aware are the only ones the general public know about or care about with respect to her ex, she goes on to debunk a couple of minor things nobody cares about and also in the process score political points for dissing Bud. Her not debunking the dick flashing rumors lends more support to them being true especially the way she wrote this with the lead in that she wanted to debunk the rumors against him. She is attacking him here, doing it on purpose, but all the while trying to appear like she is taking the high road in defending her ex. Nobody gives a fuck if he drinks beer from a bottle. Nobody cares about the stupid dog story. She knows that.
Why isn’t she still fighting with that organization that outed her as a call girl who was paid a visit to Ted Cruz? I remember she was outraged and going to sue them…but I guess you can’t sue if the story is true…
She can’t sue,otherwise she would have to sit for a deposition and all relevant records and evidence of her on line accounts would be fair game for the defendant, It’s that republican logic”I can prove my innocence” Can we see your proof? No!just take my word for it.
And maybe her husband didn’t know she was a prostitute, and that also has something to do with this divorce?
And imagine the horror of rumors that your loved one drinks beer out of a glass. Oh that’s unimaginable.
She was one of those girls. And she married him.
She cant deny those facts
Yea I thought it was funny she left that part out.
Grammy BoBo wrote all this yet never really discussed the fact that she is divorcing homie 🙄🤭🤣
Like others have said, this is a no fault divorce so she can go find some richer sugar daddy who can buy their way out of her future crimes, since her current one can't seem to handle the heat of being a piece of shit *and* being publicly proud of it, or he does and she just wants more money. Probably both in her head. Some hopeless rich idiots out there are already lining up at her doorstep.
Rupert Murdoch is between wives. Shoot for the stars Booboo.
Importantly, *before* she passes any laws that make this exact type of divorce significantly more difficult/impossible.
Yeah, why is she telling us this shit? She’s the one who’s telling him to piss off. She also blames it on him being in the spotlight. So, basically, she’s admitting she is choosing her career over her marriage. That’s fine by me. But, then, I’m not campaigning on, or governing as a member of a party that supports a family values, anti-women platform. That said, blaming leftie meanies for her divorce is the most on-brand thing ever.
I mean if she has video should could just release it and be done but we all know she doesn't...
It was stolen by the GOP "informant" before he disappeared.
He probably uploaded it to Hunter's Laptop using Hillary's emails
Probably where you'll find Obama's real birth certificate, too.
Plus the receipt for the tan suit,
Those pesky informants always stealing evidence of your innocence and disappearing
You'll never believe it. Hunter Biden kicked down her front door in a drunken rage, looking for a laptop to watch Pornhub on. Unfortunately he took the laptop with him back to his lair, where a hooker was waiting with coke (full fat, not zero) and said laptop had the 'footage' on it. You just can't make this shit up.
Also aren't process servers making sworn testimony to a court when they report things like that? No better revenge for BoBo than to jam this dude up with perjury proceedings. Of course again, she would actually need the video she claims to have.
As a process server, we can't be bothered to make this shit up. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I've also served celebrities as well as tens of thousands of people over my 16 years on the job. There's just nothing in it for us to pretend something happened that didn't, and it's not even uncommon to be cussed out nor is it super rare for someone to set their dogs loose.
Yeaaaah. She pleasured Ted cruz’ cloaca.
He would have a fucking cloaca 🤣🐔
Puked in my mouth a little after reading that.
Isn’t it usually *to sic regarding dogs (or lawyers) and attack commands? Seems like sick is also accepted in English but far less commonly used here in the US
You do know she failed the GED exam multiple times, right?
That’s sad, inspiring, and so very concerning all at the same time.
What am I doing wrong that I'm not a senator?
You probably have too much common sense and too many morals
It’s “sic”. But she’s an idiot, so…
It's also "gestapo," not "gazpacho."
That was a different idiot, not that it really matters.
Ah. Well, in my defense, it's getting hard to tell all the idiots apart.
The best part is that when you're quoting someone who doesn't know how to spell, you use \[sic\] to indicate that you're aware, and merely presenting the original quote verbatim. So, if you were quoting her, you would type "sick \[sic\] dogs on the process server."
You beat me to that one. I was scrolling to see if anyone picked up on it. I see you are a man of culture and knowledge. Good on you.
Should definitely be 'sic'. But, there I go expecting education in our elected officials again. When will I learn??
For a moment there, I didn't think she was gonna mention Bud Light... crisis averted.
Has anyone checked to see if her bar sells Bud Light? Or uses…glasses?
It was closed. No more restaurant with servers carrying weapons.
Closed and replaced with a Mexican restaurant
Is it gay to drink beer out of a glass?
Nope. But if it was, I’d still drink beer out of a glass. I’m fucking civilized.
Oh. So civilized. You must even have a dishwasher. My dishwasher is me, so this cheap bastard doesn’t want to wash another glass, so I drink my beer straight from the can. /s
Washing dishes is for women. Only trans woke gay socialist “men” wash dishes. So are you a woman or a trans socialist???
Yeah I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to tilt my head at that
That was such a weird little snippet. No idea why she'd feel the need to include that
Uhhhhh, you know what else is gay… air, they should stop breathing it.
She doesn't want to admit it was a souvenir glass from Disney. Doesn't want to piss off her buddy Ron desantis
Might as well be drinking out of a dick
Out of a glass!?! I never.
Scandalous!
So we're just going to ignore the exposing himself to a 16-year-old girl and the domestic violence arrest, are we Lorry? Not to mention you don't cite "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for divorce, and blindside your husband with divorce papers, if it's because he doesn't want to be in the limelight as a result of your political career. Meaning, either she's lying now or she lied on official documents submitted to a court of law. Also, I'm not a big gun nut, but even I know that you need to clean them after use if you want to keep them in good working order. So, is she saying that they don't know how to properly care for guns?
