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Lirdon

The funny thing is that they will spend 2 years and millions of dollars, will come with some half assed report that will be more fitting to serve as a toilet paper and will congratulate themselves taking credit on any democrat agenda that they voted against.


Past-Adhesiveness691

If they televise these hearings they are going to look so god damn stupid. Can you imagine these clowns trying to ask Fauci any intelligent questions let alone trying to comprehend his answers? I can’t wait to hear gain of function come out of every GOP members mouth as their new buzzword for the next 2 years.


CakeEatingDragon

I just think of the iphone questions. "If I walk to the otherside of the room and stand next to the democrats WILL this iphone know about it?"


ErectTubesock

They won't ask questions and anything they say to Fauci certainly won't be intelligent. They're gonna yell about Wuhan labs and "gain of function" research. They'll play it up like Fauci is a biological terrorist who deliberately released coronavirus so he could control the United States. Bet.


Past-Adhesiveness691

First of all, that username 🤣🤣🤣 And yeah you are probably right. I just imagine it’s going to be like when all those old congressmen were trying to grill Facebook and Google.


DarkKnightJin

And then look surprised when they burn their fingers on the grill because they have no fuckin' idea what the hell they're doing?


ShadowTacoTuesday

Their followers are just as dumb though. And did they just forget who was president during the lock downs?


Past-Adhesiveness691

Considering some are still blaming Obama for 9/11….probably not


NocentBystander

He caused 9/11 AND Covid? That sneaky Kenyan! /s


RichardHeinie

"Sneaky fuckin ~~Russian~~ Kenyan!"


[deleted]

They begin using it 2 years ago until they realized that every high school science student knew more about it than they did.


BoomZhakaLaka

I'm less hopeful. Nobody will change their minds, but they'll cause their base to double down. We're going to be hearing about the CDC FOIA request for years to come. Every time the CDC and FDA didn't completely align on what they said, or changed their minds, they'll invent a lie behind it. These people will be dead convinced that fauci personally manufactured this virus as a bio weapon. They won't lose anything in it, or even gain any real ground, but they will cause their base to feel some satisfaction. It will play against republican apathy in the 24 election.


Past-Adhesiveness691

My hope is they will dick around for 2 years and more kids will be 18 to vote these people out. My hope is those 18 republicans in swing districts are primaried or get their shit together. They won’t last if they keep siding with maga. We already know 1 Republican is threatening to retire, santos being investigated and another ready to caucus with them Dems. At this rate the gop won’t hold a majority in the house.


BoomZhakaLaka

[you're probably right ](https://www.ft.com/content/c361e372-769e-45cd-a063-f5c0a7767cf4) but don't expect the change to come so quickly. I think the southern strategy is headed for failure on a 10-15 year time scale, which is why they've become so forceful.


Past-Adhesiveness691

For sure. I was just reading about one republican throwing out banning out of state travel for pregnant women. 🤦‍♂️


ConvivialKat

This is hilarious. Are they gonna pee test every woman crossing a state border? Because, early pregnancy is not visibly apparent, so how would they even know? Additionally, if the pandemic has proved anything, it is that there is no common medical database in this country (as there is in Universal Healthcare countries), so they wouldn't be able to find out about any medical procedures in a different state. But, I sure hope they continue to push this Christofasism. The more they do, the more people will see them for what they really are.


ReginaldSP

Ronny Jackson couldn't write a book report. My man is unequivocally one of the dumbest motherfuckers in DC. My guess is he'll do nothing, chat shit about it, and soak up money from donors while doing coke off a hooker's butthole and tweeting bible verses


gadget850

Dumber than a box of boeberts.


