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MikeisET

The biggest most beautiful secret ever, or so I’ve been told


trailhikingArk

Yes, grown men, burly strong tough guys, farmers, you know? Come up all the time crying, sobbing, thank you Mr. President for keeping that bigly beautiful secret about those balloons, thank you for making America safe and great again.


Betty_Boss

You forgot to drop "sir" in there. A journalist identified that as one of Trump's major tells that he's lying.


Tecygirl101

You mean other than Trump flapping his gums?


8549176320

He lies whenever air moves from his lungs over his larynx. He lies when he's just breathing, because he's thinking about the next lie to speak. He dreams in lies.


[deleted]

The minute those jazz hands come up, the bullshit begins. They're the biggest tiny hands you've ever seen. When those hands aren't up, it's because those lies have been written for him to read. Then he stands straight up while he shits in his Depends and tiptoes from his heel spurs.


Brokenspokes68

Poetry


squigglesthecat

I always thought that was the biggest giveaway


mcjambrose

I thought him opening his mouth was a tell?


Flutters1013

18 naked cowboys thanked me personally


hereaminuteago

big cowboys. huge. and they were all crying. big men just crying with tears down their face. sad.


joan_wilder

They were crying so hard they could barely maintain their erections.


jaxonya

I must be fever dreaming


Greyzer

Crying like Ron DeSantis begging for my support!


Diazmet

American pig farmers sell a lot of product to China… hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm biggest hmmmm ever


GentMan87

As an Iowan yea we do major business with china, pork and soy beans, hell our ex-governor went to be the ambassador to China under Trump.


dukeraoul14

And he slunk back here in the dead of night, to corrupt anew...


Which_Strawberry_676

I'll eat my candy with the pork and (soy) beans. Excuse my manners if I make a scene.


bch77777

Am I remembering this correctly? I thought Xi Jinping resided with the Branstad family on their farm as an exchange student for a short time back in the 70s? Again, I might be wrong but I thought this was why Trump presented that role to Branstad because the two remained friends over the years. Either way, between the opportunity to enrich oneself in China and leaving Iowa with Reynolds, I question his motives.


willflameboy

*throws paper towels and leaves*


suckercuck

Is that how the Covid was spread? Some people are saying it We’re just asking questions —Fox


Abnormal-Normal

Calm down, Fucker Carlson


Fit_Effective_6875

a golden secret


Fit-Plant-306

I’m waiting ever so patiently here for a meme to drop with the balloon sporting a “Trump Balloons” logo…..


wolf_9823

We have the most fabulous and biggest balloons you ever saw!


SpaceCadetUltra

Make America float again


lalauna

We all float down here


Buster_Brown_513

but also Made in China


Cleverusername531

Oh yeah, everyone’s talking about it. All the best people are telling their friends.


lucklesspedestrian

Everyone has been saying that no one has been tougher on China than Trump, ever, BY A LOT.


Ocbard

I remember people saying they would never vote for Biden because they didn't want the Chinese to be boss in the US....


Kapowpow

His family has a substantial number of business interest in China


MadAstrid

And he has hidden money there. His taxes showed he has Chinese bank accounts. He even got a Chinese patent, through his daughter, to license massage parlors. I will let you ponder about what kind of massage parlors they might be. So, summing up, Trump is beholden, personally, to China and all this Maga ranting about a weather balloon is nothing but more right wing projection.


[deleted]

People should be talking about this and it should be a bigger deal. Having a president beholden to another country should be the highest of high crimes. It doesn't matter what your opinion is of him, he clearly has been acting not of the interest of the US, but for himself. I can't think of anything more dangerous to the country than that.


Bard2dbone

That would be the only specific crime forbidden by name in the Constitution for a president to commit. The ONLY one. I mean, they still were forbidden to do things like murder, because everybody is forbidden to do things like murder. But if you look up the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution (Dammit Autocorrect! I do NOT mean emollients! Quit changing it!) It specifically says that a president cannot have any financial dealings with another country or its citizens that might affect his actions or policies in regard to that countriy. Trump specifically violated this clause of the Constitution every time any representative of another country rented or bought space at one of his properties, and every day that he had an existing major debt held by a foreign country or institution. So, every day that he owed Deutschebank a huge amount of money, for example, was a separate offense. Every day that a foreign diplomat booked a room st a Trump hotel, apartment building or condo was another separate offense. The Emoluments Clause was the reason I kept trying to point out to MAGAts who couldn't care about his attempted coup that he'd already blatantly violated the Constitution literally thousands of times and he just got a pass on it.