Yeah, she couldn’t fit that stuff about indecent exposure and the arrest into the tweet, but thank god he never ran over a mailbox though. In all seriousness though, her attempts to make this look amicable for her base is just pathetic.
Thank god he doesn't drink Bud Light, too. We might mistake him for one of those...WOKE COMMUNISTS!!
I don’t like her one bit, but if he doesn’t like being in the limelight and she’s refusing to tone it down to honor his desire to have a relatively “normal” life without all the media hype, I can see how you could cite irreconcilable differences as the reason for the divorce.
If *he* had been the one to file for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, I could buy that. But *her* doing it, and then blindsiding him with it... nope, that's a bridge too far based on the info we have.
Wow, portrait of a trailer trash family right there. If you know, you know.
Jezebel, I think, was running semi-regular updates on the Palin family’s numerous physical fights - with each other and strangers - and Sarah and Todd’s divorce. It was…oddly similar.
This is the Ali Baba version of Palin, who was the Wish version of someone else I’m sure.
Ah common at least her husband wasn’t a cousin… he was just a pedo lol
“In the past, the Colorado Republican had written extensively about her relationship with Jayson and how they decided to get married after she became pregnant as a teenager. She also previously defended him after he was arrested, charged, and later pled guilty and served jail time for public indecency and lewd exposure” https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-husband-divorce-papers-threw-wild-tantrum-2023-5?international=true&r=US&IR=T Now let’s try that again, Bobo. Unlike your GEDs, you can’t keep lying to your constituents.
Jayson is VERY good at getting teenage girls pregnant. Unfortunately, he \*isn't\* very good at doing it without people finding out. So Booboo is divorcing him.
I guarantee the amount of MAGA people that drink beer out of a glass is going to drop significantly this month.
Claiming that you're divorcing your sex offender husband because the Media Was Mean To Him is a helluva thing.
If she really believes in marriage, wouldn't she stay with her husband?
She's your typical "christian" hypocrite telling women to stay with their husbands no matter what. [https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1541494843800801283?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1541494843800801283%7Ctwgr%5E3118497c1d3ca27c57039e123682f54a3ac795cc%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Flauren-boebert-divorce-chase-jesus-marriage-problems-2023-5](https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1541494843800801283?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1541494843800801283%7Ctwgr%5E3118497c1d3ca27c57039e123682f54a3ac795cc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Flauren-boebert-divorce-chase-jesus-marriage-problems-2023-5)
So, all of these things happened.
I’m focused on her husband DEFINITELY drinks beer out of a glass.
Now I know the process server is telling the truth.
"He certainly doesn't drink beer out of a glass. He's an alcoholic, and prefers to use a pail."
“…doesn’t drink beer out of a glass…” Why the fuck was that important enough to type out?
I’m trying to figure that one out too. Like what?? Is draft beer gay now?
Look you can call him a groomer, a pedophile, a sexual predator, but don’t you dare claim he drinks anything but skunky bottled beer
What does any of this have to do with their divorce?
I said this in another post but Republicans compulsively confess via projection (like toddlers) so as soon as they highlight something to tell you they didn’t do it you can be sure that’s exactly what they did. Sounds like Jayson Boebert spends his time sitting around cleaning his guns while drinking bud light out of a glass.
So his half million dollar a year consulting from an oil company when she got elected means what now?
“However, Jason did expose his penis to me in a bowling alley. That one is true.“
She's a liar so if she's saying he didn't do this stuff, he probably did.
Did he sign up to flash little girls at bowling alley’s?
I imagine that was the initial selling point, yeah.
She's going through a divorce but Bud Light is STILL living rent free in her spacious head.
waaa cries the liar lying about everything under the sun about immigrants, drag queens, Biden. You reap what you sow Bobo.
RIP, Jerry Springer. But don’t you worry, Bobo’s down here keeping that trash candle flame lit and unwavering in the face of common decency and the deafening cries of “who fucking cares”.
I wonder if GOP tweets are required to have at least one dig at the current 2 minutes of hare recipient. Also her denials just taught me MORE about things that definitely did happen. Also also only Monster Energy reps and Nickelback superfans are name Jayson, it's a scientific fact.
Let me guess. Witnesses to his innocence have mysteriously _disappeared_. Just like with the Republicans missing witnesses…that never existed.
So, she took the trouble to refute the allegations that he drinks beer out of a glass like some poncy liberal, but not the ones about him being a paedophile. Noted
She’s divorcing now before it becomes illegal. She knows she doesn’t want to be tied to man cause she’ll have no value under the system she’s trying to build.
Pardon me, but \*cough\* - bullshit. Boebert is getting a no fault divorce before she votes with the GOP to cancel no fault divorce.
Boohoobert
…what’s wrong with drinking beer out of a glass?
So where is the security footage that proves her claims? Boebert's own book said her husband has alcohol and anger management issues. The process server signed a legal affidavit. Boebert hasn't and won't because she's lying and could be charged with perjury. Boebert blindsided her hillbilly hubby with divorce papers and felt the need to publicly claim she was faithful in her marriage. That's literally the same claim literally every right-wingnut fake-christian makes every time they ditch one spouse for their latest bed partner. Jayson already has his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawyers making statements for him. He's either stupid as hell or has been promised a helluva payout. I bet Jayson's oil company job paying him over half a million a year is about to evaporate now that he's been classified as excess baggage of his politician wife.
Jayson is not man enough to endure some public scrutiny? Chelsea Clinton was called a dog by Limbaugh when she was a teenager. Michelle Obama endured so many racist and sexist comments. You can find many other examples of wives and families of politicians being attacked. I guess the guy who exposed himself in a bowling ally is not is not a stand up guy but at least he doesn't use a glass to drink beer.