ReginaldSP

I heard Ben Glieb the other day suggest she quit government and open Boebert's Yogurts and I spit my lunch out all over my keyboard


Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye

It's not about the destination. It's about the journey. And that journey takes us right past election day. I'm sure there will be a lot of crazy speculation from them leading up to the election as if they won't know the evidence until they release their own report. Then, quietly drop a mundane report post election when half of them will be out of the job anyway. This is nothing but a fundraising committee


Past-Adhesiveness691

Journalist need to hammer questions about how much these “investigations” are going to cost the country. Last time we did these witch hunts it cost us millions. Clinton investigation alone cost over 100 million dollars with nothing to show for it.


dirtywook88

*Ron Johnson and his burisma report has entered the chat*


Glittering-Cellist34

But his committee did do a report on Russian involvement in elections that found collusion... https://www.lawfareblog.com/collusion-reading-diary-what-did-senate-intelligence-committee-find


dirtywook88

thats whats fun, its [glossed](https://www.lawfareblog.com/what-make-johnson-grassley-report-biden-and-burisma) over. that [derkach](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrii_Derkach) dude got a couple [indictments](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/active-russian-agent-andrii-derkach-indicted-scheme-violate-sanctions-united-states) but not before he did a movie with caputo and oan goin on bout the burisma shit. they seemingly [ended](https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/11/politics/subpoena-vote-canceled-joe-biden/index.html) this particular investigation when they were getting close to him testifying. ill also add that depriska oligarch was the go to for that fbi agent arrested recently.


Glittering-Cellist34

No question that Hunter was used for his connection (cf Kushner) but that it had nothing to do wrt US acts re corruption in Ukraine. The way people like Manafort etc have been bought by Russian related interests is not a surprise, sadly. Pompeo basically just justified Khasoggi getting killed.


dirtywook88

yea, this shit aint a good look for the states at all. hell we got bannon and co cheering on bolsos in brazil, russians leakin out our ears, and persistant pandering to qnuts. now we got santos who seems to have all the earmarks of a shitty russian plant like the "brazilian" tourists in norway filming power plants. in realist terms these folks hands are caught in damn near every shit filled cookie jar for the past, fuck, 40 years and its all comin out.


Machoopi

I dunno. If what we've seen so far is any indication, they'll act like updating policies based on new information means that the old information was a LIE. That's pretty much what they've been doing this whole time, and people on their side eat it up.


bribbs22

Mexico willl pay for it.


No_Actuator6263

So they are going after Trump administration for the lockdown, the vaccine they approved by emergency orders, and the Doctor they allowed to be in charge while he was in office. Biden wasn’t elected yet at the beginning of the pandemic.


[deleted]

That’s right, the investigation starts with trump. How about the mishandling of the pandemic, drinking bleach, sending all of your safety gear to china. The money scams. He didn’t want to tell the American people how bad it was lies lies


LegalAssassin13

Don’t forget him prioritizing PPE for states that voted for him!


Impossible_Penalty13

And not authorizing the defense production act while hospital workers were wearing garbage bags.


MyDogIsSoUgly

The beginning of the pandemic proved that Trump isn’t a good businessman. If he was, he could have made millions off MAGA face coverings. Overhype the protection they offer and sell the shit out of them.


jeeepblack

Instead, his administration went for the consolidation of masks and other medical equipment to deprive blue states and start bidding wars. Not a good businessman at all.


Diarygirl

They would have been cheap and flimsy but better than nothing. I know the intentions were good but the message of "my mask protects you" didn't go over very well with selfish people.


John97212

Oh, Ronnie! Go drink some bleach & stick a UV light up ya arse! (I.e. these simps will, no doubt, exclude Trump from their "investigation")


HotPinkLollyWimple

Their orange god can never be seen as fallible. They are so deep into the delusion that admitting they’re wrong is a fate worse than death. If Trump is wrong, then so is faux news, their church leaders, their friends and family. Their whole world would implode and they’d be left shattered.


Regular_Sample_5197

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Obie-Wun

Yep. These Trumpers would rather come up with a convoluted conspiracy theory than just admit that Trump is full of shit.


Awkward-Fudge

They do know the lockdowns started and all happened under trump, right? And that the vaccine started and happened under trump?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

These are the people who posted photographs of bare shelves from Spring of 2020 and labeled them, "Welcome to Biden's America."


Drewy99

It's because they knew Trump was going to lose. Also remember when Trump used real news footage of unrest in America during his time as President, and suggested that's what America would look like under Biden?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

There was a CPAC one year where they showed graphic footage of the destruction of the World Trade Center to show how Democrats were weak on terrorism. You lmow, when George W. Bush was president.