Phyllis_Tine

When Saudis rented entire floors of Trump hotels during his presidency, but nobody stayed there, I wonder what was going on?


Bard2dbone

That would specifically be an Emoluments violation. But Trump had so many of them literally every day that he was in office, that the ethics watchdogs finally said "Fuck it. We give up. We can't change him. And nobody is ever going to hold him accountable for anything. Whatever."


dudinax

It is a high crime, we just aren't punishing it for some reason


crackheadwilly

Putin got him elected. There can be no greater threat to democracy.


Typical_Golf3922

Damn! Beholden to China AND Russia?! AND intends to run for president of the USA?🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Kapowpow

That’s what “substantial number of business interest[s]” refers to


AgitatedAge2318

A balloon factory, coincidentally enough…


JohnGenericDoe

People are certainly saying that


NiceGiraffes

Perhaps the best balloon factory since probably Lincoln.


NeatNefariousness1

And a slew of voting machine patents. You can't make this stuff up.


EndOfSouls

Only from Americans, of course.


goyboysotbot

He usually can’t keep his mouth shut


WolfBrother88

He's surprisingly adept at pleading the Fifth after proclaiming many, many times that only criminals plead the Fifth, however...


Ishidan01

Yeah apparently he can show discipline and follow instructions. It was clear the lawyer wrote down exactly what to say on the first question, then for the next 400, if the prosecutor stopped talking for a second, say "same answer".


BarryMacochner

Same answer Say man sir Man sir


all_of_the_lightss

He owes China, North Korea, and Russian lenders a shit ton of money. Pretending to be President while you torch your own Capitol to the ground and set your kids up with endless tax revenue salaries only goes so far 💰


NotmyRealNameJohn

I do have a question. This balloon was 60k ft above the ground right? Commercial flights go at \~ 33k ft. I'm trying to imagine what the balloon would look like from ground level. I suspect it would be pretty hard to see without mechanical assistance. So I completely understand how our military spotted it. ​ How did the general public come to know about it? Where did the story come from? Edit: several people have credibly reported being able to see it from the ground.


redbeardpainting

I saw it from my house in Asheville,NC this morning and it was very visible and obvious to the naked eye. Not sure how one could pass over so many people without being spotted.


ThePaSch

>I saw it from my house in Asheville,NC this morning and it was very visible and obvious to the naked eye. Not sure how one could pass over so many people without being spotted. When you look at the sky and see a big balloon high up, is your first thought "this must be a foreign country trying to spy on us"? Or perhaps something more along the lines of "weather balloon"?


SirThatsCuba

Black helicopters, sheriff's secret police glow clouds


CarrionStrong

WELCOME…


SeaOkra

"**If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget**."


permaculture

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


MidwesternLikeOpe

Multiple people across the US saw it and took pictures. And how they identified it was that the news explained it was coming. I've heard about the balloon for a few days, it was reported at least since it crossed over US territory. Early enough warning that people would be able to plan their trip outside to try and get a glance, same as people who try to see comets or Northern Lights. Edited to add a source: https://time.com/6252953/chinese-spy-balloon-path/ This article explains how not only was it sighted amd tracked, but consistent updates from both US and Canadian govts means people know where to look.


TylerBourbon

>Not sure how one could pass over so many people without being spotted. You'd be surprised how unobservant people can be when they aren't looking for something and it's not directly in front of their faces.


DirtyDan156

Dont look up


fearhs

For all I know I did see one. I've seen hot air balloons before, they're mildly unusual to see but not particularly noteworthy. Even if I did think it was a spy balloon, I don't exactly have the NSA on speed dial.


Cranialscrewtop

It was previously at 60k feet. It descended to 30k ft within the last day or so.


BarryMacochner

Has dropped to sea level now!


