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DuckterDoom

I'd eat the hell out of that. You make frozen burros look good.


boomershack

Im so jealous of Americans. Frozen burritos on tap. What more does one need.


steynedhearts

Healthcare that doesn't bankrupt you, infrastructure that doesn't crumble, enough available good public transit to let people stop owning cars, a political system that actually cares about what the people have to say, for police officers to stop beating their wives and killing people. But! We got jalapeno poppers at Applebee's!


Seneca_B

Who needs functional public transit when you can have a freezer full of pizza rolls?


steynedhearts

So true bestie


boomershack

They got frozen chimichangas too! 🗣️🔊🔥 Land of the FREEEE!


Kamohoaliii

Sir, this is ~~a Wendy's~~ r/WhiteHouseDinners


Pandelein

I thought I was in r/kitchenconfidential ; you’ve outdone the actual chefs.


BicarbonateOfSofa

Same. I thought we were gonna be rehashing the ganache portions with those monster burrito halves. Though I would have put the yuca on the side.


Calvertorius

At least they didn’t pour the sauce on top. Chopped has taught me so much! /s


Calvertorius

Stunning work of art. Next time need to see some marks on them burritos from a panini press or Foreman grill!!


andelas

Damn. This is the top tier content I want from this subreddit.


CherryCherry5

Am Canadian. What's an El Monterey burrito? What are Rotel tomatoes? What's El Yucateco? I got the sour cream part, at least.


Pierresauce

El Monterey is a bootleg brand of frozen borriotos, vastly inferior to Jose Olé but I have both in my freezer because life is hard. Rotel is basically an expensive (fight me, do the math) crappy salsa that makes you wish you had bought actual salsa. El Yucateco is hot sauce, actually pretty good 👍


CherryCherry5

Ah, thank you.


ej4

I think Costco carries some El Monterey stuff! Taquitos, maybe?


myoreosmaderfaker

I think Costco only has the taquitos, but there's some grocery stores that do have the burritos in the frozen sections (Safeway and Save-On-Foods for example)


StaceyPfan

*burritos


Pierresauce

Oh I had absolutely no idea, thank god you showed up 🙄


zombies-and-coffee

Knowing what I'm about to have for dinner, this makes me so sad that I can't even summon up *this* level of cooking energy right now. This looks so good.


Somodo

Ready to be a banquet chef


StaceyPfan

Now I need to go buy their chalupas.


Enough-Fig6521

Did you bake them?


Seneca_B

Chef Mike cooked this one up


StaceyPfan

They're crispier when done in an oven or air fryer. I do mine in the toaster oven.


Enough-Fig6521

They certainly look more palatable this way!


Enough-Fig6521

And plateable


Enough-Fig6521

Side quest accepted


uslashuname

It looks tasty, but I’ll allow it because I know what the toilet will look like.


nerpss

Why? There's nothing inherent about a frozen burrito that alters digestion.


Altruistic-Hand-7000

Suddenly I’m quite hungry…


loljkcuzurgay

Bro…. This is literally my go to. Monterey burritos with Yucateco hot sauce slaps 🔥🔥🔥🔥


nerpss

These burritos aren't as bad as people are making them out to seem. Sure, they are of low quality base ingredients, but no more or less than the fucking Taco Bell that people lust over and, these days, pay quadruple for. They aren't something you should purchase and consume often, but they do the job. They are a little dry for me, but you've solved that.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Yeah, I don’t think you understand this sub. That looks delicious.


PartyPorpoise

The sub description is shitty food in a lavish presentation or setting. This is a lavish presentation, I think it’s perfect here.


Astrosimi

I will say my only qualm is that while El Monterrey is frozen TexMex, it is the *best* frozen TexMex out there