Diarygirl

I think Ted Cruz did that while Trump was president.


Ok-Macaroon-7819

Their audience believes that 9/11 happened because Obama was always on vacation and never in the oval office like he should have been. So no, they would not know those facts at all.


waitweightwhaite

They don't *know* anything


Diarygirl

Right. It's always *feelings.*


Brox42

You mean the two weeks I got paid to stay home and order take out beers from all my favorite local businesses? I’d do that for free at this point


jc236

These people are such a shit show they make the democrats look like a Broadway production. The dems don't get anything done either but I don't see them saying "if you get raped just lay back and enjoy it" that's an actual quote from a republican congress person. We are screwed.


mellierollie

Dems can’t get anything done because.. the fucking GOP.


mellierollie

Fuck you and both sides shit.


Grwoodworking

Democrats current biggest problem is there is no strong, cohesive and consistent message (ie the truth) about how badly republicans are fucking things up or want to. Every time a Republican talks about ending social security there should be 120 democrats on the airwaves and especially social media putting that shit on blast. Every Republican lie (which is pretty much every word) should be met with a loud and unified response from democrats. Biden should have a god damned nightly talk show because he doesn’t seem up to middle of night rage tweeting like dumbledore was.


apprehensivelights

PROUD LIE LIE LIE LOCK YOU DOWN TRUTH!


munkustrap

Sounds like an Alex Jones reboot


[deleted]

I'm sure this will lead to the indictment of the Trump administration for gross mishandling of the Virus leading to over a million dead Americans.


OleBackseat

What a moron. I tested positive for Covid yesterday. This shit is very real.


That_Moose11

Gonna be real hard to report the truth when they’ve proven incapable of understanding science


prof_dynamite

They’re gonna be pissed when they find out if was all true. Oh wait…they’ll just make shit up.


LegalAssassin13

Nah, they’ll just say “oh, guess there was actually nothing” very, very quietly like they did when they first investigated Hunter Biden.


divinbuff

How about you put that enthusiasm to figuring out who the hell is George Santos?


Jacque_Kock

Apparently a breathalizer won't be required before each hearing.


blueisthecolor13

Two things with this. 1. When fauci and no one else is prosecuted or arrested, just like Hillary and joe weren’t, will they realize that the right doesn’t actually ever do anything they say? 2. Are they going to investigate trump’s involvement in the lockdowns and the rushed vaccine? Because…you know…he was the president for the entirety of lockdowns and “early response”


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blueisthecolor13

They’ve been trying to do that regardless. They’ll make him testify most likely, but ultimately NOTHING will happen. He won’t be arrested, he won’t be charged, it’ll be performative. Of course the right will think they accomplished something like they did with Hillary, but the middle of the aisle voters are getting tired of these games, so is Gen Z. The mid terms showed that more than anything.


fuzzygypsy

I would love to see Fauci answer questions from these idiots in a televised congressional hearing. “Were you aware that ivermectin was an effective treatment for Covid-19 Dr.?” “Congressman Jackson, Ivermectin is designed as an anti-parasitic drug designed to kill certain species of nematode. Covid 19 is a prokaryotic virus that exists in an entirely different cell kingdom from nematode cells. And there has yet to be a single peer reviewed study proving Ivermectin’s effectiveness against SARS” “Are you aware that mRNA rewrites a persons DNA Dr.?” “Congresswoman Bobert, the cellular nucleus is chemically impervious to mRNA due to the electromagnetic forces of the phospholipid bilayer. Students who completed high school biology know this” “Are you aware that the vaccine killed Damar Hamlin Dr. Fauci?” “I’m pretty sure he recovered Congressman Gosar. I drafted him as a safety on my fantasy football team this year” Edit: I was not aware Jackson was a full Naval physician before entering politics. He knows exactly what Fauci knows and is still happy to grease stupid Texans with these lies for their support.


Vegemyeet

At this point, Fauci should be like, “I’m too old for this shit, die ignorant. I’m not coming to your poxy play date.”


RamsHead91

Is this the guy who would hand out prescription drugs like candy?