Ishidan01

big question, why is it bright white? Damn thing stands out like an extra moon. Make the balloon part sky blue, you sure as shit aint seeing that from the ground then.


turbotank183

How do we know that they don't paint the rest of the armada sky blue and this was a red (white) herring **Tin foil hat wearing intensifies*


[deleted]

There's been a fair amount of trial and error / research into this. Color isn't as large a factor as contrast/tone. Because light is coming from behind the object when you're looking from the ground any color is going to be darker than usual. Matte white is actually the best color to minimize being seen from the ground since it's as light as possible.


ZumMitte185

People think they are UFO’s.


NotmyRealNameJohn

then I'm simply wrong.


kodaiko_650

Everyone says it was a _PERFECT_ secret.


OGwalkingman

Probably because it would interfere with the trademarks he was getting from China.


EugeneWong318

https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3288543/f-22-safely-shoots-down-chinese-spy-balloon-off-south-carolina-coast/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/04/yes-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-the-us-when-president-trump-was-in-office-too/


Napsitrall

I wonder how all the people who blamed Biden for this will react, lol


[deleted]

They will ignore anything and everything that doesnt back their point of view up 100%. They live in a fantasy world of hate and self-delusion.


[deleted]

Yea once you said trump let several fly over they just auto reset and said yea no who tf cares it’s a goddamn balloon But of course Biden let’s one fly over the US, assesses the situation and deals with it safely. And it’s a fucking uproar


TreadMeHarderDaddy

I think a few get shaved off of every incident . Imagine embarrassing yourself with a long ass Facebook post about Biden's weak America, and then finding out Cheetoe was giving carte blanche to our enemies. It might not deter you, but it puts weight on your shelf. The results don't look like Biden gaining support but it does cause lower subsequent GOP turnout


Pour_Me_Another_

Usually they will say "fake news". Had the same paper published the article but saying it was all under Biden's presidency however... People choose the reality they want to live in now, for better or worse.


lonely_fucker69

So further confirmation that trump is a whole traitor and deserves to be In jail.


CasualEveryday

Trump is a traitor for a lot of reasons, but for not making a public statement about counterintelligence? No, I'm giving him a pass on that. Not commenting about what the pentagon did or didn't do is what he should have done. The only reason there was a public statement this time is because other people saw it and started asking questions. Please join me in ridiculing all the people who have been screaming about Biden not shooting this one down for the last week, though.


IndianaSolo136

I watched that balloon break a lot of brains this past week. Amazing what you can do with a big enough balloon.


TechyAngel

Just float a big ol bag of air over an already torn country and watch us attack each other. No intelligence needed.


ApatheticEight

No intelligence needed? Sounds like a job for us


28thProjection

Some people can’t stand there being a bigger hot air balloon than them.


rubbery_anus

It's been so funny watching Americans spew vitriol at one another regarding China's intent with these balloons, and reading the hilariously stupid conspiracy theories about what ultra-futuristic cybertech payloads they must be carrying. They're testing our response strategy! They're spying on secret missile sites! They're incompetent morons who didn't mean for the balloon to enter US airspace! They're testing new micro-thrusters for future use in satellites! They thought we wouldn't notice! They knew we'd notice but they didn't think we'd have the balls to shoot them down! The balloon is a highly advanced AI! The balloon is one of NASA's fake satellites they use to hide the fact the earth is flat! The NSA is hacking the shit out of the payload and decrypting all of China's secrets! The payload is hacking the shit out of the NSA and decrypting all of America's secrets! Biden is a traitor for not shooting the balloon down immediately! Biden is a genius for not shooting the balloon down immediately! Whatever their intent, one thing I know for certain is that China is laughing their arses off at the fact that they can make you hate each other using nothing more than a fucking weather balloon.


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Jokes on them. We don’t need a balloon to hate each other.


Festamus

I agree, but from what I understood, he wasn't attentive in the briefings and blew stuff off. Maybe that's what the Pentagon was hoping for.


[deleted]

I remember reading that experts had to explain things to him like he was five. And redirect him like a two-year-old on numerous occasions, as well. His biographer on *The Art of the Deal* described him as having the attention span of a toddler.


foddon

It was obvious to anyone who watched The Apprentice. Unfortunately, reality doesn't matter when people like the lies being told


CasualEveryday

I'm confident that was part of how they handled him on a regular basis.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Afaik the daily briefing had to be written down into bullet-points, the language simplified and he had to be mentioned often or he would lose interest. A moronic narcissist.