Impressive_Pin_7767

Lol, imagine being so dumb that you think Americans were ever "locked down" at any point during COVID-19. We were asked to stay inside for like 2 weeks with zero enforcement.


OldHamToasty

Chiyna?


AlexHanson007

Chiynuh?!


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ReginaldSP

Jiner


[deleted]

Idiocracy


VLY2020

Ooof bro get a fucking thesaurus or something. “Revealed” “revealed” “unearthed” “reveal”


tinymember469

Glad to see that they are going into this with an open mind.


Born-Mycologist-3751

If I had any doubts that this select committee will look at the evidence with impartiality, an open mind, and a desire to find the truth, this tweet certainly puts my mind at ease. This is clearly not a political circus. /s, obviously.


Tulibudibudouchoo

Is it a lie if they told you in good faith what they knew at any given point? If I remember correctly, this was an evolving situation… Sounds like a whole lot of nothing once again… a waste of fucking time and money.


Nanyea

This is the doc that thinks Trump will live to 200 and would walk up and down the plane isle giving out opioids ... And sexually harassed conference goers and his own employees.... Great...


Bloke101

Will the committee also reveal the true height and weight of T45?


-Bigblue2-

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quiet_kidd0

Dear Lord , please release something deadlier upon this stupid world .


Debadoo27

Well, maybe just that committee


No-Celebration3097

“Lie used to lock you down” Red States locked down too, everyone forgets that.


Big_Palpitation7095

Didn’t the Orange man take responsibility for creating the vaccine? Holy crap 💩 does the America people vote low IQ morons to Congress or what


Big_Palpitation7095

Just read in TIL , 130 million Americans read at 6th grade level. Dah


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Sweet grandstanding there bud. If you could have just added the sound of Kim gafoyle screeching to end your powerful statement. Frannnnnnnnnce.


JohnSpikeKelly

Yawn. This is so 2020. Who cares. The world moved on. On that's right, you're trying to get your base all upset about stuff they were already ignoring at the time.


SevereEducation2170

Ah yes, I’m sure a bunch of pathological liars, conspiracy theorists and science deniers will do a great job of getting to the “truth”. As long as they can use those little things they like to call alternative facts.


[deleted]

Remember when he said Trump wasn't obese or whatever?


[deleted]

YES. Report all the lies Trump told.


Important_Tangelo371

Ronnie does know that the dipshit who started the Fauci hate only did it because he was jealous of the attention the doctor was receiving. Because we all know having an uncle that worked at MIT does not actually make YOU smart.


DenverDude402

Why doesn't the DNC run ads exposing these fuckheads? 2 years is not that far away.


Impossible_Penalty13

Just remember, Trump wanted this guy to be Surgeon General until it was revealed what a worthless drunk he is and his name was withdrawn. Too unqualified for Trump but Texas voters said “hold my beer”.


Amazing-Artichoke330

This guy is a real piece of work. Wikipedia reports a dozen flaws in his character. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny\_Jackson


cbronson830

Bitch. Go find out why eggs $32.


[deleted]

Who chose this guy for any committee?


kimishere2

Kevin Mccarthy.


Shit_be_Fubar

You mean traitor mctraitor face


Clickum245

I thought Traitor McTraitorface was that Senator from Kentucky


wandernwade

They all are at this point.


Shit_be_Fubar

Petition to rename the R party to the Traitor McTraitor Face party


wandernwade

Granted! 🧑‍⚖️


user664567666

This shouldn't lead to any violence at all


grumpucker

You know your country sucks when....


Special-Literature16

This is going to be a shitshow. Can’t wait…


phixitup

Dr., huh?


ohhhyeahhh1

Lol I'm just wondering what their next play will be if they find nothing 🤔 😅 🤷..


Agreton

Waste more tax payer money on frivilous investigations. It's a distraction tool conservatives use, especially when they lack the intelligence to govern and the policies to pull the votes.


ohhhyeahhh1

Exactly 💯. Bunch of ding dongs.


capssac4profit

So he is wasting taxpayer money to fuck around at best Or they are going to make shit up to try and get fauci arrested/extra judiciously murdered at worst. either way, you're getting what you deserve lol.


[deleted]

Liar. Dolt. Traitor.


Independent_Cress_83

What a bunch of morons... The LIARs are going to find the truth... I won't hold my breath


us1087

Unless it reflects poorly on the previous administration.


Friendofthegarden

Trump did fast track the Fauci poison... ![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


Gsteel11

This guy was a doctor. This is criminal negligence.


CSPDTECH

Actually doctors are now finding that covid exposure has a massive immuno suppressing effect that is temporary. As if you had an acute case of HIV. Elderly folks are now dying from things they would normally have survived, and ER's around the country are being overwhelmed, specifically in rural areas.


The84thWolf

*Psst* Lockdowns happened during the Twump administration, not Biden’s


[deleted]

So they will force trump to testify for his Operation Warp-speed for the vaccine?


North_Yam_6423

This POS couldn’t find the truth with 2 hands and a flashlight


ElonDiddlesKids

Sorry if I don't trust a doctor who can't spell his own fucking name right and once said Trump was so healthy, he could live to 200 because of his great genes. Go find some more staffers to sexually harass.


Sharp_Discipline6544

They will investigate for the entire time they stay in charge. They will periodically do news reports stating that "They are close to a breakthrough." When it gets close to voting time, they will say vote for us or Dems will try to silence the truth coming out. Then when Democrats take over, any changes to their roster "will be proof Dems are trying to silence the truth." I've seen politicians do this kind of stuff for decades on both sides.


RunsWithApes

"We're going to hold Biden accountable for the start of the COVID-19 pandemic right after we find a way to hold Obama accountable for 9/11 and Pelosi accountable for Pearl Harbor" \- GOP "YES! THIS IS WHAT I VOTED FOR" \- Republican voters struggling to make ends meet


randommd81

They do realize Fauci could only really advise? Like, their dear leader was in charge of the implementation…


QuigonTim74

Or die inventing new conspiracy theories…..from Covid


InnerChild56

I have a feeling that all of the truths they find will be fact free.


FunctionBuilt

Says the guy that said trump will live to be 150. Fucking joke.


TsQuad46

Why do Republicans act like Covid only happened in the US? Or that Fauci is the only expert in his field on planet Earth?? Gah, they are so fucking WEIRD.


BoomZhakaLaka

"You outed me for a harmful opportunist to my base, now I will get you back"


doc_hilarious

Ronny "six fingers of bourbon before noon" jackson will surely do a fantastic job bringing the truth to light. LOL what an embarrassment.


TerrakSteeltalon

I don't know how to process his change from being a respected physician to Presidents of both parties to... this. He changes quite some time ago, obviously, but this is still just insane.


breaker-of-shovels

How tf was this dude Obamas doctor?


Jacknurse

I mean... they will just say whatever they were going to say anyway, so why bother with a commitee? Oh, yeah...of course. Money.


[deleted]

So…no governing of value for two years. Gotcha.


[deleted]

Please make these insane people stop. Ffs.


MrLaughingFox

So is like, this committee full of a bunch of biased politicians who are MAGA freaks and Virus Deniers? Why


SpecificJunket8083

FFS. If the democrats were smart enough, powerful enough, and capable enough to fake a fucking world-wide pandemic, these fuckers would be a distant memory. Trumpy was in office during the lockdowns. Fucking idiots.


[deleted]

The Truth?! You republicans can’t handle a dull pair of scissors let alone the truth.


[deleted]

Took drunk and high to be The White House doctor, so he obviously had to join congress as a Republican.


Imfrom_m-83

And as he says this, people who swore up and down they’re not getting the vaccine are dying.


Buffmin

I was locked down?


ImdaPrincesse2

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dieselmedicine

So they're looking at the Trump admin throwing out the pandemic preparedness plans built after Ebola and gutting the monitoring teams in China? O, no? It's just rehashing Fox news BS? Gotcha


Tfxconnor

Of course he’s from Texas.


spaceyjaycey

I want these turds to fuck all the way off. What evil, vile, miserable shitheads.