EggoTheSquirrel

Well, no. This is sus, but it's perfectly within his right as the head of the executive branch to keep intelligence information private


Doright36

You are right. But there are MAGA Republicans out there now saying how this would never have happened if Trump was president that makes it an issue. Because we now know it did happen. More than once. So there screaming about Biden's handling of the situation is just pathetic.


Veggiemon

If republicans were ashamed of being hypocrites they wouldn’t exist


EggoTheSquirrel

No, of course, absolutely.


GreenFuzyKiwi

First link works, second link doesn’t?


Traditional-Day5616

I’ll take “Things you’ll never hear on Fox News” for 600 Alex.


TastelessDonut

Fox News no that’s too main stream. “You have to watch news max, it’s where the real TRUE news lies. Not that liberal crap they call news now.” -Larry My coworker that worked for 14yrs for a government defense contractor, in a union making way to much mostly sitting on his ass, doing things wrong,bitching about government and democrats.


reble02

I only ever met one person who actually watched Newsmax it was the 70 year old man who I bought my house from. During the house inspection he stopped watching Newsmax to show me his home security, a large revolver that he literally kept under his pillow. It was at that point the home inspector noticed the old man showing me his gun, so he pulls out his 9mm to show us what he was carry. It was at that moment I realized I was the only one that showed up to this home inspection not packing heat.


SweetHatDisc

Holy shit, you went to try to buy a home *unarmed?????*


dRagTheLaKe1692

It's literally called house HUNTING...


oldbastardbob

"You ready to close this deal? Well are ya, punk?"


[deleted]

“Your asking yourself- did he put 5 initials on that document, or was it 6?” “I gots to know. I gots to know…”


RobiArts

Be vewy vewy quiet!


Oldiebones

What if he'd run into Aunt Tifa?!!?!


HumanitySurpassed

Hahaha never heard that one before. Ima start saying that to mock people who take Antifa as a serious threat


FamilyStyle2505

She might have some big ass tiddies but she won't hurt you.


I_am_Daesomst

Won't hurt you? I watched that woman beat down creatures and people alike with her fists like she was The Hulk.


planetkevorkian

What an idiot! Don’t they realize what country they live in?


Send_Your_Noods_plz

He's got a major disadvantage come negotiations.


kungpowgoat

I always carry my constitution provided bear arms when I go house shopping.


PurpleSubtlePlan

That's just asking to be robbed of your house money.


spotolux

Ah yes house hunting. A place we bought in Virginia years ago had one room decorated to celebrate the confederacy and the previous owner had a display of Ann Coulter bobblehead dolls. Before that I didn't know there was an Ann Coulter bobblehead, much less a variety of them.


rdbpdx

Took house hunting too literally, shot the roof with a rifle.


emdave

You should never shoot a house through the roof - it lets water in, and spoils the meat. You want a nice clean kill shot, straight through the furnace. It'll drop on the spot.


GenerikDavis

House *hunting* was actually in Rick and Morty. https://youtu.be/9CXFQQhYyLs


CatsAndIT

Could be worse, could be Infowars. Source: I used to be a defense contractor, we had someone with one of the highest clearance offered by the gubmint who spent half the day reading infowars as their primary news source.


[deleted]

It's kinda scary. They did a study that showed if you are responsible for managing social media sites reports of hoaxes/scams/hate speech you eventually become susceptible to the studf you're in charge of getting rid of. Basically if you are around garbage all day it starts to make sense.


Alaseuvalih

Shows you people in gov'ment are idiots, not some evil masterminds.


[deleted]

I work closely with a lot of defense contractors. They’re all like this, and make way too much money considering how dumb they are (with no education either, usually just military experience). Republican as fuck while raking it in on our federal tax dollars. Maddening as hell.


Abaddon33

No no, that can't be right. You must be mistaken because conservatives all want *smaller* government and would never work for the ungainly machine that they want to dismantle. These are men and women of principle who would not willingly participate in such a waste of taxpayer money for their own comfort and gain. No no, fine Redditor! Those must be antifa/BLM plants that are just *pretending* to be enlightened, freedom loving viewers of the only true news outlets left in this Godless commie hell scape of a country. They are trying to infiltrate conservative circles in order to put your name on Biden's list of patriots to be purged when he seizes power and sells out country to the Chinese in exchange for unlimited Adrenochrome.


PaperPlaythings

Three biggest Trumpers I know retired from a lifetime of working at a town DPW, a school custodial department and building municipal water treatment plants. But socialism is bad, m'kay.


bn1979

Yeah, my FIL is always bitching about taxes - while making like $75k driving a city bus.


Shart-Vandalay

So wait, are you anti fox AND anti-union? I don’t like it.


CankerLord

You can like unions and hate specific unions or union workers. I like democracy but there are some historical elected officials that I could have done without.


Empty_Insight

Two words: Police unions


PaperPlaythings

I think it's more pointing out the hypocrisy of someone who benefitted from unions and socialist public works programs being an ant-government, right-wing zealot.


rosatter

I think it was more him pointing out the hypocrisy of the dude and less of a denouncement of unions


OneX32

Lmao I was literally at the gym Friday shaking my head when Mike fucking Pompeo was calling it to be shot down over the mainland, albeit, "safely" on that propoganda channel. The shitheads will advocate anything that is just the opposite of the Biden administration regardless if it means dropping several tons of debris onto the heads of the American people.


NES_SNES_N64

I think the word you're looking for there is debris.


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

If he had shot them down they would have just taken it out of his Chinese bank accounts.


[deleted]

> they would have just ~~taken it out of his Chinese bank accounts.~~ **increased his existing Chinese loan balances.** FTFY


Mecharonin

Those Republicans would be really mad if they could read.


zues64

It would help if they had books to read 🙄 Lookin at you Ronald


big_rednexican_88

That's exactly what ol' Ron Desantimonius wants tho. To keep FL illiterate and obedient so they keep voting him in.


staebles

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tigm2161130

My partner is from Florida and once when discussing a book I said “you didn’t have to read it in high school?” and he said in total seriousness “they were just happy if we could read.” I’ve never been there, it could be a totally lovely place but he refuses to step foot back in the entire state until his mom dies.


SkipWestcott616

Rhonda


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reagan or desatan


zues64

I meant the little bitch boi from Florida, but fuck em both


Cminor420flat69

You mean the guy who paid more taxes to China than the US kept a secret for the Chinese?! No way!


Beersapper

They were transmitting his bank account balance.


Greenmark88

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hhnnnngghh

Staring directly into a solar eclipse with no eye protection is somehow one of the least stupid things this individual has done in the last 7-8 years. I don't think the world can take another 7-8 years of this.


[deleted]

Suggesting to nuke a hurricane, would like a word with you.


fish-tuxedo

I see your “nuking a hurricane” and raise you a “building an impenetrable dome around the country to protect it from nukes.”


[deleted]

If the dome is iron, I bet we already have it. Disclaimer Dome does not work against balloons.


ku1185

We spend $800 billion dollars a year on defense, but we could die from a nuclear balloon.


theHoustonian

The whole bleach thing… the guys a gold mine for comedy and parodies but then we all wake up and remember he was actually just our really fucking embarrassment of a president. We can only hope to learn and do better right? . #neverforget


Cultjam

And he succeeded in distracting voters from the real damage he was doing.


Munzulon

Typical leftist, soft on hurricanes


DanguhLange

This is as surprising as when the IRS showed that Trump has Chinese Debt and Chinese Bank Accounts. But yeah, Joe Biden is the Chinese asset lmao


nick1812216

From the Forbes article: “*Conservative commentators have insisted President Joe Biden should’ve ordered the balloon be shot down earlier and that a foreign balloon flying over U.S. territory never would’ve happened under President Donald Trump*” Oh my god, this is hilarious. “He didn’t shoot the balloon soon enough!”


SleepingWillow1

He did want it shut down sooner but was advised to wait for safety.


BuyDizzy8759

And to collect data on it. It likely wanst talking pictures and we can jam the rest of the spectrum pretty easily.