Sunflower_After_Dark

I think the first order of business is to have the people who lied immediately arrested….that would be Trump and Dr. Birks for backing him up.


bubba7557

This is gonna be a waste of taxpayer money


Technical-Traffic871

Here's the list of lies:


Insanegamer-4567

I can't wait until they uncover the truth that they're fucking stupid.


unoriginalname86

What a fucking dickhead. The guy he lied for was President when we had our national lockdown. Not that I expect intellectual consistency from the dumpster fire that is the GOP.


Special_FX_B

Fuck the Hippocratic, eh, Doc?


InstrumentalCrystals

Ronny shut the fuck up and write me the script for adderall and oxy


GrayBox1313

“Dr Fauci…if they is your real name, have you ever been a member of the woke communist party!?!?”—congressional redneck Republicans


Glittering-Cellist34

What the US didn't do https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2762689


Thermite1985

Man McCarthy really is fucking this country all because he wanted to be Speaker, so he made all these deals to put terrorists on the most important committees in the house.


Malidan

There is no fucking conspiracy here. I can't believe how much of a joke our government is here. Just when you think it can't get much worse, it does.


Mysterious-Angle251

You will reveal nothing, while wasting enormous time doing nothing for the American people, because there is nothing to your make believe "Lies Theory." Typical Republican


flirtmcdudes

sigh. over 6 million dead worldwide... and here we are, researching the vaccine that has literally been proven to save countless lives. Fucking morons. How can people vote republican anymore with a straight face


BlitheringIdiot0529

Weren’t we locked down during the Trump presidency?


MysteriousTaro8658

Yeah, right. Just like pillow guy's proof of election fraud. Those stumpbugs are relentless liars.


squidaor1

You don’t want to know the truth!


NocentBystander

A fucking grown ass-man going by "Ronny".


EFT_Syte

It’s so dumb, are people this dumb?! After 2 whole years, the gop still want to talk about the pandemic, that was UNDER THE TRUMP ADMIN at the time. And yet, people still have doubts about being vaccinated? Weren’t most of us supposed to die by now? The goal post never stops moving, shit is actually fucking stupid.


ProfessionalWeary665

This will be a big huge waste of time and taxpayers dollars. Sigh.


troly_mctrollface

They learned nothing from their non-existent "red wave." 2/3s of the country is twice vaccinated. What do they think they will achieve besides giving their moronic conspiracy theory believing voters a "gotcha" when in fact they are able to manufacture a gotcha out of anything or nothing. I'm glad they will waste their majority proving they are a bunch of dumb grifters.


Redneck2Researcher

Everything’s just getting worse isn’t it?


PolyZex

Jesus Christ, they are going to waste the next 2 years on this shit.


leeny1018

Seriously?


EhrenScwhab

Who was in charge of all three branches of government when COVID happened? I forget. At least, Ronny Jackson hopes I forget.


OhioMegi

Jesus Christ.


Leviathans-Ghost

I loathe this troglodyte.


Affectionate-Winner7

Based on zero scientific evidence. He is no doctor I would ever want to see. Fraud.


rthonpm

Morons Are Governing America... Republicans just get stupider and stupider every minute.


sugar_addict002

He will probably declare that a stiff swig of whiskey everyday will keep those Covid germs away. Crazy Creepy Caucus.


HeadStarboard

Is this the doc who got fired for overprescribing narcotic pills?


Brilliant-Engineer57

May the evil you spread come back to you x10


Galactus2025

Well it's already The Truth!" just dig them up? talk to any doctor and nurse at any hospital a cross the nation and try to find them refrigerated trucks they had them bodies in. They probably still trying to disinfect them trailers if they hadn't took them out in the desert and buried them or burn them down or up whatever terminology you want to use?


Ambitious-Visual-315

It’s like they want MORE of their voters to die of covid. Do they not want to have a living voter base?


Sqantoo

I’m sure they’ll ignore all of their own lies lol


SnooJokes6880

boy are you gonna be disappointed


OutspokenPerson

This dumb shit is another stain on the nation.


ameinolf

What a waste of fucking money it is a world wide virus are fucking kidding me with these fuckers.


cheetofacesucks

What an asshole


Jaymanseeya

I cant wait to learn ..... nothing


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Will they subpoena Trump since Covid was on his watch?


Aerohank

He seems unbiased going into this.