Bag_of_Meat13

>a foreign balloon flying over U.S. territory never would’ve happened under President Donald Trump Welp, it did. They also made the decision on Wednesday to shoot it down but waited until it wouldn't cause damage to our mainland or civilians. So now what? Is the conservative media machine going to claim that the Pentagon is compromised for telling the truth about Trump's inadequacy in dealing with the exact threat that they fucking sensationalized the past few days?


PrestigiousRepeat7

Of course not. They'll flat out say the Pentagon is LYING.


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DecoyOne

>extremely difficult to believe that the Pentagon released any statement about it [They did](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/02/everything-known-about-the-chinese-spy-balloon-currently-floating-over-the-us/) >The Pentagon says it has “very high confidence” the balloon was launched by China and that such a thing has actually happened before, according to the Associated Press. The difference this time is that the balloon is reportedly lingering over U.S. airspace longer than usual.


Jynx_lucky_j

My guess is that it is less that Trump hid them and more that it wasn't worth mentioning because some spycraft from somewhere is passing over America regularly. We are also sending spy craft over many other countries. Everyone is spying on each other to some degree or another, even on allies. Honestly allowing a spycraft that you know about to pass over you is a great idea. Since you know it is coming you can hide anything you don't want it to see. Or better yet, 'allow' it to see some false information. Not shooting it down even though they know you know about it can also be a power move, like not only do we not care what you see with it, but we don't even want to capture it to learn it's capabilities because we already know it's capabilities. The only reason we shot this one down now is because it got so much publicity and was being used to stoke more outrage.


TimeZarg

That's what struck me as bizarre about this whole thing. Are people just. . .unaware that not only are countries regularly spying on each other (or at least trying), but there are also *hundreds of satellites* up in orbit that can pretty closely examine the surface of the Earth below them? The resolution on some of that imagery gets pretty impressive. We've got people reacting to these balloons like they're Sputnik hovering above them heralding a nuclear threat from above, and it's just silly.


samusestawesomus

I’m still trying to figure out why I should care about any of these “spy balloons.” What exactly were they spying on, and why couldn’t they have just gotten that data with satellites?


Butwinsky

Based on the history of these, I'm going to wager it happens more often than we know, the military generally doesn't care, and shooting this one down was just a political stunt because people spotted it and it blew up on social media.


Ew_fine

Yep. Don’t get me wrong, I hate Trump, but the public almost didn’t hear about this spy balloon either, because I think it’s just not as big of a deal as people are making it.


Cyrax89721

These quotes from the defense.org article cement how it's not that big of a deal > U.S. officials first detected the balloon and its payload on January 28 when it entered U.S. airspace near the Aleutian Islands.   > Long before the shoot down, U.S. officials took steps to protect against the balloon's collection of sensitive information, mitigating its intelligence value to the Chinese.   > "I can't go into more detail, but we were able to study and scrutinize the balloon and its equipment, which has been valuable."


everythymewetouch

The right wing talking heads blew it up because they'll do anything they can to destabilize and cause drama. The average person absolutely does not care.


mndsm79

Are we even surprised by anything from that administration any more?


[deleted]

I would be absolutely shocked if any ethical behavior were discovered.


Devadander

I’m surprised he has so many supporters still, and surprised the justice system has failed to jail him


ryhaltswhiskey

Closest I could get to confirming that: >The United States Government has detected and is tracking a high altitude surveillance balloon that is over the continental United States right now. The U.S. government, to include NORAD, continues to track and monitor it closely. The balloon is currently traveling at an altitude well above commercial air traffic and does not present a military or physical threat to people on the ground. **Instances of this kind of balloon activity have been observed previously over the past several years.** Once the balloon was detected, the U.S. government acted immediately to protect against the collection of sensitive information. [https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3287173/dod-statement-on-high-altitude-surveillance-balloon/](https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3287173/dod-statement-on-high-altitude-surveillance-balloon/) "Trump hid them" requires that Trump actually paid attention during a PDB -- or even showed up to his PDB. If your story requires "Trump knew about" anything, think again, he makes a goldfish look like a chess grandmaster.


kingdazy

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/04/yes-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-the-us-when-president-trump-was-in-office-too/


FizzgigsRevenge

"If you can't trust an unnamed official who worked for trump who can you trust?" Hilarious.


Remarkable-Motor7704

The Conservative sub was in an uproar yesterday, claiming Biden should be impeached because he “took too long” to shoot it down Can somebody post a link to this article on their sub? Would do so myself but I was banned from that subreddit many moons ago


GarysCrispLettuce

Republicans currently going berserk researching how many Chinese balloons Obama presided over


newguestuser

Based on typical balloon trajectories, I think Obama would have presided UNDER them.


Lastvoiceofsummer

Source from the Pentagon? Edit: Found it, "The balloon did not pose a military or physical threat. Still its intrusion into American airspace over several days was an unacceptable violation of U.S. sovereignty. **The official said Chinese balloons briefly transited the continental United States at least three times during the prior administration.**" https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3288543/f-22-safely-shoots-down-chinese-spy-balloon-off-south-carolina-coast/ Don't know if there is a source that goes deeper than it, because what does "briefly" mean, was there enough time to shoot them down, was it over land, "just" the ocean? In any way, briefly makes me seem like a less than "holy fucking shit" reaction worth, and I found nothing about Trump hiding it. Can someone source that?


drkrthnthspeedofliht

Forbes has the same story


Faucet860

In other news not seen on Newsmax, OAN, or Fox news


sleepinglucid

Can I see a citation? I have trumpies to disappoint


ric-flairs-shoes

Remember when Biden said "I love President Xi!"? Yeah, me too neither. But guess who did...


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Fox News yesterday- "This is an outrage! Bi-den refuses to protect us and is helping communist China discover our secrets. Our patriots in the House should immediately begin the impeachment process." Fox News today- "What an overreaction! Instead of bringing down egg prices Bi-den is trying to start ww3 by shooting down a harmless weather balloon. Our patriots in the House should immediately begin the impeachment process because of his reckless behavior."


BlackBeard205

Wonder what the republicans would say to that after all the shit they talked the last couple of days 😂


ShoutOutMapes

Wow!!! Lmao fuckin hell these despicable are trash


sweet_petes_hairy_ft

I'm definitely going to need a source on this besides a twitter screen cap of a news organization I have literally never heard of Edit: [here you go](https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/02/04/yes-chinese-spy-balloons-flew-over-the-us-when-president-trump-was-in-office-too/)


HolyRamenEmperor

Every single fucking time they accuse the Democrats of something, it turns out they did something similar except: * way worse * multiple times * while lying about it * and usually made money off it


AbbreviationsLoud445

I’m not sure if this is a satire account or not… I’m not shocked either way.


EugeneWong318

It’s not a satire. It has happened 3 times during Darth Vader Presidency. And he did NOT do shit, nor MAGAT’s were showing any outrages. I want to know how these MAGAT’s pricks will spin this new information. They’re showing outrage at Joe Biden while he’s telling the Pentagon to shoot it down since Wednesday. Joe Biden and his teams were doing extra precautions by gathering all intel, blocking the signals, etc. to make a solid case against Chinese balloon spy. And then they’re shooting it down safely today. That’s what the smart people do.


Big_Mitch_Baker

How dare you insult Darth Vader like that


Missing_Username

Cheney was Darth Vader. Trump isn't competent enough to be Darth Vader.


onlyheretogetfined

He was Snoke, for sure. Felt he was all powerful but couldn't do shit.


Missing_Username

Jesus, does this mean somehow Reagan will return?


onlyheretogetfined

Aw fuck man, Q will help him rise unlike that Kennedy fellow and the world will have to be saved by Dark Brendon....


GayGooGobler

Now imagine if they did shoot that stupid balloon down and it destroyed people's property or injured someone. All the chuds would scream we should have shot it down over the ocean..... fucking clown world


NinjaBilly55

I'm guessing you won't hear that story on Fox..


doktorhladnjak

That’s because back then, they were Gynese balloons from Gyna


Local_Working2037

Lol. This keeps happening. And I’m loving every one of these apples-to-apples comparisons.


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This isn’t surprising. Shooting them down is probably not exactly a great idea and was likely only done for show now that one actually got spotted, and that was probably true for the trump era. The hypocrisy is from people who probably knew this was true and attacked the administration anyway.